 Where am I? Why am I tied up? Hello? Rose? Oh! How did I get drunk last night? I only had a peanut to lather. Why can't I move? I could ask the same question. I technically did. Oh shut up! Why did I have to get tied up with you three? Because you love me! So far from the truth. How are you two? Stop it! Why are we tied up? Why are we here? Maybe it's a joke from the classic doctors. Maybe Jack got stupidly drunk in our drinking game. All that's how I got drunk. Or maybe Moffat's just trying to do us in before he leaves his head right up. He already did destroy me with my serieses. Ah yes, that is completely true. Oh yeah! Forgot about that. You want a series? A phone. Anyone know how to play phone games with their feet? Ah gold mine! So we get service. Surely us being tied up here with this phone is an obvious trap. Don't look a gift to us in the mouth, Capaldi. This could be fun. We could make so many prank calls. Someone kill me! It's pleasure! Oh, welcome to Hell again, Moids. Oh, he's an adorable mouse. Who's so cute? Who's so cute? But I'd still be cured if I ripped out your throat and ate it for lunch! Yeah. No, ignore him. He doesn't speak for all of us. I'm being threatened by a goddamn mouse. Is this what my life choices have led me to? Not just any mouse. I'll rate this sexist one. Oi, Mr Mouse, I thought you were supposed to be nice. Why are you so evil? Er, creative lighting sink. Yeah, it's fair. Now, down to the nitty gritty. Why are we tied up? Is this some sort of messed up game? Kinda, yeah. I'm going to torture you. First I'll give you a chance to escape, but only if you agree to answer my question. You just told us the aim of the game. Now we're just going to agree with anything you say. Anything? Yes, anything. Okay, Smith, tell me this. Who is the best new series doctor? Oh, we are so screwed. Well, you have fun figuring that one out. You have one minute. Answer together and you all live. Answer wrong and what? How does that work? Because surely he can't kill anyone but Capole. I mean, there's a paradox if there is. Shoving me under the bus, are we, tenant? I was just thinking of our charges of escape. Look, it's very easy for us all to get out of here alive. We just have to agree on which one of us is the best new who doctor. All right. Well, the fans love me the most. Everyone may love your looks, but they love my stories. I think we all know who the true best new series doctor is. Who? It's Eccleston. I'm sorry, what? What? Oh, you think I'm the best. If you even think about letting this go to your head. Oh, Capole, I knew you loved me. You see where you've started? We're not going to hear the end of this, are we? When we get out of here, I'm going to give you my best banana. That's a lie. My second best banana. I get the first. Oh, please, just, just don't. So who is it? Who is the best? We all agree. It's Eccleston. Eccleston is the best. Really? Curious answer. Shame, one of you is lying. What? Someone does not agree. Oh, tenant! Tenant! I'm sorry, it's the hair. I am the best because of my hair. And your dumb vanity. Well, one of you must die, and I choose tenant. What? Kill him. Go on. And no. No. You're hard. Did we win? Being the optimist I am, I'm going to say yes. Yay. Can we leave now? You're all seemingly forgetting something very important. Shut up, cheater. We're all still tied up, you crazy head bastard. Yeah, fair point. Hey, round two. Oh, f- Let's try and keep our heads. Yeah? Yeah, you don't want to end up like Gerydorian. Too soon. I love that blue man. So, round two, who is ready for the, for this one? I swear, if it is another stupid question. Yes, it is. If it's about bananas, I know everything. It is not about bananas. Damn, I tried. Here is the question. Rich, Rich, Jerry Doctor was a bit of a suitor for a river song. Oh, come on. No, that's just not fair. A bit typical. I never got an episode of River. I think he's trying to turn this against each other. Silence, glitter. Oh, will you let it go? Let it go. Let it go. I will rip your vocal cords out, Eccleston. Sorry. Are you okay, Capoli? You seem to be getting very bitchy today. You're right. Shame, really. I thought I was their favorite. Clearly not. Silence. Okay, I take it back. Tenants, the bitch. Hey, why are you going against me? I think you're overrated and a bit obnoxious and incredibly vain. You can't talk to me like that, Jack. Don't look at me. I'm saying the fuck out of this one. Anyway, back to the problem. I don't think there's a problem this time. It's pretty obvious that me and her were the best. Yeah, but my story with her was so heartfelt, it's very clearly the better match. I think you'll find wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. I didn't even say it. You're still wrong. That's not fair. Oh, fairness man, a shut up. Nothing, it's Capoli. Wait, what? Seriously? Oh, come on. Look, I just think Capoli and River are really, really cute. Although, Although that doesn't mean I agree with all the crap fan fiction tumblers produced. They're revolting. You like something I did? It's one of your only decent episodes. Yeah, okay, that's a fair point. So are we all agreed? I believe we are. About time! Who wins the game? Capoli! Because Capoli is cool. Such determination! But once again, someone is untruthful. I swear to God. It is channeled! I will rip your fuck! Capoli! Kids are watching. Oh yeah, kids watch. Fuck! But yeah, no, tell them why! I believed in Capoli! I was sure! Not sure enough! All right, enough of this! Who are you really? I am Kermit Fag! Oh, Mickey from House! Oh hey! What was that about? Seriously! Is that really the pale? I should have errated. That's right, it's me. No applause, thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Thank you. I assure you I was not going to clap! I was! You're well done, congratulations! You goofed me, you goofed me. So you think you were all tied down? Stop laughing! It's not that funny! This is priceless, this is priceless. Because I've walked out at any time! Well, well, well not the door's ring to explode, but... Holy shit! You actually fell for being tied up! You... You are evil! How could you trick us like that? Well, I never tricked you, I never said you were tied up. I just said I'd give you the chance to escape! Oh, son of a pork! Well, have fun getting out of this explosion alive! I have a moody to save. Fucking moody. I'm just gonna turn this off like a bit. So... What happens now? Do we stay here forever? Right then, shall we just get this door open and walk through? Good plan, might not explode straight away. Oh! Ah!