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Yeah, so good at this. PK Bros. DoorDash. Get to good. Don't fist on your desk. Goodies fast. They believe power. If you watch football on TV, you need FuboTV. Get NFL coverage. Lost NFL red zone. On the only live TV streaming service created number one in customer satisfaction by J.E. Power. Try free at FuboTV.com. I just want energy, you know what I'm saying? Just keep the energy high. Turn it up. Do it all the time. Subway is now slicing their daily meat to press. That's why the Garland Bros. meat is preferred by this QV. It's preferred by QVs with some beef, like us. And if we prefer it, we know you prefer it too. Let's go. What is we doing? We're telling the game's starting. Two minutes. Let's go. Let's fucking go. Let's go. Oh, yes, they doing the dinner. I gotta spark a fresh one that we wanted to start. Uh. Let's go, baby. Y'all know how we do. Call in. Oh, I got three lighters in my pocket, man. Yo, I'm answering taking all sports questions. Life questions. I don't just base my shit on sports. It might be somebody out there going through something. It might need to get through me in this way. Hold on, man. I gotta get my lip stuff. I smoke a lot of weed. I can't be having all that shit on dry. Yeah. Let's go, Joe. Fucking go. Can I turn the TV up some more? Yeah. My shit is off. Michael Buffer at our shit. Michael Buffer at our shit, dawg. Ego. Let's get ready to rumble, baby. Let's go. Let's go. I gotta take the fit out. Yeah, take the fit out. Turn it off, Kev. Just turn the back of it. You'll not turn it off? Come on, Deandre. Okay. There we go. Devante. 60, dawg. I'll take him out. I got him over 66 yards. We need 60, dawg. 60. Over 60. He gonna get it. We need 62, baby. Let's go. Come on, y'all. Let's get this first down, baby. Let's go. Let's go, Jalen. Thank you. Get off me. Get off me, big fella. Tuck that motherfucker, Jalen. Let's go. Get the fucking playing. They call the time out. Let's go, baby. Let's go. Come on, man. Y'all gotta make that block, man. Let's go, Eagles. Come on, bro. Let's go! Yeah! Let's go! Let's get one. How many yards has Devante Smith got? He might've got my ticket already. He got 60. Let's spread them out. Now, if I'm an offensive coordinator, I'm spreading them out. And I'm gonna QB sneak. Somebody gonna be wild open on this play. Don't worry about it, bro. We gonna get a three. We gonna get a three. They gonna make it happen. Get some bullshit, man. Here we go. Let's go, Eagles! Too hot, man. We smoked a whole motherfucking joint. You know, my little body is only cheap, but this much. I don't hear that shit. You be all right, nigga. I got some callers. Yo, dude. This is where it comes down to where, bro. I mean, I'm a real talker. A lot of my folks say, you don't lose, man. I don't believe that shit at all, man. I feel like her gonna pull it through. What you think? Well, your folks ain't gonna lose it, like, so the first thing I think is your folks ain't that smart. You know what I mean? They ES, they extra stupid. You know what I mean? That's what I think. But tell them, only time I tell two-and-a-half more hours go over two-and-a-half more hours we'll see who the winner is. You know what I mean? Part of your day, this is Damien from You inspire me so much, bro, but I've got questions for you, bro. You really think them dirty people's gonna beat my taggers, bro? That's what it happened. We're gonna see all the playoffs. We're gonna look that ass. But, shit. You can't, you know, get in first place. All right, bro. First of all, what you mean the dirty Eagles? You ever seen Jalen Hurts Fitz, nigga? The dirty Eagles. You ever seen AJ Brown Fitz? Last time I checked, the Vonte Smith one, Bastard Dress, nigga, and the NFL. You talk about the dirty Eagles. I won't confuse what you talking about. You fucking dirty packers. I ain't never seen, I don't see none of them, niggas went to GQ. They out there with them nasty ass Milwaukee Wisconsin suits. Oh, fuck them, Taylor. The Taylor and Philly make your suit look like Tom Cruise's suit, nigga. Niggas in Milwaukee, but it was constant. Still got you with the motherfucking baggy suits like it's the motherfucking 70s. Talk about the dirty Eagles. The fucking Eagles is dirty. You should have said dirty Philadelphia. We is dirty, we a filthy fucking city. You talking about the dirty Eagles. You think I'ma let you put that on my niggas coming through that with the Balenciaga Fitz and shit. We on defense. Switch up, switch up. Come on, get there. Come on, man. We not gonna let this nigga barbecue fucking bake us all night, man. Kinda easy. Shit. Yeah, Slay. We ain't gonna keep going for that shit. We ain't gonna keep going for that shit. Yes, baby. Yes. Yes. Yes. Let's fucking go, Fletcher. Let's go. Yeah, Fletcher and Fletcher. Sweat and Fletcher. Yeah, get there. See him tackle that nigga. Let's go. Come on. Yes. Good defense. Good defense. Big man. Big man. Told you. I'm telling you, man. Covey gotta be relieved of Nick Sirianni or something, man. Why the fuck is Covey out there, bro? He don't got no wiggle. Let's take some calls, man. Niggas trying to fucking lose us the fucking game, man. What the fuck is he doing? See, man, I just put a hot 200 on these damn eagles. They got the cover. Well, I'm still messing up motherfucking trap bed, man. Your eagles better fly now that they're gonna fly. They're gonna fly. They gotta get him off the game. First of all, ain't nobody tell your band to jump on the eagles. I just jumped on the eagles for 200. They can jump on your team. Now, you want to put your funky ass little 200 on the bed or me. They better win. Birds, chickens fly. They better about 200. Man, sit your dumb ass down some bit, man. I'm gonna put that 200 funky ass 200 on me. Then if they win, then, oh, I'm the greatest nigga of all time. If they lose, damn, Gilly, you made me lose my 200. Now, you try to low-key send a nigga a cash app and all that stuff out there, man. What's wrong with it? How many stars do you think they're having to get some pizza stars? That's what they eat. What do you say? How many stars? Look at the whole team. What's the name? Jill and Hertz, A.J. Brown, Vonte Smith, Jerry and Slade, Ledger and Top, Jill and Carter, Sweat, my fucking Bradbury, Kelsey, Lane Johnson. Let me talk about Hall of Fame. They got a name, 12 niggas. Let's go, Jill. How's it going? We need that for the down. That's what you do. Bad. Damn, come on, man. Bro, that was a nigga wide open right there. Jalen, come on, bro. Kick this shit to the 20, man. Oh, that was a good point. I know it wasn't. Come on, man. All that diving for a nigga. Feet! Yes! Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Get that shit up, nigga. Let's go. Let's go. Get Swift the ball, man. Give him the ball. Give Swift the ball, man. Get Swift the ball! Filly boy, what y'all doing? This don't mean these victories don't mean so much to him. He grew up an eagle fan. This is dream. Give him the ball. Get Swift! Get skinny, Swift! Let's go, Nef. Get the ball to Swift so they stop him. Make him show they can stop him. I ain't seen it yet, man. Come on, man. Let's go. Gilly, what's good? Quick question here, man. Are you going to come out with the parley for these weekend games? And are you going to be in Boulder this weekend? You fucking with Coach Prom? Let me know. No, man. I just left Boulder yesterday. I'm fucking with Coach and Shador and Travis and Shy Love. I ain't going to make it this Saturday. I got an event in Buffalo. But I'll be there for the USC game. Yo, Gilly, man. I'll tell you like this, man. I'm raving. It's all about the rages, man. The eagles and pockies. It's nothing. It's the real first game from the show. It's that now in New York. That's fucked every time. Let's talk about it. The Ravens fan from New York never even lived in Baltimore. Word to Muffin's son. But shout out to Baltimore. I can't tell you the like. I just don't understand that. How a nigga could be born head. I'm a Dallas Cowboys fan how? Especially if you're old niggas. You ain't even seen them niggas playing grown up niggas. They play your local games. So you only seen them play four times a year. But you ain't got a ticket back then, man. Son of a fan that she was born and raised in New York. You hate your city that much. You don't know where you grew up at. The place that made you become who the person you is. Come on, J.L. and play us fuck up, too, man. Get that shit together, man. Defense, baby. Yes. Yes, we got it. We got it back again. We got it back again. Yes. Yes. We got it back again. Defense showing the fuck up today. Defense. Let's go, D. Yeah. Yeah, Maddox. Come on, y'all. Give it to give it to Swift, man. Give him the ball, man. Fuck you doing. Didn't I tell you give him the ball, J.L. and what the fuck are you doing, J.L. and give him the ball. Goddamn, dawg. That's nine yards, man. Come on, Devonte. Come on, AJ. Come on, Watkins. What you eat at, man? Too hot, yeah. You smoked your weed already? Yeah, it was too hot. Stop bitchin', nigga. Hold on. I ain't missed it. You fuckin' missed it. Fuckin' God. Yo, what the San Francisco game doing? I'm killed right now, man. Fuck this day you doin', man. Come on, let's take some calls, man. Let's take some calls. What the fuck's goin' on, Joe-Joe? I don't know. Like, right now? Okay, just for the little dude. I mean, just for a big bro. Next time you get him, grab you like that in the head, like... Did he just get a pig? Why? Now, Swankin' with the wing. Get him. Damn. Come on, J.L. They're throwin' pigs. Man, what's really goin' on? It's a long game, bro. That was the first call. Players fuck up sometimes, you know? That's part of the game. Players fucked up. But the beauty in this is he got three quarters to get it right. Fuck these all around. Fuckin' doin' like this. Yo, man, I'm over here watchin' the game, watchin' the ol' Eagles get shit on. Man, I got a question. Which is more disappointing? Y'all in the Super Bowl last year or in Kauai hit that shot until he's slow run, to fix his low run? Let me help you. Let me keep it real. It was Kauai hitting that shot. You know that stunt? It was Lut. Rubberies, Robbins last year on that bullshit call. Kauai learning shit was his luck. Let's go, baby. Let's go, Jordan Davis. Come on, Fletcher, man. That shit, man. We win. You high as a miniskirt, nigga. You fuckin' shrimp fried rice, nigga. Look at your eyes, man. You be all right. You be all right, nigga. You used to smokin' that motherfuckin' West Philly Boogie, and the Emmy, and the WPB. Can't get a WPB. The West Philly peanut butter and jelly? No. Some West Philly. Some West Philly Boogie. Some Boogie Woogie. Oh, they got the doogie on West Bugs. No, they got the gas. No, they don't. They got the zah. Zah is doogie. They got the flavors up. Right. All flavors of doogie. You can buy all flavors of depths. All flavors of outdoor. They got the 24-hundred-a-pound weed down there, man. 24-hundred-a-pound weed down there, man. 24-hundred-a-pound weed down there, man. Let me tell you, man. Dog, I did a whole movie out West. I was there every day. Nah, yeah. Nah, I got you, see. Nah, I caught you, yeah. You see me out there every day. Shootin' every day. Sweet, yo, Gil. Just that shit, yo. Doogie. Doogie, doogie. Yeah. This is John Johnson. I didn't know that I'd agree with you on Covey. They should get rid of Covey. We need someone with some nickels. We need someone like that. Dipped by the cops and get away. I'm just saying. I ain't about gettin' no n***a fire, but we need somebody to keep putin' Covey and run down the tackle, n***as, man. Not the pump returner. He keep runnin' in the n***as, man. You can't see your high, n***a. I don't know if you be all right. Game time. Big, big as shit. Come on, y'all. Let's get off the field. Let's get off the field. Let's go, y'all. Fuck, man. Here we go. Come here. Come here, cheload. Come here. Yeah. Look at that. Yeah. Come here. Come here. Yeah. Get out of here. Come here. Let's get it enough. Let's go, baby. Make a tackle. Here we go. Good tackle. Good tackle. Yes. Good tackle. Yes. Come on, baby. Come on, baby. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Go get some money. Fuck him up. He fucked Joby up. Come on, man. Come on, defense. Goodness, man. He was coming towards you 31, man. You got to open your eyes, man. He was running towards you. You know that you're a assignment, man. Come on. We're gonna be all right. I know. Let them niggas score. How does nigga ain't gonna make a tackle? Who the fuck is that? 31? Same nigga? Same nigga. Same nigga, man. You missed it. Come on, 31. You getting your motherfucking shot tonight, man. Nobody in a motherfucking organization outside the organization never heard of you, man. Other than the college you came from, you got to be shot tonight. You got to be fucking good, man. This your fucking time to step up. Get a fucking interception. You let the fucking white boy stiff arm and run you the fuck over going to the end zone. You got a clean fucking shot. That's fucking football, one-on-one. You been doing that shit since you was a kid. Fucking tackling, man. Wrapped the fuck up, man. I don't look that way. Lucky they coaching Gil Ciriotti. I'll be right deal on the bench with him like this. You don't want to be eagle that long, huh? Do some shit like that again. Know what they're going to be calling you? Practice squad. Johnny, nigga. Fuck wrong with you. Releasing you after the game, nigga. The game over at 11.30, nigga. 11.31, you going to be released, nigga. To the practice squad. You do that shit again. You got a bunch of chances game to make up for it. Understand, nigga? You're playing for your life. Sometimes you got to tell them all fucking that. You know your whole career on the line, right? You might not never get picked up again if we release you, right? You know you keep playing like that. You know you're getting released at 11.31. You know that, right? Oh, all right. They just walk off. Mr. Tackle like that again, nigga. You've been Tackling niggas your whole life. Now you get to the NFL. Nigga ain't got no wiggle, no jukes enough for you to just die for nigga legs and miss. What kind of shit you on, man? You're smoking on the way to the game? All right. Yo, yo, man. It's your boy H.A. Westfield. He was, uh, much love to you. He was doing that thing. Just wanted to know, bro, what you think about just this past drive or opening drive and then last week how we getting to the red zone, right? But then all of a sudden we got to settle for a field role. You know what I'm saying? Is that a good or bad sign right now that you think it's like the early rust that is trying to get together there, man? That's all. God bless everybody. Peace. I don't know if it's a good or bad sign, bro. I know we need some goddamn points for winning this goddamn bet by motherfucking Parley. That's what the fuck I do know. We got to win this motherfucking game. Don't give a fuck if they got to do it. If they got to bring the motherfucking the motherfucking Philly Special to get the ball to the end zone, that's what the fuck they better call. Thank you, man. Give him the ball. Covey, do that dumb shit again. I'm calling him. Get you on the team, nigga. You're going to be the perpetrator. Yes. That's a bet. Let's go, baby. Let's go. Yes, you did. Damn. Come on, man. What the fuck do they play calling? Niggas look like shady McCoy, man. Come on, though. You got to call some better fucking plays, man. There we go. There we go. Yeah, there we go. Let's go. He tripped the nigga, man. How you going to trip the nigga, man? How's that legal? That's crazy. Covey, is that legal? What? He tripped the nigga, man. That's not legal, right? So they should have threw a flag? Yeah, bastard. First down. Come on. Yeah, baby. Let's go. Let's go. That's what type of team we are, man. We got no fucking pretty team. We a gritty team. Get the fuck out of here. Spinderella. Get off me. Yeah, we ain't no fucking pretty team. Like, y'all niggas acting like we a pretty team. We gritty. We go run, run, run. Oh, y'all going to keep giving it to us? Run, run, run. Play action fake. Got you, niggas. There we go. There we go. That's what we do. That's what we do. Joe, Joe. We not no fucking pretty team. We a gritty team. Offensive. What do we call a new pretty shit? We'll run pretty shit. We run gritty shit. We'll run pretty shit. We run gritty shit, niggas. Gritty shit, niggas. Like, it's hard to pass because they got 10 niggas back there. Yeah, they going to let us run. We run it. Whatever they let us do, that's what we do. Come on, y'all. Let's go, baby. There we go. There we go. Get busy. First down. There we go. Get busy. Get busy, Swift. Get busy, Swift. Get busy, Swift. Get busy, Swift. Let's go. Let's go, baby. Let's go, baby. Let's go, baby. Let's go. Come on. Come on. Come on. You know what this is. Guarantee. Let's go. Guarantee. Call the time out, Joe, Joe. Don't worry about it. Because you know why, Joe, Joe? We not a pretty team. We a gritty team. We don't want to come out. No. Let's do what we do. We got the best offensive line of the game. They can't fuck with us. They can fuck with us. Go to the air now. We do whatever y'all give us. That's what we take it. Good call, nigga. They can't stop this. You can't stop jail on hurts, man. You can't stop jail on hurts, nigga. Let's go. Let's go, nigga. Let's go. I don't even like my cousin, nigga. I don't even fuck with Milo. He ain't here with me watching it. I didn't call him, nigga. Fuck with cousins, nigga. We like brothers, nigga. Let's go, nigga. Easy money. Easy money. Easy money. Let's get it. Y'all ready? Come on. Let's get it. Get it. Good money. Y'all ready? Come on. Sing it with me. Fuck we do. Now let's strap up on defense. Get the ball back real quick and get another one. Get your helmet on. Talking to you. That's right. It's defense time. Fucking defense has had me a little fucking fluster through my mother fucking helmet. God, they might only give up mother fucking seven points. That's a good defensive game. I can't get too mad at them. And I ain't have my shit strapped. Hold on, man. Let me smoke while I look commercial. Yeah. Fuck, we talk about how to come back and get that. Yeah. How many yards A.J. Brown got? Like 20's up. Three years in the yard. A.J. Brown? Yeah, 17 yards total. Three years in the yard. 17 yards. We need a 50. We need a 54 yard catch from that. So A.J. Brown needs like 50 something more yards and Devonte Smith need six more. Let's go. We just had a 15 you know how crazy that is. Huh? That's fucking wild. Come on, Jalen. Stop taking him out the game. Let's go defense. 