 It's so stupid, it's positively brilliant. Brilliant. It's positive. It's positive. It's positive. It's positive. It's positive. It's positive. Yep, Charlamagne the guy. Andrew Shulks. We are the brilliant idiots. And today's show is brought to you by Boost Mobile. With Boost Mobile, you finally have everything you can want in a wireless carrier with no annual service contract. Boost Mobile offers a range of data plans and the latest phones from top branch at affordable prices. Step with Boost Mobile and switch today. If you want a super reliable, super fast nationwide network to keep you connected, switch now to Boost Mobile. Office and coverage not available everywhere. Visit BoostMobile.com, our retailer for full details. Let's start the show. What's up, man? I'm blessed black and holly favorite. How are you, my brother? Same. I'm trying not to move this microphone. I'm the same. Alex told me, Alex told me. I don't know what your African DNA is. You might be black for real. I think we all have African DNA. Of course. 100%. What's the fact? Sometimes I feel it. Sometimes my girl feels it. Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Who's holly favorite now? Talking to sleep. Let's start off with, it's positively brilliant. What a fucking idiot. Who did you see this week that was positively brilliant? OK, I had a thought during Flagrant 2 that I'd like to expound on. Talk to me, talk to me. That I thought was positively brilliant. And it started as Latino parenting. But as I've kind of like extrapolated this thought a bit, I realized. I was going to repost it, but I'm pussy. That's OK, but you got it, though. I did, I did, I understood what you were saying. And all these other people started reaching out. Be like, nah, this is all immigrant families. This is this. This is Spanish, whatever like that. And I experienced it in my family as well. And basically what it was is like Latin parents, and I think now I've realized all these immigrant parents, tease the fuck out of their kids. But they do it with this like in this loving way. There's like an affection. Like there's even like words that get changed within the language to add affection. So instead of calling someone Gordo, they call you Gordito, which is like, I love you, you fat kid. Right. Like, and it sounds fucked up even in English, but in Spanish, it's OK. It's like with love. So they experience all this bullying from the people that love them the most so that when they go to school, anybody who bullies them, it means nothing. Yeah, I saw that and I thought that was a brilliant point, but I cannot let the black, the brown community to get all of that credit. No, we'll see either thing. It happens in my family, my Scottish family happens in, I'm sure, but the most black people. Black people, of course, the dozens. That's what we do. Keep going. We grow up poor and there's a franchise. There's nothing to do but make somebody else you're entertaining. That's why none of us shoot up schools. Huh. OK. Think about it. The people that you said, you said you're Scotland people. My Scottish people, my Scottish people aren't there. Shoot up schools, bro. I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just. Yeah, people just looking at this. What you saying? That's what I'm saying. What's the gordita? People might just be telling it in there, looking at you just optically, they're like, wait a minute, I don't see them killed on that, man. All right. No, but I think there's certain whites that don't shoot up to school. Like, I bet these like Boston whites that like have that kind of culture where they're getting a lot of bullbusting to happen. I don't think they're shooting up to school. I think it's a specific subset of white culture that babies, they're kids because they like try to protect them. And then by protecting them, it's like the peanut allergy whites. Peanut allergy. Do you know what I'm talking about? Like, you know, like, like, like, only white people are allergic to peanuts. Like everybody else's family just says, guy, keep eating it, you'll figure it out. That's fucked up when you're black and allergic to peanuts. I mean, God damn, George Washington carp, come on. Oh, what if that was his plan the whole time? Oh, we're going to pay back these whites. These are poison, they have to do them, okay? Deplicacy to us, don't say anything. But, and I realized, it's like, okay, maybe that's it. This is positively brilliant. You bully your own kids with this cloak of love so they're prepared for the real fucking world. And when you baby your kids, they're not prepared for the real world. And then some shoot up a school or some become these like fucking nerds or whatever. But I think bullying from the people you love is very important. That was my positive. Yeah, I think I agree with you because I think that it just makes your skin tougher and it makes you realize that things aren't personal. Yes. Because if it's coming from your family, right? Even if it's jokes, even if it's, I guess jokes done with love though. Because I mean, it can work the opposite way as well sometime too, right? Because if you're somebody's mom or father or brother or sister and you're like really insulting a person on some serious shit, they might take it even, it might hurt them even more because it's coming if it's hateful. From a family member, if it's hateful, you know what I mean? But if you're just like, I don't know, if you're just called something your whole life from your mother, did you have a nickname from your mom? Not, because that's my name is Lenard, so not, yeah. That's creative. Yeah. Yeah. But they didn't call you nothing, big head or some shit. My girl calls me monkey because I have big ears. Wow. Yeah. I love the fact that y'all use racial slurs in y'all house to describe each other. That's progressive, bro. She's called me monkey, bro, y'all need. Got that banana, that banana. Still black history mother, my household. No, but I agree with you also too because think about how many times you've teased somebody growing up, right? I was that guy that would tease people growing up and that shit hurt them in a real way. Like we in the guidance counselor's office because somebody didn't try to kill a stuff like that type of shit, you know what I mean? Yeah. Because they didn't know you loved them though. They didn't know I was playing and they didn't know how to take the joke. You know what I mean? If it's just me clowning, I'm not being hateful, I'm just clowning. Like bro, I'm just joking with you. That's it, light. That's it. So yeah, I can see that. If you're used to getting that in your family and makes your skin tougher, you don't take things as serious when you're out in the real world. We should bring back bullying amongst the people to your comfort. Not bullying. Yeah. Words matter, not bullying. Family bullying. Parental bullying. Family feuding. Family feuding. I like family feuding. Look, Steve Arbius, you know what I'm saying? That's all. Playing with dozens amongst the family. That's it. A little ribbing. I like ribbing. Ribbing. Ribbing is good. Ribbing. Ribbing. Ribbing. Okay. I want to give... My positively brilliant is Beatrice Dixon. She is the owner and creator of a company called The Honeypot, the first complete feminine care system that cleanses, protects, and balances your vagina. A douche. No, I don't think it's a douche. I don't know exactly what it is, but the reason I'm saying she's positively brilliant is because she had a commercial with Target. And in the commercial, she said something to the effect of she's happy to be in this position because she will inspire other black women to be mogul, CEOs, whatever it is. You know what I'm saying? And it was in the commercial that she said that. It's kind of like, I guess to be like my commercial, you see like, oh, it'd be like Beatrice. And people online got upset about that. It's those trolls that exist online. I don't know if you, whatever you want to call them, Cybercoin, Tell Pro, just people started leaving mad racist comments on different review sites and talking shit about her or whatever, whatever. But it blew up. So I didn't know what the fuck the honeypaw was until I saw everybody hating on it, right? What I, the reason I say she's brilliant is because she didn't get upset. She actually said, this is just a divine order of things. Clearly, this is what the universe wanted to happen because now a lot more people know my product that didn't know my product before. And her sales shot up 50%. So I'm just saying that she's brilliant. Where's she from? I don't know where Beatrice is from. I don't know where she's from. But I'm just saying that I think that's brilliant because she didn't get outraged with the outragers. She didn't react to them. She used them instead of letting them base her. But that's like just going with the flow of things, right? That's what I'm always saying in life. You know, she's from Atlanta? Of course she's from Atlanta. She's from Atlanta. She's out to Atlanta, man. That's where them sweet pussies are at now. What are you talking about? What? It's the honeypaw, dude. You're married. What? Listen, I believe you're right, you're right, you're right. Damn, man. That's what the honeypaw will do to you, bro. Yes. I believe, I don't believe in any, I don't believe in good experiences or bad experiences. I believe that everything is just an experience is all part of this one process. And I like the way that she just took everything inscribed and said, this is what the universe wanted because she's correct, right? Because in life, no matter who you are, you got to take the good with the bad. I think we both know that. We know that for what we do, radio personality, comedian. It's like, when we put things out there, it's out there. That's it. So even if people are just hating and they want to talk shit, cool. I'm not about to go back and forth with y'all, just everybody that's hearing about whatever it is, the honeypot, go see for yourself. Because what you did was drive a bunch of people to her site, and then there's probably a bunch of people sitting there like, you know what? I do have that not so fresh feeling. Let me order some of this. My balance might be a little off. This is what I've been looking for. Can women tell? Taylor, can you tell? Like, first of all, are you done with your period? Can you tell? Can you tell? Wait, wait, is that a song? Well, it's Can You Talk by Tevin Campbell. I didn't know whether to hit the Can You Smell or the Can You Tell. Wait a minute, Can You Talk? You can tell if it smells bad. Like, can I smell it? Or do you not feel it? Is that one of your girls? That not so fresh feeling. Can you feel the not so fresh feeling? You can feel it. Probably, yeah, it gets irritated. Really? Which means probably. Either you can or you can't tell it. You have a vagina. I mean, like a yeast infection or something like that? No, just like some odor. Oh, no, not necessarily. Okay. Because I know when my balls are sweaty, but I don't know when they smell. That's what I'm saying, like, no, we don't know when it smells. We gotta do the test. You don't know? Wait, you test it? Oh, dude. I don't believe that. Everything I don't believe that is because. Oh, dude, I didn't know when to do that, man. That was a little too much for me right now. Every man in this room. Wait a minute, what? You just swabbed yourself? You do that? Oh, God, that's what she's saying. I thought that coronavirus gets wet. Yo, do that shit. You're doing that shit, not washing your hands. Who said you didn't wash my hands? Oh. I think every woman has to know, because every guy here has taken off a woman's leggings before. And then what happened? You got hit with it? You got hit with that whoof. That's why we used to call them whoof pants. I'm serious, because they walk around all day and that smell builds up, and you pull them leggings down, and they're whoof. That shit just hits you. It happens to guys, dude. When you say they do the bathroom test first, though. What is the bathroom test? Like, girls usually go to the bathroom. Yeah. Oh, I gotta go to the bathroom quick before they know something's about to go down. And then they make sure everything stays. If a girl says she got to go to the bathroom, she don't got no confidence in her vagina smell. That's not. Because think about it, you get home. You get home. You and a girl get it popping. Y'all start kissing. She's just ready to go, because she know. Oh, because she knows you're going down. She got a fresh one. Oh. But how is it fresh if we went out on a date and you're sitting on some, like, cushion? Y'all foam drunk? Who cares? It's going to smell like liquor anyway. It's going to smell like liquor anyway. Who cares? Who got time for all of that? As long as you're not wearing no foreign fringresses in the room. Because think about it, you just come from the club. You've been drinking. You've been smoking. You probably smell like smoke. You smell like a little alcohol. That little, unless it's a real foreign fragrance, you ain't tripping off it. Have you eaten bad tasting pussy before? Taylor, why you said, of course? For a gamma. For a gamma. How you know that they ate it? Nah, nah, hold on. Hold on. Where's McKayla? Get her in here. We learned new things about you, Taylor. No, Taylor, you're not a woman. First of all, I don't. No, don't first of all us. I don't. I don't go down. I just let the girl go down. Oh, you've hooked up with girls? I have. That's gay. I didn't know. See, I didn't know. Wait, it's not like McKayla hooked up though. You learned new things about your friends. It's not McKayla hooked up. You see, this bullshit girl's always delicious. Because it was a random time when I went to Aruba. I thought it was y'all. No. What? Son, what? McKayla didn't know about this? Oh, I don't know. Go, go, go, go, go, go. So you was down there eating something? No, I wasn't. Taylor, you're finally telling a story people might like. And you don't want to tell. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. OK, so when I went to Aruba, so I have a friend that is in the porn star business, blah, blah. She met this couple. She brought them home. We had this big ass mansion thing, whatever. And she started hooking up with a girl. And she brought them back into the bathroom. So me and my friend wanted to see what was going to happen. So we were watching. And they wanted to pull me and say, oh, come on, come on. Come in, blah, blah, blah. And I was just like, nah, I just want to watch. She's like, come on. I just want to taste your pussy, blah, blah, blah. So yeah. At least you have to look and see. No, I just said, fuck it. But I didn't like it though. I didn't. So wait, so she, you laid down. I didn't lay down. I did not want to tell this story. No, not tell this story. So how did she? I was sitting on the tub, on top of the tub. And she was on her knees. She ate your pussy. Yeah, but it was good. And it didn't feel good. Why, because it was a girl? I guess she just wasn't doing it. I think she was drunk too. Like in slices. She burped into it? Wow. What a fucking idiot. Not you, the young woman who ate your pussy. Because we always have this conversation about who eats pussy better, men or women. And what I always say. Hey, man, I'm a champ. I'm the one, I'm drunk. I'm a champ on that box. OK, so I don't want to hear being drunk as an excuse. All right, you got one. You know exactly how to maneuver around that thing when you're a drunk young lady. Yeah, because looking pussy feels like a drunk thing to do. Really? Doesn't it like you just down like that. I hope you don't eat pussy like that. How do you eat pussy? I don't eat pussy. Almost got you, almost got you. You just did what she carried there to the Super Bowl. I was a fucking pussy, bro. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Got to build a waller on your mouth. If that's how you eat pussy, Jesus Christ. What's that cartoon that sounds like a go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. That's all, folks. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's how I eat pussy. What the fuck is this? Best year. Porky goddamn pig. I'm down, man. Hey, I didn't know you were a lesbian, yo, that's what's up, man. Real talk, man. You've been trying to get some progress. I'm not. You're strictly dickly. No, you're a lesbian. No, I'm not. I'm telling you, I'm a lesbian, yo. Why am I a lesbian if I don't return a favor, though? Hey, what do you want to do when you see that? You're a lesbian, yo. Put your face in it, pal. If you walked into a room and you saw somebody giving me a head, a man giving me a head, what would you say? Nasty. I couldn't come in here and be like, oh, he was drunk. And I was drunk and I didn't like it at one time. I couldn't say that. You'll be like, yo, you part of the G in the LGBTQ Disney Plus community, OK? Yeah. All right? So you're gay. It's fine. Embrace it. It's OK. Here, here you go. Here you go. What is this for? It's a remote. You could turn off the TV, but you can't turn off your gay. Hey. Hey. That's dope you get. You might need that go out in the future. Taylor, stop it. Go with it. You might need it in the future. You never know. You know what? This show might need it in the future. We might need it in the future. We need you in the future. We got a gay producer. Don't say shit. Black woman, gay producer. We check it all by saying it. Let's go. We check the boxes. She licks the boxes. That's how things work over here on the Brilliant Idiots. OK. That was brilliant. What a fucking idiot. Little structure goes a long way. Now, Andrew, you just recently had hemorrhoids. I thought about you when I heard this talk. Well, I had one hemorrhoid. Did you get it removed? What'd you do? No, I weighed it on it. What'd you mean? I just weighed it. What do you mean? Explain. I just didn't do anything and eventually it went away. Really? And it takes months, but eventually it goes away. Really? Yeah. Do you know that it's people out there that think if you put frozen potato slices in your ass and leave it aside for 30 seconds, repeat the process for three to five days, the next three to five days, leave the slice inside for 30 seconds more each time, the potatoes having a scringeing property that helps relieve the pain and itchy sensation, which usually happens with hemorrhoids. And the ice-cold potato constricts the blood vessels, reduces the swelling, and relieves your pain instantly. So it's people out here on this planet putting whole frozen potato slices in their butt to cure their hemorrhoids. Now, I will say this, I did try the potato technique, but I didn't know you were supposed to slice it. Really? Woo! Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo! What a butt hole you got. You are so dumb. You are really dumb. I thought that was the sound his ass makes because his hole's so goddamn big. Wow. I thought he was queefing. Bro, nah, dude. I put some pills up there. I did some lotion, but nothing really worked. Honestly, just waiting it out worked. I was going to get surgery. Yeah. I just think that anybody that's out there who has to put frozen potato slices in their butt, like you really need to vote your interest. And I think your interest is in Medicare for all because you goddamn need a health plan so fucking bad, bro, because if your mind has to go to that, like, oh, shit, I got hemorrhoids. Yo, put a potato slice in your ass. You clearly have no health insurance. Because the average person, what did you do when you first got it? You went to a doctor, right? I went to a doctor, yeah. That's what I'm saying. Actually, you know what I did? I had never met my girlfriend's father, but my girlfriend's father's a gynecologist. Really? And I had never met him. And I sent him a picture of my asshole with the hemorrhoid hanging out. Really? And gynecologists have to deal with hemorrhoids. A lot of these women get them, I think, in pregnancy. I think from, like, pushing. Right? They're like pushing out babies and there's so much pushing that it's kind of like with poops, where like a little bit comes out of your butthole, too. Wow. Yeah. So I had to call him. He has seen my asshole in that giant fucking polyp. You got to marry her now, bro. Say again? You got to marry her now. Not even a question. Do I even have to ask his permission now? It's like, you see my asshole. No, you saw my ass, King. That's King. You saw my ass, King. So for real, you saw my ass. Like, I'm just doing this out of respect. But I really don't have to ask you, because you know. That asking shit is so stupid. No, it's not. It's respect. It's so stupid. It's respect. Like, if you say no, I'm going to go, OK. Yes. No. I'm marrying your daughter, yo. No, because guess what? I'm telling my daughter, you can't marry this guy. And she's saying, well. By the way, why do fathers give that up so fast, though? What you mean? Like, if I'm maybe because I'm just an asshole. Yeah. And I got three daughters. I can't wait till somebody asks me if they can marry my daughter. And I'm like, nah. And then what? That's it. So they're just with you for your life? I don't want to see how they react. Like, why do you just give that up so fast? Don't just say yes. Maybe you say, why? Why should I let you marry my daughter? I've been a best man in two weddings over the past three, four months, right? My dude, DJ Frosty, my cousin, Kentay, right? Best man. Best man's job to deliver the ring. Oh, boy. You think I deliver the ring soon as they ask me to deliver the ring? I start patting and looking around. You got to. You got to. You got to. Why with you? Just brewing that woman's day. That's right. She's been waiting her whole life for this day. It's me. It's not me. Don't just give it up. Let me add a little levity to this. You know what I'm saying? It's not even the past thing. I know jokes. The past thing I know jokes. You didn't come with bars? I mean, no, Frosty's past definitely did. You got to be, what does it call it, an efficient? The efficient? Aficionado? Aficionado? Is that the name of it? What do you call it? The person who calls the wedding, the MC. But. A priest. All right. The pastive. The pastive. What about people who aren't religious? What do they have? An efficient. Yeah, yeah. And if you officiate the wedding, you're an efficient. You should be an efficient for a wedding. You'd be a great efficient. Son, listen. How much efficient a wedding? Asians? I don't know. They like it. Yes. You scared of the coronavirus, bro? No. Yes. No. Are we idiots for this? I think we're idiots. I will say this. I don't dapp up everybody. I'm dumb. Straight Michelle Obama for Rock, Fist, Pumps right now. Yeah, you call it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I want to put this under the what a fucking idiot section because I know that y'all probably going to think we're idiots. I'm not tripping off the coronavirus, bro. Yeah. Yeah, Taylor thinks that because you're black, you're immune to it. No, that's why it's the what a fucking idiot section. Yeah. Yeah. She went, what? Did you make your own sound effect? So Taylor truly believes black people are immune to the. That's some shit that started on social media. Oh, was it? Yes. Yes. You did not start that. That was on. I never seen this before. I've seen that meme so much on social media. I'm like, stop. What else? You did you serve black power first? Maybe. I just don't. I'm going to tell you the main reason I'm not scared of is because I was walking through the airport and this was this weekend. Coming back from LA and I saw old sign. You know how when you're walking down the runway and you about to get on the plane. So it was an old sign tucked away in the corner. Yep. And it was an old sign and it was old. Like you could tell it was old and it was about the bird flew. Yep. And I said to my wife, what the fuck happened to the bird flew? Yep. Then I started thinking about all of the different viruses we've heard about over the past 10 years. SARS, bird flew, swine flew, Ebola. What's the shit that Travis Scott and Kodak back made the song about? Zika. What's that shit called? Zika. Zika. They had a song about Zika. Yeah. Oh, it was easy. Whatever the fuck. Zika, whatever. But I'm just saying think about all of those different diseases that we've had over the past decade and all of them, she was supposed to be life threatening. All of them were supposed to kill us. And it's like, all right. Are you wiping down the seats on the plane now? But we've been, I do that anyway. So that's the thing I don't do. I'm lying. So I barely, Karen did it this week and I was like, oh, OK. Yeah. My girl did it. I'm like, maybe. That's the thing. I feel like coronavirus has brought my hygiene to where it was supposed to be. Yeah. Like I got trash hygiene. I don't wash my hands after I pee. You know this about me. That's why I only give you pounds. Exactly. Yeah. Forever. We haven't shook hands in years. No. Yeah. And I understand. I'm not knowing it. But so I think corona just brought me back to where everybody is in 2020 now. So I guess I'm grateful for corona in that way. I mean, also the thing with corona is it's like all of that stuff we're supposed to be doing, like, how do you prevent corona? Wash your hands with soap and water. Use hand sanitizer off into your arm. I'm like, what is this? Kindergarten? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I give you that corona. Don't be homeless. That's literally the way to prevent it, right? It seems pretty matter of fact. Is your wife buying canned goods and shit? Is she freaking out? No, we're not. She's not getting any shit this case? She is with the kids, what she's doing is, as soon as the kids walk in the house, she makes them take off their clothes at the door, go wash their hands. And then they can hug and kiss and all that other kind of stuff. I do the same thing. You know what I mean? I don't want to take no chances. I'm laying in the bed last night. And I'm like, shit, is that that corona? Just a regular, I was on two planes this week. And I had to walk through Atlanta Airport. They said it was like 200 people had symptoms of corona in Atlanta Airport like a week and a half ago. So of course it's in your mind. 100%. But I'm just sitting there thinking like, we've seen this before. And when you look at corona, like I saw everybody giving Trump shit. Because somebody asked Trump about the coronavirus and Trump said something to the fact like you don't think if you take care of it, the way you would like the flu. No, no, no. Say it specifically. He goes, he goes, he goes. Play the clip, Taylor. He's having a conversation with his like, the medical advisory board, right? About what to do with corona. And he goes, this guy's so funny. He goes to them, he goes, he goes. OK, so what if we gave them a very good flu vaccine? Would it work? That's not a bad question. And the reason I laughed is because the second the coronavirus came out, the first thing I thought was, we'll just get the flu shot. Right? Like, have you read about the coronavirus? No. I read an article in USA Today. They said that when you get it, don't panic. They said treat it like it's a common cold or the flu. But how do you get it? Sharing chopsticks? You get it the same way you get any other disease. It's almost somebody sneezing. Like, that's literally every disease, bro. Sneeze and cough, and I'm going to tell you, cover your mouth when you cough. That's the same shit. Don't wear the masks. Man, what the fuck is the mask going through with the whole rest of your body? We'll talk. The masks don't do shit. And they didn't need to learn about that shit because the masks didn't work. I think it's in Iran, too. Isn't it in Iran? And those women are covered, you know, head to toe. Yeah, that's a good point. They dress like beekeepers. Exactly. They address how you would dress if you wanted to not get the coronavirus. Absolutely. But they still got it. They still got it. So that shit is bullshit. Maybe it went through their eyes. Say what? Maybe it went through their eyes. From blinking? No, that stuff can get in your eyes. Your eyes have pores. Yeah, that shit can get in your eyes. So we need to cover these women entirely. I just don't think we got all I wanted. I don't think you can escape it. Dude, what if Ola was just trying to protect you from coronavirus? That's a good point. He's ahead of his time. That's a good point. Ola predicted a lot of things. And all your brothers out there wearing the mask was sagging your pants. That's stupid, you know what I'm saying? That shit can get right up your fucking ass crack. That's true. That's the shit that's killing people. That coronavirus that's coming through the ass. When that shit come through your ass and then you sneeze it out, you're dead. The coronavirus? The coronavirus. I'm just saying, I'm just not tripping off coronavirus. I could be a fucking idiot for it. But we've seen this a million times. Just take care of yourself, man. Wash your hands. Use your hand sanitizer. Don't be sneezing in people's fucking face. You know what I mean? Just don't be nasty. Don't be gross. And I just don't, even when they say things like, oh, yeah, we might have to cancel South by Southwest. Might have to cancel the Olympics, you know, gotta avoid large crowds. I'm like, where do y'all live? That y'all can just avoid large crowds. New York City, you don't have that luxury. California doesn't have that luxury. We're gonna cancel Times Square. Chicago don't have that. Like exactly, like you're around large crowds all the time. This is a large crowd. There's more people in this room right now than the Wu-Tang Clan. Count, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. That's Wu-Tang, right? Then 10, 11. There's more people in Wu-Tang Clan. This is a large crowd. So how the fuck do we avoid large crowds, Shots? Fuck, I don't know. You do stand up every weekend. Dude, we're on a flight. Two flights every weekend, man. And then going to do stand up in front of a large crowd. And speaking of the same microphone. Come on, man, come on, you can't avoid it. If you're meant to get it, you're going to get it. Shots saying, you got any church announcements? I do, man. Yo, we sold out all four shows for the special tape and I've been talking to the production company to see if we could make some more seats available. If that interests you guys, let me know. April 11th and 12th is in LA, man. I want to have as many people there as possible. So just hit me up if that's exciting. We've added new shows to Mad Or Tour before then. Make sure you go get them tickets. We had another show in Portland. Might be sold out now, but go check that out. We got Reading PA, Tucson, Arizona's. Tucson's going to be the last show I do before we do the special tape. So that's going to be a lot of fun. We added another show in Minneapolis, Minnesota. Make sure you check that out. TheAndersShows.com, we have a bunch more that added. Go get those