 How much do you know about this game? Because I haven't even, I haven't even watched people play it. No, me neither. Okay, sick. This is gonna be horrible and it's gonna be hilarious. Oh, it's gonna be absolutely ass, but it's gonna be hilarious contents. It's going to be very, very, very funny. What should I name my character? Um, I don't know what name our world should have. I'm sitting here staring. I don't know if I like that name. I want- My goodness. Yes, yes, I figured it out. The biggest question is why you moved? I moved because I moved. I don't know. Why does anybody move ever? I lived in my place for like three years and then I was like, maybe I'll move. And then I did. Okay. I'm already done with your shit, chat. Are you in game yet? No, but I see it. I'm being brought down on a- on a bird with a little boobles. I understand what you mean now by titty bird. Oh, yeah. Now you got titty bird? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, it's more just like a kind of cleavage. I don't know how many titties we got, but there I am. Oh my god, you landed directly on my- Yo, what? Just jumping in one spot increases your skill. Wait, it does? Yeah, I just leveled up. Oh my god, it does. I love this game. This is made for me. So you guys feel like cool names or what? Whoa, whoa, whoa, there's a pig ear! Oh no! No, we can't. Is Chris treating me? Yeah, I just went live. Damn, we can't. I don't want to not capture, you know- Capture the chaos? These poggers moments that we might have, you know? A lot of poggy-woggies. That bird's hot. A little bit, right? It's like a Corviknight. It's like a handsome bird. You go on to like hunting stands real slow, or like real creepy like- Oh yeah, that does very well. You're like lower, oh my god. I don't like the way that I walk. Hate to see you go and hate to watch you leave, because the way that you walk is really fucking weird. There he is! Look at that beard. Actually, yeah, I got a beard, whatever. What the hell are we doing? I don't know. I'm going to go punch this shit out of a tree though. That's what I'm going to go do in a second. Yeah, is it like Minecraft? I don't know. I have no idea. Um, well, I'm going to find out someone's- Oh god, there's a deer. It's too hard. Oh, it's another deer. That's why it was so hard. It's too hard, okay. Can we go punch the fucking deer? Yeah, what about this one? Out of a deer? I don't have any stamina left. I'm punching the shim of this tree. I bring tidings. This bird says it brings tidings. Oh, I don't think it did anything. They found a snack. Consume it to improve your health and stamina. I immediately lost y'all, but oh, there. Oh my gosh. You can't see each other when they're far. I saw anything. Don't worry. Can I go to the sky? Yeah, if you look up in the sky, there's a giant tree and it's way too big. Is it the tree of life, the tree in the sky? Tree of life? More like tree of my wife is a tree. Oh, damn. Oh, sorry. It's- I've had a month off. You have to- Oh, yo, we need wood. We can make axes. I have stone. We need wood. Yeah, I don't know how to get wood. I'm trying to punch the heck out of everything. Nothing's working. Yeah, if you- if you punch the beach. Oh, I got it. I got wood, friends. Oh, what is this thing? What is this thing? What is this weird thing? There's a weird god over here. Oh, I don't like you. Punch the fuck out of it. I don't- Fuck, Jay. No. Beat the shit out of the sky. Beat the fuck out of it, man. I can't believe you just killed that little guy. What if he was like a- just like a- a lonely merchant or something? I mean, he was coming for you. True, yeah. He was. I have an axe. Oh my god. No. To whoop your ass with this axe now, bro. There he is. Damn. Oh my god. I should have just murdered somebody right in front of me. Okay. I definitely did, yeah. Stone axe. Crap. Stone axe. Hell, yeah. You got a stone axe, Ethan? I have a- Why is it like you're peeing your pants right now? I have a stone ass. Correct. I'm going to cut this tree down. Yeah. Please, nobody come near me because I think you will die if you do that. We're going to hit big trees now. You guys are playing on graphics wise. All max all the time. Yeah. Why are you shooting at me? I cut the tree, but then the tree went up into the tree and I can't reach the tree anymore. I cut down this whole big tree and now I can't get this tree. Well, come over here. You can come and help me grab these logs. But it was my tree. All right. It's okay. I'm fine. I'm fine. I- the tree fell on me. It's okay. It's okay. Oh, there's a bunch of boys. A bunch of boys behind us. A bunch of- A bunch of boys. A bunch of boys. A bunch of boys. I thought you said a bunch of bullies. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Wait. Can we res you? Ow, ow, ow. Oh, oh, my God. I almost just died. Dude, what the heck? Oh, God. Here we go. No, I'll revenge you. I'll revenge you. You'll revenge. I feel cold. I feel- I'm dead. Well, well, well, guys. Great stream. That's me, my body. Stop throwing water balloons. If I- oh, God, I'm going to die again. Oh, crap. Hold on. I'm sick. Fuck out of him. Got him. Please don't die. Please don't die. Guys. I'm going back. I'm going to get my stuff, and then I'm immediately running back to spawn. Click the button. Ow, ow, ow. Because I don't have that much. I just think that's a bad area. Like, I think that's like, when you're geared up, you should go over there, but we're not yet. I'm just punching a bunch of trees. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You fucking dead. I'm dead. But also when you die, apparently you lose a little bit of knowledge. So you lose some levels. That always happens when I die. I lose, like, some knowledge. Yeah. I wake up after I die, and I'm like, dude, what is Y equal? Yeah, Y equals MX plus B. Oh, my God. Yeah, I forgot that. Look at these little guys. These are necks. Look at these little goobers. Ow, ow. I miss Korean barbecue so much. I miss Korean barbecue more than I miss my own family. That's not true. I died. Fuck. Let's start a base. I'm going to start a base on this clearing just because it's easy, I think. Yeah, and we can see actually if people are coming to attack us or not, you know. There's somebody coming to attack us. Kick his ass. What's mouse three? How do I get to mouse three? Mouse? Mouse three is the whoa. Got it. Oh, my God. Look, you can kick. Zack, stop. Zack, stop. You're going to get in trouble. Zack. Uh, we need things, don't we? Okay. There's a man, there's a man. He's just being scary, man. Get out of here. I killed him. I murdered him. I murdered him in the daylight. Okay. Cook and station. You need no rock. That's pretty, that's pretty like, ow. I'm on fire. I'm going to die on fire. Don't die on fire. I want to make a crude bow. I need leather scraps. Yeah, that's what I was just looking at, too. Let's go kill animals. Yeah, let's do it. Let's talk about what we need to do. We need to get leather scraps for bow and arrow, which we could be, which would just be sick. And oh, I have leather scraps. We need eight. I have three. Okay. I have three as well. So that's six. How do we get those from the, um, from the animals? Guys, those little, those little men. Oh, is that a bore? Oh, the family bore. Oh, do it. Let's marble. We need their scraps. Sorry. We need the scraps. Oh my God, one shot at the bore. Holy crap. Destroyed. Oh my God. Yes. That was, I just absolutely ruined that. Fierce. It's like a mom and two kids and who cares? We're the most dangerous game, dude. And they're not playing the game very well. You know? It was either us or them, honestly. Yeah, to be fair. Your children will be my shoes. Help me kill this deer or someone? It's outside our base. It's ready to die. Okay. Oh, shit. That would be so good. That would be so good if we could get this guy. I'm going to try and flank him. I'll find a bore and a neck, a really big neck. Flank. Yes. Oh, so close. So close. So close. This is like dead by daylight right now, like chasing a survivor. It's like looming us for like, like insanely. Oh, you almost had him. I just killed a bore. That's all I got. He's running so far. He's got one star. What does that mean? Like GTA? No, no, no. The cops are after him, but only a little. Chris, are you still following him? Yeah, I'm trying my best. It's down here. Got a deer. I'm going to flank him. I'm going to flank him. Yes. You got a deer? I got a deer, and I'm going to get another one right now. Hell yeah. It's not like I was at a beach. It's so useless, Ethan. Well, I'm trying my best. No, it's just funny because Ash is like, just killed another deer. Got a bore. You and me are just chasing one deer this whole time. I have a deer trophy. I think I have a head and I got three deer hide. Got it. Nice. Where'd the deer go? Oh, here it is. Here it is. Yes. Oh, I didn't have any stamina. God damn it. He ran right into me, but I didn't have stamina. Oh, no. Devastating. Oh, there's one. Yeah. Yes. I killed him. It didn't give me anything. Oh, OK. Here we go. I've never seen either. I'm on fire, but I'm getting in bed, so it's OK. Just lay back slowly into bed. Completely ablaze. I have a proposition. I don't know if it's going to be something nice, but I don't think we can really progress too far. Do you want to try to fight that boss that's at spawn? The boss that's at spawn? Yeah, when you talk to the bird at first, he tells you you can spawn like a little like boss at spawn, but you have to just gear up a little bit. Like you can't have no