26 going for anything, man. Who the fuck is that, man? And nigga just want for anything, man. Come on, it's a two-minute warning. Ain't doing nothing. It's a two-minute warning, man. I'm just wondering and beat that ass you know bullshit, cop out fucking friendly answer. Who you putting your money on? Colorado vs. USP. I'm putting my money on Colorado. First of all, let me just tell you something. I was around when Dion Sanders went to Jackson State. All right? First game. All right? Now that he at Colorado who you think I'm going with? Huh? I told y'all the quarterback go by a number two. When you just got a number two you a bad motherfucker, man. I believe I'm going with Colorado. Now the quarterback for USC he'll be a bad motherfucker, too. But I'm going with Colorado. I'm going with Travis Hutter. I'm going with Shadoah Sanders. I'm going with Dylan Edwards. I'm going with Shiloh Sanders. You hear me? I'm going with Craig. Oh, it's good, man. Tell me, man. I love, man. But why the hell you sitting there smoking by with a corner shin on the couch with you, man? Tell me that about. Oh, yeah, man. Y'all too many crimes in me. What's a corner shin? Leave your ticket. Oh, damn. That was funny. You a fucking corner shin. What's right on the money? He caught that shit. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. What's he got on the money? He caught that shit. Who got the ball first? The defense. The defense. Come on. Come on, y'all. Fuck. Let's go defense to make a play, baby. Okay. Here we go. We good money. We got the young boy. What's the young boy named Nolan? What? Nolan Smith. You've seen him in there had to be him because of the defense the DM look like a shit Lucky way to go on it You know gilly wasn't doing like that. It's your boy. He rocked y'all in the South Central kid Hey, man, all I know is we coming to Philly bang bang nana gang man. What you got to say about that, man We ain't taking no prisoners this year, buddy. That defense is looking off the party He told what the 49ers we beat to go to the Super Bowl Tell them that the 49ers then we put all the quarterbacks up In my fucking wide receiver back there playing quarterback He wanted to try to bring Ronnie lot back at the we beat the asses so bad He wanted Ronnie lot Steve Smith, you know fucking John Taylor Jerry Rice They wanted Tom Wrathman fucking Roger Cree. We beat the ass What is he talking about? We beat the ass so bad they called him Joe Montana, man What is he talking about? Come on, let's go that's 31 again. It's 31 again. What the fuck is 31 doing? What the fuck is 31 doing? He's scared to play Oh my fucking god, the fuck is 31 doing it? I'm scared to death now But they could just pick on 31 man I'm scared to death man Spread it out man. We'll have a 31 guard throw to that nigga man. I'm fucking scared to death now, man 31 that's fucking 31 didn't I tell you Did not fucking tell you did not fucking tell you man 30 fucking one. Oh Yes Damn baby Yes, we need this to be a touch back, baby you sleepy Got you fried nigga wake up nigga don't rob us y'all start that dumb shit. Just start that dumb shit Hey, you come on baby come back and tell us something good. Come on. Let's go You gotta fix the camera. We'll see what a call is that man. Yo, yo, what's going on? Yeah, I don't think Jamie Little Reckless out here. I don't know man. He's getting a little bit rough talk What's your thoughts all right offense offense, baby? Let's go That's my man Edmunds. He looked like my brother Oh Turn it off Yeah Crash for Philadelphia Tell you what you think about this not that office security there man. What's up with the play call? I mean he didn't together But the play call Let's go, baby Let's go, baby. Let's go. Let's go, baby There we go. We had the 50 the 10 more yards You need somebody 12 more yards we're gonna feel those No, we need more. Hey, come on. Yeah, what the fuck was that man? That ain't gonna get us there, baby. Fuck you doing man. Damn. Oh, man 61 61 yards Just let it be on target Come on, J.J. It's gonna be on target. It's on target. It's on target. It's gonna jump too! From 61! It's gonna jump! It's fucking good jump! It's gonna jump, it's gonna jump. I knew what you were doing. It's gonna from 61. The best fucking right leg in the game. J. Kelly, yeah. They can kick you in your ass and break your back, JoJo. He can kick you in your ass and break your back. Break your whole fucking back. Shut your fucking back, boy. Yeah, Jake! Jake! Cut these cameras off. We gotta go shit. Bubble it. Come on, man. We back. Let's go, y'all. There we go. Good motherfucking tackle. They got it. Go! Go! Let's go! Let's go, JoJo! He can't even do that pressure. He can't even do that pressure. I can't see it. What happened? Oh, yes. Oh, that's a real fumble. Yes. Josh sweat. Yeah, Josh. Get off me. Scooby-Doo-Bop me. Yeah, Josh! Yeah, Josh! Let's go. Give it to him. Oh, yeah. Ref, that's a touchdown, ref. Ref, that's a touchdown, ref. Goddamn, they got to look at that, ref. They got to look at that. In short, huh? You don't know y'all can't stop jelly, man. Stop that, man. Why they trying to stop jelly? They trying to stop jelly. Jelly squashed 700 pounds, man. That's a hundred, man. How do you go stop jelly? Why is this? You go into four and a half yards. How do you go stop it? Like, come on. You know what's going down. Let's go, Eagles! You know what's going down. Right after this. Right after the extra point. Are you ready? Who do you think brother gives? Who do you think brother gives? Miles Sanders or Deandre Swift? I don't know. I ain't seen enough of Deandre Swift, but Miles Sanders is a beast. I think Deandre Swift is a beast, too, but I ain't seen enough of him, so. As of right now, I might have to go with Booby Sanders. He ran for 1,300 yards last year. But Deandre got a chance to show himself, you know what I mean? Deandre Swift, he dug down the dome and had it all. What? Deandre, he's playing dead. AJ Brown ain't eating. Swift, the only one keeping y'all in their game. But yo, I better tie you up, man. Deandre, Deandre's in tie right now. You all right? Let me just say this. Right? That's your problem. You talking about AJ Brown, they ain't eating. They ain't doing that. This Deandre, the only thing keeping y'all in their game is Deandre Swift. That's why it's a team, nigga. Together, each achieve more. When we work together, today might not be your motherfucking day. It might be my day. The tomorrow might not be your day. It might be his day. This a team, nigga. See, you weren't about stats. We weren't about wins. That's the difference between us and you. You're one of them niggas. You lose and you have 30 and you're still bragging. But I had 30 and you're niggas 30 in the L. You're a loser. I got eight assists. And if I win, I'm happy. I got 32 points if I win, I'm happy. I got 68 points, a fucking hundred points like Will. If I lose, I ain't fucking happy. I fucking lost. Second place is the first fucking