 I was going to say, even if you did a racism, it wouldn't matter, because the editor will cut it out. Oh, really? That depends, it really depends which editor you get, Shirley. Yeah, it could be a roulette wheel sometimes. They're probably doing an animation right now to display who it is. Also, everyone say hi to Halloween 2022. Hi to Halloween 2022. Hi, hello. Oh my god, it's the future. Yeah. We're so enjoying still being alive. The world is so much better by now. Yeah. All right, I guess. And then everyone's like, wait a minute, these are old icons. Right. They'll be like, uh-uh, these are icons that were sent from the past to the future. Don't think of them as old icons. That's leaving them as old icons. Shut up, Jay. Why Mr. said it's two hours from now, right? All right, I can't do anything but just post that. It feels bad, badly. He's on Canada people time. Uh-oh. Okay, wait, wait, wait. There may be legitimate confusion, actually. I've just spotted. So, this could have been my fault. Wait, but we all... That's the... I think it might... It could... I gotta look at these logs. It might all be my fault. We'll have to see if it's okay with Adam, if we watch the first one without him, and then wait for him to get ready for the second one, even though... Well, instead of booping him out of the first one, we just record a completely different EFAT reviews now. We could do that. What do you reckon, folks? Okay, I wanna throw something out there. Do it. Karen. Oh, that's another one. Yes, yes, yes. I vote Karen. It's so funny. Is everyone on board with Karen? I'd do whatever. Is it like a spooky movie? Are we gonna keep up the theme of spooky movies? It's absolutely supposed to be a spooky movie, yeah. Oh, really? Is it? I'll do a quick intro. Oh, my God. Welcome to EFAT Movies. Karen's spooky movie. Oh, my God. Halloween. Welcome. Fringy, JJ, Longbow, Moveshly, Metal, Rags and Shoe. That's our cast. Oh, my God. Let's go. Yeah. We're excited for Karen. I'm ready. We're already exhausted. Look, everyone listening to this right now in the future is going to be like, I just want to see him watch Karen. And you know what? Wish granted. Is everyone ready? Yeah, I'm ready. Okay, I'm going to say it. I'm going to do it. Three, two, one, go. Oh, Jesus. Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh. Oh, my God. It's worth it. Arrow, not a quiver. You asshole. Quiver? Is Karen quivering? Quiver distribution. That doesn't give off the arrow quiver vibes. What do you see on its own? Black lives matter. Oh, is she going to, like, wash away? This is a great start. Hey. Oh, yay. Oh, no. Now it says black matter. I don't know what that is. Black matter. Maybe she's like a fabulous star. I was going to say, this is a great opening. Oh, now we're doing this. Okay. Oh, my God. Look at the dripping. Oh, there we go. We did that. Unicated to the audience. That was marmite. That's establishing your stuff. That was so quick. Yeah, we're trying to tell you that she's a dick. What if that was on her driveway and she didn't put it there? What if it means something horrible in her language and she's not from here? The suburbs. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. Is she going to say all the facts? Is she going to be, like, only white lives matter? Aw. Is it really all lives matter? I think these two are cute. I hope nothing bad happens to them. Is she, she has comb earrings? Oh. She's shocking. She's extremely African. I'm going to take a look at her. Porn acting. Karen. Yes. You did? Your son's name is Kyle, by the way. Whenever they say the name, Karen, we all like it. Kyle, get your brother Chad. Please go put on what I've been so bad for you. Hurry up. Make a bunch of walls. I need to wait in this room. The daughter's got to be Stacy, right? Oh, her wig is so bad. Oh, I can't believe the Negroes. Is it the edges? Is it the edges? Even their luggage. Oh, no. White. Why would you stop to stare at her? She seems nice. What's so perplexing about this thing? Yeah, guys, guys, stop. Why are they reacting to her like that? She seems nice. Yeah, I'm sure. Real nice. Because she's Karen. She's the villain of the stories. She literally just said hi and they're like, she seems nice. Oh, another minority. Oh, God, they're everywhere. They're closing in. Karen looks like a Jimmy Neutron person. What if she does? I was going to say something. She does look a little, I don't know. I've been here nearly 10 years and I can't recall a Black family ever living on this block. I know. Oh, my God, the Asians. Why do you care? Why do you care about them on the internet? You're making a mistake to have. Pringy Asians are notoriously racist, as you all know. This film is just trying to say Asian people are racist. That's all. I thought Karen's a much more typically blonde. Like, why wouldn't she be blonde? Yeah. Look at that silly thing. You're all in this film. Is that a sword? Look at this. That's going to be relevant later. There's two swords by the door. This is a check off sword, everyone. Definitely a set up for something later. Look at the sword from the wall. And while I subdivision name Harvey Hill Plantation, you know that's a Confederate soldier, right? Don't worry about it. I will get on the HOA board and I will petition to change that. Yeah. You are a strong, beautiful, intelligent, and woke black man. Oh, no. That's not funny. What are you doing here? Look at that, Karen. Whoa. He's actually how black people talk. That's how black people talk. This was written by a fucking Twitter brand account. You are a woke black man. What? Wait, who directed this? Is it a white person or a black person? It was a black man wrote and directed. Oh, wow. Yes. And it was distributed by BET. Well, she barely fits in those pants. How does she fit in those pants? Yeah, that is. It's called a miracle, right? Can she raise her leg high enough to get up those stairs? She's trying right now. Oh, no. Oh, it's the Karen. Oh, no. The robot. The Karen doing. Is she putting a coloreds only sign outside? What's happening? Why do they linger? Okay, what's she doing? Karen, what are you doing? Lol. She's not even doing anything. She's not drilling anything in. I was going to say, like, what's she doing? She's pretty serious. Yeah, like, apparently so. But she's not stalking her right now. I don't know why. She's going to have to win a hat for no reason. Turn and smile, Karen. Turn at them and then smile. Do it. You're not touching anything. Stop it. I have to drill vaguely in this camera. Oh. She's installing a camera that looks right into their window. Look at them. Look at them. Look at Bonnie and Clyde over there. They wish to copulate. I'm sure of it. We must stop them. That pad is wonderful. I was waiting for you. I'm a leak. Don't touch. Oh, I don't shake. I'm a bit of a germaphobe. Which makes a lot of sense now. Yeah, that's for. Appreciate that. Black foe? Well, what would make you say that? Oh, God, the music. I saw all the cameras around your house and what not. So you've been looking at my house? No, no, no, no. I mean, I just so happen to see you have so many. You're casing the joint. We don't have any cash. What? What? Oh, Karen. Karen, the classic Karen. Yeah. Oh, God, I thought she wasn't wearing pants for a second. She just got really baggy legs. Baggy legs. Hey, one more question. Did you get the H.O.A. handbook because it clearly states that you need to be taking your trash cans off the curb right when the trash is picked up? The music, Rob? I'm using. That would be great. Cinema. Also, I hate you. So is she an asshole that is so you're saying is she an asshole that everyone or just the blacks? It seems like it seems like she's just a horrible person, probably. Well, Mike, that's what you think about the Karen theme. What black man is he going to shoot today? Her brother is a