 Could do that, but I will not Want to play dark and darker What is dark? I thought you wanted to play Baldur's gate Emma. I want to do it both, but right now I want to play dark and darker It's um It's an extraction shooter genre game like Tarkov, but instead of it being like a shooter It's like a first-person Medieval fantasy dungeon crawler kind of game. You got to go in Fight monsters get loot fight other players and then get out. It's neat. It's fun. I think I got a like Level up my character still oh Got the game loaded There's a new case cooking Which one's guys cooking She's an oh her wait. She's still doing things. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah This she's uploaded a video today called Chinese chicken and broccoli and Boy, I can't wait to see how bad she fucks that up. I thought for certain That it would be over like That she was done with those now. She's a career youtuber She uploads more frequently than you now Ever since I ever says I stopped uploading weekly All right, let me ping my chat to let them know that something is happening because otherwise they might get confused I was like, I was like where the hell do this cat crab come from like It's a grand Yankees pet Here we go now now boys copy my server server snow server had to know your code And it's called twitch. It's gonna name the stream We had to grow Who we betray in here So here's the thing I Have very rarely played this game. I played it in 2019 and since that time I have I've not played more In fact, I've done my absolute best not to play anything involving this game since last time we played this game Okay Which means I don't know who we're betraying I didn't know we could betray people But I do want to talk to this gnome. His name's Aaron Are you selling just some jewelry that I don't need and this row. Oh somebody else already talking to this guy Yeah, me. Yes. I did not realize It's our very green dwarf friend. Yeah. Oh, I can also I can also Oh, I can play as Jacob's character Go funky. Yeah, you can you can assign somebody to control gore funky as well Okay, well, I will be to gore funky now How do I switch back? Yes, I just click the reverie. I appreciate that I Appreciate that I fell into the trap of making a character that like Like super good for the campaign Like I put a lot of thought into his backstory and his art and how he looks And then everybody else made shitposts Grammy that lives inside of me. She's a fully realized character Wheelbarrow killed my family. How is that not a good back? Yeah One singular wheelbarrow Got him all at once Who are these people Oh my god, they said bouldersgate Hello, thomas and hello aqua suck Have you forgotten el terrell? We should stand by i'm gonna mention el terrell If you want to talk to you little boy We did it I I've changed the course of these people's lives Forever I don't know. I don't know anything about them. Are you still talking to this erin guy? What's going on here? I'm talking to someone named anti ethical Our grand yankie is uh damage you to talk to anti-ethel I'm doing some trading Water your shower What are you buying Why is your staff so glowy he's gonna sell you this cup because I cast late on it Okay, well, I'm not about to be here waiting. Well you talk to this guy. How do I leave there? I'm just selling some stuff sonny and then I'm you talking to here. Where's that? Wait, you said you're talking to some ethyl lady I don't see her No, we're let's see. We're just a walked away. Oh, I'm looking at jacob's character Yeah, I'm gonna talk to this guy then ikaran. What's up ikaran Damn why this guy a dick I just walked up and he's all like don't yeah, don't be the cause of grief man. And I'm like bro. My name's reverie. What's yours? What about barth? I'll talk to barth Do you think you are gonna be the cause of grief? Yeah, I mean probably but fuck him for insinuating without knowing me I mean, he's right but Oh dear all you did was stand up for your crew You could try to be a little friendlier is what I'm going to say Oh, no charming. I can see what the locals like you so much But I could find something nasty in your family tree too Did you come from a gelat? I'm gonna keep that one. He's like you lot come from devils, don't you? And I said yes, it's where I get my good looks. Did you come from a gelatinous ooze? I could have attacked him. I really wish I could have I Was itching to hit him This man is bullying this little boy. Oh, okay. Well, I can't talk to that guy anymore He's like, hey, no get away. All right. What's up, danis? How are you doing? I got myself some They don't let dogs in boulders gate So is it called doggers gate, but they do like cats in like like slobber chops Whoa, I don't know you can call it cats that That's the cat's name Okay My goal is to say the most standoffish thing I can to every single NPC I find Gore funky. Wait How did Gore funky talk to somebody? Who's controlling gore funky? Wait, I feel like you are it says you are Maybe somebody just ran up to him. Does it count me as both characters if gore funky isn't here Uh, yes, okay I'm gonna try lock Yes, that's la roa can You know what I'm gonna say that I'm balderian I think that's very wise you are I guess I must be I think I I clicked noble. So uh In years to come you will boast of this meeting. I can assure you May we meet again in boulders gate I hope this guy survives. I want to see his life get worse I Hope he lives to have a worse life I'm gonna speak to you. What's up? I hope you survive because I want your life to get better She's just a kind old lady A bowl of gray goo reminds me of home He's wonderful. I like The boulders gate trust me. Oh, you got two bowls of green goo. Yeah, I was given two bowls of gruel Oh, it's on t. Ethel. I found her. Let me talk to her. It's my favorite thing is you are purple No, no color in your cheeks apparently All right, she's got potions and lotions galore. All right, I want her to fuss over me Do I want to sip? Might this concoction also help with something more serious. I have a condition an unusual condition I need more gruel I love the way her neck moves. It's all like She's got a real dirty face. Yeah Uh, I'm gonna tell auntie ethyl everything. She's a kind old lady. I trust her implicitly She knows exactly what's wrong. I one sec. Okay such as This lady just said let me mark it on your mini map. I love that The indie adventures have maps though, like That's a oh, yeah, of course it happens all the time All right, I've talked and I've talked to most of the people here now. I'm gonna talk to you zoru What's up zoru? He asks and then doesn't let me answer Good very good Let's go There's also a Baby girl up here What the children? No, no, not not not them him Will And I killed the child Oh, it's will fuck. Yeah, will I want to talk to will baby girl Give me a best shot. I love will it sucks at sword fighting Oh His hat clips through his horns like me Will's got a hat. No him Not will's horns his horns the kids This welp is hopeless I'm gonna say that Sir You told auntie Ethel, but you won't tell him Yeah, but he has a reason to care is the thing Not everybody does Sometimes you tell people things to make them more interested in you, but when they already are then you tell them nothing And you don't need to say anything. You have a weird I'm gonna peer further into his mind Crazy Advocatus Diaboli Yeah I will help you kill this carlack I'm ready. I don't kill her She'll leave this will be our love story that we tell to our children You're adopted mine real Let's join forces With your party's fella. How do you know that when it's blended plan? We'll talk more about I'm beautiful. I'm so happy will's already joined. He's completely abandoned the children. He's running off to my camp now He's like, well, all right. See you I saw you at the gates. Oh, hey, it's this guy. You fight well. What are there so many tieflings doing here? What is this? They're from elterl. All right, then the events of uh descend and avarice happened Oh Now they're Yeah, it's it's canon like that's happening right. Is it happening right now? No, this takes place post uh descend into avarice Because I think elterl comes back, but they are still a bunch of refugees from the city Right. Okay. Uh, good because I mean elterl didn't make it out unscathed Like yes, that's very true. I remember all of these things about it. Uh A few words for the kids spare a story or two They're just children. Why are you teaching the fight soak the battlefield with blood? Do not resist death but embrace it be strong and watch over your kin and bad news children. You're all going to die I have to you know what I'm gonna say soak the battlefield with blood Yes I can inspire them more All right, gan. What do you want? I didn't say you're going to get killed at all. What are you talking about? I said soak the battlefield with blood. What's wrong with you? Yeah, they're blood specified whose blood sir I believe it Oh, what's this? I can move this ronston gloves Remy Yankee you just lost your major armor Oh fuck Oops All right, uh I'll give these gloves to Gotta be specific with these people very jumpy. What was that? You better surrender that target's a far better fighter I tried magic try hitting the target Uh I'm gonna try insight because athletics See if it were if it were uh, what are we on about uh fucking Dexterity, I would have had a better idea. Let's try insight Is there a way to oh, I can't like bless myself or whatever. All right. Here we are No, only the guided thing can work on there Well, I rolled very high anyway Look at me go a nice beautiful 20 oopsie. I didn't mean to press that One last thing don't shout out your moves like that spoils the surprise for your foe See I'm doing great. I'm helping people here And then I'm gonna leave this guy alone. It doesn't mean I got I received a battle axe. Do you need one? Does anyone need one? I mean, I could use what I have one but maybe if it's Could use a battle axe. All right. How do I I'm gonna put it in your inventory. It's in your inventory now I also found a versatile blade called the watchers guide. It appears to be Not saying what oh, it's a spear That probably goes with gore funky Yeah, I'll I'll give him gore funky the watchers guide belongs to you now So I have my two scimitars and that's all I need until I get the feet that lets me use longswords you Don't have a lot of strength though, right you have decks Oh, right. They aren't they're versatile, right? Yes. Ha ha ha I live All right, what's going on here Five minutes from now Damn, what's your side of the business? Love these children They are all full of personality and it's very strange because I still want to murder them But like But not for the usual reason I want to kill kids, right? Usually it's because they're annoying This time it's because like general murder, you know Just for fun That's a treat. Uh, it looks like I clicked on this guy, but it's not letting me like do anything. I'm frozen I think it might just be loading the next Dialogue looks to be Something's loading might it be crashing. Oh, no, I think Figure game might be crashing because Oh, are you on gore funky? Yeah, I just switched to gore funky because reverie wasn't working Okay now, okay. I clicked back and now I can talk to somebody. I don't know what that is Take this ring. It's lucky. I'm gonna say that was a fancy trick You haven't seen what's your fortune change Okay I'm gonna mimic a strict and make the ring disappear That's children love when you undercut the things they're talking about Here I'll even add guidance just to make sure I want that ring Oh good thing you did. You're gonna fail them. I don't want to fail Oh, oh, oh And it's gone pocket the ring You can't just steal from the child heads Hold on one toss doesn't prove anything I'm indeed I've got a free ring Not yet flip the coin. I want to see how far this goes Not yet flip the coin again I'll take heads. I'm just gonna keep saying heads doesn't really matter 50 chance either way Not yet I'm defeating him Not yet flip the coin again He's flipping So I also really like uh the fucking like the Kind of scalishness on the elbows like that you can see on the on the child but then also like The fucking like the rib thing. I don't know what the fuck that's all about. It just looks cool I like everything about them like Some interesting texture to some of the races. Anyway flip the coin again heads No flip the coin again You're killing me here, mister Take maybe you just want to go Leave I've been annoying children since 2018 and I got to do it again inspiration. I got inspiration for that. I'm so happy Here, let me try to talk to him again and get him to flip the coin Hello No, he's like I'm out of here. Oh, oh, he's just he's just refusing Yeah Here Look those look them go Oh, I think it's because the children in divinity 2 are really annoying and I can't murder them that there There's I think that's where the feeling is drawn from But I'd very much like to murder those children. I cannot What is happening? Oh, you can peer in and grab me Yankees Yeah He's oh, what the fuck bear Yeah Oh, oh ignore them and proceed That's what I do Just get I'm sure they'll call the attack us if I do You're green you'll blend in with the surroundings. Oh shit. McFaston just donated five bucks forget the ring How much you teach me how to cheat at coin flips? Uh, you know, I have a friend who uh, you can say whatever you'd like by the way I have a friend who I would larp with right And I bought a really really cool old gambling set that was very larp inspired, right? All of the coins and all of the rolling dice and like the the polls and shit were all cast iron and they looked very very cool And they were all fantasy style gambling games And I went to this friend and I was like, hey, can you help me? Like measure them so that I can figure out how I want to like do those deals and he's like Oh, yeah, no, you don't want to do it with me because I don't gamble and I'm like Oh, no, don't worry. You don't have to pay anything like we're just doing this for fun He's like no, you don't understand. I don't gamble. I'm like Uh, okay And he's like, you know, I'll show yeah, you know what I'll show you and then He went on in a game about dice where you have to roll very specific numbers think of it like sevens, right? He basically went on to roll sevens every single time with these dice that I owned So I knew they weren't waited And he's like I have Over the years studied the way to roll specifically to get the outcome. I want which is why I do not gamble Yeah It was the most sobering experience that I had ever gotten and I gave him money anyway Why are we here by the way, what it look who it is We got this yeah, we want to explore the grove. Okay, okay that guy. Oh, I want to talk to him. I want to talk to that You owe me a tower or a house or whatever you get from water deep dragon heist I love you. I will say I will say no bad things to volo Stinguishing qualities. I love you Uh, I can see Bart I can say bardic things a class grade gang complete with a lasher and smittering of bouyogs Didn't you see the tentacle ship? It was an illithid invasion force. The gobbins were being controlled. I'm gonna say that I love him Neither it was a gold dragon scales glittering and wings gleaming dragons really how gauche I Want to say that I'm over the dragons. That's too much Okay, I didn't mean to say something that would bother you that was my bad Quite so they sang the phrase like a battle hymn Did they I actually don't know if they really did I'm just telling this man fun things Okay, good I'm a glubby it who the fuck volo It's megalubia dramatic how has megalubia responded So what I love about this is because it's text and I'm not actually like giving any Like cadence to this anybody playing can read it entirely straight where it's like how has megalubia responded Uh, but I enjoy I Have decided to interpret it as my character being very sarcastic and just feeding into this guy's ego like really how has megalubia responded Yeah, oh my you seem so knowledgeable about the subject Uh Oh, not double be careful gobbins aren't known for mercy wait our conversation earlier. Why the dragon what brought you to talk about the dragon Correct I love you I want to talk to you again Tell me more things Were you heading Now I have to be the first to write about it I can't let you have that Oh, I've discovered a new button Oh No get out of here Also, I'm a little injured. Maybe I could find a person that can heal me We can also just take a short rest No Oh shit, I can speak with animals. I specifically got this power You should talk to as many animals as possible Casting the spell at a higher level doesn't grant any additional benefit. All right speak with animals Engage. Hello crab I can't talk to the crab. Hello tusk Crabs are not animals confirmed who's house in He is the dwarf that went He's the druid that went missing with the adventuring party you rescued from the obvios Oh, okay. Well, this bore wants to follow. He's just a horny ass bore. Yep Who are you? Speak Sorry, that elf said speak so I left So I said no. Yeah, so I immediately went away I want to talk to this person, but they seem to be There we are Are you a druid? I am not. I'm a bard. Of course I would be I'm talking to the bird over here. You can talk to if you want. I'm gonna talk to tough at first Huh, they're asleep. They don't seem to want to talk to me Better fix that First let me talk to this bird. Where's the bird? Oh, there they are Yo