 Lex Luthor, ruler of Australia, entertainment weekly, has put out the first look at Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor in Batman v Superman, dawn of justice. So this is what they say, okay? It says the mark of a good villain is how he knows to stop monologuing before he gives away too much of his plan. That's also the mark of a good superhero franchise director. Details on Zack Snyder's Batman v Superman, dawn of justice. Due March 25th, 2016, have been scarcer than kryptonite. We know that a cameo by Aquaman sets up 2017's Justice League in that Wonder Woman has a sizable role and now we have our first glimpse of Jesse Eisenberg as one of the comic's greatest bad guys, Lex Luthor. He's not any of the Lexes that you've seen, that's for sure, says Snyder. Other than him being a captain of industry and one person to the world and another person to himself and bald, of course, Eisenberg may, is he might not be the first person you'd think to play the supervillain, but he did have experience portraying a morally challenged billionaire in the social network. And this edition of, oh, trying to use words I don't know about right now. I'll look that up later, challenged a megalomaniac, taps into a similar hyperintelligence mixed with malignant straight shooting. Our Lex is just arming and he's not fake, says Snyder. He says what he believes and he says what's on his mind. If you can unravel the string and decipher what he means, it's all there. Now, excuse us while we try to unravel that string and decipher what Snyder is secretly trying to tell us. I can tell you this about Mr. Eisenberg. He looked like somebody that would say, Snaggers. He don't look like, yeah, he don't look like black folk too much in that picture. I just, you know, just, you know, stuff on TV and life, you know, you know, it molds with you, with you, you know, instinctually notice, reminding me of higher learning and shit, you know what I mean? Fucking Rami, but I know he's supposed to be Lex Luthor or so, you know, but the man looks savage. He looks calculating. He looks malicious, shrewd. He looks scary in that fucking picture. That's the Lex Luthor that I really want no part of. The dude that played Lex in Smallville did a fantabulous job. He was great. I wanna see what he brings to the role. I ain't gonna judge him. He looks scary to me right now. He looked like he got body parts in his freezer right now as far as I'm concerned. So let's give him a chance and let's see where this goes. All right? One billion subscribers. Woo!