 Fathers, any of y'all been quarantined with your boo? Tell the truth. The whole time, about a month, she done slipped up yet. Because you be around your woman real long, she'll slip up. And you'll find out she got some niggas on the side, too. Yep. Yep. Yeah. You ain't. Yep. Yeah, you be, that's too real. You ain't got to slip. The bitch just got them. She think she going to catch you. You ain't on that. One of her niggas done hit her. Oh! What is this? Bitch, I hit you on the side. Don't fuck it. Who in the body? Who in the body? Look, a bitch dead in her face black. Stop fucking playing with me, man. That's what a nigga needs. Fuck all that. No more domestic violence, man. Use umbrella. Just umbrella a little bit. They ain't going to believe that shit. He hit me with an umbrella black. Look, come on, I hit a bitch with this. Come on, man. How'd I broke it? Fuck. It ain't even about the pain. It's sometimes you just want to annoy her back. I just can't do shit. I had to break some shit, but. Did you break that? Yes. I knew it. Put that shit down. I only did. I only was using it how it was invented. Is it yours? No. Get the fuck to hook up. She sound like a goddamn. 14. 14? What's that? Need to turn inside to a gun. Shut up, shut up, shut up. It'd be a steal work, though, if you hold it by the tip. I'm always bracing shit. I got that old people shit out there. You done ran out of shit to do with the house yet. Hell nah, I'm still inventing and creating. Shit, I'm about to sell some shit over the net. Shit, shit. We ain't playing beating the guy. For real? They're going to make a phone call for that. So your phone game or something. Man, what? Using the resources. They ready? They going to be ready to work by the time they get out of quarantine. I got some more shit ready to give them. Oh, this is a good-ass question. I got a fucking NBC or something. You sure? No, you go. You go work for them. What's the strangest celebrity friend call you that got yet? Like, out of all your celebrity friends, what's been the most? Damn, man. I've heard of this name a long time. Man. He ain't nobody. I don't think they calling me. For real? Hell nah. Who called you? It's just you, my friend. For real? Oh, yeah. Who? I don't understand. Is he hitting me or something? For real? He be hitting you? We be talking good shit, though. Oh, now that's- Why? But the nigga hit me and we'll end up talking about the playoff game from 97 or something. It be- So crazy. Man, we be talking about some shit that happened 20 years ago. Yo, bye. Right. No. A few of my partners from the NFL, they just be hitting me randomly. For real? What the fuck you up to? Nah, I be talking to them sometimes and I ain't gonna lie, man. I don't even know what the fuck that nigga be saying. For real? Yeah, nah, bro. What the fuck is this shit up, bro? Like, when he- Like, it crazy. It crazy. Okay, he make me go read, bro. Like, when we talk that Atlanta talk, when we start talking in cold shit, I know everything. He say, like, yo, little bro, I'm finna go bus cop, Coney, I ain't meet. I'm finna go, you know what I'm talking about? I'm like, you're dead. I don't know what's happening. Then he might be saying, yeah, then there's some old bitch here, perpendicular up and down. I be like, okay, perpendicular up and down. Yo, bro. Okay, sensitivity of obelisk. I'm like, bro, these words be at least 12 letters. The crazy shit is tipper use a word that you know. And he'll still make you have to question what the fuck you got going on. I didn't have any new questions. That nigga hit you like, where you at? Shit, I'm on the west side. Like, I'm parallel to you. But where you at, though? Nigga, I'm objection to your current position. Nigga, can you see me? Nah, for real. But I ended up knowing what the hell he said. Oh, yeah. We ended up getting on the right page about the end of the conversation. When we say bye, we both say bye. So we know exactly that was the end of the conversation. Yeah, yeah. Hey, man, folks, for real, people been posting this shit all day and I feel it. They said the quarantine been a blessing in this guy. For real. You feel like that? A little bit. You know what I'm saying? Because now I done tapped into a lot of shit. Like, you know what I'm saying? More family time and engineering. You dig what I'm saying? So it's like. You've been producing too long. You making your whole music from scratch. Buy yourself. Gotta have an EP call. I recorded myself. You lying. Shit. It's gonna be called. I recorded myself. All the songs I record. I'm gonna get a mixing mouth. I'm gonna put that shit out. My boy J-O-N got some beats on that beat. Talk your shit, J-O-N. We need nine to eight window speakers. How you sense you're some music? Y'all been working on some shit? Man, what? But J-O-N, what he be doing at the house with that motherfucking guitar? Oh, no. He be kicking everybody out of the house. Like, I'm about to play my guitar. Y'all get out. Nigga kick his own brother out. He be like, but it's me. I don't give a damn. Get out. Nah, nigga. You ever been over Craig in your mouth? Well, if he isn't. Them niggas be over there, right? It's two people with one bedroom. I'm like, somebody, what the fuck? Don't do them like that. Don't do them like that. I was not talking. Everybody thinking I'm nigga sleeping. Put the head. Nigga, don't do them like that, bro. I'm talking. But all Craig clothes in there. Yeah. You gotta knock on the door. What? Didn't I tell you to get out? They don't do them like that. Man, you gonna make everybody take that nigga out of life. Nah, but I got a two-bed room, two-bed room, two-bed room. Two-bed room, nigga. Four-bed room, two-bed room. They don't have the world thinking he a life-skinned nigga who don't say that with a soft voice. No, man. Throw that nigga out there. He only changed when he put his glasses on. When he take them off, his voice changed. He be like, hey, what going on? Put the glasses on, this shit get stoned. I can't talk. Hey, man, my phone over there. Hey, man, y'all know what time it is. Before we even get into this shit, man, I missed the road so much. Tell me some of the 85 self-show moments that you missed, man. Bro, I just missed... I'm gonna tell you the most exciting part about the 85 show. This is my most exciting part of the show because I know for a fact it's about to go down. This is the most exciting part. Even when Cap be up there and dealing with Cap, when Cap be up there and he, you know what I'm saying? He calling out to everybody, he explaining it all out. You know what I'm saying? I accolade. And when he get to that, he be like, we got you going to be there by the... I'm like, oh, shit. Here you go. We got DC up like, and then we got the ladies, man. Call those people. I'm like, oh, shit, y'all. Here we go. It's like in no turning back. We about to go out there and fight. You feel what I'm saying? And when he say... That's the moment that you get in the cannon and they about to shoot you up. Yeah. Boom. That's my favorite part, bro. Because once we on stage, it's like, nigga, we finna go rock. It's just like, damn. I be wanting to know how excited they is to see him on fucking 50. Man, I got so many favorite moments. But it's like, if I start going down, I'm just going to go for like the last few shows we did. The ladies smoking the blood. Oh, the oxygen. Oxygen type will probably do it. I want to say that was the most like... Hell, yeah. We got Auntie in here on the oxygen. What's up, baby? See you on the goddamn oxygen. Get some shit, girl. What's up, girl? No, you, baby. That's your moment. Hell, yeah. You know your mama still be fucking with the oxygen on. Herman, turn that tank up. This for Auntie on the oxygen. Everybody put your lighters up. This for Auntie on the oxygen. Do she be smoking for real? You pass it to her, nigga. You pass it to her. Auntie about to hit that block for real. You want me to get me? Auntie about to hit that block for real. Talk yo shit, Auntie. Auntie about to hit that block for real. Talk yo shit, Auntie. At the same show, I want to say when we rolled around that lady on wheelchair. That wasn't it, Philly. First of all, that motor was wrong. Nigga, this nigga here. That right. Boy, if you don't look like... Laugh, my queen. DC, DC. Get off the back of that lady's chair because if she come out that chair. Left. Oh, my shit come with a goddamn... She can go fishing on him, uh... Hey, man, get your ass off that lady's shit. Damn. Why you going down? Don't crush my feet. Don't crush my feet. She got an Android screen on her real chair. That shit. Why is it? You going down? All right, why you going down? Okay, come on. We can go back. I love you. Oh, that shit pick up speed. Let go, baby. Let go. Who the fuck hit me on my ass? I can't see. I'm with my baby. Let's ride, dude. Need for speed. All right, you're going to bust it left. I'm going to do the noise. I'm going to act like we drunk. Turn this motherfucker like it's 18 willow. Let's ride, baby. Feel like I'm in a parade. This nigga getting rolled around and venue like Beyonce. Niggas, what the fuck? She goes. I'm in a parade. Go, baby. What are you, nigga, baby? Hit the left. I said, I'm right. I'm with baby. You're not going to be going to the finish line. I'm riding with my baby. Well, he had an LT 2 moga. For real. Hit me. I been wondering how she's doing through all this. Guess who hit me today, ironically? Niggas, wheelchair man. Outta Jet Man. He hit me too. He sent me a video. That nigga said he just got some new rims on that chair. He texted to you? He said on Twitter. Oh, he sent me a video. I didn't know what he was saying. What else? The lady with the little ass jacket on and Jacksonville. Remember, she had the little coat. The little red coat. You had that little coat. I'm not going to lie. The best moment was when we were taking pictures. Soon as he was like, got sold and sold. It was like, snap. And they were like, next. And she was like, it's done? Damn. That's still your favorite moment. Another one of my favorite moments. I was like, crap. I was like, damn. I was like, damn. I was like, damn. I didn't know why it was so funny. She was so funny. Why? Because the whole time, like during the show, we making a joke about it. Somehow we ended up making a joke about it. Somehow if your girl had a little arm or something. Mm-hmm. And then it's like. She was right there. As we taking the picture with the lady before her, I see her. And she ain't even. She like, yo, this is what it is. So we're not even knowing that this is the real lady in the crowd with the disability. Did not know. And then when she popped up and she was like, I heard y'all talking, y'all shit. I lost. Niggas. I lost. I want to say I lost. And I'm going to say another moment. It wasn't even during the show, y'all. Like, can I be trying to tell y'all? The after effect. The pictures, when we taking pictures, that's real life. Bruh. When you told Ed White, yeah. She said, she looked like she wanted a girl off Mars. I have sex with her. She don't listen to shit her parents say. Fuck you, those are my cigarettes. Fuck you. Fuck you. These are my cigarettes. It's about to go down. So she leaves it. Who the fuck ate my tater tots? Fuckin hate this place. It's a little sister-she even works. You know what, I have sex for ice cream. What? Ice cream. I lost me. I don't listen to shit anyone says. I'll push that bitch in the face. I've been twice touching cats for the most funny shit I ever heard, right? He's telling himself, fuck you. I like to have sex. No, no, what he's saying? Say, so what, Mom? I like to have sex for ice cream. My mom makes me mad. I'll push that bitch in the throat. So what? I like to have sex for ice cream. She look like that with that dude. We have some fucking epic moments. I don't understand she won't sprinkle. Are the people who used to make their own 85 South Show merch? I don't. I don't. I don't because, boy, they be at my face droopy. And I listen to you. I'm like, bitch, that is not me. I'm like, uh-uh, hell no. Please save your money for better seats. You're an asshole. You're not a people person. I am a people. Oh, not all people. You're telling a bitch to get out your face. People are like, hey, collars, I love you. Your breath stink. I'm like, dad. Hey, man, you fucked me with a bunch of individuals. Dad. Hey, you remember when the bitch sprayed that perfume on me? Oh, when she sprayed that perfume. You were like, oh, bitch, that shit stinks. I said, that nigga crazy. I walked right into it. I'm like, it's OK, man. Damn, that shit's growing, fuck. That's right, perfect. That bitch sprayed some Fabuloso on her nigga. I didn't call you all you here. This bitch tried to spray some old nasty ass cologne on me. I got to go on stage. I got to feel comfortable, bitch. I was mad as fuck. You got the clip of that. Oh, shit. Oh, play that shit, dude. Drop that bitch, isn't it? Girl. All right. All right, thank you, all of you. Thank you. I'm just, uh, praying that there's a battle soon. Oh, you like that shit? Do you remember? She prayed. Drop that shit. Now look, I do need to apologize, because it's very harsh. I don't think I should have went there. I was upset, though. I