bird, what's up? His name is topaz Easy to forget easy to miss My god, I can do so many things. I'd leave it out. It's to kick at the bird I've got expertise in deception I said, I'd leave it out. It looks too. Uh, can I do I want to steal his money? I do Yeah, do you want to take the birds money? I do want to take his money actually uh I don't think I need to charm him. I'm pretty sure I've got this in the bag I've got a plus seven Look at that. This game does count nat ones as like automatic failures still Here, let me help him. Do I get the money now? Uh, there's a gold piece next to it that you can pick up. Here it is If it's in his nest though, you can't take it without him freaking out Nice one gold. Okay. Well, I'm gonna try to get the key from him I'm gonna talk to him again Now that I've helped him, hopefully he'll be inclined. Oh what now he's complaining about the coin Well, looks like we're gonna have to kill him. I want the shiny key I'm gonna take the shiny key. I'm ready to go. Oh people are saying the game's a little quiet Uh, here I can fix that I set the volume to be very quiet on purpose because I didn't want things to be blasting loud There we are Uh, did you just take the key? Yep It was uh, nobody got mad so we're all oh, all right. Cool. Yeah, I thought he'd get mad Wait, wait, let me try talking to him now. Maybe he does get mad Uh-oh Oh, no the key is still there in the in like the art or the the the pre-readered cutscene Well, I got it right here the gold key. Oh, I guess somebody's been lying whatever Yeah, I'm gonna try to talk to this to this elf now again. What were you saying to that bird? All right, I hate this person You can sell out your people I'm not with the other tieflings if that's what Throw your race under the bus. I'm gonna roll intimidation. Fuck this person. I hate them Uh, I'm not gonna click charm person though. I am gonna click friends I will say yeah, there's no downside to casting friends unless you're on Tactician we are on tact They're on tactician shoot never mind I mean, are they gonna like directly attack me or are they just gonna get angry? I don't need friends They're gonna accuse you of enchanting them. I don't know what that means. All right. Well, we'll find out Glad I did too You cast friends to threaten them. That's so weird that shouldn't work It's like, hey, we're friends, right? Let's keep it that way More follow corga every day They are afraid and she offers a simple solution Eject the refugees and we will be safe And she's wrong You still haven't told me what you're doing with that bird It's searches for news of master hulson Only he can set this right if he is gone well Pray that he is not Are you helping uh, I hear a ritual I would but if master hulson does not return corga will give the order And my voice will not matter There any healers in this place Through the carved door deeper in the grove Very good. Now I'm gonna try to talk to her. Oh, she has She's got an aura to her. Yeah, that's friends again Friends will be active for another Hey nine turns. Well, I'm gonna leave Let's go through the stone door. What's this? Oh, I didn't mean to do that, but we did I'm loading into a new area I think that's where the bad lady is Don't worry. I've got this I'm a hero Oh, what the hell's I'm sorry. This is madness corga. She's just a what wrath a thief a poison a threat I'm not imprisoned the devil And I will cast out the rest. I hate that. She's hot like uh, I should kill her I could do nothing. Go ahead. We'll be right behind you Do I I'll interrupt. I'm not gonna get in the way. We will speak soon enough first Judgment must be passed the parasite eats our food drinks our water Then steals our most holy idol in thanks Wrath lock her up She remains here until the right is complete And keep still devil teela is restless Come corga. We took back the idol surely do it Okay, all right, uh I Slavannas was more concerned with the nobly sown seeds than punishing children. Was he not Oh, I could just tell the snake to be at ease But will it listen to you? I don't know There's a snake. Maybe they're dumb She's like a druid like I don't know. Do you want I don't know I'm gonna say the bard thing because that sounds this most snidiness Uh, and hey, I could charm her too Uh If need be if need be I don't know. I don't trust my role. I'll I'll try it Uh, we haven't you have inspiration. So I mean if you need to you can Was not enough. Let me try inspiration Disgusting role again Uh, it's a 50 chance technically 55 because the 10 also counts and there we are success There you go Dolled out as should be see that might So the issue here is I want to kill the children But but but then also there's two it's twofold. I want to kill the children not her not you And yeah, you want to be the one and two I hate racists more than I hate children It's a thin line, but that's where I where my stance is Disagree with me if you like Okay, man, please do I still have the spell cast on me? How do I see uh, what my effects are with the oh, I still have it Until long rests All right, I'm gonna try to talk to this to silver the wolf Stay close Oh, yeah, talk to a rat until my head hurts I just wanted to give you my smell Here who's who's been pestering you? Your help is not required Not by me. All right, silver Find find your own friend. Okay. Okay Yeah, uh, wait. Oh, this one's named All yeah, they all they all react the same way understood In that case, I'm gonna try to talk to kaga I really hope I can tell her you're a monster. I've got no die. Oh, there we go continue. Yes You would say so I know you're kind You see only villains and victims A viper bears her fangs defending her brood You mean a victim You call her monster No matter I took back the idol of sylvanas and the writers resumed. I want to play villains and victims. It's not like a funny You Oh, there we are. Oh my god. I have so many options. Okay, uh Fleet free from the threat of little children She stole the idol of sylvanas during prayer and interrupted the right Why? I don't know or care damn Very foolish sounds like villains to me great metal at the gate The metal of a skilled sword for hire I want you to provide your services to the tiefling leader zevlaw, he's called Offer to guide the outlanders out of the grove I'm sure they're award you well There to be gone before final prayer If they are not the viper must strike Wait, are you telling me that I could have said something meaner to her when it like forced me to say continue I Could just attack her I could just kill her problem solved You know we have to fight the whole grove And you are lower on health I'll warn you but You know you want I'll fight the whole grove. You know what? I don't like her I'll kill her We have to kill the all the druids now all of them Yeah, they're probably all gonna attack you. Well, that's fine. I haven't met a druid that I liked so far What the fuck was that It's just basically saying we're under attack Yep This is fine. This is exactly what we wanted. Well, I didn't get moonbeam You're going nowhere my guy. I feel like buttons are being pressed outside of my control Well the Initiative started and you're like in the middle. There you go He's down. What the fuck I I got moonbeam. She's a she's a level five druid Here we go. Yeah critical hit Let's try it again Wait, where's my bonus action attack? I don't have a bonus action. What do you mean? I don't have bonus action. Where'd my bonus action go? Like talking or something. I'm not sure Wasted it talking The game will sometimes be like, well, you were doing something before this started So we're gonna take this away. Whatever Oh, the double reckless miss. It happens way too often in this game Look at that guy. His name is Loic. Loic get out of here, man All right Guys, we have a problem. Okay, I might need to do some healing here Uh, all right, my action's gonna have to be for gone To throw a little healing potion Uh, do you grabbing Yankee? Do you have any healing magic? I think I do. No, I'm a wizard Okay, okay, if you well if I heal you, I don't know if the moonbeam will just kill you I guess we'll find out. We're gonna find out now It probably will here. I'm gonna get up and then let's see. The fuck away from the moonbeam And then uh Do you remember Do you remember when I said that I had a healing spell I I regret to inform you that uh The circumstances beyond my control have Caused me to lose my healing spell Ah, I see. I see. I'm gonna try to flourish. I'm gonna throw. I'm gonna throw this person off balance. Take this Nice They're off balance now. We've got them. Nope. She's succeeded the same. No, look at her. She's hurt All right I have I'm dying. I'm dead I've just burned alive. She's just fucking killed me. I'm fucking dead now. She's got me Yeah, I broke her concentration Thank god. She's still she's only got 54 hit points left guys. I think we can get him Uh, uh, I don't think I could do much else. I could dip my oh, yeah, she's bleeding Oh my fucking god My ass Bye, grandma Yankee. Grandma Yankee's dead Go go go go. Yeah, get her What would yeah, you're now she's bleeding fuck. Oh my god Why didn't she start by hitting you you would weigh more health She really was playing on tactician the the guys play smart Oh, but I want them to play dumb. Oh I forgot to do that. She's she is a wolf Okay, what's going on? Oh, she healed. Yeah, she used good berry Uh, no, she I think she's no, no, she's a very set it. Oh, okay You've got this Take on the wolf. Oh my god. I'm gonna miss again. Yeah Stop missing do better Oh my god Okay, it's cool. You got the wolf. All right now now look at her. She's almost dead. You've got her She does it again Interesting Okay You've got this See the issue is that we didn't bring gore funky into this Yeah, that he definitely would have done a lot better No, wait, you can actually control him to get in here although he might run into something else All right, here I go. I'm loading up the the other area. Does that change what you're loaded into? No, I don't think so. Okay good What is the bonus action or an action? That's an action. Damn. All right Quick stop fighting Oh push me away The druids the druids have left the grove. I should say I think they're trying to force all the tieflings out. That's fine This is how this game was meant to be played also. I gore funky has healing words He definitely needed to be here. He's our healer Wait, you might be able to heal No, we're dead before you get into combat Oh, no, I'm in combat because I I showed up. Oh, yeah the moment I showed up I So as long as you don't die right now Okay, okay I'm I'm moving forward And then Take that And then uh get boned on All right. Well, that's not good Okay, okay No, you've got it. We did it. We saved the refugees Oh, yeah, give me that whole chicken. I'm on a budget. All right. Where are my healing scrolls? Yeah, how do we how do we revive people? Uh, we need to use the river vice. Okay. I got that. I'll get I'll get yeah, there we go well We did it here. I'm gonna get low. Loic the kind that just ran in there I'll get kaga Do you have anything useful? I guess Cemetery that is better. Wow Kind of sucks. I'm not taking your shit at all Well, I guess this is uh, I guess this is a murder noble run through We should have played as the dark thirst or the dark Feel much better Well Kind of got to see what's going on outside. Oh, I could speak with dead her to to do weird things I'm gonna cast speak with dead I remember I forgot that I even took speak with dead. Oh god If you do that druids are murdering all the fucking tieflings all the tieflings are dying Oh god Here and we didn't save the refugees at all Oh shit, we gotta go we gotta go help them. I'll speak with dead later Uh, if you speak with dead with someone you killed, they just won't talk to you It'll be like I don't want to talk to the person that killed me damn Why is that? I wonder why You gotta like if you have seaming you can change it to somebody else and have them talk. Well, I've got this guy's self Oh, there you go. That would that would work I took all of the utility spells. That's why I don't have healing word Wait, all right. It's happening now Yeah, are those the children? Some of them. Yeah They killed the children Children because of your actions No, because I didn't tell them to kill children. I didn't say anything about killing children You escalated this to a fight. I didn't escalate anything First of all, I wanted to kill one person. It's their fault for getting involved We gotta get rid of all these bears I slept two of them. There are so many fucking bears Two spells left. Oh my god. There's so much blood Oh, it's everywhere. Oh, no. Oh the blood is everywhere Oh, all right. That'll work. We got rid of one. Okay. We can do this. We just have to keep fighting We have at least three people. We have at least two people that can soak up blows for us I got this one. I got the first one. Carrick is mine. Oh, no, unless you wanted Carrick He's like, I'll just grab as many as I can Okay, I guess I guess you wanted Carrick. Oh, all right. Yeah nice Uh, oh, these are actual bears. These are any oh, no, no, they're wild shaped. That's but bosc is a bear Bosc is a real bear. The first one was a bear Yeah Why did we kill bears? I don't want to kill a bear Wild shape that bosc is an actual bear. Yeah, okay All right, that's that and then um Nice Let's go Oh, gore funky hasn't taken his turn yet. Yep. Yep. I'm doing it now. Sorry Uh, I'm gonna have him dash this turn so they can get closer to the fight And then just turn I don't know how druids play in this game. I imagine yeah, I should have turned into a bear Oh That's why you guys okay. I'm pretty much gonna have to dash this turn to Make sure to um, yeah jump first to We've got this. This is perfect. Oh, I still don't have a lot of movement That's fine Oh my god, there's so much blood I know oh that guy's like hiding over there Jorna, I'd like to think that we've done a good All right I'd like to think that we're gonna get out of this in one piece And we're definitely not gonna have to restart from an earlier save Oh, does this game auto save at all? After a little combat maybe but I think their last save was literally when we started the stream. That's Brilliant. Jacob's gonna come back and he's gonna Yeah All right, I'm moving forward I'm taking shots as I get closer into range. All right in way is next. We're taking down in way Take this Fuck your wild shape Uh, I have no spells that can help beyond that Oh, is that the elf lady? That is the elf lady who I charmed using friends How have things gotten so wrong How have we gotten here? I'm gonna dip this into some fire Yeah, nice I've set the wrong weapon on fire, but that's fine That's going to take so many scrolls of revivify to fix. Oh, oh steve dory's You miss you mistake me, sir I am not here to fix the problems I create There is no fixing this you gram Yankee cure wounds I Thank you, honey And then uh, the rest of them can go fuck themselves because they're not here to survive Oh halo of spores. Yes Fuck you Take that All right, intern How are you going to kill the children if you let them stay dead god? Why am I why am I casting spells? Because you're a cool spellcaster No, I'm not controlling my character Oh, I'm goaded. I have to attack yeah, you have to go for her Don't worry. Ashurak is dead. Remember that person that I taught to like swing a sword He's dead now Also, I don't know who mino is he looks like oh my god. Oh my god. If you scroll further down Yeah, yeah, there's so much blood down there so much blood We're gonna have to start over What are you talking about this is just Yeah, we are if we work together That's a lot of blood If we work together We can do anything. I got no more rages. So we're just kind of like oh, I'm webbed. Oh, I've been webbed We're on range of web Oh Oh Okay, I'm gonna kill magran with Don't die. Don't stop it. I'm gonna kill magran with a fucking with an arrow with a ranged attack. Take this I like how you think I have an option I am demanding it. Okay. They survived. I didn't want them to do that. But here we are I'll kill in way I'll kill boss And that's the best I could do so uh fucking Let's go again Grammy Yankee I heal thee Fuck I heal you with healing word now And then and then I will make it an attack against this fucking boss guy Stick nice. Oh good turn. Good turn Maybe kill the maybe kill the maybe kill boss first or all of them both is good Yep All right. Oh that guy's dead. All right, Grammy Yankees out of here Shit oh, they're gonna attack our fucking healer now because he's webbed That's probably the best time to do it Who are we waiting on? Oh, no, it's uh, it's deeter Go magran go Oh, no, I think it's goo x I think goo x was the guy that I talked to fight and he's the one who survived So clearly I did something right. I'm just gonna walk up to him and do a little laceration here. You got this Yes, nice strong strong attacks Yeah, I'm gonna end my turn Face down goo x is still up And he killed the bear Good job We can survive from we can do it Look at him. Look at them. They're fucking everything up. They're terrible. They didn't learn how to fight with like from me I didn't teach them anything. They didn't learn shit. They don't know how anything works. These guys suck The power It's me Do does anyone need healing looks like everybody's fine I guess I need healing here. Let me heal myself. Yeah, I have a necklace that says I think if you heal me my weapon starts doing poison damage down