 Once upon a time there was a brave entrepend and handsome explorer named Lord Blackwood. He trekked near and far where man had not been and beasts dare not tread. In his journeys he mentioned all citizens of London. Our noble city is under siege. All citizens must make their way swiftly and calmly to any large underground area. This may include such areas as the London Underground or the City Sewage System. From there you shall be directed to an underground shelter named UnLondon by the British Occult Service, also referred to by the SCP Foundation as SCP-1678. This great subterranean city shall protect us all from the horde which now attacks London. Please be aware that certain members of the police may appear unusual when we are in this underground haven, but please give them your trust and they will give you safety. London may be damned, citizens, but UnLondon shall keep us safe.