 It's not really incest because she's only my first cousin. Dude, it smells. Oh, hang on. Smells like piss. Is that is that something that you've done? So why does it smells like urine? What have you done? Nothing. It's suspicious. Start again. Start again. We're starting again. It's suspicious that you bring that up. We're starting the podcast again. We'll leave kind of leave all of this in. He needs to learn if he's going to piss somewhere in the house. He needs to be held accountable. He can't just say it smells like piss and then not talk about it. Leave it in. He's pissed somewhere other than a toilet. It happens all the time. I see streaks of urine across the lounge room floor. Streaks of urine across the bathroom floor. Urine trickling down the staircase. Sometimes I see piss splattered on the wall. So you're hitting your stream. You've you've got your stream and you're you're slapping the stream against the wall like that. I've seen you do it. I see I see the pattern of piss on the walls. You do do that. So don't cut this corner. Leave it in. He needs to learn that you can't just say that. And then that he's pissed somewhere and he doesn't want anyone else to know he's pissed somewhere in the house. He needs a kitty litter the size of a bathtub. You spit in my house. I've trained my dog to lick my spits up. So have you apologized, please? Half ass. Sorry. Welcome to episode. Number thirty four. This is Marty and Michael fully. Actual. We worked so hard today and we didn't get our job done. But to be real with you boys, I just want you to know like we wouldn't be without the fans. So just like always be like, like, oh, man, I love them, man. Love it. So like just like, thank you so much for like watching and listening and that and always just like remember that. Show this to people, show it to people because we're not really getting anywhere with it. We don't get paid for this. So just show it to a lot of people soon because. We're thinking about stopping. My aunties and uncles stopped. They're the same people. His aunties and uncles are the same thing. That's how how long we've been doing this for without pay. So just just remember that as you're listening to this and like, you know, you might only like laugh like this, you might only go at something that we've said in a half hour period. That's enough. Like try and give that to someone else like show to one of your friends and say, um, oh, these guys maybe go and show it to them. But if that doesn't happen, obviously you don't show it to anyone. We don't want to like embarrass you in front of your friends. But like, you know, if we make you smile a bit, just maybe you mention it. Maybe you mention it to, I don't know, people that you feel comfortable mentioning it to, if you don't feel comfortable mentioning it to people, then just keep it to yourself and don't listen to our podcasts anymore. But like, you know, if if you want to show someone, but if you don't want to, then don't. So really what I'm trying to say is don't don't show anyone if you don't want to. You know what I mean? We are not. And we're so bad at promo. Fuck. I was trying to promote it then. Yeah, Michael's gone and sliced his finger on a coconut today. We worked so hard today and we didn't get the video done. We tried to recreate the Big Bang. What we've been doing for the last like four Thursdays is is is like really difficult things. And the videos that have the really difficult things don't even do that well. No one likes them. So everyone just likes it when I just drink my ass off, pass out and then she fucks me physically. The fake tan prank video that we filmed when we went camping with show me took like 10 minutes to film. Fucks with my psyche because it's like you've got to get fucked up to the point where you black out and that's glorified. But when we try and do good and create scientific experiments and it doesn't go anywhere and it takes two fucking three weeks, three sessions. Oh, my God, you wait till this fucking golf video. God damn it, we're losing in the Big Bang video. We haven't even finished or all we need to do is get Michael spastic drunk until he can't until he's unconscious. And then I just need to color him or something. And then that video will get more views, 10 times more views than the videos where we put in four or five days full of science, full science shit. But that's not your fault. No, it is. Yeah, you're right. It's their fault. They are promoting me getting fucked up. What the fuck are you doing? Like look at look at the production value. Look at it like it's I've put a bit of fake tan on him. Like it's not that crazy. All right. That video is going crazy. No. Yeah. And you tell me drink more drink. Well, you won't scold the beer. And we. He makes me say that. He smashed both of my back windows out in my car and didn't offer to pay once or fuck. Is this like, yeah, I wake up with brown shit all over me and then the back windows are gone and there's glass all through my car. My girlfriend won't drive in my car anymore because the whole night you and Jay were opening the back door up and pissing in the back seat. I've got my clothes that I haven't put in the fucking washing machine yet. And they're out in the lawn and they've got piss and fake tan all over him. OK, justify that. Like, look at it from my point