 Na itwa la presidente Flosi Truke, this is SPM Buzzy, I show every Friday 11am usiko se bana. Let me ask you a question, in your contact list, how many girls can send you 500 Kenyan shillings? Right now, that's approximately 4.5 dollars. How many girls can send you? Anga le contact list teposa ikwanzi ajiwa di tini, adi makuzo. Dem gana da up to Mesaipans, nuju kwa na mafala. Zina ishoom, straight forward. Mapenzi world, what's happening in Mapenzi world? Uro na pendana sana. Aitwa warani, aitwa mungai, mungai in the guide. Unu brother Bahati. Ah brother Bahab, Bahama Chachari. So mungai basically they are my friends actually. In mona Mapenziwa ikiyanzia from Nasseri to Sayawamefika campus. O mona break up. But they are a cute couple naskia wami hachana. Mungai. Ida video metafutasoko. Ha ya, ha ya, streamer simple boy. Ha, streamer simple boy kijana nga ogingo, kijana milk maziwa. Simple boy amipanga engagement party. Adi amibiri 4 Kenyan. Nenda kwa engagement party. Who does that? He li kwa scriptread anyway. Mi na li kwa scriptread. Lemi uskiya kwaisho. Kamana taku surprise dem. Let's say I wanna propose to a chick. Why you like post online? It's public. So it's not a surprise anymore. It's kinda like planned. I'm not yet. Simple boy, it's up to me man. Kamana dem na pga. Kamana ni goa muna fanyam toa bia. Kamana ni muna taka kulonskitu. Umtomia muna nonskitu. But that was a nice script. Next time, try harder. Ha mona nga kajala. This guy is a man. They are dope couple in Tanzania. And he is the best couple in Tanzania right now. Umtua na ambiba kajala kwa shingo. Ananda nae nina tonga jesquats kwa. Mimian meja ribuskumu hoja nimenda nimenda pres up CV na nini. Na mtu flani. Si raisi. Si raisi. Jaribu sayi na demia kwa. Jaribu sayi. Mamia kula nivi kumgunga lafumu mozikwenda. Udafiga ananda tributa kumechoka. Ha mona nga ambiba kajala kwa kenda chini bro. Yentuni triki. Triki tena sana. What's happening in this world? What's happening in Instagram? What's happening all over the world? All over the world. All over the world. What's the worst thing you've ever done? What's the worst thing you've ever done in your simping world? What's the worst thing you've ever done in your simping world? Ushai fanda kwa dewa. Kuna demwa unam taka. Anakuchiza games like Anakum, nikama kujiji, Nikama anana kwa ambi, Anakupena nikama kwa ambi, Nikama kublutik, nikama kublutik. Ushai fanda ni ya ujinga in your simping world. So, another guy called CM Guru. CM Guru kwa na nikijana na mjuwa, kijana nga pawasa. Ama mo ana simp kusimpia. From A to B, ana zidiku simp, ana kwa simp pro max. Nga na tukimpa tia simp of the year, awards by Kibbe. Ana fachapwe whips. Kinodia. CM Guru ama na mjetaftagari ama nika po jina keranta po njuma, ama na tostika ama nika keranta ama nika njuma agari amtu. CM Guru. Aftaftatu jina keranta, ama ngeza, nikonbwata wa ngejina protivishi, wacha kuni angusha CM Guru. Tukimpa tukimpa tukimpa tukimpa tukimpa tukimpa tukimpa tukimpa tukimpa tukimpa tukimpa tukimpa tukimpa. How much have you ever spent on yourself? Pesani ngeza no shes spent na yoko muliako. Chemi mimi ni hair cut, mimi ni hairstyle, mimi ni outfits, kia tu, ama gym. How much have you ever spent on yourself? Ile expensive. So, another tag kuni nkenya, alimport, Baba from UK. Imagine on import. Muna kuja kuni wa tu nyo ele. Kupigetu cut. Kaya, wana jadi yungunima import. Niles jizima. So, how much have you ever spent on yourself? Ile import. Baba kutuka UK. Imagine Baba. Nika mabeni mimi ni nyeza import. Mitu wa kuja ni brushe kia tu. Kutuka China. As in ni pa ni, inaka pa ni. So, alimport Baba from UK akamulipa 118K. Ma guys, 180,000 for a single hair cut. Nya muna sema kenya kuna pesa. Udoja nilupu keko. Auna pesa, auna pesa. Nile nama say na flyne Instagram. Ah, shite do the self everywhere. Nima namanisha everywhere. Yani, at your place wuna shitu ka. Ata ukwa leka tatu. So, people like a bullying and I'm with a devil. Baba blast. Dunini. As in, wana zafanya kitu gandi. Nya ita fanya kwa un comfortable. See, just be you man. Be you. Be you. Be you. Like any, I'm not criticizing anyone doing tatus. Mi mo nye zina tatu, but if you wanna do tatus, do tatus bana. Do amazing tatus. Uzi fanya pata tukutu shituwa. Baba wino, acha dudu kwa sesta kidogo. Kidogo tu kidogo tu. Baba wino, WMPO, Mbakasi East. So, recently he went to, he didn't commit your money. He bailed out five of his constituents. He didn't fiver money. So, this guy, a mama tukuna jela kubailuatu. Yani, ay, yungubu. Yani na pesa. Yani, pesa na gubu. Watwangu. Ukwa na pesa, anything is possible. Anything is possible. So, nia wana wume sasa. Wana wume, what ya kujenim skiswali. So, lemia skia question, wana wume kama kwa punyumbani. Unuza paniliya shambu jalima. Just a question, unuza paniliya shambu jalima. I saw a guy, amekana his toi, for 10 years. Now, this toi is not his. Kuma this toi, he is another man's toi. Yani, womu, umichumegam tui mgingine. Umichumegam tui wa, umzitomgingine. Karimon yungu zina, yungu na zaja, 10 years. 