 Hi beautiful, what's going on? I think shiny shi** makes me feel fire. Lalalala gotta flex the f***** chains today. Ha ha ha, brrr. If there's one thing I love in life, it's people shaving their heads, especially women. It feels so empowering and it's honestly a little weird that I like it so much because considering like when people don't have hair, they don't need their hair done. So like, I don't really have a job, but like when they do an entire makeover, when they go shave the whole thing and then they color the whole thing and they do all this shi**, it's so much fun to watch. So we're going to watch the people do exactly that today and we're going to hang out. And you're going to be my best friend in the whole world. Let's watch some videos. This video is by Bonnie likes you. Let's check it out. Shave your head, they said. It'll be easy to maintain, they say. I was like, hey Bonnie, come on, you shaved your head. At least put one cool pattern in before you start growing it back. And that's what I'm going to be doing today. A cool pattern? Yes. All things patterns make me happy inside. Patterns, patterns, patterns make me happy, happy, happy. Every time I've shaved my head, I've used grade four because that's the shortest grade that we have. But I think it's going to be too long. So I'm thinking we might have to use this bad boy. No, we're doing it. Oh, it's so fun to watch. Wow. I'm going to have to go to grade nothing. You reckon? Yeah, I reckon. My favorite British word. You reckon? I do reckon. Yeah, my Asian hair is going to stick up like nothing. Can you have Asian hair? Let's do it. Yeah, you think you don't know unless you shave your head? Yeah, you've got full Asian hair. Yeah, I know. I think this is a great idea to go with no guard because honestly, when people use a guard when they shave their head completely, like it always just looks like it's been grown out and it doesn't look great in my opinion. I think if you're going to shave your head, you need to actually shave it, shave it. Like go down into the little root moment. Oh, God, no. That's fine. No, it's not. Why? Are you kidding me? You've got choked at everything. It could work. Oh, no. I said it would be good with no guard, but however, because she's trying to color her hair after shaving it, maybe a guard would be good. Like just a little tiny little half inch guard would be good for her. I was like half millimeter, I think actually. I don't know. Okay, don't come after me. Half a millimeter probably be the best guard for her. Otherwise she's going to have nothing to color because she just literally shaved all of her hair off and she's left with nothing. Jess, your face is screaming and I have a lot. It's all that bad. Oh, my God. How are we going to fix this? You need to start this side up on. And then you do it on both sides. Both sides? Yeah, force two long, zero is too short. Why did it on the side? Look of disappointment. She was like, I just fucked myself over. It's been a week and three days since the incident. This is how much my hair has grown. So basically she let her hair grow out for like a week to fix it. Good idea, actually. I bought a grade two from Amazon so I can recut my hair again to a suitable length because that really panicked me. I'm just going to cut it now and then show you guys what it will look like. Okay, this is a perfect length for her. The two guard, okay? Don't listen to what I said before. Do a two. Two is beautiful. Nice, a good length now. We're going to start with the bleaching. I'm just going to do 360 of what my hair looks like now. Ooh. It already looks so much better and she looks so good with this length. Like, she's glowing with that haircut. I love it already. This video is what we're using today. I'm using this bone as a stencil for like the circle of the ear. Oh, they're putting a yin-yang symbol on the back of her head. I am into that. So it looks like from the back, I haven't seen it yet. Oh, okay, cool. That's actually, it felt not that big on my head. And now, just going to go in the line that's going to go straight down the middle of my head and then back out the other side. This would be so fun to do. This would be so fun to do. This would be so fun to do to somebody. I got it. Okay, I said it. Look at the heart. Wonderful. Okay, babe, so we're now on to phase two. The hardest bit for Jess to do is what she's going to do next. Curved a bit in the middle. This is a f***ing artsy as sh**. Ah, a little art projects. A little boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, ha. Dill, dill, dill, dill, so sick. It's the right amount of swirliness, you know? Do you? Yeah. So for the circles, we're using the lid of the cream, dim up and cream. This is so crafty. I think this might be one of the coolest ideas I've seen in a long time. Boom, boom, boom. Yeah, that's so cool. Shut up. This already looks sick. I just washed off the bleach and I am buzzing. It looks so, so sick. Jess has done an amazing job. And this is what it looks like. Boom, look at that. Solid, solid f***ing line, straight down the middle, off to a good start. But wait, just wait, just wait. Wait, I need to see the back immediately. Do-do-do. No. I've got a yin-yang on my f***ing head. I think this is instant f***ing. Oh my sh**, that is so cool. It's not very yellow, it's not. It doesn't really need toning, but considering we have this, might as well. This is the color of the shrine dye. You can see that it is a purple tone. Okay, so now she's coloring the blonde side blue. We are not finished, apparently, even though I kind of wish she kept it how it was. This feels a little bit too familiar. Why are you dyeing it blue? I'm not dyeing it blue, it's the toner. Is it gonna go blue? No, it's not. So I did have a bit of a panic thinking I was gonna have blue hair, but now it's come out white, crispy, nice and pearly. I'm super, super happy with it. False alarm, she only toned it, okay? That was just toner. And now we're gonna go out, I'm gonna do a makeup, and then we're gonna go and eat some food. That is so fun. Oh, I love it. I love that look, and I want it now. Sick, great job. Next video is by Maya Destiny. I'm gonna curl up my hair if you watched my last video. You'll see that I did these blocks, but as you can tell, I didn't do them correctly because I didn't watch the video, and today's my birthday, actually. And it's just been making me really sad, so I'm just gonna curl up on my hair to ruin my day pretty much. We are cutting off these locks and shaving our head. I hope it looks good. It's her birthday. There's a lot that could go wrong here, especially on your birthday. It's not fun to do bad things to your