cop. Hey, I've got to get going back to work, but if you and the kids need anything, please call me. OK. Showed up just to let him know that he had to get to work. You could have called me. You could have said a goddamn text, mother fucker. I think her wine has really watered down. I don't know about y'all. Oh, dude, maybe she'll complain. She'll Karen. Tell me about your new neighbors. Pay. They're black. Oh, tell me about your new neighbors. They're black. They got well after. It's like cartoonish racism. The best guy. They did leave their trash out on the curb. After the trash had been picked up. Yes. That is not a good start. Tell me. Wow. What was that noise? I'm going to go say something. How dare you? Excuse me. Other people are here. Excuse me. Shut the fuck up. They're getting bright down. Having a blast, huh? Sure are. Because I can hear you all the way over there. It's really loud. Am I keeping it down? So? So if you don't comply, I'll tell the manager. If you don't comply, I'll tell the manager that we're enjoying it. Get the manager in here pretty quick. Listen, sweetheart. We'll try and keep that. That's why our Karen is quiet. They're not quiet people. Why is she yelling right now? Yeah. Yeah, Karen's usually much more obnoxious. Maybe this is the beginning of the film. Oh, but it gets way beyond Karen-ing. Do you want me to take care of that? No. I got it. Round two. What is this? They made another noise. They made another noise. I'm going to the manager. Because me, these black people are making noises. Did you notice they were black when they came in here? So now what's going to happen? Oh. Oh. Really? Wait, so they really? How? How is that even possible? How? How? What did she tell them? Did they not actually think about what she could have been telling them? So they just left it ambiguous? Yeah, they couldn't think of it. How do we make that believable? Oh, we can't. Next scene. Oh, no. He's doing the weed. And then he's going to look out the window and chew on that. I remember you. What's going on again? Is that fake rain? That rain is very fake. I was going to say the weed. It looks like a filter. That the rain is shockingly fake. Oh, my God. The music moving so slowly. Look at it. It is. I almost thought it was snow. Gently sliding down. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Because it's fake. You're that director who are distracted by your fake rain? Look at it. I think it's an effect that's supposed to be used on, like, wide shots, but they're using it real close up. So it's scaled, right? It's scaled. There's no water hitting the windscreen. Gumbelette wet. Why just let it not rain for fuck's sake? Like, would this scene really be ruined if it was dry? How the heck did you and your wife end up moving to this neighborhood? Well, we wanted to live in a nice neighborhood, not too far from the city, but affordable to live, you know? All you guys just seem to be migrating from the cities and infiltrating the suburban neighborhoods. Oh, infiltrating sub-infiltrating. Infiltrating. Infiltrating. May I ask what you do for a living? I run a community center over at East Point. Community center. Okay. Oh, no, he's nice. And what do you do there? Look at the people. I provide resources. Job training, after-school programs, you know? Athletics, drug, alcohol, rehabilitation. We just started a STEM program for teenagers and young adults. That is so great, holy. It's very rewarding, you know? I love what I do for my people. You feel me? I'm like, oh, we're so into it now. It's my people. So what you do for a living, Karen? I'm just curious how they'll make this go to shit. I'm an actress. Well, I'm a stay-at-home mom. These days, my husband died. It's so hard. And I just looked at him. What was that? What is that? Did you just go, she killed him? Yeah. Probably, yeah. It sounds like she killed him. Dude, there could be a pal if we find his body in the basement or something. And what is your life, too? You certainly have a lot of questions, Karen. Look, come on. I am just a curious woman. Can you blame me? I just want to know what my wife's about to do. Standing out in the rain? That's right. What's about to do, yeah. Got it, got it, yeah. This is the funniest rate I've ever seen. Oh, so she's the breadwinner. Yeah, my wife's a ship. She's a strong black woman. Yeah, strong black woman. Why didn't you say she was woke? Because she wear the pants. She puts her swords by the door. What is this movie? You are crazy. This is so bizarre. Karen, I'm just out of here. Oh, this scene is too long. Got it. It's going off the edges. You wouldn't want your wife to know our little secret, right? That's my secret. Our little secret. What? What? No, she's the smoking queen. She's the smoking queen. What are you talking about? Thank you, Karen. We smoke weed together. Is she really not okay with that? Is that shit? I mean, so why was he here? Like, why was he parked here specifically? You're smoking a weed, aren't you? Your wife doesn't know that she... No, she doesn't. Oh, this can be. Thank you. Oh, I thought that the first black people in this neighborhood were the people who came in. Oh, wait, that is him? So that's not getting rid of the weed. No, that's him. Oh, right. I'd already forgotten his face. You did a racism the other way around, Waller. The other way around. Thank you. No, no, no. Old black people don't look the same. The opposite of old black people look alike is black people don't even look like themselves in different lighting. There you go. It was raining. I couldn't tell. I wanted to be a running gag in this film where her earrings get bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger throughout the movie. It was raining. It's like, oh, caps at the end. Babe, have you met that new neighbor, Karen? No, I haven't. Is she nice? Yeah, she's nice and entitled. Wait a minute. We have a white, entitled neighbor named Karen? Yes, babe. Did they just acknowledge the Karen meme in the movie? Yes. Yes, but they're living in the real Karen world. This isn't like a zombie movie where zombie mythos doesn't actually exist in the universe. The Karen mythos exists. Yes. Part of the Lovecraft. Her hair looks like something from Lovecraft. No, I think the hair is cool. What's wrong with her hair? Yeah, that's really cool. I think that's cool. I think it's cool. I think it's really cool. I don't think. I don't like it. I don't think that the feng shui with the hair and the padlock earrings is... Don't drag the padlock earrings into the hair. Oh, no. What are you doing? No, no. I mean, that's what happens. The feng shui is standing right next to an open window with a light on in your house. Like, what is Kyle doing? Kyle, no. She just happened to walk by to see them getting ready for the sex. Get down stairs, Kyle. God damn it. You could only watch white people fucking. Look at them. You will watch me and your father. They're like animals. I'm sorry. I feel like can you have sex with the light on next to your open window that faces towards my house? Isn't like the most unreasonable request? Well, neither was smoking weed right outside in the coldest act, too. They're done. They did the thing. She's pregnant now. They have had sex. Oh, negative. Oh, dang. Really, babe? Karen's happy. Maybe you shouldn't check just yet. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, no. I mean, she's dead two weeks. She's dead. Yeah, she's dead two weeks. You've traveled. You have a time jump. Oh, yeah. You're implying they've been having sex for at least two weeks now? Yes. Maybe your sperm sucks. Supposed to have it. I'm OK. How should they have been paid to do this? To cuddle? No, this movie. Specifically, they had no cuddle in the contract, but then they offered him more money. He's like, well, I guess I'll cuddle. I guess we can do it. She has to take those earrings off though, so there's room. You don't want to hit them, yeah. Oh, no. Oh, no. It's Karen. Oh, my God. That's the pregnancy. It is Karen. I'm going to go find out. It would be really cool if- Quick, grab the door swords. This though. Wait a minute. Oh, my goodness. Oh, God, damn. Grab it with his finger right on the trigger. Things have escalated. They have. But see, if I were making this movie for the funsies, I would have kept everything the same, except Karen's going to be a Lovecraftian creature in the second half. That's what I would do. Yes. I actually thought I might do it. What are you doing outside? What? I don't know. What is happening? What is this? No, again. What the fuck are they doing? What are you doing? It was a noise. Let's go outside. Just wandering around with the gun outside. A noise in the suburbs? What could it possibly be? A raccoon. It's a raccoon. Yeah, he's just like- I want me to- No, there's a little carrot in there. This is the opposite of the stereotype of Black people in horror movies. Oh, it's a dog. Oh, my God. Jump scare. The Black people usually never walk towards the scary sound. Better trigger discipline, please. Yeah. Dude, we're going to grab that through. He's about to shoot himself at the foot. Safety off, of course. As always. Just pan and always Karen in the door window. Oh. Oh, okay. Is that camera pointing directly at our house? If it's pointing towards the side of her house, it will also be pointed at your house, too. She's got popcorn. What? She's got popcorn. She knew that they would come out with a gun and- Wait, does she have a projector? I'm about to go have a conversation with Karen. Well, stop right now. It's probably not a good time. Not with the gun and the bathroom, bitch. Baby, let me handle this. All of the cameras are pointing outwards. You got a fucking gun. Ooh, drone shot. AT&T has sponsored this video. Oh, we needed that shot. That was a really important shot. That was very- Yeah, that was strange. That was a shot of like- Oh, meanwhile, somewhere else. Okay, we're back. We paid a lot. Listen, we paid a lot for this drone footage, okay? This film brought to you by AT&T. A random establishing shot of the middle of a city in between two scenes to the suburbs. In the suburbs. Yeah. You had to break it up with something. I know you already met my husband. What a charming and handsome man. Thanks, he's taking. Well, thank you. Okay. Listen, I just wanted to come over and introduce myself and bring you my homemade pecan pie. Oh, no, don't trust it. You have a camera that seems to be pointing directly at our house. Yeah, well, I have a lot of cameras pointing everywhere in the neighborhood. Yeah, ever since my husband died. Because they're security cameras. Yeah, it's pretty normal. I feel like right now she's seeing the reasonable one. I totally understand. I mean, she was sitting there just watching it eating popcorn. Whichever mind is putting up some curtains on your window. My son saw you in dressing last night. Yeah, and I would just hate for him to see that little strip T's between you and your husband. Could be a little traumatizing for a 17-year-old. I wouldn't say traumatizing. No, that's exactly what it says. Dude, this is like just concentrated cringy. It's super cringy. I don't want a drip of cringe, just IV. Consistent cringe. Bye. IV was slowly into our veins. Is she going to find the pie in the bin later or something? Yeah, of course. Oh, yeah, she's going to find it. Hey, no, no, not the dish, too. Give the dish back. Give the dish back? I need to give that back. Idiot, Karen, come on, Karen. You know the rules for that. They're doing a really bad job at what they're trying to do. She's cartoonishly bad. But she's also making some valid points. So I don't know. That's the big, rude excuse. It's the main conflict of this film that she wants. They want the dish back. And she's like, no, is that my dish? Have I ever told you how lucky? I mean, you're beautiful, intelligent, sexy, college-educated. You are so good. Oh, my God. You are so good. College-educated. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Shut up. Oh, my God. Socially aware, Black woman. Oh, my God. If a man called me socially aware, I'd fucking lean you. Every time you tweet that we live in a society, I just go, ah, that's my girl. Yep. Whenever I'm having sex, I just go, oh, my God. You're so socially aware. You're so college-educated. You keep panning until Karen's standing. Oh, my God. But she just smokes cigarettes. The light behind her. Oh, they were so proud of that shot. Look at that. I mean, yeah. Oh, is she still watching them through the- I guess. Did she watch them all night? She's got to sleep, right? Vampire. Oh, he's going to start bonding with this kid and Karen will be like, don't you dare. Playing the basketball. Mom is black man stealing my basketball. Oh, he gave it back. Is the white guy going to be really shit at basketball? He's going to be completely dunk on him. Oh, he's got trophies. He's good at basketball. He's very good at sports. All right. Here we go. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. See, look at that. See, that's that grown man's shrimp. What? See, that's that grown man's shrimp. What? Yeah, yeah. Don't do that to the child. Please. Yeah, don't touch my child. Honestly, if Karen came out and was like, don't touch my child, she'd be totally in the right. Oh, she's going to walk toward the pen. Oh, um, this is the most predictable movie in the world. Oh, that's racially insensitive. That's racially insensitive. That's racially charged. Hey, would you mind putting some anti-freeze in my car? Kyle is going to do it. But as you can see, he's busy. Well, just do it. You just pour the anti-freeze into your car. Just right here. I'm confused. Why does she need him to do it? I don't do it. This is a trap of some kind. Request for my name. I made it. I'll be like, is that it? I guess. What are you doing? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Karen, what are you doing? Oh, she wants him to take his clothes off. That's the least I can do. Oh, has a woman ever wanted your pudding pop that you just spilled anti-freeze in there? Did you see how deliberately he spilled it? Yeah. I was wondering if it was like there was something in the air. Why is your house so dark? It's the middle of the day. Why is it so dark? Wow. You're right. It is really dark. So much. Again, vampire. Let's go to the kitchen. This is probably right there. Is there going to be like an anti-black room? Oh, sorry. That's the Nazi bathroom. KKK room. The KKK room. Whoa, what's in here? Oh, is there like a portal to another dimension there? Yeah, right. Maud, Lovecraft. Oh, it's suddenly much dark. Oh, shit. Well, you know that security cameras would eventually have screens to look at them on. I mean, I guess they were all zoomed in on like the zoomed in one. Yeah, that's the spooky one. Oh, I don't see those faucets often. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. My confederates. Oh, my God. Federate flags. Oh, my God. Everyone puts the flags. As if you guys don't do this. I have the Welsh flag on my soap. That was great. Thank you, moving. I love how he was spooked by the soap dispenser and not the fucking fact that she's spying on them. Right. What was he planned? Was she trying to spook him? Hey, baby. I saw it. Oh, my God. That's the realest. That's the realest pacing I've ever seen. Man, they're proud of this. I know this shot. I want to believe this is carrot. Did he just cut see it? She's running around in the woods. She's just like making all these woods sounds. You went in her house? Just to wash my hands. I was helping her put antifreeze in her car and it splashed over my shirt. And then what happened? Went into her house and she offered to put my shirt in the wash, babe. Wait a minute. You took your shirt off in her house? Oh, shit. No, it's not what I said. Oh, my God. Jesus Christ. No, babe. I didn't take my shirt off. I didn't take my shirt off. That was absolutely terrible. No, no, it was the acting horrible. Just what a jump, Blake. I found a control room and saw what she can look right into our house, babe. Oh, there you go. Right now we mentioned this. Oh, uh-uh. We have to do something about this. Well, you all set, Coyne? Coyne? Yeah, she's a fool. Oh, God. Yeah, span around him more. We're escalating. I can send you my number. The savior's drew. I'm sure you got to use this thing. Coyne, I like it. The Coyne title. Oh, my God. Are you not going to make black people wear it? Why? Why did they make that happen? Why did the writers choose for that to happen? What? I actually have another pretty serious situation to bring to the table, if I may. Okay, Karen, what is it? You know, if they say Karen enough, it's going to become a meme. Like, it's not a day anymore? Except people have that name. I know, I feel bad for those people. Oh, wow. Where do I start? So the other night, the wife purposely undresses in her bedroom. She has no wines on. Gives my son a complete peep show. You think that's bad? Jesus. Southern night, I walk outside you guys and I find her husband smoking marijuana in his car outside of their home. I'm so glad I got to play the part of Karen. I'm going to say this poll lady. Nobody's going to hire her again. Poor lady, she's got producer credits. She it. Oh, I don't mean poor as in money. No, I mean like... Yeah, she has a hand in this. She has a hand in this. Yeah, she did this to herself. She went on record praising how socially aware this movie was. Oh, no, never mind. What happens is, is it starts with weed. Next thing you know, we have criminals coming into our neighborhood. Then we've got pimps and prostitutes. Then you're having black babies. Can you imagine? Can you imagine? Those people are running around. Why, as you know, that would require a vote. Ah, democracy. Well, then everybody in favor of citing these people. Citing? Why? We don't want to rock the boat, if you know what I mean. No, just say you have not presented evidence that they've done much bad. Yeah, I mean, has she even got proof that he was doing that? Oh, no. Oh, my God. I don't really like these things. She's staring right at the camera. She's looking right at us. Well, the thing is, we've completed act one. It is time to begin escalation, you know. Staring right to us all. That is a weird run. That is not a real run, like this. Yeah, just to run around the court around and pretend you're just running for a while. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You're like the malignant lady. I feel that you and I might have gotten off on the wrong foot. And how many pearl accessories does she have on all of them? My name's Karen. Oh, I think I need a beer. This is agony. What kind of name is that? It's actually Swahili. Swah. Swahili. You know, I just love how your people, you guys. Oh, my God. It's the most interesting names. Uh-oh. You don't know what it means. Karen, I've got a lot to do. I'm planning a housewarming party. Karen, get the fuck out of here. Housewarming? Yeah. Oh, the housewarming party scene. Really? Love. Really? We didn't get the invite. Friends and family. No, it's only for our people. It's just friends and family. I'm just kidding. We don't really know each other well, but I do consider us like friends. Oh, my God. Oh, man. Oh, look at that. That miscreate back there with the yellow. Sure. Yeah. Come on back. Find the party. Where are you going? Awesome sauce. Where's my yellow? Yeah, the yellow person was just sneaking around. They look back. Yeah, what were they doing? They looked back. Towards the camera. What? Where were they? Why were they wearing yellow? Oh, yeah. Hey, there's a yellow raincoat. See all the rain? Right. They forgot to put the filter on this time. You can see it. I'm sorry. This is the whitest spread I've ever seen in my life. Some of these characters are like the Dave Chappelle white persons or something. Hi, sorry. I was just moving the door. The dramatic red light. Are these swords? Yeah. Oh, my God. This is a horror. No. I actually hate the open ceremonial swords. Oh, my God. I hate those. Do you just say no? They're actually Ethiopian ceremonial swords. Yeah. They're cursed. They're the bottom ones, really. So they're swords. There she is, slaving away in the kitchen. Oh, you could say that. He's cute. He's cute. He's very cute. Hey, what are your dress? This is so much closer to being like an intentional cringe comedy than it is already. I like her dress. That's the chick who got me kicked out of the restaurant. Yeah, like if this was. Oh, it's that guy. Oh, good. Good. Who, Karen? Yes, the Karen. You see, I see just walked by without even acknowledging me. What's her name? Karen. Right. But what's her real name? Karen. I just told you that. So Karen is a Karen. I feel like it's a mistake to acknowledge the meme in this. Yeah. Yeah, they shouldn't be acknowledging the mythos. The Karen mythos. Oh, look at these earrings. Why is everyone wearing crazy earrings? My goodness. That's how the female is established. Her friend. It's a freaking earring. Oh, my God. She's wearing Africa. They shot the man six times just for reaching for his wallet like his life didn't even matter. Black lives matter. That's right. Don't all lives matter? That's wild. They literally just said black lives matter. Oh, she said all life's matter. She said all life's matter. She said it. Oh, yeah. Oh, God. How is she gonna do it? Like, why do only black lives matter? Why do only black lives matter? There it is. All lives are not in danger any time there's an interaction with law enforcement. Yes, they are actually. Okay, well, I come from a family of law enforcement. Like, rags don't use logic in this movie. Like, just laugh. Just laugh. Just laugh. Just laugh. You don't remember me, do you? I don't, should I? You got me and my friend kicked out of the restaurant by the day. Oh, shit. Oh, yeah. Oh, chill, man. You know, just bail out. No, no, no. If my friend got kicked out by somebody and that person showed up to a party, I'd be like, that's not cool. Oh, yeah, that was you, huh? Yeah, you guys are being really loud and really. Loud and unruly. You mean being black. This has nothing to do with being black, but feel free, pull the race card. Race card. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something about Africa. I'm wearing it on my face. Fuck's sake. You people are very angry. Just relax. You people. What the fuck? Uh-oh. Let me just calm down. See, what is this? Unbend your African area, please. We're not angry. Oh, no, I see it too. Oh, no. Thanks, Jill. Oh, jeez. No, South Africa's gone. It's just the first ship landed on the coast of Africa. And that's the one with the most white people in it. What incredible symbolism. Oh, my God. It's foreign land. And here we go with the whole slavery thing. Oh, my God. This movie is incredible. Look at her dress, too. How white it is. Yeah, I think that might be on there. Only missing a hood. K-Rubia. Me? Personally, I've never owned a slave in my entire life. The hilarity of she was actually keeping a black slave. She was super rude. Bottom line, guys. She was super rude. Dude, if you had a slave in a base, that would be amazing. Bottom line, guys. If you don't like it here, go back. Back, back where? She gave you some. Africa? Yeah, you're going to be fine. Karen gets fucked out. I didn't mean anything by it. Karen, you are not a socially aware black woman. You need to leave. Karen, you're the opposite of woke. Well, I knew when you told her to come over here, that was a bad idea. So now we're going to play, I told you so. She