loser. We fucking winning by two scores. You tell me who ain't doing what. You got life fucked up, man. Smoke bad weed, nigga. Let's get him. Go get him. Here we go. Tackle. Yeah, 30. Well, that's about the best thing you did off of the game, man. Goddamn. Make a tackle, baby. Go on, y'all. Yeah, BG. Go get him, Brandon. Go get him, Brandon Graham. Come on, Hassan. Come on, Hass. You ain't made a splash play all year, baby. You've been getting right there. Let's make one, baby. Let's make one, baby. The defense. The defense, Joby. Here come fucking Kovie. Watch you fucking running on somebody. You don't got no fucking wiggle, man. You just fast, man. Watch this shit. I'm nervous as a bitch. Yeah, just for your catcher. Thank you. Thank you, man. Thank God, man. That nigga was going to get that shit running right into him. They wear buggy, man. Car accident anytime. Yo. Come on, y'all. Let's go jailing. You know I caught it bad good. The ref helped people fuck up. That's how you know I caught it bad good. Come on, nigga. Only a few niggas get away with that shit. The ref usually says, I'm out here working, nigga. Fuck me up. You got to let them play it. That's when you know your shit. Let's go. We don't need nothing to be vertical. We're going to get 500 yards on a fucking ground. Don't be falling asleep, do you? Yeah, I'm good, man. I'll tell you about this shit you ain't even spoken. I told you we spoke about it in the game, baby. Okay. The Vontae got his. The Vontae got his. Mhmm. Mhmm. Mhmm. Mhmm. Just like candy. Oh, okay. I love Vontae. He walked past that nigga. Look at him struggling, trying to get back. He cooked your buddy. Yeah, cooked you. Cooking, you ready? You don't talk about Baltimore, he's not from Baltimore. He ain't from fucking Baltimore. Fuck run with them. Now we have three scores. All right, yeah. Comfortability. What time is it? Fuck, they talking about, okay. You put me one together, man. We talked all this shit we got about it. We gon' keep up with the ass, too. I need AJ Brown to get some catches down. Cause, cause the vibes they got over a buck something. So I won on that ticket. He AJ Brown now. Let's go baby. Where the call is that, man? Joey got some strong name goes out of Delaware. We just wanted to hear what's the status on the Bluecoach, man. You going to the team or what? Well, I guess we got some Delaware. Let's see if it's dug or not. Yeah, I'm trying now. For where my, give me, give me, give me my shit, man. Where that joint, where that, give me my clips, man. On the post. My shit. Basketball? No. Yes. Let's fucking go. So on, JoJo. Let's get another set. There we go. Yeah. Yeah. Let's go, Jordan Davis. We fucking cooking a fucking biscuit. Make the tackle, make the tackle, good tackle. Make the tackle, yes, good tackle. Let's go. Get one, Slay. Yes, Slay, good fucking D. Good D, Slay. Good defense, baby. Locked it. Come on, Justin, he locked that shit up, dog. You a dog, but he locked that shit up. No, they look like no hole. Get the hell out of here, man. What you looking at? Commentator, talking to look like a hole. They look like no hole. And you know they going back there, Slay. They going back right there, Slay. Lock up two. One, you know we going right back there, Slay. Goodness, man. Goodness, man. Made the tackle, man. How the ball in the air on that long, you see that man looking for the ball, you don't look back to notify where the ball at or nothing, man. What type of fucking cornerback you playing, man? What type of, you don't even look to see where the ball at, man. You might attract the ball down before he get it. What if it's under the throne, like, come on, nigga. Fuck you, it's playing cornerback at more fucking doo-doo state. What the fuck was you at, man? What the fuck, sitting here waiting for the ball for eight seconds, you don't look to see where the ball at or nothing, little peep, little motherfucking scooby-doo, little joint, like, damn. Nothing? Fuck you came out of this. I'm calling Sierra Yachting, man. Stop it, stop getting DBs from Coppin State, man. What the fuck is you doing, man? You got a nigga from motherfucking, from motherfucking Delaware, man. University of Delaware, man. No, now you're in Adele State. What the fuck is you doing? You got Princeton. You got motherfucking cornerbacks from Princeton, man. You know them niggas smart with bad feet, man. You ain't never seen a cornerback from Princeton make the league, man. Only nigga ever make the league from Princeton is the motherfucking tight end. Well, I'm both G, man, but uh, he goes on right now, man. What going on with the 76ers, man? What do you think they need to get over that, man? Well, by the way, we about to get over the hump this year to finalize the James Harden trade. Once we do that, we get over the, the direction we going in, you know what I mean? Let's get something going, Jojo. Well, they need to take that shit back to kick it from the 30 yard line, man. They be kicking that shit through the uprights and shit, like, that shit too close, man. Come on, let's go, man. Do it to the Andre Swift. Here we go, baby. Yes. Oh, he gets skinny. Oh, he gets skinny, dawg. Oh, he be getting skinny. He be getting skinny, though. See, that's a good skinny play right there. He get skinny. Get skinny, uh, oh, that's a nice day. It's a nice game, baby. Come on, Dallas, got her. Come on, Dallas, got her. Make a play, baby. These type of plays is when you tight end is important. Come on, y'all. Come on, man. Kick the shit out of this ball, dawg. Come on, Jojo, baby. Oh, no, we got this. We got this. What the fuck is they doing? This ego fence from Hawaii. All respect, all love, fly, ego, fly. I just want to know, I was saying that all along, we got the best defensive line in the league. What do you think we ranked amongst defensive line and defensive general amongst everybody else? All right, love, fly, ego, fly, baby, let's go. That's right, baby. I think we number one defensive line. I think we're gonna be like number four on defense. Just good enough to win a Super Bowl. I'm gonna tell you right off the bat, but we thought we should have G-line, man. I thought we should have a good G-line during the day with Carter and all these boys. He ain't get no pressure. They get no pressure on the court, man. Her presence got all day to stand back there. They used to be $60 all day. He had just as early a point of touch when they