 This shit gonna sound crazy, but 2020 been the longest goddamn year It's been 2020 for about four goddamn years I don't fuck with this shit at all. What's that man? None of the shit that happened in 2020 Yeah, this was this one of years you don't recap You don't recap this year my nigga that shit ain't go Oh We I'm ready to get this motherfucker on about it here, man Shit what's when is 21 gonna do though? As you said 2020 2000 and 20 2000 and the year like a desert 2000 Yeah Desmond would have been 2,000 point it's like you counting in Portuguese But you really wanted a decimal because that's a whole another dimension. I don't even want this shit to come back ever again in life No, if it was like a 2,000 point 20, you like yeah, that's not like a fuck though Yeah, remember the old news show 2020. Yeah Remember all they talked about was death and disaster That's what the show is about 2020 on this episode of 2020 Can I get one of your Yeah, it's small. Oh, yeah If you be the thing if I'm gonna get that up out of to it, I think that'd be Hey, you go cat. I want one of them shucks. That's nothing about 2020 We ain't get to see none of the ladies do they think I'm talking about none. We miss sundress season We miss pool party season We miss day I'm just saying you had to risk it it wasn't worth the risk this year Yeah, go outside and live See this Made me want to go to pull up It was like little cheap Right cheek It was like left cheek Right, don't bite me I want to take it bracelet. Oh, I want to shine brightly. Oh, let me go. I might be I mean, I miss when you come in after so may whip in why you party Oh, she had that big old ass with the sundress look like two niggas are Right behind Make a nigga want to hit the grinder. Oh, that's when you put your dick on the booty Do real circles while you grind? Everywhere I go I try to find I'm a freak looking for vagina But I'm just looking yeah, some of these hoes panties be cooking. Yeah, you gotta watch. Yeah Because they don't watch them And you will end up on the new telling everybody that you got it. Ooh, ooh that you got it You don't want to be him. No, no Cuz you're gonna have that bump on your lip and we gonna see it y'all There you go You know Hey, y'all When that shit on your lip everybody don't eat that eat that I'm a passionate weep like no, my nigga. You can go ahead and keep that You gonna smoke by yourself Try to smoke it on the right, but the bump right there on the motherfucking left Right now And it is just floppy floppy Drop it got it damn bitches like Miss them sun dresses man these bitches used to wear them shit so often Leave a nigga coffee When you hit it from the back the back bitch frying chicken in the sun dress man It's still don't know how to act don't know how to act y'all Damn, I missed that sundress son. Yeah, y'all That was really my only reason For going outside when the sun go down want to ride in the old school Oh, it's cool. Oh, it's gonna meet something that she wanna smoke and hey, I hope she's so cool So cool, so cool chicken it old school y'all y'all like a nigga be doing Man, I made a miss the summer because all them hoes was giving up the children So I'm on fire So I'm be must Yeah, wake up. They don't need watch they face. They crust Oh But ain't gonna laugh from the hood. I like a busty. Okay It lay let me see them by your feet if it does We're no flip-flops from that dollar store. Yeah dollar when they got a feet done You don't need post even where them no more. Mm-hmm. Yeah, they thin yeah She gonna wear them bitches again. Yeah talking about I'm just going to the store and I'm running, right? I can't stand stand but then again, I kind of like Especially when they get the argument all the time on Facebook talking about who want to fight Yeah, I tried to take you to church. I'm trying to tell you to class be But she's like why not pass it to you? I ask it for money. I ain't really got no money I'm like bitch you a dummy sit down girl. You ain't fun Hey Fuck around the smack Fuck around the baptize you fuck around realize Wait a minute, let me go ahead and drop this plug. Yeah, you got suspended from your church So man for love Only one real soon for the strippers and the thugs. Yeah, it don't start to twelve o'clock and you can bring your drug That's kill that's kill. We kill all that We got this thing this is this is a farewell episode 2020 Listen, I was on my young niggas shit. I was this young niggas shit fuck 2020 man, but you know, we was a whole another shit Oh, yeah, we got those so 2021. It just sound futuristic. So she got to be 2020 gonna be one of them year when you six to you a black man. You remember we made it through 2020 You know everybody 2020 what's fucked up a little bit about it there a little bit of something everybody got the fuck on in 2020 Somebody you don't even know. Oh motherfuckers scared the hell out of me What I'm gonna hit me time. I mean Joe Clark that I said nigga not Morgan Freeman. No, I don't know Don't play like that We thought he had been dead Since he came out It was a movie in 1952 In elementary school And they could look like the PE teacher when he was in elementary school. Hello. My name is Morgan. I'm new here I go to this school. I'm seven years old I like to make cookies That day for Oh Was born in 1937 who Morgan Freeman was born in 1931 My dad had me even sister one Morgan Freeman like He would fit a few fifty-four then Half a century old ass nigga. That's You really alleged to be in 1931 the motherfucking tires had wood in them You had a wagon wheel He was on the Oregon trail Nigga peppermint was the best candy out It was new peppermint was new Hey man, they got the game on lock What about the caravan of the gold car? It was just peppermint's limiter The gold car of the caravan give me your caravan candy, man He ain't got number three black people ate chocolate two times a year christmas and birthday One family one bar time has passed Niggles wearing suits for real back being because you want to look like something now. You can't even find a suit That's back. It was It wasn't no niggas then It was on the colored people in negroes negroes colored people and uh Whatever else they came up with to call us Militos I wish I would I wish I would have been here with the job turkey steak I would I would slap a nigga and bring my hand back. Let me tell you something Now I don't want to hit you Come on, I'll hit you Give him a knife. Give him a knife. Hey, that's what fights used to be like this. You heard what dc did He slapped frid down at the pool hall slapping three times before we hit the ground But our fight stories ain't never gonna be like our daddy and our uncle Man, your brother had my brother had to come down there and stop me from killing that nigga Man, I had my pistol right there in my mother fucking pocket, man I sat right there for I don't have waiting on this. I was gonna kill that man. Look at my gun jam You got to ask old people about old story. I ain't you you don't know how dancing your people is unless they tell you Like I didn't know I had religious in my family, bro You gotta ask you gotta talk to the ancestors ask them about the people before that ain't no more And you'd be like, oh this shit add up Everybody got Everybody got that one infamous ass family member that's been dead way before you was born Like just a random uncle that only your grandma knew Yeah, that's our big brother He was grown when we was born Mama had him when she was 13 They raised each other. What happened to him? He had to move to indiana Yeah, he was he was in love with a white woman. So he had to go so he there he had to go That was the rule back there They packed them up in the middle of the night But my uncle really did Mississippi in the middle of the night My uncle really did He had to leave the middle of the night. What happened man He's a white man a white man spit on him and he fucking he cut his face up and shit real bad Had to go. Yeah, they said he got shipped off in a crate Yeah, yeah the hatter got the fuck on Oh, yo, yo, yo folk. He got the fuck on He never came back for it. He came he said he got shipped off in a crate He was a truck like the truck like, you know, the big ass Niffy's in one of them option more They gonna lift that bitch up gonna be a hole. You're gonna be your uncle. Oh I might be tripping but it's a I just think the motherfucker loading up the shit on the train don't like oh the old nigga in a box trick, huh? They just talking to the package. Well, hope you know it's gonna be coming back here We're just gonna start beating all these boxes with a stick Got a pig you better get back in your box before this train leaves I That's fucked up Hey, man, can you imagine being on a date back there you out with a motherfucker like man, I don't know what the fuck she on I didn't spend two dollars trying to fuck with her man Take this man home That's four months of working. I bought a hamburger some fries a milkshake For two dollars Hungry again He ain't even gonna make it up to Harlem to the dance, please They won't fit this in the piece to get in there I ain't no five-dollar ass nigga Where you live I live on the east side With us It's been Cause four dollars a fire would take them on fuckers a duck would take them on for the three months You take that 20 you tell your mom. I said I'd be back Hey, man, I actually remember wipe right before the money got fucked up I remember when I was like my junior years Made my sophomore junior year high school man 20 dollars was what we got there went a long ass way Yes, it did Cost the $20 I was like, what the hell going on With $22, I was like, yeah, my dad ain't buying anything I'm just going to walk out with some leaves around this motherfucker Won't nobody say it But cash money when cash money records came out ballin Hard in the mother it fucked the whole economy of the hood That fucked everybody up. We all started doing extra ass ballin and we fucked out Did we? Was it that? I don't think it was dumb. You can't blame it on Nigga, we will never get two for 89 in soldiery Soldiery ball, you don't think so? Never, you know what I mean? Now let's master P and Baron Davis by the shit Hey, wait a minute. Okay. Speaking of which What the fuck do you cheat company? It's been crazy ever doing that That shit was hilarious man. Shout out to them. I hope that shit come through Hey, I heard chefs trying to buy it too. Why don't they just go in together Shaq need to see his ass Shaq made his shoe look just like F01 With him dunking On the side like this. Oh, nobody wants me to fuck with Shaq, man You know what his price went down and down when they first went to Walmart, they were 50 Then they went to 45 He said he wanted to make his shoes available to everybody who wanted No, you're right. He said he wanted to make his shoes available to everybody who wanted I think he's talking to the Christo Christmas free shoes for everyone Hey Shaq, man, these bitches slippery You imagine trying to hoop in some Shaq, man, I did he want everybody have access. Don't like You said a nigga a nigga. I want some Shaqs to the court a nigga dunked on me I say, you know what? I'm gonna take these bitches off. If a nigga dunked on you with some Shaqs Oh, they been going to the league. He's going Oh, he already in the league one is overcoming adversity. He got natural athleticism I keep sliding out of bounds First though, it's shoes You gotta take them off. He's gonna be able to go on nobody no more Referee gonna hit him with three travels in the room It's the Shaq Every time you stop you still slide This is a nigga cruise to a layoff. He's trying to argue about the web. Look, you're traveling right now actually Stop moving. Just stop moving He said it's loud Nah, Shaq, we fucked with you, man. You gave a lot of people hope. Yeah Shaq, go ahead and shit and slap shit out of everybody when you sleep He's gonna laugh about it. He's gonna be like DC. Let me tell you something Talk about my shoes Hey, man, I fuck with Shaq too, but Shaq's gonna stop all this goddamn lying He's gonna try to make a goddamn sign up for goddamn general. Don't nobody want that in Shaq That's what I'm saying. He gotta quit that fucking lying Stop selling stuff, Shaq. Don't nobody want no powder? He's gonna ice it out. Don't nobody want no powder Don't wanna ice it out What's that? Don't nobody want that? You don't want that, Shaq? Look, we don't want no big pieces You don't want no big pieces I think he's trying to convince us that he got a motherfucking Buick And the insurance that he gets, and his insurance is the general So Shaq driving around in a Buick With a Cartoon white man With the general insurance on it Call the general and say something Hey, tell him, tell him who got all your calls Come on Get it, my dude Me, get it, my shit Think of all these commercials So he got a Buick That's covered by the goddamn general Eating Papa John's with an ice and hot patch on his back I don't believe I don't believe You don't want a call? You don't want a call? But I'm in a court accident Call out the general and say something Hey, a lot of people got some crazy ass commercials You seen the Dion Sanders commercial I think it went allstate He went allstate You seen the Dion Sanders commercial The Swapway commercial This thing is just run by And still a piece of the front of a white man That was some gangsta shit though That was some gangsta shit It's a runoff It's a need and they got a ransom for that That was some gangsta shit That was a real prime time The white dude Did I just get intercepted by points? Damn, wait for the piece of it Damn, she'll do it He killed the runner too He ain't even looking back They're like damn, a prime You're all green fuck, ain't you? Niggas ain't feed that to football, ain't it? That nigga gonna come and smash that plaque And we try to give him That plaque That's exactly how he gonna run back Grab that bitch and throw it Who? Fable with the crystal Crystal Fable ain't no getting the crystal commercial She got two of them He ain't done doing it Oh, that was some I thought you would Wait, wait, wait Say, man That was some Fable, man Stop two dollars And they say Ah He did That's just the start Then the nigga go in his mouth And he in his mouth And he tell you about the Kudger fire state You gotta see the commercial Oh, that's what's up Oh, man Fable be hot They ain't put it on a regular cable On the wayside Cause we ain't seen it yet That's what's up That's some shit They got the show To win the demographic And Crystal's running on that shit They'll let Fable make the next Crystal's theme song What'd you say? They need to let Fable make the Next Crystal's theme song What's the first? What's the first? Did they ever have a Crystal's theme song? That's what I said What's the first? They need to put him on one Yeah, cause they ain't no first Crystal's theme song Let him make the Crystal's theme song Hey, man Crystal's They bout to put up Crystal's on bank Yeah They already did that, though Shit, shit, that That shit gone That's why That bitch is a trust Hey man, that shit Check his only thing cause he's a vibe Check his only thing cause he's a vibe I can't sleep It's a Crystal's ride down the street And I'm gonna get a bunch of free food Cause they all down there know me Wants some to eat I can't sleep I ain't know I'm gay Give me a number three With some fries with that chili cheese And give me something to drink, please I need fries That's it right now Yeah, that's the one That's it right now It's going It's gotta be a drinking bag like Smokey Perrrrr They be like Why? Motherfucker stop Why? That nigga just going there Order a bunch of hoodies And like, failing at what you want Some water Where that's gonna be That's the commercial right there He needed two dollar combo Where your talking That bitch come with a puisque chicken and pork and a water Shit Travis got that shit Hell yeah And that's how you order it, you pull up, and you say, stop $2, stop Fable, and they know what to give you, you just pull up again. So you say, you pull up, and they say, what you want? Stop $2, stop Fable, and you just pull up. All right, that'll be $2, sir. $2, let me get the $2, $2 combo. The what? No, it's the $2, $2 combo. The two who? The $2, $2 combo. We ain't got that one. We got the other one. No, it's the $2 combo for $2. That for McDonald's, you had the other one. The dude who they named the combo after the name $2. Yeah, that's called stop Fable. Oh, let me get the stop Fable. It's $2, right? Right, that's what I'm talking about. Let me get two of them. OK, do you want the barber? Y'all want the barber? Yeah, put the barber in there. You want two barbers, because that's going to be, it's, it's, it's, it's two more dollars, ain't it? Yeah, two more dollars. You're going to put it in there. All right, man, let it go. That'll be an area. Hey, man, we seen, you don't, you ain't been paying the jet demand, but ever since we did that promo for the Hawks, they been winning like a mother. Motivated. That was some real shit. But we the sauce. Come on, man. We the sauce. We the sauce. We the sauce. They needed. We the sauce. Shout out to them boys, man. Them motherfucking men hooping. Y'all had to energize them. A lot of times, the Hawks ain't know people fuck with them. Like, we fuck with y'all, but when y'all start losing, we don't, we don't look at y'all. No, we don't. They know, they know we fuck with them. We just sometimes don't know who on the team. And you know what's crazy. Right, it's, you know, but we know, we know who's supposed to be there. The Hawks catch the hate that the Falcons supposed to get. Yeah. God damn it. They do win more than the Falcons. You said that, hello. Run that back again. The Hawks catch the hate that the Falcons supposed to get. Falcons get their