invited herself. You didn't have to open the door and let her in. Right. And invite her in. To be fair, you did invite her in. You said, okay, come in. And that's what you should not do with vampires. I warned you. Or white people. But white people can only enter your house if you invite them. White lady into our world was a horrible idea. Wait, what? What? Why did you say it like that? Invite the white lady into our life. What the fuck? Fighting this white devil into our house. Who is this film what make me what a root for? I'm confused. Karen, you can beat the power of whiteness. This fucking movie is racist to white people and black people. I warned you. I warned you. Bringing a baby into this messed up racist world. And we aren't even financially stable. What happened to love? Ain't that's what it's supposed to be about? But you want to bring up finances right now and shit. What? Well, don't what me. You know what I said? No, what are you talking about? Because finances is what pays bills. What? Yeah, but you don't always have to bring it up. I mean, like this is, I mean, it's weird that you just brought it up. You do all right at the community center. All right. Ben. I just do all right. Ben. Malik. Wow. All right. Dude, if Karen was listening to this, she'd be so satisfied. Did you not have this conversation before you got the house? Let me see what this has to do with Karen. Our racism is affecting the religion. Hey, you're yelling at me. That's not necessary. You don't have to do all that. We can talk civilized. She's going to be watching them through the window yelling. So you tell her. She's going to be like, ha, ha, ha. She sips white Zinfidel and eats her popcorn, her Orville Redenbockers, the whitest of popcorn. I like the idea that popcorn is a white people food. Police are killing us. And now racism is right at our front steps. Keep in mind, she is reluctant to have a child because they live in such a poisonous racist white world. Yep. Oh, my God. It's just like Luke. So all this so all this communicates is that racist works? Oh, shit. You can't be popping behind vans and shit hopping out. Karen, God damn it. You're like, God damn Michael Myers. What the fuck? Karen, listen, that whole go back to Africa line was disrespectful. And you know that, you know, it's even more disrespectful. Surveillance. It's a lot. Fuck your arrow. I know. Guys need to move on. Why do you keep talking to her? Is there an issue with black people? Oh, I don't have issues with black people. We just run in different circles. And I just feel that people need to socialize with their own kind. Oh, shit. Mad. You can try and just use it. I need to learn how to do it. Come to your fucking party. OK. Karen, what the fuck? You're not like the others. I think people should like socialize with their own kind and say, oh, yeah, but I'm going to come to your fucking party and sit in the middle of it all. Well, she told him to go back to Africa in this party. So get out of this neighborhood. Go back to Africa. This might be the craziest movie I've ever seen. What is she doing now? It's like, yeah. But we're only like halfway through. All right, the bin. It's the bin. Not today. The bin. Oh, oh, hello. Wow. Oh, but she has the security cameras. They have cameras. Karen, out. They have cameras. You're done. I'm going the way. Who could it be? Karen, I saw you. Karen, we have cameras. You fucking idiot. You kind of fucked up, though, because now it's going to attract raccoons. Exactly. Oh, no. It's the little kid. Oh, it's the it's the it's the white lit. What's your name? Sarah. Sarah. That's a pretty name. Need some help? Oh, you're going to be so nice. Yeah, sure. Why are you shaking that off? What are you doing? Put in the trash. You're fucking moron. Why would you shake anything off of Robin? On your on your grass. You need the trash to be clean when you throw it out. And I have a boyfriend. What? A boyfriend at your age? He's black. Does your mom know about Kobe? No way. I would get in big trouble. She doesn't like black people. We noticed. Yeah, we know. We know. What's his close up? Doesn't like you. She doesn't like you. It's weird. And nice Shyamalan can. What are you doing over here? I was helping her. Oh, it's really sweet. I thought I told you you can't come over here. Mom, please don't put me in the prison again. I told you not to play in the garbage with flies. I thought he was a fly. She's not a slapper. Damn it. Was that really necessary? That was like the most sincere moment of this movie. You're going to tell me how to raise my children? I don't know how to speak to my child. No, I don't know how to close them. Not close. I was saying if I ever catch you talking to her again. Okay, whoa, Karen. Leave my fucking family. Oh, God. Fuck that family. She's my property, Karen. Oh, shit. Karen, what's this noise? The rising violin thing. You too, but who trying to get this Ellen Madden note? Look, that's not on you. You can get it first. Excuse me. Hey. Hey. Woodlums. Do you guys live around here? Do you mind showing me some ID? To put me in the locker? Oh, my God. No. Well, ask her for his. Ask her for his. And if you don't show me some ID, I will call the police. Why? Why? For what? Nothing's funny, but you can go ahead and call them. Do you know who my dad is? One of these three should start recording. No, I don't know who your dad is. Surprise that this movie is like fake a Karen video to try and make you go viral like a marketing. You don't know who I am is the problem. What the fuck is this scene? Oh, shit. Is the cop going to kill one of you guys? There you go. We're doing it. This is the most Karen thing she does. And that's the just just actually photograph her with a phone and just show the video in the movie. Can you please hurry up? Please. It's very aggressive. I'm really scared. It's really scary. I'm not. I'm not really scared. Oh, my God. They're coming at me. Shit. We're literally. What? What is that? I left my wallet with my ID. What? Okay. Okay. Why is it dark? Yeah. One of them is going to fucking die or something. And that's going to be like the climax of the movie. Oh, God. He's going to touch his bum. I'm busy disturbing his melanin. You're trespassing. Trespassing. Oh, no. This is not doing. How do you trespass on public property? I'm like a hog. And his dad's apparently like a powerful rich person. Well, yeah. I mean, the point of this thing is just the cop brother is evil. Yeah. Which we already knew that though. Yeah, but look how the consequences of his evilness. I want to sell the house. Wait, what? We could just kill Karen. It's fine. We must kill the Karen. We're in a neighborhood with people who don't want us here. Seems like it's just her. Yeah. She said neighborhood. She seems to be like the only. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. She's so fucking weird. I just. I fucking live here out of spite. Yeah. I'm like, fuck you, Karen. Look, baby, we are not running from her. We ain't running from white people. Okay. Okay. Karen's like the only racist person. She's the only one. Yeah. Well, except for the cop brother. He's probably going to be. The cop brother. He's going to be hyper racist. Even the kids are being the peacemaker. Yeah. The kids are nice. Is he a whole life just detecting black people? Yes. Look at his face. It's perpetually sad. Karen, look, you know how many times I've been out simply doing my job. I see these people recording me. It's nothing. Oh, God, he's so bad. That's right. You're legally allowed to film the police. Takes care of its own. I want them out. It's nothing. Brotherhood. Yesterday. Bob was busy arresting black people. He asked me if I couldn't help him. There's so many of them now. There's so many. Where are they coming from? So his footage, the phone footage from the one guy, the young guy, is going to come out and that will. Take care of all this. Yeah, I would have thought that's been done already. In fact, because they showed that specifically him doing that. They're going to film her out. We're going to have to relieve you of your post. Excuse you. Evidently, you called the police on some kids in the neighborhood. One of them lives in the neighborhood and his father's a prominent civil rights attorney. Ah, there you go. That's adorable. And? Oh, my God. Yes, and. They are filing a lawsuit against the police department and the HOA. I didn't do anything. Where's the proof? Show me. There are images and videos floating all over the internet. And you believe that that's the whole story, Jan? Well, it did capture that. It's gone viral. Look at the guy in the video. Yeah, there you go. Jan, you know me. Come on. I know you're a racist. It's really obvious. It's cartoonishly so. Come on, friendo. Don't betray me, friend. Well, you guys aren't the boss of me. And you really did mess with the wrong person this time. But that's okay. It is not. What the hell? You know. Don't stay right here. No, you know what? What is this? Karen drove your art. I studied that because I studied it like the damn pipeline. You put the coat on and then you took it off. Don't poke it. I am not going down without a fight. What is the camera doing? Settling. I don't know. Yeah, decide what's happening. Okay. The camera was like drugged and swaying from left to right. Marvin Hill? Well, that was a white name. What? He's nervous. No, no, she's going through her joke. She's in the dark now. That's not great. Oh, no, black news. They're on the T.V.S. They're sitting without a T.V.S. They're everywhere. Friends were roughed out. Dude on the right. They were detained by a lit. Oh, B in his mouth. Based on this phone call. She's going on her off. She's going to punish him mode. She's going to dance on the stairs now. It would be widely. Dude, it would be box wide as well. Don't worry, man. You can still be racist. Dude, why do they not? Well, they just like a step away from adding like smoke coming out of his face. Like, yeah, she's vomiting again. His ears and he turns all red. She could still be possessed. I don't know. I am so very disturbed. I'm sure more like her horror movie stuff. Look at this. Yeah, like a really bad movie. What were they thinking? It's toast. Toast, brother. Black excellence, my man. Oh, they should stay. They should stay. Karen by the end of this, actually. And put her in a coffin. She just folds her arms over. Bro, she's like Karen named. Yes, thank you. That's half of your character's lines is addressing that. They're genuinely the worst parts of this movie when they do that. Have you ever seen that? The camera just keeps moving back and forth. They keep doing this. Whoever, fucking director of photography, or whoever does this shit, stop. This is camera doing. I did you. That's what we just said. I'm trying to focus on the characters and their deep, rich conversations. They're just swaying back and forth. Well, let's go back. Oh, okay. We had enough of that. I'm done here. I'm in. Get on with my baby, man, so I can face the wrath. Bro, I feel for you. Hell hath no fury like a black woman scorned. Thanks for the support, brother. No problem, my brother. All right, be safe. All right, you too, man. We're running like onto Kente, boy. Get on now. God, this fucking movie seems like a misdirected by an out of touch little white. Yeah, like it feels like it. I hope you have a good day, my brother. Yes, you too, my brother. My African fellow. What's this? How do you do my fellow African Americans? Oh, no. Oh, no. I'm pretty sure this work is going to save. It's going to come in and save the day. Yeah, the white eyed innocent nighting cop. How did we go from whips and chains to whips and chains? Whips and chains. Just music and whips and chains. No, they've really, like, just beaten you over the head with it. Whips and chains. Keep doing it. It's funny. Oh, look, it's raining this time. Oh, it's actual rain. My God. My car keys are like whips and chains. It could just be like a set person squirting a ball. Oh, no, that looks like so. My new keys are like whips and chains. Yeah, it's actually raining. That's convenient for them. They was an accident, though. It just happened to be raining that day. He's going to die. I reckon you'll just go to prison. I don't think they kill. He's the main character. It's a gunshot like a wallet. Take him down. Don't you mind stepping out of the car? For what? Offside and do anything. Step out of the vehicle. For what? This voice. Isn't that like a body cam here that would be recording all this? You know, if you work in a community center and you know about this, then you know what you should do. I don't answer questions. Exactly. The problem is, unless this is recorded, you've got to comply because you can't catch them out. Well, of course. Yeah, yeah. But it would be recorded, right? I don't know. I don't know if they all have body cams. Yeah, I don't know. Or if it conveniently turned off like some of them do. Hey, there you go. Come on, rookie. And down, rookie. Yeah, tell rookie. This black one's mine. That nosy wife of yours is quite a stir. Time to pay the piper. What is this guy? What is he being arrested for? You can't tell me, huh? Dude, appeal to the other cop. He's clearly a helpful guy. Yeah, he's the good. He's the good. He's the good apple. I am the evil character. Now, if I search your car, am I going to find a gun? I'm not going to find any illegal service car. They're proud of this shot. No. We'll see about that. You shouldn't have done that one again. No. Is he going to plant something? He's planting. Of course. Of course. Wow. Oh, damn, that's a big bag. You put that shit on me, man. You a coward. You know that. Oh, shit. Rookie, do something. Rookie, what are you doing? Yeah, what are you doing? I guess he's just bad. He's compulsive. This movie's doing. Oh, why did you do that? That was a mistake. All right. Now run in the woods. Is he running? Get out of my way. Run in the woods. I wouldn't. Running away, mate. He's fucking no matter what now, because he's just a solid police officer. That's what he wanted. He's the bad guy. I know. Why are you dumb? I was not staying in the police for a change of mind. What? No. You're not supposed to say that. People are supposed to say that about you. Yeah. I've never been on the phone before. I've had that. That's what he just did. The fuck you are. You're a racist piece of shit. Ooh. I'm leaving. Oh, shit. Don't move, brotherhood. I wonder what he's implying there. Okay, Jesus. I'm a hammer. God damn it. I'm a hammer. Are you a nail? I'm on the phone to it. Now get the fuck out of my face. You was already out of it when you finished in that sentence. Yeah. You're a feds. God, you're a fringe. I'm a fringe. I told you to stop smoking. The baby, that weed wasn't mine. They set me up. He planted that shit. Yeah, but your weeded. Baby, so now it's my phone? The bitch is your friend? Blaming him for this? Wow. It's like she's a weed that it was planted. Thanks for money. What an asshole. Yeah, you can't plant weed on someone if they don't actually smoke weed. That's impossible. Well, I understand they planted like a felonies worth of weed on you. However, you do smoke weed, so fair game. In a way, you asked for it, you know? Get his beard, yeah. No prior record. It was like a fucking pillow's worth of weed. You just had it in his jacket. You planted that cough? That was bad. What's up, guys? Oh, yeah. Remember, she's a blogger. I'm living in a neighborhood among racist people. Well, why is she saying it's a whole neighborhood when it's two characters? It's very difficult to be surrounded by people who don't value you or see you as equal. Is Karen destroying your car? Karen