turned around, and the lady sprayed perfume, like, right in my mouth. She did ask my guy. He just turned around and got caught with Fabuloso. And then there was literally a salt that she assaulted me. That lady caught, and I didn't know the lady. And she just took it upon herself to spray perfume on me. So I just had to give that disclaimer. Shout out to my nigga, Will Chet Man, man. He probably one of the coolest niggas I know, man. I was going to say that about all the people that come to our shows with disability, because I got this joke about whatever wrong with you. Somebody liked that shit, and I did the joke about the nigga falling in love with a lady with only half her leg. I ain't going to do the joke, because I ain't going to fuck the joke up with the nigga. Right. You ain't going to do the joke with the nigga be stealing. The joke hits so hard. So they're going to hit it, too. In my show in Detroit, this lady came up to me, and she fit the exact shit that I was talking about in the joke. She said she had a car accident, and she had to get her shit amputated from the knee down, and then she walked away normalism up. You know, normalism up hooker. And I was like, how the fuck? It just didn't look like she would have a prosthetic leg. Oh, she had a prosthetic leg. Yeah, she showed it to me, but it didn't. She didn't have no look. But it don't come in your mind when you see people with pants on, you be like, bro, is that that bitch legs, bro? But I'm the type of motherfucker where it's like, nigga, I have my own personal line. Certain shit that I'm just never going to make fun of. I make fun of some shit, but I never try to make a motherfucker feel bad. Right, right, see, that ain't comedy to me. Nigga don't understand. I have a sense of humor. I just find everything funny. That don't mean that I am making fun of it. That's the one thing I love about you as a performer. Because you'll never try to make a motherfucker feel bad. I don't want you to feel bad. I want you to laugh at your shit. I want you to laugh at what you think is wrong with you so you can feel better about yourself. I'm not that nigga that's going to sit. First of all, I'm going to be your friend. That's how I was in school, nigga. I'm not going to be going up at nobody, just roast you. I think I'm always on defense, nigga. I'd rather go to school and don't say nothing. Don't roast, please don't roast me, please. But I think that's one of the biggest responsibilities we have with the gift that we have is like, we gift it with saying shit. But we know how to provoke emotion. Right, right, right, right, right. You know what I'm saying? It's like, you do a joke. Everything is not just laugh. You have to set some shit up to get people emotionally involved so it can still be funny and keep the shit going. So it's just like, I feel like if you use that shit to try to be little people and make motherfuckers feel. That shit lame as fuck. You know what I'm saying? I think that's lame as fuck too. That shit lame as fuck and it feel like you can't come up with no creative content. Right. You know what I'm saying? I remember one time I had a, like I got a cripple joke. Shit, I got about three, four of the motherfuckers that could scratch for like nine minutes that a motherfucker would feel like damn, but like no, it's funny because I'm not picking on somebody. This is, this is a personal relationship that I have. That's what I'm saying. Where the shit come from. They don't know who you've been around. That might be your cousin in the wheelchair favorite joke. Hey, cuz, do the joke you do got me, my aunt. You know what I'm saying? It's like people have certain attachments to certain shit. They need to understand that a lot of comedians don't just get on stage and make up shit. They come from a real place. People have family members. That shit be come from pain, bro. We be letting that pain. Like I got a cripple joke and then you know somebody said somebody cripple joke and I was like, okay, well let me step in since you think I'm unaware or I have, I'm unknowledgeable about the fact or what I was talking about. Okay, first off, my uncle was had a, what you call it, the mental illness. He had a mental illness, what you call it? Like schizophrenia. Not schizophrenia, the other word, huh? He had a learning disability, but what's the word for when they are actually slow? Mentally retarded. Nah, don't say that. Them, them, them, them, no. Out of all words, that ain't the word. Them niggas would flip up out your ass a lot. He just mentally challenged. Mentally challenged. That's what it is. It mentally challenged, but he was born like that and shot a live for like 64 years. So I'd seen my uncle literally can't talk. Literally like, hmm, my grandma fed him in. She told him when he was longer. Told him when he had the baby. Ground that man. Okay, my uncle, paralyzed from the neck down. Can't move. But he'll sit there, kick your ass on matter. He'll whoop your ass. He will whoop your ass, my nigga. Straight up, real gangster. Still to this day, don't matter what I know. I still got the respect as if he was walking. It's just the fact that he make niggas appreciate life. And you see that, you be like, damn, brother, motherfucker, we pray life on the neck down stick and wake up and be thankful for life. And I'm walking, I could definitely be thankful for life. You dig what I'm saying? So it did not gotta be a little cousin who's like 22. Same thing, born mentally challenged. Who I got the joke when I was like, he was talking to my auntie uncle because he a fuck nigga like here. What a crazy hell, bro. So I grew up with that shit, beautiful. So I had to tell her like, listen, you talking, you just preaching to the choir, baby. You remember the joke I did on one of the shows? I got a little cousin who got slept. And my auntie was playing with him. And you know how people be playing like, he was gonna sit you little ugly self-daction when she was sitting there, right? But she heard the feeling. She didn't know, he just sitting on the couch, he was mad. So we sitting around, he wasn't saying nothing. So my auntie had a little program she was going to at the church. So she come to the house and go back and get ready. And she put her church wig on, like my older auntie. So she come out, he just started laughing. Ah, what you laughing at? He said, cause now you ugly like me, bro. That was some of the funny shit. Went crazy on that. Yeah, that's one of the, like that's one of the type of comedy and shit there. I get comfortable. Hey, but I ain't gonna lie, one time on stage, she had to be one time, bro. He got his little racket chair, right? So he sitting in his little racket chair, bro. So I'm coming in and you know how, when you young, you observe it, okay? I'm like six. So at this time, they not gonna tell you about what's going on in the family. You just have to, you a child. You just have to figure it out. You feel me? So I'm like, I come every time I ask uncle, he don't say nothing. You feel me? So he just so having to hit a racket chair and I was just walking in the living room and I was just licking it. You feel me? I was just like, trying to figure out but that nigga got up and he said get the fuck out of my face. But he didn't say it like that. He was like, I was like, you want me to get the fuck out of your face? But all that work, you want me to get the fuck? This shit's so crazy. You bring enough family. I just feel like this is the perfect time to say this because I be telling people about Uncle Punk, my gay uncle right now. Oh, shit. So look, the nigga had this nigga that sent me a Facebook message. I just figured out not too long ago how you get your Facebook messages, right? This nigga is so gay to me. Because even when I read his message, I just read that the message was gay. The message said, you need to call me when you get a chance, please. And that's exactly how he read. Like I don't know what he did but when I read the message, I couldn't even read it as myself. The message said, you need to call me when you get a chance, please. Did you call him? No, I ain't calling that nigga. You got to call him, right? You got to call him when you get a chance, please. You got to call him, man. I'm not calling that nigga. He's gonna send you another message like, did you get my message? No. All right, now, you're gonna be like nephew. Nephew. You're gonna be like 3W, nephew. After two nephews is gonna turn back into him. Bitch, like the fuck? That is hilarious, bruh. You do not want that nigga angry with you. Hey, man, welcome back to the 85, South Shore. That's your man, watch your hand. Whose side is on? My daddy's on. That's hilarious. Hold up, that's your daddy, brother. Yo. That a cool ass nigga, bruh. Hey, man. How he feel about it? He just, he don't care. Man, my dad is the funniest nigga I don't actually think, bruh. My dad is the oldest nigga. He a older you, bruh. I don't even know if this shit is appropriate to say, My daddy get on that liquor, man. Hey, my daddy said, Hey, you stole my lighter. I did. Oh, that big cup. That big. Hey, hey, this half funny, my daddy is, though, bruh. My daddy get on the liquor at the time, you see. My daddy say, Man, I don't know what the fuck wrong with my brother, man. That nigga be up there, man, with all them punks, man. They just be playing cars and shit, man. What type of man wanna hang around a bunch of men, man? Yeah. Now you in denial, my nigga. That nigga got a husband somewhere. I don't lie, bruh. You stupid, bruh. Bruh, my daddy be having me crying, man. He talk about calling me, too. Look, you need to call me to go to the cell. Let you call them, though, bruh. Oh, my nigga. You need to go ahead and get that over with, bruh. You don't wanna keep hearing, nephew. That three dubbys, bruh, this. You could use one. Three dubbys. Nephew. I seen the 85 South Show, y'all told crazy. You know what, I'm gonna hit them back and say. Nigga, wee! What is three dubbys? I like when the crowd allowed us to draw that creativity. I think that's some of the best shit, cause we be having some of the, first of all, I always got to say our fans got to be some of the realest niggas. First of all, I don't give a, I ain't know about a fan base better than the 85 South Show fans. You know what I think it is, it's my favorite. These niggas really love us. These are not people who like us. These are the niggas who love us. They really think we some, they can, bruh. Like, hey, who they deal? It's a train outside. They ain't nobody. Ain't nobody. You trippin' old school, put that thing up. Old school, you trippin'! Well, that bitch got to be open, you know what I'm sayin'? It got to be a quick, quick reach. What's that? Quick reach, quick reach. What you, get right. Yeah. I'm about to get me a new handgun. My handgun, just like my dick. It's too goddamn big. Oh! My name is Carlos Mudd. I'm a comedian, bitch. Don't ever forget that I'm still a comedian. Now, speaking of which, let me look at some of the shit that's been going on in the world. I just bought five of them. Much love to the 85 South Show Research Department. Yeah. We got a research department. I think we got a research department. They done broke this shit up in segments. What'd they got? Sports. See what's goin' on. They ain't got shit. They ain't got nothing goin' on. Corona virus update. Big as their whole typhons. Making power points. One, enter. Get your stupid ass off. All right, first of all, before we get into all of this, we got to say this during this episode. We would like to give a special dedication to our friend Miss Minnie. Both of them. That we lost in the tragic accident. We'd like to send some love and condolences to the family. She was part of the 85 South Show family. She was a big fan. And she showed us much love. Even invited us to be on her show, Lil' Women of Atlanta. Man, let's just have a moment, just silent. Rest in peace, Miss Minnie. Most definitely. Most definitely. Okay. This is, I'ma skip that one cause that'll just be the craziest transition to say right after that. Right, right, right. The president did tell everybody to drink bleach and inject themselves. Shout out to me to be saying shit to see if nigga's gonna do it, bro. You know what I thought about? I didn't think we could clean off. It was just drink a little bleach, right? Drink a little bleach, right? And you know what I think is fucked up? There's people who actually need to be told not to do that. I feel like- Nigga looked at the bleach can like. Not a nigga. White people did. White people. Don't never say nigga, see if you- I mean, I said the white niggas. No, you'd say that. The trailer parks. White niggas. They looked at the clover out like, Well, that's a goddamn good idea. You three really think it's gonna clean that corona? I really think it's gonna get it up out of there. That right. Hey, Memo. Hell, it couldn't hurt. They said a lot of salt kills 99.9% of corona virus. I can huff a little bit of that and I'll be ready to go back tomorrow. So they been at the cured age then? Well, you know, if people start digesting all these products- No, let's not even open up our audience today because somebody gonna hear