 Gentlemen, you know what I noticed today as you logged in I am 82% sure that the auction house actually works The servers are somewhat fixed. I don't know. I'm excited about that. It should always be working I almost just said fuck you EA. Oh my god But gladly they are working I was able to purchase at least enough MT to where I could probably buy any player that I can get on this wheel unless I get a galaxy opal jackpot If I do get that then we'll figure something out now last episode as always We got to review what we did last episode in case you missed it by the way if you didn't watch it You're huge. I'm not gonna tell you to go watch it But just know that I can't feed my family Seven children and four wives because you didn't watch the last episode Oh Last episode we got Kevin Love and Jermaine O'Neill, which was so dope We also got Gary Payton for like 8k MT for completing the challenge. My editor informed me that this is the worst Yanis it's a 97 overall Yanis, but he can't shoot as well as the 96 Yanis I've never taken a three-point shot with them anyway, so fuck you Denver basically But the team we're at we're a 12 man deep squad we got 12 full inches to give to the opponent. I Really like it honestly. I'm really excited without looks I added a stupid amount of stuff to the 2k wheel if you don't know the rules by now I get one spin on the 2k wheel to improve this team whatever it tells me to do that's how I improve the squad and then I got one spin on the challenge wheel completing the challenge wheel it could be some bullshit like hit a half core shot Or it could be scored 25 plus points with your point guard if I complete it I get 10,000 additional MT to spend on one point Alright without further ado, we're gonna get our wheelspin in here and we'll just see how we can upgrade the squad Diamonds position we'll know pick diamonds. Yes That was looking not so great and now it looks perfect Okay, we're gonna go in to whatever pick diamonds are on the board Which is probably gonna be a bunch of bullshit ones just kind of lame We're gonna have Siri pick alright, so I can take any pink diamond But I'm gonna have Siri pick the NBA team and I don't actually know if she can do that. I know Alexa can't I know Alexa can do it. I don't think she can Hey Siri Can you please pick a random NBA team? You suck Alexa. You're just the worst. What are you not Alexa? You're a Siri Alexa. You're the best guys I can't use Alexa because my Wi-Fi at this place limits the amount of devices I can use so I literally can't Since Siri can't pick I'm gonna I'm gonna Google a random NBA team picker and yes I'm on private because I'm always on the hook. All right Random NBA team generator. Let's do it. Did it already the top two teams that gave me on that first one of her bucks and Warriors That's not fair though. I don't think it was even ready. I'm gonna actually rerun this I can take a big diamond player from whatever team this lands on and That could be very good Assuming there's a pink diamond Joellen bead right or a pink diamond Jimmy Butler Let's see what we got here and we also have to assess what our team actually needs to before I go make a stupid purchase He died with Alan. I oh my god. I have to do I have to honestly Here's the sad thing that Michael Jordan really wasn't playing that well for me So I I feel like I really want to do this. Oh Holy shit. All right, I'm doing it. Oh, that's gonna be filthy Iverson Allen dude, I'm pumped to use this. I don't know if he's good or not. I don't really care 20,000 coins on the dock pink diamond Alan Iverson It doesn't say Was that 2k servers who is that my TV? I have to assume that was my TV now Michael Jordan I'm really sorry to say this but you have not been playing that game We're gonna throw Allen Iverson in your spot and I am gonna make Michael Jordan our official six-man though So I'll have to move jerk down to where Kobe was the team is getting so good I have six pink diamonds. I think we started this series with what we started with curry We started with Jordan and that was it. All right. Oh, no, we had dirt too. Wait, did I just say we have six pink diamonds? I Have eight Someone come what my ass Someone come fight you're going in the dungeon All right, hey starting lineup looks good We got Michael Jordan as our six-man jerk is the seventh and Gary Payton can come in for curry Everyone's got a pretty solid backup. So even when I go into the bench I'm not gonna be tweaking balls without further ado ladies and gentlemen. It's time to hop into this game All right, last thing is the challenge. We'll take way wait I gotta see my opponents team before I spin this yo pink diamond squad versus He's got dirt at center the dirt that I have in the bench. He's got a center All right, here's my actual challenge. We'll spin gotta make sure we get a good one in 30 oh This one doesn't mean that I have to get a game winner with a buzzer beater Just means I have to beat the buzzer in one of the quarters I'll have four potentially four if I have them all four opportunities to beat the buzzer and complete the challenge This one's gonna be tough. All right through this voice. Oh, yeah, we're playing in the dungeon This is the first time I've ever played in the dungeon and if you don't know what the dungeon is It's the name of my arena. It's actually kind of filthy too Ooh Euro step with vince carter not gonna go and I really really do not like the white pistons uniforms Which is why I