ass towed up every Sunday. And the next Sunday, we wake up energized to try to fuck with them again and do the same shit. But you know what? But you know what? I think we cut the Falcons out more than we do the Hawks. We do. By the time they get to the next game, by the time they get to the next game, they are ready to forgive. That's what I'm saying. We wake up every Sunday. We give them a whole new chance. But they got me. The season short. That's why I don't like that. Yeah, I remember last week. I remember the soup bowl. No, don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that. Come on. Come on. Shit, first time I ever cried about a game. Come on. You cry. Come on. Tell the truth. I said, he was happy here. I said, fuck you, fucking smile about the beach. He said to stay with me. I didn't get to walk by. My bad, bro. Trippin, bro. Trippin. I'm just kind of running people like this. How long you cry for? How you walked by? No. When he walked by, I had to get myself together. How you walked out, though? But Niggas in the house laughing at me, bro. Because I was talking mad shit. I'm talking about... Oh, so you wasn't in a friendly environment? No. And when they saw that the game just switched like that and Niggas was just looking at me, and I was just like, everything all right? I don't know why y'all looking at me like that. Everybody was looking at me? Trippin' it all down. Everything was not all right. Caving into the couch. I was just getting deep into the couch. And they just kept... Oh, that's cold. They all want to be there. They all want to be there. I walked outside. You got it, too. I walked outside, realizing that we lost the fucking Super Bowl. And I was swung on the white man. When we was up. When we was up. When they three, I was yelling at them. I went to three houses that day watching the Super Bowl game. The first house, I chuffed them all the way off. I'm cussing them all the way out. Bitch, fuck everybody. Second house, fuck y'all, too. About that third house. I was apologizing. I want to say I'm sorry. I want to say I really do want to send my condolences to everybody out just mid-disobedient, too. Fuck that. Fuck that. I don't see how they blew it. No, I know how they blew it. That whole situation just is like... That's what 2020 been like. Yup. Some bullshit. Some bullshit. Just like now. Now they trying to send out a $600 stimulus. And they sending it? No, they giving it to you. Y'all shouldn't have said nothing about two. Y'all shouldn't have said nothing about the two. Don't say nothing about the two of you going to give us the six. They sent it already. Some people got it in their account already. How the fuck you going to cut the check in hand? You got at least in the $1,200, as you said, last time. They fucked up. You can't cut it down. You know what that equal to? What? $1.35 a day. Show a little. Muffle is getting paid $1.35 a day to feed a nigga in America. Easily. That's fucked up. That's what they going to give us. You want to work $1.35, see a little bitch. And you out here asking for the six. Talk like you got shit. I don't. Then when you get it, what you going to do with it? I'ma spend it. It's gone. You split it. I'ma spend it. Look, you did it. I'ma spend it. For what? On life. Like what? We ain't living right. We ain't got no paper towel. Yeah. We ain't even got this shit. Damn. We ain't got no groceries in this bitch and that's the real shit. Ooh. Okay. Ain't no water. Okay. Ain't no eggs. I understand that. I might go next door. In bed. Ooh. Damn. Ain't been to work. Because I'm non-essential. Ooh. $600. Right. That's non-essential. Ooh. That's looses. Ain't no life. That sound like excuses. Whamper. You ever heard of food stamps? That'll kill the food. Uh, that'll kill the mood. But look, let me bounce with that $600 nigga. I'ma get a house. A house. Flip it. Flip it. Drip it. Drip it. Bring it back. Dig it. Dig it. Go ahead and let my nigga know. Look, I got a quarter pound. Dig it. Dig it. Now, we don't need to sit in the chair. Because I'ma go ahead and break the nigga. Because I'ma get my respect. I ain't begging no nigga for shit. Because I'ma go ahead and get it. You did. You did. Ooh. My mama reads a hustle. Okay. Uh, no customer. What I'ma tell you right now, I got that pistol for all. You busted. Listen. And you clustered. I like seafood. And I'm busted. Hey. One time for my big girls. Of your elbows. They busted. Hey. Yeah. No deal. When I had food stamps, when I had food on the table like, yeah. I told my nigga get the chips. I told my mama get the dip. And they ain't gonna lie. I told my girlfriend gone upstairs with the whip. Ooh. Ooh. Look, you like that. With your frinky ass. Damn. They didn't get it. Now, I woke up and you like, hey. What you tellin' me? What you tellin' that? What you tellin' after that? What you tellin' after that? That sound like me right now. Things that ain't. Oh, shit. Let's see. That's one thing that we did do this year though, man. We turned it up in the trap. Both did. Hey, man. Hey, man. Look at the place of the car. BET Award. Yeah, yeah. Producer credit, writer credit. But we took the whole trap to the BET Award. We brought him here. That's what I'm saying. We did that part. Found out I'm Jamaican, wagwan. Bullet, bullet. Yeah. You been a whole room boy since you got on there. You ain't stopped with it. You ain't stopped with it once you stand for something. Hey, you dig what I'm saying. I had to push you off the cliff. You made sense. You did. All the loose leg, all the hard workin' and shit. I said that's Jamaican. You a Jamaican? Mm-hmm. And all that. Ever since I stepped in the Caribbean, I feel like I was at home. I just had to find out where I was. I saw the Jamaicans in your comments going crazy. Yes, sir. Bullet, bullet. Wagwan. I'm gonna learn more. Did you see a motherfucker that looked like you? That's all I got. I'm trying to get it into my everyday vocabulary. They like, where you from, bro? I was like, not quite right quick, not quite. Just slow down, bro. You got to take my time. I did my shit too. I did my shit too. You did that shit? It was quick. Yeah, damn. Shit just came back. What did he say? He said, all right, 183% nigga. That's it? That's all the paper said. What did he say in Nigeria? Nigger. It's nigger. N-I-G-G-A. All right. Couldn't even tell you where you from. Paper was white, ink was black. Where you get this test from? I'm telling you. Same way? Uh-huh. I was 23 and me. That's what I went on. That's where you went on? Nigger. That's all it is. I had a little spot right over my hometown. Where was it? Mississippi. Oxford. That's the way you from, really? Nigger from Mississippi. That's us, huh? Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Okay, big. Try to make sure. 2020. 2020, man. Been a crazy year, man. You survived 2020, man. You blessed. Hell yeah. That's all it is, man. You get in 2021, you blessed, man. Yeah. Everything in 2020. Drop that shit in 2020. All depths, everything. I ain't asking what's your resolution for 2021, but what's some shit you know for a fact you're going to do? I'm going to, I'm going to, as long as the world be open and it go back to normal, I'm going to go crazy. Even if it don't go back to normal, I'm going to still go crazy. But the new normal ain't even going to be the whole new normal. That's changing. It's going to be the new normal. Man, it's weird. I don't know. I just know I'm going to go real big on my resource. Fuck all that norm, people. Who really fucked with you? You feel what I'm saying? Because I feel like you need me. Who fuck with you? I'm coming through it. I'm going to come through a hundred and ten percent. If I need you, I need you to do the same thing. And I feel like that's how we can start. Just like with this foundation right here. We use our resources. You feel me? And guess what? Everybody in here individually got multiple resources. And if we all put them on the table, it don't stop. You feel me? I know a lot of motherfuckers, bro. And I'm tired of knowing my fuckers. That's the hell of a plan. You feel me? This is going crazy, man. This is the longest I've ever went without telling no jokes or doing no show. Sitting at the house all day with these kids. Trying to help them with the school work. Everything in the world following them. I don't know what to do. All I know how to do is talk shit. I talk shit when it's raining, when it's snowing outside in a blizzard. Whenever it's going on, I'm going to talk my shit. And for me not to be able to do that, it's got me. You know, I'm going crazy a little bit. So I can't take it no more. So you know what I did? I had me a show. Yeah, a safe one. A social distance show. Nobody even got out of the car. Yeah. And I'm putting it out. I'm putting it out because if I would have been outside, I would have put something out by now. This is not no comedy special. This is just some special comedy. This is some comedy that I did in the middle of the pandemic. And I want you to see it because I know you would have came if you would have been able to. So we putting it out, independent. Ain't no middleman. It's straight meat. It's just buy it for me. It's direct to consumer. It ain't going to be no Netflix special. It ain't no HBO. It ain't no Showtime. It's 85 South media. Support it. Watch it. Smoke something to it, man. I'm just, you know, shit by any means. We're going to get it done by any means. Whatever going on as long as I'm alive, we're going to do some comedy. We're going to do some comedy, some kind of way. So make sure you watch this. You, Mr. Director, man. You fought with me for real, right? Okay, let's see that. I got a move. You want to go on the jump? Duh, duh, duh, duh. Fuck all that people we got to talk to. You need a production. We no production. How much you call it? Working. I ain't that little. I'm not an influencer. Right. I'm an entertainer. There we go. You feel me? So whatever they going to cut the shit. Let go and do what I said and let do it. You feel me? I ain't finna askin' no niggas. I ain't askin' they out niggas. I ain't askin' they out niggas. Because 2021, I don't feel like shit. So many niggas on me on the vaccine, niggas. Better hurry to fuck up. Yeah. All these prescription drugs these niggas taking, they still need the vaccine. They said the vaccine didn't even work. They said a nigga caught the virus nine days after he took the vaccine. He ain't take it right. No, it's them. That's what they going to say. He ain't take it right. He ain't take it right. They got to step him again. He ain't take it right. Who stepped him? Was it an urge to get out? That nigga stuck himself. Now that they did, you know, hit the wrong vein. Hey, man, you know, the shit new. So it might not work on everybody. What's your girl my name? They only work on SSDWs. They going to find the reason why it's your fault. Hey, man, you been having unprotected sex? You been fuckin' wrong? You been fuckin' ain't you? Yeah. Don't lie to us. We got your chest. You not supposed to fuckin' get the vaccine? Not wrong? Not what you know. Not wrong? Oh, man. Not wrong? They going to be coming in the room asking an uncomfortable question. They going to be like, oh, you got a sad bitch nose. You got your paperwork ready. Yeah, I got your paperwork ready. Yeah, that ain't probably going to work. Damn. Everything. Kamala ticket. How about his president ticket? I only want to talk to him. Somebody call him. I don't want to talk about her. See her ticket. But you know who I do want to talk about? She been drunk since she took it. I ain't see no tweet. I ain't see no tweet. No that. We did it, though. I did it. That was all right. They shot me, though. I can see my arm right now. Yo. I did it. Huh. Huh. I said I did it. Am I on television now? I did it, America. I did it. Stop. I don't even get it. Somebody call him. I did it. Yeah. That's fucked up, man. Somebody call Kamala, man. Call her. I ain't see no tweet. I've seen that last video. The one person I hate the most in 2020. Who? Mitch McConnell. Oh, man. The dark-skinned bitch. No, that's the little fuck. The old white man. Oh. I was talking about the uh. The bitch who got fucked up with the wig, man. What the old lady, man? The old lady with the wig, man. Who fucked up this year, man? With the mole. This nigga's head, man. I think she's like a uh. Don't let your dog piss. This is nothing, this shit, you hear me? But you just, your response was so rampant. The dark-skinned, no. You wasn't even close. This is an old white man. He's got a turtle face. Oh, you talking about the nigga uh. This nigga cheered in his throat. Right. I know you talking about. I see it. That nigga got the Louis bag on this thing. The one that be like, yeah, that nigga right there. That nigga got a Birkin. That nigga got a Birkin. The other bitch who uh. That nigga tried to put a Band-Aid on his hand and didn't have enough skin to hold a Band-Aid on. Who? Gale. I'm talking about Gale. Gale fucked up this year, man. No, she didn't. She was the victim. Oh, she what? She was called a dog-head bitch. Oh, remember she said some old sideways shit on some other shit. She did the R. Kelly interview. That's what I'm saying. But she did some old other shit. R. Kelly did. That shit is damn strong. She took her back from somebody and they was on that ad. They not a Kobe shit. She did something. She did something. She brought the rich shit up. Right. She said some slick shit. After he passed. Right. I knew the wig lady was up. That's what I'm saying. They tried to cover it up and make her look like the victim. Okay. He called a funky dog-head bitch. Yeah. He called a whole funky dog-head bitch. That's somebody groomer. I ain't gonna do it like this. But he did call a funky dog-head bitch. I think the ladies at the church have said worse about it. He come this old stanky bulldog of shit. Help her. Jazzy bear. You know they cursed hard at him. This old. Damn. That shit. That shit was like the sound way he got there. Scree. Is everybody in here? I'm just talking to you. Oh my goodness. But you know what made me choke on these goddamn weed. Old people. You know the moment when you feel what a weed ain't supposed to be where it is. Oh, it ain't supposed to be where it is. That shit make a detour. Yeah. In 2020 we had to leave a lot of shit, man. They tell me I can't get beat up in jail or some shit. They can squam on. What? They can see them. They can... Swam on Cal, man. You know why the fight started. Ain't he in there with Bill Kyle? They're not in the same place, are they? They tried to put him in Bill himself. He like, man, I don't want that motherfucker in here, man. I killed him. Rudy, he tried to fuck. Rudy, he tried to fuck you. I told him to put the power. Now the nigga kept asking our Kelly to sing your body's calling and he wouldn't do it. Oh, yeah. That's what happened. Nah, but it does sound like good. It does sound like, just sing it, nigga. Nigga, just sing it. Sing that shit. Sing that shit you sang out there. Nigga, you sang it, didn't you? You sang it, so sing it. Sing that shit, kid. You gotta vote again. Time to vote again. You gotta vote again. I thought we already did that. It's a run-off. Man, you know they did it. That was a run-off? So the time we voting and counting? Yeah, but they gotta do again. You gotta go for the other, you know. No, I did, then. I voted for them on the presidential shit. You gotta come back. Why? So my shit ain't counting that time? Yeah, it's some other shit. But nah, they just, like, one-knock. Like, I already voted for one-knock. I already got it. Are you straight in? So who the fuck did run it up again? Him. Him. Oh, it's for niggas who didn't vote already? No. No, it's not. It's again. They gotta run again. So niggas gotta run again. What do you mean they was too close to Carl? All they gotta do is count the fucking votes. I mean, nah, it was too close. It's gotta be a big enough margin. They got it. And the other dude didn't either. So they gotta go again. So what they got? Why they just want to go with the niggas? Who got the clothes? 