 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and today we're playing Vin Diesel Crossroads. Well, fast and the furious Crossroads, but I'm only here for Vin Diesel. As you know, I'm a big fan. I'm in love. So this game has slipped in under the radar. Very unlike Vin Diesel. Usually the center of attention. Everyone goes wild. I wonder what he's up to now. He's talking about his own karaoke videos. He's tweeted, my one regret in life is not finding Vin Diesel's karaoke vid sooner. Oh, that's a bit narcissistic, Finn. But you're gonna lay with me, so what's up? I'm watching you stay. That's all. Still a big fan, Vin. Alright, well anyway, Vin Diesel karaoke aside. Didn't expect to be saying that ever. We're gonna be playing this game. The results are mostly negative. I kind of want to find out why. No keyboard controls. Wait, what? You can't change them or there's just none? Oh, the game doesn't tell you controls for keyboard and mouse. He spent the tutorial mission slapping his keyboard. Oh, this guy played for 10 hours and said, it's okay, just wish the keyboard and mouse worked. You know, not really high expectations for a computer game to actually be able to use your keyboard. Good Lord, this is one of the most negatively reviewed games I have ever seen on Steam. Even like the asset grabbing horrible mobile style games that usually have a few positive. Oh, thank God. Okay, good Gimas. That's made me relax a little. Let's jump in and play data collection. Yeah. Sure. I trust the Fast and the Furious. Vin Diesel would never do anything with my data that I don't want him to do. I hope our fugitive hasn't failed. Listen to nobody said he did. What? What? What are we doing? Attack. She doesn't even react. She's still maintaining conversation. Hang on and just smashing her into everything. Why can I not knock down pedestrians? It's already on the negative side for me. I'm giving it a 9 out of 10 so far. It's lost a point and if he slips away now We won't be able to try no matter what I do. It seems to kind of recover I'm just gonna see can I make it there with my eyes closed. I'm just gonna hold for the best I Think the scraping sounds are sounding pretty promising right now. Looks like our guy has some friends Did I make it? I think I made it all fantastic. I mean to be fair cars these days are self-driving, so it's just realism Yeah Vin Diesel quarter-mile at a time family. Oh He has that weird shunting ability. Okay. He's retained that skill from wheel man, which is one of the strangest games I've ever played Holy shit Jesus Christ Vin Diesel The hell is that thing the BAM mobile? I have a harpoon. Oh wait. She is a harpoon. Okay harpoon it is Going on. I'm stuck I'm not fully clued in on the Fast and the Furious movies I don't really understand them anymore like I thought it was just a street racing. They've lost me here Okay, great. He's come out of that armored vehicle and is exposing himself. I've got something better. I'm swapping the Vin Diesel I didn't play Vin Diesel crossroads to play as other people. I just want to be Vin Diesel I don't know what I'm doing. I'm trying to pop his wheel, but he doesn't have any he's got tracks. He's pushing me down The road. I'm not even accelerating anymore. He just keeps pushing me Just getting in his way. Okay. He's killed himself Repeatedly crashing into me. I love the fast and or the furious Oh flashback, I'm relating to the villain more and more not so fast I should have said a not so furious like the title of the movie the crowd in the theater would went wild They're called the Tadacle Why are they turning their back on this dude, what what if he has a gun or something? Mr. Diesel, please Like look he's sneaking up on you. Oh good thing. You'd back up Vin Diesel didn't even flinch Thanks, babe It was my turn anyway This guy was headed for Barcelona He's a bit of an Egypt isn't he if he was trying to drive there achievement unlocked to the cult I'm just generally confused by the whole game to be honest with you neither of you are Vin Diesel I don't care about you. Oh for fuck's sake. I got to play as these non-diesels Like if this game were a car it would have a diesel engine Vin Diesel is driving this whole game And that's the only person I want in the game all the characters should be played By Vin Diesel and maybe one by Vin Diesel in a fat suit. Why am I doing rams? I'm just a very casual drive It may be bumpy what are you referring to the fact that I was just crashing into vehicles What is up with these speed bumps as you roll over about 30 pedestrians? A little casual conversation about eating and going to restaurants as I just smoked a family of five Oh, they've got their hazard lights on. Damn it. Why are you saying damn it? We just blasted through at 17 cars and then there's one car pulled over with hazards on we're like, oh Now we're stuck. We're not equipped to fix these things these things cars I equipped to fix cars. Sorry me chica. I have a lot on my mind. Thoughts of me I wish god for a game about driving cars. There's not a lot of driving cars It's mainly just a weird dialogue for the most part. All right now. We got ahead to Vienna's house Am I just doing daily chores at this point? I wanted to blow things up and be Vin Diesel Maybe hit a karaoke bar or something Are you gonna lay with me? Oh my god Take a right here. I think we're being followed. Oh god. We're being followed. Oh, Jesus My anxiety is through the roof. All right shortcuts. Sorry pedestrians. We're being followed You pee anymore obvious I'm gonna do a u-turn then we'll know for sure if he's following us. All right now I'm following you wise guy. What are you gonna do? Urgent Sebastian is starting to freak out get going. Why is he freaking out? It's been circling the garage all day. It's not behind us. His paranoia's gotten the better of him So why he just gets out or something? Take a right here. I think we're being followed. I'm not going right I'll just go forward. He's bringing me back onto this road. Anyway. No, I