 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin, and today we're playing some Hitmen 2 again. And we're gonna jump back and do a level that's actually from the first game, which is in Paris. It's a nice fashion show, and I think the style that's in right now is dead. Yep, we're back with our kill everyone on the map challenge. I've been really enjoying these, and they seem to be doing quite well on the channel, so I'm really happy with that, because they're really, really fun to do. Alright, I'm going in there with my similar loadout as last time. I got my fish, I got my sword for cutting fish, I guess that could be my excuse. Like, oh yeah, I'm a chef. Cook you up some sushi, if that'll convince you. The guy's like, hmm, that is convincing, but I don't think you cook sushi. And I'm in my clown suit, because it's a fashion show, and I just want to make a statement. It seems almost Lady Gaga-esque. Everyone's taking pictures. Yeah, thanks. It's Amazon's finest. I hope you like it. I trust your timeless look shall fit right in. Yeah, it's timeless, alright. No one's gonna notice. Oh, look, it's the TV. Hello. Alright, no need to be sassy. I'll come back and kill you later. Oh, this isn't a fancy dress party. What the hell? Oh, look at all those people. I want to get up on stage and show off my clown outfits. Jesus Christ, that's scary. The shit out of me. Does this guy know I'm in here? I think he wants to die. He's just backed up against the wardrobe. You can just see me in the crack. Oh, God, there's guards fecking everywhere. Look, I am going to that catwalk. You can't stop me. It's my destiny. Feck off, all of you. I'm getting on that catwalk out of my way. It's my turn. Alright, everyone, this is art, by the way. This is just- You wouldn't get it. It's a fashion thing. It's a new outfit. Do you like it? They're all freaking out. This is the part where you were on the way. Oh, shit. How do I get down? I couldn't get off the stage. I was addicted to the attention. Give me your outfit. I want to need it. Okay, someone definitely heard that. Good joke. After the woman just went up to him, it was like, there's a guy trying to get rid of a corpse. There we go. A fish should help me blend in. That's what waiters do. They carry food and stuff. Out of my way, Target, I have no interest in you. Okay, I need to find Helmut Kruger, I think, to get makeup. Okay, if I was a beautiful male model, where would I be? On YouTube, of course. Don't need to toot my own horn or anything. Is he on stage somewhere? Hello? Is he here? I don't see him. Sorry. Someone ordered the fish. I couldn't find them. I know I look fine, but he's like a- like a Greek god or something. You know what? What? He looks like a default character in a WWE game. Okay, good. I have a marker on him now. I'm gonna find him. Okay, that was a pretty good shot. No one noticed somehow. Let's just pull him out of here. There we go. Now I'm the Greek god. Just gonna cut the line. If you don't mind, I'm just gonna- Yeah, thank you. I'm just gonna go first. Does that mean I go? I'm waiting for my cue. Okay, there is a serious line building up. I better get going. There's no one on stage for the past 10 minutes. Oh, they love me. They really love me. I feel like I could kill someone and they'd still love me. I can do no wrong. This poor dude. He was just in the wrong place at the wrong time, I'm afraid. Gotta go. This outfit's not working for me. The clown is back in action. No one can stop this. Oh god, maybe you can. Heck in hell. Jesus Christ, there's so many of them. And they have serious guns. They're not like the pistol guards I've been dealing with all along. Jesus, he's flanking me and everything. Oh my god, they're all over me. I don't know if I can do this. Run away. God damn, stop shooting at the clown. The world needs laughter right now. Oh no, I left my fish behind. Oh, I'm gonna have to go back for it. You're gonna what? I need your outfit though, if you don't mind, even if it is all wet. See, their outfits are trash and they're on the catwalk. Gotta go back and finish off some of these people that I didn't get to finish off. Oh shit, he just saw me snapping his neck. I just came back from my fish, god damn it. I'm just running along and then I killed someone every now and again. Uh-oh. I can just see all the dots on the map running to me. I have necks to no bullets. Can we do this another time? Oh, for fuck's sake, their guns are too strong. Maybe going up in the catwalk and just opening fire wasn't such a good idea after all. I just realized this briefcase I've been carrying around for the entire game has a machine gun in it as well. I kind of forgot. Well, what's going on in here? This looks pretty cool. All