 This is the Mishiro PD, Los Santos LSBD headquarters is the garage. This is where we bring the suspects, right? We don't use the back anymore. The back is like an outtake where you release somebody. As far as our policy, when it comes to jailing people, if you've committed a mission or we leave you here in Mishiro PD, you spend the rest of the time in the cells, we, you know, spend time with you. Make sure that, no, you're not alone down here, but if you're committing any kind of felonies, we'll usually send them up to the penitentiary. Can we just send them straight there? Yeah, you can give them a short bus or the long bus. D.O.C. got defunded. So they're asking the Los Santos Police Department to help out with D.O.C. as well. Hell, I do everything the long way. All right. Well, perfect then. So let's say you have somebody at Mishiro PD in the cells and you're done with them and you want to let, you know, cut them loose. You don't have them leave this way. We used to have a gate back in the day, but like I said, times are tough. People broke in and stole the gate. Really? They stole our fucking gate. What do you mean back in the day? I used to work for the LSB for two years before the Cunham claps happened. So we used to have a function in the gate and nowadays we got shit. What do you mean? Sir, I have a question. That's a criminal act there. Perfect. All right. Cap, I have a question. Yeah, go ahead. Go on. If we are pulling somebody, say somebody doesn't miss the meter, that comes with jail time. We bring them in here. We're not just letting them go on the street. Correct. All right. Moving on. Where the hell's the armory? This place, this way, this way. This place is a maze. You need to remember your way in and out, right? It's a fandal. How can I forget? We got to go stop some criminals. We will, we will. Let's get you signed in. Here, right here. I'm signing in right here. Hey, look, right here. How do I sign in? I can't sign in on this. Absolutely not. You got to sign in. Get from the front. Get access. So come this way. This used to be a great country. Try now. Sign in. Oh, there's another pen right here. There we go. Okay. You know what this is? You know what this is? This is a damn bush leak. Why the hell is the pen right here out of ink? And that one worked. Some of these doors don't lock, by the way. Time's a tough, Dan. No, no, no. We're going down now. I just got to make sure. Time's a tough. Some of the doors don't have locks. Make sure you. Absolutely. Just note it. Which one is it? And then we'll buy locks in the future for them. Let me show you the locker room we changed as well. And then your personal locker. Every single person you get a personal locker. All your personal belongings in there. Important stuff. See, it still fits. Goddamn. Okay. All right. Ooh. Nice badge. That's your badge. Can you move a little bit? I get a little nervous when I stand there. Absolutely. Yeah. I like that black. Okay. Keep that black. There you go. Perfect. That's right. Yeah. I mean, most of this stuff is right where I left it. It's been a minute. Yeah. Here we go. God, look at that. We go back to the armor and fill that bitch up. Dammit Leonard. Dammit Christ Cornwood. No, that was not Leonard. That was a, sorry. That was slack. Goddamn. Well, listen, I'm always on the call. Okay. That's the clothing. Now your personal locker, like I said, you can access it. There's plenty of space in there. Any personal belongings, things you don't want to lose on the job, it should go in there. You know, off duty firearms, things of that nature. I've never lost a damn thing. That's good. Let's keep it that way. Moving on. Next. Now the armory. All right. So what I want you to just go through it step by step. I want you to go in there and grab a Glock 19 magazine. Does he have money? Oh yeah. How much money you got on you right now? Jim, a wallet here. I only care cash. $99. Okay. We got a problem. Glock 19 is 750. That's raw costs. Not even including the manufacturing labor on top of it. So we get it at a raw cost. Let me run to the ATM and get some cash. I can buy some gear. I'll be back. Okay. We can just take it out of the budget. Okay. Well, I have a budget. Yeah. We got 200 grand from the state. Oh, that's pretty good. Yeah. There's a report about it. Okay. So