that and it's gonna be like, you know what? I was gonna drink that bleach. No, you shouldn't have- Oh boy, I forget what though. Them white folk be doing in hell as a shit, bro. But this is what I got to say. They be like, add cartridge to the paintball gun. They popping them business in. I'm like, bruh. See, this is one thing that the corona virus quarantine has taught me though. What? Is to never overestimate the intelligence of another person. You could not do that. Somebody out there is dumber than you think they are and they have to be told. Do not put harmful chemicals into your body. The motherfucker ain't to be told don't drink no bleach. I was fucking drinking. No, cause it's a motherfucker- Drink the goddamn- Nah, we finna wash this stupid motherfucker. Drink it then. Am I mad? Drink the bleach, bruh. The views and opinions reflected by DC Young Fly are the views- Am I got no time for that stupid ass shit? Man, anybody- Let me tell you something. Anybody got time. So you're getting worked up and I know for a fact it's a motherfucker who get up every day as well as some toothpaste and not even knowing that it's poison. They stupid. Oh, speaking of dumbass- What happened? What happened now? Shit. What? Speaking of stupid ass dumbass- Yeah, you don't swallow that shit. Now you gon' be in the motherfucking eat y'all food. Why the fuck are we brushing our teeth with it if it poison? If you look at the motherfucking toothpaste, that shit say doesn't. Do not swallow. I know cause it- If swallow, contact your local poison control center with the goddamn skull and bone bone. You is dead, man. For real? Yeah. That's why it's like that like in the ball and you be brushing your tongue and like that shit go down your throat and you be like. Right. Damn, what that is? Speaking of crazy shit, Atlanta reopens some non-essential businesses and- Bruh, I don't even know what the fuck essential is. Bigger. I don't know. That means shit that you need. That's everything. You need it. Everybody will open. You need everything you want. Everything will open. Cribber cream, a bird cane, everybody will open since the coronavirus. Nigga. Everybody is open the whole time. Whole time. But it's niggas- You know, it's niggas work at Papaya. So they really just standing outside hollering at people. Hey, bro, we open fuck with them. Hey, they flagging people in, bro. I'm gonna tell you, the business thought they were closed but they were still open. They pocketed their money. Oh, fuck that. I just said, pop eyes. Don't pocket all that bread. But we open it up tomorrow. Selling all that chicken. Bro, you know churches fuck with us. They watched the whole last episode was on Twitter talking shit. What they saying? They ain't tweeting it. They did. You gonna be replying? They ain't say- churches ain't say DC don't fly back no chicken. What they say? Let me see. Let me see. That church has said, okay DC, we see you with the two pieces. Man, let me see. Go on now. I'ma send it to you. You seen him? This ain't my verifying shit. You see, bro. I have churches, bro. I have church chicken. Twitter ain't me. Boy, that was like a hood Oscar. They did. I'm like, nigga. Huh? They made a meme. They made a meme. Let me see my little- Oh, Joe got it on dick. They say, oh, they did. Hold up. Nah, but what they say though? Hold up, they say, I push it for all the looms on them. Let it go to you. Oh, yo, let it go. Oh, baby, let it go. You really gotta go to give it up. Ah! Yeah, church, bro. Ah! Okay, what do we see? I went to they paid. They posted a white boy. White people don't eat church chicken. What me? They lied to the church. No, they gon' do it. Oh, they gon' do it. Oh, oh, oh, okay. They didn't show that to you to confirm. Okay, my boy. Okay, say no more. Oh, they, ooh, the girl. Eh, eh, yo, tell them I need 100,000. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Feed the nigga church. I put some money out of pocket. Put some money in my pocket, you know what I'm saying? I do another. Eh, eh, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Shout out to church chicken. That's all I was getting at. They gon' swear nigga, so, they sold. They gon' lie, they niggas out there, the church is a commercial, you know what I'm saying? I'm like, ah, damn, my, they can't do those. No more fun commercial for church chicken. Come on, man. Two chains opens up Escobar and Tapas Lounge in Cassaberry Hill to feed the homeless. Right. Shout out to Titty. Huh? Shout out to Titty. Hey, you people always call them two chains, but he said this in one of his songs, and I really think this is what he should've changed his name to. When that nigga said his name was Titty Two Necklace. I feel like that could be the coldest moniker in history. Titty Two Necklace? Titty Two Necklace. I hate that I ain't thinkin' that shit first. That's crazy. They call me Titty Two Necklace, then every time I see him, I call that nigga Titty Two Necklace. Shout out to that nigga, album cover was him peeing in the stall and it was True University. Right. One of the coldest albums ever. I got locked up this to that city. Hey man, that nigga, he used to always say some shit that'll just lead you in suspense but you don't know shit all the time. Yikes. That nigga said she dog skinned her friend light skinned. You put us together, David. Ice cream sandwiches. He said ice cream sandwiches. Didn't he say that? Welcome Titty Two Necklace. All I want for my birthday is a big booty ho. Yikes. That was that nigga, add a little. Yikes. All I want for my birthday is a big nigga had to, he had the bird in the back. Yikes. Man, where I roll past 12, listen to that shit like this. You everywhere I do it, who I do it for. What? Me, I'm not on my song, man. All I have is whoop whoop. You stupid as hell. Yikes. That nigga, yikes. I'm like cut this shit down, man. You tripping. Hey man, we lost our first hip hop, hip hop community took its first loss during the Corona virus epidemic. We lost Fred, the guy. Oh yeah, man. All right, P man. Corona virus. All right, P man. People don't understand how serious the Corona shit is. It ain't coming around and it'll affect somebody you know, man. Speaking of which, hip hop legend Scarface. Right. He's extremely sick right now. Is he, oh look, he's extremely sick off of stills? Yeah, he's dead. Damn, he been finnishing for a minute. Slim Thug beat that shit. He beat it, man. I know it, man. He said my prayers for my O.G. There's so much bad news, man. Let's report on some good shit. Cotton Hill West is officially. This, I'm gonna tell you, I'm gonna tell you, I talk shit, but I give credit when he do. That one thing about me, I don't like when they talk shit. You ain't gonna be able to nigga do some shit. Good. Damn, they'll never see that shit. You feel me? No, man, you got to let, hey, boy. Let me tell you something. I might talk shit about your clothes, about how homeless, it look homeless like a motherfucker. But nigga, you made stupid cash. So fuck what I'm talking about. JZ said it best. And second of all, what he said, no, you can't nothing else. And nigga, you a billion out. A whole billion. Especially fuck what I'm talking about. Salute. And the old Kanye creep out something. You see the old Kanye creep out something. That nigga came out and said, I don't have no one billion, bitch. I got three. That was a black history moment. And I hope somebody documented the date and time so we could put that officially. Well, you know how much money that is, but. On the books. I'm gonna buy a world with three billion. We better keep doing that shit. And now you gotta start all over. You remember when the nigga had the concerts and he used to just go out and just talk for 30 minutes. Go 30 minutes a hour. He be tripping. But then nobody even know what the fuck he was mad about. Then nobody give a fuck. But that shit made nigga's life better. And nigga appreciate the nigga's life, bro. He gonna do it like a spoken word. And then he gonna perform. Right. I used to love when the nigga used to get mad. And then just in the middle, he'll just stop the song and be like, somebody tell JZ to call me. Hey, bro. I need to talk to your brother, man. Somebody tell JZ to call me, man. But do you know how Benji- I got this music, man. Do you know how Benji you got to be for you to, that's the only way you got to get in touch with a nigga? Like, bro, I gotta do this just to get in contact with this nigga. But you know the crazy part is- He's so Benji. Somebody at the venue could have got in touch with that nigga tonight. He probably was, now that I know what I know and I think that I know some shit, this probably was a rock-nation tour. Come on, man. At least- He said it up. He said it up. The niggas that he know is- The crazy part about him- Somebody had talked to JZ that day. The crazy part about him, he was telling somebody in the back, in the town, in the call, he was like- Wait, it wasn't- It had nothing to do with us. It had nothing to do with us. He was talking to- He knew, he knew exactly who he was talking to. Like, he's talking to me. What's going on? Can I get lost in the mic? No, he's not. He's talking to me. He's talking to me. Me and Constance. I got all this music for this new album. Alicia! Oh, did he made the headlines? What'd he say? Told everybody don't vote Democrat no more. He tired of this shit. Black voting's not gonna be for free. We're gonna have to see some promises. You know, what are we getting in return for our vote? Nothing has changed for Black America. And in order for us to vote for Biden, we can't be taken for granted like we always are because we're supposed to be Democrats. Or because people are afraid of Trump. It's whoever's gonna take care of our community. Whoever wants to make a deal, it's business at this point. You know, we can't trust politicians. You know, so we wanna know very clearly, just like Trump made it clear that he wanted to build a wall. Biden needs to make it clear that he's gonna change the lives and quality of life of Black and Brown people else he can't get the vote. I will hold the vote hostage if I have to. You said it here, said it first. Breaking news! Breaking news! Who the fuck we going, what we going, what we going? That's what niggas, that's what niggas was all arguing it was. What we gonna do? We damn sure can't put no libertarian in that motherfucker. Who we gonna vote for? Hey, have you ever looked at the libertarian? They just be over there like, please look at me. I've been running for president. They be like, man, shut the fuck up man. It's always the people who don't have no chance at winning who be trying to offer the best shit. What's your plan for? Man, I'm trying to get recycling back, but I'm gonna get everybody dick sucked twice a week. Hey man, what did I say enough? You got my vote. This dude trying to get everybody dick sucked. You ain't heard of him. He's from Iowa. Hey bro. His name Jim Rose, vote for Jim. Hey bro, I'm not gonna say it ain't gonna ever happen. One day, a libertarian gonna win. He gonna be like, I'm just gonna play it. What the fuck? Y'all know y'all won't beat me, man. What the fuck wrong with y'all? I'm a libertarian, man. What the fuck are they? They don't really, they like in the middle. They like, we not going for Democrat or we not going for Republican. What is a libertarian? Who would you think, like if you had- No, nobody had no libertarian. Like if you had to pick the next white president. I'm a Googler. Who would you pick? The next white president. Fuck that, I wanna be black. Come on, man. If you gonna be white, if you gonna be white, hear it. No, nobody like hear it. I fuck with hear it. I like a boss bitch that talks shit. They like to hide shit, send her dick pics. She a lie about it. He ain't shit me no dick pics. She'll break the whole computer. Tell us what we, ain't no dick pics on there. You be like, I'm got to vote for this bitch. She gotta get another four years. That bitch is going, she is a writer, she fuck. Bruh, Bill Clinton got his dick sucked and she still was there. Say you apologize. I would like to apologize about some things I do. What the fuck, the president got caught getting his dick sucked, bruh. All right, first of all, we got to say this, because it's like, I'm going with hear it, bruh. Bill Clinton did what the fuck he did. He been no damn dick pics. But he, it's certain shit that he didn't do. He did get some head. Let me tell you something. He got some head, he admitted it. After a while, he wasn't supposed to admit it, that shit right then. He a nigger to certain aspects, not saying. Fuck that, keep lying until he catch you, bitch. Exactly, I'm saying they ain't had no evidence yet. No, ain't fucked that bitch, get in my face. He did what he was supposed to do. Then when he had to tell the truth, he told the truth. But even after all of that, he still didn't fuck. Got to keep lying. I'm going to tell you something. You got to lie so bad, even when they got proof of evidence. You got to still lie. Nigga, it's a videotape with you on it. Don't tell me you done lied all the way up till you seen the videotape. They like, well, who is this? Well, look, look, look, look, look, look, look. Let me tell you, that ain't me. Look, look, look, look. Where have I ever wore a gray sweater? Come on, get the shit out of my goddamn face. I ain't never wore no damn gray sweater. Nigga's still going to deny this shit. Nigga, go look right at the video. Man, here you go. What the fuck make you think that's me? What make you think that's me? Just cause the nigga got a hat on. And, you know what I mean? Nigga's wear hats. But he was right at the gym. Man, I knew it wasn't set up. I'm just doing this shit. Let me tell you what I mean. How did he get caught? How did he get caught? Man, the bitch kept the dress with the nut on it. It's hard to deny your own nut. Hold on, wait a minute, wait a minute. They got the dress on. Flag on the plate. Brother, you didn't notice? You were noting up to notice. Flag on the plate, man. Man, she kept the dress with the nut on it. She had the dress at the house. That's the, you know what? That was the problem. No, no, no, no. Go when he bust the nut, she tried to pull out. No, she was giving head, head. It was a whole bunch of spitting it. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. She was really giving head. She went crazy. Even the ather fit were crazy. You like that. Yeah. He done bust all over the place. That bitch keep going, that. He done bust all over the place. But she didn't even wipe the dress off. So the bitch took the dress and went to it dry. Yeah. It was like, I got it. They got the dress at the lab. They scraping, they scraping nut flakes off. They know exactly who nut this is. Shit, look, just like Frosted Flakes. Damn. Hold up. She look like Dandruff on it. Dry, dry, dry. Let's hold on, wait a minute, wait a minute. So when the shit hit the fan, they was like, we need evidence. And she was like, well, I got a dress. Nah, she told somebody who told. She was telling another motherfucker who told. She was telling another motherfucker who snitched on. So she was like, girl, guess who I, what happened? She told. She thought she had a work friend. Oh, she tried to get it. She got the vet and the friend went in. The bitch recorded the shit. Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute. But how you get recorded over conversation? Dude, this is easy. These are the people who hit a button on the phone and record. This is, you know, that's what I'm saying. It's not secure. But that's why you can't trust a motherfucker. That's why you can't even say, girl, I got something to tell you. I'm gonna fucking record. All the girl I got something to tell you got 30 clips of girl I got something to tell you. Can't wait for you to go crazy. Oh, remember what you said on August 30th? Girl, I got something to tell you. Oh, bitch, I got tapes. What? That's why I don't say shit. That's why I don't talk on the phone. I got to see you in person. I don't need to talk to you in person. If you call me, my cover says to be so quick. They be like, A-fly, y'all. Yeah, see, we didn't talk the best of shit, ain't it? This all started out talking about ditty. You see how ditty bring up all the other shit? They got to answer my phone all the way, hello? Who you looking for? Are you looking for me? You're a CBN person. You just got to be careful. People be tripping, bro. That's why I be telling niggas all the time. Every piece of pussy you get might be a trap. Right, watch them. You got to watch that. We don't know who she was working for. Watch them. Or what? Got to watch them. You don't know what's going on. I think that really Monica Lewinsky don't get the credit that she deserves. Because if you think about it, she really was doing a service for her country. That'd be too tough. Bruh, she sucked the president did. Oh. Do you know what that meant? But still, you lied, but you said it too, cause you agreed that that's what you said. The economy was doing well. Like everything was going great. That was Corona's fault. That nigga was making changes and everything cause he was getting his dick sucked at work. You know how you can come to work mad and then get your dick sucked and be like, you know what, I was going to push the button on them fuck niggas, I'm going to let them keep they little dust ass country. What nigga passing all the bills? What? The niggas want this, let them have it. Give it to them. Whew. Give it, let them out. Freedom gas. Shit. Clements it for all my niggas. I think it was always in the office sitting back like this. Shit. You okay, Bill? I'm all right, I'm good. I don't give a fuck with nobody to say, Bill, Clint got his dick sucked at the White House. I know for a fact that nigga was sitting in the office with his feet crossed under their desks with his shoes off. Shit, what time is it, man? I'm going to go and clock out early, man. Ain't doing shit, America ain't got shit today. We can go and shut it down into a clock, man. White House stink, White House stink. It look like it stink, bro. Oh, but this the other shit, didn't say it. Didn't say he going to hold a black boat hostage. You know how a nigga be so rich? They did be saying like crazy, that shit. He delusional. He really think the whole black community is behind them because he said it. But I mean, he, nigga, they go not boat. They didn't say don't vote. Niggas, somebody got to run the country. You did what I'm saying. But you can't tell black people not to. I would love for Ditty to try to stop an old black man. 61 years old. You gon' did it, Bobby's ass. Willie Charles Jackson, born and raised in Boogie, Alabama. Hey, man, Ditty said we ain't vote. Femme, get that mucky ass nigga out my face. You think I'm not gonna vote cause some clown ass nigga, you get the fuck off my arm. I worked at the Adrian's Darryl for 38 years. Niggas couldn't even vote when I was starting. Fuck y'all, ignorant motherfucker. You stupid, you stupid. You just goddamn ignorant and you're stupid. Young motherfucker, listen to anybody. Listen to your goddamn self. I'm voting for who the fuck I want to vote for. I can hear it now. That's it, nigga, talk about that for weeks. I'm gonna vote for the wrong person. I'm voting for the laboratory and you ain't gonna kiss my motherfucking ass. Woodpecker style, come out. Don't vote, fuck you, kiss my ass with your tongue out. I'm gonna tell you. Now take that, the most memorable shit I voted for Barack when I was supposed to. Come on now. Never forgetting. Yup. No, I took my dad up to vote cause you know my dad was old. Dude, I never forget the shit. Bro, don't admit no shit like that. That nigga dead, ain't you sir? Head tied, my boy, ah, you dead. You ain't sir, you're dead. You overwit. What you mean? That shit illegal. I ain't do nothing illegal. I ain't told you the story yet. You just told me what you did. You ain't told you. Okay, go ahead. You did. Let me tell you how. I tried to tell him don't do it. I told you the moment. Let me tell you what happened. Nigga, voter fraud is illegal and I did not encourage them to tell you this story. Fuck that. I took my daddy up to the motherfucking shit. You think these motherfuckers gonna take your 420 post down? Wait till they hear this shit. This is illegal. Yes, very much so. Nigga, I took my daddy, bro. You can take your elderly parents to the vote. They not going to tell you not to go in there with your elderly parents. Do your thing. You can't tell, nigga, it's nothing. All right, I'm going to listen to your old ass. No, I didn't. Listen to my old young ass, nigga. Yeah, my story, Graded Folk. This is a great ass story. I tell it to y'all on the street if y'all see me. They remind me, like, hey, what about that story you were going to tell? I tell it to y'all. Nigga, don't listen, man. That shit crazy, man. Because they wouldn't allow me to go over there if it was illegal. Nope. OK. I'ma whip my daddy. You think motherfuckers gonna ever stop? All right, go ahead. You say vote or what? Fraud. Nigga, vote or fraud, man. Voting on the false pretenses. Voting on the false pretenses is a federal crime. However, the extensive research we do is very rare. A Michigan state senator from Monroe County is apologizing this evening for wearing a face mask that resembled the Confederate flag. He is Senator Dale Zorn from IDA. He says the whole thing was a mistake and a misunderstanding. But he says he still feels that time period should be taught in schools. I think even if it was a Confederate flag, we should be talking about teaching our national history in schools. And that's part of our national history. And it's something we can't just throw away. Although I am pretty sure the Civil War is taught in most history classes, Zorn posted an apology on Twitter today. It reads in part, I'm sorry for my choice of pattern on the face mask that I wore yesterday on the Senate floor. I did not intend to offend anyone. However, I realized that I did. And for that, I am sorry. Nick had a man's man that had a Confederate flag. He tried to act like he didn't know. What? And then they had the other white lady man in Texas who told everybody to stay in the house. And then they went and got a nil, dude. Y'all stand in the corner. So I can be out here fucking around. That big feet for the ugly feet. Damn, OG. All right. Basketball fans in the room. Has anybody been watching the last dance series for the Bulls? Yeah, nah. I ain't see that shit. You ain't been watching it? You might enjoy this shit. I been, I been working. By halftime, my feet are bleeding. But I'm having a good game. I don't want to take them off. Hey, man, this shit is amazing. And it really give me some perspective on this shit that I grew up on. If we would have known that the Bulls were fucking pissed at us at the same time. I'm thinking, this is what, you know what I'm saying? We looked up to these, I didn't know these niggas were winning all these games and bringing holes back and cocaine and shit. That's the part that stands out to me that nobody is speaking on. The cocaine part. You mean to tell me, niggas was just playing 82 games a season in the rough NBA era and doing cocaine at the same time? That is a lot of activity. But if you think about it, cocaine and athletics. Always been around. Shit going around. You think, what? All that energy. Cocaine and athletes. Come on, bro. Niggas being built at eight ball, corner pocket. Sports just haven't been the same since they took the steroids and shit out. And Michael Jordan is the nigga that everybody thought he was too. This nigga is still mad at Isaiah Thomas. We're not shaking. No. We're not shaking mad right now. For what? Because when the Bulls beat the Pizzas, they walked off the court and they didn't shake their hand. Michael Jordan's still mad about that shit today. Damn. And the Pizzas, the Pizzas. You beat me, I shake your hand, I beat you, you fuck. Michael Jordan is that nigga. Damn. You want that respect? You know another thing that stood out, bro. That man, Scotty Pippin did all that goddamn work for $2 million. Hold on, what happened? Bro, Scotty Pippin was one of the most underpaid players in the NBA for the longest time. So who were getting the money? Jordan was making goddamn $35 million a season. Hold up. The next nigga on the team wasn't making but like four or six moves the next nigga making. Scotty Pippin been signed the longest goddamn contract. So those niggas are about to buy a house and have to goddamn wait on another season. Then it rhymed and went full? Yeah. Jordan was 33, rocking was full. You see what I'm saying? This nigga was making. This nigga was making. This nigga was making goddamn. I know you laugh when you getting like quadruple more than the next nigga. Ah. The nigga. Now think about how great Michael Jordan was. This nigga making $30 million a season. The nigga who you would think would be the number two nigga on the team. Scotty Pippin. This nigga making 1.2. What nigga do the fuck he want to do? Shut up. Shit. Now some niggas was passing Jordan the ball just out of spite. Damn. I know it. Get that nigga the ball. He making all the goddamn money. Let him shoot that motherfucker. She ain't doing shit. Now I know why niggas was at the end of the day celebrating. Man this nigga making all this glam from the free throw land nigga fucking battle for 30 million dollars. He better jump out and pull a rocket out his ass. I'm giving that nigga the ball every time. What? He's going to have to end battle it to his self. Nigga. He better go out of bounds and get that ball. That's why Michael Jordan was looking at niggas crazy when they was like pass, pass, nigga, pass. I'm passing it to you, nigga. He ain't making enough money to touch this ball. I bet he told somebody that. I know he told somebody that. He told the nigga behind the. I know he told. You ain't heard of Michael Jordan. You better get on YouTube. Man. And bust the fad on it there. He said, you better get on YouTube. But you know, watching that shit and just knowing that these niggas were really niggas at the end of the day. Man, I want to have a conversation with the grates like that. It's only a couple niggas I want to have a conversation with. But I want to have a conversation with Barack. I want to have a conversation with Denzel. I want to have a conversation with Michael Jackson. And