 What do you do for work? I'm a scrum master. Oh, what is that? I utilize my managerial skills and my agile workflows to quick and cross functional synergy. Oh, why the f***? You're yelling, dude. More efficient. Coffee. Looks good. T-Y. T-T-Y-O. Oh my. You consume coffee intravenously? Again. More efficient slash duh, idiot. Hashtag motivation, hustle culture. How are you even a real person? Come closer. Fair balls. Oh my god.