30, 20, 20. Well, go with the niggas. Who got 30? But there was a third person. So that took from someone. So now. So it was a naked niggas who just snuck in. I'm like, hey! Now they gotta do that shit over. It's 7% of people vote. I don't know how many, but just enough people voted for that niggas. So now they gotta do it just them two. Oh, shit. Yeah. I explained it good. Well, I thought they'd come out with another guy there on commercial. Hey, and that's what motherfuckers sleep on. You know what the fuck be going on in the world. Even if I don't. You make it sound like you. I figure that shit out. You be ringing, but you ain't bullshitting. Damn, war not. Shout out to Raphael. Shout out to Ralph. What up, Ralph? Mick know that. I'm gonna fuck them. I'm gonna fuck them. I'm gonna fuck them. I'm gonna fuck them. Them commercials going crazy. Yeah, you seen the commercials? Yeah. They had his wife. Oh, no, I ain't see that. They had his dog on there. He tried to have a dog on his commercials. Then they put dogs off. Yeah, war not doesn't care about dogs. Oh, they don't give a fuck no more. They just said, I'm typing shit, dog. After he had the dog in the commercial. He had his dog in the commercial walking in. Then they had dogs. They was typing. They was typing this shit. The dog was like, I was like, nigga, this shit. You got your head cut off, you headed that. Do they do a commercial for you? Would you all run for office? I would. I wouldn't. You could handle all the slander. Like, the shit they would pull up on you. I'd be like, really. It's not bad by politic terms. Which mean like, You know what? They could pull up on us, ain't gonna be the worst shit you could pull up on a politician. I feel like, you feel me? Yeah, they can't. Politicians don't have no rules no more. They are finding the ugliest person you fuck and be like, can you really trust DC? I'm like, they just, they just zoom in on the face. Politician dirty, man. Does this look like the face of somebody that you would trust with your children's future? And they zoom in. That's cold. That's fucked up. This nigga be diabolical, nigga. That is hilarious. He's the one that's going to get the egg to be beautiful. You need them on your team. Do you really can trust this nigga? They will, bro. They love that. That is hilarious. They love that. He's fucking the politics, man. Oh, that is funny, bro. They'll find. You really think you can trust this nigga? Do you really want to vote for somebody who skipped most of the ninth grade? That is hilarious, bro. You want to know who you're really voting for? Ask him when the last time he bought a condom. I'm the nigga he's running against. And I approve this, man. That's how they really throw shade on your ass at the end. That's the pettiness right there. No, I stepped that shit. Oh, yeah. I told them to say that shit. Y'all say that shit. It was me, and I approve that motherfucker. Yeah, never, never, never see what you got. That's how they be saying that you up now. You up? Your turn. They be up there like, dick, motherfucker, dick. They're going to be in there. They're going to find some shit. All the shit you thought you hit. Get the camera. Did you know that Carlos Miller had a side baby that was born in 2009? The baby going to be over the little grade. He only pays $2.38 a month in child support. The baby going to be like, I ain't never seen my dad. Exactly. I ain't never seen my dad. I heard my dad in running for office, daddy. They pull up at your side, baby mama house, a little section eight. She just standing in the door holding the baby dirty. And they don't even say shit. It's just slow motion. And it just pans up. Carlos Miller only pays $2.38 in child support a month. Got snot running down the baby nose. Baby look like Roscoe, get your ass off. Did you know his side baby mama works at the station up there, Wendy? I'm the nigga he's running against. And I approve this mess. And I approve this mess. They'll pull you out anything, boy. Clayton English uses an inhaler from time to time. But what catches breath? How can he run for Congress? Look nigga, weez it. Take it in the hell, man. Some petty shit. He's stupid, right? You could have been up 24 hours and fall asleep in your office. He can't stay awake. Is this who you want in your public office? Somebody who's going to be sleeping on your tax dollars on your time? Not in the state of Georgia. Who you here? Who you here? I'm the nigga he's running against. I'm the nigga he's running against. I'm the nigga he's running against. I'm the nigga he's running against. I've been with my wife for 38 years. Ask him how long he's been with his wife. Which wife you ask? His fourth one. That's 15 years younger than him. They get dirty. They get dirty. So when he was 25. My family has never changed. And I want you to be a part of it. You want to be a part of a family that never changes or a family who don't know who they are. I'm the nigga he's running against. And I approve this message too. They be like, he's killing him. He's killing him. I'm going to do a whole political character. Guess what his name going to be? I'm the nigga he's running against. That's hilarious, bro. Because all they do is wait on you to get a good ass commercial then come behind you and say the opposite shit. One, that was a good ass commercial. The little doggy shit. When they pick the boo boo up. Put the trash in them up. Put them up again. Now they like, yep, that was good. Forget it. Got to run again. But that's dangerous as fuck. Because white people dogs do tricks. They're black people dogs. You ain't even know what a fucking dog can do. Right. White people dogs know CPR and shit. Right. Hell yeah. These motherfucking them went to school and Switzerland and every goddamn thing. White people dogs be having trophies and shit at the house and they'd save three snowboarders and shit. He's the same Bernard. He dug out three snowboarders from an avalanche. Sometimes we just let him go stay in Switzerland for the winter and he works. The dog makes 150k a year. So my parents breed them and make 13,000 off a puppy and all the puppies are sold for the next five years. This shit is fucking crazy. You be like, what? You do not want to play the dog game with white people. Don't scare. They dogs can do shit. You can say, Fluffy, go get my slippers. Fluffy, come back with both goddamn slippers and lay them by the right foot and shit. Tell me. Damn. I seen it happen. I'm gonna fucking just take my shit and run out the house. I did a lot of work in the white community. I can tell. Yeah. I ain't had white friends like that. We used to see white people. We used to see white people and thought they were aliens. There they go. They're like, who the shit, them like motherfuckers right there? Why them niggas so light, y'all that? You know what's fucked up, bro? We ain't never seen no real white people. Like, white people at home, you think they be, they probably don't even talk like that for real. I know how they talk. Like, I think they is. Maybe at home saying niggas among other white people like, what the fuck? It's not your niggas. They do say that. But it's always, it's always one person. So my niggas, you like how? One person that disagree but don't really disagree be like, man, them niggas had my job. Honey. Don't say that. Shut up. They're not here. Fucking niggas. Niggas, niggas, niggas. Nothing's gonna happen. They're not tough. Close the door, close the door, close the door, close the door. Damn. I'm in my fucking house. Damn, you act like there's some niggas in here. Yeah. You must be a niggas lover or something. Fucking better than I be. Damn, you see, Tom, this is what I have to fucking put up with Tom. Every time I say niggas, you always get the fuck. Like, she's never seen a nigger. Like, jeez, man. So anyway, my niggas lesson. That's probably what they call each other. Just as a joke. He's just running up behind me like, hey babe, tonight are you gonna twerk for me? She just looked back and, you know, I'm gonna twerk for my nigger. What? What the hell? What the type of freaking shit y'all got going on, man? That what y'all doing? Damn. Ain't motherfucker crazy. But just listen to white people, but just listen to them when music on in the club. All that niggas, when you hear any word they got a nigga and they just be in there like, niggas, niggas. I'm like, are you comfortable? Too comfortable. Bitch, I will bow you. Okay. Did you see the video? Which one? Where the dude was calling buddy niggas. He was like, I don't care niggas. He got slapped with the iced tea. Oh yeah, he got it there. He got it there. Right with the iced tea. Boy, that nigga got slapped with a mucho mango. I said, this nigga ain't got hit with the Arizona big can. And it buzzed over. He didn't come in wanting no mucho mango. He grabbed it. He grabbed it on reach. It was like a pussy. He's like, you know what? I'm gonna hit this nigga with his mango. He tried to flip it though. That was the first. He tried to flip it. Then he dropped it. Trying to be Clint Eastwood. This nigga's trying. I'ma flip it. And then I'ma go cross his motherfucking skull. I'ma grab it, flip it, swing it, crack his motherfucking face. Hey man, this is stupid bro. And he dropped it. So he ain't heard it up. He ain't heard it up. He was like, fuck it. I don't fuck my plan up. When he tried to flip it and catch it, that let me know that dude fucked with white women. Because he was doing, he was way too terminated with it. This nigga's a little ginger. This nigga's a little ginger. No, he's a little duckie. Yeah, he messed with white women. This nigga ain't white women. I know for a fact that nigga got a tribal tattoo somewhere on his body. I'ma flip it. I'ma stand in the trailer somewhere, I'ma flip it. I'ma flip it. Then I'ma swing it. I think I looked at it. He said, I do want to drink this motherfucker though. You know what, fuck this nigga. And the white man was crazy. He's talking about, yeah nigga. I say nigga. You know what I love about the video is that didn't nobody say shit. Yeah, you know what my favorite part of it was? What? He did this shit. He was talking about how Jody got choked out with baby boy. Cause they were fighting and he let him up. And he was like, okay. He was still talking shit and he choked him. But he did that. No, no. That's it. That's it. That's it. I was like, I'm on the phone. That's the universal sign. The girl nigga choked him. No, no. I don't know if I can do that. That day you got it. Yeah. Yeah. Huh? Okay, he. Yeah. What'd you say? Yeah. I got what, motherfucker? Yeah. No, say it out loud. I'm like, now how am I putting forward that? What? I got what? What about that? I don't know. You got. Who got? You got. Who the nigga? I don't know. I don't know. You got. He was stupid, bro. He said, you got. He was throwing up or what? He was fucked on. You can tell, but he didn't say it before. He was like, nigga, there ain't nobody gonna stop me for. That nigga said, what do you want to do, nigga? You got. What did he say? You got. Who the nigga? I don't know. You got. You want to go home? Yeah. That means you really get choked, bro. What? You really get choked when you're going straight, bro. Hey, boy, that's hilarious. But see, don't add a woman right there. Nigga always be like, but I can never kiss a nigga like that in one of them at the field. I'm gonna knock his eyes. I'm telling him, his eyes is coming out his. His eyes. I'm gonna sit right there. Push that shit out. I think that's probably one of the highlights of 2020, though. Mm-hmm. Yo, they let you know he's still out here. Get out. Oh, dropping. Oh. Get out. Get all of that. Get all of that. You touched me, nigga. You tried to rush me, nigga. You're fucking. Yeah, get out. Fuck the fuck, you're going to fail. I pay more fucking taxes than you, the fuck. Y'all got the fuck up there, you know what I'm saying? Now the fuck, you know what I'm saying? He dropped some back. He dropped some? He cut some back. He dropped some back. Look, you see, he was like, ah. Ah. Come here. Come here. I'm gonna get you, man. But I got to come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. I'm gonna get you, man. Come here. Come on. Come on. Come on, son. Come here, nigga. Nigga, come here. No, no, no. No, he said, oh, come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come here. I hit you, man. I'm just crazy, man. Okay, man. Hey, man. Hey, man. Hey, hey, boy, listen. Oh, did he cut that baby? You hear me? He dropped him. He dropped. Other nigga throw coffee on him. Y'all get y'all a bitch out of town. The other nigga didn't want it really no more. The other one was like, that was, that was, I thought he was the big one. He saw, he saw that little thing. I know my big guy. That nigga look like, you okay, big guy? You fell? Hey, man. He could do that to you. He could do that to me. That's fucked up, man. Your partner try to jump in and help him. He get knocked down first. He get knocked down first. And then the other three walk up like, Y'all fight like hell to get back in the car. Niggas quiet for the first two minutes. God damn, bro. No, the niggas just look over and then what happened in the rest of the fight? Don't worry about it. You should have been there. Yo, get knocked down early. Oh man. He cut that big guy out, boy. He hit him, boy. Damn it. Niggas say, boy, come on, come on, come on, come on. Come on, hit your ass, boy. He say, hit, boy, what you want? Come on, run up, come on, let's run. Niggas, come on, hit the guy, hit the guy. I watched that video about like 30 times, bro. He was on the ass, he was on the ass. He was on the ass. And you get what? He kept his old gangster. He ain't pull a goose a lot. He ain't do nothing to that. He sat right there and he just allowed the shit to go down and he was on that head. But you know what I ain't like, though? Well, the nigga probably ain't normal. The other nigga who was recording, I'm not gonna lie, I'm one black man to get jumped on by no white men around. What if it was a white lady recording? That sound like a nigga in the back. It might have been, but it might have been one of them niggas that ain't a nigga. We're like one of those lights and niggas, you know. I'm on the lie of that to go down. Out of the white, he swing to the left and I'll be over there with the right. Like you swing your left, I'ma got that. Hit it with the left, I'ma got that. Come on, left, nigga, man. Somebody go ahead and hit it with the left, we're gonna need somebody. Hell no. This is all we got right here, I got that. Imagine jumping in and helping a nigga here and respecting your fighting skills. He be like, I got you, bro. No, nigga, move back, watch out. No, you don't. He be like, I got that. I'm like, I'm gonna tell you, walk to my car. Watch out, bro, I need some room. Step back, my nigga, move. I need no help. I'm on these white boys, move, my nigga. This nigga start like. Don't you see, one of these niggas is knocked out already. This other nigga don't even want no smoke, move, bro. You about to get a nigga hit. He shoulda jumped in first, move, I'ma, I'ma almost at the end of the game, nothing. Hell no. That's hilarious, rap. Take your head home. I know the nigga who left when I said, man, you know, man, that nigga wack had the wolves in there as early as two, bro. You see the other white people, they'll just walk past with their wife and they're like, you won't want no pause in this shit right here. This shit happens. This shit happens a lot. I've seen world star before. Let's go. He's on there. He's gonna be on there about six. Nigga got there, tiptoe, he said, why, I see, see, see, he got this creep, come on. See, creep, come on, come on, come on, see, see, creep, come on. Tiptoe. Hey, but he knocked that nigga out for real for real. That first one got knocked out for real for real. Nah, the first one got knocked out and got cut. That's the difference. He hit him, cut him, now he got a permanent scar. He gonna forever think about that nigga when he wake up. You did, he tripped out. You got a scar from a nigga that you gonna think about for the rest of your life. Yeah, cause we not about to act like that shit ain't hurt like a motherfucker that next day. What? Head to the concrete. Nigga, the nigga hit the ground. Hey man, once you get to be in the dope man, you ain't supposed to hit the ground like that. After 35, that shit takes some healing. First of all, your buttocks, ain't supposed to hit that ground. Both of your butt cheeks, your buttocks. Once these two motherfuckers connect to the ground, look, you lose it. You are not losing the fight. You need to get up to me here. There ain't no more than no fight from right now. Cause right now, the only thing you can do is I got to move, I got to move that I do. No, you don't. I got to move that I do from that nigga to be trying to explain this to y'all. There ain't no Juzitsu. No, nigga. You need to run, Juzitsu. You are down, you are down. You need to run, Su. Get up, Su. That's what you need to do. You need to fight, Su. This ain't no Juzitsu. Man, I remember I hit the ground one time. Ooh, it was so hard to get up. How fast did you get up? Man, I tried. He can't put me right back there. You lost, man. Every time I'd seen it, my leg got right here. I was like, God damn it. We're back down. That nigga was good. I would tell them every time I'd get up. I was like, you're good, nigga. I understand where you coming from. You're giving me. You made your point. I'm trying to go home. You ain't letting me go home. As you can see, I don't want to fight you no more. You have whooped my ass in front of all my friends. I have nobody else to depend on. So if I can just depend on you to let me go home right now, I won't bother you no more, Su. I promise you I won't bother you no more, Su. If you hit me again, God damn it. I told you you made your point. You drive turkey, motherfucker. If I go home right now, I promise you I won't bother you no more, Su. You done stopped me for the 30th time. You've made your point. I don't want nothing to do with you. And I'm going to tell others about you to tell them, don't fuck with you ever again in life. That's the lesson I learned. You know you losing when you start thinking of shit. Like, I got to get me one, though. I got to get one. I got to hit this motherfucker real hard somewhere. I ain't even one hit. I ain't even know I hit the nigga. Nigga told me, hey, man, you did get one hit. I said I did. I said, you took a picture? Because I only remember him hitting me, brother. The worst part about fighting is when you hit the nigga real hard and you don't knock him out. You be like, ooh, that's a tough one. Man, I just hit this nigga with some shit that time. That's all I had. This motherfucker still want to fight. Normally, the nigga be sleep after that. This nigga disoriented in this room. I'm so glad I hit him first. Jamie Foxx said it, didn't he? But Jamie had no swung on LL, though. LL said he ain't gonna lie, he gone with them. He was like, hey, shit. Damn. I don't want to fight you. You. I'm proving your point. That's the worst story to tell when you fight on the nigga and then get knocked out. They yell cut and left that nigga on the set. Who gonna help him? You haven't been on the set. Everybody, let's take 15. Who the fuck wants to help him? Jamie's sleeping off. Nobody touch him. The fuck done part is when he walked over to the director. Phil, did you get that? You get that? You got it? Got it. I mean, we're going to have him do it over, but we told him to do that. Let's get another one of those. It's not in the script. But he said they lie that shit off all the time. They know. Yeah, you gone live when you getting up from being knocked out. You don't know what the fuck happened. If everybody laughing, you laughing, too. Ain't no way I'm thinking about to knock you out and you get up and be like, boy, hey, I got you, but tell the truth. I fight on your ass, though. I'm saying, you got it, you got it, but they tell the truth. I say, hey, if I would have put a little more, if I would have twisted a little bit. I ain't even lie to me right there. I got up like, hey, I remember a little bit of I swore on you first. Got me fucked up. What if the nigga woke up and was just ready to finish the movie after that? He didn't want no more smoke. So what? We making a film or what? What are we doing? Is this a movie or what? What we doing? End of the year, Monday. What's happening? Man, y'all, nigga, hey, y'all, hey, take advantage of the situation. We got Al Pacino on set today, y'all. Let's get up and out. A living legend. T.O., you want some lads? Damn it. Hell no. Throw me the fuck off. I ain't got shit to say to my nigga. Oh, shit. I think Al will talk about that shit. Just move it here. I'll never forget what Jamie had done to him. He had to swung on me. He had to swung on me in front of everybody. And I remember I was just looking. I was like, Jamie, you ain't ready. I looked at him. I say, you ain't ready. And then I just knocked him out. Because, you know, mama say, knock him out. He probably played that the whole rest of the time they was filming. Every break, that nigga shitting over to me. Mama said, knock you out. I'm going to knock you out. Don't call it a comeback. I've been hit for years. I never played that shit all through the sound stage. That's crazy. That song was ass. That song was ass. I been saying that song. It's ass. Mama said, knock you out. I can't believe that shit went. You don't fuck with it? That shit terrible. What? It should have gave that shit the market mark. No. That shit went crazy. We can still love motherfuckers that not like everything they do. I did not like that one. That was kind of like, your mental life. Mama said, knock you out. Come on. But that means your mama had to let you go back out there. My mama did that. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Mama said, your mama sent you out there. Maybe it wasn't ass, but I didn't like it. Give me the part that you just, they love you all. Right. Because that was a double all with a good song to me. I'm like a cannon. I'm about to explode. And it gets through. Damn it. Damn it. I hated that part. You didn't like it? You know what else? I didn't like something like a phenomenon. Something like a phenomenon. You didn't like the phenomenon? Oh. Oh, no. I was always in a Guje fan. I used to be in the middle of like, I'm about to kill these bitches. I don't know how he do it, but I'm trying to do it. Handsprung. First of all, that nigga came right on. Handsprung? Everybody did. I did not bug with that. I did not bug with that. I did not bug with that. What y'all making bullshits? That nigga came right on. They call me Big Ella. We've been watching you for 30 years. Nobody has ever mumbled that. They call you LL Cool Jack. What's his name? They call him Big Ella. This one, I know it was an industry plot. What happened? That nigga had P.D. Pablo on the hook doing all the work. Hold up. P.D. Pablo was on the hook. And I'm out of here. That's P.D. Pablo. I didn't know that. I did not know that. Because we be up in the club. We got some holes in the back. There we go. Damn, that was P.D. Pablo. I don't know. I'm kind of liking it. Yo. No, but. Everybody get your handsprung. Now you like it. You said you ain't bug with it. I don't. They call me Big Ella. We skate like a mother to that shit. Soon that part, come on. They call me Big Ella. Come on. Hey, what is the shit right here? Handsprung. Get low, two, two. Get low, two, two. Ain't you know the fuck that part I fuck with? Damn, they're all the LL Cool Jack. You ain't had no wills, so you better get off the floor. Them three songs. This I said, two, two. Now. Them three songs really bother me, man, as LL Cool J-Men. What, them three songs? But they were popping up. But you know they all going to have their pop. But the name is going to pop. Because this the same nigga that made nobody can rap quite like I can. I take a muscle bound man and put his face in the sand. I'm not the last mom in your world. I'm an emcee rock. I make it say go LL and do the whop. But then you go to the motherfucker. Don't call it a comeback. I ain't fucking with it. That shit hard. Well what? Who do you know? You listen to that shit when you riding in a jeep with no doors with a bad bitch. That shit there. That shit right. Yeah, that's the type of shit you listen to. See, some of them shit is classics. Like, who do you love? This how LL Cool J is, though. This nigga drop a whole dope ass legendary song with the motherfucking nobody even know. Who was that girl on doing it? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You never heard of shit else? She wasn't even on another LL Cool J song. That wasn't even the girl in the video. They didn't let the girl that really sung it be in the video. So we really don't know who it was. Just sing and just sing as you know it. Be in the video. Just sing. What you mean? They call me big LL. Big Sully. You ready to go skate to that shit? Toot, toot, come on. Toot, toot, toot. This nigga ready to go skate to that shit right now. What? He gonna request it. He gonna request it. Mama LL fam. Like you can't like not like some shit. Not that cool? It's fine. I don't think that. Muffer could be like you hating on some shit. They gotta like everything. I know. I'm agreeing. We skip a lot of songs. And that's what we need to talk about. All of them songs that we skip. Like what? Which one? From artists that we love. Nigga, you ain't bought a CD from a nigga or downloaded an album. Like I don't fuck with that. Man, I don't fuck with this. Let me ask you this. You ever been in the car with a motherfucker who got an album that you got? But they listen to all the shit that you don't listen to on the motherfuckers. I don't like that. What song is this? You listen to this one? You like, aw, this nigga is in the outro? This ain't it. You listen to the skits? You play the skits? Man, you heard Pink on the hook. Pink! Pink. This is my favorite part. Ariana Grande. I ain't nigga. Not Ariana go crazy. She do go crazy. Ariana go crazy. But what? Ain't what I'm going to be here when this supposed to be the shit you thought it was supposed to be. You hear me? You hear me? The girl named LaShon. She can take her ass off. I'm not taking away nothing. The girl who was undoing it, her name LaShon. She's now living in Florida as a photographer. Damn. Damn. She was on the ad lib, now she taking pictures. No, she was on the whole song. Do her verses and everything. She had a verse. Damn, LaShon, what's up, baby? Hell yeah. I need a photographer. Pretty much. 2020. Welcome back to the 85,000 show. We talking about this, that, and the other. Wrapping up. 2020. Or as I call it, 2020. This shit old. We really saying bye to this bitch. Like this been a terrible relationship. And I want to see it over years, bitch. How they off? I mean, 2020. So I'm going to be going to bid you. 2020, we lost the mamba. Bunch of motherfuckers got killed. Went to jail. This virus hit. They gave us $1,800 total and stimulus money. Allegedly. Joe Biden didn't want it. They got a black lady first. First got, what's she, the vice president? She done took the fucking vaccine. Ain't nobody seen her seat. Nick and now everybody got to get a vaccine. Pussy's about to be dry. That vaccine ain't going to dry their culture. I heard. They're going to draw all the witness. It's going to take out a protein. Well, at least a couple of days at the minimum. Your shoes are going to be cooch. Can't be the cooch is just cooch. Cooch. They don't know the side effect. Cooch is dry. Yeah, they don't know who they're going to test it on. Us. Who? The citizens. They better, they better, man. Mm-mm. Nick? No. Don't try to figure out how they're going to make folks take this shit. I'm going to be in the back of the line. Every time I get close to the front line, I'm like, you know what, man, I just need to go to the bathroom. You know, all I love about Spotify is the line. Well, when you look at that, I need to go to the back of the line. Back to the back. Another thousand people. Stop $2. $2. People are going to get it first. I've been doing these crystal commercials since I took this vaccine. 2020, we turning it up overhead to 85. Hey. Turn it all the way up, man. Yeah. Turn it up. No, we turn it, we going stupid. Turn it up. They better get a good look at this trap. Turn it up. We going to turn it up. Yeah, they better get a good look at this trap. It might be last time you see it. Man, it might, it might be. I mean, you might see it a couple of times. It might be last time you see it, man. Yeah, we about to step it up. We're going to get us a whole night. We moving from the trap to the, we going to a nice apartment or something. Going to a duplex. Going to a penthouse. No, that shit George Jefferson was getting. We're getting the deluxe apartment. In the sky. In the sky. You ain't got no choice but to have a white neighbor. Hey, George. Hi, motherfucker. Hello, I'm Mr. Bailey. They ain't never like each other. What's up, George? What's up, motherfucker? Yeah, I stay here. What up, nigga? Why you keep knocking at my motherfucking door? We got to acknowledge that George Jefferson was the first black man to call white people crackers and throw them out his house on TV. Crackers, honkers, Mr. Charlie. He got a wave. He walked on a white man's back. Yup. Stepped on the wall. And had his mate. Slammed the door in at least one white person face per episode. On every episode. Right. And he called them honkers whenever he felt like. God damn it, Mr. George Jefferson. Any time you need to pick me up, pull up some of them George Jefferson's. What was his wife's name? What's her name? Weezy. Oh, George. You're just a crazy man. Weezy. Don't call him a cracker, George. That's the label. There's no such thing as a honky in my house. You're a live Weezy. That's one right there. Tom Willis is Mr. Charlie. I like how the nigga knew he had money. Yeah. The nigga jumped out the motherfucking car with Weezy. You see how he walked up to his deluxe apartment. That nigga. That's how a nigga with money walked. Come on, man. This nigga was 5'4 with no roof. George Jefferson was only 27 years old. Had a whole bowl with an afro on the side. He was going crazy. Bones on the clown. How you walk? 25 years old, multi-millionaire from dry cleaning. How you walk? That nigga come out there and motherfucking. He's done great on the drill. We're going to wait to get to the drill. I said what that song is, you see? This is how cold George Jefferson was. What was it? The nigga had a cold theme song. But then when the bitch went off, they had a whole another song with no words. Just a motherfucker humming. And she was humming. Humming. Humming. Humming. Humming. Humming. Humming. Yeah. She sang both of them. For real? Yeah. From a good time. Motherfucking was lonely. She would get so much money out of that building. That maid didn't want to get the fuck on. Florence. Florence, I think it's time for you to go. I don't know where I'm going, Mr. Jerry. That's how cold George Jefferson was. He hired another black lady to keep the house clean. And she didn't do shit but talk smart to him. He could have easily let her go. Many times. They needed each other. He wasn't going to fire her. He woke up every morning like, let me see what this bitch about to say. She kept him ground. George, you ain't the richest motherfucker in town. You all right, Florence? I love you. Go get my bags, bitch. How did he get crazy, bro? George Jefferson, Apollo legend. As he was. Man, we got to get some more sitcoms, man. We need some. What we going to do? This is a sitcom. James, James need to get recognized for just staying down. James Evans. Just staying down. Hey. I always had a job but always got five. Fuck it. Just staying down. He's still alive. We should write a show for him. Like, he made it out the hood. And now he living in the suburbs and he got money. And he's still the same nigga, though. Yeah, but he done got a new family. That's fucked up. Yeah. James Evans? James Evans. Who you with? The white woman? Hell yeah. He faked his death? A young white woman, too. Well, a young woman in him. She 40 something. Right. 30s. Yeah. All right. Going crazy. Yeah. And they only got one. They got like two mixed kids. What he call that one? Them his mixed kids. They don't know like JJ. What he call them? They got white names. Do we whip them? Like Connor. Do they get whippings? Remember they used to get whooped on them. Because these are the kids he had after he got the money. So he don't whoop no more? No, he wasn't really asked me. You don't whoop with money? No. He on some LeVar ball type shit. What? That's the whole premise of the shit. He got some sons about to go to the league. We use James Evans to do the LeVar ball story. There we go. Okay. We don't hook them all the way. We don't hook them all the way. But from the neighborhood. Florida. So tired of these motherfuckers. But the white lady named Dakota, now Florida. We need another show like Living Single. Five black strippers. Living the house in Atlanta. Living with singles. Living off singles. Living with singles. We in our bank today. We in the whole writer's bag right now. I was on it when I was like Living Single. This went from 2020 to a writer's room. Okay. Living off singles. Living off singles. Wow. That's right. Okay. Queen Latifah comes back as the strip club owner. Okay. She the mama of the strip club. You know the one that makes sure everything get all the money and shit. You know who I was thinking for him? Who? See I said him. Mm. What he was. Motherfucking cow. Cow. Yeah. Cow Barker. Cow Barker. What cow Barker gonna do? He the house mom. Yeah. I was there for the same guy. He the one. Get that money off the floor. Yeah. You bitches all. Not dancing enough. Right. Because you know he bought a land. He bought a land. He could have won either way. Right. Like they never said he would. But they ain't never let you know that he did. He was fucking with Max. But it took five seasons though. Right. Max been trying to get that nigga to push. You know up until he got with Max. He was just going on dates. Max was trying to throw the pussy. He was like why are you so huge. You know the crazy part about that shit. The craziest part about Max is she didn't even know she was fine. What the fuck wrong with her? Max's kid. She was one of the kids that was supposed to not know that she was fine. No but in real life. In real life. Because she said she didn't ever know she was fine. Until she started playing Max. She didn't think she was fine as Max either. Oh no she had a little. I don't see why she said that. But she was fine as fuck. She was fucking. I liked her little long strides across the screen. She had a nice little gate to it. And she was a dark skin. She was a dark skin, sexy chocolate type. With the little dread. Yeah. With the little plaques. Little plaques. Yeah. Little plaques dread. They were burnt at the end. Ain't nobody going to say it though. We saying it now. We should have said it. I'm about to say it. What? That Khadija was the finest woman. I was just going to say Khadija was stupid. Yeah Khadija went. I love Khadija. Khadija had a business. Khadija looking. I'm going to tell you you got this. We probably had the weirdest pussy. What? St. Clair. St. Clair. Come on. Everybody knows. Everybody knows the silly one. It's always the silly one. Come on. Man. St. Clair had that wet weight. That was all too. He wasn't letting that go. He's slow ass. I just can't let you go shit clear. I just can't. You just cannot do shit clear. Boy ever since you turned Jamaican you been in your band. Ever since you turned to the Rostinian. I think you just cannot do shit clear. I just can't. Listen to hear. Listen to hear. Every time I see you say clear. I just because my rubbish is there and I just. I just wanna come slap on there pussy every day. I amma fuck you up. This is sleeper of the whole shit. No don't remember this. oRe, we can't forget Reggie though. Sinclair and Overton broke up and he had the other girl for it. Ooh. Pour a little bit. Pour a little bit. Sinclair got her mind right. Sinclair got her came back. Sinclair got her mind right. Sinclair came back. Sinclair came back. Y'all remember it? Reggie was the first one swapping wigs out. Right. We ain't know, we ain't know. You can pull off looking good with a wig. She was cold with the wig. Look, I may be wrong on this one, but if my memory serves me correct. Do you remember Big Les? They used to host rap city. Yes. I think she was the lady dancing. They did the kick. Exactly. Come on, man. That's like black history. We got to do this for all of them, man. I'm not 100% on that, but I'm kind of like, I think that was the case. It sounds accurate. I want to say that with a word. I remember when Queen Latifah fucked up with Grand Hill, her stupid ass. She didn't care. Fuck off his ankle. Nah, she just didn't want to get married. She didn't want to get married to him. She liked the other dudes. She on the show. She wanted to be the older nigga. The little runner boy. That's real life shit, man. She didn't want to nigga with the money. She wanted to be with the runner. That's how life goes, man. Hey, man. How