goddamn shit. It's a lot of them niggas. I wish I could have a conversation with Burning Man. I call that nigga every time I felt like doing, man. What? No, T.C. don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't. But who the fuck you but believe that ass here? I'm like, ain't no more up. Ain't all I want to hear, man. I ain't believe no niggas at all, man. Ain't no more, ain't no more. That's crazy. Another part of that Michael Jordan shit, there was a part in there that said Michael Jordan had to go to Las Vegas during the season and go get Dennis Ryman and bring him back. Dennis Ryman said he needed a break. And then he went to Vegas, did some coke, got some hoes, and spent some money. You know how deep you got to be to lead a squad and go to a whole other state and just be at the casino? No, you got to play basketball, okay? And you at the casino, yeah, look at 400 trips. Well, you know, you got a big-ass know-it-all ring. But do you understand niggas, Michael Jordan, even a nigga wild as Dennis Ryman niggas with Michael Jordan show up and be like, okay, okay, party over, party over, party over. Everybody get these hoes out. That's how you think of Michael Jordan. That's how you think of Michael Jordan. You think of Space Jam. Niggas, Dennis Ryman talked like a fucking control character, like that nigga, like he talked like, his voice sound like Halloween. I told everybody, get out of the room. Michael Jordan is coming to room. The party is over. We got a game tomorrow, we got to be in Phoenix. I'ma drive my motorcycle down there, me, me, Michael Jordan, Scotty, it's just gonna be us, it's bad boys, it's all over again. I told Michael, I'm about to get my shit together. Let me get a little bit more pussy, I'm leaving. I'm tired, I just need to come out of here, I want to drink some water. Just watching that whole little, I mean, I'm watching all of it, but that shit just reminded me of that clip when Kobe Bryant was there practicing one day and he just told them niggas, he was like, practice, nigga, you niggas to eat the practice, this shit don't make me better, this shit for y'all, you niggas need to practice, y'all don't want to play shit. I'm gonna miss that nigga, I'm gonna miss that nigga. All right, P, man. Somebody paid 800,000 for a date with Tom Brady. Eight who? Somebody paid $800,000 for a date with Tom Brady. They just, it just says someone. They don't specify if it was a woman or a man. Somebody paid. If he fucked up, you talk Brady, and you do some shit like this for a charity or something, you think you're going on a date. If you didn't get there, it's just the niggas who want to talk about football. It's a dude, a dude on a car dealership in North Carolina. Hey, Tom, I'm your biggest fan, man, I just. Niggas just sitting there just like, ah, this nigga out here on Offal Up, what the fuck, nigga got sold on Offal Up for 800,000. That's Tom. For two tickets. Clearly, Tom Brady, I'm doing a great deal for somebody. He got to be Tom Brady. He out there prostituting. His agent, Sad Dog. Niggas out in the Florida, Lonesome Night. No, it's not, no, it's not. No, it's not. Niggas out in the Florida, turn my boy out. That's the code. They got there selling, and niggas are prostituting. Niggas went on a date for 800,000 and two tickets to the Bucking Neal's game. Come on, in a workout, get the fuck out of here. We're moving on. They ain't never do that with the Patriots. Hey, the Ball Brothers have signed to Rock Nation Sports. Here you go, prostitutes. Who? The Ball Brothers. Lonzo, Funzo, and Gunzo. Oh, I'm like, who the fuck? That's not their name, man. Lonzo Ball, Jamello Ball, that nigga named Jello, Jamello Ball. Who they signed to? And they little brother. What's the little one, the little brother name? Lamello, Lamello, Jello, and Lonzo. They dead and talking big. They dead and saying to Rock Nation too. That's what they want to take. Oh, they all signed to Rock Nation. They saying my boys let you sign, they dead. LaVar, you got to sign LaVar, baby. You can keep saying my, can't have my boys unless you got their daddy. I'm telling you, my boys are the next LeBron. Matter of fact, LeBron gonna quit when you see the Ball Brothers. I'm telling you, baby, they going back to the Clippers. He could have been a nigga like sports analyst if he ain't seen one time. I wonder how much money they gave that nigga for him to sit the fuck down. Cause I know- They like a motherfucker to talk shit and don't agree with everybody. Cause he didn't do it for free. That nigga, you ain't heard of him, that nigga in two or three years. He sat down, they probably like, man, huh? You're gonna take a minute. You want me to shut the fuck up? Got to pay me. The same motherfucker who gave Tom Brady 800,000. What? Nigga Tom went on a prostitute. Jerry Jones is officially tired of losing cowboys on a deed to draft by his goddamn self and told everybody to not interrupt him. What happened? And I think this may work. Cause the nigga he drafted sounds like the nigga of all niggas. This nigga name is C.D. Lam. C.D. What happened? C, two E's. D, two E's. C.D. Lam. He signed the nigga name C.D. Lam. Why receiver? First month fucker they pick. Damn. Yep. Draymond Green comes out and says, Charles Barkley is a hater and he's not ignoring it no more. He said, fuck it. See one thing about Lance, one thing. See, I like Lance, but see, uh-uh. See one thing about Draymond, he just like to kick people in the nuts. That's it. That's it. He's not a great basketball player. He's not none of, he'll never be me. He'll never be a Charles Barkley or, or, or just somebody. You know, he, he's not a great player. Right. He's aggressive, but he's not a great player. I don't know, bro. It's something about Draymond Green, bro. I, I don't know if it's cause I know that nigga real dark-skinned nigga, but he, and I know Charles Barkley has, is not a nigga to play with in his heyday. Right. He was not that guy to play. This nigga flip shagging. See one thing about Charles, see Charles Barkley was a great player who just ain't got no, I'm Ted. He ain't got that ring, bro. I'ma tell you this. He ain't got no ring. That's his salty for them old niggas where he got the ring. I ain't even talking about basketball, just talking about this back and forth beef shit that they, cause I, you know, I'm just- Draymond, a champion though, so he can't really say, it don't matter how old you in nigga, I got ring. Charles Barkley is an Alabama old school nigga. So? Just saying. I got three championships. You can't say shit. I don't give a fuck what you did, Charles. I got three things that you wish you had. That's the perspective, right, right. That you in the pro, what? He got that over Charles Barkley. Yeah. They watch Charles Barkley on forever. You know what, fuck Draymond. Yeah. He gonna end up saying it. You know what, fuck Draymond. I think that's the hating part though. He be like, dad, fuck him again, just fuck Draymond. Somebody got caught, one of the players got caught with smoke some weed or something. I don't know how you- There ain't nothing else going on. It ain't like they playing basketball. Let them niggas smoke weed. Exactly. Shit, everybody else doing cocaine and powder. Jamis Winston going to the Saints. For what? To back up Drew Brees. But Drew Brees is not getting hurt. That nigga's a goat. Even though I'm Atlanta Falcon, all they cop out. It's just Drew Brees, that nigga's a goat, bro. People been asking us for some books to read during the Corona Marys. Go give my little brother a book called Scars of Wisdom. It's out on Amazon. My boy, let me tell you something. Oh, then my fat boy shit too. What is it? My boy fat and paying shit. Your ass ain't game. Go get that shit. Oh. I'm going to pay cause your ass can't read. Go get that shit. That shit hard. You did? So books to read. I like how you threw the ass in that when we got to the book part. Oh yeah, Mo Dev. He coming out with a book too. 48 Laws of Power by Robert Green. That's a good one. That's a damn good one. The bankers code by George Anton. I haven't read this one. This was thrown in the chat, I think. Hustle Nummies by my boy Ash Cash. Now that's a good one. That's a good one. He took a lot of nipsy hustle quotes. And he made Hustle Nummies like an actual book. For real? Yeah, I got it at the crib. I got a good shit. And check out Empire State of Mind by Zach O'Malley Greenberg. Who the hell are these niggas? I mean, it's just some great books to start, you know, to get into your entrepreneurial mindset. Mo Dev. You know, if you want to start building your vocabulary and you know, just start to be motivated. Mo Dev. Go out there and be a better nigga. I ain't gonna lie. Every time I look around I see people be having wildest hip buzz, you know what I'm saying? They spending $200, $300, then they lose them. And they still gonna spend $200, $300 on some more hip buzz. But guess what? We ain't giving back to the community. But I think it's time. You know what? Ha ha! My boy Ray J got some wildest hip buzz. Ray Con, ladies' model. E25, it's the best one here. It got six hours of playtime. Bluetooth parent. More baseball. And a compact design that gets you a nice, isolated fit. For those who know what that means. But hey, guess how much they cost? You ain't gonna believe it. Nope, not 150. Not a hundred dollars. No sir, keep going down. No, not $20. No, go back up with your cheap ass. They ain't at all. Yes sir. You know what you can do? Get 15% off. How can you do that? Buy Raycon.com Slayra. At the buy side. I'll be reading more spiritual books, bro. For real? You like self-help? I need like the mental books. You dig what I'm saying more. You know, you think rich. You dig what I'm saying. You want to God's children. You know, those type of books. You know what I'm saying? I need to be guided. More so. You know what I'm saying? Some other shit you feel. I want to do over 200 comments. Only one person can declare it, will you? Here, you tell me. It looks like, it looks, see, an unbiased opinion. It looks like Hezekiah Walker came and took it. Bro. And that's just, I mean, if we got to go through 200 comments to find the winner, that's what we'll fucking do. But see, then again, that's not definitive because that's just a matter of opinion. I know they were both working for the Lord. I got read up on it. See, I'm really one of them niggas from the hood who's smart, but I didn't pay attention to that. I paid attention, but I didn't pay attention to that. You know what I'm saying? Like, some other shit you assume or fuck over know, you're black, but a lot of people don't know. You dig what I'm saying? I know I'm hot because Marvin Gaye is looking at me like, man, look at this nigga here. Who did that, man? If you want your artwork featured in our Wall of Blackness, I'ma tell Chad to release the PO Box. We gonna start putting shit up on the Wall of Blackness. Bro, that Martin Luther King shit, that's a cold ass picture, but they couldn't scoot at Martin Luther King hairline up, bruh. They didn't have to use that old picture of Martin Luther King. And if it's somebody who's skilled with the art, who can fill in Martin Luther King hairline. That fucked up right there. I pay you to fix that. We keeping the picture, but I do want somebody to fill in this hairline. That ain't Barack Obama finger. That's another one, huh? Beach nigga. What? Look, and they don't even got my boy Barack Crispy. We got to get that picture redrawed. That's a scene. Craig, zoom in on that picture so somebody can know exactly what we need redone. I ain't no Barack, I ain't no Moe. He do. He got the Tiffany Haddish Moe. No. Yeah, he do. Hell no. Yeah, man, somebody give us some, fill that shit in with some more great black people too, man. I want you, I need y'all to start putting goddamn Al Sharpton in there too. I ain't saying that he's a good person or nothing. I'm just saying he did a lot of shit. And Al's still here too. He's still here. Get him in his flowers. Al's skinny as fuck. Hell yeah. I think they be looking at Al like, bro, see the community needs, man, shut up. That nigga hilarious, man. Don't do Al Sharpton like that. He's still here. I'm gonna tell you the most profound shit I've probably ever heard. What? Al Sharpton say was at Michael Jackson Field. And I want his three children to know. Wasn't nothing strange about your daddy. It was strange what your daddy had to deal with. But he dealt with it. Kid, he said nothing was strange about your daddy. It was just strange what he had to go through. I said, damn, that was deep. I said, that's the deepest I ever heard that nigga Al say. I was like, that was deep, Al. That was a good one. I don't know. It's just that that nigga, he don't have the, I don't know. That was it. That's what I'm trying to tell you. That was the most profound shit he ever said. Like what you see when they bring up Al Sharpton on the news is like, that's all white people know. That's the only defense. They're like, what are you gonna do? Send your boy Al Sharpton. Like, no, we got some more niggas. And he always be up there like, this bitch is gonna be better than the last. Watch. Like, no, it's not gonna be the same one. We got