 This guy thinks he's f***ing god f***ing Brady, huh? You just want to melt the clock out on me and go all the way down the field? God bless you if you do. You know who the hell I am? I don't need no god f***ing golden tickets. Team teams are f***ing bro. Team teams are fun like the first month when you try to find like the glitchy one, who's the best, you know, on a Switch every couple weeks. That's f***ing fun. But legend team team was the worst f***ing they ever put in a god f***ing game, dude. They just made this sh*** boring as f***ing. You gotta have a team team. Team teams are great. It's one of the best things I've met. Yeah, cheap abilities kill team teams too, man. Do you think the Bengals win that division? What about my brownies? How about my brownies getting DeAndre Hopkins? What do we think? If my brownies get DeAndre Hopkins, we're comp. What do you guys think? If you give DeAndre Hopkins back to the Sean Watts and with the Mari Cooper, are the brownies comp? What do we think, boys? I feel like we're comp. Dude, I kind of... I don't want to hate the ability system. Safety? You're worried about your safety today? I don't think safety matters though. I don't know. Oh, spinner? Oh, is this guy comp? Oh, he's got knockout. Oh, Goddard? All right, Goddard. Get up out of there, then, kid. Get up out of there, then, Goddard. Dude, do you guys have some good questions for Christian McCaffrey and Greg Olsen for me? Now, obviously, we're gonna... I told them in our meeting yesterday we need to involve the chat. I said the chat needs to be the boys. Like, I was like, yo, we need to turn this into my stream. But with y'all in it. And they were like, okay. Apparently, they've given me the keys to the car to this event. Max Crosby is not in the lineup anymore, apparently. I think that's what I heard today. Tough. I honestly don't think it's gonna be like the guys playing. I don't think they're gonna be like a big part of the show. Oh, I should put Runyon to detackle. Gunbunch offset? Is this what we're in now? Oh, my God, of course we just run the first place. Nice, dude. Get this guy around him, applause. Oh, yeah. See, you gotta snap that while he's still in motion here, kid. He might Max protect here. I'm not in if he doesn't. That's all well. No way. Thank you. Holy shit. Where are you throwing? Smoking. That's what you're throwing. Nolan Smith dropping into zone here? Hell no! Damn! What's this guy got? Picarta's Universal Coverage. Do you remember that era when you were good at... when Agon was it? That was a good era, wasn't it, boys? That was a good era. I'm right at him. Fuck him. I'm going right back at him. Oh, you really double teamed it? You're f***ing disgusting. Oh, what the f*** are you audible into? Do I not have... I don't think I have threat detector on his team. Is that a L or what, boys? Do I not have threat detector on anybody? Secure protector. Identifier on his ass, bro. I'm so handicapped right now. Good user catch Devontae. Let's go, man. Can you guys agree with this? It's so much more fun playing with your favorite players in Madden. Regardless, Riggs, Mutt, Franchise. It's so much more fun. And this has happened to me as you see my... behind me on my wall. Do you guys ever become a fan of your favorite Madden players in real life? Like, bro, I love that... I love that new... you know what I'm saying, a Saekwam Barclay card. Now you start becoming a Saekwam fan. Threat detector should never be in the game. I agree 1 million percent. He's going to run first player. Let's pinch our line. Nice passing, nice. Tight end is wide open. Nice thanks you, bro. I don't know what's going to happen here, boys, I honestly don't... I got this guy at all. This one throw it over my head. It's thick. This game is fucking embarrassing. Yo. Oh, my God. There's this pure execution right there, wasn't it, boys? Just pure execution right there. I can't even be mad at anything that happened. It's a good run. I don't think Sears is bad at starting to type it. You know? Running back is wide. Oh, my God. Make the hits thick great again. Okay, okay. Now, boys, this is bad. I got a PI. Thanks, Clint. This is just awesome. Oh, my God. That's so awesome. Just pick and choose when you give that to people, huh? God, it's such a... I shouldn't have went for a pick. Oh, I'm not on... God, I got to like... I don't know where Reddick was. I got him not on 30 yard zones. That's what sucks about this game. This game was so made to have abilities. Just so made for him. Like, you guys watch CFM, you watch... Like, you just catch everything if you don't have knockouts in the right spot. He should catch that a million times, boy. Boy, we went crazy with Ed last night, Ward. Come on, man, where we at right there? Where we at, game? Too far, maybe? Life? Whoa. See, this is why Dr. Detector should not be in the game because I don't know if he's like butting me or not here. I really don't know what he's doing. And it makes it tough if I know what he's doing before the play. It's kind of cheese, honestly. Dog, like, that disengage... Oh, he just shed the price down on him right there. People think zone takes so much thinking or it's like a smart man's game. I just don't think... I don't see that sh** at all. And I honestly feel like whatever it is, I'm going to be better at it than the next person. I don't really give a sh**. Man-covered zone covers and... Dog, stop shedding my f**king life here, dude. Come on, Vic, make a god... Dog, the center is just getting f**king railed right now. I feel like these dudes have every f**king AP still. I don't know what the f**k... I feel like these dudes got a lot of abilities, dude. I mean, the whole AP thing was just to like... make sure their cards were worth something. So you had to keep buying golden tickets because if you buy the golden tickets, your team is still f**king royed. Whoa. Of course, bro. Of course, you're just f**king amazing, dude. Good play. That's pissing me off. Now I gotta dial it in. Are we serious right now, kid? Come on, boys. We need a little pressure right there. We need a little pressure. We need a little pressure, dude. You got nothing, kid. You got nothing. You got nothing. Nine on speed, Nolan Smith. You got nothing, kid. This is where I gotta put running in the game, man. It's gonna be the same thing, man. It's gonna be the same exact play. It's f**king awesome, man. You're