you be? Niggas the runner boy got more swag than the nigga with money. What you trying to say about Grand Hill? I'm just playing. I ain't gonna act this kid with fun in here. He was like, hey, hey. I ain't never did this before. He was like, you are so beautiful. Oh, shit, Grant. He had to be hot back then. This nigga know all the Elder Souls. I knew it. I already knew it. They didn't put Moesha on Netflix, and now everybody finding out that Moesha really wasn't a nice person. She was kind of on the show. Yeah, she was real nigga. She was going crazy. Yeah, she was running away and dating this shit. A lot of them heroes that we thought they weren't good guys. Nobody. None of that shit we watched. Hulk Hogan is the worst one. What happened? All these goddamn tapes of Hulk Hogan calling everybody niggas and all kinds of shit. When? It's been a while. Yeah. It was a while ago. He got tapes of him calling us niggas. So he recorded himself. See his biggest feelings for his daughter to get one of them niggas. He said what? Brooke Hogan. He said what? And Brooke was fucking all the niggas. What she, what he done? Big ass feet. Big ass feet. What no nigga stressing over Brooke Hogan? Nah, but what Hulk Hogan say? It's a bunch of shit, man. Go on, man. I mean, that ain't some shit. He said it. But he said the bunch of fucking stupid racist shit. He said some shit sounding like dog to bounty hunter. Pretty much the same shit dog to bounty hunter said. I don't fuck dog to bounty hunter, man. It ain't a lot of people that I, but I don't fuck with him, bro. You know he died, bro. No, he did. Yeah, he did. No, he did not. See, he stopped playing. Oh, my bad. The motherfuckers you don't like live so long. That's stupid. You're stupid. You're stupid. What do I say? Oh, he a racist, too? All the motherfuckers racist. I'm convinced. He a racist, too? Yeah. Dog to bounty hunter? Look, we don't want no black people around because we say nigger a lot. His son had a black girlfriend, and he taped it. And a baby and everything. And he taped it and said what? Tape it and just let everybody hear it. Tape it and let everybody hear it. He was saying nigger? Mm-hmm. What? His daddy. Hey, man, it's a lot of racist shit going on. Fuck, look. I used to watch this shit. Dog, monkey, hunter. Be running and shit. Get him, get him. I'm like, are you a running boy? If you go back and watch it, all he was chasing was fucking meth heads. That's all in Hawaii. Where they gonna run to? You act like you were saving people. Aloha, brah. Aloha, brah. You gonna change your life, brah? Brah. Aloha, you gonna change your life, brah? He really thinks he's doing it in the favor. He's doing it in the favor. You don't give a fuck about this thing, man. I'm a bounty hunter. Give him a fuck of two cigarettes. Take him to jail to face 17 years. Look, man, I'm tired of chasing you down. Well, bitch, let me get away with some shit. You're not even the cops. Y'all got all these badges and pepper spray. You ain't the police, man. You got no gun. They got a big-eyed chocolate pepper spray. Y'all got a big-eyed chocolate pepper spray. Man, why you keep taking me to jail? Man, you must be a happy motherfucker to see a nigger locked up, man. That nigger want to be a bounty hunter. You getting paid at the end of the month? Man, let me out of this motherfucker's car, man. Let me get paid off commission. God damn. Off commission. How many niggas you locked up? Taking me to jail ain't gonna get you for $300. Man, stop by the crib. I'm gonna give you $400, man. Let me out of this motherfucker, man. Bro, I'm too high to go to jail this weekend, man. I just took seven hits of acid at my boy house. That's how you caught me. I thought you was giving me a ride, man. Dog, let me get that cigarette again. Look. Man, please let me out of this motherfucker, man. I got the little bitch coming over here tonight. She want to smoke some crack, man. Look at my fuck. Look at my crack. Man, I got a whole bag of crack, man. Let me out of this motherfucker's car. Now, man, she want to smoke some crack, man. Look at my fuck. Man, look at my fuck. I got $300. You see you ain't got nothing on your bra. Bro, I got some dope on me right now. I got my check in this fuck. I got the crack over here, man. The business man in the car. But why he go to prison and then he caught up? He out with me trying to take it. Yeah, for taking his job too fucking seriously, man. He out there acting like the police. Niggas jumped through a window. It was tripping. I think it was tripping. Niggas swung through a window like he on that car. But he repaired down the building. It was a one-story building. It was a one-story building. Yeah, it was some steps. Everybody know a bit, isn't it? Y'all got that one. Let me do it again. Let me do it again. Y'all ready? Hold on, hold on. They weren't ready. Hold on. Set the damn camera up now. We ain't got that bit of window to break. Get the pepper spray. Let me be popping the truck like they get guns and shit. Yeah, let's go to the back of the truck. Now that you bring this in the truck was funny. Where's your flashlight? You got your flashlight. When we didn't know they was racist. Got your pepper spray. Got your pepper spray. The motherfuckers who thought they had their paperwork just say, look, man, I'm not running from you dog, man. I'm not running. Right. I'm not in trouble. I've been doing anything. Well, apparently you mentioned court day. What court day, man? What court day? What court day? I get all my paperwork, man. What court day? Get the cigarette again. Baby, baby, stop crying, baby. It's nothing. I'm going to go down here. They're going to let me out Monday. They're talking about this and I can work. Oh, yeah. You remember he had baby Lisa joining? Baby Lisa. Baby Lisa wanted to be on the team, but I tell them it's too dangerous. Baby Lisa wanted to be on the team, but it's too dangerous. This is baby Lisa's first catch. We're going to let baby Lisa do everything. You're going to let baby Lisa get punched in the face. You better stop. Them goddamn crackheads run fast. They're no motherfuckers, too, man. Hey, them niggas really been going from apartment to apartment. Don't fuck with one another. Hey, have you seen this guy? They like... No. Niggas? You know... All them niggas down here are low-high, man. He ain't away. Where they going to go? Niggas swim away from you. It's right there. I got a word. They're going to get in the water and be like, if you ain't coming out here, get me. Fuck you. I can swim. I can swim. I'm from here. That's hilarious, bro. There ain't no dog racing like that. Yeah, they all races, man. They can be out there. They got damn more. Who else let you down? Shit. Don't let you down, too? Didn't they? I don't know. They probably did. That would not surprise me. I feel like all the races are just proving it. Yeah, man. No, that was Mel Gibson. That was Mel Gibson. That fuck, though. You're going to do Alec Barwin like that. Alec Barwin at the house. Like, what the fuck they saying about me? He almost chained it up. And I fucked with them, man. Yeah, well, lousy marbles. I never said none of those things. You got me fucked up. Mel Gibson. A pack of niggas. How many niggas come in a pack? Six. How many cigarettes come in a pack? 20. Damn. 20. That's a pack. That's a pack of niggas. Dang. Mel Gibson got us fucked up. That's fucked up. Listen to what you say, brother. Niggas, nicotine, nicotine. They want nicotines to smoke nicotine. They need it for nicotine. You be like, shut your ass up. That's true, though. They want nicotines to be on nicotine. That's why the new boys, you hear me? You don't know shit. You ain't bullshitting. I tried smoking cigarettes one time. That shit ain't do nothing. Nah, that shit ain't demote. That shit ain't demote. I fucked around the smoke. Two of them bitches back to back. Ain't nobody stop me. Why was I there shaking like a motherfucker? Them folks looking at me crazy. I was like, let me get some water. I'm 20 years old. You know a lot of kids watch this show. Don't ever smoke a cigarette. If you want to know what it feels like to smoke a cigarette, go outside and stand in the middle of the street and bend down and lick that bitch. That's what it tastes like to smoke a cigarette. That shit ain't nothing to play with, but... Motherfucking pavement. I'm talking about that nicotine and that guy. And I was smoking coos. Coos. Coos, what a busy-win guy. You really was? You made that so smooth? On the 7th this shit. Nah, I was on my coos. Shit, 12 years old. I never get out of that smoke in that bitch. My pop was out there playing football. They like, Lil John, you smoke. I'm like, I smoke, they can shut up. You know what I'm saying? I'm tryin' to be bad, shut up. They got to that cigarette my god, I'm like, can somebody call my mother? Won't stop shaking. Cigarette's something like the moves, man. But it ain't not the moves. No. This kid do not do drugs, I don't give a fuck. Who own that shit in your family and they making that shit look cool? That shit is not cool, do not do drugs. Your drugs ain't never been cool. I don't know how I'm gonna fucking get on drugs. No, you can't do that. As I smoke this drug. Right, that's not a drug, that's an herb. Come on. That's an herbal. Dick, you feel me? Natural. You don't want kids to be smoking weed. This is mad. Or again. Smoke, don't. Okay? That's what it is, man. I know what I'm doing. You do what you do. And you do what you do. We all grown people, right? I ain't bothering nobody. I know the work. I smoke my shit. I ain't out of the way. I ain't out there robbing nobody no more. I ain't stole nothing. Uh-huh. Not viewed. You hear me? Hell yeah, man, we shit. I ain't on that boy's head, man. I smoke dope, man. This is dope. This is all it gonna be. That's dope? Hey, that's dope right there? This is the dope. Who I get it from? The dope man. Where he selling that? The dope house. What that make this? Dope. The dope. Okay. Point in case. No more recommendation. But we don't want kids to think they smoking dope. Listen. No, this ain't dope. Y'all smoke weed. We don't want kids to be out there sneaking smoking weed because they'll make it look so sneaky. Look, this is not fucked up. Some of that shit ain't up in weed, kids. If you out here, smoke real weed. Don't smoke no K2. Don't smoke that shit for the gas thing. Don't smoke that shit for the gas thing. They could eat legal. Fuck that. I read so much terrible fucking shit. Don't be putting nothing in your body. Don't eat no tadpods. Damn. What's wrong with y'all? Why people eat tadpods? Why people eat tadpods? They weren't that a thing, man. They don't even look good. Look. What's your dog going to taste like? Like an orange? A gusher? A cream sick one. Ain't that going to be a gusher? Yeah. You remember earlier this year, when motherfuckers was going to the grocery store licking on the ice cream, now look at it. Corona. I ain't ate ice cream since this shit started. But that's for other reasons. Know what's going on? What? Teddy. He ain't talking. Licking ice cream? When they started licking, that goddamn ice ain't going to the grocery store. Know what's going on? The motherfuckers start going to the grocery store, making all them goddamn skits, playing with the food and shit. Stop playing with the food, man. I don't like none of that playing with the food shit, man. If you ain't going to buy it, don't touch it. Get your ass out of here, man. Go buy it and play with it. I just got theories, though. They got damn cucumber challenge. That was starting off. Somewhat. But go buy the cucumber. You don't suck on no agriculture. Go buy a cucumber. Some things you just don't fucking do. Fuck that. I'm going to just call Watt 100. I'm going to just ask him to teach me that left. He can just see that guy. You got to hit that thing with that left. Come back. Okay, we'll be all right. We learned that left, but everybody get that left. Come on. Come on, we got to get on the tip of the toe. Yeah. Get him off, though. You got to be accurate with that whole thing. Get him off. He's like, get him off. Put him off. Let's go to work. Let's go to work. I'm like, no, he just clocked out. How about you say, get that nigga off? He got sick days right now. That boy for the gold vacation leaves. You hear me? Oh, man. Fuck that. He going to remember you. Sometimes it pop off like that. You never know where it's going to pop off. You never know who might be who. What? It was at Hardy's? Oh, man. My wolf's your ass. You don't know who. Who's at Hardy's? Not saying Watt. I'm just saying. Fuck around with motherfuckers. You can't talk to fucking everybody crazy about it. They ain't them time. What they think they ain't them time, the niggas ain't cutting niggas. It ain't them time. They ain't got cuts. You better be glad he ain't got them time with that right. He only gave you the left. 2021, you going to start seeing a whole lot of that left. Mm-hmm. I feel it. Mm-hmm. Because the niggas in the store got the right. That's the go-to. He got the right with the can soda. Oh, he got. Yeah, that one came from down here by the knees. It was like, he don't even know what's coming. Niggas when he tried to look at it, he was like, man, I'm a good guy now. Fuck around with niggas. Stupid ass. Hey, man, and then he got up like. He didn't know what he wanted to do, man. That didn't even fuck off when he got back. He said, I can taste it. It's mutual man. He didn't know what he wanted to do, man. That didn't even fucked off when he got back. He said, I can taste it. It's mutual man. It's mutual man. That is hilarious, bruh. He said, I can taste it. Tell him, man. It tastes like mutual man. Shout out to that nigga that he do with that can. Oh, man. I know who he is, bruh. He's very, very under-appreciated. And then he got off the ground and said, I can't taste it. Does that taste like mutual? He got up out of there. I hope he good. I hope he good. I hope he good. I hope he good. I hope he ain't getting in trouble or no shit. Some of the white boys fucked him. No, no, no, no. He hit it with a cold beard that time. Blink, blink, blink. Fuck that mutual man. He gonna be like, is that the bloody white he said? But white. Bobby bitch ass. Niggas better be but we but. Y'all make bullshit. But what? I'm talking about blood. Hey man, you can get smacked. Maroon's coming through our jeans. You get your superpower. We been had them, right? We been had them. Yeah. We been had them. Look, they come from Maroon. You hear me? What? That what he said it did. Oh, no, not the double look. Bro, that's how you got to get 220 to fuck out of here. You got to start with your fist so it can sound like it's hard. That's how you get niggas to get about it. Yo, I didn't do it, bro. He got hit hard and he really got hit. That nigga said he was on his tip of toe. He was on his tip of toe. The niggas are wrestling punches. This nigga do a chest chop. This nigga. What you doing? Finish him. In the announce of the hype and the shit up, it could be the most bullshit movie. Oh my God, he's going to hit him with that. I ain't going to break it hard. The nigga jump on two ropes and then run in the middle of the ring and just tickle a nigga. I might as well be having them dumb ass moves, man. But that shit be, when that shit go right, it's right. But other times you be like, who is this nigga wrestling? And they just make up names for these bullshit regular ass moves. Oh, there's a lumberjack kick. Full ass handle. You mean this nigga made up things like this? That's a double ax handle. That's a... Oh, shit. Y'all talk to her. Y'all talk to her. You got to see the sides of the undertaker's hands. Couple of those chops, man. The average man is going to be knocked out, man. Those chops are top of your head. He's always the fans. He broke his ribs. Really? You got this? This is your shit, then? Yes, sir. That one he bought from you? That's a noodle. That's it? No? That's the arrow cool, right? What's the color, though, man? What is it? Cutlass. That's a 4-4-2, man. What is it? What are you? 83 hertz cutlass. 4-4-2. What's the difference between the hertz and the supreme? Well, the hertz is the shift package that they put in there. There you go. You mean from upgrades and parts and pieces on the car or whatever. You know, they made some performance parts on the car made by the hertz company. Okay. The hertz is famous for making shifters and, you know, just random parts and things of that nature. We'll talk about it. We'll talk about it. Look at Marvin Gaye looking at 2020. Yup, he tired of this shit, too. What's going on? I need one of them shirts, man. That ain't mine because that ain't small. That is small. You know when the new cars drop? You got this. Here we go. Get my goddamn shirt, boy. My goddamn new year. Get my motherfucking shirt, man. Get my motherfucking shirt, boy. They put that bitch on. They put it on. Well, that nigga be working out of class. Like, all right, now everybody, get on your toes. Everybody, get on your toes. Here we go. In three, two, one. Oh, my God. He's hitting them with the Tacoma Texas punch. Oh, no. That nigga got a workout plan. That nigga took this shit to the extreme. That's the twist of the room. Hey, man. Everybody. Just a close-up. Just a close-up. Rubbin' booty on your face. Watch it tomorrow. Rubbin' booty on your face. What you leavin' in 2020? 