of view. Jay said, do it. You know what I mean? Yeah. So as if I'm not going to do it. And then also, like when you were passed out, like, I was like, oh, I'm going to put fake town on me because like it'll be funny. So like. Of course, of course, I'm going to do that. No, so like, yeah, yeah. So like, you know, before we continue, be good if you could. Maybe apologize. I don't know. I was very hostile. Oh, the half ass apology. I'll do the second half on that one and I'll poll. I'll poll. I accept that. Half apology because. There's some blood on. Blood on me and the coconuts we threw for the big day. He's loving blood on me. So he doesn't actually know blood brothers. Anyway, that's shit talk this week. Let's get into the real shit, which is. All right, so this is the podcast podcast episode 32. Is that what we're reading the comments from? I don't know. Yes, let's say yes. Let's pretend like we put put some preparation time into this. When is Michael expected to die? Forty three from the latest doctors that he's visited. So forty three. When will his MS finish him? Forty three. Where will he be buried in the Wyvernhoe Dam? Where's that? I definitely noticed how I haven't told. Yeah, Wyvernhoe Dam. Yeah, yeah, Michael will be buried in the Wyvernhoe Dam. I've already discussed it with everyone that knows you. Oh, wow. Anyway, I definitely noticed how fat Michael got because when I started watching him, he was like Gollum. Oh, man. Well, I guess it's a compliment. I miss Gollum, though. I looked like I look back at past videos and I reckon I look better than I do now. Gollum had abs, but Gollum can't. Carry a TV. You know what I mean? So it's pros and cons. Yeah, yeah, you're right. Sorry. Is it weird that I wanted to do the drugs you were saying and actually put my thumb on my bum? What was that? I don't know. A couple of episodes ago, we must have spoken about drugs, which is so unlike us. But no, that's normal. That's normal, Mason. Do it. Whatever your instincts tell you, just thumb your bum and do it. Do you think? See? Next question. Talk about trains. Julian, we're the guy we know and, you know, he's in social media, too, I guess. Should we give his tag out? It's Julian Woods on Instagram. Is that right? He loves trains, but he vandalizes them and he made national news headlines when he vandalized like a really famous train. What was it called? Oh, we can't take. We can't. Yeah, no comment. It's called the no. Yeah, we can't comment. So yeah, it's Julian Woods. DM him and ask him what the fuck happened because he knows more about trains than most trains do. Like apparently if you put a 10 cent coin at the tracks like before the I've seen it happen, I've seen that happen. It triggers it early and the train shuts down and then you come out of the bush with wearing balaclavas and you don't want to get out of it. You can spray paint if you want fucking thing. If you want, you can do that. So as your little tip for you, 15 year olds watching River City. Why are you the guy the best? I don't know how you're so good at everything or squishy bread. Great question. So let me just give that a quick thumbs up there. Yeah, so yeah, we're born with it. You can't learn it. You can't practice what we have. You're born with it or you're not. You either are the best or you're a piece of fucking shit. It needs to be in between. Yeah, sometimes you can be average and you just go do average things or you can be a piece of shit and go do piece of shit things. But if you know you're the best, be the best and do the best and are the best. We are this whole. I reckon Michael would have killed AFL. No, that's a lie. Favorite tennis player, one handed or two handed backhand? Favorite tennis player. Fuck, it's hard because you. Yeah, and one handed because that's what I had. No, you had it too. And then I gave you my racket and fucked your technique up. But it was because of bad technique that I chose to change to one handed and it's self-taught. So I have a bit of pride in the self-taughtness of the one handed. A one handed feels so good when you know that dog. I'm one handed too. Hit that dog flush on the shit and fucking slit some dog's shit up. Fuck and fucked it. It's the best shit in the fuck off. It is. Two hands is like feels the same every time. It's like it's like it's like fisting instead of fingering. Yeah, fisting is like, you know, you know, it's working, but you don't really feel it fisting and you know that she's broken. Yeah. And fingerings like there's a bit of finesse about it. There's a bit of romance involved. It's romantic. That's what a one handed is. It's romantic. A two handed is forced and a bit. Ch a bitch, a bitch. Sorry, I don't tell anyone about you guys anymore. OK. Both of you are whales. So disappointed in your weight gain. Ha, ha, kidding. Michael actually looks good with meat on his bones. Mighty looks the same to me. Michael's just finished pissing. So now we move on to the next segment, which has been renamed. But you know what I'm saying? I'm going to have a shit day. I'm going to show you that was Luciferian. Yeah. Well, that roughly translates to give me your heart in Latin. And this segment roughly translates to a guest, a guest appearing on the show. And for this week, some of you may know him. He's called Justin Ryan. He's one of the most controversial