 Well, one last ride, you weren't wrong, sir, let's go. Ooh, that's a hot mug, guys. This is it. This is the beginning of the end. This is Supernatural, Season 15, Episode 1 review, and it's not entirely shit. It's not good either, though. This episode starts us off with how the world is basically coming to an end. We see that the brothers very, very conveniently get out of being completely surrounded by a bunch of zombies, and they go from running around a bunch of really easily run-a-runnable zombies to then locking themselves in a cage, and then they find out that, oh shit, there's some sort of weird hole in the wall here, even though it's a crypt that is surprisingly very empty. But then zombies come out of it, and they're like, whoa, that's actually pretty cool. And then something gets into Jack that gives him more of a personality than he's had in the entire existence of his entire character, and I went from being kind of meh about Jack for the longest time to actually really liking this actor. This was the most fun I've had watching Jack this entire show. The baby thing was kind of interesting for a little while, but then it got really, really repetitive and very dry. This was such a massive breath of fresh air that you have no idea how actually entertained I was with the Jack character. But then on to the episode itself. As we were shown at the end of the season finale for Season 16, which was 14, we saw that everything that the brothers had destroyed was coming back, even though ghosts which they destroyed, not sent to hell destroyed, gone from existence, somehow returned. One of them being Bloody Mary, which if you guys want to actually watch, I'll have a link to the review I did of the Bloody Mary episode, which is one of the best episodes of Season 1. Hands down. And then they take a giant fucking turd on it. And then one of the most convenient conclusions happens in the quickest amount of time that I've ever seen in any TV or movie show in history. When the brothers come across a car that's on the side of the road that's got some blood in it, hey, this is like the woman in white. What the fuck? How did you get that conclusion from a car on the side of the road? How many cars on the side of the road with blood in it have you come across in your entire career of the hunting monsters? And yeah, yeah, it's this bitch in white. Andrew Dab, you motherfucker, you terrible fucking writer, you terrible fucking writer. The whole episode, aside from monster stuff, which goes back and forth between being semi-decent to being really horrible budget-wise, we see Dab desperately trying to make sense of the absolute butt fuck that he did with the story at the end of Season shit team. I'm gonna keep on calling it shit team, because it was shit. We see a few of these ghosts and whatnot come back into the real world of the clown Bloody Mary, who, while she clearly got the absolute tail end of the budget for her costume, you see the clown looks really good, there's these two weird things that kind of appear, they look pretty good, the zombies all looked really good, and then there's Bloody Mary who looks like someone took a crayon and put blood tears on her. That whole point when she gets introduced to is just, oh, that was such bad acting. There's a lot of really bad acting in this episode. However, I will give this, this wasn't directed by Robert Singer, and you can tell because there's at least three different camera angles in this entire episode. Admittedly, some of the coverage is not the greatest, there's some times where they do it handheld, which doesn't look that great. However, they shut down an entire area of Ladner to do these really isolated shots, which looked really cool. However, Supernatural has switched over to the soap opera filter so much, that it just looked like a really bad, in terms of color grading, student film. I'm not fucking joking, I've seen student films with better color grading than when Sam and Castiel were fighting off these things. And this is when you could tell they were rushing this shit. Aside from that, I did like some aspects, like I said, the Jack thing that's taken him over, pretty decent. Some of the writing, when it's not fucking horrible, is not that bad. Anytime they talk about Chuck Doe, it was horrible, like just fucking horrible writing. He literally puts the most powerful weapon in the existence of time in the glove compartment. I wonder if that's gonna fucking come up again. So the episode writing is so goddamn predictable, yet there were some factors that weren't bad. I didn't think this was a horrible fucking opener, but it wasn't a good opener either. Doesn't really give me hope that it's gonna be a better season, but it doesn't really dissuade any fears I have either. More so, I'm still exactly in the middle, which is like, please don't fucking end badly. That's my biggest wish for this entire show, just please don't end badly. Kind of a middle of the road season opener, which is kind of a... Oddly enough, it's kind of a tradition for Supernatural, at least for the last five years. I'm gonna give episode one of season 15 of Supernatural, a three out of seven. Oh god, I hope it doesn't suck anymore. 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