take a look inside the armory yourself familiar as far as where things are. I'm going to go grab the cash and I'll be back, right? Absolutely. Budget request approved. Where the hell is Andrews? I got to talk to Andrews. I don't know. I don't know what Andrews. I've never met a Andrew. I don't think there's an Andrews working here, sir. What the hell do you mean there's no Andrews working here? I was with him yesterday. There's no Andrews that works here, sir. What? No, me and Andrews were with Sozee yesterday. What about Wrangler? Where's Wrangler? Where's Pred? I got to talk to Pred. What the shit is happening? I swear I was here yesterday with him. You want to know? All right. All right. Sorry for the wait. I need you to show Corward the armory and what he needs when he needs to purchase. I got to deal with something downstairs as well. All right. Corward, this is a fast act. This is two and a half bands right here. Do you know an Andrews or a Sozee? I don't believe so. Okay. Corward said he was with him yesterday. Yeah, we were over there and we wound... Wait. Are you sure that wasn't five years ago? Yeah, I think he was thinking about five years ago. What do you mean five years ago? It's been five years. No, it is not. What do you mean? You named like 10 people and I don't know a single one. I don't know a bass, Wrangler, Pred, Sozee, Copper, Andrews. I don't know any of those people. They're either dead or they're gone by now. Anyways, yeah. Cassidy, welcome through. They want to supervise downstairs. Whenever you guys are done over here, come down to the cells. All right. Yes, sir. Give them a gun safety course. I showed you. All right. Yes, sir. Thank you. You're going to need to buy a whole bunch of stuff. So you ready? Tell me when you're ready, Cornwood. Okay. You want like three magazines, three Taser cartridges, one box of darts, two ammo boxes, a Taser, a Glock, a Nightstick, a flashlight, chest armor, and a plate. I'm going to ignore that. Okay. All right. I'm going to get six magazines. Maybe if I get two Glocks, I could hold one in each hand. No, no, don't do that. Taser cartridges, a Taser, chest armor, and a plate. A radio, a Nightstick, and a flashlight. Well, I can't afford that. So I'm just going to... What do you mean you can't afford it? Well, I bought too much ammunition. The ammo's cheap, Cornwood. I bought a hell of a lot of ammunition. Well, you don't need that much. That's what you think. Cornwood, you need a Nightstick and a flashlight. You need to. Okay. I'll figure this out. Okay. Most of the shit you only need to buy once though. Very, very infrequently. All right. You got everything. Let me check your pockets. There you go. Is it loading your mags? Yeah. I'm just throwing that in there real quick. I said, nice and easy. Okay. Where's the shooting range? I actually don't know if we have one. Oh, my Lord. We're going to make one. What the hell is this? Oh, howdy. Why do you have your gun unholstered? What do you mean why? I mean, exactly that. Why do you have an unholstered? Put that away. What are you talking about? You're now pulling that gun. What are you? Who are you? Captain Cleetus Cornwood. Captain. Uh-huh. What department? BCSO. There is no BCSO. What are you talking about? You're in my house right now. What the hell do you mean your house? You put that gun away right now. What is your name? Captain Turner. Good to meet you, Captain Turner. You as well. Put that gun away. Ulster it. You know what? Since you're my fellow captain, let me see how I can... The timing was so good. Hold up there. Is that who I think it is? Huh? What's that? Sheriff Cleetus Cornwood. Yes. Howdy. How you doing? It's red. Oh, hey. How you been? Pretty good. Been on the island the last five and a half years after everyone left. Kept things in space. That's my career. Can you run on a PD? Yeah, I would love to ride. How was the island? Uh, it got pretty peaceful. Took his hectic the first couple of years or two there in hectic. After we got all the locals clean up after all that drug epidemic and stuff that was in here before the crash. Oh, hey. It's got right to work. Yeah, they got right to work. They got this place cleaned up real quick. So how the hell have you been? Oh, hell, it's been a dadgum roller coaster. My damn ex-wife, you