tickets. And again, get them early because it sells out and everybody's upset about it. I'm telling you right now, get on it, get on it, get on it. I actually gave this guy Donky to date. NFL player, Jack Brewer. You got the clip? Why don't you give him Donky to date? Play it. I don't want to give him Donky to date, but I got to say this is Black History Month. Man, you're the first Black person to date. The Trump? Yes. I gave him Donky to date. And the reason I gave him Donky to date, but not just him, liberals got at him for saying that. You know, and we're calling him Uncle Tom and the Coon. And I'm like, well, what were y'all in the 90s when y'all saying that about Bill Clinton? Ooh. You understand what I'm saying? And Rest in Peace with Tony Morrison. Love Tony Morrison. Well, there wasn't a Black president before Clinton. So what? I don't think you should be calling any white person a Black anything. Because guess what? That will never happen on the other side. When have you ever seen a white president go, yo, it's my Black homie, man. He want us, though. He down. He really a white boy. You know what I'm saying? We're the only people who do that. Because there's cachet and Blackness. You say it as a compliment. You're like, it's basically saying you're cool. But cool is baked into Blackness, right? It's not baked into Whiteness. Safety is. My problem with both things, right? Not even with both. With just the overall statement of calling any white person the first president, right? The first Black anything. But more so, right? Jack Brewer was calling Donald Trump that because of policy, right? He feels like Donald Trump has actually done things for the Black community, right? So it's based off policy, legislation, first step back, opportunities on whatever it is. He feels like Donald Trump done more than the actual Black president, Barack Obama. When they called Bill Clinton the first Black president, you can go read it in the New Yorker magazine. Saxophone. Tony Morrison said it because he could play the saxophone because he came from a single-family household because he grew up poor because he liked fucking McDonald's and junk food. It's like. Sounds like a Black. And that's all the stereotypes of a Black person. It's what I'm saying. What happened to the stereotype that Black people could play saxophone? That never happened. It was no. It was where he played it. Oh, Arsenio. Arsenio. Played a saxophone, goddamn Johnny Carson, whatever else was back then. It's like, eh. No, we'd give a fuck. What you want to do with that band and Arsenio, moving them doing the little dude ball show this shit. He's killing with the show. He's killing with the show that you're like, oh, shit. I was saying that this is his favorite time of year. It's during election year when all the white politicians start shucking and jibbing for Black votes. Oh, my god. Oh, my god. That's what Clinton was doing. And then Tom Steyer. Tom Steyer. Yo, by the way, it's actually incredible. It's actually fucking incredible. Does it feel good? No. What does it feel like? I look at them and I say. It makes me cringe, but I don't know what it feels like from your perspective. No, that's how I feel when I saw Tom Steyer. I looked at Tom Steyer and I go, this motherfucker is really, really trying to get us to eat from the Panda Express. And it's like, yo. Is that what he owns? Huh? Oh, wait. Is he owned Panda Express? Panda Express. Oh, my god. Yes. I was like, I don't think it's a millionaires. Just know that the Panda Express delivers from now until November in Black communities. All right, glues for free. In Black communities from now. Until November. And I mean, it's just like, yeah, when I see it, I'm like, I don't care about that shit no more. When I was young, yeah, it was cool to see Bill Clinton on our senior hall playing the saxophone. You know what I'm saying? Even in 2008, even though Barack was a Black man, to know that Barack like rap music and all the bullshit stereotypes that you attached to cool Black people to see that, you're like, oh, that's dope. You know what I give a fuck about? I give a fuck about policies, man. Yeah. I give a fuck about your agenda for Black people. I don't give a fuck that you paid Juvenile to come out and say back that vote up, OK? That's what I give a fuck about. I don't care that you paid Yolanda Adams to come sing. I don't care that you on stage offbeat doing the guy. Who does the Macarena to Juvenile back that ass up? Right? I don't care about none of that shit. I care about policies and legislation. So to go back to the Jack Brewer, Bill Clinton thing, I hated the fact that they used to call Bill Clinton the first Black president. LeBron even did it a month ago because the reasons they called him that weren't rooted in anything except for negative stereotypes of Black people. And that came from us, right? Jack Brewer called Trump the first Black president. And that came because he feels like Trump has done policies and legislations that have actually helped Black people. And I think both of them are fucking idiotic. But I don't think either one of them have the right to be pointing a finger at each other and saying, you're an idiot. You're an Uncle Tom. You're a South Jerichoon. No, none of y'all. All y'all need to go into the same umbrella. Interesting, because you're saying that they complimented Clinton rather for cooning. Yes. Whereas he's complimenting Trump for actually doing progressive things. Yeah, you're calling him a coon. So why would you call him a coon? Interesting. Because he can look at you and say the same thing. Jack Brewer can look at them and say, hey, OK, I'm a coon. But you called Bill Clinton the first Black president because he played the sax on us in EO because he likes McDonald's and junk food because he came from a single family home and because he grew up poor. But I'm the coon? You know what the reality is? His man is this shit is a fucking popularity contest, dude. When it comes down to it, it's a popular. Last night, a couple nights ago, I was at the cellar and Chris Rock was there. And whenever Chris is there, I always just try to ask him about these people in politics or these famous people because he's been around them. He's met all these people. And they all admire him. He's on Mount Rushmore of comedy. So it's just like, what was your interaction with these people? And he said something really interesting about being a politician versus being a famous person. He goes, of course, Trump has beaten all these people. He goes, do you know how hard it is to be famous for 30 years? He goes, fame isn't a job. You don't have to be famous. There has to be a president. So it's either you or someone else. It's a 50% chance that you get it. Fame, you could just go. So this guy has literally been famous for 30 years. You don't think he's gonna win a popularity contest against some fucking nerdy politicians? He's gonna win it every single time. And when he put it that way in terms of what people really relate to, which is popularity, what they related to Clinton about, right? What that personality, that cult of character, whatever it is, makes perfect sense. I think that's a good take. I would take it a step further and say that politicians have had to pretend their whole life, their whole career. They literally had to bullshit people. They've literally had to sell dreams. They've had to tell people what it is they want to hear in order to acquire their vote. So when they're forced to be real, it's hard to turn that off, right? So Donald Trump, he don't know how to be a politician, right? He doesn't know how to be an entertainer. So whether he's bullshitting you or not, you take that entertainer and put him next to a career politician, the entertainer looks like he's authentic. The entertainer looks like he's real. When you see Bill Clinton on Arsenio, when he's playing the sax, or he's emitting the smoke in a little weed, you know what I'm saying? Or we know he got a little head, you're like, wow, he's one of us. Like he just comes off as a little bit more authentic. Barack did it great. Even though Barack was a career politician, he did it great. He gave us just enough to let us know, like, damn man, I think he might be a real dude. Yes. Even if it's just doing something as simple as singing an amazing grace at a church. Yes, and you know what? And you package authenticity with a message that's hopeful, even if you don't do it. But now that I believe you and you tell me something I want to hear, that's way more effective. Yeah, that's my problem with the Democrats is that they're not even giving us hope. They're not even believable, right? You don't believe nothing. They're the most uninspiring group of people. I don't think Biden knows where he is, bro. Did you hear when he congratulated his sister as his wife? I heard about that. I didn't see it, but I heard about it. Oh my God, bro. Bro, he goes, I got my sister right here and he's holding his wife's hand. Yeah. And then my wife over here and he goes, oh, they switched on me or something like that. My biggest problem, man, I heard about it. My biggest issue was just like, I think they said over 60% of older black voters in the South ran out there to vote for Joe Biden. And when I really asked the question why, I'm really asking a real question. Like I'm like, why? Like what is it about Joe Biden that is appealing to y'all other than the fact he got war stories with Barack Obama? That's literally what it is. It's literally because he got war stories with Barack Obama and people like, oh, don't bring up, you're bringing up his record. Yes, I'm bringing up the fact that he created the 86 crack laws with Strom Thurman, who was a notorious racist from South Carolina. And he did the 94 crime bill that people are still in jail for now that he doesn't apologize for to this day. You know what I'm saying? Like I do bring all that up. Why? Because he has no black agenda now. Right. The one thing you can say about Bloomberg is he had a black agenda. That's it? Yeah. Yes, we know Christopher first was a racist piece of shit legislation. Bloomberg is probably just as racist as any 78 year old white man out there. But he had a goddamn black agenda. That's all I want from Mr. Joe Biden. Joe Biden, I need a black agenda from you. I want you to take Bloomberg's Greenwood initiatives because he dropped out. I want you to take Pete Douglas's plan because he dropped out. I want you to take the Black Futures Lab initiative that Alicia, I can't remember Alicia's last name that she wrote. I want you to take, I want you to take Elizabeth Warren's plan. I want you to take all those black agendas, come up with your own. And I want you to have a black woman as vice president. And I want you to spend the rest of your life, which is probably about another eight, nine years. Correcting the wrongs that you made way back yonder. Now here's the thing, he doesn't have to do any of that shit. He don't have to do none of it. Because he's gonna be the guy. And not only is he gonna be the guy, the Democrats have brilliantly manipulated their own people to hate the opposition so much that he doesn't even have to service his own people. You wanna do a little. You hate Trump so much. I don't even have to do anything to you for you, but not be Trump and you're still gonna vote for me. What a G, people. I wonder when like. Is this bucket talk? Deep dive? Is this deep dive? Can we do a little deep dive? Let's go. I chose deep, deep, deep, deep. Oh yeah, that fucking wet, wet, right there. All right, go. So it's like. Democrats have programmed their people. Democrats have programmed their people. And it's so brilliant to think that they are the righteous party, to think that they are the party of freedom, to think that they are the party of democracy, right? To think that the other party are bad guys. Now, the Republicans have done this as well. This is what both parties do. But. Democrats is higher than them. Exactly, yeah. And what is genius about it is, the Democrats don't even need to service their people because they've created such villains on the opposite side that you're voting for not them. You're voting out of fear. You're voting out of fear. We can't let that happen instead of voting out of what you need. Like you keep repeating on the show. I'm black. I want economic empowerment for black people. Who got it? Who got it? Who got it? I got interest, okay? I'm not in my emotions. People need to start focusing on economics and not focusing on their emotions. Get out of your feelings and get into your fucking interest. There we go. Okay? All I'm asking of Joe Biden, since we're so forgiving of him, because the candidates we don't like, we put them on the fucking cross and crucifying what they pass records. Whether it's Senator Kamala Harris, whether it's Mayor Pete in South Bend, whether it's Mayor Bloomberg, whoever it is, Bernie Sanders voted for the 94 Crime Bill. We told that shit against them. But when you like somebody, it's like, oh, people make mistakes. The 94 Crime Bill was just a mistake. You know what I'm saying? 86 crack laws was just a mistake. We're phony. We're hypocrites. Yeah, we know he lied last week about getting arrested on the way to go see the free Mandela in South Africa. We know, but don't worry about all of that. Let's just vote for Joe for fucking what? Everybody ran out and voted for Joe on Super Tuesday out of fear and familiarity. What's the word? You sound like Biden, son. Familiar, familiar, familiar, familiar. Son, now I'mma fuck it up. Familiar, familiar, familiar. That shit is like feminine in. I can't say that one either. How do you say that one? Feminine. Feminine. They voted out of fear because Biden was familiar. Familiarity. Yes. Familiarity. I'm not fucking with that word. They voted out of fear and because Biden was familiar. Yeah, yeah, that's better. Familiar, we could say. That's it. They voted out of fear because Biden was just like them. That's it. So what I'm asking of Joe Biden, because I don't know if he's going to be the nominee. I mean, it's looking like that. He's going to be the nominee. They really get shit. He's going to be the nominee because they want him to be the nominee. They're genius, bro. Go, go, go finish, because I want to understand. Bernie's down by like 40 delegates right now. Nine times out of 10, Biden is probably going to be the nominee. But I'm going to tell you something. We can say that they rigged it, but I don't think a lot of people fuck with that Democratic Socialist shit like people think. 