too. Oh, that's cool So whatever There we are We need a little bit more damage. He'll have spores on this guy. Fuck. Yeah Yes Nice, all right next up, let's go killed so many people Okay, stop stop getting hit All right my turn. I gotta jump over there. Go get him Here come. Oh my god Yes, that's what I can do. Oh, wait. There's another one. Who's Giorna? Yeah, right here Where'd she come from? She's been there the whole time. Why isn't she done anything? I don't know. I think she's stuck Yeah, I think she like can't Because of where she is Are you able to move out of the way? No, your turn comes later. All right. Well, we are where we are I guess I'm gonna be right here. Can I stab you? No, I cannot. All right in that case Uh, I'm going to Uh Now I'm gonna I'm gonna shoot at giorna and start giving her grieving wounds Nice. Oh, she saved Uh, can I stab him? I still cannot damn Can I dip my weapon in the blood? No, I cannot Not a whole lot I can do here Uh, I'm gonna have him move over here and then cure wounds himself Very good end his turn. Oh, I should have fucking halo of sport. I forgot about that ability Yes Go deed her. Can I get to giorna? I think I'm gonna have to jump over there because I don't think I can go around All right, let me see Hell yeah I forgot that I'm a ballard bard. So I should be using like tricky maneuvers Instead I've just been hitting stuff. Oh god damn it It's a pig. Okay. All right Luckily we all teamed up to kill the bad one first Go gooks. Yeah, get him get him We've done it. We've saved the city I Don't feel good about it I feel great. All right. Magran. What's up, man? How many quests are just God is gone Wait, what's happening over there? I've done everything we could here He's fighting alone. He's I can wear ring mail armor. I'm not proficient with heavy armor though. I'm just gonna take it Gloves of missile snaring I got three scrolls of revivify guys. Holy crap. That's great. I'm gonna take this pair. This was worth it It's boss cap anything Please don't kill him Mr. Bear Who's lea? Oh Leah's to-do list. Oh lea had a to-do list Oh, yeah, thank god. Thank god. The other city join the flaming fist. Try not to strangle rolling. I was rolling in this pile Zoru All right. What's the same gex? Yeah gex do something Gooks There you go taking that for your role Not much. Okay. Ah brilliant. All right Well, I've killed everybody that I could hear. I mean, I've helped everybody that I could hear All right gex is free What's up guys? Hey, we just killed the bear Oh, shit Oh, they they were all like hiding. Okay, cool Oh, it's danis. Wait, wasn't he a mage? Look on the bright side, we just got three scrolls of revivify and we only used two Which means it was a net positive of one Even in this camp is dead And if we find More including including the one healer we still hadn't talked to And I got a scroll of animal friendship Oh, okay, Sylvanas Zevlar's dead Damn, I mean I'm gonna eat this goodberry zevlar. No It's the old lady. She's still alive Sorry. Oh, thank god We did it patrick. We saved the city I think of all of the things that could have happened We have done the thing that is most good for our people. Oh my god. There are dead children You can't say that Awesome more Oh, somebody's watching as I look at Hey, Lucrecia, let me try to tell you that stealing is good I think we've done everything we could here Can I steal this thing? I can I'm taking the idol Yeah, go ahead. It's ours now. Who's gonna stop us the druids? We were lucky this time next time. Who knows? Oh, it's Bex. What's up Bex? Thought this place was pretty when we first arrived Slaughterhouse now we've done good work here Nothing but Nothing but net as it works. There we are. Oh gex. I still need to speak to gex What the fuck is gex? I saw him. He's attacking a training dummy, but where I saw him. Oh, there he is. There he is Oh, she's just walked by it again I just I keep walking by the pile of bodies. Let me talk to gex Yes, gex is like so much for the druids. Looks like all my sword training is some good I feel good. How many of those were children? Oh, you burned the children alive Well, let's be fair You may have burned the children dead Which is to say they may have already been killed by the time that you had gotten there The point is all of the kids are dead Okay, show me this hat and remember I am a tiefling Where is it? I put it in your inventory. It's the one all the way at the bottom When you inspire an ally using bardic inspiration, they also gain hit points. Yes And all I had to get rid of is the key of the ancients whatever the fuck that means Screw that. Why am I loading? What's loading? I don't know I walked all the way to farm. It's saving not loading Yeah Well, we're stuck here now Uh, I also have ring mail armor plus one. It is heavy armor Who wears heavy any of us wear it? None of us zero people in this group. Oh, yeah I think I have a magic ring that I will wear proudly A rune of the wolf this honestly Of all the things went very well Uh actually I think I know where that rune goes Oh, yeah Yeah, if you follow me, you know, where are you? Oh, no, that's grammy yankee Yeah, come back to where we met the evil lady where we killed her Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I got you Was there like a plot line here? Yes 100% So we could have talked to more people done a little bit more role playing Yes, why didn't you stop me? Uh, I I tried No, I remember I I remember hearing very clearly If you attack her we will help you we want to kill her too. I think you were just trying to call what you saw as a bluff No, no, there are no bluffs here I exist for murder and if I do not get it Then it will come to me. All right. Where is it? Is it the stone slab? Yeah, but we need I don't know how to open this door. No. Well, this is elk. This says the show's elk I'm sure that can't be right Oh, we need to find the library? I thought it was through here Look at this plate out of here. We might not be able to get through there anymore because the healer is gone I got all of these potions of healing. How can you say that this was a failure? I have breezy sandals We talked to this bird see what they know about it. I don't change my outfit Uh, so if we come over here, I'm gonna steal these tenets of the emerald on clave Just steal all of these books Who's going to stop me? I could just take them Yeah, who's who's stopping me? Tenet number one. Don't murder. Oh, no. Tenet number one Explicitly murder children. Okay. Well, I guess we were in the wrong guys I'm gonna wear their clothes I'm gonna do some alchemy while you guys loot I mean, what else would there be? There's nothing else here Oh, I can look at the bottle rack. Maybe they got potions of healing There's a there's a library back here with some with like a vaults of treasure for that slab But I don't know if we can get there anymore. Uh, we can there's another way in Oh, okay. I don't know it Oh, I think I know it. Yeah, you probably you probably do That's fine. Here. Let's poke around a bit. Oh, I can talk to this wounded bird Well, that can't be go funky. Eel this bird. Why is this bird dead? Okay, there we are Sherp should be speaking to me. Oh, you have to recast it. I think yes, I do I think it's animals because you died you died. Oh, yeah, you're right. You're right Look, we just healed this bird Remember Loic remember when he just ran into the fucking moon beam and died Ran into his own fucking moon beam. His inventory had the mortal view. I witnessed it. Okay, I think it's gone He had like he was a learned man, but he never learned not to walk into a flaming pillar of moon beam So much space to not do that Look at us he wrote All right, where are we off to now? Actually, there might be something up here What do you mean where where where are we off to? Oh, yeah, we can do that. Whatever that is I say we open this grove to the public Let's all oh, this is an elevator. Yeah We've left grab a Yankee and um go funky down there. Are there people up here? I see a telescope I'm actually spoiling an area I had not been to before on a dirt mound Oh nice and inside is a wooden chest And inside that There's a potion of mind reading and a potion of healing hooray I just found this weird uh telescope out of nowhere. Oh shit. There's a dragon No way Olo was right They're the exact same thing I succeed I can Am I able to Is the telescope not going to follow the dragon? Did I fail somehow? No, I think you only get like three options essentially Okay, well I'd like to stop looking for this telescope now That's good. Why have we figured that move the telescope scope to the left? The telescope points to the left Does Grammy Yankee already know featherfall? Uh, Grammy Yankee does not have featherfall yet. All right, here you go. I found a scroll of featherfall Great. There you go Oh, so Davy, you might want to say but I think we already Had an auto one We had an auto one a few minutes ago. I don't know when the last different the last save before that was Uh, I can see I can see if he's made our bed. We have the emerald grove and then before that we have uh Oh, it doesn't say does it? It does So we have the quicksave And then we have the emerald grove From an hour ago. We have an hour ago's Okay, so we have one before Before everything went wrong Are I just honestly kill it till Jacob comes in and finds out we've killed the entire There's just a dead person here on the road Yeah, like I got killed in the fight with the goblins This guy was like, how did no It was pre-dead. Oh boy. Fuck. We didn't kill him. Why are we worried? Why are we upset? All right, I'll be outside of the grove. Okay. I'm closing the gate Honestly, I don't know why we were so upset With these people. There was nothing wrong here Oh, it's umi the child Did he protect us? Where's his friend? All right, that was the perfect chance Oh my god Oh my god, he's psych of half Where'd it even go? He disappeared entirely. Are you telling me you can't kill kids in this game? I don't know but you absolutely just attempted to Well, you can't it's not possible I hit him with everything I had and now look he's gone All that's left is the blood The blood of all of these tieflings and druids that you didn't do anything to stop I You could have stopped me you could have said no don't I Instead you said You said we will oh, he's still there. Here. Let me talk to him now You say let me see if I can talk to him You just said I just want to go home. All right. Okay. I guess you can't kill the kid I'm casting friends on him He's been charmed We're friends now No, he's friends with me. All right. Well, we tried So whatever you learned I learned where to place my fire bolts And where is that? Ow Incorrect Can you hide all of the bodies and pretend nothing happened before jacob gets back? I don't think we can clean this up Clean the blood if we just throw water bottles I don't there's not we don't there's not enough water bottles in the game I found an arrow of fire an arrow of lightning a studded shield Oh, hell yeah I've even found scale mail. It's it's medium armor Dang We can actually kind of do that. I think I'm I think I'm proficient with scale mail. Yeah, I can wear that Because I'm a uh swords bard Look at all of of these items they had on them that now we get to have on us Who wants a free uh guidance cantrip? I found a ring mail A prison key I think he's gonna back away from you A storage key I think he's a sweet old lady She doesn't want part of your grave robbing A potion of healing I wasn't robbing any of those graves. I robbed a skeleton that's somewhere in the campfire It's brilliant brilliant this chavelin's here All I am saying Is that we have We have done a good thing here You've done a good thing Four scrolls of riverify nine potions of healing I'm not sure what else you want Hahaha Uh, we should probably make sure that each of us at least has one of those scrolls Yeah, we should put one on Jacob's character. I'm just gonna say remember what button that is Tab yeah, there you go. Uh, how do I only drag one? You gotta right click it and then put splits. Yeah Okay, confirm And I'm a Yankee I'm solved All right, good. So, uh, I'm gonna keep looting Yeah, it's not really reason not to I wonder where that one kid who had the ring win Well, you already have their rig. Well, I haven't found his body yet. So he could still be alive somewhere If there is no body Yeah Nope Then there is no death. Oh, is that the body of the child? I think I found the child Nope, that's not the child. That's netty some random person That was the healer we were gonna try to see to see if she could cure the mind flayer parasite in her head Could she you know the real pressing issue, but you said oh no, I don't like this lady. She's kind of rude Could she have though No We'll never find out now That would know we'll never know I've decided not And also there's no presence. Look this There's nothing here to worry about All right, let's move Where are we off to? So, uh, we're outside Else oh, I see you Yeah, we'll wait for you here before we go on to the next thing. Yep. I'm on my way Hey, Gax is already training again. Damn. Yep. He's got to be ready for his next big fight He's learned that they can come at at any time Is somebody else, uh, having gorefunky follow them? Nope. No, it's on you still That's weird because I don't see him or the fuck is gorefunky Um, is he chained to you? Yeah, he is so you should be following you Theoretically I think probably he might be stuck somewhere I mean if you click on his portrait to show you I'm gonna ungroup and then go to him and then see if I can't fuck around until he's like There you go. There we are. He's coming Okay, he was he was staring at a wall Yep Oh much like myself Off he goes I'm gonna jump I was told that we needed to be very subtle and uh Our our business dealings with the druids be be very careful with them. Of course that said Uh, no one will notice if there is no one to notice Right now I've got to click it to him myself Take mass Get a load of this How does he okay? He's following me now. God damn it, Jacob Wasting all of my time. Ah, well that was fun. I gotta be angry to heal myself All right, we're here Well, let's go through the door that sounds fun. I'm sure there's plenty of things to murder in there Plenty of things to interact with antagonize Off we go Hmm Hmm There is an issue Good job, sonny jim Anybody got a good I don't have a trap disarm toolkit. Unfortunately. I have a school. Oh, I have one now It was just one inside of this barrel Here, let me disarm it. I rolled a 24. I'm that good And what have I gotten for my business? Wait, wait, it's still locked. What you got a lock pick it. I'm gonna cry Does anyone have a lock pick? I got a lock pick. I think you do too. Yeah, you have three Oh, okay. Sorry. I thought it would automatically try when I tried to interact with a locked thing My bad Oh, no, I don't want to break my lock pick. I'm rolling inspiration on this Actually, I have I have enough these tools. I can just try again I mean, I don't think there's any downside to using your inspiration. I just have a lot. Ah, I failed again Wait, wait. God damn it Out of the way, sonny jim. All right. I'm rolling inspiration now Let's open what the this chest is not going to get the best of me I've decided that I'm going to roll inspiration again look All I'm saying is I have an over 50 chance of success. So statistically I have to win one of these days There we are exactly a 15 with all of my buffs. I have just barely made it. Ah And the world will never know that it and it was all for the nature's snare versatile stick It would be great for gore funky and I got my thieves tools back. So who gets the last laugh or funky I'll give that to you. Oh, there's just a dead guy over here There's dead guy everywhere. Would this place be dark if I didn't have dark vision? darker Okay, well that that little area with the Chest, I think like you wouldn't be able to see the wall Oh, hey the rune of the bear I just activated it. There's a guardian statue in the way What's this door over here? I can't really show. Oh, I'm in the library Go through this stone door So clever so cool Uh, Jacob says he will be on in 10 minutes No one tell him what happened. He has to wash the bottom Yeah, okay Oh, we've been here. This is just the prison Yes This isn't fun at all There's nothing new at all. I mean we got some stuff. All right. I'm going back Yeah, let's get out of here Jacob he did it. Yes, correct Jacob is the one who did this. Oh, I'm gonna talk to fendell. I'm gonna use my speak with dead I haven't gotten to use that ability yet I don't even know how many cantrips I have left Or any spells that or spells I have left Where is The top of your bar That's oh my god, you have how do you have all of your spells? Because I died No, there He has all his spell slots. Where does it show me that? See look at Those are all your spell slots right there if they are uh, oh, I see you spend them if they're blue you have the slot Well, that's just very cool. We also short rested so oh, no, but he's a bar not a war. He's a bard Yeah, no, he just hasn't cast a single spell above the cantrip No, I've casted plenty of spells above cantrips, but they've all been ritual spells Like this guy's self Uh, and and where's that where's that speak with dead that I got? There we are speak with dead necromancy spell. It's a ritual Let's talk to you fendell That one is specifically granted by an item. I think yes, but I'm still very cool The corpse