2020, man. Everything. That didn't go. Everything that ain't got down for show. Everything that ain't payin', man. You got to pay me this year. And I'm thinkin' out new ways to goddamn get it done. So, hey, we out, we on the heads. I'm leavin', uh, what you call it? What you leavin'? What else? I was a little... I hope everybody get well, goddamn. Whatever the fuck we need to do. Sit your ass down for a minute. I think we good here, but I'm worried about... Like, man, I shouldn't, you know... It's different, dawg. You a fan of the poor man's podcast? There you go. Big fan. Big fan. If I could do anything in life. Since I can't touch it in real life, I can't touch it to myself. You gonna go and look at the mirror and just do that? Make it ass cheeks all day? That's the idea. I wish I had a mirror on. I'm a roof. I was a slay there all day. Hey, man, what type of shit is this, you know? You gotta enjoy this melanin, man. Melanin do something to you. What you leavin' in 2020, if not... Man, I'm leavin' all that pussy-ass bullshit, all the excuses, all... You don't like it. Make sure you don't have any shit on it. All excuses, all bullshit, all this fuck-ass bullshit, motherfucker that don't want to be nothin' in life. I don't want to hear that. I don't want to hear nothin'. No excuse, nobody made up. The reason why they ain't doin' nothin' to move. I don't want to hear that shit. I don't want to hear it. It's time to work. You gotta prevail, man. You gotta keep goin'. You gotta understand. You ain't gonna never live life without no battle. You feel me? You just gotta keep goin'. Stay prayin' up, you feel me? So, if I ain't fuckin' around with no bad vibes, no nothin' in 2021, man, if I get any fun and feelin' about your ass and I start movin' differently, that mean I got a fun and feelin' about your ass, man. Until Provin' Innocent, nigga. That's my new motto. Until Provin' Innocent, nigga. You guilty in my ass. Until Provin' Innocent, man. He did it! He did it! And nigga, Thiefs, man. Prove it. Prove he ain't no Thiefs, man. Yeah. You know what else I'm leavin' in 2020? Motherfuckers can't argue on the phone around me. Oh, you gotta go somewhere with that? Yeah, you gotta go on somewhere with that, man. Fuck is that, man? Yeah, I don't like that. Yeah, you can't argue on your phone around me. Especially niggas that just bust out yellin'. You ain't even know that nigga was on the phone. No intense conversations. What you talkin' about? You don't matter how loud you're gettin' down. Can't do all that, man. You don't even know if the other people on the underline put you on mute. You ain't yellin'. They ain't hear you. They like, look at him. Shut up! Just yellin'. You know what I can't do no more with? Can't let nobody holdin' that. Holdin' that? Can't holdin' that. At least for the next year. I can't let nobody holdin' that. See, I can't let these bitches hold this. Yeah! Put it on your forehead. Besides what the dick on your forehead is, this can't hold nothin'. She can't hold these nuts. This can't hold a conversation. And you don't even want to talk to them? No. No. No. This can't hold my seat. This can't hold my coat. Don't even hold my hand. This can't hold my mother fuckin' thing. You understand that? Yeah, it ain't with all that. Let me hold somethin'. That shit over with, nigga. You got a stimulus check. Yeah. And plus, it's about to be 2021. I'm my answer. How long you been on Earth? Yeah. You had 2,021 years. That ain't right. But when I didn't have it, you ain't get it to me. I didn't live in 2,021 years. What you just saying? The humans have been evolving for 2,021 years. That's even more than that. Niggas, humans are more advanced than they have ever been. Niggas, if you got a phone, you can get some money. Right. You can do something? Think about it. It's whole, full, able-bodied motherfucker who would rather ask a motherfucker than to actually try to go get something. Right. Right. Hey, whoa, free money. But motherfucker, don't understand free money ain't shit because you don't know the value of the money because it's free. They can get free money. It just won't be for money. You put the hard ends, blood, sweat, and tear for that shit. They're just like these niggas that got that long, man. Better go get it. If you work for a 20p, I bet you had that 20p for a long time. But if you hit for a 20p, you gonna blow that shit in about 2 weeks. That's how them niggas are all up and down Cali. Them niggas out there. During the whole pandemic, everything was closed except the little shops. Niggas was up and down that bitch. I didn't even know what was going on. I had to go to the mall to get some cologne. I'm on some little shit. I'm going to the mall for some little shit. Some shit you need. Really? But some little shit? I ain't even gonna buy shit. Man, the mall flooded. I'm like, y'all, what the mall flooded for? Well, and I'm like, and this way the evening, bro, they money. Came right to. That's what I'm saying. All the motherfuckers I thought I was helping. I ain't really what I'm doing. They took your money and went straight to the Louis Vuitton. And fucked it off. I'm talking about shit that they big and had the sad ass store for. Fuck it off. Nobody bought no tissue. Motherfucker got all that money. Ain't nobody went and bought no tissue. And you still need paper towel. If I was you, I'd take every thread out that $1,000 sweater and wipe your monkey ass. 20 times with your stupid wipe it with the thread. Now you got doodoo on your fingers. You see how stupid you feel? Stupid ass. Fucked up, man. Bed on the floor. You done went and bought a $1,000 sweater. Bitch, you need a bed. For what, nigga? They ain't head on the wall. You hear me? Your child head on the wall. Bitch, you need to go to the dump. At the dump. At the dump. There's one of your dressers don't dresser. They dresser draw it on clothes. At the dump. Everything you need. I'm gonna go to the mall. No, you need to go to the dump. Oh, shit. I fought with the dump, too. Man, shit, that's just $29.99. I went to the dump one time. I said, but it ain't no dump. This is heaven. That's all right here. This is $20, nigga. I want all this shit. They're like, where you at? I said, I'm at the dump. I want all this shit. I want all this shit. This is great quality. You can't fight with your life in the dump. You don't fight with the dump? It's at the dump. It's a furniture store. It's called the dump. I don't know why, but... That should be cheap. I get all my furniture made by an old man from a small village. Where? What village? It's a fishing village. It's mostly under water. Coastal? The village under water? Most of it. But he stay on the part above. I mean, they got one of them kind of houses. It's kind of like above. On the sticks? They don't call them sticks, but yeah. Stilts? Something like that. Crane legs. They got word for it, but it ain't that. You talking about a teepee, motherfucker? Nope. The teepee's on the ground. He would drown if he lived in a teepee. It's called a shanty. You talking about a shanty? With the sideburns? No, that's a shanty. Oh. That was the point when she lived in a shanty. Where the lady name was shanty? Yeah. Who's song was Jauru? And Jauru scammed all the folks out there. What? I was just playing, but they would say it. You know, white people don't say Jauru. They say Juru. They just say, they call them Ja. You know, we have a little event with Ja. They like you. You know it's songs. They get you the up wrong song. That's my bad. You didn't see the candy shop, did you? You know the candy shop, did you? I saw a candy shop. Sorry. You know the nigga. You're here. You're here. They like what? You know. You're here. You're here. You're here. I don't know him. Jauru used to say some bullshit, though. When you look at some of these rap songs, a lot of them was on bullshit. Jauru came on his opening line and was, when I first met her, all I thought was thonged at the home. That's what you thought, nigga? That's what you thought. Cisco song. This is the first thing about your head. That nigga Jauru. Jauru wrote that nigga back then. That nigga a cop. Yo, them songs, man. You know the only nigga I know that can have a voice like that and sing and be like, yo, my nigga, I'm gonna fuck what they say, man. I'm the greatest singer alive, man. Was he singing? He was singing. You know why he was able to do that? Because his first song was Hala Hala. Hala, Hala, everybody get ready to get Hala, Hala, come on. How you fuck with Jauru, man? Why he let them all do it like this? He got tired of hollering? No. He smoothed up. I remember that shit. That was his shit. Jauru, what's up? Jauru, what you been doing? Shut the fuck up. You gonna go to jail. What was that song that he was on with Jay-Z and all? Who was the girl though? Amir. My baby. If I could flow futuristic with you and still put your lips on this wood and kiss it, I forget the word. She said Hakuchi remains in a Gucci name. That bitch went crazy. What did Jauru say? This is what she said. They had him in the alleyway. When she said she started this connection in Alize and Vaca, I was like, nah, that bitch crazy and she probably hit nigga. Right? Missing two kinds of clear liquor? Right. He was like, I was like, nah, I'm 30. 28. I just round it. How old are you? 30 coming up. You straight? Just pick an age, stay there. Forget a year. I been forgot how old I was. That's why I round it up. At one point in time, I don't even remember me saying 26 and 27. It's like getting a year back. Once you grown, you grown. What's up with you? My 26 and 27 was gone. I ain't even get a chance to tell nobody I was 26. They be like, how old are you? I'm like, I'm almost 30 now. They saying that shit. I'm almost three years. I forgot how old I was. Why your shit say you're 24? I'm 28 now. One year left as a check. Yeah. That's the goal. 30, I'm trying to be... What you think I'm having? I'm getting more angry and cranky. Nah. I promise you I am. That's what I'm saying. So I know the shit I ain't dealing with. I'm telling you, I'm not dealing with it. The older I get, the more I understand old mean people. Because fuck it. They just mean what they say. They just firm. They look at us the same way we look at motherfuckers who are like 19 and 20. They're like, you don't know shit. Look at y'all happy. Shit. When them high ass shoes don't even know your feet going to swell up anyway. Oh, god damn. Go shocking all the time. Nigga ain't took no pill today. Ask them when they had a vitamin in their body. Oh, yeah. I'm a vegetarian. You ain't put nail vitamin in your body. The first thing the doctor gonna tell you when you go out, you should have had some vitamin D. Mother fucker won't eat no oranges or nothing. Look at him. Sleep all goddamn day. It's nine o'clock. Nine in the morning. The day over with. And they ain't enough sleep. Nine in the morning. They ain't as bored. Want smoke blunts all night. We been doing that. We been smoked glasses in the 60s. Ain't nothing new. Don't even know. That shit make you stupid as hell. Want to eat captain crumb. That ain't breakfast. Put something in your body, man. Right. On that sleeping in the on that old soft ass mattress. Don't even know. You fucking get back up. Oh, shit. Hell. Hell. You supposed to go to bed at nine o'clock so you can be up. What's up? Early. Hell, I get up and kick the rooster in the ass. It'd be still dark outside. I'd be dressed and ate and all that old shit. Hell, I got to wait. I got to wait on mother fucker to wake up so I can get my damn day started. I try to pull up and get some breakfast at McDonald's. That's how they say it. I went to McDonald's. I had to wait. McDonald's. I had to wait 30-something minutes for them to cut the goddamn light off. Everybody's sleepy. I wish the fuck I would get sleepy. What you was going to get at McDonald's? What you was going to get at McDonald's? I went up there to get me two pieces of sauces. What you going to get? The sauce. Why you ain't at work, OG? Hell, I've been up there 30-something years. I can go when I want to. Don't nobody tell me when to go no goddamn job. I'm supposed to have been retired five years ago, but hell, I just fuck it. Y'all young folks got it all fucked up. It don't work like that. It doesn't work. You out here want to fuck all these hoes. Who going to go pick your pills up? One of these hoes. They want you exactly. You think that. She going to be on the next dick. They don't need no pills. She could dick get old. Pussy live forever. Pussy's attorney? Pussy live forever. Pussy like a liver. You generate yourself. Even the bad liver get wrecked. Yeah, it'll grow back. Pussy grow back. I forgot liver do grow back. They got a pussy rejuvenator pill. Women can do it if they think about it hard enough. It's all in the man. It's all in the man. What's the... It's like a yoga, like a chant. It's like when the lizard loses tail and grows another one. So when the pussy... When they try to open up, they like... I can't explain how it happens. It just happens. It's a mutation. What? The opposite of the blue chew would be the... for the ladies in it would... Ladies don't need nothing. They can change. They die for two weeks and change the pussy. All they got to do is take some pineapples and stuff. They're very acidic. Some of us don't need it. Y'all don't understand that. Vagina's a very... You're gonna be sweet and now you got a sour patch kid on your hands. Too much acidity. Too much acidity. First they sour and then they sweet. First they sour, then they sweet. You got to get through that sour though. It's all good. You got to get through that sour. If you ever drunk water out of a water hose the pussy is no match for you. Water out of a water hose? Don't tell them what you get there. That fur little squirt and don't tell them what's in there. Yeah, that water hose is water. When you hear it, when they coming out of a water hose... You got to let it run. It might be a spider or a bug or that bug or something. But if you ever drunk some water hose water you built for it tough. It ain't a lot of shit that could really knock you out. I grew up on a water hose water. I remember niggas ain't had a water hose. You had to put your mouth over it. The little tap. No, they ain't had a water hose. You had to put your mouth over it. That's what I'm saying. Play me some Get the Fuck Out of 2020 music, man. Get us out of here, please. We out of here, bitch. Before we leave, man. Superpowers fully activated. I got to let you know that, man, we just celebrated five years for the first time. Hey, Mike. You got to give praises to the Most High. To the Most High, First High. Let me take this off of my girl. Guys, thank you so much. I'm not even anxious. Oh, y'all shut up. I'm like, baby, can they come home with us? You got to give praises to the Most High and the First High. And then we're going to give a lot of shout-outs to, you know, the motherfuckers who love and support us. Our A-1 since day one is the real 85%ers. Keep pushing. Keep supporting this, man. A lot of projects dropping in 2021. I'm still dropping that wine with the prenatal vitamins. Dude. I'm still dropping Nicarlo's Bernard. Come on. Man, that shit coming so hard. That's the thing they don't understand is that I'm really about to make this shit happen. You're going to test it out? You're going to go to the factory? I'm going to get some grace from Italy. I'm going to get no bullshit. No hard ass, oh. Nah, this is what I'm talking about. I'm about to mess with the people who really do this shit. Take this shit. That should take like Fabuloso. What the fuck is this? Don't let them brought to you by nobody. And then we're going to drop a little documentary on that. Yeah, for the motherfuckers. So they'll know my shit. It should be like the legend. And the dude who's going to help me put together. He's going to be on the... Yes, Mr. Miller comes to me and we come together. We make something very nice for this. We make a very nice liquor for you. We're going to make a big name. So you're going to talk fucked up. Some kind of crazy accent. Big good for you. It's going to be delicious. Come on, I saw you with your face. Come on. That shit going to work? That's coming. That shit changed. Yeah, we jacket. I need my jacket. This been cold in here this whole time. Y'all bullshitting. I see what's going on T.J. that way. I see you with the tight braids. I see you with the tight braids. The first time I get the A.I. My shit and I can't lose my head with my braids. So look. Yeah, I had to stop it. You ain't need to let them get to the side. You said no. You got to let them get fuzzy because you're making. Let it fuzz up. You got to come up. You ain't going nowhere. Take it down there. That shit is not going to take this shit. I'm a ho. You got no time for no itch ass head. No, you're right. How long it took? How long it took? Oh, that's not bad. I'm going to let it stay like today. I'm going to take it out. Wild one. Bullet. Wild one. Bullet. That's the farayana. I hope y'all looking forward to 2021. Here it comes. Because 85 South Shore is. Shut out the jail in. J-O-N. Yeah. Shut out the cat. Yeah. Everybody. Everybody. Everybody. Chad. Craig. Taylor and Ash. What's your name? Sky. Sky. Chad on the sleep. That's everybody. I have a fan, man. And they graduated. Hey, what's happening? Congratulations. What's your major? Film. So you came here to get a job? My wife. What's up? You know you could have got hired without graduating. What? You could have got hired without graduating. You know him? Yeah, I know him. Huh? You want to school with him? Nah. I'm just saying he graduated and came straight over here. Nah, he was here then graduated with. Right. See how that work? Yeah, we helped him get out of school. See how she come back around for you? Yeah, we helped him get out of school. See what I'm saying? You dig me. Oh, man. Congratulations, brother. I'm gonna enrol 2022. Man, when you say this, a lot of people gonna hit you and be like, Bruh, I work in the admissions office. No. People gonna hit you and be like, I work in the admissions office. Man, I can get you in here. I don't want the honorary degree, though. That's what I want. That's