 This is crazy. Did you guys hear this in the news? This is crazy. So this guy's walking right? Did you hear this one? Did everyone hear this one? This is insane. Did you hear this one? Okay, wait, wait, raise your hand if you heard this one because actually, you know the more I think of it I didn't hear this one. Yeah Well, we have to fill up an hour of content every night of the week So now we're just doing Twitter hashtags. Okay. This first one comes from at the late night show sucks Uh and he says Dude, you should just off yourself You're not funny and you're a waste of space Hashtag crazy first aid Okay, next one Just things aren't so great at home, you know I Do comedy to stuff down those dark thoughts that are always plaguing my mind Because if people laugh at me, they don't like me, but they like a version of me, and I guess that's enough All I want is to be paid attention you to be loved And honestly, I welcome death Because when it comes it just means an end to this tragic thing called life Alright and Channing Tatum is here Okay, so tell us about your new movie. Well, all right. It's a spy thriller. I Didn't tell you what it was about yet. Unbelievable. We love this guy here. We love him Man, are you okay? You seem a little unhinged. Oh, I'm fine I'm better Now we're playing flip cup with a celebrity Celebrities are just like you. We're so relatable. Look man I only came on here because my agent said it would be good You'll do what I say or my name is in James William Xavier. Now. It's time for the nostalgia sketch I'm vanilla ice from the 90s. Do you remember? Do you remember the 90s? Do you? That's it for tonight guys. Sorry about all that stuff earlier. Just a big joke Big joke like me Anyway, stay tuned for another show hosted by another bland white guy. Good night everyone. I watch this show because well Everyone's brain needs a break sometimes