hair on your birthday, and then you feel ugly all day, and you just wanna like not be a person anymore. And you just wanna like go in the tub, I'll hold and bury yourself and cry. So hopefully it goes well. Oh, she's going for it. Oh, we did it. One down. Oh, it must be so stress relieving. Cut it off. Fun. Wow. Are you going crazy? She shook. I'm bald. I'm having a breakdown, but this is good. Listen, breakdowns are fun. You know, they're good. We need to categorize them. They're good. Breakdowns need to happen so that you can grow. You know? That's what I say. So I'm gonna bleach my hair in a few minutes once all this stuff gets here. Oh my God. The transformation that's already happening is so fun to watch. Look, this was just pissing me off. Like, if you guys didn't get to feel like sad, this was making me. Oh my God. I got way too much Botox last time I got it. And now I have no reactions. So if your job is to react to shit for a living, don't get too much Botox, is the moral of the story. So we are back a few days later. I did end up doing myself a favor that I regretted, but you know what, that's fine. Can we talk about the glow up that just happened before our eyes? She looks so good with no hair. What? I have some bleach, powder, and developer. And then I'm gonna down my hair, braids it, which might be a mistake, but we're gonna go for it. I wanted to let my hair grow out, because then that evolved. I tried this, like make it grow overnight thing. We are using 40 volume with lightener. Definitely not necessary. You could definitely get away with like 20, you know, I love 30 volume, but 20 volume could probably work for you because your hair is so short and you have all that heat from your scalp that will help process the lightener faster. So 40 is a bit much. Also in the scalp, it might hurt a lot. So hopefully you haven't washed your hair recently because that would be like, All right, I'm just gonna go for it, okay? So I'm just gonna go ahead and, should I get back to me? That is some watery bleach. Can we replay that here? Is that dripping? Is that dripping lightener? Let's mix up some thicker lightener next time. When you are doing things like this, you need it to be nice and thick, okay? Like, you want a creamy, thick, not watery. It'll dry out too fast and it will not process well. It's too late. Oh, we're going in with the lightener. So the look that I'm going for today is tennis ball sheet. Okay, I'm gonna take this all off. It's hot. You're very brave of lightening your hair without towel on your shoulders. I've never bleached hair. So this can turn out very interesting, very bad, very quickly. This is gonna look so fire. I have another violation and I'm gonna try to get the back of my hand as well as I can. Just don't miss a spot. If I'm missing a spot, don't laugh at me. We're missing a lot of spots. Okay. So I'm almost done covering all my hair. I'm just gonna go find the spots that I missed. So it's been about 30 minutes. Oh, it's looking a little yellow. And by a little yellow, I mean a lot, a lot, a lot of yellow. Also, if there's a splotch in the back of my head that isn't properly dyed, I don't wanna hear it. You're gonna hear it from me. Nobody asked me, but you're gonna hear it. I raised my hair. I toned it a little bit because it was very, very grassy. So I did, I made my own purple shampoo by putting a little purple dye and some shampoo. Okay, well, you could have skipped that step because you are doing green if I can remember correctly. And if you put green over yellow, it just makes it like even brighter green. So it's really fine. You don't need to have your hair be like super light and bright. This will still look incredible either way. I think I'm gonna go green for now and like a few weeks later, when my hair goes out a little more, I'll do pink because I didn't wanna dye my hair yet, but my hair feels grassy. Like it feels like, hey, it feels like really, it doesn't feel that bad, but it does feel like damn girl. It's time for the green. So I put a little bit of green dye in this little thing. This stuff is thick. Oh, it smells good though. Okay, so I'm gonna need a lot more. I feel like green is not a color a lot of people do. So like, I'm glad she's trying something out. That's like different than other people. Yeah, I think it'll be really cute. I'm gonna look like a tennis ball. I'm gonna shave a light into my head. We don't follow any rules. We go for it. We just go for things. And if we regret it later on, then that is on me. I caught me slipping. I did nobody else's fault. It's like slime green now. I'm so into it. Okay, so it said, process with heat. I'm just gonna put a bag over my head. Okay. Oh, whoa. Fish and eaters, you can see. She's glowing. It just keeps getting better and better. I wanna shave it. I wanna shave a line right here. Oh, oh, we're not done. We're about to shave it. I did film a part. I did film a part of me shaving. I shaved a little line. Yes, yeah. I like it. So that's the final, final look. Guys, can you believe this is the same girl that started this video? Like, let's get a side by side. Oh my God, the glow up. She looks so good. I love the shaved head. And I love the green. It looks exquisite. Like, bone apple teeth, amazing, fabulous. She is definitely living her extra life. And she is definitely giving. Giving, giving us all that we want in life. Those makeovers were fantastic. They look fine as hell. I love a good shaved head and a good hair color. Okay, today's Instagram shout out goes to Sidnes. Love you, Sidnes. She says she's been wanting to try a whole new look, but she doesn't know what to do, what route to take. She's had this length for a while, and while she loves it, she's not sure what else to do. Honestly, she's open to anything. So I think she should do something like this. This little kern-bang moment. You guys know I love a kern-bang. Also with these just like caramel-y brown highlights, blonde highlights, just multi-colored, multi-dimensional highlights going through, just to add a little pizzazz to the look, would not have a too like, boom. Like I want it just a little bit more. I want it just to give me a little bit more. I would think it would look fantastic. And if you end up doing it, let me know. I would love to see it. Make sure you guys check me out everywhere else. Here are my social media handles. Ah, go for it, whoa, yeah. If you'd like to check out my hair color or my hair care products, you can do so with the link down below, or go to xmondohair.com. If you'd like to check out more videos of me, here you go. Let's hang out more. You can also subscribe. 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