10 years. He was chana jiniwa, very evil. How do you do that to a man? Ai! Ai! Jameni, 10 years! Unuza karam tui siwako. That's why I prefer DNA after birth. After birth, do DNA, bro, don't trust any way, don't trust any shawari. For the streets, for the streets, do DNA on every, on every blood of you as magai. Magai, usiji pache unuza poliliya shambu siwako. Chunga sana, chunga sana, chunga sana, na kibana wume kila skomskiangi. Tell me, tell me what your parents say about your partner. And do they have a say in your relationship, amma in your marriage? It's not in India, amma in China. Amma, stopped, stopped the son's wedding. Jua li say, ma, the bride is not cute. The bride is ugly. So, usana eziwa de majaiwa. Ai! Yungu na wuna ibi suwa, de ya wedding. Setunga yungu wa pre-wedding, tuwangu. Yungu imagine. Sa, let's say usana wewa dem, wewa ni malisafi wuna juna, wewa ni malisafi, alafu wuna waka umboi wako pre-wedding, alafu maza ilona kumbi, wewa ni, wewa ni, wewa ni, akala, wewa ni kiatu baia. Anyway, wezi, how will be your reaction? Man, I felt sorry for that chick, but usana, tutafanyadze, kila umtoko na kuliti zake, kila umtoko na style. Do your parents have a say in your relationship? Na do you allow them to have a say in your relationship? Na wuko shuwa, inza wuko say, How long do you take 12 sex in a relationship? Let's say you are dating someone, you are in the talking stages, you are in the dating stages. Sa sa, how long do you take 12 sex when you are partner, nini wa willin, nini nina angale iwi say, how do you take 10? What's the longest time you can take 12 sex in a relationship? A couple, a couple somewhere, I will say ma, they can't do 12 until they get married, and it's proven, they never did 12, but I don't trust the chick, manu meneza trust, but still I never trust girl. Can you stay for like 20 years without having sex? Adi moa ne, can you meet a generation very tricky, tricky, barinda, yani yon mtuangu yani, bro, ayani ayu weze kani, ah, in generation desai, yana mna kanga one week maza complain na memes, baridi zi jwenini, nini nina nina nina. Mucha mchezo, you need to stay safe, abstain from sex, use condoms where possible. Have you ever been kond in Nairobi, ama anywhere, in school, colleges, blah, blah, so recently, manuhumi wuko Nigeria, Nigeria nai muna konga, yani Nigerians nana, Nigerians and scumming, yani wapatuwa, yani yani ma bro, yani yana wapuna fana, naga na kila kitu. So this guy, alkuwa, alkuwa, napa na numba. So 100 people paid for that house. Now the day of coming to view the house, waji patakwa 100. The agent, no, agent saya, agent saya, muku jamombasa nana, anakuna kina, waji kuna, kina shiro, waku wuko Nigeria, wuko asaba estate, waku wa 200, eh, na tafta nyumbi. Mutapa na nini, but guys, avoid, avoid being kond, follow the right procedure, achene short cut. Wukia na, wukia wakitu ni cheap, aboid. Achene wambi, jzeot wuko niwa. People have been kond, they are desperate for money, desperate for something. Let's say you want money, right? And now, maybe let's say you want 100K, na maybe your fulliza limits like 30K. You know you'll be desperate to increase your fulliza limit to 70K, 90K. So telegram, kuna utukama awo. O telegram wana pambiyanga awo, we can increase your fulliza limit. You are desperate for money. You are desperate for money. So don't ever be desperate for anything, because wukwa desperate sana, nuna patakana issues. Let's say wundaka TV, wundaka TV impia, nukwa na let's say 40K. Wundaka 68, wundaka smart TV. How will you get with 40K? So nuna. So nuna, wundaka malimipa, TV 40K, 60 inch, 35K, wundaka 40K, wundaka nani, umechanga muka. How can I get this TV? How can I get this TV? Wundandiwa, send deposit of 15Kama 20K, we'll send you an invoice. Mutuwa, wundaka nani, umechanga muka, umechanga muka, umechanga umuka, umechanga umuka, umechanga umuka, umechanga umuka, umechanga muka, umechanga muka, hade inn the