 No sign of civilization except for this water bottle that I've got two for a dollar. If he finds this video, the time you see this I might be dead. I'm actually live. What is up? Hello? Dude. What? Dean's World. Dude, look how insane this is. It's literally just like the game. It blows my mind. Look at all the NPCs. Everything dude. Dude, I fell off the bridge right here in the guy. Dude, everything is so expensive in California. Cheeseburger? Guess how much a cheeseburger costs, Chad? Yes. Well, we're lazy. 15.25. Can you believe that? Oh wait, no, that's for the combo. Oh, the burger itself is 6.50. Oh never mind, that's not that bad. All American, all beef, hot dog. Hell yeah, brother. The angry bird, real chicken, breast. Hell, I ain't no dead chicken. Excuse me, man. No problem at all. I love the new IRL setup though. This is the only problem? Lens. I need to get another wide angle lens. Get that? Gold. In Texas, you don't see people hanging out. Maybe you do. Maybe I don't. Maybe I bought some shorts. I bought some black kind of cargo shorts at Target. They're too small. Not waist. Vertically, they're too small. They come up over my knees and they're just like, it rides real hard. I don't like it. See, I don't normally pay with card. I don't trust the banks. Midskippers call them. About how long is the wait? 15 minutes? Yeah, I'm in Los Santos. I'm on the period. Where are you? Well, hell, listen, what the shit do you want me to do for you there? You think I'm gonna get you out of jail every damn time? It ain't gonna work like that. All right, we'll see you later. Don't send me damn kisses. Stop it. Listen, I know we're in Los Santos. We ain't in Texas no more, but listen, I get it. It's 2021, but hell, I don't roll that way. They just say 588. I'm 654. 532. These numbers don't make any sense. I'm trying to get me a heart stopper. Rim job. 654. Dude, what am I gonna do? 654 minutes. This meal better taste like $20. What is my receipt? I think I actually lost my receipt. I should box. Wait, why should I box? I should box a YouTuber. I should box a YouTuber. I should fight Tim the Tatman. Tim the Tatman, he's got a kid. So? No, he's got dad strength. That's when you really like what people ask. I gotta get a kid and then I can fight his kid. No, I'm not gonna fight Tim's kid. I'm gonna talk to you guys. Yeah, they were nice kids, Jack. Doesn't look good. Jack is a heart stopper. Also, another lesson. Always eat your fries first. The reason why you always eat fries first is the burger gets cold slower for one. The fries get cold faster. So you have to eat the fries first and the burger will still stay warm. But not only that, a burger can get a little bit colder and you're still good. For like a whole month I've been eating like complete garbage. You know what else is complete garbage? The change they just made. They're gonna end up doing same faction battlegrounds and wow, and classic. I actually do think they need to do something but there's basically no perfect solution and I think the one that they chose is probably the worst. You know what's crazy? How am I so good at everything I do? When God created humans, it's like a game of Madden and you have the stat points. Like strength, stamina, agility. All my stat points were 99. Good at wow, good at sports, good at real life, good at social skills, everything. Brick. Oh Jesus, I dropped my phone. Hold on. God forgot to give you a girlfriend. Girlfriends are a debuff. You know what's not a debuff? Crusader strike and seal of blood. A little family photo. So nobody said anything. I got this big ass cowboy hat. It's rigged. It's rigged. Ready? You have a dragon? A tiger? I'll get a tiger. That's one of the white Megazord. You guys gonna play us too? Yeah. I'll do five balls for each of us. It's two games. Let's hear it. One last one. Take it off. Take it back. You have to pop out, but that's how it works, Chad. That's life. Sometimes you have to fall, get back up. Sometimes you get back up without, but today I fell first. And then I learned the technique, the spin, and the roll. And that was good stuff. How am I going to put this thing? I just don't want to embarrass nobody. It's been, you look like an oil prince in LA. Dude, I'm like Eddie Murphy and coming to America. They should make it coming to America too. That's what they should do. They did? No, but they should do another coming to America too. What else they got here? Titty's tattoos. Oh, tacos. Hey, what's going on here? I love the fact that you always have about Jerry Springer. Thank you, sir. All right. Let's get this all started. You have to test here. She loves it. Keep it growing. Let's go. What time is it? Everybody say show time. What time is it? Show time! Ladies, what time is it? Show time! Fellas, what time is it? Show time! The boys just say turn up. Thank you, but I appreciate you, sir. Of course.