know, went on a damn burning crusade against all damn everything I had for a while. I'm telling you, she showed me her whole wrath. She was going for it. Really spend that season discovering really what all, what all we could do. I didn't really know that myself there too in the last year. Let's just hope that she doesn't come back at you with a cataclysm in her mind. Oh, hell, I'm telling you that damn, I'm trying to avoid that cataclysm as much as possible. I avoided the first one with my first wife. I'm avoiding it this time. Oh my God. Hell, I don't blame you. That's how it goes sometimes. Howdy y'all. How's it going? That damn rain hit hard. You're not fucking hurt. He was about to ream you out. Oh hell, you had before that damn rain hit good. I forgot about that already. I think I got hit in the head pretty hard earlier, but I'm starting to figure it out. Excuse me, can you move? Can I move? You're blocking the way, sir. There's so much space, BB-1. I don't know about that. You can just move just a little bit. BB-1, there's literally so much space. I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to him. I'm moving with you. You've got a gravitational pull there, sir. Can you just move just a little bit that way? I don't... Okay, here. I'm still moving with you, sir. Hey, hey. He's just crying. I love this band. Have you ever heard of Stand Your Ground there, buddy? I'm trying, but to keep pulling me, so... Okay, well, I'm gonna keep on standing my ground. Okay, well, now I'm starting to orbit. BB-1. This is awkward. I'm just kidding. Come on, be nice. He's a new hot air. How did you afford a Glock already? Look, I'm gonna be honest with you. This is a children's toy. Watch this. Oh, my God. It's a damn child could play with this thing. It's fine. He's still gonna kill us if you shoot us in the head, man. No, it would not. It is fine. This used to be a damn great city. And y'all are just pussy-footing around, and y'all are too damn scared. Look at this. This is not a big deal at all. Okay, it is a very big deal. It is not. Okay, listen. We can't afford anything really good. This is all the first day. Oh, my God. See, these guns are not safe. They're not safe. I'm telling you, it's fine. Why y'all is so damn scared? It's fine. What the fuck just happened? I didn't even hear a gunshot. This dude's randomly fucking shot his gun. Missed fire. Hey, it's fine. There's literally nothing wrong. Hey, by the way, left-hand side of your gun. Is there safety on there? If you whittle that shit down, you won't have to deal with it anymore. Okay, yes, sir. I think my gun's got a safety on it. Cornwood. Oh, it's gonna have a safety on it unless you whittle that shit off already. Yeah, mine don't. It's your shit. Hell, yeah, good shit, man. See? Yeah. That's good things right there. Do you know how to hold it? Yes, of course I know how to hold it. I just don't want to. Hey, boys. Oh, he's just, he's just lost in thought. Captain told me I need to watch after Cornwood. I think that's gonna, I think I'm gonna get, I think I'm gonna get fucked. I don't know why. He's out here just pointing guns at everybody. Neither do I, man, but he won't listen to me. He's in the wrong fucking uniform, Lea. You fix it. Okay, that's what, okay. That's what he can wear. That's the only uniform that fits him. What are you saying? He's a big boy. Yeah, I mean, look, he's got big, he's got big, what? He's got big arms. I'm taking you with me, Cornwood. I gotta get changed. I'm just gonna let him keep moving me. Oh, they're talking about my uniform? That's funny. Oh, okay. Cornwood. Oh, sorry. What the fuck are you doing, man? Fell asleep there for a second. Do you want to make me look bad, Cornwood? Do you want me to get fired? That ain't gonna be hard. That's what you're asking me to do. Why would I want you to make me look bad, Cornwood? I want you to make me look good. I want to, you know, I want to move up the ranks. Oh, okay. Well, all right. Why don't you say so? Okay. I think you got everything. Are you ready to get out there on patrol talk? Yeah. Well, actually, have you been, are you, are you signed on duty? Yeah, you are. I'm always on duty. All right. You ready? Yeah, I'm ready. Wait, there's the wrong way. Why are you, why are you misleading me? You told me to follow you.