 I brought stuff to do, a full face of makeup. I brought my hair straightener. How many things do you have? Okay, so let me guess what these are for. Okay. This is a... Don't, don't read it. He's reading the little ones. No, no, I was looking at the tip. So this is a, a brush for your teeth. So that whitens your teeth. No. No? This is a, Oh, I know what this is. You put it on your mustache to like... You can? Thicken your mustache. No, it doesn't thicken. Oh. Eyebrows? Yes! Oh, really? It's for your eyebrows. Nice. Okay, eyebrows. So here's this one. This one's for your eyebrows. No, it's for your, it's eyeliner. Oh, eyeliner. Okay, what do you think this is? It's for your... It's squishy. It's squishy. What do you think it's for? Clean your ears? No. Second guess. Clean your nose. No. Clean your face? No. Oh, oh, oh. This, what this does is it balances the makeup on... It's only $5. It's gonna make it an even coat. And then if you, if you try to get the makeup off, you have a wedge and you scrape it off. No. Okay, well it's a beauty blend. I use it for powders sometimes. I don't smoke. Oh, I'm sorry. What do you think this is? Don't read it. Don't read it. Well, honestly, I see the poor festival and I still don't know what that is. Is this for acne? No. I mean, it's hairspray. No, it's for your face, but what does it do? It just makes your face smell good? Yes, no. Makes your face wet? No. I mean, yes, but no. Okay, so it's not for your face. Oh, instead, it fills in your pores. In your pores. No. So nothing else gets inside your makeup. No, no. I mean, I'm sure you know what this is. This is, you know what this is. Everyone knows what that is. How do you know? This is, when you're doing your makeup, you look at this. No, there's no mirror in there. Oh, I thought they just look at it. Someone said that's a compass. This is eyeshadow? No. Eyeliner? No. I think it's pink. Think. Lip balm? No. The gloss? No. Lipstick? No. Lip pad? No. Blush? Yes. Oh, I looked at it with the cheeks, I lied. Why do you have so many ketchup packets? I collect them. When I order Chick-fil-A, I get those cakes because those are like the best convention in the world, aren't they? You can just like squeeze these directly into your mouth. Wait, do you eat ketchup like that? Why do you eat ketchup like that? It's good. Just tomatoes. Yeah, and vinegar. Yeah, it tastes good. Before we get started, you're gonna wanna wash your face just like it makes it easier to put them in. Oh yeah, okay. Okay, now that he's gone, I can eat my ketchup without judgment. They'll be showing this on the before part of a cereal. What, just because I squirt ketchup directly in my mouth? I'm gonna be hearing about this from once now, I just know it. Okay, so while you were in the bathroom, I was discussing options. I could give you something like very neutral, like something that like maybe like a Twitch girl would wear, or we can give you the whole fucking rainbow on your eyes. Or I can make you into a goth emo girl. I mean, if you don't know, we can let chat pick. I mean, let's do a chat once. Chat once, emo is ugly. Okay, thanks. Okay, okay. I feel like I'm going to be put on a list for watching this. Yes. What kind of list? We're not doing anything wrong. This is primer. It goes on before the makeup. It like protects your skin and it just makes it look better. And it's just all over. Okay. US Fondo. So there is one problem to start this out. Oh, this does make your face smell good though. So my skin tone is like- It's close. You're gonna look like a, like a geisha. But I mean, that's like okay, right? Hey, it's 2022. You know, I don't normally swim that way, but I'm really good friends with Austin. Can you like look up, but like just with your eyes? Yeah. Okay. Open or close? Open. So this might be kind of scary with like someone's fingers coming close to your eyes, but I swear I'm very professional and proficient. I've been doing this for years. I've been wearing makeup since middle school. Yeah, for you. Yeah, for me. And it is a lot harder to put makeup on other people's faces, a lot easier to fuck up, but I have confidence in my ability. Hey, this is my foundation tone. Oh God! But- It's like way too light. I can't see because when I look over here, I can only see the side of my face. So I look over here. Here, here, here. Oh. Oh my gosh. My plan was to basically, I'm trying to come up with like a kind of like a getup, like a makeup everything that I can put on and wear like every day. So that- Makeup every day? Yeah, because I want to do something to wear so my wife, right, she divorced me in my actual life. She divorced me and that stupid bitch of a judge. She gave her the kids. Cause I don't have a job, they said. Yeah. So the only way that I can both get a job to prove income and see my kids is actually if I disguise myself as a woman. Oh. And then I work as their nanny cause she works. Right. Yeah, she works. She met another guy already. Oh wow, that was fast. Oh yeah. Check this out. He drives a Benz. Dude, is this how hairdressers feel? Yeah. Good one. He drives a Benz and I saw his hood ornament. I saw his hood ornament and I actually