regards you Oh god, who are you Who made this tunnel? What were you doing down here? What did the goblins want? What do you know about what the goblins are seeking What is the ritual that protects you? Oh, I could just ask that about all of the You know what? I want to I want to talk to all of the tieflings cast speak with dead on all of them See what they say Who killed you drew it Next area Hey guys All right, who you guys up to Waiting not plotting mutiny Ah, that's one of my favorite activities for you to be doing not plotting mutiny I love it. Mm-hmm. Oh dear Going on over there. I'd love to talk to you. What's going on? Okay. That's rude I will go where I wish Oh difficulty class two. All right. Well, I'm going to say that of course Oh something to him I'm gonna hold his stare Siblings andrick and brinna new recruits yours to shepherd Protect them the true soul He will This is all about the absolute Wait, we're the goblins yelling about the absolute brother He was chosen like you Do you have orders for us? We were reporting to edwin The goblins were talking about the absolute. Okay I'm gonna ask what happened to the brother. I'm not gonna give it away that I don't know anything These fugitives tell me more At any cost It's fair. All right. Well, it looks like you need to find the beast and avenge your brother exactly I am right But if you could help us trusel, we may stand a chance help you. I've just got sandals Trusel absolute What did they mean? Strange power resonates within the corpse. Okay, I'm gonna use speak with dead talk to the corpse and see what I can learn about the absolute Before we go in there Or I could do whatever the fuck this is Oh Fuck that parasite get it out of here All I wanted to do was loot a dead body There's so much to ask do I have to go through this whole intrepid I see tromblin said damn Davi that hair is fabulous, and I don't know if he's talking about my character or me All right, let's cast speak with dead Uh, why can I not cast speak with dead? Where's my speaker dead granted to you by an item? right You can't go to the right side of your house bar They should like all the way to the right. Ah recast speak with dead. There we are. All right, Edwin. Let's talk I love this. I love this visual. Look at this shit I am power All right, tell me everything What were you doing here? Okay, so the goblins went into the camp looking for the weapon too. All right. We're we're connecting dots What do you know about this weapon? We don't like those I don't know. Oh, we don't What can you tell me about the absolute? Is there anything valuable around here? No, my god. I'm here Welcome the fastest I've ever set up my audio equipment. That's good Well, uh It's good that you set up audio equipment to capture your reaction Um, oh good. What oh no What's happened? What have you done? Well, I just I just cast and speak with dead upon this guy who's claiming to be a true soul and I am Uh, uh, there's a lot of those. I've just told his friends that they need to go deal with an owlbear Uh, once you once you log on you can take control of your dude. I'm I'm getting in here Stay a sec. Don't you worry. We haven't leveled up yet, but we have moved on past the druid grove Oh, okay. No worries. That's fine. I've done the druid grove way too many times I'm kind of happy to not have done it. Absolutely. Okay. Uh, you may want to just go take a look at it though Oh, no, you might want to take a look You might want to take a look at it It's not on fire It's maybe some changes that have come into to play in the neighborhood. Are we going down into the druid? Are we going down into that? Oh, what's that? What was that arrival? Should we not law and rest eventually? Yeah, that might be good We should we kill the owlbear first Oh, we should My game's updating for some reason. Hang on. Yeah, there was a patch I know I downloaded the patch like two days ago There was a new patch There was a new one a new new patch. Yeah. No, he wow He probably just hasn't opened the gates. Emma. Why are we going up there? Shouldn't we be going into the owlbear? We can go into the owlbear cave. Sure. Yeah, that's that's what they're doing That's what I told them to do Larry and you don't need to verify my video game files. Just let me I am a true soul I have to go with these people that think revere me as a god. I'm reverie. They revere me Do you get it? You're a god I am a mighty and powerful god. I was gone for a second and now you're a god in the cave I'm gonna save as before we go into the cave Wow, this is incredible mighty and powerful god This is a lot happening. I recently saw the road to El Dorado. It was great. All right. Let's talk to them Why do we why do we watch that movie? That movie's amazing. I guess we Have that been a bit inside. Yeah, go inside men Yeah, go in there. You'll be fine. Oh I've got the main theme blasting in my headphones right now Oh Okay, okay, I'm good. I'm good. I'm good now. Um, I don't want to go to the river anymore Please I'm gonna talk to this goblin. Can I get a can I can I get an invite? What are you talking about? Join through me Yeah, right click Davy's name in hit join game. Oh, well Davy chattie's lobby. All right. Well, they're very important email Oh my god, let me find it Uh Let me find it. Um Yeah, no worries. Uh, just after The great reception to gram Yankee last uh as we played I've decided to immediately sell out and I will be merchandising. Uh, so I just want to Show us some like options that I wanted to kind of like What the fuck is this? Um, I Is Davy just down there just dying to a trap and we're up here in an albert cable I have to download these separately because I can't show these goddamn people my fucking I'm My email I'm sorry. Uh, yes, you'll you'll have to you'll have to get like just Uh, I want to I'll put them in the in the chat too. Hang on. Um, I have a rock I'll go over once one by one. Uh, just some merchandising options. I kind of drew up. It was nothing, you know, just something real quick Uh, this first there's some t-shirts here All right, let me here's let me bring some fun. Here's a let me bring it up. Here's a fun variant. Uh, I'm calling it the gram tanky Uh, it's a tank. Ah, it's a it's a tank top Um I Okay, so first so first we have all right. Also. I changed my uh, my fucking that is ridiculous So we have the shirt We have the shirt. Um, we have a shirt shirt. What the fuck is this? The the gram tanky is also The gram tanky is important Uh, there's Davy. I think you get on this immediately. Don't talk to me until I've had my crutch effa Crutch We need to find a crutch effa She don't talk to her until she's had it. Um, there's the lunchbox Uh, I'm very excited about the lunchbox not a lot of people use lunchboxes anymore But I think we can really bring it back. Wait, I'm saying not a lot of people use lunchboxes anymore I don't know if you know this but children still use lunchboxes and they would Kill in fact children would these children would have died for grandma yankee He's also uh action figures. This is just a basic mock-up It's just a beta model Just just something that it might look like Uh And then uh, finally, I'm very excited about this. I don't know I haven't contacted but there's the uh, 2002 toyota gram Oh Hey yo, I want the gram yankee car I Just for scant couple Tens of thousands of dollars you could get in on the ground floor of investment And we can make this a reality All right daddy start crowdfunding. I think this is gonna be real big. Absolutely. We can get a gram yankee lunchbox made tomorrow Yeah This is what we need to make honestly Uh, just just thought I'd say that all right now back to now back to pretending to be fantasy characters Absolutely when you open the lunchbox when you open the lunchbox does it go check No, it says one it says one of gram yankee's famous lines such as yeah, it goes, uh, what pitch them cheeks I'm still workshopping I'm just gonna sandwich don't worry about it. Just All right, uh Okay, all right, I didn't even get tea. I don't know why it says that This thing's weird. Let me pinch your cheeks It I don't it keeps talking about pinching my cheeks. I don't know why it does that Why are we in an albert cave devy? What's going on? Uh, so these people apparently their friend was killed by an albert They were they revere me as their god and I said you need to go deal with the albert So don't throw a rock at them You're a lipid power Okay, you got it. You got it. I won't I want to rest if I want to use the power of my lithid nis Uh, please that said I am also going to Uh, I'm he he needs convincing to go fight the albert So I'm telling him the absolute his plans for you child and they only begin here I can need he needs plans for his hair I wasn't gonna say that bit Would you like guidance? Yes You might need it There you are right next to the one I've convinced him right We can handle this and And we'll do it for edwin do it for edwin edwin for edwin Edwin all right, let's go And she rolled a three adder initiative on his very Scottish Fucking siblings. Oh, we're gonna have to kill the albert child. Yes. Why? It's my style. I revere nature. Um, good. What's my character? Oh, do you in particular? Cares about not killing baby albert. Is that so? If you care about not killing babies, I have some bad news for you. How many babies have been killed in this place? You guys have been killing babies without me First of all, no, he does not Stop trying to gaslight people All right, well, I tried I missed you still have guidance. Davy. How do I How do I use my bard? There's bardic inspiration. All right, who needs part of inspiration most right now? No, I'm gonna give it to uh, where's Oh, you're a little fluid. That's so cute. I've never heard it with the balloon. I'm really far from the party right now Deater, what the fuck? I want it. I want it uh No, no, I'm giving it to grammy enki me All right, I'll give it to you Right there, I'm gonna make them make a saving throw on their turn and hoard that for a long time. You got Oh, I ran out of movement. That's it. That's all I can do. Um, oh my god How do I do it? Grammy enki's gonna attempt to topple this bastard You're worse. You're worse. You did it. You did it. You did it. Nothing's in range. Nothing's in range. I'm in range. Heal me Oh, oh, yeah, I'm out of spell slots All right, that's my turn I'm going wool No one is outside of you now I Damn the alp is going through it. Oh my god. She's healing me. Yes. Yes. Do it for the absolute He's been commanded Does that mean that he won't attack as long as I don't do stupid shit because I'm about to do stupid shit um Maybe maybe he'll on your turn and then it'll halt and then do some pulling an extern You cannot move or take actions bonus actions or reactions for one turn. All right. Well, I'm gonna do it anyway I mean, I've got advantage. So take this do it all bleeding and burning from acid God this poor albear gets a load of this Nice Did I hit him? Oh, yeah, I did I guess yeah, you did a damage. Yeah All right, you did five actually just kidding in that case. Let's go Oh, that's beautiful All right. All right. All right. I got a dash over there Deeter, you got to move fast. We're in danger Why can we never have you why do we never have these incredible like massive battles with a full party? Someone's always missing That's my turn I'm gonna bite numb It's not exposed Yes, oh deeter. What the fuck? I'm exposing bite. You are here. I don't know how you got around so quickly Oh the baby. Oh the baby just whacked grandma yanky. Yanky's gonna die like I said Oh, no Feed yourself to the baby Yes Yes, it was commanded to halt a second time That's amazing. Go my minions Now I will hit it My head isn't like in its body I'm doing great. Well, that was my turn. There's one wolf inside The Attack it where it's weakest on the inside We're going to have we're using ant man on Thanos maneuvers We have to get we have to reduce cast reduce twice so that put it My god Wow, that's gonna be an awesome turn Yeah, when you can finally do it, it'll be great I'm supposed to heal people when I give them bardic inspiration Are you about to throw grandma yanky? What is that? It's a starfruit grandma yanky has a bomb Could throw her bomb Awful Awful things are happening between this owl bear and this wolf right now The fact the owl bear has got this sickly green aura around it does not help the looks of this situation. What the Oh, grandma yanky summoned a black hole and left She said I'm from xandria. Let me cast this dude of mancy My grandma yanky has the oppenheimer music playing. All right, grandma yanky says good luck. Uh-oh We've got him. We've got him on the ropes kill the owl bear Pretty sure the owl bear is a she because she's the mother to this other baby. Yeah Hey, hey, how about misgenerating your victims? How about stop discounting single dads? Maybe All right valid I guess I I'm sorry, I've casted speak with animals, but that's only so that I can hear more realistic screams He's too busy appreciating fathers It's shrieking. Oh god, she's standing What the fuck is Wait, what it's enraged Oh, you're dead I'm so hurt. No, I need to heal. I need to heal so bad. Please. Someone save me. Oh, that wasn't enough I'm food. No, no delicious. No, no Oh, do I attack the baby? Here we are. No, don't kill a baby. Where's the baby leave that baby alone Where's the baby sad? No, that's all right. Let me talk to him Tell us me eating his mother as the company gets to eat the mother Nature nature can provide for it Now we loot the owl bear children nature is healing I got ahead of a broken nature is healing We saved from them Yes, it burned the scorched owl bear The baby's eating it. It's like Oh, someone should come up here because I just failed the survival check. So there might be something up here Um, gore funkels, uh, survival is notoriously amazing. Let's go Notorious the backpack right here His survival is too good Uh, let me jump. Is your character an art in garfunkel No Gore funky, I gave you a bunch of items. Look in your inventory I failed my survival. Oh, wow. You'll never believe how we got a pendant that lets me cast a spell. I already have Hey, hey dick. How about nature snare? Oh nature snare is awesome. I'm taking that. That's sick Oh, look at my giant staff Oh, oh cool. Yeah. So you like some of my things some of my gifts Is it I'm taking the arrow Oh the key of the ancients. Whoa, this is cool. Yeah, I know it's cool. I got some cool stuff. Appreciate me I'm appreciating you right now. Yeah, you better. I'll appreciate. Uh, I'll appreciate you back in camp if you want I would like that Uh God damn reverie. You need to sleep. You need to go to bed Who can wear medium? I got one hit point It's okay Do you call me river? No, I said reverie. Oh, yeah reverse Cuomo. Yeah, right Leader I can't jump. I forgot. I forgot how to jump All right, let me talk to my two like people Uh, gore funky. Did you find like a sphere? Like shaft Yeah, of course we survived Uh, no, I did not I did not. Sorry Freaking since you found your fugitive leader in the background Did it move around? Oh, what did you tell me? What did you tell them? I told them that I was the fugitive. I'm sorry. I'm a scam Oh, you silly bean. All right, andrick take this halo of spores that will rot your body always saved never mind But Davy you look like you look like you're not you're about to die But first time about to live Okay, well, I'm gonna I'm gonna give you a little something. Okay. That's fun Well, I'm afraid it's gonna hit the albert mom. There you go Well, I think the mom's like you're playing but it's bad I'll learn I've been halted Oh, she healed herself. No, come back. Oh, she's running. Where are you running to? There's nothing over there Ah Get back here. Come here. Oh my god. Oh, I can't dip it in the acid. Damn now go back She's running That's fine, I'll just be here Uh-huh. Finally I rolled above a one for that. Oh, I'm like I'm real hurting right now Why are you still halted? That's annoying She cast it twice. Oh, he doesn't have much honor. You guys can loot her. All right. It's my turn now Ah, the battle is over. Yes, amazing the albert cub was undisturbed by that Uh, she had nothing I want What about him? You can cast speak with dead on her again though. Oh, I could yeah, you're right Let's see if she would want to talk to me Well, that's why they they glow green like that. I don't think she will because he killed her but But not to its killer All right, well, that's fun It's kind of cool that speak with dead makes both your eyes green like that That's like cool for your character because your eyes are green Or your eye One moment. Wait one moment Person just save Here I'm someone else now Oh Just throw a rock at me. No, I throw a skull at you. Oh Oh I see I have to now cast it on the other guy because if it fails Got it Oh, you are disguising self on that is so cool. Uh, it did not work question mark No, I don't I think if they don't glow you can't do it Let me try again. No corpse can no longer speak. That's very upsetting I think I may have done it from too far away. All right. Well, let me drop the disguise. What's the disguise? Definitely try that again in the future though. That's a good idea. Yeah My character. Um, so I'm out of spell slots. I play trickster god Yeah Uh I'm out of rages. I can't get mad anymore No, he's done being angry. He's really calm for the rest of the day I'm gonna head back to the druid grove and try to salsu stuff So you guys didn't burn the druid grove down