social media influencers in Australia. You'll find out why all of his all of his Facebook page got deleted. His Instagram has been deleted. His Snapchat was getting 500,000 views per snap, got deleted. What else is there? What else doesn't really start on YouTube? So that's it. He's been deleted from everything and we're going to talk to him. And we're going to answer some hard, hard questions. So everyone, give it up for Jay Dogg. Hello, Justin Ryan. G'day, how are you going? We're very well. I'm so good. So we're just going to ask you some questions about some of your content because there's a lot of people who, like I see the comments, a lot of people who just legitimately want to know what the fuck is going on. What made you want to get into social media? Let's start with that. To be honest, I thought passing was when he started, so I decided to do it too. Wait, so you saw Percy Inglis? Yeah. And then you thought to yourself, I can do this. Yeah. And then so what was the first video that you did that went well? Me and Jem Jem on the train, saying we're dating now. All right, so you and Jem Jem went nuts, right? Yeah, we went nuts. Yeah, so and your Facebook page grew to what? How big? 73k and 80k followers. And then they got hacked or something? No, they got deleted. OK, so so so so you and Jem Jem did that for a while? Yeah. And then why did that get deleted? I think I was posting too many, too many, but too much videos and inappropriate stuff on my Facebook. OK, so so what do you mean inappropriate? So to start with what was inappropriate with you and Jem Jem? What were you doing with her that was inappropriate? Because I've never like I only heard about you after the Jem Jem shit. I never even saw any of it, I mean, which sucks because I really wanted to. I know. Yeah. I think I was going a bit too far about, like, sexual attitudes. You know what I mean? So you're being a bit bit sexual with Jem Jem in videos? Yeah. OK, I was making my own videos. So I was talking about I'm gay, I'm bisexual. While you were with Jem Jem after. OK, yeah. All right. So I guess I guess the question on everyone's lips is. Is the character or is the person people see in the videos you or is that someone you pretend to be to get views, comments, likes, shares? Reaction. That's actually me. That's all me. Yeah. Wait. But so if you say that, though, then that means you have to be gay one week with Trey. Gay one week with Trey. And then the next week, you have to be looking for a girlfriend. Yeah, that's right. I like I like there's nothing wrong with gay marriage or being bisexual. It's like I'm confused to be able to like. OK, yeah, you're right. There's there's totally nothing wrong with that. You're right. But I guess just just for the people who watch your shit. And I see the comments. I read them. People are always like, is he actually gay? Is it is this is he like the greatest actor of our generation? Is he just putting all of this on? Or is he legitimately just like flip flopping? He's gay one week and then he's straight the next week looking for a girlfriend. And then his girlfriend cheats on him. And then he's back to being gay for a week. And then the weekend after he's, you know, found a new girlfriend. So so what would you your sexuality? Not that it matters and not and no answer is bad. What would you say your sexuality is straight, gay or bisexual or anything else? It's confusing. All right. So you confused and that's OK. That's that's that's a fine answer. All right, no worries. So the videos you did with Trey, where you were passionately kissing him. Um, yeah, that was a whale. He kind of liked it because he couldn't stop doing it to me. So all right. OK. So that's real. All right. Well, there you go. So so where do you want to go with this? Could because because like and for those of you who don't know Justin Ryan, like he will walk down the street and he will get like he will get so like maybe it's just in Brisbane, Queensland, Australia, but he will get like mobbed by people who know who he is, who watch all of his videos like and he has all of his social media followings have been deleted. He has zero on everything. So he is more renowned than like some really, really big celebrities in Brisbane. So where do you want to go? Well, like what is your plan? Do you have a plan, first of all? And if you do, what is your plan? What do you want to do with all of this social media sheet? What do you want to do with it? To be honest, I am coming back to stay tuned for that. I'm going to do more. I'm going to do pranks around South Bank and the city. That should be amazing. And I'm coming back to when you fish into the year. All right, so you're going to continue to make videos, but let's just say in 10 years time, what do you think you'll be doing in 10 years time? I'll probably be at home, have no wife, just chilling in my bedroom, making videos, probably still going viral, having the best life of my year. Yeah, that's it. If that's what you want, dude, that's what it's about. Yeah, well, as long as as long as you're doing it for what you want. But, well, like I haven't seen it, but, you know, you've told me about it. So sometimes because of some of the content that you post, it's a bit controversial and it and you really know how to upset people. And that's like that's something