some more motherfuckers, man. With the NAACP tried to tear me. And so what you up here saying your whole shit? What makes me uncomfortable about the NAACP is I ain't never seen a group of motherfuckers who was like the NAACP. Like I haven't seen them represent. You know, like every click of motherfuckers, you always get to see them out as a click. I ain't seen the NAACP show up beat no way and prove no point. Right, they don't got no whips. Like, how many people in that motherfuckers man? Ain't nobody that walked up on their life. Do they have my best interests at heart? They ain't changed the name after all these years. That's why they not making no progress. Niggas are colored people. You're still comfortable being called colored people. And you don't need nobody with NAACP till they die. Oh, man. Soon somebody died, they be like, yeah, you know, he was secretary of NAACP. Run! You like to run? Yeah, they were the treasurer for the NAACP. You like, they take him around the city right now. He on the horse. I'm like, man, he dead on the horse. I'm like, damn, NAACP do that? NAACP on the good for the horse. That's fucked up. Somebody old right now mad here with NAACP right now. That's crazy to talk about us. You think they listen. You think old people listen to this? Yep, they look at this shit. Until we say NAACP don't cut it off. Cut that shit off. Talk about NAACP, that's who we are. We started that. That's in your family. I be trying to tell you just don't listen. Oh, shit. They don't be coming out as a group. Because they old, but they ain't never recruited. They never recruited. It's just old people. They just dying off. Falling. You know one thing about NAACP is they always ask you to make a donation, but they don't never ask you to join that bit. Let me fulfill them fees, man. We got three bodies left, man. And they're winning their pension. We need $2. They do not want niggas to join that shit. But they going to be a group of young NAACP, the junior mafia. When did that shit start for national color, so what it is? National advancement, association for color people. Ain't nothing that shit owned by other people. I don't like the word. And it's owned by some white people? Color people. I don't know. Everything is. I don't like when people refer to people as people of color. POC. What the fuck is that? That shit sound goofy as hell. It's like a blank sheet of paper if you just add something to it. It's just of color. Right? They trying to mix all the minorities together. We have color, right? I know. You need ass. Everybody need crayons. Black and brown people, like I don't know. Everybody need crayons. I don't know what the brown people in this country go through, but I ain't seen them catching here like the black ones. I mean, I know the brown people got it hard, because y'all probably like the number two spot is the most picked over race, but the brown people. Because you know they be like black and brown people, like we be going through the same shit. It ain't the same. No, I really like getting more hate than brown. I'm not talking about black skin. Why you always got to conflict shit? Because it really ain't no black and brown. It's either you're black or you're black. Brown, that's a whole nother mind. Yeah, see, I'm feeling brown. Like I'm brown. This nigga is retarded. I'm brown, but think about it, bro. Have you ever seen a black and black motherfucker like that? I'm not talking about black and actual brown people. I'm talking about brown being Hispanic. That's what I'm saying. Oh, you ain't saying that? You said black and brown. That's exactly what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's what started this whole fucking thing. He ain't saying Hispanic. I said it black and brown. That's what I'm saying. They're trying to mix it all together. Like that's what they're using brown to represent that community. Oh, no. So it's not like they're saying, hey, man, because you're blacker than him. No, they're saying that now they are the brown. They said they the brown turned back. Exactly. Yeah. So he's saying they not black. They just, man, set your ass up. Thank you. I thought you were talking about actually black motherfuckers who was like, I'm brown. Now you get me. No. No, not them brown. The actual whatever. And then there's some other brown motherfuckers who ain't claiming that. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what it is. I'm brown, but I'm black. You dig what I'm saying. I done seen them all fucking black as me. It's all like shit. Like I don't see. I'm a nigga. But when you actually seen a real black, he like, damn, that's what I'm saying. Real. But I feel like that's, that's part of it. You never know how to fuck. I think all black brothers ain't real. Yeah. Yeah. You think about it. I don't give a fuck what you will. Especially like I by now. Yeah. That's black too. I know. But you come out and look at jail. That's bruh. I don't know how to a nigga hater that makes them feel to see an albino and they black. You see a white person, he's black. Oh, they do something they soul. You ain't never seen a black person who be like, I'm white. No, you're not. Never. You ever seen a black person tell you what? We dominate my nigga. We take over any color in the fucking world. They call him albino. They call black white people. Don't they shit sound like I'll buy those? They won't. Don't go to sleep. I'll buy some. Which one you want? I'll buy some. Stay in the fucking world. The world is crazy, man. Fuck these colors. The only color that matters is green. Deep. And if you don't have any of that, your ass is obsolete. You ready for America to open back up? You ready to go back? I'm ready to get your body back. You ready to do some shows? Really? I'm ready to go out there and fuck your ass. What if we can't do no shows till next year? We can do some movies, some TV, we can do something. We can do some music, we can do something, and tying them folks. I'm gonna sell a bunch of these goddamn sweats, too. Throw me some bitches right there. I'm gonna sell a gang of these bitches. Sell a whole bunch of them motherfucker. Man, make sure you head out. Website. We hustling in the meantime. What's your website, bro? DCFLOPFISH.com. Fuck, you mean entertainment. DCFLOPFISH.com. We all the kings, man. We gotta say rest in peace to everybody who we haven't lost, man. We're losing motherfuckers. I swear, it didn't make nigga think like we weak and had old compensation to get. We got to respect our king, bro. We feel it. Like this one on one, they be like, you better start respecting people while they're here. You feel me? Don't wait till they gone. You feel me? Respect what people are doing. That's like, if a nigga do good, that's why I said early in the beginning of the show. You will always hear something negative about a nigga. But as soon as somebody do something good, you ain't gonna never say nothing. Like, nah, give a nigga a credit when they do. You did. Just like Trick Daddy opened that restaurant and been feeding all the people and shit. Get a breakfast and a drink and everything. Oh, gee. You feel me? Ain't nobody gonna never say nothing about that. They'll never say nothing about that. They ain't gonna never say nothing about that. Just like my nigga, Mr. Pham, who started this dope-era shit and sent it to him. Man, make sure you go shop dope-era and get you some shit like this so you can look like you got money. Mm-hmm. That nice shit. I don't want to miss it. We got to get us some 85 South Shore shit like this. What you ever do? Mm-hmm. You be watching the batter out here? Hell, yeah. She's loaded, bro. I just was watching. You know, I'm out the loop because there's so many niggas that didn't came now. Pause. So many new niggas have come into the game. That's a pause. So many niggas have entered the game. The game has evolved. So many rappers I don't know. So many of them niggas I don't know. I don't know them niggas. It's too many to keep up with. I'm out the loop. You be like, pause. Pause. Bro, I can't stand this shit. With that nigga. One of them niggas, I forgot his name. He went off and he was like, nigga, my bitch better than yours. My career bigger. My car faster. Yeah, that nigga went off. Your honor. He go off. Try to go crazy. There's a lot of niggas. Chess. He be going off. Chess be going crazy, man. Shout out to them niggas. Chess. Shout out to my niggas. Conny, my boy, Hitman. Hitman. Charlie Blitz. Shout out to Donny. Went crazy on Jet Boy Man. I fought with Jet Boy Man, but look. Hey, man, that shit hilarious. What's the other nigga? Tay Rock? Tay Rock be going crazy. What's the little fat nigga name with the little wheezy boy? I always talking about how much Coke he sold. You talking about Tea Talk? Man, that nigga go motherfucking crazy. He go crazy. He done went crazy on Ram Nitty. I'm gonna tell nigga another thing. Ram Nitty. I just sold an out circle in the motherfucking hood. I just got my brother changed. That nigga be talking big shit, man. That nigga be going crazy. I fought Ram Nitty too, but he been crazy on Ram Nitty. You know another nigga. Oh, what's the old school? That nigga New Jersey twerk go crazy too. Yeah, twerk. Twerk is going on. Shout out to Jazz the Rapper. Yeah, I be messing with the female rapper. Jazz be every fucking way. Female, female lady battle rapper to me is like, hey, I have Pastor Priestley Liget and Lady Priestley. See, I'm gonna feel fucked up because I don't know a lot of the lady battle rappers I know, her and Jada Ray. Little Pastor Priestley do not like Lady Priestley. They don't want no woman up there talking. How's she gonna leave that cunt girl? That's supposed to be a king up there. Run that lady talk. I wish female battle rappers talked about more shit that I want to hear. Like, I want to hear them say some crazy shit. They always talk about how good the Pussy is, but they'll never talk about who got the motherfuckers. But they don't want to say like battle rap. She's like a female battle rapper. Like a female battle rapper on stage. I'm just gay with niggas and Pussy. Right. People say female rappers talk about Pussy too much. I don't think they talk about Pussy enough. Do you know why? Because it ain't a man in here that has a favorite Pussy song by any of these female rappers. You mean to tell me they ain't had one breakthrough to us that we like? All these songs about Pussy, we don't have one answer in life. It ain't one of them songs that come up in the club and they be like, oh, we better get our dick sucked. Where is that? They can't throw us one. We did have it. With the yin-yang twin. To the window. To the sweat drop down my balls. Let me tell you something. My hoes had to hear that shit. To the sweat drop down my balls. All these bitches crawl. All skit skit motherfucker. All skit skit got that. And the crazy boy does. Women know exactly the type of shit we would want to hear. Saw the croc. And that girl's so clean. And she harassin' me. Saw that pine. And I came to the club. I did it a little time. Can I play with you? You know why that wasn't an anthem for niggas. Just look at the yin-yang twins. You see them crocs? Can I need to come die? Security guard, go swimmin' now. You can pull some bad bitches out of the club. But they gonna be like, you gotta leave your home. I don't think we're going crazy, bro. She's getting that croc in the club. I look there like there's a female twerking. Taking her clothes off. Ooh, she naked. 80 years old and old, this was me. Bro, you know that niggas son. That niggas like, ooh, she naked. 80 years old and old, this was me. I think he said 80 years old and old, this was me. He talkin' how to pop. He said, shout it pop. Your thing like this. What the fuck? Ooh, she naked. 