 Use him as a therapist. Hey, man, I just need someone to talk to. What about speaking out? This has happened to me, like, you know, my... Yeah, getting advice, getting life advice from Domino's employees. Oh, okay. Here we go. Oh, man. Domino's gonna help you tonight. Hey, man. I just want to order some pizzas for a pick up, please. Well, pick up? Yeah, yeah, fuck it. Sure thing, what will you ask us? Well, besides a new wife, I'll have a large barbecue meatlovers and we'll just go that on a classic crust. Sure thing, is that all for tonight? No, just hanging on my wife has left me an order here. She's probably off seeing that guy, she's... It says here she wants a Hawaiian, mate, just on a classic there. Yeah. Yeah, hopefully she'll be back soon because she's already been over there for a couple of hours. How long do you reckon until the pizza arrives? Oh, sorry, he's finished and ready to be picked up. Probably like 10 to 15 minutes. Okay, sweet. It's just because, yeah, like, I can't... Like, I seriously just can't get a hold of my wife and she's sort of... Well, sorry to sort of lay this on you, but yeah, she sort of just started like being quite distant a few months ago and like she's sort of... She's got this new job, right? And she just started hanging out with the staff there a little bit and like she started getting real close to this like massive or massive, massive guy, Paul. And he's just like, like, they've gone out for coffee a couple of times and she's just pulling away. Like, I feel like she's just definitely getting more distant. And like, yeah, and I'm pretty sure like she's at Paul's now and she's just like, you know, you never think of him to be dirty sluts before you marry him but like, what am I doing now? You know, half our mortgage and a couple of kids. So it's like, but you know, these aren't your problems, but what do you reckon? Yeah, no, I don't know. I'm still going to have a name. Yeah, mate, sure. So my name's Marty, M-A-R-T-Y. I've been married a long time ago. Marty? Yeah. Yeah, it should be about like 10 to 15. Well, no worries. Well, if I'm not there in like 15 minutes, because you know, I might have to go drive to my wife's place of work and just see if she's there with Paul. Because you know, she's claiming that she's working late at night, but I guarantee you they're not going to be working much. Do you know what I mean? So I'm just going to swing by the office. And if she is with Paul, like, should I, do I confront him? Should I talk to him or should I just, like, I don't want to come across as like, too like jealous and insecure in front of him? You know, I don't know whether I should talk to him or just pick up my wife and just hit him and come and get the pieces. So he didn't go hit the cup. Yeah, dude. Not very good life advice, but yeah, he didn't really let me get too fucked. Oh man, I wish someone really fucking tried to help you out there. Yeah, we might try that one. You want to try this another domino? Yeah, okay, let's try another one. It was so fun doing that. It was so fun. It was so fun. Let's try another one. Thanks for coming down this week. Next, how can I help you? Hey, I'd just like to place a pickup order, please, for me and for me and my two brothers. First, Peter, can I please get a large Hawaiian? And look, you probably don't want to be hearing this, but yeah, we used to have three brothers, but now there's only two. But yeah, so the second brother, he wants a barbecue meat lovers on classic as well. Yeah. And the third brother, he usually, he's not around anymore. You'll never guess. Like, so unlucky. He was actually crossing a highway chasing a football and yeah, he was hit by a semi-trailer. This has happened only a couple of weeks ago, so. They still haven't found the driver, so I was a hit and run, so I'm still a bit shaken up for me, you know? Have you ever lost anyone close to you and your family, or have you ever lost anyone close to you and your family, or you sort of haven't had that yet? Yeah, well, it's, let me tell you, it's not like, yeah, it really shook me. Like, you know what I mean? Like I was. It rocked me a bit. It rocked me, it fucking rocked me. Like I was weeping, do you know what I mean? Anyway, my other brother wants a garlic bread, give us like six garlic breads. And like he was like, it's kicking a football over a highway. Like that's so dumb. Like you don't, you gotta take to the park, you know what I mean? Like kicking it straight over a highway. Like I know it's partly his fault as well, but still the semi-trailer driver, he's gone now. Like they can't find him. So he's just smashed my brother, torn his body to pieces with his fucking semi-trailer and that now he's gone. He didn't even think to pull over. And to leave his details, he just kept going. And like, I don't even know. You've been really good to talk to, you know what I mean? So it's, you're the first person that's actually listened to my story. So I'm like, I'm really appreciative of that. Can you put, can you put some like a range, some of the ingredients on my pizza into like a love heart or something just to make me feel a bit better? Sorry what's that? So the ingredients on the Hawaiian pizza, can you just make the pineapples make it look like a love heart? Like put them in a love heart shape on the pizza? For my brother bit, for my brother. It's for my brother, because my other brother's dead. Okay, so yeah, it's sort of like, he's struggling as well. He's internalizing a lot more, but like, yeah, it's sort of neat. It would really make his day if he opened his pizza and saw a pineapple love heart there. Because of our other brother got smashed and crushed by that semi-trailer. Don't you think? Don't you think? Yeah, just the Hawaiian with the pineapple in the love heart shape. In the love heart shape. Don't you think that life is like that crazy sometimes? Don't you think that is? Sorry? It's just nuts. I'm like, I don't even know like, what do you say to your, like mom's deaf and blind. So I still haven't told her. I have to write it on a bit of paper in Braille and she'll feel it. So she's going to feel the message of me saying, hey, it's just been hit by a car, by a truck and he's dead. His body's thrown across the highway. You know what I mean? So it's like, where do you even begin with that is what? Don't you think? Yeah, you just need a Hawaiian, a barbecue meatloaf and six garlic bits. Anything else with that? Yeah. And just so the pineapple in that love heart shape and then maybe like, what do you, what's a good drink for someone who's grieving that their brother was crushed to death by a semi-trailer? Sorry? What's a good drink for someone who's grieving because their brother was crushed to death by a semi-trailer? I'll be, you just have to drink Pepsi, Pepsi Max, Solo, Fungus. Yeah, Pepsi, Pepsi, that's Max. You know what? Let's Pepsi Max it up in here. What was his name, Max? I mean, it's because his name was, he's actually name was Max. Did you know that? Yeah, okay, Pepsi Max. Yeah. So what else? What else is happening? Everything all right on home? Sorry? Yeah. How are you feeling? I'm sorry too. How are you feeling? Anyway, thanks for the chat. I'm just, I'm just, I'm, I'm going to go be sick. Stop crying, stop crying, stop crying. Stop crying over and over. Hello? Just bullies. What's happening right now, Sandra? Sandra, can I call you Sandra? What is happening to me, Sandra? I need help. Hello, would you like to pay for order? Um, no thanks. We're the best, we're the best, we're the best, we're the best, we're the best, we're the best!