I'm gonna I'm gonna head back there and see if I can sell some stuff What what happened at the druid grove? Nothing happened with the druid groves. Don't ask questions Nothing happened Okay That's fine. All right problem solved. All right. So you see the outside, right? I sure am It's just gonna be like gonna be like dongle over in community with the pizza Take a look around. Whoa. Why is there blood everywhere? Why is there a child here with blood next to him? No reason Davi may have uh when confronting kaga attacked her Yeah, I mean valid oh kaga sucks She does but he had already succeeded on like persuading her to let the child go And he did you just killed her? Yeah, he just killed her. I mean she annoyed me a lot Yeah, there's a lot of people who have have killed um, oh my god. All these NPCs are dead. Yeah So we had shit. Oh, no, that's not all. Holy shit. Come on down here. Oh my god. Is zevlor dead? Zevlor is dead. Oh my god. This is this is insanity Tough it the bear is dead. What the fuck did you get him? Holy shit you guys What do you want? Oh my god What do you want from the only person who is not dead out of all of the fighters is gex The man that I taught how to fight All right, cool cool cool Nice nice. All right Here i'll talk to zevlor now. Let me talk to him Didn't want to talk. Oh, no, he's talking. Let's let's try it. I love that. I can cast speak with dead. I'm never taking this off It's very cool regards you lifelessly Did you have any secrets? Tell me now This is crazy I wonder if I can threaten it is so it's like it's so funny to me that like Game is just insane because this guy lived for hundreds of hours in my game. Is that more? He's just a corpse. Yeah, it's crazy. Like he's gone all of these characters come back again Like two or three times in the story. No Not anymore Yeah, that's just it's it's it's crazy because I don't know how the game changes because of it like that's wild There is one man who is alive and we will see him again Oh, he was a hell rider Yeah They were in elterell when it got pulled down and then uh this game assumes that it got put back Um by a bunch of adventurers and then they were all cast out because they're tieflings and they were like I was your fault and that's why I was there on the road It's a very upsetting. Well, I'm gonna talk to netty now. Um Deter, where are you doing? Just see you looking at a corpse. Yeah, I'm looking at a bore Uh, I passed the medicine. Where did you keep your valuables? To check out that a bore was ex-anguinated by some kind of vampire creature Mm-hmm. Sure was. How do I get these looks? That was my Yeah, what about you? I also found a coffin spoon I have to find a druid named halsin Yep That's heavy. Hey. Hey, guess what you're not Guess what? I wonder we were upset because they these people were upset because nelly got killed. I didn't even kill her they did she killed herself really and And uh, they were upset because she was supposed to tell us how to deal with the mindflayer parasites Hey, guess what? Yep speak with dead solves all problems kill them all and ask them Exactly. Yeah. Yeah, yeah let corleons sort that's actually the better option too because uh when I played the game I played this beginning part a lot of times. She locks me in a room and is like, okay You're gonna be a mindflayer soon. So I gotta kill you and you're like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait Hang on. Hang on. It's very funny. I'm gonna open these doors. I'm going inside of here now Fair just being splayed out What is this? Pangerina, where the fuck are you? No target. What do you mean? It's a dead body here. She's paralyzed. She's paralyzed I'll cover over her. Oh, how do I unparallize her? I don't know. I'm gonna touch the pantry chest. That They're like a bottle like a potion up here that'll help us out this closet this vase drow poison Simple toxin basic poison. Did she did she drink poison? She may have touched poison Well, you know in a locked room It's a locked room mystery. I'm guessing that she probably tried to steal something. She shouldn't have that's my guess Some scruffy vagabond clothes and some sandals. Let me through These tools perfect. Oh Bottle rack, what's up there? Nothing pointless. What's up there? Nothing? All right, well Is there a way that we can I don't know perhaps unparallize her let her know what's happened to all of her people I have no idea. I don't know. I mean Like there's a I think less a restoration But I don't think we can cast it. So if you find a scroll I have a different idea Yep You gonna is he gonna killer is he just gonna kill her and speak to that that is that is another way to get My god, I see blood on the ground Oh Sorry, sorry, sorry damn it Did I ruin it? No, no, he waited it because he tried to talk to her after killing I had to fucking disguise myself God damn it. Why didn't you remind me? This is your fault if you give me if you give me the amulet I might be able to know I'm just gonna read her diary Dear all Mara, I feel stupid this but I don't you have to die. Okay. She had this person named on Mara. Whatever. It doesn't matter Three-head move I'm so stupid Like that this guy is fine. He's just like I'm level three. I'm still early in my career as an adventurer. I will get used to it How many times did you guys have to fight all the druids not many just one? Just one that's We're on tactician still right? Yep. Yeah Here I'm just gonna start by the people and asking them what their plot or what their what their lore was Because I immediately went down she cast And I was immediately dead. I did a playthrough of this where I fought the druids In early access and it would literally took me like hours to fight to beat them all because it was so hard We also forgot that your character wasn't in the fight. Like that's crazy Only for the kaga fight and then the only other person with kaga killed himself Because he ran into the moon beam. He ran through the moon. He ran right into the moon beam and died That is wild. All right. We should long rest Yeah, we should go to camp This child hates me. I Wonder why this child is only antagonistic towards me He tried to kill the child. That's why Hey, that's acting that way no specifically the child is like Regarded as hostile, but there is no code for the children to attack people in the game So he's just hostile and can't do anything about it Which mood? I Love to be I do love being at camp. I'm going to kill this child unless I am paid $5. I Don't think I've already I've already left. Please don't please don't actually do that I Back at the camp Wait camp. Oh, right. We have camp business to do. How do I how do I do that camp? Go to camp you go to it like that. I only got a hundred and seventy two cents right now. That's enough I'll take you. Are you guys? We're gonna end the day. Is that fine? Yeah, that's fine Maybe somebody will clear out those bodies so that I can stop walking all over them when I move through the camp never They'll be there forever. It's very annoying Or rather, I all right, let me look. I'm gonna talk to a sterian. I'm sure he has things to tell me about I'll tuck you in when he does his scrunch thing and I see the lines of his face I know right he looks worse. Oh, sorry. I mean to push that Okay, so he has nothing new to say You're talking with the Dami mommy there look look at both of them They're both do look at grandma Yankee grandma Yankee's doing the doing the you know, I had to do it to him, of course I had to do it to him I like that we have will with us Yeah, what do you mean? It's just funny because there are a lot of people who complain About the game and the fact that if you decide to kill kaga and kill the druids and the tieflings You get locked out of getting carlock because you can't recruit will and that's just not true Because of our game right now About we could recruit will was the easiest thing possible all I did was exactly Talk to him and I couldn't even reach carlock I'm not even kidding like Thousands and thousands of likes on twitter people being like it is dumb that I can I want to kill kaga But then can't get carlock. It's like that's just factually incorrect It's happening right now and it wasn't even like I like had to game the system It was I fell into getting will and then I fell into getting or to killing kaga like it's not like I Made it. I was like, oh, hey, I have to get real first That's the order that you do it in So there is a way where that happens where you don't recruit will and you fight the druids and that happens But that means that they walked over will which is kind of funny to me But yeah, I don't know just silly I got locked out of getting carlock because I failed to save the grove It well No, you don't get locked out. You only get locked out of carlock if you don't have will I think But that may not even be true. I'm not I'm not sure that's not true though Because I did get carlock without even getting like I don't have will in my game and I have carlock Okay, well, maybe it's a saving the grove thing literally everything that people are complaining about is just wrong. Whoops I have a play the full game when you do when you do the uh when you do if you don't save the grove So maybe carlock is is is influenced by that which is really weird to me, but I don't know I just like will now a little bit more Why what what what do you do? So I asked him, uh, how did you become the blade of frontiers and then I got the thing will like that And I realized oh, he likes talking about himself. We'll just like When he talks about himself Oh, no, are you talking to a skeleton? I don't like this guy anymore withers wither But he hardly know her And that meant the world Attack him too I sure will go over well suffering ruled by the villains of the wild The frontiers demanded a blade guys. I broke this wait I can hear in the background. Yeah, fuck it up So he's telling me he's telling me that no one even named him the blade of frontiers. He just decided I'm gonna say how great can you be I've never heard of you He's the most dnd character ever Yeah He's everybody's second dnd Yeah, yeah, like I'm so cool and like That is how I feel about so many of these NPCs that they're like I've done all this stuff and they're like level two Yeah, at least at least gale Gale and shadow heart have a good reason. Um, they they both have like a an actual reason, but but will Asterian just I'm gonna talk to withers. I want to romance withers You haven't heard lazele grab brag I mean, I've heard her brag, but I've heard her. It's it's never been like I am a I am a legendary Dude, no, she has a voice line where she's like she's like I I'm not confined to this pebble of a plane I should be up in the tears fighting neogi aboard spell jammers She goes so hard She's like fucking hate this place I fucking love withers and I want to attack him It's not true But I asked hey Not to be rude. What exactly are you and he said I am many things none are important And I'm like, well, that doesn't really answer my question He's like I know and I said skeletons aren't supposed to talk Correct Are you going to explain further? No And then I felt my sword hand move A ditter is doing typical barbarian behavior, which is while the bard is talking. He's jumping around on rocks You gotta stay fit Also, grammy enki is also jumping around. So do you want to see? Ditter, do you want to see how far I can jump? Do you want to see how far I can jump? Watch this. Watch this ready? Ready? Dude, that was crazy. Look how far I can jump Look how far I can jump. Oh, I can I can talk to him to change my class. Okay Yeah, you can withers can let you respect grammy enki used to play a semi professional basketball Oh You're a heyday I don't think I can even I I can't even get I have to go all the way over here to get up this rock Look, this is where I have to go. Look. Look. Look. Can you get up here? That's all I can't even make it to the other one I feel like talking to a starian Oh fuck She just fell on your ass I pushed her Where's gale? Gale get over here. I heard gale's shoes Oh, I like that both times. I shoved you into bed. Oh, he doesn't want to talk. All right Uh, I'm ready to sleep. How how sleep long rest the bed. Oh, okay. Yeah, that works activating Hmm camp supplies. Ah, I will I will chick Pork loin Can we have chick filet? You just hit We can't have chick filet. Can we have mcdonald's? We can't eat them. We got mcdonald's at home What's mcdonald's at home garlic? garlic, apple, orange Kiwi three bottles of wine I can't we just sit down to a pleasant meal of pear, kiwi, apple, six bottles of wine Yeah The finer things you just get what's going on over there. Danny. What's happening with you? Oh, I didn't mean for this to be private Here you go This bitch just tried to eat me Oh, okay While you flirt with esterian i'm gonna go Use the restroom And maybe grab a white. I'm just gonna fucking you're gonna attack him. Why you're going to attack him I want to kill someone But dabby's out for blood. If anybody does dabby wrong, they die This bothered me a little bit Not anywhere near as much as the druid, but the druid gave me a taste for it. He's hungry He's hungry You're mcdonald's at home He's like, um, since he killed someone days hours a two for five mcchicken meal All the food I feed on animals. Look he already feeds on he considers cobalt animals Whatever I can get I love him Not if I have to fight feel so weak If I just had a little blood I could think clearer fight better Please With a little bit of sweet and sour sauce Oh my Is this I'm definitely going to push into his mind and discover that he's just bullshitting me What the fuck I didn't realize that I could only use it once per day I wouldn't have used it then good to know Well, now you do know Yeah, now I do He makes a very good point No You know what don't Give him some that suck Do him the position Is wrong with you I'm nothing's wrong with me. I'm so happy you're doing. Oh, he just he just took a bite out of my hair It's like Waiter, there's hair in my food This is disgusting Oh, look at all that blood. Oh, he's not even stopping melee attack I'm just gonna Yeah, lose yourself Hmm Yeah, just let it happen No more pain and no more fear is no more struggle It's all over all over Good job He's really happy we did it Yeah Guys I've got a problem Remember that scroll we went through all the effort to get Why is he why is he dead with his ass up? What happened last night? All right, there you go Can I oh guys you'll never believe I just sucked the hottest what? I'm sorry the illithid brain made me think I was someone else All right, let me talk to you hysteria and I have things to say I love him I Want to punch him again, can I I you after the combat you sure can Okay, I mean after the the the the dialogue you can punch him as much as you Like a strong word not many corpses have your vigor Now I admit I got carried away last night. I apologize Was that it that's it so let's not fall out over this we still need each other after all A staring game to level like He's he's sucked a level out of you. You're level two now Shit, I forgot about the vampire thing Fine I believe him Last night was an aberration. Yeah, I was a beholder that sucked you Oh my god, can you imagine getting sucked on by him? Hey the beholder's like I I can't believe what I'm about to say this but after watching you That's disappointing So after after watching you kill all the druids and then try to murder the tiefling children You deserve this toxic ass relationship I'm sorry. What you mean to say is austerean doesn't deserve what's coming to him well He's like I love the way you murder children You see I understand that austereans bite his work worse than his bark So I'm going to make him bark for me Whoa This is the austerean bark any percent Best played with a druid Just you can you can multi-class him into a druid and then turn him into a dog Bazaar family I was never yeah, you know from jojo's bizarre adventure. Oh my god It was actually yes Damn by Damn, do I did I get the benefits of a long rest for being Got one hit point so In a weird way that that works out for the better because uh, we um Like I wasn't trying to make this happen. I just think it's funny if that happens, but um, normally when austerean's happy Which is uh, if he if he's in your party, he gets a plus one to all of his roles And then whoever he sucks it gets bloodless and they have minus one to all their roles But if you die then and get revived by you don't have the conditions So weirdly like the best way to do it, but it does use a whole scroll And also you're at one hit point. Yeah, that's fine. She probably drinks a poachins. Why would I do that? I don't know Shadow doesn't want to talk to me because she's a racist No, she's just a girl boss problem solved. All right Are we all ready to go? All right to continue on ready. Let's have our journey. I'm getting the heck out of here And there's a lot of sucking going on Too too much sucking if one if one were to ask me This child is also hostile to me Where the hell are you guys? We're uh, we're by the bridge. Yeah. Yeah, I see that. All right. I'm yeah, we need to get to the bridge Second I want to travel that bridge Oh my my gourd. All right. There we are. Can't wait to do more alchemy Alchemy Monday. I'm for alchemy Let me stand in behind the gallery Oh, shit. What the fuck Oh potion a feather fall a dead adventurer He had these tools and a trap disarming kit and gold Oh, that's good. This one had A scroll of mage