don't have them on but I have them on for everything else kevin. Love wide open T-matte guarding ai. This is pretty dope. Oh, yeah, let's see if we'll bite on that. Oh, wow another Kevin love is gonna have a field day if he keeps doing that gonna allow any more trash threes tracy mcgrady Bullies alan iverson that might actually be a really tough matchup. I might have to bring jordan back in I'll be surprised if I can oh my god, bro. Are you really just gonna give me The pick and roll dunk every play. All right, jordan's coming in but I kind of want to score with ai Oh, yo, yo All right ai's coming out, but he's got three points right off the bat. We're running it so efficiently right now Jermaine, oh no I really thought he was about to do that double team pascal. See you come to the rack. I'll see you come to see you come to Game is like unstoppable right now. All right, shack with the pick and roll Okay Beautiful stuff. Hey 14 seconds boys. I get my buzzer beater right here eight seconds Not gonna take it. Is that a buzzer beater? Oh I wasn't looking at the clock. That was dumb. I really could have very easily gotten it right there terrible defense 21 to 21 in the first. Oh, you're telling me dirk's not gonna bully these men. Oh, come on Okay Jordan with the clean rip into lebron slam 25 21 good start. That's my fault Gotta get there for the three I gotta make sure I call the screen on whoever he is off-balling with. Oh my god. Who is this Just barely mrs. jaren jackson msu alumni gets the board though, so I'm not that mad. Yeah, how do you like that off-ball defense? You piece of shit My ball I keep getting out of my element as soon as I start gaining a lead Ooh, I should have pulled up from three. Oh, yannis for three Hey, you know what Denver? I don't need the 96 yannis to hit that three drills it anyway Get it feeding it up court to michael jordan Okay, got him jumping mid-range game Okay, wait germano kneel for three or was that a two? Oh, it was a two Vince Carter just crossed me another euro That one will not fall either the Vince Carter euro step doesn't fall We got 13 seconds left in the ball meaning we can hit the buzzer beater It's got to be curry or yannis. It's got to be all dude. Dirk is guarding curry. Let's get him. Let's feed him Five four three two hit it. Yes Can we please come up that shit? Okay, good pass in dirk on dirk a little cannibalism He got me though. Just stand there until they leave me wide nothing going for it in the yannis This is turning into a blowout not what I meant to do. Oh, that's butter absolute cheeks I hope you understand that dude the fact that I didn't complete my challenge by 0.2 seconds is so frustrating But we have three in one right now We're actually taking a serious amount of dubs the rules are as fouls I get one additional spin on the 2k wheel if I get someone to rage quit Usually I'd have its own spin for a rage quit, but this series is kind of getting Taking it to hyperdrive because I want to make sure I don't drag it out, you know All right, so one spin on the 2k wheel for getting a rage quit. That's just the best feeling in the world And it looks like we're gonna Go so three times bag choice is actually what we got last episode and those same packs are still in the store Now I feel like I have to make the correct decision because there's no way any of these packs are likely going to give me a pink Diamond like at even minimal pink diamond. So I I'm gonna get three of these Maybe we can pull a galaxy opal probably won't Is that a fucking gun? That does not look like a pink diamond And I know that the pink diamond looks like that has to be a galaxy opal then right? Are you shitting me? Celtics, is it pope here? Are you kidding? What's the rarity of galaxy opal? I don't have anything to compare this to but I have to assume that that is incredibly rare Dude, that's nuts. All right, we get a pink diamond on this one because I knew I I saw this shit. Holy shit. That's so lit I don't care what I get here. That's really go bear. That's actually good. Jermaine O'Neill is playing like a stud So I'm keeping him at starter, but really go bear. I'm going for shack All too coming out this I'm out man. I think it's trippin One reason I thought it was like a throwback galaxy opal kd or something. I hadn't looked at the cards It's a westbrook. That just happened dude Dude this team bro. All right, let's go adjust the lineup. I actually don't know what the fuck to do to the lineup now All right, so I have to assume russell is gonna start. He's gonna have oh my god. That's unbelievable Honestly, yadis can still start. Is there any negative to doing that? Can I put paul pierce at shooting guard and not have any issues? I feel like that's definitely the move here Because pierce is pretty much a shooter anyway. We just went from zero galaxy opals to two off of three packs Can someone confirm the rarity of what I just did out of three packs? Hey new starting lineup is on absolute Fire, I hope you guys are excited for the next episode because we have a lot of playing to do And I don't know if this is how I'm gonna end up keeping the starting lineup I might end up having yannis come off the bench and then Moving one of the shooting guards back in because right now I literally have an alan iverson who has no use He's just chilling on the bench. That's it for now ladies and gentlemen. I hope you enjoyed this episode This episode was nuts. I will see you in the next one. Peace out