all I want. I don't want that honorary degree. That's all I want. I can't use that one. They ain't gonna look at you certified. Me and Clayton English will take some honorary degrees from any university that's willing to give us some. Me, too. I'm just saying, y'all just make me change my mind. We will show up and go to school for one day. Y'all want to give me some. But I want to go to school, too. We'll go. We will go to one day of classes for an honorary degree. I go. I want to go to a historically black college, though. I went, man. I want to go to a private white institution that has an equestrian club. He said, what? Private white school with equestrian club. Y'all school ain't shit if y'all don't have sports in every school. If y'all don't have a rugby team, it's not a real white school. Where's your polo team, man? If the soccer team made the best shit at the school, it's not a real white school. La Crosse players get all the hoes. I don't want no white school. Give me black. Phil Hockey. Shout out to all my niggas playing Phil Hockey. They say Jim Brown was cold. Yeah, La Crosse. I'm glad he didn't play that. That was really football. Well, folks. I hope you really enjoyed watching us talk shit all 2020. Hey, man, y'all stay tuned, man. More movies, more TV shows. Make sure y'all go get that album, Fly Wolf Mac. You did what I'm saying. You dropped a lot of plans. Music in 2020. How do I talk about drops? Drop a million days. We only got tonight, baby. We only got tonight. We got a date in the morning. I be throwing my own parts in there. Every nigga do. I got a lot of shit going on. More tools and shit. I'm definitely about to drop some comedy shit, too. By any means. Just so I can go out there and test the waters and see what it's like to drop a project. A comedy project. Direct to consumer. Just to see what it do. Hand to hand. It's a whole different vibe, though, man, because I was doing this shit at a drive-in theater. We dropping that shit to 2020. Over with by the time you get to this part. When this drop, when this drop. By the time they get to this part. We dropping from the future right now. You in the time right now. So check this out. Right now what you're watching is what I told you that I was going to be dropping. So it's kind of like, all the shit I've been saying now is the moment that happens. Am I making sense to you? The shit I've been telling you about is right now. We are here. Like Clayton said, from the future. Wow. I can't believe you stayed down this long. And if you just now getting to this part. Fuck you Ben. By any means. Watch it. Get it. Download it. Direct to consumer. That means from me to you. Like did nobody else touch it? The dope is uncut. Smoke with this. I'm telling you. By any means. And people asking why I chose the title. By any means. Because it's the middle of a pandemic. And I was really ready to get back to telling some jokes in some kind of capacity. So we had to drive in through the experience. People pulled up from all around. Just like I'm telling jokes on stage. They're in the car. So I'm like, can they hear me? But then I was like, once I realized that we had the shit set up and they could hear the shit in the car. It was gravy train from there. Whole different experience, man. I want to do some more shit like that. Whatever's safe. Yeah, like soon as you get back hot. So did they beep or something? Like you got to do it, bro. What, it's some over there for me? How many do you have? Excuse me, I'm cold a little bit. You know how a nigga talk when he cold. You've been a god damn cool. Nigga be outside with one hoodie on in the winter. So he ain't cold. He's straight. He ain't got no coat. He ain't got no coat. He ain't got no coat. He ain't got no coat. He ain't got no coat. He ain't got no coat. I'm cool. Every nigga's biggest fears is to be a fuck nigga. You ever notice that shit? Nigga do everything. Shit ain't one of these little fuck niggas. I don't get cold. Me with no pussy ass jacket. Fuck your tongue, man. Nigga, I'm gonna stay shivering and shit. Nigga was like, man, I wanted to see Lozden nigga go, ha, there's a mother fucker. This nigga on dope, man. Lozden got the B&T money and got it back. You went outside and performed in the cold, man. It was about a fucking hour. They ain't get you no extra shit, nigga. Is you trying to relive that shit now? Cause it's cold in the pictures. That's what I said when it's warm. Yeah, when it's warm. So they can sit on their cars shit. So goddamn cold, I'm talking like this. Nigga was like, man, Lozden got damn on the stage doing the Bobby Brown, man. And nigga didn't even look. He was looking all over the place and shit. Nigga kept walking around, talking in the microphone. I don't know what this nigga was doing. Nigga was telling jokes outside in the cold. That's drugs, man. I don't do drugs. Shut up, nigga. Who say that? I didn't read too much shit. Oh, man. That nigga get cold now. You gotta get married in 2021? Huh? I'm trying to bring us in there with you. Nah, I wasn't saying nigga get married, bro. Timnick just got engaged. He ain't on the shelf. Congratulations. I was just asking y'all. Y'all of age. Huh? What? What you trying to say, young blood? Nah, I'm just saying. Say that shit again, Robby. We hit you with a lip. We hit your head with a lip so fast. Say that shit again, Robby. Yeah, everybody boy, that's the question. I know it. One day we all... One day we all gonna be married. One day. We're some great niggas and we're gonna be some great husbands. That ain't something you just force on somebody, especially when y'all gonna be together forever in life. Bitch, how... I don't know... Yeah, we need to be equally yoked. We both need to know... Yeah, because I'm at the age where I don't need to know. No more surprises. There's a time I got left to do the shit I need to do. Right. Right now. I'm just saying. I just need a little more time to do what I'm doing. Not that I'm doing some shit with a bunch of motherfuckers. Who said you got to get yourself together? I got so much shit in my life. You need to get yourself together. Right. And there's a few more shit I need to just do by myself. Few more things? Few more things I just need to do by myself. What you trying to do by yourself? Hey, hey, this is not the place for that. You can move better when you got nobody to try to control you? No, it ain't about the control. It's just some shit that you just want to do by yourself. I feel you on that. Who knows? I might want to goddamn jump on the plane and just go to the motherfucking... my favorite spot. What's your favorite spot? I can't tell you my favorite spot because I'm always trying to... What if I just need to go out there and be like... I give them the... You get your old goddamn... You confuse people when you say shit like them. You say, I got a few more things I need to do by myself. Like what? Fuck some hoes? No! Live some more life! Maybe a nigga want to hold a sloth in the rainforest, man. Maybe a nigga want to zipline. Maybe a nigga want to see the rainforest. And been wanting to see it. And you don't want to see it with nobody else. You just want to see that shit. You got to see that shit first. Because you said you was going to do it. And when you had the vision of seeing it, there wasn't nobody else there. This music is inspirational right here. It's making me want to build a BMX bike and beat my crosstown rival. I want to fight. This is the part where the words come in. I don't fire, no one can change it. You can do anything. You put your mind to live your life on the edge, my friend. Another level we're going to go to. That's it right now. If you put your life on the line and make it bring a sacrifice and got to take it to another. There's going to be some weird shit that's going to come out of nowhere. We kill Santa Claus. Santa Claus was a warrior. But just like my boy said, man, we got movies, DVDs, comedy shit coming in. Come on, man, more than a little bit. We got some more dope ass apparel. People been fucking with this shirt trying to figure out where they can get it. We don't even know if we're going to sell y'all this shirt, man. Who won't the shirt? Man, a lot of motherfuckers hit me about this shirt. They don't never ask y'all the annoying shit they ask me. I'm about to stop talking to everybody. Talk to them. Nah, man, they be asking me to. That's your job. Is it? It's not. But is it, man? Why it ain't? Because it's strange, bro. I've been seeing strange shit. This girl sent me a tweet. She said, I woke up this morning and I was thinking y'all should y'all should get J. Cole on the show. That was your thought this morning when you woke up. That was it? What are you thinking about? Nothing else. J. Cole. We need to get him on the show, too. We got to get J. Cole. It's a long list of people. We got to get him. Y'all ain't got to do shit. The dope shit is that you able to do shit. Because you ain't had to do shit and you made it more fuck-wittable. That's what I don't know. People fuck with it because it was the one place they could actually go. I'm a sleeper. That was the keeper. I'm about to start bringing everybody to the trap. Me, too. I'm gonna bring my brother up here. Bring him? Please do. I just want y'all to listen. He ain't got no teeth. Can we bring some drums for him, though? He'll go crazy. That shit muscle memory. We're gonna set the drums up. Hey man, we're gonna set the drums up right here. He's gonna go stupid. He's gonna go crazy. He's gonna say all this shit. I used to work for Earth, Wind and Fire. I used to be the fire. You was never on fire. You was smoking fire. DC, for some reason I feel like that would be one of the best episodes. Please bring your crack in. I'm gonna bring them. I'm gonna get down to the screen. You know who I want to bring on the show? Everybody ain't even gonna know who I'm talking about. But the motherfuckers who know gonna know. I'm gonna get South Park shawty on this bitch. For real? You know who we got to do? You know who we got to bring on this show? Who? We're gonna have to fly him out. What? This shit will break the fucking... It'll go crazy. Who? We're at your man. You're gonna bring We're at your man through this bitch. We're taking on God damn role in here. Yo, motherfucker. Fuck out about me. Sit your ass down. What the fuck with you We're at your man? He think y'all don't fuck with him? I don't know. Y'all ain't beef with him. He stay beef with him. Call him the Chico. Always. Always. I said, but We're at your man. He gon' be what y'all have at. Oh, man. I said that how bad he was. I seen it. He done did it before though. We got to bring We're at your man through show. We got to bring We're at your man. I'm gonna banster out the chair. That was the scary part. That's the shit. That shit to hand me a little show. We got to bring We're at your man through this show. Alright man, we got to get the fuck up out of here. 2021. Ain't no tellin' who you gon' see on this bitch. Happy New Year. Fuck you, baby. By any means. 2021. And we done. Oh man, don't break that. We out. Bro, I got a fuckin' flight early as shit. You gon' move on. Orlando. Oh, it's Handel. You bring it in the New Year? Yup. New Year, man. My guy Ralphie. How you doing, bro? Thanks so much. No man, we really appreciate you jumping on here talkin' to the real one. Alright, cool, guys. So, what's up, man? We excited to have you, man. I appreciate you doin' this with us. Our audience needs you, brother. Win this race, man. Thanks for having me. Yup, so this is Carlos Miller of the 85 South Show. This is also Chico Bean. Our third member, Fly, he just had a newborn, man. So he's goin' through that right now. So we gon' beat our two guys. And y'all are good to start whenever y'all are ready, guys. He ain't gettin' no sleep. Nah, none at all. That's exactly what happened. Hey, man, welcome back to the 85 South. So we got a very special guest. Hey, Los, let me cut you two seconds. I apologize. Brother Fly just joined. So we good. Let's start over from there. Yup. The new daddy's in the house. Congratulations, man. Where is he? Fly, can you hear us? What's up, man? There we go. You ready? Alright, Los, whenever y'all good to go. Hey, man, you low. Me and you, Chico. Yeah, Chico's on. And then Rev Warnock's on, Fly. Shut him up. Alright, welcome back, man. We got a very special guest here with us today. We got Reverend Raphael Warnock. Good to be here with you. Thank you for joining the 85 South. So we can get this campaign going, man. I think you got one of the funniest political commissions out right now. I don't know who wrote that, man, but the comedian in me loves that commercial, man. Most definitely. Yeah, you had a fan before you even jumped on Hell. I'm definitely voting for Buddy, man. Well, it's good to be here with you. Look, this is an important moment in our country. And it's a drama being played out in Georgia. Who would have imagined that when the dust settled on November 3rd, there would be two runoffs in the country. And both would be in Georgia. And that these two races would define and decide the balance of the Senate and thus the direction of the country and the work that we're able to do in the coming months and years, whether we'll be able to make progress on health care, on jobs, on justice, on voting rights, on criminal justice reform, a whole range of issues. And I'm deeply honored to be running. Let me ask you this. My first question, though, is like, as a black man, what makes you want to be in the Senate? Oh, listen, I love our country. And I am an example and an iteration of the American dream. You're looking at somebody who grew up in public housing. I was one of 12 children in my family. I'm number 11. Clearly my folks read that verse that said be fruitful and multiply. The first college graduate in my family. I got there through grit, hard work and determination. But that alone doesn't put me in the seat now. Pastor Ebenezer Baptist Church, Dr. King served now running for high federal office. How did I get there through personal responsibility, hard work and grit? But also somebody gave me some Pell Grants. Somebody gave me some low interest student loans. In other words, I had a path to a more prosperous and productive life. I'm running now because it's harder for kids growing up in their families in situations in neighborhoods like the one I grew up in. It's harder now for kids than it was for me. It's an opportunity. I've been hearing a lot of talk about student loan forgiveness. You think that is real? Is that just a talking point that's hot at the moment? We absolutely have got to get student debt under control in this country. I said I would not be sitting here. I often say I went to Morehouse College on a full faith scholarship. That means I had no money for the first semester. I wanted to be there. I wanted to be at Dr. King's school where he went. I was able to graduate through Pell Grants and low interest student loans. When I came out of school, I'm like kids today after four degrees or two other master's degrees and a PhD. I didn't have the kind of mounting debt that kids have now. I had some problems with what they're carrying now. Our young people have a mortgage before they have a mortgage. That's a drag not just on them personally. It's a drag on the economy. I think part of the path to stimulating our economy is we've got to address the mounting student loan debt which has now surpassed credit card debt and auto loans. We can do better than that. It's not an act of charity. I think it's an act of common sense to get student debt under control. It's something I will absolutely be committed to in the Senate. I had a question following that. I went to an HBCU and also had a bunch of student loan debt. My question to you is if you are to win, do you feel it's important to instill programming and different types of options for children to be able to come out of high school or wherever they want to go to be able to have something that offsets them having to go into hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt to get an education that's not guaranteeing jobs. I said I'm a proud of the Pell Grants and Low Interest Student Loans. Part of what I'm committed to doing as a United States Senate is strengthening our Pell Grant program so that kids would have less debt. And then at the same time you mentioned HBCUs. I'm an HBCU graduate as well and we've got an HBCU graduate now who after John and John Ossoff and I are elected to the Senate, Kamala Harris graduate of Howard University will be the deciding vote on a number of these issues. We've got to strengthen our HBCUs and our small community colleges because they are the pipeline that creates opportunity especially for young people coming from struggling and working class families. Why do you think that younger voters aren't interested in political elections? I think that's a myth. We saw record youth turnout here in Georgia for this election. People are very focused on the issue and I think that young people get a bad rap honestly. I think young people vote actually the way everybody else votes. Young people, people in general voters don't vote for politicians. They vote for themselves. They have to hear their own story and their own issues in the conversation. And if you're not talking about me, then maybe I won't answer. So you need to be talking about me. And so I'm saying to the young voters all across Georgia that I know what it's like to grow up in the hood if you will. I know what it's like. I'm also a head start baby where you're working with kids when preschool age and you're growing up. I'm a product of Upward Bound which is a program that gets high school students who would be the first college graduate in their family ready to go to college. All