gonna kick a field goal like a little pansy because that's what you do. That's what people like you do. You're gonna kick a field goal right here because you're one of those guys. Yeah. Aw, that's so cute. Dude, your effort today is amazing. Oh, give them a round of applause for the field goal. What would I like to see in man in different... I am about to make a thread on Twitter and reply to it every single day with things I would like changed. Not major changes and maybe not drastic things, but a little bit every single day. Then every single day I can give it a 1-10 on how important I think it is. You know? I don't know how everybody has four inside shades with deep knockout in this game. Honestly, I don't know how that's a possibility, but apparently it is. Do I think I have a big influence? I don't know. What do you guys think? I should have looked right for the corner right there. I don't know why I looked anywhere else. Just so bagged, bro. What the f**king running dog? I'm gonna blow the s**t out. It's pissing me off now. Running with one minute left in the f**king game right there. We're on 30 yard zones right now. So this is bad. Cool that play right there, dude. Bro, I put you in a quarter zone and you don't... Oh my god, dude. This is why team teams are stupid. This dude has 6-1 step-aheads and I have got deep knockout. Pissed off now just from that one run to play 29 seconds. Your boy doesn't have threat detector on the shambles, right? Call timeout for me, please. I don't think zones are that bad. I don't know. People want zones to play for them. People like my flat zone doesn't guard a flat. Put the five or zero yards. It will guard a flat. Yeah, but I don't want to have to do that. So you want your zone to guard everything. This is not how it works, bro. Yeah, but I don't want them. I don't want to do that. Okay, then you don't want to stop a flat route that bad, kid. Man, like, dude, are we serious? Deep zones are the problem? What do you want them to do? I don't think deep zones are fine because you babies cry that you get bombed. Now all they do is run... Oh my god, what the f*** running? What do you want deep zones to do? All you had to do was put a streak and they're just cooked because everybody b**** so much about, you know, deep zones. But he shouldn't be able to run a corner route unless he motions out. See, there's a streak right there. Like, who do you want to guard that? Like, it's just if there's a streak of deep bones not going to guard anything. Come on, dude, tackle. You mean for corner route? Pat's with you have no idea what you're doing. You want to guard a corner route, get a 30-yard flat out there and back it up. And if you're short side, like a corner route might work here for him on my pick. Woo, that was clean. Let's go, man. Let's go, dawg? No ability? My point is like, listen, this is how it's not, it's not rocket science. He's just playing spinner every play. It's just spinner. But he's doing a good job of randomly putting zones out here. Right? He's randomly putting zones. He's back. He's honestly randomly putting zones in the right spot. I got to take my time a little bit more. He's playing good. This time he's usuring that side. So I don't think he's blitzing as much because who would guard the running back here? I mean, dude, we're just like, like, come on, boys. We got a block better. See, now that he's on that side, I'm assuming that he's blitzing out of me because he's going to put the linebacker on the running back here. That's what my assuming is. And then all everybody's blitzing. We'll have the corner out here. Good play. This is why threat detectors ask because, you know, I think he does. I think he puts his zone there this time, though. You got to go to Carmichael here. He's trying to put his linemen, which is smart. Wait, is that Ronnie Lotho's or Anthony Barr? His linemen. So if I had threat detector, I would think he's still blitzing. So same thing. If he's usuring that side, I don't think he blitzes. Let's see. I don't have that much time to keep going here. This is bad. Out of a bat. Yep. See, we had him. God, like, ah, but these are things as a man player that like you pick up on that threat detector doesn't make you have to do. You don't got to do them. See, now he's on that linebacker. So his other linebackers may end up on the running back, meaning he's probably blitzing the out of me. Nope. He switched back. So maybe he's not blitzing. Yeah, a million people over there. Just look at all these universal coverage. Does that mean he gets it or he has to be lit up to get this? Of course, he has a knockout on every player right now. So like he's just going to knock out everything that player. So he has ever, but is he lit up though? Like, I don't understand. I really don't think he blitzes, but I have to prepare for it here. He doesn't have medium knockout on this guy over here. So I should be able to catch once he got on this guy. Universal coverage. Nice catch. Dobby. Oh, 6-8-P. 6-8-P. 6-8-P. Just get every golden ticket. Johnny, I've never had a bad day in my life. He's blitzing now, everybody. I can't run those corner routes. I'm through. Close. You got to pick a slant in here. Let's go, Carmichael. Big body, big fella. This guy thinks he's fucking got down Brady, huh? He just want to melt the clock out on me and go all the way down the field. God bless you if you do. You know who the hell I am? I don't need no goddamn golden tickets. God damn it, man. I'm like just bumping into somebody. Man, look, good hit. Dobby, where to stay at it? Yah, yah, yah, yah. He's getting sweaty, huh, kid? Haunt time, Brady, huh? Yah, yah. Nolan Smith. 30 yard zones, boys. 30 yard zones. What do we do? I mean, we just got our guard corner out here. He's going to chuck at the Carmichael, maybe. He's got a max protect, huh? God, I want to hover so bad, but I want to just be back here. Oh, yeah, good play. You fucking moron. Yeah, get off my field, you stupid shit. Go quit and play something else. All these golden tickets for what? All these golden tickets for what? Let him think about it. Let him think about it, crowd. Calm down, crowd. Calm down. Everybody take a deep breath. Everybody calm down. You wanted to milk the clock? Weren't good enough to do it, buddy. To juice, to juice, to juice, to juice, to juice. To juice, dust to juice. God, I kind of like playing mud, boys.