 Hello, and welcome. My name is Glassfoot, and this is a new series that I'm going to start That I don't really know what I'm going to call, but it's basically dumb shit that I've seen in D&D or D&D tales kind of though that is taken by progered So I have no clue what I'm gonna call this because I don't want to seem like I'm ripping someone off But basically this is gonna be tales from games that I have played of Dungeons and dragons either where I was the dungeon master and saw this crap happen or Games that I was like a player and saw something happen or something directly happened to one of my characters that I Was not too happy with the outcome Now the reason that I'm doing a D&D series As many of you know, I am a massive fan of D&D. I have a Video I think I called D&D character tales the story of Rissak Something along those lines Rissak was my first character. He is effectively a half-orc version of Aragon from Lord of the Rings Yes, I did that because I wanted to if you haven't noticed I have a D20 Tattooed on my right arm. These are all of my D&D books in my comics But look at all of these D&D books. I have quite a few I have D&D Beyond where I have pretty much every source book on there. I I just love Dungeons and Dragons pretty much as a whole and I Kind of just wanted to make a series about that but uh, yes, but anyway, so the first story that I'm going to tell you is How my players took over a town and Named it Balaké so The first game that I ever DM'd that wasn't a one-shot kind of so the first technical game that I DM'd was Tales from the Yawning Portal The Sunless Citadel, I think I ended up running that for about two to three sessions I can't specifically remember how long I ran that one But that was kind of a dip my toes in the water See if I enjoyed DMing see if I was at a good at it, which my friends thought I was so then I ran Curse of Strahd for my group of friends that we were playing at the time This included my buddy Zach, my buddy Jacob, and my buddy Justice Those are the three mains that could consistently make it to play. But anyway, we started Strahd You know the typical start to Strahd they got stranded they ended up going through a bunch of stuff But eventually they came to the town of Balaké When they get to the town of Balaké with V They instantly start making the joke and calling it Balaké You know in reference to the Keempeel sketch subs to teacher Anyway in this town they find out that the leadership is Corrupt they find out that people are being very mistreated There there was a high risk of death if you go against what the Burgamaster or the mayor is saying and so they resolve to solve the issue By taking over the town and running it themselves They literally the first thing they do after deciding this is they go to the Burgamaster's place and befriend him Because the Bard who was being played by my friend Zach the Bard Made a polka suit out of instruments that he stole from another dude and Played bohemian polka Part of me wishes I was making that up, but it's so funny That I couldn't read that like he rolled natural 20 and so I it had to succeed I Couldn't make it fail. It was really funny But anyway after they figured out they're playing a little bit more and they snuck in I can't remember exactly what they did They either put shards of glass into a piece of meat or they poison a piece of meat and threw it over so the Mastiff's ate it and then they died Yep That happened that was Yep Anyway, they proceeded to sneak into the house Where they just kept sneaking through they managed to not get caught by any guard because the damn rogue had like The best stealth you could possibly imagine I think the low lowest he could have possibly rolled was like a 13 and that was on our natural one Seriously, like the rogue was insane, but they crept through the house They ended up finding where the burgermeister was like where he and his wife slept and they kind of just they snuck up They slit the guy's throat sneak up on the wife Managed to wake her up. I can't remember why and then she screams instantly Guards run fight ensues, you know that whole thing they they make their way through They just continue to make the way through the house They find the Sun in the attic and they're like You're working for us now as a mage And he's like okay as long as I get to keep practicing my mage They're like deal and they find out that he has an incomplete teleportation circle We're like we're using that as an execution circle. He's like What they're like we're doing it and they're like, okay Because you know they managed to intimidate him enough fucking paladin grumps. Anyway um but you know They find the bodyguard and the Bard Murders him as hard as he possibly can just all of the murder Because our Bard had managed to seduce and end up in a relationship with the girl that Strad wanted And he found out that this guy had a bunch of toys a bunch of dolls of his girlfriend and so he kind of murdered him Very harshly. This is what he did He hung the guy and then wrote a suicide note saying that he killed the entire Burgamized family and then himself because the guilt of what he did got to him Let let that sink in He wrote a suicide note for someone he had just killed So that he could convince the town that this guy killed himself Yeah, that happened That's that's the funniest one in my opinion like that that personally for me. It was the funniest possible shit. Oh Yeah, oh man. It was great. He then managed to convince the entire town that this happened Got himself elected mayor, which he renamed the 8 a run The exit the uh, I think assistant became the D nice the executioner became the j. Quellen He counts there is a town council now called the town council of the Oshak, Hennessy Whilst editing this I realize I forgot to mention they changed the name of the town officially to the town of Balak a All right back to the video and After defeating Strad they took over his castle and renamed it the castle Rion secret I Wish I was joking But no that happened my characters are morons But my players are just anyway That's what I have now I hope you guys enjoyed this random assortment of thoughts almost that tried to congeal itself into a story if this video Worked out you will probably see this if not I'm gonna end up re-recording It's until I like how the story goes that is what I'm going to do Anyway, if you enjoyed the video and would like to see more videos from me You know hit the subscribe button and leave a like and a comment that helps me out with the algorithm If you'd like to follow me on Twitter or Instagram links to both of those are gonna be in the description down below as always If you'd like to see that other D&D video that I talked about I'm gonna leave a link to it right there or right there I don't know which one yet some other video of mine is probably gonna be right there and Yeah, that's all I have for now guys Have a great day and as always peace out