want to keep going straight Black SUV has been circling. He keeps telling the turn. I'm just like no straight. Get your paranoia under control Watch out. There's more of them. Oh my god. They're fucking everywhere He's gonna have a panic attack at this rate. Urgent Sebastian is starting to freak out get going Like I don't understand the consequences of this. He can freak out all he wants. I just gotta keep driving My love wait, are we dating now? I don't know for a personalities match. I'm fast. You're furious It'll never work out. Actually, I don't know if furious is the right word. Paranoid is probably better Fast than the paranoid Oh my god, is that a diesel? Oh, no, it's it's a car. Sorry. I thought blue shiny thing was Vin Diesel Some of which might be considered Extra legal extra legal Doesn't that mean it's like super legal? You owe the Moroccan mob money. Where did you come from and why do you sound like ellen the generous? Hey, don't worry. That's not just me. All right. Like she does really sound like ellen the generous You've got the money to repay the gangsters. I cannot listen to ellen the generous Can you skip this please? You can't skip the cutscenes. Fantastic Gotta inflate the game time somehow. Everyone was complaining. It was too short in the reviews Well, if you're gonna stand any chance of winning in that import of yours, it's gonna need a tune up Okay Where is Vin Diesel? Please this game should be about family Which is just Vin Diesel and his family. I don't want to know about other families Come on. Wait, what avoid collisions that will make the race fuel unstable I'm tempted to just smash into a wall So the race fuel will explode and then I can go back to being Vin Diesel. Oh my god. That was close I smack into the other thing. Does no one signal in this country? She's the one to claim a bad driver. It doesn't mean while I'm rear-ending everyone how busy are these roads There's so many natural roadblocks. Oh ramp He's like, are you forgetting about what we just said about the race fuel? Oh, I wanted to go through the pipe, but you can't this game is no fun But it is making me furious. So I guess they're just trying to stick true to the source material I'm home Good god, how did that race fuel made it? I have no idea. Okay. This is more like it This is fast and furious like I remember it street racing, but where is Vin Diesel? I was right Marie sales put up shut up Ellen DeGeneres. I want Vin Diesel not Ellen DeGeneres Apparently according to rumors, you're not even DeGeneres really Ellen the horrible more like He's even lucky to stay forward unmoving Why do I feel like I just missed something important because you were fucking blacked out in your car Not paying attention to anything. You're in a world of your own first turn is a tight left So take the inside. Where is he talking to me from? I'm I'm alone in the car by the looks of it. All right Doesn't matter. I'm about to be fast and or furious. I'm gonna race quarter mile at a time It's all about family. I'm going to aim for the lady Go Oh, what the hell you can't knock her down. This game is lame. I see why it is bad reviews now I'm dropping mine to an eight out of ten. Yeah, I got this I don't think it matters. Whatever prize you win your damages to your vehicle will offset it Where is all the traffic? Why is the city dead? There's no one around. It's upsetting I want to weave in between cars like I'm struggling enough dodging just walls, but still I'm just not swapping The game forced me as like dude, come on your mid-race honestly, I don't think I'm even racing anyone I haven't seen anyone the whole race What Okay, did I think they just set me up to lose I mean just kill me. Why bother setting up the entire race like that It just wasted everyone's time and you just gathered witnesses for this Mauricio is one of us His car his house Everything belongs to you could have fucking told me beforehand. There's no need for this crash I could have just gone and raised someone else I do not recall giving you permission to speak dude. That's Ellen the generous you can't point the gun at her She'll talk about it on her talk show and then you're done. I think she's cancelled or something now So maybe maybe you're okay actually enjoy the rest of your evening He didn't sound genuine about that at all to be honest Why I'm not interested in this police chase unless they're escorting Vin Diesel. I just don't care. Thanks, babe It's just reverse past me. Okay. I spawned behind them. I rest me There's some creepy dude after me and he's trying to kill me though. You gotta save me You were caught by the cops. Honestly, I think this is a good ending. They got arrested. That is it Where is Vin Diesel in the little album of characters? Why do they ever keep posting online? Great I didn't find some other poor souls who are also being subjected to this game. I assume by gunpoint Unfortunately, it looks like there's only two of us in the world playing this game right now I don't know if multiplayer is possible. I even left the lobby and went back in. It's the same It's just the same dude waiting for a game. The poor guy. That's probably Vin Diesel himself Like why is no one playing my game? I will gladly get out your way. I just I I'm just disappointed. There's not more Vin Diesel Honestly, I came here for mr. Diesel and I had to play these other people I didn't even know who they were nor did I want to learn Ellen DeGeneres was okay. I guess that was an interesting cameo But other than that, I was just kind of annoyed. In fact, I'd go to as far as saying I was furious But I hope you guys enjoyed the video. I I hope you're happy that we got to see Vin Diesel for at least a little while I assume you're all as big fans of Vin Diesel as I am I appreciate you watching as always. I post every single day if you want to see more I also stream over on twitch link for that is in the description But other than that, I'll just say thank you for watching and I hope to see you next time. Bye for now