armor scroll of enlarge useless shit this one had A potion of healing gold a dagger a walnut Some cheese This goblin had a goblin's drawing. I'm gonna read it I'm keeping it. It makes me happy The goblin drawing. Yeah This guy had a goblin scimitar Well easy solutions Davi if there are any wizard spells, I'll trade you back your magic items for them Wait, what do you mean? Well, I can't speak with dad You're dead. Your your your item is moved on here here take this. I will give it to you mage armor All right. Okay. Cool. Uh for that you get back the drow poison Ah, shit you figured out you can just take stuff out of my image Shit Where's my ring of being cool as fuck The ring of being cool as fuck. Yeah, where's the ring of being cool as fuck? I don't know Also, oh my amulet have lost voices it's back and yet I can't cast speak with dead. What's going on Uh, you might just uh, is it not in your in your thing? Oh, yeah, you have to re-add it. There you go. I had to re-add it. All right. Let me talk to this guy figure out what the fuck He has nothing to say to me Okay, well Well, I did the best I could Guys, I found something. Do you want to see what it is? It's in my inventory. Sure. Look at my inventory. Look what I found Or gore funky quarter staff watchers guide The dead goblin What Great, thank you. Would you mind a new a new pet? I'm gonna just like carry some bodies because I think I'm gonna get some necromancy spells They'd be sick All right, cool, I'm uh, I'm gonna take this one too. That's pointless. Boom. It's mine. Enjoy All right. Oh no, I'm almost encumbered. They're very happy Oh, it's a dead tiefling over here In a large bottle of nothing And also doesn't exist. Oh, I have to cast all my spells again. One second. I have to cast my uh Speak with animals This world is more soul. There we are Did you just take over there grammy Yankee? Gram Yankee's making you guys some dinner Gram Yankee's baking you guys up some of her delicious treats. Okay. Oh wonderful Gram Yankee just needs to get a suspension going Oh, there's all these quests. I didn't even realize that there were quests on the map. That's funny. Yeah I thought you just go around kill everybody I mean, we have we have like a primary objective, which is maybe you know finding the druid Halson, but um, we can do whatever we want. That's a problem for some someone else All right, that's true Oh, it's a dog. I'm gonna talk to him. It's his name scratch. I'm talking to this dog What's going on now Keep moving stranger Quietly. Oh damn scratch is an asshole. All right. Kill him He just said leave me alone and daddy's like die I'm gonna scare the dog. I'm scaring the dog. Don't scare. Don't scare. I'm scaring the dog I will not give you guidance for yeah, I know you If you don't get guidance, hey, here's a good reason here's a good reason why you want to give me guidance If I fail he might attack and then we'll have to kill the no come back No, no, don't keep your guidance He stands on this one alone And did I need it did I even need your help? No I'm brilliant. Who are you? Continue You're fantastic with blood Who's blood? What me blood? There's something on the dog Rest in the grave just go I won't ask you again Damn Uh, I I'm I have my kid right now and she's currently pointing at the screen going doggy That's cute. Do you see the doggy? That's an abortion Yep Davy almost killed the doggy Uh, here, let me try that. I can't speak with dead on this guy. What's going on here? Yeah Daddy Oh, he will speak all right, hey more delicious little treats Where are you from the forest is rife with cookie ingredients What happened to you? Knowles. Oh no Can't wait for those fun old cookies these sweet delicious mushroom cookies I need to find more more grass Okay, I'm back Welcome back Uh, he was a letter courier trying to deliver to balder's gate. We should grab his letters and help him All right sounds good I think I'll add them to my inventory Just kidding. I can't Too heavy they have to be small. Yeah, because I'm small pet him At pet dog I'll pet that dog can't pet that dog Can't pet that dog without your hands so we can follow. Yes sent to camp good Grandma Yankee loves making friends with all the little critters We've done it. Good job team We've done a good thing you like turning into all the little critters Grandma Yankee is gonna punish you for being mean to the dog. Ow. Oh shit. Oh my god. Holy shit. Mother fucking get over here You're done. I need you to know I have a chance of doing zero damage I need you to know that I have a chance of killing you And that is a chance I'm willy to take Fuck over here Grandma Yankee's gonna have to run for a while. I'm an endurance predator You've got games on her Grandma Yankee can run for days my dad corner grandma you cornered grandma He's out read the tax for a man So Grandma Yankee can dodge any kind of shit you can throw at her Oh, jeez. You just did seven damage back to grandma Yankee. Take that grandma Yankee My god, grandma Yankee's pulling out that fucking bomb Grandma Yankee You want to go grandma? I got burning hands at you I got an idea here everyone calm down Oh, there you go. Grandma Yankee will sit down and listen to her Harriest grandson play a bad song. This is the worst shit I've ever heard here. No, here's what you do Here's how the song goes. Oh, no, no, shut up I'll shove an old lady. I'll do it Oh, you you failed that athletics check. Come here. Let grandma Yankee show you how it's done. Oh, fuck Yeah, I can't Grandma Yankee will make another cat friend. I'm gonna fucking toast you until you're al dente Grandma Yankee is gonna make two cat friends for you Lots of cats for you. I can make a cat You're not that special. What, ma'am? Oh my god, there's so many. I'll never know which one is me I do that cat thing where they like run into your legs. Oh in between. Yeah Where the fuck do we go? Um, okay, all the cat about the mission All right. Well, what do you want to do because I don't think you're too terribly concerned about saving hulson If we want to go get help from auntie effo, we can go down this cliff. No, no, let's go back where we were going There was there was that mission over like the the the blade of frontiers guy Like we literally just turned away from it. Oh for car. Oh for Oh, we have to go through the the town and it's it's a lot No, it's not a lot. We could just go through this little town right here. This is nothing. Yeah, let's do it This is just a this is just a thing Oh, we have to go through through that Okay as a kitty Go kitty. Okay. Maybe I shouldn't I don't should I do this? You might be able to Oh Shut up Oh, no, you keep quiet. Sorry As the symbol glows Power courses through you Authority all right. Yeah, you get one use per day of the lithid You can use it here if you want to but just let you know. No, thank you. I'm fine Uh, can you not give me a bonus? Uh, I'm a cat In that case we're going to have a bad time Oh, no Don't worry. I have I have one inspiration left Oh, you just need a 10. You just need 10 I'm just going to cast charm person Do it Wait, but they'll know what's what's the difference? Why would I They might not right there They maybe they'll be cool about it What's the difference between friends and charm person if the target is going to Accuse me even now. I don't think I don't think charm person does push t Inspect charm person says in higher difficulty modes the target might accuse you of enchanting them So they it does but What's the difference then I don't think they'll immediately become hostile I'll think if you see them again, they might be like, hey Okay, well, I'm gonna cast it then Just do it. See what happens They're gonna want to kill us anyways Nice. Yeah, of course it is Yeah, what's the difference between the two then? Um front. I don't know Thanks. I have no idea genuinely have no idea I think uh, I think charm person works in combat and friends. Oh, that's it Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Charm person can get like a whole person to not fight you Hmm. What's up booyah Hey guys, I found a well Oh Oh, I found a well. I found a I found a grocery store Oh, there's a cool hat in here I gotta get it I want that hat. Oh I found ogres Yeah Sure. So I should definitely use friends from now on instead of charm person unless I have to Yeah, probably I'm gonna look it up real quick. Actually, I'm gonna do some research. Yeah, please do I don't like not knowing that because they're like my two premier spells And I know that like charm person can work on multiple people, but still What's going on over here? Oh, this guy's annoying Cool I'm afraid that why are you doing this? It does look funny. I'll admit. Mind if I stay and watch a while A thousand money What? So, um I guess Friends only does charisma checks charm person does all the dialogue checks. Oh, okay So even if you do a And you could do a like a strength or athletics check in combat or something the the um Yeah, yeah, so so use friends for everything unless Charm person forces Look, unless I cannot I'll say I have to use charm person got it. All right. Good. Yep. Uh, very good And I can cast detect thoughts apparently. I don't know why I could do that I think you might have a scroll or a potion. Oh my god. This fucking Alchemist basement is full of a great a ton. Oh, you're in the alchemy basement. Yeah Oh boy. Oh, I might be engaging in a fight. This guy's not really Responding well to me. I'm on my way. I'm on my way to your daddy Uh, okay. I'm just gonna wait. Wait. I got some good I got a performance roll here and I'm gonna win because I can't fail Okay, I I need to charm my way out of talking to some ogres So I might need some help here. I can help that I hate this guy. I want to kill him I'm an asshole. Yep. He's kind of a dick. Uh, where's deeter? If you click on my profile, you'll see where I am and then you can just click like next to me to move there You're talking to some ogres Yeah Oh, you're in there. Okay. I'm on my way I can fix this problem lickety-split Well, right now I'm trying to intimidate them I'm close enough. I'm here All right, granny Yankee Oh Okay, that's better Granny Yankee found a secret The game is saving Okay, okay game. He might be telling us something right now Granny Yankee found something I like that his name is lump-thin like He has a has a headband of intellect. He's a really smart ogre Uh-oh Oh, he's no talking Granny Yankee don't worry Uh-oh Uh-oh You're Davy selecting attack Hey, uh, grandma Yankee, did you find a mirror down there? Granny Yankee didn't get to the mirror All right. Oh, oh dear You've got bad roles like, uh That intimidation. Wait, wait, wait. Let me give you. Oh, there might have a bonus. Let me add a bonus here Okay Na na na na na na na Oh, that's a dc20 is it I just roll it My father fucking failed his intimidation check To convince lump the enlightened I got he said one day You'll die Okay offers off the table Uh, grand grand Yankee's gonna need a hand. Oh, I got bad news. Yeah, um, too bad grandma Yankee We might also be in trouble Oh, no Do we see me recently? Yeah in the middle of this dialogue Oh good. We got out of it. All right. Let's go. Let's go help. Let's go help grandma Yankee. We're the fuck are you? Grandma Yankee is unconscious What could you do? Granny Yankee didn't realize what was down here. No, no, come back. Davy come back. I can't actually know you're fine You're fine. Yeah, I'm loading into where grandma Yankee is There's a bunch of skeletons Oh, you got zero We're even the fuck are you Went off on her own into a whole another area. It just is fucking around and finding out This is why we stay together. This is why we're a team. This is why we As a squad to that end. Where the fuck did you okay? Show me where to go? Okay, we're all here. So here let me go to your thing. Oh my god. Oh god, dammit. I got I don't see a ping Hang on So much because we're all in a different map. I'm going exactly Uh, I'm gonna assume it's here. Yeah. Yeah, it's it's here, right? Okay. No way. Wait. Stop stopping. Yeah. Okay. Go this way Following We may just want to reload before I come down here No, no, no, no. We don't reload. We ain't wimps. Yeah, we're fine. Yeah Grandma Yankees definitely about to be a corp, but I mean We've got so many so many spoke we're about to say scrolls of You are here. Oh shit. God damn it. I pressed the fucking ladder. Give me two seconds Oh, no So when you come down here, right stealth you can proceed a stealth Okay, and you could be smarter than I was all right And you can you can get a surprise round on these guys Or you won't get a surprise round, but you can at least they won't see you immediately Don't walk into the red areas and then you can like you can snipe them from over there and then enter the initiative My goal is to get to grandma Yankee before her turn I got her okay Need to get in there, so I'm just gonna go ice knife Nice. Oh, no, are you suspicious poison shit? You try to heal yourself and you drink poison it looked exactly like the potion of healing You gotta gotta be careful some of them are our potions grandma Yankee you gotta get Me he needs a cup of tea Whose turn is it? Those of them. Oh my god Bone chill interesting. This man just tried to hit me with weird resistant to necrotic damage. Nope That's good. Oh what the fuck they are just immune to poison We're gonna need to get really big on these heal spells Yeah, I've got so many this is a lot of skeletons I'll heal on my turn I can I can blast in a second Yeah, okay, we're all gonna get to go at the same time. Don't anybody go. Let me heal first If you get the chance geez, I hope they might take me down right now. Okay, that one dashed actually I think I'm gonna shit that guy just ran really fast This guy's gonna shoot. Oh Oh, oh missile snare that that's awesome. You're so cool. Okay. Nobody move Okay, I would give it to you Davi, but unfortunately myself don't know worry about yourself. I'm fine. All right, that's what's Yankee you you first bomb In that case my next attack is going to be I'm going to Flourish I'm gonna shoot there. Uh, they're also skeletons or vulnerable. Oh, I don't have an action. Why oh Cuz you used it already to shoot. I think okay in that case. I'm gonna get close to this dude and just stab him Nice that did not kill him one hit point. He's got one hit point. Yeah Oh Game should do that thing that I'm not gonna be I'm where it's just like he's got one hit point left. He's dead. Oh Damn, that's a lot of damage They actually already did that they reduced every enemy by one HP. Oh Damn, so he's got two HP. Oh, they've actually got two in the games being nice. Mm-hmm. Oh that guy just appeared I don't know her for me. I Like it when you guys take damage. That's that's that's what we're looking for. Oh Grammy Yankee Okay, this time give me a second. I want to attack one of them so that I can get my My AC up a little bit. I'm gonna get a defensive flourish. Let's go Fucking try Nice noise. Oh, you're AC so high now. I am so high I think Grammy Yankee left the game. So someone's gonna have to control them. Wait. Why? Oh, oh It just said right now at Emma's internet just crapped out. Oh damn, okay? All right, so somebody attack the Skellington right next to me. He'll I heal Oh important no, we don't want to we don't need to Miss no, I didn't Okay amazing In that case get ready to heal me. I'm gonna move close with my super high AC How high is my what does it say it is? 18 That's not as high as I would want it to be but that's fine. Whatever. That's good for fucking level three skeletons I'm moving forward You got this. I have no heels left Why didn't but but we have potion. Yeah, we have potion Okay, now what do we do with Grammy Yankee? Uh Cantrips cantrip on the skeleton on the on on on on this one. I'm looking at a firebolt Yeah, do a firebolt on that one. That's fine. Uh a magic missile perhaps Magic missiles great. Honestly If magic missile this one, which one's dead this one. I don't see it Yeah, she can't it's magic missile. You don't have to it'll do it'll auto hit it. Oh, okay No, I mean like I don't know. She's got line of sight. No, you don't have to have line of sight I didn't know that but here we go Look at it curve around the corner there. That's what a great spell. Love that sweet. I didn't know I did that Uh, and then Grammy Yankee is gonna stay where she is Like you're playing music and they shot That's not good. Okay Hello, okay. I can I can kill this guy. I think That's fine. Kill him first before getting me up. I've got some turns Can't get to god damn it What if I can I like Uh, I'm gonna jump there. What can you jump? Uh, I suck at jump Oh, never mind. I'm gonna dash to get to him and then I'm gonna I'm gonna stay on him because he's got a bone arrow So, you know, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, wait, it's your action to dash, right? Yeah You bonus action shove him Oh, yeah, get him out of there. Look at you being attacked get him off that cliff 45 chance That was amazing the freaking chat. Look at the look at the chat. Think it says agile guardian perished in a chasm All right, that's that Uh, Grammy Yankee is going to fucking Help help Yeah Nice. I hope he hits me again. Just so nobody takes damage and I just go down from what He's like god damn it. He wore it down Back off of him, sonny jim Nice, son. You know what same Oh Kill me. Yes Oh, uh-oh No, that's fine. That's fine. That's fine Uh That happened so often Get out of here Uh, I'm gonna do a range attack against this guy God damn I get closer I didn't mean to just swing it nothing, but all right Just swing at the air I'm so angry right now No I'm back Jacob get up I'm alive While I had control of you I used one of your first level spell slots for magic missile Okay, it was amazing. You killed I Thank you. Yeah, Davey Davey shoved a skeleton up a off a cliff. It was glorious. We're doing great. We're doing great here All right, uh deeter It's on my turn. I already ended. Oh, Jacob. Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize I was alive Die He's a shit. Please hit me again. Please hit me again. Yes. Oh my god. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. No I'm at one hit point. I'm a tank. We're strategizing Jesus Christ That was an insane amount of damage. Nice Nice All right, get get garfunky up. Let us help our friend. Pat my ass. I will touch you a rambunctious Oh guys, all right steam. It's just going to be back online. What's up? Davey Davey. What's up? I I'm I'm I'm encumbered. I gotta do something about this. Oh, there we go. Okay Oh bully wonk trumpet That's not a real trumpet Is there anything of use down here? Were they just hanging out? Uh, there was a lot of use down there. You should go over here. You should go over here Davey and look at this mirror Ooh an ornate mirror What's this do? Oh Oh my god Memnon thrace I'm gonna examine my appearance Just check yourself out In uh in my game, I was a human and the response says I'm jack human man I'm gonna tell it my name Fuck die Yeah be gone No Here's a here's some guidance. Oh, yeah, give me guys. Here we go Oh, oh, oh, come on. Come on. Oh, baby Violence will be violence Glad the mirror is thinking It just fucking worked. It just fucking worked. Oh my god. I I love this game We just fucking intimidated the mirror. That's so funny All right, finally loading back in. Oh good. Good. Good. Good. Oh, there's a ton of scrolls here Yeah, lots of stuff in this take take some time to explore it Basilisk oil. Oh basilisk oil might get out of paralyze Oh petrified never mind books, uh, what you missed emma is Uh, I found an ornate mirror And uh, it said speak. Oh my god scroll two scrolls of detect thoughts a scroll of stinking cloud A scroll of raven feeble mint and a scroll of blindness. I'm sure that you can learn some spells through or from this Oh my god, I found braces of defense Oh, hell, yeah, I'll also take any herbs because I've been here Doing alchemy stuff so I can make a spot like health potions and whatnot. Like I've got very good Oh, I just put that whole thing in my backpack. Oh my god. I did not mean to do that There we go Um, does anybody want these bracers? I can take them but if anybody else wants, you know, a plus two to ac Holy crap. I give him to grandma Yankee since she's so freaking squishy. I feel like Oh my god, the necromancy of say hello But you've got you didn't think it's got the gloves of power. Oh never mind then Someone's got to come open this Someone has to oh, what have you done? There's a trap. I can disarm the trap Uh, yeah, do it I would gladly give up the gloves of power for that. Here we are. That's that's fine. We can trade if you want Uh, shouldn't be that hard cracking knuckles And it was it was much harder than I expected. It's my my toolkit is broken Don't worry though Oh, oh, you should worry I'm trying again Here we are. Oh wait, let me give you guidance. I can't fail a second time. I'm sure And I didn't All right, cool All right, the trap's been Yeah, I've got that pretty easy Uh Here we are now give me a sec. Let me lock pick that And I have guidance as well. So this will be a piece of pie I didn't even need it. I didn't even need the bonuses brilliant Debbie look what's in it. Look what was in there? What was in where? Well, let me find out. Check out what's on that table Let me look the necromancy of they Yeah, it's just a normal book. Of course, I'll take it I want to read it Grammy Yankee wants to read that book Read it. Can we all read it? Or if I use it does something else or does it go away? Oh, somebody can like activate it and then it will trigger a thing Don't think we can read it right now. I think we need to take it and it's gonna I think it's gonna probably trigger this trap. I mean, that's what I think is gonna happen here because these gargoyles are Looking awfully sus. Yeah, I'm gonna tuck the book into a pack. What if I do this? Oh boy. Oh, no Wait, I'm getting the fuck out of here He's disarmed the gargoyle. Yeah, just disarmed the trap Nice All right Traps done. Good job Fuck Nice job, that was great. That was a great really good disarm Okay Well, that's great Grammy Yankee read the book Uh, yeah, let me see that book Go ahead and look at it This bear statue is the funniest thing ever Because uh, if austerean looks at it and then fails his nature check on the stuffed bear He goes he has a bunch of voice lines. He can say but one of them, which is the funniest one. He'll go And he says it like that Let's see what this is A young cave bear killed in stuff before its teeth were fully grown Cool There's a lot of alchemy supplies over here. Grammy Yankee. Don't put your dick in the fucking book Or or anything don't put anything in there. Don't tell me what to do Okay Don't don't sass your elders, young I'm as old as you I found something to throw Maybe you should destroy the evil book No, you mustn't All right, I'm gonna put it away I'll read this. Come on. This is for later. Yeah I'll get desperate. I'll get bore off Grammy Yankee will be using the bathroom one night You'll need the pages. Oh, I'll need to I'll need something to read Oh, it's right. Sorry Not something to wipe your ass with No, I've got I've got press the digitation The book's full face is the same I've never thought about that Prez to just clean their ass It's real And I hate it as a treasure and I really hate to admit this. It's real jk rowling as thinking Yeah, really though Really, uh, the building although you mean you don't like that the wizards would just shit themselves None of the buildings loaded. Oh, no, now they loaded. Okay Such as stupid All right, should we take care of these ogres now? Yeah, let's deal with the ogres here I'll talk to the ogres now. Let me fix this problem. Also, maybe We should trust that. Thank you We should save We should save I have a potion. Can I drink one of your delicious potions? Reverend, we can't give you a potion. My grandma Yankee's got 15 Hmm Oh, I drank it as soon as we saved good Yummy, let me see if I can jump up. All right. Let me start talking to them. See what's going on here Oh, yeah, jump up there jump up there and flank them. Oh my god. You are on god. You can jump so high He thinks I'm chicken He's figured out the truth Oh, he can speak with dead on that tiefling they're eating. Yeah, I'm gonna try to give me a moment I want to talk to lump. How do you see don't bear a brand of your What is he doing? He's like shaking his meat. Yeah, he's shaking his meat around Oh Hey, what a position Grammy Yankees ready Hey, he's our friend now. Yep. I just paid him money He's paid off an ogre. Yeah his bone I see Grammy Yankee is no longer needed Okay, so what I took away from this conversation is that if we blow lump's bone then the ground will quake You That was fun Well time to speak with dead on this body The fuck do you want Nothing they're dead They don't know that That's true You're not done yet. Where are your valuables? You're funky. I'm giving you a armor I can't use but I don't know It would be more helpful I will look. Oh, that's actually super awesome. Thank you. Oh, yeah Undead creatures take a desicc radiant damage Well, I sure do like that and I look like a strange little man while I wear this like purple tunic This is exactly what I wanted This is just my style. I just look like a guy. I don't even look like a The divinity mask Oh, that's everything I wanted to know what the fuck is this hat you have Where did you get it divinity too helmet? Yeah, it is. It's the one that lets you change your appearance to anything I have now also a tea fling Good I'm not gonna go up there. I'll let dabby go up there. Where? People were like man changeling is an erase in this game. Yeah, it is You just put that helmet on it's called the home room The guy's a treasure chest I dug up. You mean I dug up. Oh, there's a stuffed bear I'm taking the bear If one of these days I'm gonna find a vendor. I still haven't found one yet I don't know if there are any in this game. Uh, there was one, but he's dead now. Where is he? He was in the druid camp That one doesn't count Well, it's gonna be a while before we find another one. It's never been a vendor. I'm just telling you Do we want to help that gnome who's currently strapped to a windmill? Oh, yeah, why what does he do for us? What'll he do for me? They're good. Nothing. I guess good. Nothing. Then why do I help the gnome? Fine all right. He's one of my kin. I have to help him. Oh my god. Fine We should also jump into this well at some point. No, it's fight time. Hmm. We should jump in that well. I'm so fun. Well It's badger time Inside you there are two badgers Inside me there is a wolf and a badger The only one can take control at a time. Oh, I'm out of bardic inspirations. It seems that's disappointing What'd you do in grandma Yankee? Grandma Yankee's trying to get a an angle on this An angle What are you doing back there? Grandma Yankee wants you to mind your own business Oh Grandma Yankee's gonna got the got the dunk hops all of these problems bore me Whoa, that was cool Oh the fact that you're not dead bothers me He's dead now I'm less bothered. You might want to watch out for that guy. I see him Where's grandma Yankee? We came to your aid. Where are you? Don't worry grandma Yankees in this Where's my dash? Okay, because I can't get through What have you got 15? Every battle is just a battle for our fucking lives Really? Yeah, a lot of it is just you just make a mage hand. What is that? What was a mage hand? I have that It's actually really helpful in the game Oh Oh Oh, they're blessing up are they okay? I have problems Grandma Yankee Grandma Yankee's gonna try I thought you were real fucking cute with that mage hand, didn't you? It's gonna come into play Watch if I help you I don't know who this pheasant guy is Pheasant Oh, come on. Did you just try to attack with a mage hand? What are you doing? Yeah, no it can but I tried to push. Oh, we can push. I feel B I didn't know I could do that. That's cool. Oh you killed it They killed it All right. All right. I'm really killing it Uh, should I just help somebody here? Yeah, pick somebody up. Maybe pick up. I have no spell slots. Where are your spell slots? I think got all used on uh, on on What did I use it on? We should have long rested Really? All right, how about what if I just skeletons? Yeah, pick me up Here, I'll help you. You'll angrily help out I'll help you and then I'll get angry All right, I'm picked up. Let's go Bear heart. I love that movie The true king Yeah All right now do something amazing Is that a bomb a potion? Hell yeah. Oh, I'm alive. Thank you. Grandma Yankee. I think I'm gonna get all my forks again Grandma Yankee's about to go down Saved a world by final message Goodbye Oh my god This is so bad. This is really bad Our barbarian is alive. That means we can win. We can do it That's a cool way to use portent The barbarians still alive. We're fine Yep, yep, save you can save your flame too. Oh my god, Chunthik is gonna Oh, yeah, my mask is helping. Yeah, I need better like fucking armor Just hit dodge again Just kill, just kill, just kill, just kill, just kill Just draw Deeter. All right, amazing Deeter get away What's up help I can't he is helping. He's killing You died three times this session. Oh, yeah They're so brutal a tactician. They are very brutal. Oh my god Okay You're saving against those sacred flames. That's amazing. Yeah, fuck those sacred flames. Oh god Sweet, okay Oh, grab my Yankee. He's gone She's passed on from this world all of her blood just at once spewed out of her. She passed in the night Oh She's in a better place now A place that punched all of her blood out. Yeah, a place that isn't enabled a tactician mode I might just be damaged that they that I that they that I tank That's fine. I'll just play this tune. Oh, it's horrible. Actually, it's not very good Still up dude, that's crazy Barbarians are Marion man barbarian with with a 17 ac as well is also wild I'm alive still nice. Nice. Nice. Just get out of here Do I have a bonus Oh I don't not think that's worth it. I could put drought poison on my stick. Maybe next time I'll cast a spell I've decided I'm gonna go I'm gonna run over here. I'll just get out of here I'll fight it I know you've been taunting you Uh, I could do it shot me like that NPC at the beginning of Skyrim. I was about to run away and it just killed me Need them say ain't no running from me Oh my god I thought that I was really badass when I hit three of them with forever with a fucking with the with the scorching Right. Yeah with with burning hands. Yeah burning hands. Yeah. I was like this is gonna be really fucking cool Nope I like stay down Deeders still up All right new plan next time we fight these guys our tank stands in front Watch deeter kill all of them. What? Uh, hang on. I got no that's pushing a flying. I don't want that Uh, that would be crazy. You'd stop flying. That would be I have a push at a strike, but Uh, sure And then Drought poison there you go No way no way How what they all ran away because he beat the leader They're like, oh stop. Please stop. Yeah, holy shit. They had no way to be that afraid of us Can you revive for funky or did he die bring us all back? I got I gotta get out of this uh dialogue first I can't fucking believe it Deeter is the carry. Oh my god. I got this helmet on me though I was I was He looks so goofy Hill the run hill the run hill the run If I kill him will I get it to another cop? No. No, I don't know. They all ran away. They ran away. You can kill them Dead oh god succumbed to death It succumbed Please help I'll get up. I gotta use somebody's scroll here. I'll get up. Oh, we've got so many. We yeah, we have infinite scrolls Infinite we do not have infinite scrolls. We have Three I'm alive and that's what matters. He helps grand granny Yankee. I got her. I got her. I got her Yeah, I can oh, okay, you can get her open Oh, is she like wow, I can't believe that word. Yeah. Oh, whoops. Okay. I was almost gonna Nothing. Oh, I I can do it. Let me get a party. Yes win mill and fix the problem Okay, dabby you've got two levers back there. All right, one of them one of them is stop and the other one is Beated up Are you sure? I'm sure because that makes me feel a lot better It's back here. Where are you? Oh, I went in the little basement, huh? No, no, I went up Oh, it's it's right here. It's right here. Okay. All right, you've got break and release break Uh got it. Oh, I just got a great x plus one Oh This gamelist dabby be a chaotic maniac Look look look look look look look I broke I did exactly what you wanted me to Do We died so we could save this man I'm gonna loot the the the basement and maybe he's following some maybe he fell in a hole. Who knows There's really no way of telling You go back into town. I found him I've got good news. He's alive He's alive you say Manor of speaking he's alive. Oh, that's good. I'm glad he lived All right, I need to put my shit back on I lose my stuff Oh, hey, I have a really cool fucking axe called dragons grasp Holy crap. Oh, yeah. Yeah, um, maybe that should go to Oh, I have a plus one ring male armor Is anyone wear heavy armor? No Hold on to it though because maybe we could take a feat later on Um, I found some magic boots called the speedy light feet Which whenever you dash or take a similar action during your combat you gain three lightning charges The lightning charges give you a plus one to your attack rolls and you deal lightning damage Oh, hell, yeah I also just gave tune think I a helmet that gives you momentum Uh start of combat. Oh, that's really good Yeah Davi you want these speedy light feet shoes? Yeah All right, they are in your inventory. Especially because you can dash as a bonus act and I think No, you're a bard We're the speedies a lot though. Yeah I don't see them Oh, I put them in like the middle. Sorry Thanks I gained three lightning charges. What the fuck is lightning charges Plus one to your attack rolls and then if you hit you deal one lightning damage. Okay I'm glad that we did this walk. I'm just What's this goblin doing he's just walking around. Yeah, he's like he doesn't care about what happened around there Um, all right, so we've got this well that we could go down or we can go into the goblin camp Uh, let's go down the well All right. Well, it looks like tune thinks investigating that well. Oh, yeah, I got 10 Blind down the bucket rope. Let's go Off we go crying, but I can't oh no again. Here we are. Maybe we should long rest Good idea. Why? Let's do that. Oh my goodness There's webs carry vibrations. Are we all doing naked in a circle? What is happening? What is happening? Guys get in your get your spots. What is happening? Grammy is gonna take a road job All right, she's whoa Oh my god, you got it. I forgot. I forgot Grammy Yankee had bondage underwear I forgot Grammy Yankee was a freak like that You want guidance? I would love guidance to try to enter to try to persuade shadow heart telling you all your secrets I've heard that shadow heart is uh notoriously