of those are federal programs. I'm the beneficiary of it and now I'm getting in the U.S. Senate I would get a chance to craft federal policy. And so what we've got to do is we've got to talk about what we care about. I think they want opportunity. We've got to get the student debt crisis under control. It may seem like a strange thing for a passenger to say we've got to decriminalize cannabis because I come from communities where the enforcement has done as much if not more damage to those communities decimating and devastating those communities than the drug itself. We've got to deal with criminal justice reform in this country. What does that mean to you? Criminal justice reform. We understand the criminal justice reform but we're trying to get before that to keep the cops out of our neighborhoods so we don't need criminal justice reform. We're trying to stay away from the system altogether. We're in a system that targets us as black men, black people, black and brown people. Before we even get to criminal justice reform I feel like something needs to happen before you're actually in the criminal justice system. I'm a product of the things that need to happen before you're in the system. Exactly. That's my point. I agree that we need fewer prisons and more preschools. We need to create opportunity. The United States of America is 4% of the world's population. We warehouse 25% of the world's prisons. No other nation comes close not even close to the number of people we have in prison. The percentage of our population that's in prison we've got a greater percentage of black people in prison than did South Africa and much of this is driven by the so-called war on drugs that too often has been a war on black and brown communities. Many of these folks are there for non-violent drug-related offenses. People are talking about that now that we're dealing with an opioid crisis where we're seeing the same kind of thing that played out with crack and black and brown communities in the 80s and the 90s now we're seeing this opioid epidemic in largely white rural and suburban areas. This is why we've got to build a multi-racial coalition committed to ending mass incarceration and reimagining the kind of society, the kind of great society that we can actually create. I think we saw a glimpse of that this summer when the death of George Floyd Rayshard Brooks Breonna Taylor we saw a multi-racial coalition of conscience pouring out into our American streets saying that we can do better than this. We've got to channel that energy to the ballot box and then from the ballot box to engagement and activism in the days ahead. What are you doing? I got one I'll add with you. What are you going to ensure that you're just not another face that looks like us that gets elected, that forgets about the people that elected? Because I'm a free man. You know, I I'm not I'm running for high federal office but I say honestly I'm not in love with politics I'm in love with humanity I'm in love with justice and the reason why nothing gets done and I share your frustration is that nothing gets done so often because what we've done is we've created a class of professional politicians and their primary focus is making sure they get re-elected. Of course if you serve in office you want to get re-elected but we have a class of professional politicians who are so focused on the next election that they're not focused on the next generation. I think we've forgotten in the course of this is this great tradition also that's part of our American story and that is that we are a citizen democracy, we are a representative democracy. This idea that you send ordinary citizens preachers, teachers business owners folks who run not for profits, folks who are actually connected into the community you send citizens like you to represent you in office and we have we've been sending professional politicians the politics has been about the politicians and so nothing gets done and then there's so much corruption that goes on that someone else owns the politics and so I'm running for the U.S. Senate but I'm still a pastor I'm someone who's connected to the community the heartbeat of the community and I am determined that I'm not going to spend all of my time just talking to politicians for fear that I might actually become one I tend to be a public servant. That's the piggyback right off the way he said I don't know if you can see in the background but I got Mary and Barry a painting of Mary I'm from Washington DC and this is in my opinion the greatest politician ever because of the things that he did for our community growing up and one of the things that I loved about Mary and Barry is that he actually made promises that he kept so my question to you is a lot of times politicians they say things and then forget about the people who elect them but one of the things that I'd like to do is to have the people that I vote for the people something that they're going to be able to know and guarantee is going to happen should you be elected because people have already voted so you got to motivate them to get back out to the polls again so what are you going to do for people specifically something specific that Reverend Warnock can guarantee the people who are going to go cast their ballot for him. Let me tell you and I need the folks to hear me very clearly here if the concern is that nothing is going to happen let me tell you what will guarantee that nothing happens if we don't win these two sentences absolutely nothing will happen because Mitch McConnell will be in control of the Senate. He is a terrible person and he will do to President Biden and Vice President Harris the same thing he did to President Obama he will engage in a shameless campaign of obstruction they're talking about divided government won't be divided government it will be paralyzed government dysfunctional government they will block everything that we try to do and so if people are concerned that nothing is going to happen the best response to that is to get back out and vote in this runoff because if we don't win these Senate seats absolutely nothing will happen you can be certain of that but if I win this seat and John Arsoff wins his seat we will be 50-50 which means effectively we will control the Senate Kamala Harris a great graduate of an HBCU Howard University you all make a market that a Morehouse man said something nice about Howard I think twice on this podcast she'll be the deciding vote and what that means is number one we can get this virus under control stop playing games have a national coordinated strategy it is disproportionately killing black and brown communities we can get COVID relief that centers the pain and the concerns of workers and small businesses we can get this vaccine distributed safely and efficiently it means that we can make sure that we strengthen the affordable care act rather than trying to destroy the affordable care act which is what they want to do I mean they've literally had dozens of votes to destroy the affordable care act and it means that people with three existing conditions here's one of those words you hear in politics three existing conditions what are we talking about I'm talking about your auntie who has diabetes I'm talking about you or the person in your family who has hypertension I'm talking about the person who is a cancer survivor or a COVID survivor I'm talking about the young person, the child who has asthma all of those are pre-existing conditions and if they have their way the insurance companies would absolutely be able to deny you coverage and so your healthcare is on the ballot COVID relief is on the ballot jobs are on the ballot we keep calling the folks we've been ignoring diminishing essential workers, we ought to pay them an essential wage provide them essential benefits and voting rights finally is on the ballot you know they passed the John Lewis Voting Rights Advancement Act in the House and it's important because the Supreme Court gutted Section 4 of the Voting Rights Act in 2013 told the Congress to fix it they finally passed something in the House in 2019 where is that sitting right now is sitting in a graveyard called Mitch McConnell's death he won't even put it up for a vote even as he was praising John Lewis after he died he is literally trying to kill the man's life's work send us to the Senate give us the majority we need so that we can get progress on healthcare, on jobs on justice that's dope let me tell you one thing you got one of the dopest names I've ever heard in my life war knocks I love how you leave the reverend on there I know reverend war knocks that sound like an Xbox game like you got one of the dopest names that sounds amazing when I heard it I was like war knocks that sound like somebody don't play no game hopefully this will help people get motivated to get back out to the polls it was probably a very difficult task to get people to get back out after all of the stress and strain of this previous election so hopefully this will help people and motivate people to get back out to the polls and help reverend war knock get in the Senate because let me ask you something I'm a reverend too yes sir I wanted to ask you how's everything over there ever needs a Baptist community you know that's a historically black church so we want to make sure that you got everything you need as far as community resources over there whatever you got going on with your campaign is there anything coming up around the church community over there I appreciate well you've noted the church's website there's always something going on in Ebenezer right and look we're the spiritual home of Martin the King Jr and John Lewis have arrested on the laurels of our historic achievement we're not one of those churches that's always glad to say we're a historic church question is what are you going to do with all of that power people know who you are because of the work of Dr. King the question that I've always asked myself and I've been there 15 years now is what are you going to do with it and so we've tried to use that influence to push on health care reform to make sure we have affordable health care my church raises money to bail poor people out of jail who are there not because they're dangerous but because they can't afford the bail money we've been pushing on on bail reform we had the first one stop shop where we were expunging the criminal arrest records of people who've been arrested never been convicted of anything but they can't get housing can't get a job because they have an arrest record this is the work that I've been doing we built a community center in the height of the recession I was so proud because Ebenezer might be a famous church but we're not a rich church I wish we had the money to go along with our historic renown we would have resources enough to do anything but we don't but with the resources we have and with our partners I was so proud that we had cranes going up in the air building a community center multimillion dollar community center in the middle of the great recession and in that center we put a job center we put a financial literacy center that whose job it was to teach people how to improve their credit how to move from being renters to homeowners and how to start a business this is the work that we do we register voters we do it on Sunday morning and so my run for the Senate is a continuation of my life commitment to work I've never thought that my influence stops at the church door that's where it starts and that's why I'm running for the U.S. Senate man that's beautiful I love to hear that because I always say that it's not enough programs in our communities to give guys who are influential motivation to stay out of the trouble that got them you know put in jail prison and all of that so if you've already done that I can just say that you know I hope people see this and get out and vote for you because we need a whole lot more that all across not just Georgia but this whole country man so salute to you for setting that example Reverend Warnock Reverend Warnock Reverend Warnock we gotta me and Carlos gonna write you a bell bondsman show and that's gonna be the dopest show on TV but biblical bell bonds by Reverend Raphael Warnock clean up churches that ain't doing right that'd be dope I was gonna ask you about this as you come from a huge family of 12 kids is there anything specific in your platform for the Black families or single mothers or you know people I want to say like non-conventional households that's what I think that might be the best way to put it like what's in your platform that's gonna be able to help some of these families that are struggling through times right now well I mean mine is a public policy focus that senses the concerns of ordinary people working families and that includes families led you know that when you've got single parents all kinds of families and I mean that's what I've tried to do as a pastor that's what I'll do in the U.S. Senate we've got to provide people part of the infrastructure that we need to build and so one of the things that we didn't talk about and maybe I'll come back and talk about it on another occasion is our need for investment in the infrastructure of our country that we need to repair our bridges roads we need high speed rail we need green infrastructure green jobs that focus on green energy but part of the infrastructure that we need to build also is childcare infrastructure you know sad news for all of us on this podcast we might think we're pretty smart we'll never be as brilliant as we were between ages of zero and four that's really when it's happening your brain is literally growing and the science shows that the parts of the brain that you don't engage during that time actually atrophy so your life is being set in ways that are just that are formative between ages of zero and four and so as a head start baby another good federal program you know it's so important that we provide childcare infrastructure so that while parents are going to work going to school their kids are not simply being left with a babysitter but being left where in a place and with well trained well paid professionals who are making sure that those neurons while they're firing when you can really learn language and languages that they're being engaged verbally and otherwise that's how you answer the issue around our massive that's part of the answer to our massive criminal our massive carceral system part of what we've got to do is we've got to invest on those kinds of things on the front end rather than trying to repair people on the back end that's good well whether or not I really really appreciate you coming on I know you know I'm saying this early for a lot of folks but you're already up doing the work that's necessary man so salute to you for that and like I said I hope this really helps motivate people to get back out in the polls and get this done because this is you know a pivotal point you know I mean it's like all eyes on Georgia right now it's amazing so you know I mean I hope that this helps the people understand the importance of getting out and voting again and getting you and what did you say the gentleman's name was Oslo John Osso yeah getting you guys in the Senate so we can really get some things done and you know it doesn't look like you have a problem being held accountable man so that's very you know motivational for young guys like us who you know need that type of motivation so of course I don't have look man I'm the pastor of a Baptist church of course I can be held I got a deacon boy you ever been the first mother's gonna ask some hard questions I'm talking about the mother's boy that's even more well look Rev I just wanted to make sure that you drop all your like all your platforms where people can catch up with you and be a part of this movement and like is there any way they can contact you be a Facebook or social media or website or you know what's the best way to keep up with what you have going on glad you asked please go to wornock4georgia.com you can give you can volunteer and you don't even have to leave your state if you don't live in Georgia you can still volunteer for my campaign you know everybody's asking you know there are a lot of folks who are excited about and I'm glad about what's going on in Georgia and they want to come here we're not encouraging a lot of people to come here in the middle of a COVID-19 pandemic we've got boots on the ground but you can volunteer digitally so if you're thinking about taking that Gladys night midnight train to Georgia take a virtual train to Georgia go to my website and there you can volunteer right from where you are and you can text and send postcards to the people in Georgia reminding them that early voting starts December 14th and election day is January 5th well just know we will always extend our platform to you whatever you have going on we look forward to working with you on some of these community projects in the future definitely going to stop by Ebenezer Baptist Church and get into that job stand exactly whatever we can do even outside of this election in front of man I just feel like you one of those brothers that definitely have a head a level head on the shoulder that's doing good work in the community and we will definitely be reaching out to do some more things in the future okay, come on back keep the faith everybody alright man thank you we appreciate it Revan, one knock thanks man alright y'all let me reset and actually the breakfast club is probably about 45 minutes but y'all killed that man 45 minutes? no I'm sorry starts at 9.45 so I said that wrong I apologize so let me find a link that might be a separate link yeah I think it is did you send it? probably got to go out of here