 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and today we're playing Deal or No Deal, the game show show which is famous for appearing on the Wii. I would assume. I've not had the greatest run in game shows. Name? A yellow fruit. Orange. I'm sure this will go a whole lot better. The premise is a lot simpler. I don't have to use that one brain cell of mine. It's already overclocked. It's gonna burn out soon. I'm just like, please don't let this game use motion control. Just let me hold it sideways. Some games make me use it and it serves no purpose. It's just annoying. Oh my god, I can use my me? Turk. I'm pretty sure Turk would show up at the show and the host would go, uh, no deal. And just walk away. Wait, who's that? I'm Howie Mandel. Oh, thank you. Thank you for letting me know. It's Howie Mandel. All right. It does vaguely look like him. Then again, it's just an old bald dude. It's like you want my subreddit used to be just tons of old gray haired males and everyone going, it's Jim Pickens. Who are all of you? Aren't my friends supposed to come with me in all the cases? I do not have this many friends. And if I did, they wouldn't look like that. Hello, ladies. Okay. Oh, I love that. Why? Why do you love that? That was the creepiest thing I've ever seen. And I've seen Turk. He's looking a bit pale though. It must be the studio lights. They dull them up and make up. But then they realize nothing can fix this. Pick a case. Wait, I've never played this before. I don't know how, but really you're making me use the motion controls. All right. All right. This one looks the most psychotic and probably the most relatable person to me there. So I'll pick them. This is the worst thing ever. Not even the worst game, just the worst thing ever. It's just all over the place. Like these girls look psychotic. The audience look like demons. Howie Mandel looks like a bobblehead. And Turk looks like Turk. We'll have to move further back because this feckin' motion control. Why? Why do I have to use motion controls for this? What is the fun in this? Open the case. Is that good? Okay. Well, she seems happy about it. So I assume she's looking out for my best interest. Okay. I'm getting rid of cases now. All right. I see. I've not seen the show. I'm afraid. Okay. I got to open four more. It's really off-putting that they all look almost the exact same. And they all wear that stupid dress. Do you think they all showed up and they were like, Oh my God. Well, one of us is going to have to change it. They all just wore it by accident. Open the case. Yes. That's one dollar out of there. Now all I need is the penny. And I'm pretty sure my prize at least will not be in coins. Stupid music when I'm just trying to get the motion controls to work. Do you want me to leave the room like what? How do I get this to work? Jesus Christ. How fair do I have to be? Oh my God. Oh, wait. Wait, it's got it. Oh, I found the sweet spot. Come on, Abby. What do you got for us? Yes. Abby was always a good one. Used a little bit too much hairspray. It's very stiff back there. There's no movement at all, but always a good person. Look at his hands as well. What is wrong with them? Like he's enough problems. He doesn't need a hands like that. Well, who would be calling me at this hour? Hello. Oh, wait. No, it's calling Howie Mandel. Probably to offer him another Wii game. New offer? 71,000. Honestly, I probably just take it, but I'm going to say no deal. I'm in this to win it. I'm in to get the top prize or else go home with nothing. Yes. At least someone clap. Howie, please. Don't just sit there judging him. You have to open up five more cases. Oh my God. This is so stressful. How the hell am I supposed to get through this? Like I have to get five more cases open. Does Howie Mandel have a cameo? Can I get him to give me some words of encouragement at least? God damn it. Know Howie Mandel. We got an Alex Mandel. Who's a YouTube star? Pathetic. Jake Paul costs 920 euro just to wish you good luck on the Wii and deal or no deal video game might be worth it. No, I can't. I can't. I've been looking for like 10 minutes. I cannot decide. They're either too expensive. I don't have a second clue who they are. I'm seeing Jim Pickens up here, but he's kind of expensive. I want Gilbert Gough. It's so bad, but he's way too much. So I'm afraid that I have to settle on real life Peter Griffin to wish me luck. I shouldn't say settle. I he deserves better than me. Honestly. He's the one settling for me. All right. Let's hit him up and ask him for some good luck. Here's a guy when I realized Peter Griffin here wishing the best of luck to Kevin and your partner Terg on the show deal or no deal. It's freaking sweet. And Kevin, I heard that you do a mean Joe Swanson impression. So if you ever feel in crippled and thirsty, why don't you come down to the clam? Have you portucket pets? Freaking sweet. Hey, Peter. Thanks for the lock with the lock of Peter Griffin. Maybe my second remote will work. Open the case. Yes. Thank you, Peter. No, no. Come on. That's the first one I've taken from the right column. I'm pissed. You know what? Stop clapping. Why are you clapping this? This is bad for me. Open the case. Peter, what have you done? Open your case. Yes. The penny's gone. No loose pocket change for me. All right. I'm getting a phone call again. Fantastic. Well, it's through a middleman, but he really wants to talk with me, which is nice. I, you know, I'm just saying I don't usually have phone calls. It's nice that people check in on me. 118,000. You must be joking me. No deal. Not even tempting. Look at him. He's like, he doesn't care at all. Once again, Terg is just happy to be there. He doesn't care what he wins. I want to start getting rid of some of the edge cases. I think they're, they're bad news. Get