you're very, very good at. So if you were to walk out into public in the city of Brisbane, how many people would say, Oh, I love your stuff, man. I love your stuff. And how many people would say, fuck you, fuck off, I hate you. It's like 50, 50 people come up to me, get fatties with me. And if you say, fuck you, just in line. I say, why are you watching my videos in the first place? It's going to make you upset. Come off the grass, man. Like, really? That's fair. Like, seriously, if you don't like it, fuck off. All right. So so so you know that the stuff you post annoys some people. Yeah. Then why you've fallen me or why you like liking the video? If you don't like me, then why are you liking my videos? That means you like me. So do you like annoying people? If they don't want to annoy me, I want to annoy them. Yeah, but but but if if if if you if you weren't showing the video to anyone in particular and you're making a video like what what what's the process? Well, what do you think in your mind? I'm going to make this video like do you think? Do you like when Michael and I make a video, it's like, Oh, will will people think that this is funny? So when you're making a video, what do you think? Do you think will people get annoyed at this? Will people think it's funny? Will people relate to this? Like, what what do you want people to think when you're making a video? To be honest, I want people to hate me and life me at the same time. So yeah. All right. So you know, I can see that. So it's like you can either be nothing or loved or hated. So famous or infamous. And that's the same thing because it's better than just being plain. So you get off over like being loved if people love you. But if people hate you, that gets you off just as much. I'm kind of used to the hate now. But did you when you were first making videos with Jam Jam? Did you did you would you prefer a hundred people hate you? Or no one even notice you? Um, hundred people hate me. All right. I can see that drug. Yeah. More haters make you more famous. So OK, so are you sure he's just shown for those listening. He's just shown his is a tattoo on his neck that says Facebook famous. So again, I'll talk about the future. What what do you want to do in life? How are you going to be making a living in five years time doing what you're doing? Oh, I have to I have to figure out some way. I probably have to date a really famous chick on social media. Yeah, so to be my like fame up there plus support me and have family. If you have a baby soon, how old are you right now? Twenty two years old. All right. So you're still a baby. And how old were you when the Jam Jam shit happened? I think it was yeah, it was 16, 17. Holy fuck. Yeah. So you were four kids and then and then now you just twenty two and you just residual fame. Yeah. Do you want to be a dad one day? That's a hard one because if you want if you want to be dead, it's like a wist for guys like she could tell you to fuck off. I'm getting child support on you. You're fucked now. See you later. Bye. It's their fault. Yeah. Yeah. So so Justin and and and forgive me for being blunt, but but this is something that people will want to know. So, you know, sometimes sometimes other influences like Marcus Dibble and stuff like that, you know, get upset with your content and say, you know, oh, he's he's he's mentally disabled, blah, blah, blah. And you know, your your reply is often, you know, oh, you know, stop making fun. I I have this this and this. So so so what exactly what exactly have you been diagnosed with? What what is what are the mental problems, if any, that you have? I've got epilepsy, schizophrenia, depression and autism. So is that something you were born with? Yeah, I was. Yeah. OK, all right. So so there you go. So before you think about commenting a hate comment on any of Justin Ryan's videos, just remember that you're commenting on someone who has a host of mental illness problems. So yeah, fuck, there was something that always like piss me off because people was doing fuck this fuck this guy. But like, yeah. And I actually planned the whole Marcus Dibble videos and stuff like that to boost my fame up there even more, even Jimmy Jackson. I can admit that. All right. So I'm playing for the whole time. All right. So what do you personally think? Of Marcus Dibble, to be honest, I don't I think Marcus Dibble is like exposing people for the wrong stuff, what they do. I can admit he's a bad person. But a couple of times he did tell me to kill myself. But that was too far when somebody has depression and suicide stuff. Well, I think first off, if you tell someone to kill themselves, that's a fault in yourself. So like it doesn't matter if they have a mental illness. Like that's pretty fucked from him. Yeah, it is to be honest. I can't. I did say it back. But is a two way street. If you want to say it to me, I'll say it back to you. You never started it, right? I did started it by calling him out, but you never said kill himself. No, he said it to me fast, but I said it back to him. So yeah. Yeah. All right. Well, so so you like your notorious for calling people out. So so who have you called out? Jimmy Jackson and Marcus Dibble. What about didn't you didn't you do Isaac Butterfield? I tried to because he called out my girl, Micaela. And there was something