 My name is Jimmy, his name is Jake and this is the Weekly Dumb. Hey Jim, how you doing Zach? All the people in the corn rub, how we doing today? How's your weekend? Two kids, wow! Weekend was good, we did another farm festival, our second in the last like month. One was summer sunflowers, this was pumpkin. Got some big pumpkins, didn't expect to walk away with like two 40 pounders. How about the sports? Jim, in sports this weekend it's clinching season and you're Orioles Jim. Three playoff appearances in the last 25 years. And they're like actually good, so they're happy, it's a bunch of kids and if you have no idea, they've been using the dong bong all year that they've told everyone, oh you know we use water. It's a fire hose. We use it in the game and it's just fun and silly. They used it the old fashioned way in the locker room and the GM gets involved and it's a good video. The GM does get involved, which is fun. Also Hyde, the manager got involved and when he was done it filled up again. Which obviously, I mean if he didn't say that people would have lost money. Brandon Hyde is more man than this entire current room. I met him. Including Loveless Lyle. Get Loveless Lyle off our team. Good for the Orioles man. I mean, oh dude, he's got nothing now. He's got no limbs, he still has one limb. The fact he's still holding the heart is crazy. He's still holding the heart. That's crazy. That's really sad. That's sad. I'm sad for Loveless Lyle. That's Vegas. This breakdown is an interesting one and it involves Jake. Look at this catch. What is this? In the warehouse, balls can go off the ceiling. It's like playing baseball in a pinball. Every ball's in play all the time. In extra innings, we do a different version of it. That is, he's swinging it. Off the ceiling, one handed. I had a great view of it Jake. You really stuck it like a gymnast, like sticking a landing. Are you hurt? Because if you slow your body, hit the ground, like real hard. Yes, I've been horribly sore all weekend. Like last night going to bed, Sunday. So that's three days removed, four days removed. I was like, wow, I'm still like banged up. Woke up this morning, felt pretty good. Went to the gym. I'm all right. Clap if you care. Gym. Oh, this is a great story. I'm going to wake up. This is potentially an all year story and it's brought to you by... DraftKings. DraftKings. They like sports. You might be getting people in trouble. Montreal's Mitako Miljevic, three, two, one, zero. Zero. The way you said it. Zero. I don't know if I'm helping. We have a professional soccer player who was bummed out with his playing time. So he joined a local league, dominated, got into a fist fight. Kicked out of the league. 22 years old. He said his body plays in like an amateur league. It was like, hey, you want to come play. Why? He did pad his stats. He played in three games. If he played one game and this is what happened, accurate. He played three games. But he was like, well, I'm better than that. I'm better than that. Because in one of the games against Bayer, never losing. That's a joke on Bayern. Bayern, we win a lot. He scored five goals. Bayer Leverkusen. In the last game, he got in a fight, punched a person in the face, and they said, you're kicked out of our league. Mitako Miljevic. That was his fake name, right? Well, that's his real name, but he changed it one letter to Milojevic. He's smart. It's 22. He knew he had to change his name. Yeah. And he chose to change it one letter. That way nobody would find out. That's crazier than anything else that we've said. I got to change my name. Yeah. And instead of changing his name, he just changed the letter. Like if your name was joke story alley. Don't add any effects to that. Raw. Put a little raw. The Not Sports, this was making the rounds last week, but they finally caught the guy. But it was making the rounds because this guy is basically James Bond, a bad guy. But he robbed the place. His name is Eric Edson. Three, two, one, six. Oh, I like that one. Alliteration. If he's Nordic. I play that game. Eric Edson is kind of like. He robbed a place in Burlington. All right. And then the cops found him sleeping in a car. They went up to the car, knocked on the window. Hey, mister, did you rob that store down the road? He rammed into them with his vehicle and was on the loose. And then they're like, well, he's gone now. Stole a bicycle, rode the bicycle around and eventually ditched the bicycle once he got to the lake. Stole a sailboat. That's where in the movie you'd be like, hi, Eric Edson. The guy robbed the place. He doesn't know how to sail. He does know how to sail. The Coast Guard chased him down. They chased him to shore. So we like the sailboat ran it to the ground. And the Coast Guard, I guess, gave up at that point. Like, all right, he's not our jurisdiction anymore. He's on land. Water only. Water only. And goes 20 miles away on the kayak. So this dude did it all. And when he got out of the kayak, he swam ashore and got arrested. And then it was over. So kind of a, I mean, at some point he wins. I mean, Coast Guard, when he gets back in that kayak, kind of on you guys. Kind of on you. That's kind of on you guys. We chased him to shore. Burlington police chief, John Murad, three, two, one, one and a half. Yeah, it's about me. He says, you know, despite all the modes of transportation here, like, you know, Mr. Edson's a dangerous person. It's like, you're kind of covering your own tracks. He knows he's lost the crowd. Oh, end of the show. Except. It's the employee of the week. Christina. Christina. Jake's always says both names. I like the alliteration that comes with it. Joke story alley. I am one employee of the week behind you, right? Why two kids? Oh, fuck. Yeah. So catch up. That's not merit-based. Just kid-based. Seeding chart, new alignment, desks are all sorted and all that. So Zach's destined to move. Oh. And I am infiltrator. I'm infiltrating sections every day. I'm the great Romer. Nice. Nice. Buffaloes are huge, you know. That was the Weekly Dumb. This episode of the Weekly Dumb was brought to you by DraftKings. Download the DraftKings sportsbook app now. New customers use promo code DUM. Bet just $5 on any wager and get $200 in bonus bets instantly. That's promo code DUM. D-U-M-B. That word is spelled DUM. Only at DraftKings Sportsbook. What's the bee doing hanging around in the word DUM? That's so stupid. Download the DraftKings sportsbook app now and use promo code DUM. D-U-M-B. For some reason. Kind of like I hate people that run on the field during sports games, but that video of the kid running on the field and then making the great escape, like climbing the outfield wall, climbing there. At some point, you win me back over to root for you. You just got to be real creative and escape. Win the crowd. Win the crowd. Do it again. Win the crowd. Those Greek hats. Those Greek leaf hats. Those Greek leaf hats. Win the crowd.