 Let's go to get a sip of water. We don't need an intro. You already know what it's about to happen. Warning, before we get into this, we will be talking about a bunch of serious topics while talking about euphoria because euphoria contains a bunch of serious topics, addiction, abuse, assault, and much more. Those are just a few. So look up what euphoria contains and decide for your own. Viewer discretion is advised. Please be safe. At the end of the day, your safety is what matters the most. So without further ado, let's get started. Say, oh, you got a fucking arrest. Ronald fucking McDonald? They make every kid scene in euphoria have like zero lines. Like, all the kids are mute. They always make the kids not say anything. It's just them nodding and listening. Nodding and listening. That's every single kid scene backstory. I spy with my little lie. Cracker with a bone cut. Yes, coconut head. If you think about it, euphoria is just, it's just Ned's classified school survivor guide but with cocaine. It's not much of a difference. You're just a fucking junkie ass bitch and you're probably fucking eating that ginger's ass for fucking oxies or whatever the fuck you're into. Fucking junkie ass bitch. Junkie ass bitch as I'm lighting up my heroin. Yeah, you tell her, honestly. Such a sweet little song for the scene. The whole beginning of the episode is the entire movie of Zola and I'm not kidding. Oh Stephanie, look at me, look at me. I'm gonna kill myself. Go check out Zola. It's the same fucking thing. And Zola is just the gasification of uncut gems. So where are we now? What are we doing? 824, we've lost the plot because all of your stuff is turning into the same thing. It's how easy that was. Fucking dress. Okay, this episode was out for about two weeks before I'm watching it right now. People were complaining a lot about this scene and how, oh, why isn't Zendaya the only one that doesn't get naked on euphoria? And like, that was the scene they wanted to see her naked in. That's the scene. That's the scene. That's very, very, very telling of your character. It's very telling of your character and I don't trust you. So yeah. How many female drug dealers do you know? She's gonna become a good drug dealer. Oh, oh, what is that? What were you fighting about? She was drinking while I was driving. How long ago was this? Like an hour and a half. Did you call her? She's not answering. She always answers. Wait, wait. So let's just say this. You got in a screaming match with your sister and then in the middle of the road and you just left her. In the middle of the road, no way. In whatever town this is, euphoria, high school, like the stuff that goes down in this town just is not the place to leave your sister stranded. Dude, best fucking, okay. I can't say this while the song is playing. Otherwise we'll get copyrighted. But Nate's theme song. He's an evil, evil man. Evil, evil, sinister man and I don't trust him. But they gave him the best theme song. They gave him the best theme song. It makes me want to punch a wall, which is fitting, it's very fitting, but it's the best theme song. Like it makes me want to go crazy. It makes me want to get a little crazy if you know what I mean. I wish Joey King was on. I wish Joey King was on euphoria. Play, play, put the money on it. What's up Cassie? Uh-oh. Ew, that was actually so sinister. Whatever his fucking teeth made out of rocks. They are. This bitch does not have this song on his playlist. Like he just does not listen to this type of music. Like his character sets him up to listen to like logic. Why do they say logic? I don't want to be alive. He is so scary. It's kind of giving Edward Cullen. Oh. Why'd you take off your panties? Why'd you take off your panties? To flash him? She's scaring me by sticking her head out the window. Decapitation scene is coming soon. Euphoria is just other A24 movies in a show because that was a hereditary scene. She was about to be decapitated. Damn, she's so fine. Maddie is actually so pretty. I don't know, she just has a very great walk. Like it's steady. I don't know if that's just how Alexa walks or if that's how she walks as Maddie, but it's very sturdy. It's very confident. Even in her moments of last season where she was truly at her worst, she was still walking like with purpose. And I like that because we see other characters. Rue has a much more sloth like walk, which is not to offend. That's just the type of walk she has. It's hunched over. It's very slow. It's more arm movements. Jules has a much more like dainty walk where it's like kind of shoulders, but not back, but her hands are kind of like at her side and they stay by her side. I love Maddie's walk. It's one of my favorite things about her character because it never changes or wavers throughout the show. Damn, ew, oh my God, ew. Ew, ew. Maddie? They both look incredibly terrified of her. Like they both look so scared of her right now. Put your clothes on. God, why did she say like? She my best friend. I love Cindy Sweeney. She's like literally my angel, but I just thought that delivery was very funny. I don't know, this whole interaction seems very funny to me. Like I'm not like having any other reaction other than laughs. Like I'm just having a fun