 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and if you know anything about me, it's that I love physics-based games This is why AI is gonna rise up and kill us because we've designed stuff like this. Oh my god my leg No, stop. It's gonna fucking crush me. Please kill me Yes, that's me having fun, but today we're playing a physics-based game that's undoubtedly gonna Make me very very upset because you're using one of these bad boys You got a traversal level, but it's got no engine at all So you've got to do it using the little rear bucket. This is gonna make me so angry I don't know why I'm doing it, but you know what I can't think of a more epic gamer game So I'm gonna pop on my gamer headphones. I'm ready. Oh my god even doing the tutorial I know this is gonna be just fucking horrible to be honest easy, isn't it if you say so? Oh my god, what are they making me do? Please disassemble this desk. Okay. I'm already fucking struggling. What am I doing? I'm clearly not understanding this. Okay, there we go disassembled to unorthodox, but okay. Come on Just scratching it. Come on tip over. Please come on Change my angle of it so I can see this a bit better. All right, please come on Okay, finally. Jesus. This is gonna be such a struggle. Alexa turn off the lights No, don't actually turn off the lights. I need them. No, no, no keep them on. Oh sweet Jesus. What is this? Oh, I break sake now. I'm back in stock on it. Why do I play these games that I know are gonna make me angry? It's not a good way to start your day. Oh, no. Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no I'm losing on the tutorial. Oh, please fix me. All right. You are ready now. Bye I don't think this is what ready looks like. All right, my first proper trial Ready, I'm not lodged in the ground. So I don't think I look ready Okay, hold on hold on like I appreciate that tutorial that you forced me to do but you didn't teach me how to walk like at all All right, I'm rolling well that that's that's a help. I guess. Okay. I'm kind of figuring it out. I'm not Okay, there we go. I did something. Oh god. I'm rolling forward. How do I stop myself? How do I stop? Oh, Jesus? Oh, no. Oh, no, okay. Be very careful. Just raise that bucket and slide to victory. Yep slide in there We go. There we go. Yes, I'm good 40 seconds, how are you supposed to do that in 40 seconds through the houses knock them down? I don't care All right next level. This is gonna get so difficult that I'm gonna get so upset There we go a little push to start us off. You should probably raise that bucket a bit keep going I know this is meant to be a race but slow and steady and all that the problem is I'm not doing the steady part I'm just doing the slow part. Oh, no, there's fecking obstacles There's fecking obstacles. What do I do? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no As if it wasn't hard enough no go backwards. I'm trying to go backwards. There we go. Please don't get stuck off for feck sake No, no stop myself. Okay, great. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, Jesus. Yeah, I just wanted to flip her Into forward there. Oh, no. Oh, no the traffic light now. How am I supposed to know when to go or not? I think I'm trying to pull my own wheels off What is happening here? Should I admit defeat yet? I'm at the second level Oh my god, okay reset if I can just remain straight for once then I can get past this No, no, no, no, no, no, stop stop stop. No, no, no, no. Oh for feck sake I can't pass the first real challenge in this game. All right. That's fine. Let me figure this out I don't want to laugh you're crying anymore. Okay. Keep going We'll try this again. Just keep straight. Okay. I think this might actually time right. No, no, no. Okay. Okay. Oh I don't think I'm straight. I'm building up some speed. No, I killed the speed. Okay, never mind Stop stop stop stop stop. Okay. Okay. No Feck sake my brakes aren't working. Okay, instead of rolling this time. I'm like Dragging myself along at least this way. I can stop myself and start going when I want to even though I'm not sure I'll have the speed to make it pass when I do eventually actually want to go The thing is even when I pass the first one, there's a second one No, stop stop stop stop stop. Okay. Okay. Go go go. Oh my god Why I'm turning somehow. I mean is this good? No, this isn't good Great and they just knocked off the traffic plate. Oh, no. Okay. Goodbye I can't pass the first level All right, that's fine. I love video games and just having a good time playing video games Okay, go. This is great. This is good timing. Speed up speed up speed up. Yes. Oh my god. I think I actually did it I think I actually finished the second level in the entire game and I got three stars just about look at that Wow world record is 18 seconds. What the shit? I'm never doing that whenever again Anyway, I don't care about world records, which is why I have none Like I would have so many if I cared but I just don't care about that But I would have so many especially that thing I can do with the spoons. I don't know what I'm doing I'm attempting to turn. I don't I don't really understand How to turn is this turning? Yeah, this looks like turning to me It's like you're taking your test and the instructor's like, all right Let's do a three-point turn and you do all