100% people don't fuck with Democratic Socialism and that's on Bernie and he got to run with that. And Bernie has no black base. That's the other wild shit. I know it looks like that on social media, but Bernie's base is Latinos and non-educated white people. Yeah. That's his base. They said educated white people and African-Americans, they don't, you don't really rock with Bernie in that way. Yeah. You wouldn't think that because of the people who you see publicly endorsed and Bernie to kill the mics, to see them and then to turn us. Even like, you know, Sean King, them on social media, but it's like that. Yeah. Yeah, now it is interesting. I just feel like, I feel like the Democratic, you know, establishment, the elites that kind of run it are just so genius the way that they manipulate people into thinking that like their vote matters. Like nobody's vote matters less than like a Democrat's vote because of the system that they construct. Like this super delegate system, for example, right? It's specifically constructed so your vote means nothing if they want it to mean nothing. Yeah. Right? So for example, Bernie can win Iowa and then leave with the exact same amount of delegates as I think Pete did, right? Yeah. I think that was what happened, right? So they can basically shift the votes in whatever direction they want. And now I'm looking at this kind of like bird's-eye view and I'm like, oh my god, they orchestrated this shit from the beginning. All these people, Kamala, like all these people will put there for a specific reason. They're all funded by the exact same groups to give you the illusion of choice. They want you to think that you have a choice. This is what's so genius. They give you 10 options. They're like a magician. You know how a magician like goes, pick a card, any card. But he's choosing the card you pick, even though you don't realize he's choosing. So that's what they're doing. So they put enough people in the field to make you think you have a choice. They keep certain people afloat. They keep a P afloat. They keep a Klobac. Why is Klobac even there still? Nobody's even asking a question. I didn't like that either because her record is a prosecutor is worse than Senator Harris and y'all gave Senator Harris hell for her record. But here's the thing, Senator Harris, they want to be the VP. So they'll take her out early so that she doesn't get torched on stage anymore and have her shit tainted. The thing is all... I mean, it's smart. It's genius, right? So check it, right? So then you get to the point where you get to the point where actually P to surgeon, they're doing pretty good. Then before Super Tuesday, which is last Tuesday's vote, right? You have the two candidates that would have taken the most votes away from Biden. Drop out. Where do their votes go? Biden. So, and now Elizabeth Warren, this goofy idiot, doesn't also step... She knows she can't win, right? She knows she can't win. She's a loser. That's what she does. She came in third. She came in third in her home state. She came in third in her home state. She's a loser. But instead of being smart and supporting her agenda, she has her own ego that she needs to satisfy that. She doesn't really care about people. She has her ego. So she stays in the race. Who does that take votes away from? Biden. Bernie. Oh, Bernie, Bernie. Yeah, you're right. Because that's the person. If she really cared about her agenda, she'd just go, okay, Bernie, we're rocking with you. But no. So he gets bodied that way. But the establishment gets all the votes behind Biden. Everything goes to Biden. Now the whole thing is shifted and they're going to run away from it. I thought it was kind of cool to where they jumped Bernie this week. Oh, it was genius. Only because we've been giving the Democrats shit for not being on cold with each other, right? Like Republicans fall in line. Well, that was the thing about Trump that was so different. A Trump situation could never happen in the Democratic Party because the Democrats don't allow your vote to count. Shit, that's about to happen now. Well, here's the thing, right? So it's like Republicans, because they actually believe in democracy more, regardless of what you want to say, I'm someone who voted Democrat my entire life. Republicans believe in democracy more. I don't think either one don't believe in democracy, bro. Say again. I don't think either one didn't believe in democracy. They believe in it more. They don't have super deliates. Simple as that. Baseline, they do not have super deliates. That's a good point. And that's all you need to know. The whole idea of a super delegate is, what, they're voting for that guy? No, no, no. But isn't the electoral college kind of like a super delegate? The electoral college, the idea behind it in a way. But it's also like, we need to make sure that there are states that have representation here. Because if the electoral college didn't exist, you would never go to an Ohio. You'd never go. You just go to New York, you go to Texas, you go to California and you'd be like, all right, that's all the people I don't even touch. Biden won three states last night. He didn't go to. Yeah, he didn't go to the state acknowledges there. Arkansas. Granddad! Granddad! No, for real. He didn't go to Massachusetts? But isn't it interesting about like the whole Trump thing? The Republican establishment did not want Trump. They were like, what the fuck is going on? We'll do anything we can and not have this guy. But because the system isn't built to rob you of your vote, he was able to usurp it. Yeah. That doesn't exist on the Democrat side. That's what I think this is. So Bernie gets fucked over and over again when we all want Bernie to be the candidate. I don't know if everybody wants Bernie, bro. I thought people did, but I don't think people want Bernie as much as they say they want Bernie. I'm going to tell you something else. Young voters did not show up yesterday, bro. Young voters did not show up. So those young voters that are on social media claiming to love Bernie so much, y'all didn't show up for Bernie. I don't know if it's because it was the primaries or whatever, but y'all did not show up. So you can't claim the love of candidate. If you don't go. If you don't go out there and vote for them. I'm sorry. I understand y'all error thinks that you can just tweet your way through shit, all right. But until they put the elections on social media and you can go online and just click who you want to pick. Yeah. That's not how this shit works. You got to get your ass up. Go stand in that voting booth and get your motherfucking sticker. Yeah. Simple as that. Yeah. But I don't know, man. I just I'm just I'm just tired of because black people have a lot of political power, bro. And I think Latinos realize how much political power they have what they vote. I don't think black people have figured that out yet because how do we get black people to figure it out? I don't know, man. You have to detach party. If you are loyal to one party, they will do nothing. Now, that's number one. I've been saying that we need a two pot, right? Right? You fucking we need a block of black people who just say I'm not rolling with no particular party. I'm simply going to vote. Whoever puts my interest, my agenda on the table. What are you doing for me? That's it. That's what Jews do. I don't give fuck if it's red or blue. Dude, tons of Jews vote Trump because he's like, hey, I support Israel. Hey, we're going to give you the Golan Heights or Trump Heights or whatever the fuck you want. And now they flip. Simple as that. I think everybody should be like that, though. They should. I think party people are so wack. I've been seeing some disgusting stuff from party people. You know why? Because they move the goal post so much. They're such hypocrites, right? They do things that contradict them all the time. Like they'll bash a Bloomberg for the stop and frisk or bash Biden for voting for the 94 crime bill but lift up Biden. You know what I'm saying? And he wrote them shit. Like he wrote the 94 crime bill. You wrote the 86 crack laws. So it was just like, I don't like the hypocrisy. I don't like Elizabeth Warren saying, hey, Joe, Mayor Bloomberg, you should drop out of the race because of your past and appropriateness with women. You fucking. Joe Biden's right there. Like you didn't give Joe Biden that same energy. So for me, I just don't like the hypocrisy of it. You know why? Because the establishment said, hey. Because of the establishment. The establishment said, hey, Warren, you're not here to win. You're here to take down Bernie, which they tried to do. You know that it was her that was behind that Joe Rogan attack. Remember when they went after her? Yeah, her people. There's a specific woman who runs a PR firm. And I'm forgetting her fucking name. But I looked into it and I found out who it was who's as big. So is the Warren people that funded that attack on Rogan right after he supported Bernie. Interesting. So Warren's part of this whole thing too. She knows she not there to win. You are there to distract and you are there to maintain the status quo. And that means take boats away from Bernie so he doesn't get those fucking superdelegates so that they can put Biden who's basically a robot in position and do whatever they want. I don't trust any of them. And I don't have to. All I care about is policies, not personalities. I care about interests, not individuals. That's it. Here's the question. What's on this paper, baby? What's this agenda look like? If you thought that Trump's agenda for black people was better than Biden's, could you vote for Trump? I'm not ready to do that, Andrew. I'm pussy. I'm not ready to do that. That's an honest answer, son. That's an honest answer, bro. That's an honest answer. Because a lot of smoke comes with that, bro. Yeah, I don't know. He would have to have the most amazing. Like, Trump would have to say reparations for everybody. What if Trump said. Big boy reparations, too. A million dollars for every black person in America. Right now. Right now. Like, it'd have to be something big. Like, it would have to be something to where you taking the L because everybody's benefiting in a real way. And you give everybody this million dollars, right? And the economy got to stay where the fuck it is. No inflation. That's right. So if any of you companies start fucking inflating your prices, bye, baby. That's the only fucking way. She ain't going to get expensive once we get money. No way, goddammit. OK, what if Trump was like, if I am president, black men can cheat again? No. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. No. No. No. I'll be looking at Trump like, Trump, you're a wild boy. You're a wild boy. You're a wild boy. I have to call him Nick. Nick, you're a wild nigga, bro. Nah. You ain't the first black president, but I see. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Listen, in all seriousness, it would have to be something extremely monumental that shifts the culture and the community of blackness forever in a real way. The economic empowerment. Bro, that's all I care about. The progress of black people. So he would have to do something that was that. Absolutely. But if he did, do you think that you could galvanize support for him? Or would you just do it privately? You would almost have to. If, but he hit the thing with all the politicians. And you could, if that was the case, you could overlook some of his past transgressions and some of his past attitudes. Wouldn't give a shit. Or current attitudes. I wouldn't give a fuck. So that being said. What a bagette. So that being said, do you understand why? And I'm going to step. But are whites voted for him last election? No. No, I get it because he's told them a dream. They bought into a dream. You know what I mean? But my thing with it is what happens in a lot of those situations is those politicians dump the bag. And when people get the bag, they forget about other people that are hurting. They'll forget about the kids and the cages at the border. You know what I'm saying? They'll forget about the LGBT rights that are being stripped away. And you can't do that. I think you can simultaneously do both. You can get this bag from somebody, but then you can also hold people accountable. Because I mean, I would think that's what reparations would be anyway. If America ever did give black people reparations, we're going to just stop holding races accountable. We're going to just stop holding homophobes accountable. I think that you can vote for someone and be very critical of a lot of their policies. You would have to. But that's the problem. That's why we get so mad at these politicians when they take money from the corporations, when they take money from the billionaires. We think they're going to be beholden to them. I always go back to that Jay-Z lyric, right? Like, I can't help the poor if I'm one of them. I'm with you. So it's like, if you want to make change and he was out there giving a million dollars to his black person, this is hypothetical, right? With that million dollars, now you guys are a powerful economic lobby as well. And maybe you take that money, you go, yo, we're not doing cages no more, bro. You want our vote? That's it. You know what I'm saying? But you got to put your oxygen mask on first. Like, the airplane shit we always say. So I understand when people vote their interests, especially if they're looking out for dire needs in a moment. It's a luxury to vote someone else's interests. That's abundance. That's privilege. If you can sit down and go, who else needs help? You are in a privileged fucking situation, bro. And listen, all we're doing is buying in the dreams. Like, people would be like, well, how you know? You know, you said you like Bloomberg's Greenwood initiative. You like Matt Peach Douglas playing. How you know they going to do that? How you know Bernie going to fucking erase the student loan debt? There's no way he's going to be better careful. You think he's really going to get out of here, bro? You're buying into the best dream that fits you. That's it. You're buying into your interests. Nothing more, nothing less. We're going to Tax Wall Street. How? There's no such thing as earnings. The money stays in the stock. You have to cash out the stock for it to be earnings. It's like, you don't think rich people have figured out the system? This is what people don't get. In order to prove income, you have to remove the money from the stock. Right? So once you remove the money from the stock, you could tax it. They ain't taking that money out. What they do is they take loans on the stock while it's there. And loans, wait, are loans taxable? Loans are not taxable. It doesn't matter. This is the brilliant idiot. If it sounds good, let it fly. That's what politicians do. Go. Well, that's the thing that they're doing. They just found a way to create an economy within their economy. Like Warren Buffett doesn't even make any money. He just takes a loan off of the what's like a Bercher Hathaway stock, right? That's all it is. And the bank goes, well, yeah, he'll pay it back because he's fucking Warren Buffett. Am I crazy? Are you never hear them talk about who they're going to vote for? Never. I think I might have heard Bill Gates say one time he would vote for Trump against Bernie, I think. Do you understand what they're doing, these fucking billionaires, bro? They dress like substitute teachers. I love it. For us. I love it. Because if they walked around like the Migos flexing, we would murder them. We would murder every one of them. Can you imagine Warren Buffett's starting on your fucking ass? But imagine. Can you imagine? We'd be dead. We'd kill him. We'd just kill him. We'd just kill him and take all the money. Bill Gates would fucking drive you crazy. So he has to wear hackies every day and drink his little Diet Coke on a fucking stoop. I drive a Honda Civic. No, you don't. Stop it. He's driving a fucking Honda Civic. All those UFOs you see flying. Every time you see an unidentified flying object, that Buffett, it's Gates. I'm about to say Jobs, but that might really be him. He might really be up there. I might have got the fuck out of here. I'm too rich to be here. Bro, Bill Gates bought that huge fucking yacht. Did you see that yacht? No. He bought this massive fucking yacht. What the fuck? You've got to see it. It's millions and millions of dollars. If I google Bill Gates' yacht, it'll come up. Bill Gates' yacht. You're going to see it, right? Why do you think he bought a yacht, Charlemagne? Why do you think they bought it? Ed didn't got it for you right there. Now, why do you think he got that yacht? Damn, that's your flies, bro. He got that yacht because he wanted to dress normal. You know how much his yacht is? OK. You know what you paid for that yacht? 