time, ladies and gentlemen. Ew, shit at a party. Duda boy. Nate's a little Duda boy. He's taking a big stinky Duda at the New Year's Eve party. Oh my God, Cassie, pull yourself together. Pull yourself together, come on girl. Untangle that, I know you're not that tangled and the way she said it, girl. Girl, get this shit on. Get this shit on, hurry up. Like let's go, like I'm not even dated. I'm like, girl, pull yourself together. Cassie, I would never pick you to be in a zombie apocalypse with because you are, first of all, you're the type of person to freeze under pressure and probably not tell me if you had a zombie bite. This probably is the most, this is probably the funniest scene to ever happen in euphoria. Don't shoot me, look at her. Sorry. I don't know what just came out of me, but it was just, don't. Nate literally shouldn't be allowed to look at anyone. I like how she's like, ew, but it's like, you kind of deserve that. You deserve a little piss on your face, little piss girl. Little piss girl and Duda boy. Elliot, you're distracting me. You're distracting me because you're taking care of her and it's kind of making me attracted to you. I thought he got kicked off the show. Cassie, where the fuck have you been? I called you like 500 times. If I was Cassie, I'd be like, yeah, you literally left me in the middle of the road. Of course I didn't pick up your phone. Why is he sitting like a little, he's like sitting like he's shy. Are you shy? They're literally acting like a shy little couple. Why do they talk like this? I don't know why they talk like this, but they don't talk like real people. Why is he acting like that? Stop. Why? Oh my God. Ah. He said belly. Sorry. Like when did you relapse? Then how you left? I see a lot of people hating on Jules and like because that she left her at the train station because she was not fully committed to Rue. And the reasons why are very honest. The reasons why she's not are pretty much thrown right in your face. Like they're not very hard to tell. Like if you're just like, I don't know. A lot of the times I feel like Euphoria does try to make you use your own brain and think with Jules' character, you don't have to do anything. Like they walk you through why she left Rue. Like they walk you through that shit. Like they're holding your hand basically and people still are like, I don't know. It's just like she's so rude to Rue and she just won't just like be in love with her. But like obviously she's in love with her. Obviously she loves Rue. There's laggers to this and there's reasons why people do things. And basically all of Euphoria is reasons why people do things. It's very much obvious. They very much do a lot of obvious storytelling. And I personally love the push and pull they do with Jules' character that back and forth of I truly, truly care about this person but I also don't want a codependent relationship. The first conversation they have since that night being when did you last relapse? The night you left is all the more reason you need to know and understand Jules' character. Dude, this is the clearest like fucking shot I've ever seen. The coloring is insane. Dude, the transitions are insane on this scene. It's not just fade to black babes. It's a full silhouette change. Okay, okay, you got me. You got me good. They are, I don't know, that was just a very emotional scene and I love the way it was done. Actually the best part of the episode. Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. Oh my God. I like how that many people couldn't stop Fuzz either. You're gonna need some plastic surgery babes because your face is done. Your face is done. There's no saving that. There's no saving that face. That's a broken nose. That's a broken cheekbone. That's a broken jaw. Some teeth are lost. In love with what? That bitch is not in love. He's like fucking, he's in love with being a dick. That really does look amazing. Like it looks very satisfying. In tears, girl. Cassie, how are you already in tears? You don't know this man. And he looks ugly. Oh my God, look at the way. Oh my goodness, she's stumbling and mumbling. The walk. I already said the walk, guys. I already said the walk and here we are. Guys, guys, we've lost the plot. We've literally lost the entire plot of the show. What? You could not. You could not do better than your dad. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you could not do better. Why do I have to see this man eating someone's ass? Out of everything, why do I have to see that? There's like a lot of things that don't need to be shown. Euphoria. Whatever is going on with Nate's character, I'm just, I'm over it. Like I'm, it's only the second episode and I'm already over it. What's sad is that I think this is gonna be the Nate season and it's all gonna be about Nate. Dude, I hope he fucking dies. It's like just die already. And enough with the fantasizing about a baby. You're a baby. Euphoria would have nothing if not for slow motion. Like they literally wouldn't. They would not have a show if slow motion didn't exist. If this asshole says anything about doing drugs, I will literally slit his throat in the quad. She acts like Jules can't already fucking tell that you are not sober because it's very obvious, babes. Maddie definitely knows. Maddie was her best friend. Knowing everything about Maddie that we've learned through the past season, she knows. And it's not like Cassie is very good at hiding anything. Girl, we can read your face like an open book. She's just like me. I can't lie and neither can she. Oh my God, she's like parasite. She's gonna steal the house. She's perfect. She's actually just a perfect human being. I'm sorry. It was fun. Who's the milf? Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Who is it? Who is this milf? I literally forget that he has a wife. Like I truly forget that this motherfucker has a wife. And that Nate has a fucking mom, like. But I never thought that Jules was like clingy or jealous. So I didn't think it'd be a big deal. It is a big deal. I didn't think Jules would be clingy or jealous. Girl, the whole last season, the whole last season, you were literally shaking, crying, screaming and throwing up over Jules. Like I just, Rue was kind of wrong for that. Narration Rue was kind of wrong for saying that. Cause that just doesn't make any sense. That's like not clingy or jealous actually. I think that's just a normal response to someone that you have no idea who the fuck they are. With everyone in fact. What the fuck are you gonna do? Fucking pedophile? Like literally what the fuck are you gonna do? Fuck you. Uh-oh. Let's not talk about decisions. We can't talk about decisions, Conquences. Like see, I thought about that a lot. We cannot talk about decisions and Conquences. I don't like it that they make Cassius niche but it fits perfectly with her personality. It makes sense. I'm so sorry. How could Fesco be so kind to her and so violent towards Nate? Because you're hot, sexy, wonderful and beautiful and kind and Nate's a piece of shit. A couple of days after Cal came over, she decided to say something. Okay, she's having a reputation arc. Reputation arc. Turn off that baby bridges and turn on the hyper pop, babes. No more being passive, I'm killing you. No more being passive, I'm killing you. I hate to say it, I do but Elliot's play seems kind of like a vibe. Like it kind of seems fun. This is the part where I do think Euphoria glamorizes drugs because that looks very fun. Don't do drugs but like, damn, that looks like a vibe. How does Jules not know that you're doing drugs? Oh, cause I'm good at my job. I think we can tell. Do you think it's a good thing that we're doing drugs? I think we can just very much tell. I don't know why. I don't know, I feel like Jules is in a dumb little girl and I feel like we can just all tell that you're like on drugs so. You know when you say you have like self-critic thoughts? This is like the self-compassion thoughts that are actually just as terrifying as the self-critic thoughts. Sometimes compassion can be just as violent as violence. Come on Cassie, let's get it together. Let's get it together. Where are we going? Let's get it together, I can't defend you for this long. Last time we were at the bowling alley it was a Maddie and Nate date, which is like aah. And now look at these sexy ladies and Ethan. I really like you. But two can only keep a secret if one of them is dead. So I think you have to die so I can keep my secret. Lexie Howard, how you doing? Someone got dolled up for someone. Are you guys? Yeah, no, she's just staying with me for a bit, but she's cool though. What brings you out here anyway? Ah! You're not gonna do miscommunication. You are literally doing miscommunication show with Lexie and Fez. That's so dumb. You should have clarified Fez. That's like literally so easy. Dang, it's a fucking maze. That's so scary. In a fucking maze of houses and Nate Jacobs is running after your ass. That's so scary. I just think this is so funny, like them hooking up this season because like they just like did not have one scene last season. I just think that's so funny. They went from not having any scenes to just being like fully nude together. Good for them. Dude, Astray, if Astray is gonna do anything it's be locked and loaded. He's not taking any chances. No chances, always prepared. And I kind of love that. Not a lot of words spoken, but a lot done in his actions. I wish you could see yourself the way the rest of the world does. We're doing big things with this friendship. I can already tell guys, I can already tell we're doing big things with this friendship. Only a few lines exchanged, but I don't know why, but I feel like Jules is gonna give advice to Maddie that she's very much needed because Jules has seen like so much ugly from Nate. As has Maddie, but I feel like Jules will be able to verbal, like I feel like she'll be able to articulate it away that will make Maddie understand because other people haven't experienced it. So I feel like Jules will have a better way of telling that to Maddie, which she already did with that one sentence. Picking up what I'm putting down. So maybe I was sticking up for you. Well, such a lovely father-son duo where they really do stand up for each other. Do you have it? A little sticky situation you are all in. Yes. Serves you fucking right. And I hope you both die. I just like don't have anything to say about that. Like why would I have anything to say about that?