right, there we go. And now I have this and let's interrupt that meeting. I just feel bad I wasn't invited to be honest. I can hear someone saying I have nothing to report. God, these guns are strong. No wonder they were killing me so fast. You found them. I need more bullets. Uh-oh. No, not in me. I mean, like, I need to use them. Dude, she's shooting like a woman. What? What does that mean? Okay, this meeting went kind of badly, but I did notice there wasn't really enough chairs when I came in and that problem doesn't exist anymore. Oh, God, there's a carrot coming. Oh, don't give me up. Did he just try and hypnotize me? My God, all those people down there are still just partying. What are you doing? What was that? It just goes how much power I have in my fists. The hell? Where's that coming from? What the? Oh, you're there. You're so good at hiding in this game. Wait, why are you running at me? Don't run at the gunfire. Oh, that was the target. Well, she just did my job for me. Oh, I left someone unconscious. My bad, sorry. I'm usually pretty thorough. Oh, God. There's a lot of people in this room all of a sudden. Where did they all come from? There was no one up here a while ago. Oh, they're all coming for the bodies. Okay, that makes sense. Oh, shit, they're coming this way. Okay, get out of here. Wait, the crowd came back. Are you insane? Oh, don't shoot my fingies. Don't shoot my fingies. Fucking hell, how am I supposed to get back up? I guess I'll just climb away and hope for the best. Come on, run, run. Oh, fucking hell, stop it. Oh, fucking hell, I'm getting surrounded. Oh, God damn it. I still have no idea who saw me in the first place. Okay, there we go. I enacted my revenge. Everyone on this floor is now dead. And what's this? I get a brand new cool outfit. The vampire magician. Nobody ever suspects the vampire magician. What a fire accent. God, my favorite outfits always have an annoying noise. The last one was bells jingling when I moved. This is just constant rustling from the cape. I turned on the vacuum cleaner. I hope that's annoying all of you down there. There's no one up here to turn it off. Magic trick. You actually can't surprisingly. The hammer is a non-lethal weapon in this game. I know it's pretty nuts. Anyway, I'm just going to continue snapping your necks now. Okay, well, let's just convene it. Thank you. I want to do a magic trick, but for my next trick, I'll need a crowbar. Uh-oh. Okay, I just literally brought a knife to a gunfight here. Oh no, I'm stuck in this back alley. Oh no. Okay, that went surprisingly well. And off into the night with my cape flowing behind me. God, this magic trick is going to be one of the most elaborate setups the world has ever seen. This is what makes a great magician. It's not like being able to actually do magic. It's just the work ethic behind it. The setup. The commitment to the trick. Aha, found you pesky crowbar. All right, back upstairs. Oh, sure. While I'm here anyway, I may as well. I like how it took so long to shoot. It's like it could be our guy or it could be one of the other vampire magicians running around here. That was particularly brutal for some reason for a hand-to-hand kill. It looked like you almost folded her in half. All right, here goes the trick. There we go. I call it chaos. It's finally sinking in with them. Maybe this fashion show just isn't worth it. It was a shame I was too late to kill some of the models though. Therefore, bringing the average attraction levels in the world down slightly. Oh, this way I can just make them come to me. Just sit here, Amy, and go on at the camera. Ah, here they come. Right on cue. Thank you. God, the world today is so convenient. You can get everything delivered. No baddies around here. Yep, no baddies. I'm one of the good guys. Come on camera, deliver me more men. Thank you. All the cameras delivering me the target. Technology's amazing. He's coming in from outside. He's like, what's all the hubbub in there? I swear something's going down. He's taking his time though. He's getting paid by the hour for sure. Well, I am a magician, I suppose. And for my next trick. He liked that one. They're talking about how I'm a vampire. God, I did get quite a few kills to be fair. There are a lot of bodies around. I don't blame you. He must be really annoying just standing there in front of you. Just presenting himself. No running. And no hiding either. Just no nothing, all right? You all die. Ah, good. I can get rid of that video evidence from earlier. If anyone gets out of this thing as a witness and they start saying, A vampire magician slaughtered the whole building. No one will believe them. Whoa. He was excited to see a bit of magic. Ah, the target's gone