40 million? $330 million, bro. Light, and that's light. That's something light, bro. But he got so much shit for it because it's like, wait a minute, why are you acting like you're rich? They got to pretend they're poor to keep that money or else we will fucking murder them. Yeah, the jealousy would eat us alive, man. Imagine being in the club with goddamn Robert Smith. And you're like, yo, man, I'm going to buy a bottle. Somebody else be like, now I'm going to buy a bar. Robert likes, I just bought this whole block. You know what I'm saying? I don't know who Robert Smith is. Robert Smith is worth $5 billion, richest African-American in the world. Oh. Yeah, well, not the world in America. In America. Yeah, in America. But anyway, it's just, they have to do it. They have to keep this all their fucking PR, if you notice. Like, I remember I once saw Bill Gates in a casino and I didn't pick up on it. I was in Vegas and he's playing $3 Chinese poker. This is before coronavirus. What a jerk. What a fucking jerk. And yeah, dude. And I'm like, oh, he's a man of the people. He got me. He got me. Him and his wife, right? His wife's wearing some stupid sandals and khakis too. They're wearing the same outfit, right? Billionaires, right? And I'm like, oh, my God. This is the PR team going, hey, go in the casino. Don't have any security. Just play some Chinese poker. People will be like, he plays $3 Chinese poker. He's one of us. He's regular. They do that little 15 minute shit. Done. If I'm a hater, I'm walking up on you and I'm saying, yo, Bill Gates, you a fuck boy. You in here trying to win more money? You piece of fucking shit. The fuck is wrong with you? You should be out here giving money to us. So we can motherfucking gamble. Yo, let me get some chips. What the fuck is wrong with you? And you playing Chinese poker? You can pay the debt that America owes to China with all the fucking money you got. And you out here giving them more money? I hope you get that corona, bro, and walk off. Fuck that. You right about that, though. You really got to dumb yourself down. Humble the fuck out of yourself if you're one of those people, yo. Because you know how foul shit really is, bro. They know how foul they are. They know what they're doing is unfair. They know how many people they got a squash to do what they're doing. What if Bill Gates and Warren Buffett look at that meme with them that says, whatever amount of money in this picture and not one Gucci belt? Yeah, yeah. And then they just looking, they clothed it full of Gucci belts. They like shit. They knew. They feel, they knew. I've done it different. Yo, what's up with that party on Mars this weekend? You know what I'm saying? I'm serious. They probably starting on a whole different level. That fucking boat Bill Gates had probably just came up from underwater, bro. 100% sure. They probably under there. Why not? They can't be above water. Atlanta's probably popping. Atlanta's. Yeah, it's the city of Atlanta. Oh, I thought you said Atlanta. No, man. I've written a real rich people in Atlanta. You got some good guys. I'm talking about compared. You got cute rich. Cute rich. I mean, I would love to be Tyler Perry rich. But I'd love to be the rock rich. But to Bill Gates and Warren Buffett, come on, man. Please stop it. It's a different level. Let's pay some bills. Let's buoy. I got a P anyway. All right, I got this. Guys, turn your dream into a reality with Squarespace, OK? Squarespace makes it easier than ever to launch your passion project. 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Somebody just posted, because you know they going in on Sean King. Yeah, why would he say? They met last night. Sean King called Rachel Maddow out on something that Rachel Maddow did not say. And Rachel Maddow retweeted him and said, what the fuck are you talking about? She didn't say what the fuck you talked about, but she was like, I did not say that. She actually said something about Bloomberg. But for whatever reason, Sean heard Biden, and he doubled, tripled down on it, so now they're killing him. And somebody just said, nicknames for Sean King, Talcom X, Martin Luther Cream, Pal Revere, Tupac Shagar, Alexander Scamilton, Shaka Khan, as in Khan, C-O-N like Khan orders, Snow J. Simpson. Snow J. Simpson is good. W-E-B DeFraud. God damn it, I don't know who you are, Timothy Alvarez, but you just made me laugh. We need to sit down with Sean King. Has anybody just looked him and said, why is everybody in your family white but you? I've never met Sean King. Has anybody asked that specific question? I've never met Sean King. Have you seen his brother? No. Look at a picture of his brother. It looks like he works at GameStop. Only reason I don't give Sean King hell because Sean King does fight the good fight. That's it. Like, I mean, I don't know what people want from Sean King, you know what I'm saying? Just honesty. That's it. He don't have to, like, he just gets caught up some time. But that's, think about it, right? When you're a shooter, when you're a shooter, sometimes you're going to hit the wrong shit. You know what I'm saying? If that's what you do every day, if you've devoted your life to going at shit, fighting for different causes, calling people out, whatever, whatever, every now and then you're going to get it wrong. And guess what? When you get it wrong, you got to take the mails, man. But what does he do? Do black people need to be convinced that the world's racist? Like, who are you fucking working for? Black people know the world's racist. White people think you're an idiot because you're lying about not being white. So literally, all you're doing is selling trauma back to the black people you say you're supporting. And it's the biggest horseshit, if you ask me. I think he brings attention to a lot of things that necessarily don't get attention. What? What? Every time attention is brought, it's wrong. Just what? So let me read the tweet that he said. I mean, he's the reason we got Snow Jay Simpsons now. What is that name? Does that love it? I mean, OK, fair enough. He gave us a good name. He gave us a good moniker. I just don't understand who he's helping. Like, does he feel like black people wouldn't know that they experience racism every day if it wasn't for him tweeting about it? Well, OK. Like, black people get. I get it. I mean, I think that, too. I think sometimes you just rehashing trauma. It is the most white thing to do. But I think he's explaining to black people. He's white-splaining to black people. Hey, guys, it's rough for you. I think he has a very diverse audience. And so he does bring attention to shit that a lot of other people, especially white people, wouldn't know. And I've seen Sean King raise a lot of fucking money for different causes just because of social media. He's very good with the money. Like, everybody checked his books. He's not. I mean, some people, I was a thing one time, but they said he was stealing money. But he opened up his books and let everybody see. And everybody so. I'm not calling him a thief or anything like that. I just don't understand his purpose and the ego. So I would love to sit down with him and have him explain how he's helping black people. I love that. I just don't understand. I'd love to have that convo with Sean. He tweeted out breaking. MSNBC and Rachel Maddow just reported that multiple senior officials within the Democratic Party are interfering with the primaries to stop Bernie Sanders. Rachel Maddow said, what? No, I didn't report any such thing. So then they put out the clip of Rachel and she was actually talking about Bloomberg. And Sean just tweeted out some absolutely hilarious disses about me and the trending topics I've trended dozens of times across the years and I've learned to just roll with it at this point. You grow thick skin and get impervious to it eventually. W.E.B. defraud hurt a little bit. I know that hurt a little bit. W.E.B. defraud hurt a little bit. That hurt a little bit. Come on now. That hurt a little bit. He wasn't bullied enough by his family. That's it, bro. Yeah, that white family. If he had a black family, he'd be good, right? He had the white school shooter family. That's who he grew up with. All right, enough politics. I want to talk to y'all. Things that you won't care about next week. I'm gonna pull with this here. I'm just thinking I'm gonna care about it next week. Come on, son, you have one job. All right, we gettin' there, guys. All right, we slowly but surely we gettin' this thing together, man. I think one, I don't care, would have been good. It is one. It is one. They need the drum roll. They need the drum roll. As soon as I say shit, I don't care about it next week. I don't care. Boom. That'd be hot. So, I'm producing on the spot. That's cool. Now, humble to poets, it's from Toronto. Yes. Big basketball coach in Toronto. Can't deny it. We run it. Right? It is two people that are synonymous with their sports teams that, one, I think, created the lane for the other one. And that is the great Spike Lee for the New York Knicks. I think that he has been the most popular figure in Madison Square Garden for the past 20 years, including players and everybody. That's despite personal opinion. You're a Knicks fan. You probably can... I think you're right, man. He's the mascot. He is the fucking mascot. I'm officially ambassador. Y'all have Drake, right? So, when you see what happened to Spike Lee this week, Spike Lee wants to come through the employee entrance at the garden. And they wouldn't let him. Got into a little shot and match whatever, whatever. Wanted to come through the regular VIP. What did you think about that, Schultz? Well, James Dolan, the owner of the Knicks is a complete fucking idiot. I mean, I boycotted the Knicks this year. But it was a season ticket holder. And I gave up my season tickets. I don't watch a game on TV. I won't do anything until he doesn't have to sell the team, but he has to remove himself as this controlling figure on the team. Ooh, so I said he should sell the team, but what you said makes sense. Yeah, it's like, you don't need it. Why would you sell it? I mean, it's the best thing to have in the world. You have the number of franchise. Hire a basketball, president of basketball operations, let him actually run sheep. But let him actually do it, because the way Dolan runs his businesses is if you are loyal to Dolan, nothing bad can happen to you. You just get repurposed. Like even Mills, right? Who I think was the president, Steve Mills, he got fired and then put on the board. Wow. He actually got a better job after being fired, because the thing with Dolan is he's loyal as fuck. And if you show loyalty to him, that's what happened to Isaiah Thomas. So Isaiah Thomas got in that whole like me too situation with the girl, right? Word on the street is, Isaiah Thomas took that L for Dolan. Really? Word on the street is Dolan was the one acting wild. I like gossip. Let's go a little gossipy. You like tea, baby. Was the one acting wild with the person who worked for him, right? And Isaiah kind of took that L for him, and that's why Isaiah didn't get fired. He got moved to some other position. He was like, oh, he'll be the head of the Liberty. He got a me too case, and then they put him on the head of the WNBA team. That's great. You know how Mel Gibson doesn't put his name on top of his movies no more? But he's not putting them out? But they're putting them out and someone's backing them. Exactly. So Gibson still makes movies? Yeah. He doesn't put his name on them? Yeah. That's smart. I didn't know that. So the thing with Spike Lee is this. First of all, his corny, it's foul, it's just dumb. The fact that Spike Lee has been paying top dollar for his tickets all these years is hysterical. That's awesome. That really hurts my fucking heart. Can you really call James Dolan loyal when you got a guy at Spike Lee that said he spent like $10 million of how many years on Nick's tickets? You're not even going to have a Spike at discount, bro. That's what I'm saying. Spike Lee has free tickets. Look, we got Nav Bhatia, a super fan. They gave him a ring. So the really, yeah, the Punjabi dude. He's never missed the home games because the Raptors is 25 years old. So since day one, he's been to every single home game. I see that's loyalty, bro. Portside tickets. You've seen him. You've seen him. He's a Punjabi dude that's like under the basket. Come on. He has a turban on, you know. So he's there. Humble's there. I'm supposed to know all of them apart. They all got like Toronto, bro. Humble, you didn't get no seats, bro. Toronto. I'm going to name the game here, bro. What do you mean? It's Maddy Jobs. It's Maddy Turbans in the crowd. Not this guy's specific. Yeah, there are a lot of Turbans in the crowd. That's why I said he's so dope. But here's the thing about these policies. Because I asked around for some of my friends and I was like, what do you think about this whole Spike Lee thing? He goes, these policies are never directed at the individual, right? These policies are directed just at the stadium themselves and everybody gets an email. Spike got an email and said, hey, we're no longer doing employee entrance. Now, if you are classy and intelligent and a smart organization, you do a personal call to Spike and you go, hey, since you are the most loyal Nick fan ever and we haven't done anything to earn your loyalty, we just won't let you know. We're not doing employee entrance anymore. If you need us to bring you through another entrance, we can work that out. But that, I guess, never happened. They definitely got an email. How about if Spike comes to the employee entrance, you still let Spike in through the fucking employee entrance? 100%. 100%. Spike said he's been coming through that entrance for 20 plus years. Who cares? It's Spike Lee. You're 100%, right? I guess what I'm saying, the policy is never directed at individuals. It's just a company-wide policy and then an email goes out. And I've asked other friends who work for organizations and they do these types of things. But if it's Spike Lee, one, you just let him in. And then two, you make sure you give him a personal phone call so that he's not embarrassed. This is somebody who's ridden so hard for the Knicks, especially during the worst times, it's like the least that you could do is call. But that just shows you how detached Dolan is. Because I guarantee those 19-year-old girls that he sits in the front row, you know the Dolan seats for his shorties, them little 19, 20-year-old model girls. I didn't know that was full. Oh, yeah. They sit with their little 19, 20-year-old model girls right there. I bet they don't walk through the regular entrance. Hell no. I bet they go through the employee entrance. Are the employees of yours, James? Do we need to know something? Boy, they come through the side door. Maybe the back door. Maybe the back door. Maybe that's later. Yeah, listen, if I let you come through the back door, I'm letting you come into any entrance I want to. Because I don't need you telling nobody about what we do when it's just us together. You come through my back door, I come in your back door. That's right. Exactly. So would that ever happen to Drake? No. That was not for Drake. 