 Hey there friends! How's it going? My name is Kevin and today we're going to do something that I do every time I play The Sims. We're going to paint the town red. It's just a nice color. Like, look at that. It's very warm. Makes you feel all cozy in the winter months, which honestly I really need. I might freeze to death. Ah! A single player multiplayer. Uh, I might need a headcount. One. Single player it is. I don't really understand. Where's the story? It's scenarios. Beneath arena. What do I do? What is beneath? Safe state one. What? Play. Oh my god. What is wrong with my camera? It's really trying to focus right now. This is like me when I'm trying to focus on something. I just can't do it. Beneath. I still don't know what I'm beneath. What is this? What? Yeah, I'm in a vanguard. Great. I don't understand like at all. God, Minecraft Steve has really fallen on some hard times. He looks absolutely depressed. Let me leave this. I don't like it. It's scenarios. Biker bar. Perfect. This is more like it. Music in exclusively my right here. Just how I like it. I think you're missing your mouths. Oh, oh no. Oh no. Oh no. I'm with the band. Rocksters are allowed to do that stuff. They're all fighting amongst themselves, even though I started to fight. Fuck off. Rocksters can't just attack people like that. Oh god. Oh god. Everything is going to hell. There's a massive brawl breaking out and I'm not sure even why. What's this? Oh no. Oh no. Okay, that worked. Why are they all trying to fight me? I don't understand. I think the other one was the story mode, you know? Even though I'm liking the story over there, whatever is happening there, I like it. Everyone, please, please. I'd like to make an announcement. Can I just say they were not singing live as the music is still going? And well, none of them are alive anymore. Anyway, back to fighting. The amount of blood on the floor and I don't even understand why someone spilled their drink and I lashed out at them and now we're here. Back off. It's a crazy lady. Nice to meet you. Oh, I threw meat at them, by the way, if you didn't see. Have a seat. I got to think of more puns fast. Bottled face. That one worked really well. Are you a doctor? Because I'd like you to look at my stool. Oh, I'm just going to leave out of embarrassment. Sorry. Honestly, the jokes I'm hitting them with are worse than any physical item I could hit them with. Even though how he said that these chairs are quite nasty. A lot of people are dying. Shockwave ready. What the hell is a shockwave? Okay. I don't know why they're singling me out. Like they keep coming up here and I'm just kind of minding my own business. Granted, I think I'm in a small town bar. Maybe I'm killing a lot of their family. Why are they trying to kill me? I didn't do anything except for the things I did. Oh, I'm dead. Okay. Good Lord. All right, let's go into the other one and see if that's the story mode. It's so confusing. 600 meter below sea level beneath a long time ago. Just adding a bit of narration to the story because frankly, I don't see what the story is. Access level limited. Am I an employee here? Don't worry, buddy, you're going to be just fine. Don't pay attention to that other failed operation. At least now I know how to fight if fights do break out. Hopefully I'm like security and not like a nurse here or something because I'm really itching for a fight. Oh, you're the one that failed the operation I see. Dude, please wash your hands. That's a bit morbid. Why are you showering fully clothed? Only a fucking weirdo would do that. Officer complaints. I see. Quirky office. Oh, is this where I'm supposed to go? It's all glowy and everything. Get out of my way. God, you're stronger than me. Sorry. I meant to. Sorry. I just sneeze weird. Okay, I'm going beneath it. I don't like this. What is this? I couldn't even win a feckin bar fight. Why are you sending me in here? Oh, crowbar. I feel like such a free man all of a sudden. Ow. Oh, wait, hold on. You're actually useless. Okay, never mind. Memorable quotes my dad said to me. What is going on here? What the hell is that thing? Oh, God, I can shoot lasers. I think I'm just pissing it off. Okay, no, I killed it. Well, I pissed it off too. I'd be pretty pissed off if I was killed. It's not for feck's sake. I'm dead. There's two ways to go. This cave. No, there is one way to go. This cave. Oh, for feck's sake, there's more. How am I supposed to live? What's stone skin? Is that going to give me more armor? I hope it's going to give me more armor. Minecraft. Yes. I'm back in my element. I'm in a cave. I got a pic. Boost health. I don't, I don't have any money. I can't afford that. I'm just going through caves. I'm killing everything, but I'm not sure why. I feel like I'm the bad guy. I feel like I'm always the bad guy. Okay, I've been here before because there's some mangled corpses. Oh, yes, just regular corpses. You aren't mangled yet. Oh, God, there's a lot of you to mangle. He just punched you in the back of the head. Are you just going to take that? Where did I get a police baton? Wait, what the hell is that? Jesus Christ, that scared me. I need that as like my alarm sound or something to wake me up in the morning. I jolt out of bed for once. Why can I not heal? Please. You're just taunting me. Like, is this one of those cases break glass in case of emergency because this feels like an emergency? What the shit is that? Like, why did they send me to deal with all of these freaks? I get one bare fight and then they're like, you know what? You got it, kid. You're in. And throw. That just pissed him off. I'll be back. And I'll be back. And yes, throwing things is so much more fun to kill people when I am not in danger. Oh, no. Oh, no. Sorry, floaty head thing. I'm sorry. I killed your friend. I really didn't mean to. I just dropped that stuff. I didn't say throw. I dropped things. Jesus Christ almighty. I thought I heard something. So I turned around. This is too much. This is way too much. Sorry. Oh, no. Oh, no. That was absolutely useless. Okay, stone skin. Whatever the hell that is. What is this? Follow this. Oh, did I get out? I got out, but only by going deeper into the caves. Something here needs help. I know it's me. Just trying to storm my way through because there's a lot of things behind me now, unfortunately. Oh, damn it. I shouldn't have exploded him. He was a doctor. He could have helped me. Oh, no. Die, floating head. Die. This isn't a good idea. Run away. Are you an enemy? To buy an item with blood? No, no, no, no. I didn't want to do that. Then pay with your blood. I didn't understand. I didn't know you meant my blood. Like look at all the extra blood I have on my sword and shield. Okay. I know it's my first day and I don't mean to criticize it that much, but I hate my new job. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. Punch the floating head. He has no arms to punch back. Don't let him fly away. Damn, floating heads almost trying to run from me. I died. Feck's sake, a zombie killed me in the end. Look at all the things I fecking killed. Return to facility. No, I don't like this mode. It's taunting me. It's as if you were beaten to death by a slow, weak, unarmed, undead zombie. Like feck off. Don't death shame me. This game would be terrible at funerals. All right. I got two user levels. Rock concert. Apparently because it was created by ocean man and escape the Romans. Let's escape the Romans before celebrating by going to a rock concert. Ah, you damn Romans. Let me out of here. Okay. This wall looks a little fragile. Stop right there. Romans. He's got a little smiley face over him. All right. If you're enjoying it, I'll leave you to it. Stupid Romans. Why didn't you invade Ireland? Huh? We're not good enough for you. Okay. My friends just died. I don't want his family to see him like this. I'll just sneak on by. Oh, God, dammit. I like how he picks up a bottle and the guys with weapons attack the chef for some reason. Oh, I can't say much. I just picked up meat to attack this dude. I thought I could eat it stealth attack. Oh my God. There we go. What have I done? Why would I do this to myself? I'm 100% gonna die. Now we're all dead. My head is just tumbling. I wait. Maybe I should try and save my friend. He did kind of look like a pirate and that would be a cool friend to have. He'd catch loads of free movies and stuff. Okay. Where are you going? Okay. You've changed your mind. Are you going to go in there and deal with these people? Where is he going? He is useless. He just ran up and took their drink. Dude, that's just gonna piss him off more. Bottle him. Bottle him. There you go. You did something. Yeah, look at him go. The chef and pirate can help me. Wait, no, don't fight me. I'm on your side. Idiot. What are you doing? Did you just go back into your cell to cover your face and blood? Pretty sure I have to do this stealth, but I want to try and bring them all up to this dude so he can deal with them. The little scream. To be fair, dude, you had a room full of weapons and you went for a bottle. There we go. Oh, no. Oh, no. Start hacking. Start hacking. And I mean start hacking the game because that's my only chance at victory here. Oh wait, seven enemies remaining. Come on. Come on. No, no, no. My weapon broke. Chair. There's two people still alive in this mess. Oh no. Okay. That's one down. Oh, yes. A bottle of best weapon available to me. Sorry. Just trying to relate to the NPCs. Wait, I think this is a child. Works for me. He makes my job easy. Wait, you didn't die? Give me that. I think he's like a monk or something actually. Damn you, Emperor. Oh God, he's strong. Hold on. Wait, how strong is this dude? Oh, thank God. He's getting worried there. He was just taking the hits and walking at me. Is that it? Did I win? Level complete. That's what I needed. I just needed to go back to the Roman times. I would have excelled in Roman times. All right, to celebrate my victory in the Roman times, I would like to go to the Vomitorium, but I'll actually go to a rock concert. Sup, bruh. This your sick? Radical, dude. I love music, by the way. It's like sound, but nice. Oh, that's my pirate friend from earlier. Yeah, music. Let's go, mosh pit. Let's go. Oh no. I've never been in a mosh pit. I don't know how they work. That poor dude for no reason just singled him out with my chair. Someone's getting electrocuted over there. I don't know if that's part of the show or what. Oh, that big security guard is tasing people, I think. Wait, no pirate. I was with you, remember? In the Roman times? Oh my God, you suck. And I was a big fan of your music before. Oh my God, it's a bloodbath. You can see where the game got its name, can't you? The cops are going to show up and just be like, ah, I see. Smoking killed them all. For some reason, when they attack me, they kill me in like three hits. But when they're attacking each other, it's like rock'em, suck'em robots that don't work. Oh, I just died. I think I died from attrition. I just starved to death. I was just waiting for them to kill each other and it wasn't happening. I was standing around for literally like two minutes. Alright, that's it. I'm giving up the fight game. I'm just not very good at it when people fight back. It's a little bit funny. It's feeling it. The whole bar is breaking out into a fight because I'm so bad. And I'm dead. My singing drove people to murder. Alright, we're going to end it there. I hope you enjoyed me painting the town red with everyone's blood. I thoroughly enjoyed it. That beneath game mode, I still have no idea what was going on. But yeah, I hope you enjoyed. I appreciate you watching. As always, if you want to check out more of my stuff, I post every single day. I'll sort of second channel and a twitch in the description if you want to check those out. But for now, I'll just thank you for watching and I hope to see you next time. Bye for now.