ripped it off. Oh wow. Guy's compensating anyway. It's a little too light, but uh. It looks like the count. Okay, so you might not want to bring it on and do this. Don't breathe. His powder, yeah. Wait, it's best? Yeah. To inhale it? Yeah. Okay. His neck is a lot darker. He's putting foundation down there down. I mean, we could put foundation on your neck but I mean then the problem is like, well then now his arms don't match but I could put it on the neck. I'm gonna put it on his arms. And it's like, oh his feet don't match. I'm gonna look like a GTRP model when like someone's making a custom model in their architecture thing. All right, it's supposed to be open or closed for us. Coach, we got a big opener coming up this week. Thanks. And you're doing awesome. Are you our coach or the damn cheerleader? Get back to the book. True. Yeah, it's better than what I'm having my makeup normally done by myself. Yeah. It looks like you're getting ready for your open casket funeral. But hopefully considering this sub-a-thon will probably last the rest of your life. Also Majora's coffin. True. Yeah, good job. They used to from the man's dreams. They've been training for this their whole life. But where are you trying to get? Oh, I'm putting eyeshadow under your eye. Nice to meet you. What? He's crossing his eyes. No, I'm trying to... Oh yeah, oh I am trying to... What? Cause I'm close to your eye. If you've never had your makeup done much, it is scary. How do you look up without opening your mouth? Just look up? It's super hard. Like... I want to shout it out. They're just like trying it out their computers now. Everyone's looking up. Can you guys not do that? Like... Like Christy. Okay. Close, close, close. Build with regret or are you like feeling like you're becoming your true self? I'm thinking I don't know how I got this position. How has my life gotten to this point? I should have just played Majorans. His fan looking like every grandma that ever walked out of a free L'Oreal sample sale. He's got winged eyeliner now. That's been as disgusting. Thanks, ma'am. The e-mail look is coming along. So, when can we order the bath water? Old Business Venture. It's old bath water. Oh, God. Yeah, I've been saving it for three years. Oh, God. That's worth more. It's been simmering. It's fermented. Ew! It's like wine. To have your eyes open while I'm coming out of your eye with this thing and if you're not comfortable with that, it's fine. Okay, I got this. You got this? Okay. Oh, God. He's fucking scared. I can tell. Okay. Eyes are like twitching. Okay, you're doing great. You did fantastic. Do your eyes feel weird? Oh, like burning? Yeah. Wait, they're burning? Wait, that's not good. Amir should have read the ROTK contact. It allows Miles Keefe to stay with me at all contact. No, it's just not supposed to be burning. Are you allergic to it, maybe, or something? Oh, God. Only the throngs survive. Wait, is it really, really bad or just uncomfortable? It is fine. Oh, God. It's not supposed to burn. Are we fine? Please fix the right wing. Dude, when you say fix the right wing, I'm not even joking. I think of Star Fox 64 like I need to repair my wing. I was thinking of the song stream when you said that. So this blends my normal eyelashes into the fake ones? Yes, you know shit. Okay, I'm gonna do it on the bottom now. This might be kind of this. Dude, you're doing the girl bottom eyelash face. That's actually a thing that a lot of girls do is they go like... Really? See, that's what I was saying. How do you open your eyes out? Miles looks like he just got a reality TV show where he beats up his dad. But it's a thing a lot. What's up? Hit replace you, man. Really? We're so much fun. Thanks, man. I gotta go. I have an OTK meeting. I'm probably gonna shoot for too long, bro. Man, sounds good. Guys, you're gonna take a shift. I gotta go to OTK meeting. I'll be back in 18 hours. Yo, some guys. We're getting back at the outer ring for a while. Yeah, so anyway... 168 hours? Oh, yeah, yeah. At least I do like my... Oh, man, a little bit. But you look so pretty right now. Wait, open my other nose. Well, like just like parted, like not like white. Yes, good. Okay, so what you're gonna do now is just go like... You look beautiful. Hank. Okay. Huh? Close your eyes. Close your eyes. It burns. No, it doesn't. Stop complaining. Uh, I'm gonna keep the makeup on, I guess. I'm talking about sleep. This is what women get through every day. Am I bolding or is like all hair like that? Like what? Like here. Yeah, really thick hair, actually. I just feel like there's a little bit here that's like a little bit like getting, you know, or is that normal? Yeah, it's normal to have like thinner patches around your hair line. Maybe. See, I have issues. Esfan left me alone in his room for five minutes and I'm literally just cosplaying. I'm Tyrone and fuck the NFL and its fans for doubting the Texans. Coach Emmy is going to take us to the super long dick style. Looks good. Thank you. I think of my skirt. Whoa! That's awesome. Thank you. Chad, what do you think? Did Emmy do a good job? Which one? Rock band? Yeah. So rock band? Rock band. Which one? Rock band.