rid of 14 there. If I can click on it. What do you got for me? Open the case. Oh, go fuck yourself 14. I always hated you. You know, you are my least favorite person up there. I was saying that earlier to Howie, cause me and Howie get on really well and we were both trash talking to you and, and just how terrible of a person you are. You're five minutes of fame are over. Open the case. I fucking lied. Everyone hates you. Howie was saying that you are. I'm not even going to say it. All right. Howie was fired up when he said it. He was pissed off. That's my million dollars gone. All right. I'm changing my strategy. Get rid of everyone in the middle. Keep the edge cases. Open the case. Why is Terg okay with that 300,000 just left the game? And he's like, not bad. Oh, don't even fucking call me. I don't want to talk to you. I want to be alone right now. Okay. Oh God, it sounds serious. Is he okay? Offer went down. Of course it did. This is the lowest offer we've had. Pissed off. Honestly, I'm, I hate to do this because I really don't like shifting the blame, but I have to blame Peter. Music that plays, but no one's clapping because it's probably a stupid decision. Three cases to open and three that aren't on the edges. We're getting rid of all of them folks. Open the case. Howie said some bad stuff about you too. I, I didn't want to out him or anything, but it's, it's pretty self-explanatory. What he, what he said. You're just a terrible person. One more case. All right. I may as well just stick to my, my strategy here and get rid of number eight. Open the case. Okay. At least there's that. Okay. That's not too bad. I mean, it's pretty fucking horrible, but it's not like the worst thing that could have happened. He's probably calling just a gloat. Hello. That turk guy is mighty, but give him some hints. Howie hit no deal. I'm a strong and empowered Turk and I don't need no banker. What have you ever done for me bankers cause the 2008 financial collapse? Yeah, that's right. I hold a grudge. All right. Two as in too bad for you, Mr. Banker man. This is going to be one of the lowest left on the, the table steps thing. Yes. See, I know what I'm talking about it. What do you think is going to happen? I think he's going to offer me something huge and he's going to call me handsome again. Really? Wait, his offer went down. Why? Can you not see that? I'm a strong independent turk who don't need no banker. The audience and how we are just concerned like the music still upbeat like, yeah, you're doing it. Go on. You're a strong independent turk. But the audience is like, dude, you should, you should take that. All right. Let's enforce social distancing here. We'll get rid of six as in six feet apart. What do you got for me? Open the case. Yes. Yes. Social distancing is the answer to everything. I was doing it way before it even became a thing. Like I was social distancing before it was popular. Not by choice, but you know, or the bankers calling again, the banker has offered you another financial collapse. No, I don't think I'll accept that. He's having a bit of a mental breakdown here. He does not understand turk strategy. No deal. No matter what you offer me, you can offer me a million and there's only 750 on the board. And I'll still say no. I want to find out what's in my box. All right. What light get rid of? I'm thinking 25 as in the age when my life started to go downhill. Open the case. Oh, God damn it. Did I say 25? I meant five. Five is when I started to go downhill. I don't even bother ringing me. What's the point? Oh, Jesus. Now I think he's dancing up there. I turned down the deal in the whole crowd. Oh, they're upset. All right. Let's go with number five as in the place this game would place on a list of the top 10 Wii games of all time. Open the case. Oh, sweet Jesus. Don't clap for that. No, that's not okay. That's not okay at all. Okay. So I'm either going home with $400, $500 or $100,000. Okay. 21 as in how many people are in the audience? Open the case. Yes. Okay. Great. Okay. Now it's a 5050. I could either win big money or small money. Why is he still calling? Why are we still playing this game banker? I clearly don't want to talk to you. 53,000. Imagine being in that actual situation like a 5050. No, the crowd must think I'm a freaking lunatic. Yeah. Just silence. I think I heard a tumbleweed or two past seven is one of my favorite numbers. It's definitely in the top 10, but at the same time, I'm really, really committed to my box. We spend a lot of time together and I don't think I can swap it for anything in the world. No swap. Well, God damn it. Um, I've changed my mind. I would like to, uh, I'd like to get my prize and change please. So it'll appear like it's more substantial. Why is Derek celebrating? He just lost $100,000 and won 400 and he's gone nuts. He's like, yeah, 400 bucks. That's 400 reasons to be happy. Well, that was an immense disappointment and play again. No deal. I'm out. It is minigames. Push your luck sharp shooter and blackjack. Why does dealer no deal on the we have blackjack? Ready, set and draw. What is this? I suppose to shoot in cases. Okay. This is where I draw the line. You know, maybe we can come to a deal that you're allowed to exist, but I will never play you again. How about that for a deal? All right, we're going to end it there. My game show hopes are just dashed. I'm afraid this was an immense disappointment. What I hope you enjoyed. I hope this inspired you to go out and buy the game for yourself. What? What a, what a hoot. Yeah. Thank you very much for joining me. If you want to see more of me, I post every single day and I also stream over on Twitch. The link for that is in the description. But yeah, other than that, I'll just say appreciate watching and I hope to see you next time. Bye for now.