100%. That's my point, though. They give Drake the keys in Toronto, bro. But that's my point. That's why New York ain't shit. That's why the Knicks ain't shit. They gave him to have a ring. Do you know what I mean? Drake got one, too. Drake got one, too? But I think he's an official employee, though. He's an ambassador. But here's the thing about rings. Not all employees get rings. Oh, really? The rings that players get are different than the ring that a coach, no, maybe not the coach, but a ring that a GM or president might get. And the guy who's the custodian, he might not get a ring. It's not for everybody. I thought if you're an employee of the team and you're running like the accountant's gonna ring. Nope. Nope. Really? Just the players and... You accountant. Do you know what I mean? You weren't with me shooting in the gym, you know what I'm saying? You might get a version of the ring, but it's not the ring. You were paying to keep the lights on in the gym, so I could see the shot. But then players, though, dude, then players would be getting the fans in there. New York's held hostage. Your team is held hostage. And we fucked up. The only way you do it is you boycott it because that's the only thing he'll listen to. If nobody shows up to the games, he'll be forced to make a change. I'm not even saying sell the team because I would never sell a team. But you have to change something. If it doesn't work, you change it. If you keep trying the same thing over and over again, you're crazy, right? That's the definition. Absolutely. Insanity is doing the same thing over and over, expecting different results. Boom. But by the way, that's, like you said, it's the fans fault because y'all keep showing the fuck up. Not me. You show up for mediocre product. That's why when Spike Lee said I'm not going to the games for the rest of the season, I think every Nick's fan should follow suit and then do what Andrew did and then don't go next year either. Spike shouldn't go until it changes. And if I was a player, I would never come play for the Knicks. I saw y'all arrest Charles Oakley. I saw y'all motherfucking fuck Spike Lee up and won't let him in. Why would I ever come play with y'all? Respect the y'all show y'all players. Real talk. Y'all super fans. Yo, if I'm Spike, I keep buying the tickets. Yo, I do a go fund me. Keep buying the tickets and make sure them shits are empty every single game. You have two. Still supporting the nose. But whatever, but whatever, we could go fund me it. But the fact that those two seats would be empty on every single game, every single game, MSG, you see empty seats, that was where the boycott could start. And then maybe some other people are like, you know, I had enough of this. I'm going to have my seats empty too. Imagine the Knicks played every single home game with the entire front row all empty because the biggest supporters, the ones who put the real money down are like, I'm not even going to watch this. You know how embarrassing that would be to James Dolan? That's how we do it. The big guys got to put that fucking money up. James, James Dolan, if you're listening, do the right thing. Okay. Do the right thing. Do the right thing. What do y'all think about, do you even know who Life Gen Exits? Yes. Okay. He's the guy that did that song, right? He spent a lot of time in jail, then came out, then went back. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Frog hopping. He was upset. Must be nice. You have the clip? He's upset again? You have, well, you know, you have the clip of evil, the clip that he was mad at. Let's play that because it's not even about life. It's just about a broader topic because, you know, Humble's clearly about to get married. Andrew's about to get married. I am married. You know what I'm saying? Wait, did you propose? What? Are you engaged? I did not propose, but I am forever fiance. Wait, what does that mean? What the fuck does that mean? You propose? Are you scared of commitment? Are you scared of commitment? No, that means I can't be talking on podcasts when I haven't talked to my parents yet. Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. You propose to him? Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. Come on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Miss Humble, we got another microphone for you. You got it down. Sandy, Sandy, Sandy. You, wait a minute. You haven't told his parents. Well, they ain't gonna find it. They're not gonna listen to this podcast. So you propose to Humble to Bowen? I did. Ooh, how'd you propose? How'd you propose? On a boat in Trinidad. Wait, just recently. Big bottom. Don't leave me hanging. Yo, Corona, Corona, Corona. Corona, Corona, Corona, Corona, Corona, Corona, Corona. Hold up, hold up, hold up, this is so lit. So you're on a boat, right? You get down on one knee? Yes. And you had a ring? No. How'd you do it? I just told him, I wanna marry you. And then he was like, why are you asking me? He was so confused. That was cute. I was like, why are you telling me this right now? She's like, no, look, everyone's watching. I'm gonna have you look and our whole squad's like, I was like, oh, shit, this is happening like that. Humble, when she dropped to her knees, it had to be a little pervert part of you that was like. Right here in front of everybody like this. In the water? In the water. It's funny, the neither of us can swim, so we got those noodles in between our legs. We're walking around and I'm like, oh, look, a dick to touch you. This is the guy you wanna marry. All right. So you propose to him, now were you a little bit insecure about proposing because it's like, there's a gender bias when it comes to that? Not at all. Yeah, a lot of it was me wanting to do it exactly because of that, because I grew up in a family where females were always pushed to do whatever they wanted. Okay. And it was never like male, female, so I was like, I'm ready to get married. I know he's not gonna say no, so I'm gonna do it. There's no, what's to call it, patriarchy? Yeah, patriarchy. There is no patriarchy. Although there is a lot of patriarchy in the community, just not in my family. Right, your family's pushing back. How did you feel, Humble? When Jackie was like, I wanna ask you, how'd you feel? That's how I felt, because my whole thing literally, for me, for me it was a much more of an administrative delay. I'm waiting on my visa. So all it was is like, yo, when I get my visa, I'm gonna take her to city hall, then she gets a visa instantly, and then we'll worry about the family stuff later. And then literally, like, I'm still two, three weeks, waiting on the phone. Hello, you're marrying for green cards? Huh? What's going on here? What am I missing? No, no, no, what the fuck am I missing? No, no, I'm so, I'm going, so I'm Canadian. Okay. I'm getting a lot of work in the States. Got you. So I'm getting a talent visa. And then all it is, and she's been out here doing her thing, but all it is is if we're married, then she can benefit from that visa. Got you. So I was just like a buddy pass. Like a buddy pass. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I was just waiting on that. Just every time I thought I was gonna get it, they asked me more questions, fill out more forms and everything. So I was waiting on that. And then when she said this, I was just like, ah, two, three weeks, I would have, it would have went the other way. Do you, do you still get a ring? I have a ring. Wait, you bought yourself one? No, I've bought a ring. So after the proposal, you bought her a ring. No, I bought that ring, why buy it? Do you need a ring? Do you need a ring to make that official? We're just going to have everything backwards. This is so confusing. So you got her a ring, but you didn't propose, then she proposed to you, and now the ring is an engagement. Now I've got to get another ring. Yeah, I think you got to get another one, dawg. I have no issues with that. Hey, yo, I'ma be honest with you, I think that's fly, and the reason I think it's fly is because I think it's a lot of women out there waiting to get married. And maybe just, maybe the guy just has cold feet or doesn't know exactly how to do it. Maybe he's a little afraid that you may say no, you might need to take that first step. I don't see the problem with that. And we was having all the conversations were happening. That's the thing too, because in Brown College, most people are getting arranged marriages, so nobody has those opportunities. But we were already having all the conversations. All the unsexy adult conversations about where to live, how to do things, all of that. So that was all there. So in my head, even when she said it, she was like, I want to marry you. I was like, why are you saying this to me? Like, we haven't been talking about this. And then when she pointed to everybody, I realized it was a moment. She was supposed to take me to, she was supposed to walk to the beach, and why didn't you walk to the beach? Tell them. Because there was too much seaweed, and it was gross. That was a plan to walk to the shore and then get down on my knee. But then there was too much seaweed, and I was like, I'm just gonna have to do it right here. Yo, I don't know, man. If my girl gets down on my knee, dog, I'm gonna be like, get up. Get up, yo, chill with all this shit. Come on, yo. I don't know. I don't know, man. I think I got some patriarchy in me or some shit. I admire it, I think it's cool. I didn't know it was coming out. No, I got patriarchy in me too. I just didn't know it was coming. Yeah. I honestly just, I was completely confused until I saw the crowd of people and like, one dude was already crying. He was just like. We only have patriarchy because that's how society, that's what they put in our head, you know what I'm saying? Like, it's just like when you're on a plane and like, you see a woman with a heavy bag and you're like, yo, let me get that for you. She's like, no, I got it. Let me get that for you. And you're like, no, I got it. And then when you go to get it, you're like, yeah, this shit heavy. You probably should get it. So, at least help me. You know what I'm saying? Help me pick it up. You know what I'm saying? We were flying back from Miami or something like that. I had my phone in one hand, right? And I had my luggage I had to put in the overhead bin, right? So that shit was kind of heavy. And I lifted with one hand. I tried to one hand it. One hand in a roll on is tough, right? So I one handed my shit drop back real quick. And then I picked it up and this woman next to me, she's like, I'll help you with that. And then like, she put my luggage in overhead bin. I just looked back at Al and Mark and they were just like, yo, man, come on, bro. I'm embarrassed talking like, dude, I have ladies taking care of my luggage, bro. That shit should tone down your sexism a little bit. What? That little one moment. She toned down your sexism. No, I raised it. No, I should tone it down. Dude, I was in emergency exit. I was looking at her like, yo, I got this. If anything goes wrong, no, no, no. Everybody's safe. Everybody's safe. I need a real reason. I need a formal yes. I was like, yes, yes, we're safe today. That's funny is how you got to be extra sexist if something happens. Sweetheart. Got it. Baby, I got this. All right, see, you know what I'm saying? You want some snacks? You want a snack box? Pick your snack box, babe. But no, I talked about that because Life Jennings said that changing your daughter's last name from her father's to somebody else's is whack. From her father's to someone else's. Somebody else's is whack. Give me an example. What does that mean? Play it. Can you break that down? Sterling, like everybody else. Legally changed her name this past year. It was, we went through a lot to do it. How much more before the actual process is done? Well, the name change is illegal. So now we have to go through the adoption process. And I mean, he's making it a little bit easier for us acting crazy in the public. So I'm confused. So Life Jennings has a kid. No, life don't have nothing to do with this. What? Life just commented on the situation. But Eva has a kid with somebody. And Kevin McCall and Eva wants to change the last name of the child from the father's last name. To Diverne. To her husband's last name. To a new husband last name. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no. Fuck out of here, bro. OK, talk to me. No. That's my nut. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What if you're not in the kid's life? My nut is the kid. OK. I am the kid's life. Got you, got you, got you. It's my last name. Yes. What about Lori Harvey? No. What about Lori Harvey? Lori Harvey's adopted, but still no. No, that's my kid. But then again, you know what? I will say this. I'm saying that as someone who would always be in my kid's life, but if you're not in your kid's life. That's what I'm saying. If you adopt the kid, would you want to change her last name? That's all on the kid. I adopt the kid. I'm definitely changing the last name. You think I paid for this child? Did not have my last name, humble. Adopted, like, from China or something like that? I don't get where you come from. I would say you fall in love with somebody who has a child. Who already has a child? How old is the child? 12. Yo, it all depends on the relationship with the pops, because if my girl has a kid and the pops are still in the picture, I want the best relationship with the pops possible, because that's going to be the best outcome for the kid. I don't want the kid playing favorites between the different five figures and the like. Like, I want to be homies. I don't know if that's possible, but I would love to be homies with the dad, because it's like, yo, I can't make the baseball game. I got you. Yo, you know what I mean? Like, we're there for the kid. The last thing I want to do is create some animosity where the kid's using my last name. Now the dad looking at me like, not only did I take his girl, took his kid. My sister's divorced, so my nephew still has his father's last name. My nephew's, like, becoming a really good football player. And I want to, like, wear his jersey, but it's my sister's ex's last name. So I can't even read. Wow. I never thought about that scenario. But he gets his name on the jersey? My nephew's playing high-level football now, so he's got, like, jerseys with the name on it. Canada's dad's last name. Canada, bro. But his dad is in the world? Yeah, they're 50-50. And are they cool or is it not cool? I think they're cool enough. I mean, like, my family isn't trying to see him his side at all, ever. Is he in his child's life, though? Yeah. He can't just change his last name. But no one's trying to change it. I just want to rock a jersey. I'm just like, ooh, I can't walk around with my brother. Can you tell me, like, Sing or one of these really popular names? No, no, not a generic one. No, it's like a specific one. OK. My thing is this. The purpose of Sing was to get, because in Punjabi culture, you can tell a person's caste by their last name. Right, their caste? Their caste. Like, are they a farmer? Are they in business? Or why haven't you got your guys? And based off, that's a lot of discrimination. So Sing came into the picture to kind of whitewash it all. And that way, you can't tell who's what. Right, because all, not all, but, like, a lot of the Punjabis have that name Sing. They don't have it legally. They use it, yeah. Really? Yeah. Because Sing is the, that means prosperity or something? Sing means lion. Lion? Lion, like, lion, animal, lion. Oh, I thought you meant, like, Joe Biden lion. I mean, like, lion, like, roar. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And for women, it's core, K-A-U-R, and that means royalty. OK. And then these, these are names I get put in. And often, everybody has it as a legal middle name. But then, like, even, like, back, again, in my former life, I was a schoolteacher. I was Mr. Sing. I didn't use my legal last name. How do you know in your four of my life you were a schoolteacher? I was, I mean, I mean, before I was an artist. Oh, I thought you meant, like, oh, reincarnation. Yeah, like, I thought you meant the Indian way. That's the problem when you wear a turban, bro. Everybody thinks everything's so deep. They knew. I was like, that's a specific thing in your form of, like, some people are a caterpillar. You were a schoolteacher, bro. You knew exactly. Like, in the 2000s. Yeah, all right. You got to be specific with that one, dawg. Yeah, I was too woke. Yeah, you was too woke. I would, um, I don't, yeah, I would, I would, I wouldn't want my child's last name changed, especially if I was in the child's life. If I was in the child's life, or actively trying to be in the child's life and you weren't letting me, you should not change the last name because you're actually preventing me from being, you know, with my child, you know what I'm saying? So don't change the name out of spite just because you grew to love somebody else. You grew to love somebody else. I don't even know if my child likes that person. Question. What if your last name was Bin Laden? Or Zimmerman. Or Zimmerman. Weinstein. Weinstein. Cosby. Cosby. Kelly. Change them all. You just have to talk with the new pops like, yo, you got it. You got it, bro. You got it. Change every single fucking one of them. You know what I mean? No problem. Yes. Why not? What'd you say? Taylor's the microphone right behind you. Yeah, my, my... What, wants to change the name? No, the child's don't get to do what they want to do. How old is he? He's their children. This is not... How old is he? He grew up in a single. My homeboy grew up just with his mom, but he always had his father's surname, and he never met his father. And then he changed it when he graduated high school to his mom's. Oh, my god. You can't just let kids change their name when they want to. Well... You gotta be of age. You can only change their genders when they're nine. That's it. Yeah. I was watching a TV show and this little girl, the father was after she didn't like her father. She was only like nine years old and she told her mom that she wants to change her last name because her mom got married, blah, blah, when in part of her family. Well, I'm not mad at that. I mean, if you know at nine and you have a valid reason, you just say what you said, the father wasn't shit. She knew that? Yeah. How does she know that? Other than the mom saying your dad ain't shit. No, she wasn't really saying that. It's like the dad will go pick her up and he'll either guy arrested or was drunk or blah, blah, like, and she will be a parent to that. All right, get the ball from Taylor. Pass the ball. Is that isolation basketball? God damn it. You just made all that up. I mean, I mean... No, I didn't. It was on TV Mom. What's the name of it? It was on TV Mom. No, I don't believe you. I don't believe you. Can we do some asking the idiots, please? Let's do it. Let's do some asking the idiots and get the fuck out of hell. Did I want to talk about this thing? What happened with Deontay Walden? Oh, he's signing up for... Oh, I'm a king. I am your king. I'm a brave king. Hold up. You know, we got another postman. You know, we can talk about Deontay real quick. I just think it's... Do a little bill and then... I mean, we do Deontay for us then do the bill and then go asking him. I don't think Deontay Walden should do the rematch so soon. Hell no. I don't think so. Like, I don't think he's ready. Play it, play it. Your king is here. Your king is here. And we ain't going nowhere for the war has just begun. No, it's over. I will rise again. I am strong. I am a king. Can't take my pride. I am a warrior. I'm a king that will never give up. I'm a king that will fight to the death. We will rise again. We will regain the title. I will be back. I love Deontay Walden. I think Deontay Walden should take Floyd Mayweather up on his offer. Floyd Mayweather said he wants to train him for the next fight. I don't know how soon the rematch has to be. I was assuming that he could exercise the rematch clause, but it didn't have to be immediately. I would have exercised the rematch clause, but I definitely would have went to fight at least one other tune-up fight under the guys. Floyd Mayweather let Floyd Mayweather train me for a while and just refine my skills a little bit before I get back in that ring with Tyson Fury, man. I don't know why he's rushing to do that. I think it's a lot of pride. I think it's a lot of ego. I do think Deontay Walden can get his belt back one day, but not like this, King. Yeah. Not like this, bro. Yeah. You think he's concerned that Fury might lose it to somebody else? Fury ain't losing. There's nobody in the heavyweight division that can beat Tyson Fury. Bro, that's not happening. I'm thinking about the past. And I'm going, who in the past could beat him? I literally don't know. Maybe Lennox Lewis just because of the size, but like. Lennox would have been good. Because of the size, right? Those are the best. Like those guys, and I always said it, even when they used to fight Tyson, like the reason they could beat up on Tyson is because they were tall. They had that long reach. And they could box. You know a great fight to watch. Everybody go Google, go on YouTube and watch Evander Holyfield, Lennox Lewis, part two. Yeah, this is when Lennox beat him pretty easy. No. They was banging on each other. I thought one was the one where it was a horrible decision. And then one was a horrible, no. Right. One was a horrible decision. I don't remember. I know it was a second fight. I don't remember exactly what happened in the first fight, but I know the second fight, they was banging on each other. OK. And I think Lennox won that fight. Yeah, I think Lennox lost the first one or it was like a split decision, but it was a bad decision. I think too, Lennox won. Because everybody thought the second fight was going to be horrible. Right. But they was banging on each other. Like, that is how heavyweight is supposed to motherfucking go at it. So I just, I mean, listen, that's who Tyson reminds me of. He reminds me of that era of heavyweight. Because he's big. He can box. He's agile. I just think Deontay needs to just refine his skills a little bit before he gets back in that ring with Goddamn. Tyson Sherry. Yeah, it's just a bad move. In my opinion, if I'm him, in my opinion, I think Tyson fights Santhea Joshua. He brings the belts together and then he should just retire. There's nothing else to prove. And then after that, you vacate the belts. And then, while there can fight someone else, and then you get your belt back. But I don't think you need to put yourself through that again, buddy. Nah, man. Come on, King. It's going to be worse. Because now it's like that. Now he knows how to beat you. Yeah. Yeah, man. I don't want to see you go through that on social media right now. Just refine your skills, King. Go fight Ruiz. Or Charles Martin. Charles Martin would be a good fight. I don't know, Charles Martin. Charles Martin fought on the undercard of the Deontay Tyson Sherry fight. Just fight a couple of tune-ups. You're not getting a Joshua fight. Joshua's not fighting none of them. Joshua's staying away from all of those guys. Yeah, he's scared. He's not doing it. So fight a couple of tune-up fights. Let me weather train you. See Tyson Sherry late next year, bro. Yeah. Why you want to ruin your summer? Don't fuck your summer. Nah, you don't fuck your summer up. Come on, man. Hey, yeah, there was that Tyson thing. Or we just pay a little bill real quick. Let's pay a bill. Other than your absolute best friends, who could you ask to bring you red wine at 4 p.m., sushi at 9 p.m., and breakfast burrito at 8 a.m.? I'll tell you who Postmates. 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And I miss him because sometimes I feel like a bitch because I don't want that person to come out because he comes out, hell, it's coming with him. And it's not funny at all. It sounds cool, I'm a tough guy, it's just, I hate that guy, I'm just scared of him. Now let me be clear, when I say I understand mic, I'm pussy, I don't mean to understand him as far as like, you know, doing violence on people. What I understand is that's what mic really enjoyed. Mic really enjoyed fucking people up. So being that he's not able to put hands on people and fuck people up anymore, it bothers him, it hurts him. He feels like he's missing something. This is true story. I think I've told y'all this before. I used to have a little piece of skin on my penis. Skinbridge, yeah. Skinbridge, right? And they used to go from like the shaft to the head. And it's gone. But for whatever reason, when I got older, I started to miss it because I used to play with it when I was younger, right? But as I got older, I started to miss it, right? But it's gone. There's nothing I can do about it. It's the same thing with Mike Tyson. Those days are gone. It's over. He's there's nothing he can do about it. Now, the only thing outlet I can give Mike Tyson is this. Maybe there's like a... How is that the same thing as tight because you both like being in it? It's the brain idiot. It doesn't matter. It's just like the fact that he needs a senior citizen fight. Like, I'm serious. Like he has to be like a senior citizen fight club like a UFC for older people. I'm serious. Like a big three? Yes. He just wants to put his hand. The master's tour for golf, but you want that for Friday. He wants to put his hands on somebody. I promise you, that's all Mike needs. Not no fake wrestling shit. Mike really needs to fight. Let Mike fight. Let him go get that rage out of him. That's what he needs. That's it. Yes. It is interesting when you see him, man, because like one of the reasons I think we've been so drawn to Mike is because he's like so fucking authentic and vulnerable. Like that is the most vulnerable you'll see a human being in that moment. He's been like that though. He's been like that. He's a cancel. And maybe that's it. But it's just amazing to witness and that's why something like that goes viral. Like he has a podcast every single week. You don't see a clip go viral every single week. Every week? Yeah, yeah. Mike's shit ripping. Really? I don't know what the numbers are, but I see Mike's shit all the time for some reason. Okay, fair enough. Hotbox podcast. Hotbox, yeah. Hotbox podcast. Well, he's just like, it's just amazing to like kind of witness and it's just, it's a testament to maybe what we were saying earlier, like authenticity cuts through. It's a rare thing. And if you can be authentic and like vulnerable with your emotions. And shouldn't he acknowledge that that Mike also got into a shit ton of trouble? Yeah, but that Mike also made him a million or a hundred million in it. You know what I'm saying? I get what he's saying. You got to take the good with the bad like, but you also have to grow. You also have to evolve. I don't, I mean, I don't necessarily like my old self. You know what I mean? And that's, I know that's weird to say because there's parts of you that helped you get to where you are. But then it's like those parts don't serve you anymore. You know what I'm saying? So you let that shit go and you grow and you evolve into something else. But I think in Mike's case, what he loved to do was box. But what he also loved to do was hurt people. If some people out there that just love violence, they like to sound, they like hearing a bone break. You know what I'm saying? They like motherfucking killing somebody and putting the body somewhere and then coming back and watching the body decay. I've heard people who are in jail right now doing life sentence cessation like that to me. You know what I'm saying? So it's just like certain people that just love that type of violent energy and he just needs an outlet to get that shit out. You should just like join a wild ass rapper's entourage. Someone that always brings a lot of trouble to them. I think Mike's has to be controlled. Has to be controlled. It's too crazy. Yeah. A rapper entourage wouldn't be good for him. You know what I'm saying? He needs to be in a controlled environment. I'm telling you Fight Club, bro. You need to start an OG Fight Club. Fight Club for people 50 and up. And let Mike just go at it with people. He'll kill everybody. That's what he wants. You sign a waiver. The waiver simply says, if you die, you die. And you sign it and fucking you get in there with Mike. If he fucking kills you, that's it. You consented the death. God bless Mike Tyson. I hope you find somebody to fuck up. Wax is like that. He needs it, you think? I know Wax says it all the time. He calls it a freebie. He's like, I need a freebie. Because he wants somebody to do something fucked up. So that he could get his shit off. Interesting. Some people are like that. Some people like violence. They like cracking skulls. I guarantee you Mike has gone to mad anger management. And nothing. Just like Wax has, you know what I'm saying? He's done the beyond scared, straight programs. All of that shit. Some people just like violence. Yeah, it's like a vampire. He's a vampire. He needs the blood. That's it. That's it. That's it. I wonder if it's similar to like competitive instinct. You know how like some athletes, they just need to compete. Michael Jordan needs to compete. It could be fucking ping pong. But I think they find something new, though. They find a new thing to funnel it into. But Mike hasn't found. That's what I say. He can't be golf. His too loves him. Exactly. Because violence is so extreme. Yes. Nothing else comes closer, taps into it. Sports, you can take that competitive instinct and you can put it into something that's safer. Beer pong. Doesn't matter what the fuck it is. I just want to compete and beat you. But when someone literally wants to beat you. Yeah. How do you recreate that? Mike likes violence in boxing. Those are his two loves. And he's not able to do either right now. Yeah, you guys are just government crazy. They're like late 40s still fighting. Yeah. But I don't think Mike would have a chance against those guys. No, he ran to you. No, no, no, no, no, no, man. He's too short. He's too short. He don't have no, he don't know how to kick him. Let's do Ask an Idiot. All right. Ask an idiot. Um. Good question. We didn't plan this. All right. Ready? OK, you got to go. Tori Watkins. That's what I was looking at. We got, we got, we got, we got humble here. OK, go. Tori Watkins, humble wants to know, why is it called Indian Giver when the Indian people didn't give anything away and take it back? They all asking me because you think Native Americans and. Nobody said that humble. We just asked the question, you're the smartest person here. Now we asked