else. I swear there was someone else as well. No, that was all. But yeah. OK, so you like calling people out, Jimmy Jackson first off. I don't know. I was just pissed off on that day. I didn't know what I was doing. And I posted on his Facebook on say I'm coming in in New Zealand. I'm going to say your house. I'm going to have a good time. Yeah. And he reacted back to me. And I didn't know that I was going to go by, to be honest. Yeah. But you do it hoping that you'll get around. Because Jimmy Jackson's like he's a really nice. He's a good guy. Yeah. But but. All right. So so moving forwards. Like with your social media. So you're single? Yeah, I'm single. Yeah, I just broke up with my girlfriend because she cheated. All right. So so this is the other thing that I think a lot of people want to know when you post things like looking for a girlfriend and then a week later or you post a photo with a girl and then a week later you say something like all girls cheat I'm single again. And then you'll post a video kissing Trey and then you'll be like I'm straight again. So so what do you want moving forwards in terms of relationships? I really want a girlfriend. But the stuff I say it goes a bit too far and people believe that too much. But but do you want a girlfriend for your videos or do you want a girlfriend for after the videos? I actually want a girlfriend like for a stand like relationship wise. Have you ever had that? Have you ever had a proper girlfriend, a girlfriend that doesn't want to do videos with you? I did. But who? Georgia, Georgia. I swear to God that yeah. OK, she wanted me, but she couldn't make up her mind what kind of guy she wants because I had to find and she was messaging at a guy saying, I want your big really, I want to meet up with you again. Yeah, so that doesn't sound like a serious relationship. How long were you with her for? We were back on off, back on run. But I didn't know for how long off and on. So what was the longest you were together for? The longest period of time that you were together for a year. But I didn't know she was cheating on me. OK, so she was cheating on you during the year that you were with her. Yeah. All right. So there sounds a little disingenuous. So maybe all right. So so at the end of the day, Justin Ryan just wants a girlfriend that he can not for videos, not for videos, I got love. All right. But yeah. All right. So how are you going about finding that? Because if you ask for girlfriends on social media, you're going to get you're going to get those types of people. Yeah, that never works. If you get girls on social media, I did this. My phone is fine. Attention and cash and cash money. Gold hard cash. Yeah. So this one cash money, fame, cloud followers. That's all they care about. OK. All right. So so moving away from what you want now, let's look back at what you've done previously. So so you and Trey did so. Trey Anderson is a an influence of that prank calling him later in this. Yeah. But but for now he's he's an influencer that used to live with Justin and they used to do videos together and they used to make some very controversial videos together. Yes. Yes. That is correct. OK. So so so what is your relationship like now with Trey? I'm not friends with him because he just ignores me. He keeps talking about Pokemon Go like really? And plus he always goes to his friend's house goes there like four weeks, two weeks, one week. And he always comes back on Wednesday. They collect his money and he's always fucking off. So I'm not his friend no more. So Trey and Justin currently are not friends. So there you go. So hence why we're going to prank on. So so how did you meet Trey? By the way, I'm free school, but I didn't know I was going to live with him to be honest, but he's never home anyway. So that's not really living. So how did you meet this Makayla Tester for Jillian Woods? So how did so how did explain what happened? So Jillian said, called you and said, oh, yeah, I've got this fucking chick. Oh, do you want some some bags, man? I've got this chick. I've got this chick. You should fucking meet her. We could make some boroughs together, bro. We could make some boroughs. I've got this chick, right? She's fucking hot, bro. Yeah. So how did you meet Makayla Tester for Jillian? Um, then Makayla. So what did Julian exactly say to you to introduce you to her? Let's go to Colquoise, be meeting Makayla Tester that said, OK. All right, pretty straightforward, really straight. Actually, it's very, very blunt. All right, so so you met Makayla. So have you actually kissed her? No, she doesn't like me that way. So if you could have any girlfriend in the world right now, who would you have? Um, good question, good question. Um, probably a good guy. Yeah, he's a guy. Ignore him. It's got to be Lily Brown. She's quite attractive. Yeah, she's pretty hot. Yeah, I can admit that. Whoa. Yeah, I know that. So we did that a day. Whoo. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Do you do you know where Gem Gem is? Do you still talk to her? I don't talk to Gem Gem no more. Is it true she used to live in a cave? Um, that's not true. And need bugs to survive? No, that's not true. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. So you don't talk to her anymore. Why is that? What happened? What happened? How come you guys don't even talk? You guys were in a serious relationship and went to not even talking anymore. What the fuck happened? Um, because she tried to inject me with drugs, so, yeah. What do you mean? So what so she walked up with a syringe for meth and tried to inject you? In the city park, yeah, at night time. All right, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No no, no. Wait, wait, wait. Is that real? Yeah, I'm serious, man. Like. wait, wait. So talk us through it. So you're in the park with Gem Gem. And then what happens? Yeah, at night time. You should try this try what what drug was it ice all right, so she had a syringe full of ice. Yeah. Oh So she had a syringe full of ice and then what she said, oh, can you try this man? Like I said no jammer and then and then what and then and then you said no when she got upset at you And I say I'm walking out. I'm breaking this relationship up stop doing drugs You need to stop doing it and I'm not dating you no more see you later Is it is there anything so so you mentioned that you have you know you have you've been diagnosed with a few Mental health issues. Yeah, is there anything that gem gem house? I think she's got a bit of autism So so that's that's all just a bit of autism. I think she has a bit of down syndrome, too Ha last question Justin Ryan, do you think aliens exist? Oh, no, there's no proof of it They talk about area 51, but they're not sharing that information because it's not true. So America you got it all wrong. All right. That's good to know. All right, so Justin Ryan doesn't believe in aliens Thank you very much for coming on our podcast. It's question time. What do you mean? Oh, yeah? Yeah, we have we have we have many We've got some some people have sent in some questions for you All right, so we're on to a Sub-segment connected to the guest segment. So we've asked people to ask Justin Ryan questions So this sub-segment is called And I think you yeah, it was not I don't come up with them. It's just yeah, so thank Matthew The first question is from Ethan Ta-ang E-t-h-a-n-t-a-n-g How did Marty turn out to be an absolute legend? Like some people are born tall some people are born short some people are born legends some people aren't next question is from Will dot Griffin and he has asked why does Michael look like a witch? Justin, can you answer this one? Because it's all moist the shell and bones Boom bitch, he's all moist but shell and bones. All right. The next question is from Floyd underscore Bo Chenek BOCH E-N-E-K and he is asked Why does Justin act gay and show that he is but say he's not? Because it's called Bisexual So you identify as a bisexual. Yeah. All right. Yeah, who's hotter out of me and Marty? I Think Michael if you had to suck one of us off, who would you suck up probably? $20 So if we both had $20 and said hey, hey, hey take this money suck us off before he so No, you have to pick only one I would be offended if you sucked him off I wouldn't let you suck me off if you except if we suck you off Marty So you find Marty hotter than me. No, but you got a girlfriend Oh, really Just pick one who's hotter me or Marty. I like to pull you by your hair, Michael All right next question is from Trenticles underscore 87 Hey guys You still got to answer these important questions long-term listener first-time bovine molester Can you guys give me any suggestions on how to approach my first sexual experience with a plump heifer? Any pointers would would be much appreciated. It was truly Trenticles underscore 87 you legends are gods among me mortals So my advice would be to to to know what you want before you even go into the situation Like if you know what know what you want to get out of it and then Put yourself in that situation if you want to get a load off if you want to kill a cow If you want to have a fight with it if you want to beat it to death if you want to chase it You're gonna chase ten of them and corner three of them and then end up grabbing one and peeling its skin off of its Fucking muscles and tossing its skin into the water and its nerves are still kicking in as it sort of tries to kick you off But you sort of pin to of its hooves down and enter it and then sort of just fuck away and you come and you sort of it's still Failing about and bleeding out a little bit. Like that's what you got to do So just figure out what you want to do and then do that that is my advice So the only your only problem is doubt and fear so solve those problems by knowing what you want and Taking it and getting it and doing it don't fuck around just get it done I don't want to see this question again. Just do it. All right. Next question is from Dogar underscore one and he has asked have you ever shelved a pinga? Yes How am I am I doing that? I might get a pinion off to America. All right next question is Ken and I and He has asked how did you get famous from hard work and consistency, bro? Plus born with it. What about maybe it's how did you How did you get famous famous because I'm beautiful and lovely and sexy and I get all the cheeky babes in my bed every night sexually wise Next question is from Sophie dot Salinas Do you guys feel intimidated or annoyed by excess love lust hate envy etc by people on Instagram? No, we don't feel any of those emotions because we have learnt to realize that It's just a numbers game