 All right, I got a good one for you. All right, let's hear it. Why did the tardy man stop to buy a clock? I don't know why the tardy man stopped to buy a clock. Cause you needed to buy a clock. Oh, that was horrible. And if you don't want to buy a clock, but you got enough time to build a clock, we did ours for 20 bucks. We're going to show you how we did it today. All right, for this project you're just going to need five one by fours. We cut all of our one by fours. Our longest one is 37 inches long. That's going to be our center. Then we made four 36 inch long ones, a 30 something, 30. We're going to put all the measurements down below. We're kind of figuring it out on film. We'll make plans in the end and attach those down below or unless you're on Facebook up above. Kim wants a 36 inch clock. So we're going to take a piece of scrap wood that's about 19 inches long. We're going to put two holes in it, 18 inches apart. And we're going to use this as our compass. First, we're going to find the pretty side of each board. All right, we put all of our pretty faces down. Now we're going to find the center of the center board. I'm going to take a little two inch screw, probably through the hole. I'm using a flat pencil. So I didn't draw a second hole. I just measured 18 inches down. I'm going to lay the pencil against the... All right, all of our boards fall within the circle. Now we're going to give them some glue, tack them with some tack strips that we cut to be 36 inches long. All right, we're going to glue the 36 inch long tack pieces. We're going to lay those down, put them in with an inch and a quarter brad nail. And then we're going to flip it over, draw the circle on the outside, and then do the cut. I'm dripping glue everywhere. Well, I'm talking. And that is losing it. Hmm. Is that a circle? All right, time to tack it down. All right, now we're going to flip it and draw our circle on the outside so that we cut it out with the jigsaw. Almost done. Almost done. All right, let's find the center of the center board again. All right, we're going to draw the circle on the front. We have our circle drawn. I think the hands are going to be too small. My hands are too small. I think I got baby hands. I might have to order some bigger hands. Big cut with some baby hands. Cut out with the jigsaw. Now it's time to sand the edge. And we're going to try to get up to that pencil line. Keep it nice and round. All right, we're just going to sand around the edge. We're going to use a belt sander. I love this freaking thing. Works quick. Yes, it's amazing. I'm just going to get the side, and Kim's going to spin it for me. That's the plan. Woo-hoo, mom. So our circle's been cut, sanded, and sanded. We're going to stain it. All right, now it's time to put the white border around our clock. We're going to leave a natural edge. We're going to have a five-inch white border that the Roman numerals or the numbers will go in. And then we want the center natural again. But what I've done for my compass, I've drilled a hole in one end for a screw. And then I drilled two holes on the other end. Five inches apart that the pencil fits in. And we're going to draw a line. We're going to tape it off, draw a line, and cut it off. All right, we're just going to put the pencil in there. Now we'll go to the outside. All right, now we're going to tape it off around that line that we just drew. Now I'm going to draw another line. Now we're going to cut it out. Tape it off, drew the lines on the tape. Now we're going to cut it out. First, I'm going to try something. I'm going to try putting the X-Acto knife in the jig I just made. Let's see if it works. We'll leave that attached until I'm sure that I cut all the pieces. The circle's been cut out. Now we're going to paint it. Two minutes, and then we'll peel the tape off. We're going to peel the tape off and see what kind of ring we got. I hope it's a ring like Uranus. Perfect. So we're going to take some time and make it look old. We're going to make it look a little distressed. Now it's time to drill the hole and add the clock bits. So we tried to get them at Michael's and Lowe's and Home Depot, but they all had these same little ones. We wanted some bigger ones, so we got them off of Amazon. Some big hands. We're just following the instructions for the clock bits and pieces. All right, place the plastic washer over the shaft. Insert the shaft through the hole in the clock surface. Plate brass washer over the shaft. Attach dial fixing, brass hex nut, our hand, the hand. Wait a minute. Brass cap. How hard does it go? I guess that's it. That's what our clock's looking like so far. Now we're going to glue our numbers on, and that's it, right? Man, time flies. Time to put the numbers on. We gave it a quick wet down so there's no dust. I'm going to put some glue in this and I'm going to paint the glue on the numbers, and I feel like you've got a straighter eye than I do, so I'm going to paint the numbers, hand them to you, and you will place them on the clock. So if they're crooked, I can yell at you later. Oh, so it'll be my fault? If we're late, it's going to be my fault. All right, so if we're late from now on, my fault. So we were going to flip a coin about which letter we went with, but we let you guys vote, and you guys voted to go with these flat black ones. It's the time. It's time to get ill. Holy crap, that's a good-looking clock. Six dollars in parts, and like, somewhere around there. We did it all for under 20 bucks, and we ended up buying two clock pieces, so not bad. If you enjoyed watching us make our clock, why don't you like, subscribe, hit that bell, or that bell. One of these bells will do something, and that will notify you of our new episodes on Wednesdays and Fridays. Hit one of these bells. 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