Draft Jimmer





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Published on Jun 15, 2011

Sorry I had to pull the video down for a little while to pull some footage out. Should be good now.

From the guys who brought you "Teach Me How To Jimmer," here is the follow-up called "Draft Jimmer"

1st Verse
Yes I'm that hack of all trades, yeah a champ of charades, can't believe teach me how to jimmer got so much play
Another Parody untouchable I'm touching it, shameless if it's hackable I'm definatley hackin it
Well... first he was at glens falls, then he went to provo 40,50 nifty with that shifty flow, now like
Danny Ocean and them cats in a casino, flipin time for sweet mooola makin with your boy uncle rico
A good fella like pesci and de niro, Harlines still open wait that's a different hero
James Taft in the NBA draft,(pause) gettin ready for some makin that insane cash
Ty and Kevin O'connor hot under the collar not a better time for drama, aint no baller been hotter
crossin fools like no other badda bing he's like butter, flowin like a globe trotter gotta get him get him gotta get

2nd Verse
Some be sayin he's too slow for that pro speed but I see him starting and Rick Reilly donating some of his proceeds
Draft him and you'll see, fans will pay through the nose for the seats that give a nose bleed
Even better than a Boller buckle up call, Jimmer for 3 and you'll see he's thrillin all of ya'll
Oooo scintilating dagger throwin filthy thief, emasculated ya, you lost your adams apple eve
Skills are a pain for ya, brain put a strain on ya, Donny Osmonds a card carryin member of Jimmer Mania
Solid as granite, best scorer on the planet, all the haters cant stand it tryin all of these silly antics-c'mon,
Common take a flier, use the pick make the hire, take the torch light the fire, yo Alema ain't a liar
Red and Blue will get together sing kumbaya, let's be honest even aggies do everyone of ya'll want Jimmer

3rd Verse
Don't have much melanin, cold blooded as a felon and he's gellin like dr shools, every seat will be sold
Like Moses the chosen one Jimmer's got us Jonesin son, Idol worship has begun Peralta said we should shun
Praise is thrown your way cause the way that you play, your range like ainge is strange 2 time zones away
Grown men are blushin, yes everybody's crushin, even that tall turkish fella and that tatted up russian
I don't advocate for mistakes, the process ain't painless, but our fate's at stake, don't be afraid to take greatness
So draft him, don't give us the shaft and ask for our cash then wonder why we dashed when instead of draftin an assassin you took a giraffe man.
Jimmers a winner a seratonin doctor, the rev says amen, so does benjamin sims walker,
Booner was right even white guys can't jimmer, no draft has been bigger so come on let's go get Jimmer

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