got called back in last week. I guess a patron that wanted to get no pressure. What's up with the pressure? I thought someone was gonna have an order of pressure. You could be cowboys, you get real pressure, do real, real pressure. Now in fact, getting pressure, real pressure. I'm out with one. Who do cowboys play? Who do they play? Cowboys play the Giants, though. You know, the last time the Giants was good. They had a nigger with a gap between his teeth playing. That nigger been commentating for 10 years. That's the last time your niggers was good. Your nigger skipped into the playoffs, man. You know, that ain't shit, man. St. Claude Barclay don't even nigger y'all guys, man. I'm trying to get this shit. Let's go! They got stepped out. Told you he was fuckin' fried, man. Hit this nigger. If you smoked a little game, then you wouldn't get fried. Can't keep up. You know what I said? That nigger sent the weed. Took a full shit ass pump. They be allowed to cough, and they try to hold it up. Yeah, as long as... You know what this called? Hm? You know what this weed called? Hm? Fettin' all zooshes. Because you don't gotta be on that shit. You could be on this. You know what I mean? You want to get off that shit? You want to get off that shit? Come get on this shit, man. Leave them drugs alone, man. Real drug, this is illegal. You know what I mean? We in the state of New Jersey. Yeah, we had dog food along, man. Come on, let's go. Let's go. Got about one, two, three, four. You got about five. Close to five. Come on, let's go for two out of yours. Rushing on these niggas, man. You know what I mean, Kev? Yeah. Let's go for two out of you. You know what I mean, JoJo? Let's go for two out of yours, Russia. There we go. Oh, there we go. Let's go for two out of yours, Russia, baby. What the fuck wrong with her? You don't make that tackle, he gone. Niggas don't make that tackle right there? Oh, lord. Good, not on duty. You running the shit out that ball. You grab the towel and it's shit. There we go. There we go. Yeah, that's what I'm telling you. You're 20 yards rushing on them niggas. You ran the fuck over, damn. You ran 21 ass over. Had that man feet all in there and everything, man. If you're Kelsey, come here. Ah, look at number 40. Ah! Number 40, you pushed them all week, 10 yards down the field. Listen, man, we ain't gotta pass the ball. If they can't stop the run, they wanna keep putting the 82 niggas out to protect the pass. Run it, man. Here we go. Good job, a shot, Penny. Here we go, baby. Here we go. Let's go. You can't add a 23 jersey or a dot before, baby. Come on, let's go, baby. Come on, dawg. Get the Andre Swift back in there, man. Take this joint to the fourth, man. Take this joint to the fourth, man. Yes, got him. Got him. Got him. Got him. Look at stupid. Look at him. He's stupid. You didn't do it. Yo, there you go. Come on, man, this is it. Take the smoke alarm, don't go off. What you mean? You gotta put up the four fingers, JoJo. So, you got five of niggas in your little ass thumb, man. Let me fuckin' tell you. Niggas like this, little ass thumb, can't be. Fuck it, you tell him about it. You're gonna fuckin' die, man. Four fours. You get a touch down here, boy. It's gonna be rough. What's good in Gilly? Shit, call it from Texas, man. Shit, I wanna know how far you've been. You know, the Eagles gonna make it in this year's playoffs. And how do you think they gonna do against Cowboys the two times they play now? Yeah, that's what I got in here. I'm all up here doing all the things. Man, we're gonna be the death off the Cowboys, like we always do. And we gonna win the Super Bowl, man. You see what we doin' in Minnesota, man. We had the best run game in football last year. We got the best run game in football this year, man. What we talkin' about, man. You know what I mean? Tellin' her it's havin' an off game cause they putin' the key rushin' three niggas. Droppin' back eight niggas. Yo, let's run the ball. Do what the other team can't stop, man. You don't do what you wanna do. You do what the other team let you do. Let us run the two-something. Run the clock, run the clock down. Live at deep possessions. What we talkin' about? You already up two scores. Fourth quarter cover. We take three minutes off this clock. Get it down to 12 minutes. Get another score. We up three scores. Now they get the ball. We just keep them in front of us. If they goin' along the drive, we make the drive be six minutes. By the time they look up and they kickin' us the ball back, we got six minutes on the clock, man. Yo, dearly, I'm just trailin' Vegas now. Call earlier, man, sayin' I hope y'all don't lose, but y'all up right now and y'all good. Y'all ain't got nothing to worry about. I'm in the front of the track. That's all I'm gonna worry about. No, Minnesota ain't trashed. Minnesota ain't assed. It's just that we the shit in Minnesota couldn't last. No matter who we playin', we go with the ass. All right, I'm gonna get A.J. Brown to get a big catch and clear his yardage. Oh my God, I think he's gonna have a lot of things we goin' around done. No, Rashad, Penny, come on, get him out, man. Y'all know what I'm sayin'? We ain't had a negative fuckin' play yet, man. You come right in, gettin' caught in the motherfuckin' backfield, man. Come on, man, come on, man, get him out, man. Rashad, man, you gotta get that shit and go, man. Let's go jail and make a play. Yo, why you come back, dawg? Why you come back, dawg? Why you come back, dawg? Can't stop jailin', bitch. That'll be a tie. Yo, that man can go quarterback sneak with his fourth and three, man. He ain't gonna quarterback gold-eyed sneak with his fourth and three. That's crazy. Oh, please, let that be a touchdown. No holdin', no holdin'. Did I say put the I.J. Swift for the game, man? This man, I'm fuckin' touchdown up, man. More Rashad, Penny, Goddamn, bro. Fuck is you doin', man? Fuckin' Shaw, Penny, man. Fuck is he doin', man? Oh, shit! Oh, my fuckin' God, man, that's passin' affairs. Fuck is them refs lookin' at, man? Fuck wrong with y'all, man. That's some fuckin' bullshit, man. Bullshit, man. Jeff, yo, what's up, Kelly? This is, uh, Jeff, all the way in your knuckles, man. Bro, you should pass some blood back to the little man. We don't even know what problem I'm in the chat. We see y'all up right now. He bitchin', man. Well, that's why. Nigga, hi's a mini skirt, man. Hi to Pussy and Viggas right