if if a hundred people follow you one of those people will Try and annoy you if it's a hundred people for you One of those people is going to hate on you one of those people is gonna love you So it's just literally a numbers game. You can't please everyone. So don't let it affect you and always a breastfeed until you 15 I think we can all agree on that Fucking cunt Next question is from Luke of us underscore and he has asked would you ever have a threesome with Michael and the cow if so would you beat Michael? I Don't know if no I wouldn't have a threesome with Michael and the couch is because I know he'd be panicking the whole time and looking At for the farmers and trying to like make sure the cows aiming a good time No, I wouldn't I wouldn't do it unless my unless I dragged Michael's unconscious corpse to the cow paddock That then maybe yeah, yeah, then maybe but if he's conscious no, I wouldn't do it and I wouldn't beat Michael because I wouldn't be Dragging him to the field if he was conscious. I wouldn't need to so The cow thing is strictly a thing that I do if he's around he's gonna be calling cops Which means I'm not gonna do while he's around so I do it when he's not around Luke of us next question J underscore Dan 34 has asked What is the meaning of life and and Michael are you and Lachlan still dating? Let's go with the first part. What is the meaning of life? Followers looks and money I'll go f u n. What do you think the meaning of life is? Justin enjoying life and having parties every weekend because you only live once He can't fun. Yeah, and yes me and lucky. He's moved the Gold Coast. That is sad Next next question is from Holly underscore dog and she has asked Did Justin why and have bum sex with that Gemma bloke? No What are you talking about? Never ain't never No, whoa, hold your horses there mate To the catacomb home everyone hold their horses because that didn't happen next question is from Timothy Timothy underscore miles underscore podcast question What's your best memory together when you were kids a first kill my first kill was It's up there. I was scattered on 15 pingas hunting around with my cousins and some Distant immigrants, which I'd never met before and we stumbled across a Heard of cattle some were quite young some are just given birth and of course they were quite slow Because you know, they're only a few hours old and and we saw that was a bolder we swarmed one we swarmed three we swarmed five and Let's just say that we had our beef serving that night Podcast question from Shaddick 93 who the fuck is Justin Ryan? Justin, who are you? Look me up. Look me up You'll find so much information on me on Google plus YouTube plus everywhere the whole world knows me Famous looking up on Facebook because he's got a page. I think I got deleted too many haze reported it all right last question from Marcus MAA why Marcus main would you do a boxing match with box boy? Yes? It would be very unfair. He's a piece of shit skinny shit. So fuck off box boy I would love it'd be unfair. It'd be like fighting a child Yes, I would but it would be unfair. So it's probably not that good to do box boy is like like a small Piece of cake. Yeah, that's that's how he's often described It's like if you chuck a muffin Love into the war. Yeah, the reason why he's gotten so many followers is because he's paid Shoutout to shout him out and then it's built him up from shoutouts who have heaps of fucking followers And now he's huge. He's got like 2.5 mil or some shit and his content if you watch it, you'll see it is like It's why the world it's worse than like Tram and it's so fucked and if I ever see him, I will spit in his face and I'm willing to I'll get Apparently hitting someone compared to spitting in their face if you spit in someone's face It's worse than hitting someone. I will spit in his face and I will do three months to spit in I'll hit and spit in his face and I hate him Okay, then Hey, that redeems it that redeems it if you kiss the client it fixes it love with a smake Fuck you box boy. You can suck my box. All right Okay, that's the end of that segment So next segment has been renamed to my shin pain And It's a segment where we just do a prank call you should call my brother. He will be funny Brother, so all right. So what's your brother's number? I'm Damien Hello, who's this? Hey Damien. I'm just a producer from Channel 7. My name is Mary Winfield. I'm just calling in regards to an application put in by your Step-brother Justin Ryan. Is that is that correct? Yeah, so he's sort of been shortlisted for for making the show. So I'll cut to the chase But we're sort of looking for a family involvement a little bit this year So we were just sort of wondering what your availability was in that sort of early December and late November Would you be available to come to Sydney for filming and in sort of late November early December? And of course, we will pay for flights and accommodation If Justin makes it past the short list we will be Filming from late November to early December. Would you be willing he's listed you as a Support network as part of his family. Would you be willing to come to Sydney in late November and early December as part of the filming process? Would you be available for that Yeah, right. Oh, yeah, great. So I've just got a few other questions just