 As a new principal of this school, I'm going to implement some new rules. And boy will every student enjoy them. Rule number one, we start school at... whenever a.m. Actually, no. P.M. Whatever means you decide when you come to school. You have to show up, though. This is school. It's serious. Rule number two, lunch breaks are whenever you want. I am installing barbecue grills in every classroom. It's gonna be a sausage party. That sounded wrong. Rule number three, you can sit next to whoever you want. I know in most classes, you can already do that. But now, you can sit next to your crush. It's a must, okay? We don't only give knowledge, we also give opportunities. Rule number four, we have exams, but you grade them yourselves. Objectively, please. Your future is literally in your hands. Unless you have no hands, in which case we call it x-hands. The term that I just made up. Easy, funny, think about your future. Rule five, you can bring your own gaming chair. We study better when it's comfortable. Rule number six, don't find excuses to get out of class. Just do it, just get out, it's fine. But stay in school. Rule number seven, your mom. I'm a very funny principal. Rule number eight, joke all the time. I like that. Farting cushion on the teacher's chair. Strawberry jam in the tissues. A kick me sign on the teacher's back. I'm all for it. And if the teacher asks, hey, what's that? You answer your mom. Easy, funny, think about your future. Rule number nine, respect all of your teachers, please. Very important, no insults, no bad words. Don't be mean. The max joke limit is your mom. Easy, funny, think about your future. Rule 10, phones are required. Not allowed, required. Require, choir. Take stories of everything and post it. This way, you share the knowledge to more people. Especially your mom. Easy, funny, think about your future. I think these changes will do us good. What do you think? I think it's good. And I think you should get out of my principal's chair and go back to class. Like a normal student. Yes, sir. And regarding my ideas. It would technically qualify as excrement. But thank you. Can I have my chair? And my jacket. And my underwear. And my bra. Thank you. Go back to your class, please. Oh, I got expelled a long time ago. I was just trying to find a new job. No, you have a great future ahead. Really? Yeah, just not here.