80 years old and old, this was me. I don't know what happened with them niggas. Them niggas is crazy in real life. Oh, they're my dog, bro. I fuck with her. If you went anywhere and the yin-yang twins was in the building, you was definitely gonna hear that niggas saying, Ha! Bro, you remember when Monique did them dirty at the B.T. Award for that shit, bro? You gonna make me look clip up. But she said hi, but she went Monique on me. And all he was doing was just like, ha, ha, ha. They got Lord here. I love Monique. I got so much love and respect for Monique. Sometimes she just pop up on my Instagram family. And then soon as, like, I don't never skip the video, because soon as that bitch come on, she be like, hey, my love. I be like, I got this. She, this is us. This is a small group of love people. Monique, like one of them aunties, it don't matter who don't like her. I'ma always rock with her, because every time she see me, it's so much love, bro. And it like, I don't get that. With other people, I don't care. I don't care what nobody can say about Monique, bro. Monique is, it don't matter. She can not fuck with somebody that's close to me. I'm like, listen here, bro. This lady right here is so cool. You did something. You did something. It's something she did. You did what she didn't like it. It was something for her to not fuck with you or if she even gave you a real, because sometimes people don't know how to take, like real, you know what I'm saying? That real conversation with her, as soon as you do something and she, somebody snap on you about it, they feel like that was fucked up. You did some fucked up shit, because I recognized the fuck shit you did. Right. Come on, Joe. So, here and now, bro. She won the real one, man. Y'all did the movie. Yeah, yeah. Every time she see, she told me, right beside her, she like one of them teacher that, know you get in trouble, but she gonna fuck with you, make sure you don't get... She ain't bout to make you fail. It's real. She kid, she kid game with me the entire, all more criminal. That was like, that'd be a moment I'd never forget. Out of everybody, I fucked with everybody, but it was just like, hang on, no, I can see it in the face on the movie, right, right in the light. And she rocking with it. Oh, baby, you so crazy. That's wild, man. You miss the entertainment world yet? Hey, yeah. It was, it was hectic though, because nigga, sometimes you gotta go find yourself, bro. You gotta go relax. I never lost myself. So, I mean, I'm cool. Yeah. I mean, it ain't that. You just gotta go relax, bro. Because you, nigga, get into a system. You feel me? And I ain't even getting nothing that I want to do. You feel me? I'm out here, howling, bein' here, whippin' around, you know what I'm sayin'? I'm missin' emotion and shit. I ain't even sat out yet. You feel me? I ain't even got no time for myself. You know what I'm sayin'? I'm still me, but damn, I need to breathe. You feel what I'm sayin'? So, I breathed. I done breathed enough. I don't know how to say that. I can't hear that. I don't. I'm sick of me. I'm breathin'. I'm sick of me. Yeah, sir. I'm so goddamn fed up with myself. I done did everything I thought I wanted to do. I done listened to every song that I miss, I done listened to all this shit. I'm caught up on the world. Up high. I said, up there shit. Niggas, this shit been going on too goddamn long. You know shit crazy. I'm so mad. I see motherfuckers that the bank cash is stemming the shit, but I ain't putin' all the positive in. I wanted to ask the niggas who watched this shit. I need some money, man. To all the niggas who been at the house quarantining with your girl, y'all been together the whole time. Have you caught her cheating yet? She done slipped up. Her sad niggas done hit her. Hit her back, let her know. You been around motherfuckin' too long. You know your girl slip up after a certain amount of time. She thinks she gon' get you fuckin' up, but she been fuckin' up on the low. You done caught a bitch cheating on you, man. Not me, man. I'm just speakin' to this constituency. Whatever that lady do on her free time, that's her motherfuckin' bitch. Right? But I couldn't, I wouldn't want to be the nigga that found out. You had to tell me. Like I ain't... Don't go through, don't go through your girl. Cause I look when if I'm fuckin' with somebody, I look at us like two bank robbers, right? Like, we rob banks together. You can't rob your fuckin' robin' partner. You can lie to every one of these niggas, but you can't lie to me though. That's the only, that's the like part of the code of fuckin' with me. Right? You can't goddamn, like if I feel like you bullshit cause I bring you around too much real shit. Right. You know what I'm sayin'? It's like in my life I might bring you in the room with all the money in there got there on the floor. You never know. It's like I need a certain level. Right? Of motherfuckin' consistency. You definitely gotta add that shit real shit. No, I'm not about to show you all this player shit I got going on and invite you in my world and then you know what I'm saying? Like I'm over here loving you and shit and then a nigga got you saved under the super head. He could just hit you and get his dick sucked and I'm over here building a foundation with you and you another nigga dick sucker. Let me know that! Then I got the choice and like do I save or do I just get the head? Don't force me into being your savior. Let me pick if I want to say it cause if that's the case don't trick me into saving you cause then if I was just gonna be out here saving the motherfuckin' I would pick. I know who needs it. Don't sneak me into saving you. You say it about the super head. I would say super head. I would fuck the whole gang directly. You know how many niggas and many niggas married our bitch. That niggas selfish and the motherfuckin' he could have just got the head like we been doing. Man he done took off the market soon he ain't take back no more. I used to hit a three, four seven in the morning. I'm married now. I can't be dissing and they still take back like I'm married I can't be dissing. Oh nigga that's the question. That's the question you asked for niggas. I need feedback on this. You've ever lost your favorite dick sucker? I lost one of my favorite freaks. I'd be like I still check on that bitch. Like I just see her I don't want to check on her. I don't want to hit her. I just watch her like real now that bitch. Okay. That bitch. For that motherfucker that's crazy right there. I can't let nobody know who she is. Oh that motherfucker crazy. She's still single. Good. One thing about her you see your freak this is the only thing that hurt a nigga hard. You see that bitch in that white dress and she said be like and you be like they been so happy bruh. She's so happy. Like she tired of hawing she's tired. She feel a hold to only him. Well he bout to get all that he need to get all that hold this all that hold this to himself all that hold this to himself all that hold this to himself all that good gawk bark by himself oh my lord bruh that shit hurt a nigga hard you lose your favorite dick sucker then you see the ten minutes all the I love you I miss you can't wait to see you again bitch I'll never see you again never that head having a catch feelings boy you ever had the head so good he be like she understands me like she get it she gets me she done ate this dick off my body put it back on ate it off again I be want to fuck head cool I be want to fuck it's something bout that pussy it's another feeling head cool head cool bruh I had got some head so good one time I could feel exactly what my shoulders was in I could feel how my shit was set up you could feel it that shit was like going to the chiropractor I was like my shoulders my shoulders feel my whole shit that nigga need a hug this bitch love me I was like crazy I'm already ready to put it in real I'm tight right here fuck man I'll remix my dick one time see how it hit me with the mu I was like what's you what's you what's you what's you what's you I know but she can do that I know I can do that what is you blowing in what is you doing what is you what's you doing what's you doing What's she doing? What's she doing? Ah! Ha! She! She! Woohoo! She! What's she doing? Who told you that? Who told you that? Who told you that? How you know? How you know? Who's she doing? Who told you that? Who told you that? How you been fucked? Hey man, next time you get some head, just say some random shit. Why you say that? Why you say that? Why you say that? Oh! You being selfish! Look how selfish you are! Ah! You're so selfish! It's all about you, Wainey! It's all about you! Oh! It's all about you! Oh! You got a little bit of great... Bro, just do that. I don't know. We be serious. But I be stupid. I'm a buff. You get me head long enough. You're gonna be old with me. You're mad at me. You're not ready to fuck. You got that? A motherfucker came out already. What you thought it was? You got to get up if you get up. You got to get up if you get up? Yeah. Fuck off too. You ever try to stop her and she move your head? She be like, I? No, this is the one. You ever got some head? You ever got the head from the 16 ones? Just look at her. Don't look at me. Don't look at me. Okay! Oh! It's all about you! Oh! It's all about you! All right, here. Bro, this brought up so many memories. Your favorite dick stuff. Over the years. Over the years. I know a bad bit right now, bro. I ain't even gonna say it. Bro, some women... See, you got to say it. Sometimes she be like, nah, bro. I ain't gonna say her name, bro. I ain't gonna say how I got it, though, bro. She gave it to me. I mean, that's all that matters. I didn't take it. I ain't taking it. She gave it to me. I don't want people to know how she got it. And it was received. All right, I pay for it, buddy. All right. You can see we would have never knew that if you'd have seen it. Because, oh, you don't motherfucking... How he get it then? You know how motherfucking... I pay for it. I don't give a fuck how I... I'm looking for this bitch. All right. So I pay for it, bro. But you wouldn't even need to... The amount and who it was. You be like, what? Crazy. It was... Bro, my partner told me he like, bro, get who whooping the whooping. I'm like, ooh. He like, shout. I'm like, bro, you lying. He said, but can't find how much. I said, what? He said, for a whoop that whoop. Nigga, I swear, I was like, you are lying. He said, watch this. What? Whoop the whoop for the whoop that whoop. I was like, what? Bad one. Now, if I show you, I'm like, hmm, her. Bro. Whoop the whoop for the whoop the whoop. Wow. Great story, bro. Great. And there you have it. And there you have it. She probably had some of the bitch too. It was crazy. I'm like, I don't see how I'm like, this crazy. You'll never believe it. Wow. Whoop the whoop for the whoop the whoop. That one on the young wild day, man. We all bumble-clot, Rasta for it. Don't know what the fuck her is. Don't know what the fuck her is. That's what I'm trying to say. Like, this was music coming out. Back. That one came out of the fable here. It was a fight. That was it. Number five. No pictures on there. Your transitions are crazy. I don't know what we're at. I was still talking about the beautiful the whoop the whoop the whoop. I don't know what I'm saying. The whoop for the whoop the whoop. Back then we couldn't get the whoop the whoop. How did you do it? Back then it was way more wreckly. Like even back then, bro, think about it in the 70s. It was way more raw fucking than it is now. Yup, you know why? Because Pussy had a hell on it. Until my back then, like, you know when Rubbers came out in the 80s? Pussy was safe back then. Right. Now they was about it. They was out in the 70s. They could start using it. Rubbers are like hands from the side. You know it. You gotta be careful out here. Pussy game is definitely dangerous. Yeah. You got some shit out here that will turn your dick into a foot. With a nail on it. Your dick would just look like a big ass toe. And you would actually have this is a million things that could go wrong. Stay safe out here. The virus is out man. People, they slowly trying to open the world back up. But be careful when you're, you know, moving around and maneuvering and shit. Smoke a lot of weed. If you know one's as safe, you know, keep them kids and shit in the house as long as you can. People keep asking us, you know, when the shows and shit gonna resume. I don't know. It's gonna be a while before we get to be around a lot of motherfuckers, so. You know, you gonna hit the clubs? Hit the clubs. You gonna start going back in the clubs first? Yeah, yeah, I gotta get back in most. I ain't got them in front of my people that had a good time. I don't like to talk to people. I don't even talk to nobody who don't give a fuck. I ain't talking to no person who can pay for that. Good. I said stupid. Those are professionals that can help you DC. They're here to find a solution. You don't have a solution. No, no. You can pay it to do that. You don't care I'm a motherfucker. You own a clock. It's therapeutic. It makes you feel better DC. It's therapeutic. You don't even tell me what's on your mind. Bitch, don't even start with that. That's what you fuck up. It's a space where you can get an unbiased opinion. That's why we use Ryan to do the research, man. You don't have to find peace in your older age DC. That's why I like going on stage. I'm at that age. And it's a bunch of motherfuckers that on that side level is me. And I'm like, man, y'all know what's on my mind. I miss that stage. Wait DC, let me tell you this, I miss that little girl. I miss it. I miss it. I miss the love. I miss walking to the stage. I miss the intro. I miss doing an hour worth of jokes and just funny shit. Making fun of the nigga ugly ass shirt with the evil claw on it. Nigga came to my show one time. Nigga had it got down. Like sipped a trans shirt with the motherfucking bedazzled eagle. No. I went crazy on it. She was horrible. I like that shit. Turn it up. That's all the speakers you got. We done made enough money to get a speaker. That nigga still got the speakers from the old laptop. What are your speakers there, bro? He love. Nigga left his shit, bro. Look, nigga got a glass. I told y'all he talked different with his glasses. I forgot one of them, though. Man, that nigga needs, man. Somebody sent us some speakers for this nigga, man. We got some shit there. People out there with a lot of shit that they ain't using, man. If you want to donate your shit to J-O-N, we're going to post the P.O. box again, Joe. You got it saved on the