about Justin Ryan So we understand that he's had a bit of a social media presence. Is that is that correct? We understand that he's had a bit of a social media presence. Is that correct? So what would you say he's he's most well-known for on social media? Yeah, so so what type of content would you say he's most well-known? Right, so so we just sort of really trying to sort of fine-tune what it is that he's you know Renowned for because he'll probably be to be honest He'll probably be the only influencer on Big Brother for next season and and obviously we know that he's not like Nationally big but we just sort of want to know Locally what he's known for so so what would you say because I've tried to find him on Facebook on Instagram and YouTube and I've contacted Justin directly and he says that all of his Social media platforms have been deleted So so I guess what we're trying to do is is gauge Is gauge what what what you can tell us and also if you'll be able to come so you've already confirmed that you'd be able to come but Would you be able to tell us a little bit about what he does online? I guess I'm just trying to make some notes here so that we can sort of Shortlist the short list I guess is what we're trying to do here Right so so can you give me an example of something Right so so so this yeah, okay great. So so this year we're on Big Brother. We're sort of planning on having half housemates and half I Guess you could call them sort of farm animals. So there's gonna be six to seven cows three goats and also three sheep and and as well as 15 housemates. So there'll be 30 Beings in the house at once. How do you think Justin would handle living with? You know a dozen cows and and and a few goats and and some sheep So he gets along well with animals as well as specifically He gets along well with animals as specifically has he lived with animals before he hasn't but but you know him to To deal well with animals Okay, great. So all right, so that's good news There's they'll also be some some challenges on on on the next season of Big Brother So so channel seven what we're sort of trying to revamp the show will be right So there's going to be some some pretty intense challenges Has do you know how Justin deals with being sort of Held underwater for more than for more than 10 minutes Yeah, so if he was there's a challenge that that we plan on doing way where sort of each housemate has to you know Hold their breath and and some of the cows we know to have a lung capacity of 10 to 12 minutes. So we're just sort of trying to Gauge if any of the humans would be able to compete there All right, so so if some of the producers held him underwater for 10 minutes or so, he should be able to handle that Great, so just just a few more questions. Sorry to invade your time. I know it's quite late We're just sort of trying to put everything together as we can as we're going here But um, so so we sort of we've got our own Sort of wardrobe team that's going to be working on the on the show What would you say? fashion wise if we Sort of put put Justin. I know it's a bit probably a bit controversial if we put him in a bra and a G string What would be the reaction from his He'll love that Oh, well, oh, there you go. Oh, well, there you go. That's great news So so there's a segment where we're planning on calling Kiss who you think is gay and basically we're just going to line up a few of the livestock and a few of the more feminine looking males Do you think Justin would be okay with kissing potentially, you know a homosexual cow or sheep or maybe a homosexual? Okay, so so so you would say he's quite quite open-minded Okay, so so from some sort from what you're telling me he's quite open-minded He's he's sort of up for anything and he's sort of done some pretty crazy videos Which is all I really wanted to gauge from you, which is great Just just a couple more questions if you will um, so so There's also this sort of area in the big brother house where they sort of Is it's it's called the the punishment room and basically the producers are going to If anyone sort of forgets to wear a mic or loses at one of the games They're going to sort of strip them down naked and and put them in this incredibly hot sauna and there will be a man in there sort of You know with a whip or whatever. He'll be here. He'll sort of be Slashing them with a You'll love that. Okay. So great. All right. So all right. Okay. Wow. So so he'll be completely open-minded It's quite it's quite a physical physically sort of demanding process to go through so From from what our producers have seen you sort of lose about two to three kilos of water weight there And you're in there for a good hour or so and you know, you sort of exposed to infection but but if if You know, do you think you'll be able to handle something like that? I guess is what I'm trying to ask Pardon Pull one pull wanton from Channel 7 So, okay, so so so from what we've heard everything will be fine. He's very open-minded and he's he's very open to You know the extremes like the punishment room. All right, so great. All right. Thank you very much for your time And I just uh, well, I guess I guess the last thing to do is to put Justin on the phone Hello Hello Hi, how are you going this big brother? Hello We're the best. We're the best. We're the best best best