short cuts, shorcut. Shorcut nao twenyewa na prena kubliu tiku wa tu aja kubliu tiku wa tu se liu reply ma na mojain oro main kumpide nasana ape sms hati o bana my girlfriend is blue taking me so what zi u acha nukon bie kama taiko ungele sham tu by the if you don't want to talk to someone don't even reply just tell them straight forward I don't want to talk to you let's do calls and ma let's meet up rather than blue taking them am a gray taking them and if you not interested in anyone say you not interested see ya puku west kijana umutua pona and to mega paragraphs daily morning evening good evening good afternoon good after match how is exams good good exams eh success in exams taka mo na exams acha kutesa mo na umutu mahali usite se demia umutu dema kikutesa mam bie kuko busy ama ama you don't do anything with her as in save save time toa jam kunjiya toa jam whatcha pate na umutu wa na ana match na get if if you are your skinny guy and you want thick girls don't date a skinny girl once you are up to compare pressure om mo na ukwa thick una get na kama ni boy una penda lightskins so you need a jungler as in you are just jungler kama ni boy kum ni ni kumpe rules ati we om mo na wesi lightskins date type yako kama ni pro lightskins date lightskins kama ni pro darkskins date darkskins kama ni kama ni dem untaka boya kuna dough tafta mutua kuna dough usia na kudete boya kuna dough once you compare pressure kama ni dem untaka mutua anta katu sex ama mutua naka tushere usia date mutua pendi zovitu unam peer pressure ama muna skengadu anza kuchit oh siji we not even in good terms we don't have any chemistry date mutua type yako kama ni mutua club Monday to Monday tafta bouncer sasa na utusumbuli anini wa watuwa nanda shule kama ni kijaga na penda wastena kutuak tafta strippers usia usia tem na mstena na penda yesu meskia food to thought street za tiktok ama before we receive the tiktok kwa zaya let's have a short commercial break top 10 memes of the week lewa nasi top 10 top 4 memes of the week lemu ni top 4 memes of the week esap esap esap esap esap hai hai hai memes of the week top 4 memes of the week today i have 4 4 at max 5 memes of the week i'm not explaining any meme mutu na shapa kama nikiki soma ito ane shapa sasa mi am not explaining any thing kama na iku bambiyo nishi daakwa na mi mi nasi manga top 6 junizangu ok na po uri semi easy top 6 bana yeh ojipanga bana so aya ini conversation knock knock who's there Sam Sam who Sam timeu wa kikungwe Sam timeu hei ni ini song ya kena nani kina kena oli wana panya komiji na ule bini baite aya ingi na doi apa ni nise mam chimbe hiyo chokwa shamba ikumbele hapun kwa ini guys are already tired but guys are max are pro max kwa na kwa nani wuma na wuma yapa ebi kwa na ili trend sana this is the trending name of the week trend 2 looks good on you sa nginaka mizu 2 years of marriage kwa nimi tako trend 2 alaka aya mi ni kwa mbani kwa 14 munuza kwa mi ni kwa ili wei misi ingili atuna edge ingini na doi nini nakupade ka CV kwa traka 1 day nika patale nini nga reffi na zumbuka adi na edi mae stage naske 2totu na ulezana who sent you onaske MP Koros PS Coach ambassador kipruto etc nili kuja copies of my documents niki fika kiyosia blani nika piga fata cold bidi gauru nika gini wei yari nama nama bidi 4 names of the week by Flosy Truekid Welcome to Street by Tiktok Tiktok basically limit liya aina aina kia res Tiktok profile of the week Flosy Truekid na jom nasangabwa na majinu na net ay banadi mini profile of the week banani mimi kwaza need to check my tiktok eh to like we are giving you abari motomoto this week mendo mendo tiktok profile of the week mimi mendo tiktok wei mimi video of the week ah yo yo okay Bestie, what are you trying to do? video of the week i am i want to i want to i want to i want to i want to i want to i want to why why will you do that ah don't do that don't do that don't do that that sexual harassment people go to jail for that ya ma ya na need ya bini baite and uh crazy kena I have another another segment today in across songs of the week ya na is in the sports songs of the week songs of children kiyote is in the bill ya ni how are two the producer and the director wali wali understand then in the assignment they delivered successfully director will show you the videos they are very funny by the way they are very funny very funny very funny very funny as i want to finish wauwa my name is flosy trukil this is eskwem buzz this is a nice show till next time