annoying. So yeah Tell me all of your shit. I literally ask once You have met this person once and you're like tell me your deepest darkest secrets Uh, actually I've met this person once and I said please elaborate on that thing you just said to me What did she owe you what do you mean? What did she owe me? All I said is can can you tell me more? And she said you're not she said no. She said no simple simple response. And I said, are you sure? Are you sure? She's like wow all right here Now that you mentioned it she's a char worshipper. I don't care who you worship I didn't think you'd react so pragmatically I should have told you sooner. Yeah, you should have worshipper Worship her I hardly know her It was funnier when Davy said it that combat music I haven't it hasn't gone away. I'm pretty sure that uh, the game still thinks combat music playing Yeah, I've got combat music playing. It's your character reliving the pdsd from the their deck He's got constant fight or flight Okay tonight, we're having a girl dinner I had a girl dinner last night Yeah, we're having it again We're gonna have some paella That's not girl dinner. Hang on. We're gonna have some salami. That's a full meal. That's salami is a weapon. We can use that Um Baguette, uh, walnut We'll use a supply camp. Um some gruel Some rothay ribs and a pork loin and an egg This this says charming little egg. Do we really want to eat the charming little egg? So fun fact about roth ribs. Oh my god Uh, they are something that you so I bought the hero's feast dungeons and dragons cookbook And I've actually made those I have too. I love that cookbook. Mm-hmm. It's awesome It's a very basic cookbook with like very basic ingredients That are just named dungeons and dragons things instead of really being pretty much after it But it's fun. I like it. It's got a lot of vegetarian options. I like the book a few years ago when we first got it We made the fireball whiskey And uh, we kept it in our pantry for a long time And then one of our friends found it and we were like don't drink that it's so old And he made it like his mission to finish it and eventually he did but he every time he drank it He was like it was so spicy and so cinnamon-y. It was so terrible to drink And I was like you don't have to do this. You're poisoning yourself. Uh Very good. I'm going to cast uh speak with animals on myself You should pop off king You deserve it. You deserve it. Yeah, you deserve to treat yourself. Oh, hey, you're petting the dog I'm going to talk to him now Hope you're keeping well friend No, he thinks me. I'm a friend I'm gonna pet him Everyone of everyone approves of me petting the dog You pet the dog and everybody's like god he's hot Everyone's like I would Oh my god, the fucking battle music is still on and it's making me lose my mind And I can't leave because it'll kick all of you out No, I think you can leave the camp. I just listened to the stream back. And yeah, the music is just very quietly in the back I still haven't left that moment It's still in your mind All right, where's my boy asterian. Tell me what the fuck is up. All right. That was a good hit Thanks, thanks Solid form Check this out. I'm gonna whip it. I'm gonna whip this thing Oh, holy shit. Fuck. Yeah Just like Indiana Jones. It's so sick. Yeah It's also what I do in the bedroom Watch it. I'm gonna put it to sleep Oh, yeah, put it to sleep. Oh, it's so funny I will eat you right up Fucking loser dummy What kind of idiot does that? All right, brilliant. We've done everything we need to here What time is it for you guys right now? Like one in the morning? Ancient times All right I gotta call it Soonish because I got work in seven hours. Oh geez Well, well The next thing we're doing is a fight. So that's up to you guys. Let's do it one fight and then we're done. Yeah All right, let's do it. Let's do it. All right, let's leave camp Yeah, grimy egg is gonna sleep in you guys go start the fight. I'll be there in a few minutes Sleep There's a dead guy right here. Is he? Well, he's a skeleton. So I have to assume You know what they say about assuming It makes a it makes a a ball of Out of me old back. I see spider webs No, just ignore those. Okay. I'm pretty sure it's fine in here Pretty sure it's just a really cool cave with a bunch of treasure. All right, barbarian You go first because we've seen what happens when you don't An old backpack Grimy Yankees It's really retro. Oh, oh, shit. What just happened? I pressed the wrong button All right, reverie go get them Oh, fuck. It's an enter cap Yeah, there's enter caps and phase spiders, which are so fucking cool. They're so cool Okay. Oh my god. This is gonna suck. Yeah, we're about to have a bad time It's about to be bad. Uh, I also don't have Anything great right now that I can do because I'm in a bad spot. Were we able to save before? Why would I ever do that? We haven't needed to even go back once. All right Not only kill well the druids not when we all died a million times Disnit whispers. Whoa, that was cool. Yeah, I could do that the whole time nice Not when Davy decided not to use any spells Ow, but whoa, dude. Nice. Yeah, stay frightened. Be frightened of me. Be scared It's still jaunt while he's frightened All right into grimy Yankees web Ew, we're discharged all the way There was no chance of anything hitting you and something still did You scared it and it ran to me. Oh, I hate that. Oh, I hate all of that Do you get to choose what you turn into? Yeah, okay Oh, yeah, no, no, I can yeah, it didn't just choose that for me I can definitely it wasn't like this would be thematic. Yeah. No, no, no. I I I decided that Can I jump? Oh nice There we go. Oh my um Yeah, right now because of the level I am I can be a uh a badger a wolf spider and a cat I am immobile I know in later levels. I can be an owl bear and a panther. Yeah, that's pretty and a raven The owl bear is so Okay The Yeah, god, have you seen the um god the uh The exploit with the owl bear where you cast and large on it And then yeah, it's called out there from the top rope and you jump from like super high up and you do like a billion damage Yeah, it's really funny. That's that's what I said when we started the when I showed up and you guys were putting the owl bear It jumped. I was like So funny One of them's asleep. We'll just keep it that way. Yeah Yeah You'll wake the baby it is asleep. It's so cute. Well, it's asleep No, it's he just went to bed He's not even frightened anymore. He's just having those bubbles I can get to the spider, but I don't know if I would be blocking you. Uh, I'm gonna let me jump I can I think I can do this Boom, there we go. Nice. All right, and then and then and then we can go wham Uh, how much is it? Okay, love it. I can just Oh, amazing. Nice amazing And that's a biter Oh Did that guy dash and just move like a square? Is that what happened? I guess so he just wanted to be in range I'd be able to jump to the spider that's sleeping, but I think I'll get hurt He's taking a little stroll over there. Davy. I like that. You're like in webbed, but you're just like Whoa, that was cool. That was cool flashing flourish. Mm-hmm How does that how does that work? Oh and mechanically Uh, I load two arrows into my crossbow. Okay. Okay. I got a plan. I got a plan. I got a plan tune thick Are you ready? Are you ready for the plan? Oh my god You know what get them get them Are they immune to being webed? They might be Oh, look at you Grammy Yankee copying my cool multi pronged attack strategy Grammy Yankee did that way before you did. Okay, buddy Oh, yeah, I don't know you were back in my day. I was always attacking two things at once Grammy Yankee attacking multiple enemies. All right, sunny jim I'm just gonna shoot this guy They're hitting me which is good Pew Oh, he lives Charmin in his ass gets lives in his editor chiefs Oh, you gross venomous discharge just fucking leaves Discharge all of it. I don't think I perish I think I'm just gonna come for the other caps here. That's fine. I can probably shoot that spider that's up there I can get a good shot or angle on him God, I'm missing the whole fucking fight Important die. You say amazing. That's good. That's good. That infested is dumb Oh, I can't hit that guy from over here. Uh, can we hit that spider? No, you can burn the webs of the firebolt. I think there's another header cap somewhere else that will only make it harder There's one here. There's one here Yeah, I think instead Grammy Yankees gonna Chill out I guess Don't worry about it Oh, no, I'm not my spider form. All right, let's see. Where is this guy? I'm sure I can hit him Uh, no He's dead Finish him off. Finish him off. Yeah Nice, nice All right, that's a problem solved Oh, no, I'm gonna do a little skitter dance Look at my little look at my little skitter. That's so sad What what's that? Oh, it's the dead goblin child. Where oh damn Down near where the header caps were I don't see him ping him Uh, oh, I see him. I see him now. I see him now alt right click. Yeah the dead goblin child Yeah, do you like my little spider dance? No Do you like it? I do Here fine, I'll fucking talk to him and see if you can genuinely have arachnophobia But spiders and video games do not scare me for some reason. Well, that's upsetting Yep, dead goblin child. Whoops. I'm very similar ish. I've definitely gotten over it because There are some games that are like Everybody good and make them spiders. Everybody gets to kill the children but me Um Yeah, I think it's more a spider being near me is scary But that's not a real one Yeah, that's the thing is it's like so different like the part that scares me about a spider is the fact that it Hides and stays still for a really long time and it can just jump out at you Like that's the part that scares the shit out of me. Skyrim spiders act like bears. They just show up and attack you and it's like That's not scary You guys are wandering around Oh, I'm just following grammy yankee. Sorry I'm I'm I'm I'm looting and scooting buddy grammy yankee is looting a A robed spider cave on her own. So if she dies it's on her. Okay. Well, hey grammy yankee. Let's press forward Well, grammy yankee wants to get all the fucking scrolls out of these cocoons Yeah, well, you just saved on a simple toxin. So Maybe make sure also, can we kill our barbarian? There we are Oh, thank you somebody else held me too. I didn't well somebody used one of our short rests Oh, we used it. We used a short rest. That's fine. That's good because I can keep my spider form. Yeah Yankee Graham She's not looting at all. She's fucking reciting for my dancing. She's reciting dancing in the corner She's default. I was gonna say she's reciting from her. Our king. Gwynmar Yeah, that way that's the way go that way That way you're going through that tunnel opening it Yes, that way. All right barbarian go forward Oh, grandma yankee's going forward. Okay, grammy yankee go forward. Oh, grammy yankee sees that Don't worry. I'll convince them. What's the fuck is that? I'll talk I'll talk to it. It'll know me. I'm one of its kind Oh, fuck. They know I'm an interloper Help Oh, it's giving birth to babies burn the baileys Debbie do what you do best All right, I've never had a chance to kill children before Now is my moment. Oh I will uh, it's on the web. It's on the web. He hit the web I'm I'm on it, but I'll I'm fine. I'm in my wild chip form We can't we can't get the web. It's firing. It's discharge Did we save because uh, I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do one for the team. I can do it right now It took 40 damage. Oh Nice I have frightened it It is scared of me That's a big ass spider Jesus Christ um Yeah, I'll just go over here and get angry That thing's gonna phase next turn. I don't know where it's gonna go, but Uh-oh. Oh, no Throughout he's gonna get eaten alive by baby spiders You can't you can't rage resist one dammit My harriest grandson, I can't resist true death Oh, fucking teleported for she teleported. Yeah Oh Don't worry I don't think I should be a spider anymore I'm gonna I'm gonna heal Uh So I can't I I was hoping I could jump that high. I cannot I was in full health All right, I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. See what happens here Okay Uh, okay. Why don't I um, let me let me try this. Oh god. I don't think I can do that I'm gonna frighten her again. I've been in webbed though. So that's not gonna happen Shooter. Oh, it's saved. Damn. Can you do a cleave? Uh, I might be going off balance, but I can do this Oh, that was amazing. Good moves. Okay Off balance isn't that bad Oh, actually, hang on. I want to not end my turn. Can I I need to fucking shove. Oh my god. That's let me get this one since I can't do anything else. Okay. All right, good That's great. We just killed so many babies That'll definitely make the mom forget and forgive. Yeah, she'll be fine. Why are they going for me? Oh god Why are we here? No, this whole this hole is really important. Oh fuck. She could just make more of those There's eggs by us. There's eggs over here. We got to destroy them. Yeah. Yeah. I started. Okay I started killing some of them, but I'm not finished with all of them When are oh my god, I'm in pain Okay, okay. When am I supposed to level up? Okay. Um, I can't do the cleave anymore Oh wait, I can I can bonus action shove One of them, but I don't know if I would kill it It's too damaged. Oh, I'm I've been webbed Oh Oh, that was good. That was good on some good magic missiles. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you Should I leave those babies to somebody else or should I go? No, I can't attack any of the fighters So I'm gonna go try to kill these Just get the eggs. Yeah, just do it. Just do it. Just wait for them to come to us Yeah, one e damage to an egg He fucked that egg up, dude I eat eggs for breakfast Whoa Now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs and I'm roughly the size of a board Oh, fuck No one fucks like Gaston. No, sorry I'm not born with this fucking spider. It's acting up Oh four damage All right, how much how much do I have here? Now it's saved Well, just shove it him off Oh, dammit, I thought it landed on the web. Yeah Oh, perfect We're not doing enough damage to the main spider No Okay, I can handle this he says lyingly I have been killed. I'll get you up. I'll get you up. Nobody burned that fucking web. I mean, yeah, we need it Oh big big fighters coming All right, that's fine Okay, okay, uh dinner, uh throw a potion on grandma Yankee. I'll get Davy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I can help grandma Yankee Why why do you have potion because it'll be more and it's your action anyways. Oh, you're too far Oh, no, can you throw the potion to Davy? I uh, can you throw a potion to me? I mean my strength is ass Well, I can no, um, let me move as far up as it's just difficult terrain. That's why Yeah, that's annoying. Um, okay Uh, uh, uh I hit behind a rock because I didn't want the face spider to hit me Okay, I actually uh, I did her. Um, attack the spider The this one Uh attack attack the the the one that's on the little web. Yeah I don't know if I can get there, but I might be able to jump there Okay, I I am going to oh man. This is not good Um Okay, oh, maybe I can jump. No, that's my bonus action. I need my bonus action Oh, okay, that's bad. Okay. Well, we guys we are in trouble I've got two healing words. I don't think we're deetering it out of this one No, I don't think so either Kill it Nice Oh boy, oh boy Oh big mama Okay, that's fine Yeah, second wind is a fighter, right? Guys, we're in trouble Oh, no, leave me alone I have good news. We don't need to worry about me anymore God damn it. I figured my problem out. All right. Hang on. Hang on. Um, you have nine Hell if you can get me up if you can get me up. I can get uh, I can I can heal Okay, okay, uh, I can I'm gonna throw hang on. Can I Oh, you guys are too far away. I can't get both of you I know all the potion only good at one person anyways Really, I thought if I get okay, that's fine If you do cluster people enough you can hit multiple people. Oh really? I didn't do that Yeah, we're too far So you can really kind of like you can stack your whole party and then throw healing potions on there Okay, if I live I'm gonna wild shape and I'll get to davian revivify Oh Only got a bonus action I'll drink a healing potion then and then just get Wamp by the mom. I just hope hope that Oh my god. Oh, no here it comes. Okay. Oh Oh Spiders All right chat mark it down as our first tpk Can we get some f's in the chat can we get some f's in the chat? We did our best, but isn't this the perfect place for us to end It is it really is the perfect moment. We what have we done? What have we accomplished thus far from since the beginning of the session? We have annihilated an entire druid grove Killed most of the people that we have encountered Uh, we infiltrated a goblin hideout We could have gotten those ogres to help us We'll perhaps remember to do that in the first in the future Oh, we can we should have brought them in We can one fight that i'm kind of waiting for to do that or to ask for do that Okay, maybe maybe we won't need it. Who knows maybe we'll come back here later, but for now This is where we'll end today's session. Thank you all so much for watching next week We will continue unless somebody decides that they want to be a rude a dude and disappear again Not naming names dave. Are we talking about me? But thank you to everybody who joined in the stream and we will see you all next week