the smartest person here. Nobody said it. Nobody said anything about that humble. I learned that term Indian Giver on Seinfeld. I never, I never heard of it before. What would Seinfeld's take? There was a, I never watched. Somebody made that reference about giving a gift back using that term Indian Giver. That's the first time I ever heard it. Pull that goddamn episode up. I need him to get some outrage, god damn it. OK. No, why nobody gave Seinfeld no outrage for that. But it's not you guys, it's Native Americans, the term. Well, even the fact that they call Native Americans Indians is because Columbus started found India. Yeah. And now it's just duck and everybody's OK. Holy shit, so Columbus was a brain idiot. He was. But wouldn't you do that, too, if somebody financed your whole trip and then you got somewhere you knew wasn't India? Wouldn't you be like, nice, India? Word up. I found India. Right, he's like, yeah, that's the back. You don't know where all those spices you promised us that India had. No, it's not the spicy part. India's a big country. That's why I bet you know, India's a big country. It's got diverse, you know, group of people. Not everybody's into spice, bro. Tori, I'm going to be honest with you. I don't know why they call things Indian givers. I think that you should reach out to a Native American podcast and ask them because I have no idea why they call them. If the natives gave back those smallpox blankets. Yeah, real talk. We don't want these. Word up. We don't want these. They should have gave back. So that's a fucked up. OK, another one. Let's do it. If y'all were gay, who would be the man and who would be the wife? That's rounds down range 87. Rounds down range 87. If we were gay, who would be the man and who would be the wife? First of all, that's disrespectful. Because both of us can be the man's. Well, there would be a wife. There would be no wife. We're two husbands. We'd be husband and husband. I'm so disrespectful. Won't you go to fuck up rounds down range 87? Do you ever hear man Pete refer to his boo as a wife? No, motherfucker. He says my goddamn husband. Husband. My hubby. What the fuck is wrong with you? Rounds down range. I'm so disrespectful. Let's say they're not. If you're going to put you, what did you say, Taylor? As in like with the lesbian couples, it's like. Why are you about lesbians everything today? First of all, first of all, first of all, my little lesbian, my little lesbian, my new favorite lesbian. OK, first of all, first of all, there would be no lipstick man because men don't wear lipstick. Well, us two men don't wear lipstick. OK, maybe a gloss. I just think this is a disrespectful question because I think that you're thinking that two men in a relationship. I was going to follow him on top. That's what that is. Well, that's different. That's a different question, Taylor. That's our business. OK. Mind your business, bro. And a wise man once said, the top feels so much better than the bottom. That's my answer. Taylor Lee did not say that. That was 50 cent. That's 50 cent. Oh, he did? Yes. But he's talking about being on top of the rapper. Oh, shit. Wait a minute. The rap game? Like in Windows Shoppers. But like the rapper game? Is that who? No. Oh, my God. I don't know if we should have that. I don't know if I can explain that one. Hey, bro, he said it. All right, ready? Um, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, ready? Hey, game. He's a comedian. He's a comedian. Game knows. Now we can keep it. Game knows. Uh, OK, OK, at what point in both of your careers will you sit back and say, I have done what I set out to do, I can retire now? Ooh. I don't know. I don't I don't know because goals change, right? Like, you know, we had Susan Yeoman on Breakfast Club and Susan Yeoman was like, you're never really retired because, you know, you retire, but then you still want something to do. It goes back to what we were talking about with Mike Tyson. Mike Tyson's doing the podcast because he's trying to fill a void, you know what I'm saying? So it's just like when you're a creative person, you're always going to be trying to fill a void. So you may retire from one thing, but then you may want to go do something else. I don't I don't know if you ever truly retire. I don't know if there's ever a point where you get to that point, you just sit back and like, fuck it. I don't know. Yeah. I don't I don't see it. I agree. I completely agree with that. Now, I just die. You say what? You just die. Yeah. And this jam done, like George Carlin, like before him, like three days later, he died. No, I don't want to do that. No, no, because I enjoy doing nothing. So maybe at a point in your career, you'll just go, you know what, I'm going to figure out there's nothing stuff, and I'm going to attack that in the same way that I attacked my. Yeah, but it's good not to have a schedule. Say what? I said it's good not to have a schedule, right? Right. Like, you know, you can retire and do nothing, but you can do what you want when you want to. Right. Meaning I don't have to be at the radio stage six to 10 a.m. I don't have to do the podcast on Wednesdays. I don't have to write a book. I don't have to produce a TV show. I do what I want to when I want to do it. Like my dad was a cab driver. He's retired. He has three jobs now as three volunteer jobs. Wow. Just because he wants to work. Yeah. Interesting. Yeah. And that structure and that getting up. And then like when I ask him to do something, I'm busy. Like what are you busy doing? Like you've retired. No, I'm busy. I wonder how that will feel. Because in my mind, I can't wait to retire from the structure. That's what it is. It's the structure. It's not the work. I can't wait to retire from the actual structure of having to be somewhere. Yeah. You know what I mean? I look forward to that like part of my life where I can figure out nothing. Like and appreciate nothing. Because right now I love doing. And that fills me and like satisfies me. But like eventually I'm going to get to a part of my life where I just can't do as much as I could. Yeah. And I look forward to that part where it might be way later. It might be 80 years old. But I look forward to it. It's like, hey, I'm going to attack doing nothing the same way I attacked my career. But I can see you just showing up on stage and just making fun of people for three hours. Oh, I don't ever want to stop. I don't ever want to stop to stand up. Like I love doing that. So I feel like from that, I get it. I mean, because I used to have a structured job. And then I stopped in my previous life. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I stopped having a structured job. Because I didn't like that idea of having to be somewhere. But now I do miss structure. Because you get a lot more done under structure. 100%. And it's like. What's weird is the more success I've gotten, the more structure I've created for myself. Like I have office hours. I go to the new studio four days a week. You know what I mean? That's yours, though. But it's different when you clock it in on your own time. True. But at the same time, you can make your time. You could decide when you do shit, when you don't do shit. You get to a certain luxury, even like there's certain days of the week I perform in the city. There's certain days a week where I take off and I spend with my girl. But that's a luxury that you have when you have success. Early on, you're like, OK, I can get on stage any day. I'll do it. But it is interesting that I've gravitated towards structure with the luxury to have none of it if I want. And also paying people to tell you what to do. Like a teacher, like a trainer, or whatever. 100%. Absolutely. Paying experts. Be in my life so that you could do things that I don't know how to do so I could either learn. And I work hard because I don't want to let you down. 100%. Love it. Yes. This is a good question from Omar Yem. If you could go back in time and live a simple existence with your ancestors in Africa, would you do it, Shala, if no, why not? I would not do it because if I have to go back in time, then that means I will remember this era. Ooh, that'd be tough. Exactly, man. Like, what the fuck am I going to talk about? You know how crazy I was looking at that village? You know what I'm saying? Trying to tell them about the world that I come from? Exactly. Don't get on the boat. Exactly. No, I'm going to be honest with you now, if I'm over there and I start because I have a theory about this, I have a theory that they didn't give up their best in their brightest. OK? I had a theory that they made a deal with the Europeans and they said, all right, take all these motherfuckers that we don't really need. And I think they thought that they was going to come over here to America and fuck shit up. Oh, that was definitely forgotten in the history, like the role that there were some people out there. Four white dudes don't just show up on Africa and go, we'll take everybody. Like, there was some assistance. There was some assistance. It has been written out of the books completely. Like, nobody knows who those slave dealers are. I think they gave up somebody at worst, bro. I think how we talk about World Star Island and the people we would ship to World Star Island. That's who they were. I think so, man. I think so. I think so. I think so. I think so. Interesting. I think so. Now, the reason I probably wouldn't send them away is because I would say to them, look what's going to happen is they're going to go over to America. They're going to become slaves. It's going to be a population of us over there that's going to be fighting this for a long time. It's going to be really, really bad. Matter of fact, when I left, it was still bad. Yeah. So let's just kill them. All right. Let's just kill them. Let's just kill them. Let's just kill them. No, I wouldn't kill them. Let's just find them jobs. Guys. That's all. Let's say let's just find new jobs. In this new world, though, Charlemagne, are you not at least a little bit concerned about what Sean King would do? How can we treat black people like this? We're like, what black people, bro? You don't got any black people. Let's know. What are you talking about, Sean? Brazy Big said, if you started a new podcast and you could pick one rapper and one athlete to be a co-host, who would you pick? I don't know who the athlete would be. The rapper would definitely be Glasses Malone. Oh, Glasses is so funny, dude. Yes. His boxing takes, do you follow him on Twitter? Yes, that's my guy, man. He's great. He's great. Glasses Malone. I don't know who the athlete would be, but rapper definitely Glasses Malone. All right, ask you, Humber, would you go back in time? Deliver simple existence? Would you assess this if you could do it? No, I like the modern convenience. Yeah, yeah, right? I mean, even yeah, no. If I could go there with a blank mind. Like, if you hit me with the men in black shit and erased everything from this era and sent me back, yeah, we would all adjust. There's a lot of sitting around doing nothing out there. Yes. They do like two things in the whole day and they're just sitting around. You wouldn't even know you're not doing nothing because you never did nothing. Yeah. But yeah, it's boring. I mean, if you like map out the stars, you got to be bored. Think about bored, you already like, oh, that kind of looks like a Capricorn. That's how you figure out life, though. Remember, you said a little while ago. You said, yo, I want to try to figure out nothing. Yeah. No, no, I get it. But like, that's on my terms. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Just imagine how bored they must have been back in the day, dude, just looking at fire. And that was entertaining. Fire? It's entertaining for us when we're like scrolling all day. But I think fire gets boring after a while. You're not like, damn, fire is popping today. You're like, this shit is hot. This is the last one. Fire is hot today, bro. This is the last Ask an Idiot underscore Tio Frio. This is weird. All right. Can I say this? Where is it? Where is it? Tio Frio is right. It's right over who handles buckets better. KFC or Jimmy Butler. It's right over that one. Tio Frio. He says, why? I read it. He says, why did Uncle Charlotte take a liking to young Shotsi? Been a fan of y'all since the early days of God Cold and I've been wondering. Nigga be elaborate, too, if you answer. None of that. We had a connection. He had a connection. Max. Maxion. And he put keep it tight. Well, Tio Frio, we had a connection. I don't know what to tell you. Tio. I don't know what to tell you. We had a connection. Something to Tio. One thing you have to realize about life. Some shit is just mad shit, bro. All right. It just is. All right. I don't know what to fucking tell you. All right. He was funny on God Cold. We took a Uber or something together to a hotel. When we landed in LA, we flew out together, got in the car together. We got flewed out. We got flewed out. We got in the car together. Sat next to each other in the backseat, stayed at the same hotel. And the rest is history. The rest is mad shit, bro. We put on that 50 cent top bottom. Yeah. Hey. The top feels so much better than the bottom. Let me try. Let me try. Yeah, we knew that race. Listen, we knew racial tension was going to get at an all-time high. So what better to bring races together than two manly mags? All right. We need to heal the ecosystem, bro. These things happen, bro. That's it. A black mag and a white mag heal the ecosystem together. That's what we do. That's right, baby. All right. We had a connection. Oh, god, Taylor. This is what I'm talking about. I don't know, bro. I think this will end it great. I thought we just ended on a great high note. That was a good high note. You're magophobic, bro. Yeah, you really are. That's your problem. No, this helps. Ready? OK. OK. Right. I just busted right inside him, and he can't extend on me anymore. And he seems a little overwhelmed, my, my girth, and toned. That's right, Tio Frio. That's right. We had a connection, and I busted right inside of him. Play it one more time. This shit. OK. I just busted right inside him, and he can't extend on me anymore. And he seems a little overwhelmed, my, my girth, and toned. Just one time for Dick Bayless. That's Dick Bayless, bro. That's Dick Bayless, bro. Dick Bayless is not playing. You tell him, motherfucker, he was overwhelmed by my girth and tonnage. God damn. Jesus Christ. What's Shannon have to say about that? What's Shannon? Shannon. Oh. You might know him as Shannon. And I know, man. Shannon is trying to steal our goddamn Mag Shine. Oh, that's true. That's off. All right, guys. As always, if you've listed this podcast, you think we're smart. Well, first of all, thank you, Humble, for coming. Give me your twitters and stuff. I had Humble to pull it. So I had Humble to pull it and spy me. Go buy Humble's books, Unlearn. And what was the other one? Things no one else can teach you. Things no one else can teach you. Go get both of those books. One's yellow, one's blue. All right. Again, his next one will be green. OK. But salute to my guy, Humble to pull it. And as always, if you've listed this podcast, you think we're smart. You think we're intelligent. You think we're brilliant. Yeah, absolutely right. If you've listed this podcast and think we're just a couple of idiots who don't know shit, you're right, too. It's the brilliantest podcast. Thank you for listening.