Karen is slashing the tires. Your car isn't up to code. Do you see what I see? What the hell are you doing, Karen? Why are you holding my car? Can I talk to your car's manager? I just wanted to say that. Wait, what the fuck? Hey, listen, I thought that this would be a perfect time for you and I to make sense. For me to sit on your car? Your car? So fucking crazy. Why are you holding my car? You wanted to sit on your car. I'm going to bend your hood. Don't sit to support the weight of two people. Don't fucking sit on cars. I do have an axe to grind with these people, and I've just taken it all out on you. When I was a little girl, we got pushed out of our neighborhood when the whole crack epidemic started. Sorry, it's so emotional. Oh, she's crying. It wasn't for that damn crack epidemic. I was like, what? Well, let me come down there and talk to you. I don't have any personal with any husband. I don't have any personal with you and your husband. I just don't want you in my neighborhood. I'm so sorry for you, Karen, but you're going to have to deal with it because we're not going anywhere. Yeah, you're telling me. Her arc is complete. Yeah. That was just good. No, look at that. How dare she pick. Mahler's priorities. I will admit, I was thinking it for a while. I was about to say something, and I'm like, I'm not going to be the one to say it. I saved you all. The flood gates are open. The ass gates are open. The ass gates? Cue homelone montage where they set the house up to anti-Karen traps. Homelone. Right? I don't know. It sounds awfully like white. Oh, is that what we're going to do? Like the lawyers like, I'm afraid we can't. We can't. So see if the people like you. Oh, it's the black guy. No, it's not. Oh, yeah. He's one of their people. Why is the camera so far away from this? It's Karen. This is Karen POV. This is Karen. Oh, it is. Yes, dude. Oh, damn it. This is what we're going to do. I want more POV cab where it's like skittering around. Yeah, I want to run it around in the background. Go. And the camera's going back and forth again. Oh, my God. They like that sway. They do. Yeah. It's just a feature one that cameras have and they can figure out how to turn it off. Karen Drexler. You mean the HOA president who harassed my son and his friends with her cop, brother? That would be her. Sounds like she's a racist. Let's get her. Why is he? They don't know which one's supposed to take it. That would all good leave. He went to the living room. Because Karen's husband was her Ken Drexler. He was one of three. This is his World War II photo. He's a vampire. Do you think Drexler was in a temp to have an evil say a name? He was fired from a job as an elementary school. It's an accident. It does. The Drexler style. Oh, it would be so fucking great if he started talking about Drexler family history and it goes all the way back to like the Middle Ages and there's like a vampire. No, no, no. They were Nazis. They worked in like the rocket program or at Auschwitz or something. So it's not, it's not, it's all pictures of literally just him. Every page is just. Society of cops. Karen, too. The dark age. You've been racist for hundreds of years. You think you can stop us now? They invented racism. They were the first ones. They're the CEOs of racism. See, now that would make this movie incredible. Like they go to an ancient ruin. They find a book that describes the origin of racism. They have to go back in time. This is where the unword was invented. Ancient monks cast spells OK, OK. We didn't hear, but he said that Karen's husband was killed by a black vigilante. What? And then she went nuts and started saying racist shit to kindergarteners and got fired. Ironically. Ironically. This is a fucking parody show I love where one of the lines in it is. There's actually a black man who shot me. That's why I decided to become a racist. Like you guys. And they're doing that unironically here. I decided. What are they doing here? You're not watching TV. It doesn't look like there's a glow or anything. They're just sitting on the couch. Oh, no, Karen. With their new kitchen light. Just a minute. Have you got any drugs in your house? Let me check. I want to warn you. I have two door swords. Ah. You can't show up here. You can't pop an assault at him. Sir, do you have a license for your door swords? Go ahead. Open the door. Open the door. No. He's a warrant? Why? Why? How could he possibly have gotten a warrant? The Negro spirit. He's allowed to have it. Gun 30. He's allowed to have one, though. Yeah. You're allowed to have those. Is it not registered? Pistol. Wait a minute. I thought I told you to get rid of it. We don't need it here. Baby, look. I'd rather be caught with it than without it. I just assumed it was legal. How did they get a warrant? Why didn't he just go by it? Why did he get a warrant? And how could he? What's happening? What the fuck? That's so confusing. I literally looked away for like two seconds and now he's getting arrested. Now he's getting arrested. You got to pay full attention to this one. Yeah, they inspected the house and found a gun which apparently is enough to arrest him in America. Okay, well, that happened. Charles, they took him. You gotta do something. Imani. This bad cry acting. Yeah. Imani, did they say why? Imani? Uh-oh. Okay. Oh, it's Karen in the house. Probably. See, that would have been great. You've made this horror now, right? Dude, if they did, like Hill House, where you can just see Karen in the background for all the different shots, that would be awesome. I always loved that. What the fuck is this? Where are you? Oh my goodness. Karen's got a gun. So what's the plan here? Did she think this is gonna work out for her? What the fuck is her plan? Did it? She's just gonna go kill the girl? Is that it? What do you mean he hasn't? I looked, my brother's a cop. Shoot, can you get me off the hook? It was self defense. Oh, it's a fake arrest. He's not really being taken in. Oh, is this guy gonna get killed too? I could see that happening. I wonder. Okay, I'm on my way. Oh god, I'm like invested now. I was about to say, this is gonna be the climactic ending now. Oh, shit. Oh, that's the lever that takes the house off. The house turns open. She just collapses. If you're inside the house, it turns you off too. Oh, it's a code. Oh, she's right there. What the fuck? What are you doing? That was easy. Why are you standing there doing nothing? Karen, what are you doing? She made a whole roof face out of the gun. Just ghosts. Well, as you can see through it, you dumb bitch. No, leave you. Why are you not doing anything? I thought that was the guy that ran. Let the sword get the house. What is happening? Why is this the storyline? What's going on? I don't know. Quick, lawyer man. Do lawyer things. What's his name? Malik Jeffries. Okay, we needed that. What was with that attitude? What's his name? Yeah, she could be gone. She could have just left. Yeah, she's like, are we supposed to believe she just wants to kill him? Oh, the sword missed it. By the way, she's not got her finger on the trigger. That right there, that's filmmaking. The one time she should have her finger on the trigger, she doesn't. No, you're dead. I won. You're dead. You brought a sword to a gunfight, moron. It's a sword pose. What is this stance you're doing? She's, what is she doing? What? Why? I have the power of God and animated my son. What the fuck is happening? What was that? What is this fucking game? Passive animation for like 10 seconds. That was like the best thing ever with. The server was lagging, and this is just how it resolved. That's, yes, that's what that was. Because like, she presented the stance with the sword. Like, I've won. It's like, I have a gun. Like, well, there's donuts. Yeah, donuts. I got my donuts. My donuts. Donuts. I got donuts. I got my donuts