file somewhere. Post the P.O. box. People be wanting to send us shit. Just post the P.O. box, man. Chad, you got me? Throw it in there. We got in the ass to run. Shout out to all the people that's been supporting the 85 South Shore for a long ass time. We fuck with you. We're going with you. The number's been going crazy, bro. Have you been seeing the numbers on this shit? I know it, Corey. I know niggas at the house. We put this shit up. That shit be at a million in three hours. I was like, niggas are at the crib. Niggas at the househouse. Niggas at the househouse. Like, their own notification is on sweat stand by. Right. So when we put that shit up, they be at a million. Yeah. We love it, man. We ready for y'all to see it also, man. Hey, y'all relax. I'm still on Joe ass. I'm telling Joe, whatever in the vault drop that shit at this point. Niggas is at the crib, bored as a motherfucker. They want to see it. Drop it. Whatever's in that bitch, Joe. Just go crazy. Drop whatever. We got to interview somewhere with somebody. Let them see that shit. We'll give a fuck up from 2017. Drop it. Niggas is bored. They haven't seen all the clips. Hey, bro. We've been doing this shit when niggas weren't even coming to the show. I remember my first show. Niggas ran off. 100 motherfuckers. Niggas didn't even pay us our back, man. Oh, they didn't even argue so? And that's when the day that we... We didn't even break even at that show. That's the day we decided that we won't let niggas book us. After that... Let me tell you something. We let a niggas talk to us. Talk to us. I can walk y'all right into the club. I know the niggas. And when we get there, he had a set up and everything. They would try to get that little... Even if it was a back end. I don't even know if it was a back end. It was a little time. It was just a half. 875. But we need that 875. You know what I'm saying? Niggas ain't even show up, man. Before you know it, we never let a niggas book us again. So we're going to book us in. That was a defining moment. We don't need no niggas to tell niggas that we coming. That's all the niggas doing. You know they coming right. Look, I got a picture of them coming. Man, shut your ass up. We tell these motherfuckers before we get there, that we're going to be there. They really don't need them niggas, man. You don't need to understand how we do this shit, but we got this shit right, boy. Yup. Yup. Got this shit right, gang. Real for real, ran it up. Never going back. Real for real. Never broke again, Carlo. I ain't never trying to be broke again. That ain't got the best name out of all those new rappers. Yeah. Never broke again. Man, what the hell now? I'm trying to stay up there for that bullshit. What? I'm trying to be wealthier. That were only you the word rich. I look up what the word rich is and what they define with how much you're going to have for you be rich. Everybody rich. Be honest. I've been starting in the business since the quarantine. Merch. I got a link there with the nigga that was making these dope ass candles. I'm all up in the traffic. I'm trying to have the same candle, man. Make sure you get the candles too. Make sure you get the candle, man. I'm all fucking smell good. I might have to pay you to do some promo for me. I just did it, nigga. Nah, I'm talking about some other shit. I'm just trying to expand. The only thing is, all my merchants shipping out of California they don't lock down. Nigga, you got to pay me to do that shit. All right, bet. You got a lot of follow-up in this shit. I was just trying to make sure you know that I was serious about endorsing my brand. I did pay you for your car and my shit, though. You did. I did do that. I was like, nah, but you good. I got to put you to sleep. Nah. Nah, give it to Nova right quick. And then put some gas in that. Oh, man, it was up to Colo, right? Nah, that's real, though. Nah, you know it. I know what I've been doing during the quarantine. Fuck with my hoops, man. Every day, just getting up. Don't sell it in my car. I got a month to Colo. It's O.C. for $70,000. And I'm firm. Like, nigga, don't credit me. What else you selling? Oh, I got a little Astro van for anybody who likes to travel. That one you bought, he's selling them. You know what I'm saying? What you want for? If you like to travel and live in your car. What you want for? How much you selling me for? Hey, that's been Craig Goss. What do you need it for? Hey, look, that's it. Ooh, it won, boy. You go out the TV, you got to get up. Firm, firm. Firm, man. Good ties, it's been kept with Astro van. Ready? Ready? You can lay down, park that shit to the side, go to that third seat. No, nobody even know you in your car. Flatbed, big-ass bed. You can have a bitch in there, too. Boy, Craig. Bro, yo, man, bro. Got an Astro van, $5,500. Firm. $4,800, no. Firm. $5,500. No, if you come get it, I'll talk about it. We'll talk about it. If you travel and go get it. I don't know, I'm thinking about buying me an old-school escalator. For what? Just to have one. I really want one. An escalator? Yeah. Or you just want an escalator truck? I like the old one. Get a Denali, get a GMC. Don't be too cold. If you're going to go old... Not the box one. If you get the old Cadillac Escalade, I'll rather you have the old GMC Denali. Because you can get a nice Denali with some nice chrome rims. I want one, though. About $10,000 for like $120,000. $120,000, okay. Miles on it. Because you can own that Cadillac. I'm getting one, though. I need one. Need one? Just in case. Just in case I might want one. I know you'll get a Cadillac for that bitch on them things. You need to turn that bitch into a phone call. That's what I'm saying. That's the crazy part about this entertainment shit. I don't give a fuck what's new. I'm just going to buy the shit that I wanted when I wanted it. See, that's how I am. I don't want to be kept by the new shit. I'd rather buy that old shit than I bought it. I bought a 2001 Camaro just because I wanted one for graduation. That's what I graduated in 2001. That was like, that's what I wanted in 2001. So I bought one. Sometimes I have to be in that big like, this is stupid. It's so funny to me, though. Ever caught it out of the ever, I bought it for a reason. I got a fucking, I got a black Corvette just like the one Michael Jordan had. Stupid. I'm just like, this is my Michael Jordan Corvette. Fuck you. Stupid. Yeah, exactly. Sometimes you just do shit because you want to do it. You chew a fit to buy a hundred and eat too much. DC, that's going to be a hard sale. Hey man, there's some good vans out there on the market, bro. You might just be stuck with that bitch. Black. How many miles on it? Yeah, like, 100. Nobody's spending no more than $1,500 $2,000 for that bitch. That's the most. I'm telling you, that's in mint condition. Kelly Bluebook. Hey, look up to Kelly. What year? I'm trying to get my mother back. And that's in mint condition. That shit hit home, bro. I got him on coffee. DC, you're going to have to buy an escalade. You're going to have to buy an escalade and put that extra van in so you can get your 50 bucks. How you feel, DC? That was stupid. That felt great. I'm just saying. I never told nobody I felt stupid about my life. I can express because no therapist is fit to make me get out of me. What's wrong with you? Bitch, I'm fine. What's wrong with you? But that been on my mind ever since I bought that car. I hate to be the one to take you. You're going to have that bitch. If you want $5,500. Oh, that is hilarious. You really pushing and asking for a $5,500? Because the average $29,000 and that's in mint condition. That bitch, that fuck mint. That bitch in spirit mint condition. You dig what I'm saying. Boy, you the real took me out with this one, man. You didn't have to do me like that. That shit was so funny. Because I really thought you liked your car. Not that one. Like, you got so many, I really thought you just loved your fucking car. I don't have no attachment to all of them. Some of them bitches I just come across and I be like, this is too good. Yo, Camero, if the black one. I'm pulling that bitch out. The black one. Yeah, I fought with that one. You ain't seen this since I put the wheels on. You did? You did. Hand me and brought it out. You brought it out since the last time you drove it. I got some wheels, I changed them. That bitch cold. It's just that I wouldn't look, I wouldn't in the market. So what about the green car? I know you like the green car. Yeah, that bitch at the crib. All right. This is stupid. I got a bunch of dumb ass shit. I just buy shit, man. All the shit that I ever wanted in life, it ain't been like probably five or six that I haven't bought, that I haven't bought that I probably still want. I can buy them now, I'm just waiting. You say about five or six things? It ain't been like five or six more things I want for real. What car? Just material shit, period. I ain't never really had a dream or some shit that I want, like, ooh, I want that. And I'm waiting to buy that shit because I don't want, I'm just waiting. That's why I bought an extra van. You bought an extra van. You needed to buy that motherfucker because you needed to learn. That's it. Are you kidding me? Now you got the damn thing, you get $5,500. And I'm thinking, I'm optimistic. Yeah, we gonna sell it? No, fuck me. I would, hey, man, there, I'm fucking locking this up and doing somebody like that. The only way you can sell that bitch for $5,500 is if you put $3,000 in the glovebox. That motherfucker can check engine light on right now. Oh, hell no. That bitch right now, I'm trying to tell you, hey, a nigga can go $300,000. Listen, if you try to put... Why, you nigga, you fuck, you gotta be fucked up. Shit hard to the motherfucker. You fucking up the sale. You fucking up the sale. Okay. That motherfucker run good. He run good. That motherfucker is in mint, perfect condition. Real talk. No light, so I don't know nothing. You don't send the pictures, man. No, that bitch run. I'm telling him to get it washed. I'm gonna show y'all. Shine that bitch up, how everybody doing. Post it on the ground, my nigga. That bitch might be too funny to keep. Bro, you... Might be too funny to sell, I mean. That bitch hilarious. You just made that bitch legendary. How about Asher, man? He said, nigga, you gon' take me out of the bag. Can I have an escalator? I really want an escalator, though. Because I don't have no SUV learning like that. I don't have no SUV period. I need one. Anybody got some low mileage older model SUV send them to me, I fuck with them. You gotta be low mileage, man. If it's some older shit. You got some low mileage shit. Like DC's, you got an old school GMC Denali, the box body. About 50,000 miles, don't hit me. Fuck, that was funny. I don't like black on black shit. We got some great people who been hitting on me. One nigga hit me with a clean ass 69 Camaro, but that bitch was 40 racks. I was like, nigga, I'm not buying no 40,000 miles. If I do buy another car, Skylark, Chevelle, or a 96 Impala. You need the Model 3. Got that. Skylark, Chevelle, or Impala. I got that. Or El Camino. I got too much money tied up in them bitches. Ain't nobody going to respect the coins I have invested. How much yours? You ain't going to go to the candy blue book on them bitches. I ain't going to hit that shit. That's why I'm just going to keep it forever. That's what I'm going to tell you. Somebody with the paper going to understand that this is definitely the best way. That's all I'm telling you. You got one of a kind. Shit your ass done. This is a stupid new mystery van, bro. Hey man, let's get the fuck out of here. Wrap this shit up. Y'all make sure y'all stand in the loop with us. Whatever's for sale. Start selling us whatever you see in your city for sale. You see this type of nigga that buy Astro Van. I put the bitches out of here. Nigga that put a tag on the bitches. Got to do his name. He had big plans for this Astro Van. Hey man, we're getting the fuck out of here. This has been another episode. Lying from the trap living room. It's your man Carlos Miller. This nigga D.C. Young Flag. A.K.A. Astro Van. Show me. That hard shit. Ice cream man. I want to have a sip of ice cream. Oh man. What's that? I probably left for like 10 minutes. That shit was crazy, bro. I can't believe I bought the ass. That bitch been apart. Bro, I got to see a video of this shit. You ready to do this real quick? Yeah, yeah. Alright bro, look. We got some new merchants. Nah, come on man. They'll give me a big ass jacket man. That jacket way too big. Bigger than a motherfucker. You know we got all sides. Come on, but these are the ones I ordered though. This is my side. Oh, they're the perfect side, man. Where they can find them at? 85pril.com. Mmm. And that's a wrap. Yes it is, bro. Listen, bro. Listen, bro. That was the hardest I have ever laughed. Bro, you really bought the van. Bro, listen. When you said that shit, I really think I thought you love every land. No matter what car it is, it can be an ugly land car. You bought it because you fucked with cars. But for you to buy a car, put money into it and you ride it and be like, Man this shit is stupid. That shit hit home.