up here. Okay, I was wondering where he went. Oh, God. There's a lot of people still out front. Just gonna run up by. I don't think any of you have guns, do you? I hope not. I need help, please. Yeah, you're all just waiting around patiently to die. I appreciate that. Thank you. I'm looking for the target right now. Stop running from the vampire magician. Look at him go. That poor guy. He's probably better off dead. Imagine the amount of paperwork you would have had to do. God, that guy fell like those American telemarketing commercials. Like, God, there's gotta be a better way. Or have you been injured at work? Where the hell are they taking the target? They run so far with him. I cannot catch up. Oh my God, they went back upstairs. No. I see him finally. He does have guards. Oh my God, he's got a lot of them. This must be so traumatic for him. I mean, he is fishing out all the guards for me, which is helpful to be fair. All right, here he is. The big question is, did you get any more guards? I think you have one with you there. Look at him arms crossed. Cannabis can be. Is that scary? I am a vampire, you know. Yeah, that scared him. Good. It's like in Scooby-Doo or something. I'm just beating him to the door. Is he going to be surprised when I'm still outside this same hallway? What the hell? He's amazed. He really is. Magician. Shit. He's not figuring this out. All right, I'm going to put you out of your misery. Okay, we got one more person on this floor. What are they doing here? What is so important that they would not leave? Oh, cowering. That is pretty important to be fair. Oh my God, they were stockpiling bodies here, but I think they just gave up. All right, folks, I'll give you an encore. Thanks for sticking around. Yeah, I'm pretty sure all the guards are dead. There's no one to stop me now, I'm afraid. Oh, she's a bit of a magician herself. She just floated up. Where's that news reporter from earlier? Which one of you called me rude or something? I can't remember. Really pisses me off when people point out that I'm in the wrong, even though I am in fact in the wrong. Yeah, a little bit of vandalism to top it all off. I don't know what this is accomplishing. I'm just being kind of a dick. Oh, wait, you guys still have guns? What the hell? Where were you all this time? Run away into the night. The magician escapes once again. Maybe they didn't really mind the murders, those guards outside. It was just the vandalism that kind of set them over the edge. All right, I'm gonna have to go up and get one of these assault rifles, because this is taking far too long going around, axing everyone. All right, yeah, here's my armory. There should be plenty of assault rifles dotted around here. Yeah, this is way more efficient. Oh my God, what happened to you? Sorry about that. That's one of my tricks that's kind of in practice at the moment. It does that sometimes. Well, I was gonna let you go, but if you're saying sorry, that implies you did something wrong and I can't let that stand. I think that might be it. It's pretty quiet out here. I bet they'd want an interview with me now, being the only survivor to tell the tale. They didn't know how lucky they were to get an interview with me. They just called me rude. That was the final straw. That's why I snapped. I just came here for the fashion show. Just doing one last little sweep to make sure we got everyone. Yep, I think we're good. Made it all the way to the armory and there's no one here. Well, there's only one thing left to do. I found this little thing earlier and I figured it might be a nice celebration for myself. Isn't that nice? Oh, look at that. I deserve it. I've earned this. Oh, my briefcase. Look at that. This is all working out. This is fantastic. This is amazing. I wonder would it be better if I actually had someone here to see it with me? Nah, definitely not. I like it all by myself. All right, I think it might be time to fly. Even though you think it might be a bit risky to fly with all these fireworks going off, but... Everyone else died, so I wouldn't feel awkward if I were to die, too. Got the response time in the city by the police. Not very good. Okay, what is our grand death total? Let's find out. This is my favorite part. Oh, the calculations for my last one are here. That's handy. I just have to change the digit. 277 is the final count and I'm pretty sure that was everyone. All right, well, that's about it. I hope you enjoyed. If you did, let me know. Maybe you could suggest a map that I can do next time. I'd love to hear your suggestions and what's the fan favorite. But other than that, I'll just say I appreciate you watching and yeah, I hope you enjoyed and I hope to see you next time. Bye for now.