weapons or anything, but there's a boss waiting at spawn for us. That'd be kind of fun. Should we try making like outfits or something? Or who cares? We can do that. I'm down to do that. Ooh, I can make a wood shield. Ooh, a shield would be smart. I'm going to make one right now. Fuck. I might have to use all of those leather straps for a bow, but I just made a shield, so. What'd you do instead? I made a shield. That's not too bad, though. I think we get rocked. I'm going to say maybe not. It's like the tutorial boss, right? We can't get rocked, right? I went to the wrong place. I'm sorry, I'm coming. Is it going to be like really hard or like super easy and almost goofy that we like got all stoked for it? It's going to take one shot. I don't imagine we rest up, prepare all our stuff, march out, two shot down. Trophy hook. Oh, wait, hold on. Missing required item. Wait, I have like a deer trophy. Oh, so do we have to hang a bunch of trophies on this thing? Oh, there's like drawings of like what we need to hang. Don't we have like deer trophies? The deer trophy, the freaking. Yeah, I have a deer trophy. Oh, I guess we can't do it. Just kidding. He spawned on the map. How do you do it? Oh, he did? Yeah. If you hit this. Oh, is it this? Is it the skull on the map? Oh, no, ether. There is. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, where? He's down south. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Mr. Pig, you teleported. You can't do that. That's against the laws of science against the word of God. You really are going to spit in the face of God or coming upon whatever the hell he is. Oh, shit. Oh, it's a bird. Oh, damn, there's a bird. Hey, bud. You found that some places in Forsaken make the correct offer and they will come. Be wary, though. The Forsaken are not easy prey. So craft a wicked weapon. Don your finest armor and eat a hearty meal before engaging them in combat. I've got my big wooden stick. Oh, man. We'll see. We'll see. Offer item. I got it. Oh, shit. Run away, run away. I have only a club, a wooden club. We got this, dude. This is going to be so easy. Got it. Oh, God. It's like from it's like from the movie, The Ritual almost not quite. Really big. He's pretty. What the fuck? I'm going to die. There's random mushrooms on the ground. So get those and it'll get like a little bit. Holy crap. Move, move, move, try to run back. We can do this. No, we got this. We can do this. Maybe here. We can do it. We can do it. Oh, my God. No, we can do it as I think and we can do this. I'm going to run back. I got to say this is this is great. I can't. No, dude, I got to have help. You're doing good, Chris. I only have a wooden stick. Yeah, the ball is the way to go, honestly. Like close range combat with him is not so spicy. I'm just trying to get back to my body so I can get back in the fight. Oh, my God. My bow broke. No, crap. I have one if I can get my stuff back. You can get back. Where the hell is my stuff? We got to go close quarters. Dude, I can't. He's going to kill me before I get my stuff. I can't find it. I know. I'll I'll I'll distract. Oh, yeah, I forgot I have a shield. Maybe late time. Fuck it. Ow. The shield doesn't do anything. Yes. Bows, bows, bows. Oh, the tree fell. I don't have any stamina. Fuck my blocking. My stamina is down on this bow so fast. No, y'all, we're going to do this. We got this shit. We're doing it. We're doing it. We are going to be bad ass. Oh, God. I'm shooting him with the bow. He's almost dead. I can't eat more things. You're only doing a great job. I'm just trying to run away so I can heal. Y'all, he's under the way. Yes, we did it. We're doing those actually bleak. That was really fun. Now we get to go place our trophy. Oh, my God. That was high. Okay, wait, no. We have no. That was sick. I don't feel this. Dude, I'm telling you the bow was the way to go. Yeah, the bow was the best. That was sick as hell. So we go back to the beginning thing, right? Yeah, I think so. And then throw the the trophy. Damn, the trophy is sick. It's so cool. Oh, it's doing something. Oh, God. Oh, God. What's this? Oh, no. The line. You have to say that every time we do it. Instacrified. That was the birds back. Holy shit. Hey, bird. Activate power. Just granted the power. Your ability to run and jump is improved. Oh, my God. We waste less stamina running and stuff. Yes. Yes. Oh, uncover their lost treasures and resources. Now it sounds fun. Now we're just getting to the good stuff. Yeah. This means we got to play more. Hell yeah. How to play again. Oh, shit. That's so sick. I'm going to wait for the power of. So is that is that is that our bookend for the day? I think that's a good place to kill that boss. Yeah. Killing that boss is a great, great act. Awesome freaking job.