now. Look at him. Kegan. Yeah? How much you pay for that hook of that, Tom? We eat too much? Yeah, but you had the bitch givin' you rim jobs at all kinds of shit, man. She was givin' you rimmers, you know, we callin' rimmer for debt. Yeah, man, we call it, we got a bunch of names, we call it, he like chicks with the nigga's ass. So we call him Rem Duncan. We call it, we got a bunch of names and shit, we call it shit. Yeah, man, we call him Rem Carey. Yeah, man, we call him Rem Carey. We call him a bunch of shit, man. My man, though, he keep it real, though. He say all his chicks gotta be cleaners. Damn, you vicious. Him and Lil' Love are cleaner. We call Lil' Rem Brown. Yeah, I mean, rest in peace to Jim, man. Lil' Rem Brown, man. Come on, let's go baby, second and 20. How you run, Jell-I? You didn't have to run, dawg. Dallas Goddard was over it, dawg. Man, give me, go the Andre Swift back in the game, man. What the fuck are you talking about? Damn, let's go, man. Let's kick that shit to the two-yard line, man. Come on, we need 31 steps to fuck up, man. You hear me? Y'all wish I could see the chat, man. They said the nigga's favorite movie is a butter rim. What else they said? Lil' Rem. Yeah. These things are crazy, man. Two more hops and I'm ready. Shut up, nigga. Shut up, nigga. Two more hops. Who thought he was gonna get hit? Who betcha he thought he was gonna get hit? Who's supposed to be guarding this, nigga? 26. Edmonds. Goddamn. Yo, Joe, pray for my New York Giants, man. Do you think that we're going to the playoffs like last year and it's so, I don't know, man. I mean, no, I'm just grown. Pray for your New York Giants. I don't fuck what I do there. The niggas go, oh, and fucking 17. No, I pray them niggas go two and 15. They beat the Cowboys twice. Pray for my Giants. I look, I'm from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, nigga. Fuck what I be praying for the Giants. Well, nigga's crazy, man. You pray for the niggas. I don't even pray for sports. Fuck I look like, I live real life, fuck I look like, God, please let us win the Super Bowl, God, what? That's all, all them niggas got to pray for that shit. Hey, dude, I'm working in a showroom. I'm just thinking about how the Cowboys are gonna do this, man. How about them Cowboys, man? Okay, stick, man. Straight up. I've been doing shit since the 90s. How about, nigga feel comfortable seeing them? How about them Cowboys? Last time niggas when I was in high school, I'm 47. Fuckin' still scream that dumb shit out. How about them Cowboys? Last time they went J. Jones look young. Think about that. J. Jones like 102 years old right now. Last time they won that niggas look young, man. What you talking about? How about them Cowboys? How about them? What the fuck about them? How about them Cowboys? Right? Come on, get there. Get there, nigga, chain came off. Seen it, some good play. What is 30 doing? Sit your dumb ass down, 30. Fuck you running from the ball before the incomplete pass. Ball bounce on the ground, he running for the shit. Fuck is you doing? Cowboys defense, it was a block in the back. There wasn't no block in the back, ref. There wasn't no fucking block in the back. I was a fucking block in the back. The fuck? Number 31, number 31. 31 don't know what the fuck he doing, man. What the fuck was guarding him? Them in 26, look at this shit. Look at this shit, what the fuck is 26 doing? What the fuck are you doing, Joby? How he guarding a man and didn't run off? What the fuck is he doing, man? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What the fuck is he doing? How you was running across? You don't, that mean you don't know if you playing zone a man. Cause you was running across with the niggas that stop and start running with the niggas this way. But it was already all the niggas running with these niggas this way. So what the fuck are you doing, man? You don't want to do a whole fucking training camp? Fucking pre-season? You don't know the fucking place? You don't know what the fuck you doing? The nigga on the sideline right now, got a scene to PS, buddy. PS, what's that? Practice squad, nigga. You don't know your place? Ain't your fucking name probably Coby, bitch. You ain't got his mentality. You ain't got the fucking mama mentality. You ain't round with Joe, Coby, and you leave the niggas open. Coby to never, you know, running across with the niggas and stop and start running back this way. Niggas don't know who he guards, man. Yeah, I was raising my truck shout out for one, but for two, I wanted to know if you thought about your division and do you see anybody being as flexible as you are? Y'all, as in Philly, in your division, is anybody a threat to you now? Yeah, bro. I ain't gonna lie. Only team I see really being a threat to us is the Washington Redskins. And I know what you thinking. Talk, they ain't the ones the Redskins no more, I know. They don't fucking exist. That's the team that can give us a fucking shot. They don't exist, no fucking way. They ain't nobody giving us a fucking run for all the money in the NFC's, man. We're the best team in the league. We're about to show it right here. See, when times get rough like this, yeah, I mean, you say, let me calm stuff down. Go to Salah, jail over there, get the manicure right now, man. Oh, all right, it's time to ice these niggas. All right, let's go. My fault. I ain't know if it's time to ice these niggas. Let's go, y'all. That's all jail and saying, oh, it's time to ice these niggas? All right. My fault. Siri, play ice these niggas. Play ice these niggas, bye. That's what he said to coach. Siri, coach, Siri Yachty, he said play ice these niggas. You know what I mean? Let's go, let's go. Good boy. I told you he was gonna go over 200 rush of yards, right? Here we go, getting over 260, baby. We ain't got pass it. Go to number four. What y'all getting y'all motherfuckin' helmets for, man? Fuck you getting your helmet for, man. This motherfuckin' ice cold, baby. This jail of ice cold, baby. Fuck they gettin' their helmets for. On 3rd and 5th, like, oh, we about to go back on the field. Why they gettin' their helmets, man? Oh, all right, these niggas got their helmets. Fuck did they get their helmets for? Fuck did they get their helmets for? Put it back down, Kurt! Fuck, you ain't got your helmet for it, nigga. I mean, I told y'all I didn't like my cousin, never. Such a goofy ass, then you ain't got your helmet. Like, oh, it's time to get back to work. No, this is jail and ice, nigga. You gonna ice y'all right here. Let's go. Let's get with it! Let's go! Get skinny, sweat! Get skinny, sweat! Let's go, we go! Know that boy from Philly. Look how fast that boy was. Watch this. Get off me. Excuse me. Ah, no, ah, ah. 25th District, get off me. Excuse me. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Damn, bump that nigga. Niggas feels wrong with you. Let's go. Let's go. Get him in there. Get him in there. Get him in there. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go, JoJo. Let's go. We can ice him right here, JoJo. Why, it's hot. Smoke, nigga. Why, it's hot. Get you in there. I'm bitching, man. You better bang out on the way home, even, man. How you touch this thing, man? How you touch the pebbles, man? I just wanna see, oh, yeah. I'm gonna show you. I'm gonna show you right here. I'm gonna let you dry my slingshot. Man, I crashed my shit, even. Come on, baby. Come on, get you one. Get you one! Get you one! Get you one, Swizz! Get you one, Swizz. We got the S. E-N-G-L, niggas. S, egos. He was gonna buck something. See, DeAndre, he wasn't bucking around the night. You feel what I'm saying? Yeah, gave them niggas a hundred something. Gave them a buck. They said, DeAndre, how you feel? He said, I ain't bucking around the night, nigga. Fuckin' wrong with y'all. How you think I feel? You know what I mean? He said, you ain't bucking around. He said, no, I ain't bucking around with these bull niggas. You know what I mean? Take this hundred in this tub. Huh? Take this hundred in this tub. And then we go, beat your ass so bad, y'all gonna sit in that cold tub. Get you fucking minds right. That's right. DeAndre, what you gonna do to them? I ain't bucking around with them niggas. Take this buck. See, if 28, man, that's a motherfucking interception, man. Oh, man, we need Bradbury. Harry, your ass up, Bradbury. Fuck is you doing? Oh, my God. Then we just beat the lines. Huh? Who we beat last week? Oh, my goodness. I threw a slate court that shit. Yo, I threw a slate court that. Hold it. Come on. Yeah, there they go. They backing up, y'all. Yeah, let's get it right. Let's get it right. Hold it. Your hot nigga caught you. Deep fried Kennedy fried chicken niggas. That's what I'm talking about. 52, do whatever the fuck you gotta do to get you down. Randy Graham got 76. Right there kind of him. That man got glitter on his motherfucking mouthpiece, man. You knew them niggas weren't gonna beat us tonight, man. That man got gold glitter on his mouthpiece, man. The nigga got the feather 21 mouthpiece, man. He did not glitter off his shit. Slammed him all on his helmet, glitter popped all off his and glitter all over the field. Go get it. Go get it. There's no 31 gonna beat any time there's one from the kitchen. Come on, y'all. Come on, you know he going to Justin Jefferson. Locked down, Slay. You already know he ain't going, dawg. He's going to Justin. Oh, he's going to have a 31 guard. Oh, shit. These niggas gotta go to the two-minute, dawg. They gotta go to the two-minute. He's going to Justin Jefferson. Oh, my God, man. Fucking move he put on him, man. You seen that shit, man? He had taken ill. Fucking running back with that move on him on. Fucking running back like that, man. Who the quarterback for 11? Huh? That's cool, man. We gave these niggas 34 tonight. They ain't got no more timeouts, did they? They got a score, they got a score tonight. We got two more timeouts. I can't see it. Oh, yeah, I see it now. We just got to keep them out the end zone. You know what I'm saying? We got two more timeouts. We got two more timeouts. I can't see it. Oh, yeah, I see it now. It's only a score of 37. 50 score. Oh, yes. Yes, yes. I think it was off-size, though. I think it was off-size, though. It was off-size. Come on. Get your dumb ass off the field, man. Who the fuck is that? He did the fucking game, man. Good thing. Oh, my fucking God. Come on, y'all. Man, y'all better get this shit, man. Come on, man. I ain't trying this bullshit-ass, tricky shit, man. I'm trying shit we never seen before. This shit ain't gonna work, buddy. Fuck wrong with you. You about to kick a rubber ducky, bitch. Come on. Come on. Let's go. Let's fucking go. Oh, oh, you thought that fucking rubber ducky out there? Who the fuck told him that dumb shit was gonna work? Let me not put the ball on the tee. Let me... No, get your dumb ass back on the bench. Oh, he goes. Let's go. Now, we got 200 in something yards, right? Guess how many yards we need? 10. Just took more Russian yards. Yeah. 10. Just took more Russian yards. Four. Four. That's all we need. Guess what? This shit over with. They couldn't stop us all night. Why the fuck they gonna be able to stop us now? Hmm? Four. It's over with. Just saying, it's the only one Kelly and Pittsburgh will always run, Pennsylvania. That's all. He snaps the nigga back with. It's gonna be like 14 seconds left, right? Take it all the way down the ones. Kick it the fuck. Take the time out when they get the one. Then it's gonna be at like 13, 15 seconds left. Then you hike the ball, you kick it. That's gonna take like six seconds, seven seconds. Then it's gonna be like seven seconds left. When we call the time out, the fuck you talking about? We just run the ball. We take the penalty. It don't even matter. Get more yards on the point. You try and do some dumb shit. Jail and fumble, bob and stick. Oh, they scoop it up. That's why I can't be enough to be a coach. You tell me just hike it and run backwards. Run towards the eagle. Fuck will we do that? You better kick that bitch out the end zone, nigga. Kick that motherfucker out the end zone. In a million years, he better not get a motherfucker a chance to return this shit, man. Not in one million years. He get a chance to return this shit. Not in a million years. He better not get no walk-off shit like the Jets. You heard me? Huh? He better not get it off. Here we go. He got it off. There we go. There we go. Seven seconds left. All right, Kev. We're good. Let me turn this off, buddy. Let's go, you go. Like it's two and no, we go. We're up. Let's see how this ends. Let's see how this ends. Well, safe to say we two and no. Cold like Minnesota. Cold like Minnesota. Cold like Minnesota. Cold like Minnesota. The niggas are in tune. Cold like Minnesota. Cold like Minnesota. I tip my hat off to you, dude.