here. Oh, man. You stabbed me in the leg. Ouchie. That hurts. So if, if stab someone in the leg, I'm going further than that if they have a fucking gun. I wanted to stab her in the leg and then run away. Yeah, Karen, what is your goal here? Why did you do this? But like, why? What was that noise? Oh. Where'd your sword go? Oh, now the tracks changed. Beyonce. Let's fucking go. Oh my God. What the fuck is going to show up? What's happening here? Is that without your gun? I'll go for it. Oh, yeah. Black girl beat her on. And Waller. This is just like when Javisya Leslie had that old bitch on the stairs. Oh my God. Yes. He ran out in jelly beans. There's the gun. You might want one again. God, how did you not pick up the gun? How did we get to this point? Keep moving. Move. Go, go. What are you doing? She's not even aiming at you. Move. Move. Move. Go. This is a survival situation. You need to act according to what you're doing. Karen, you don't have to do this. Maybe this idea. Try putting that before it's dead. Why did you light her? How did this happen? There's a fucking Zebra on her wall. Yeah, it's an African. Don't you? That's an African thing. It's an African thing. That's an African thing. Close the door. It is. Why would you corner yourself like this? Secure the perimeter. I'll get the handle and win. Just do what I say. No, you're an evil racist. And I'll remember the cop that doesn't like you. He's still having us working together. Healing this good cop is going to kill the bad cop. Yeah, he is going to kill the bad cop. Why would you go with him? Oh, my God. Let's kill it together like old times. Last thing we need to do is have another officer involve shooting. Get these people all riled up. Fine, I'll fucking shoot. Goddamn. Oh, my God. Okay. No, but that was in the that was in the shoulder. She's probably going to be okay. Unless she does another one. It's going on here. Go back out to the car. I'll explain everything. I'm really present. Did you go to the town? No. Call police. Ambulance. She has a pulse. She has a pulse. We will handle this. Go back out to the car. Go back to the car. God, the acting is so bad. You're fucking with us. You're fucking with us. You're fucking with us. You're fucking with us. Stand down. We're okay. Is she really keeping a gun on the person on the ground? It was like. Hey, a white man killed your brother. Oh, she's got the gun. Oh, she's got the gun. She's got her. Yeah. I need to go to the car when my brother's dead. Oh, my God. Stop. Stop. I can't handle this. Yeah, Imani. What? Not at that angle. Come on. You cannot get over me. Yeah, I'm not sure she could have. Oh, oh. Oh, did she die? I'm at Goldiland. Can you explain what happened? No. No. I don't know that you'll believe me. Also, where did you get the gun from, though? We would like it not to be so. What the fuck was this movie? Bigotry. I'm by your side. I'm by your side. My son. You got the trumpet. He grows bright. He's like, can you shut up? We're trying to listen to this guy. This is a family guy joke. I'm just talking trumpet. I want to thank you all for coming out here today. We got a serious situation down in the Bronx. Our friend needs to get a message to the short man in the hat. He needs to deliver this message before the construction site contracts are handed down. It's of vital importance that these matters be attended to. So we may have to bring in a friend from Yonkers. What? I say we may have to bring in others. What is this? This is so funny. I just want them speaking to me like, dude, shut the fuck up. Oh, that's named after someone else. Oh, that's a frego. Oh, she got pregnant. Now that racism was... Dude, we are wrapping up this story quick. Not just telling that kid the stories. I can't hear you. You're looking at the camera, yeah. The trumpet's getting louder. We did it. Oh, it's like James Bond's credits. Yeah, it's a James Bond. Oh, what do we... Oh, God. Black entertainment time. Oh, jeez. This is touching. I can't hit that. I have fucking a winner left. He got gallery. Jesus Christ. Oh, God. I just got into a car accident, guys. Oh, I hate being black. I'm so sorry. They love me. Every day is a fucking humiliation. Oh, my God. I just... Dennis dramatically closes the doors to his home after looking at the viewer and the trumpet music finishes. We're gonna have dancing Bond girl silhouettes and a hip hop song. I don't know, guys. This is one of my favorite movies of all time, easily. Did they forget to turn off anti-aliasing for this? Because it looks really bad. Yes. I don't fucking know what they're doing with this. It looks... It doesn't look finished. Because they ended being like, oh, yeah, racism shit in this country is everything shit. And then they cut to this where it's like triumphant dancing all sexy life. And I'm like, I don't know what you're trying to tell me. They did defeat the Karen. They're celebrating because they defeated racism rags. I'm glad that the final showdown of this movie was in Amani's bedroom. The final showdown was lacking catharsis as well. It was like, it was like porn where they just sort of stuff happens. And you're like, oh, okay. Yeah. And the acting to match, you know, just top notch. That is unreal. I can't believe this is a film. I can't believe that I just watched that. I will never forgive you for making me watching this. I'm going to counter that narrative and say, thank fuck, I screwed up the timing on the thing. Because I'm very happy that we just did all that. Mustaches into miracles. That was a trip. There was a good 10 minutes where I was just stuck in perpetual cringe. Yeah. Like, I was acting in my speech. Which 10 minutes? Right. Which 10 minutes? Yeah, only 10 minutes. Fringy, you realize the film's runtime is an hour and 25 minutes, right? So I guess one of the things is that the cringe started to dissipate at the third act and just started getting funny. Like in that point, it started getting funny. I think I was having fun throughout, to be fair. There was a lot of cringe though. They didn't do the whole all white people are racist, so that's good. They had like the whole, oh, this is not good. You say that, but she said the whole neighborhood is like, the whole house is like, there's like two people. Yeah, all the people on the HOA. She had loads of just real weird shit to say, like, when she blamed him for smoking weed, you know, you made yourself an easy target by smoking weed sometimes. You know, you've got the makeup, hair, costume, and property. Is there going to be like a section for earrings with all of the people involved? Oh, already. Earrings shaped like Africa supplied by the sequence where he gets pulled over and arrested. Like where he headbutts the guy and everything. I'm wondering like, man, I guess for the audience or the message they're trying to put out, what was the point of having him behave that way during a traffic stop? Like that seems strange. I think it was to try and make it so that he's not fully compliant, because he should fight or something to encourage people that you shouldn't let the police step all over you or whatever. Like don't headbutt the police when they're arresting you. Honestly, it might have been weird throwing that in the movie. Instead of her chastising him for smoking weed, which is fine, she probably should have said you probably shouldn't have headbutted him. He was sulting a police officer. Which gives them, you know, whatever they want to do, whatever they want. We don't want that. That is, yeah, the movie is over. And what we should do now, now that YMS has arrived, is say goodbye, everybody. Goodbye, everybody. Goodbye. Bye. Party's over. YMS is here. Bye. We're going to watch Space Jam now. I've got a phone call. Hold on one second. Not even here at the start. You ain't so tough now without your gun, huh? What'd you bring me?