of this. Okay. I'm rolling over I think I'm getting my digger thing to play dead my god It just can't like I don't know what's happening Like the problem is I don't even understand the fundamentals of like, how are you supposed to move? Can I try this with a controller? Might it be a little bit easier? I'm on level three Stop beeping at me. I'm already pissed off enough. Oh, no, I'm gonna break the door. Hold on Okay, that wasn't very much of an impact. It already seems a little bit easier to control With just the controller and there I go But at least I'm figuring it out Like honestly, there should be some sort of regulation that people cannot make games like this. It's not fair to people like me It's gonna make us feel bad. I need a safe space on steam. They're just gently push off the wall. There you go We're almost to the collectible. We're only three minutes into the level At least I'm managing to control it now. No, no, no, no, no, oh my god I almost drove off the second level. All right. It's still progress. We're still moving which is nice Come on Kevin your whole reputation is on the line people watch you to get good at video games Come on. You gotta show them how it's done. Oh my god. I've fallen and I can't get up like being serious I know I'm not known for being the best at games, but this is ridiculous Okay, there we go. I don't even know how I did that maneuver to be honest, but it worked out great Hold on. All right. Hold up. Okay. I'm back to where I started. Let's try that again You're gonna grip onto the ground All right, you're gonna grip You're gonna grip onto the ground in it. Oh, you missed the ground entirely. Okay. Try this grip the ground All right, we are standing again. If I can pull yourself pull yourself together young man Yeah, there you go. This is how this machinery is meant to move. Oh my god Why do I always end up back in the fcking corner on my side? All right, we're getting out the other side now at least put her in eight Okay. All right. Okay. Great. No, wrong way. Hold on. Holy You know what would have been nice in that tutorial instead of just showing me what parts of the thing can feck and move Just teaching me how to move at all would have been great because I don't really understand the method here It's just slowly claw way Oh my god This is the most frustrating game I've ever played in my life Like honestly everything feels like one step forward and two steps back And the problem is you just get fecking frustrated eventually because things aren't working So then you start mashing all the controls and it puts you in a way worse position Just fecking end me just pull myself off. Just fecking die I'm embarrassed to end with this score. Anyway, off you go. You fecking deserve the die You're fecking useless at your job. All right. I just kind of wanted to reset about the good news It still keeps my old time like how the heck do I go forward? I don't understand I'm going to cry. Okay. The way he moves around on the map is like by just dragging it But it just doesn't seem to fecking work his sideways view. You go down and just just drag Just no Okay now up wait up up Okay, I'm gently just going down the hill getting a bit of momentum now, which is nice Do a little pull there. Yeah, there you go. All right Now I'll just leave the slope take care of the rest once we eventually get to the slope Which I'm more than prepared to wait for Even though it's slow I know I'm going to end up on my roof if I try and do anything Oh fuck sake. I didn't mean to do that. Oh, all right fine. Okay up up. Yep. Yep. We're good. We're good All right, roll gently towards the finish gently Yes, so we did it Christ almighty. Okay new level ago. What am I doing? Is it just that I have to get around that pole? Is that it? There we go I'm getting used to just kind of like pulling myself along a little bit now It's very janky, but it's it's sort of working Okay, now I need to get around here. So I'll just try and pull myself Okay, that worked actually better than expected But now we have to deal with our natural enemy the slight incline. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm doing it Wait, no, I'm not I thought I was doing something for a second but no, no, I'm not. I'm back to the start This is so fecking confusing Honestly, like brains weren't meant to figure out how to move in this way Like it is an absolute waste of brain power and I don't think I'm going to get this brain power back I think this is actively killing brain cells and I don't want to have much to begin with Okay, natural incline is almost defeated. No, no Oh for fuck's sake slight incline wins again Oh, the final boss is just going to be a slightly steeper hill, isn't it? Oh, no, I'm turning backs and again I'm on my side. This is so Freaking frustrating. I thought detective bot was hard. Well, look at me now I would kill to be as mobile as detective bot. Oh, and I've just killed myself So does that count now? Can I move as smooth as detective bot? Oh, no, there I go I always deliver when he at least expected this might just be the most frustrating experience of my entire life I can't believe I legit thought detective bot was the worst physics game I could play But yet here I am. I mean worst is in terms of frustration, by the way Don't give me that red symbol for breaking something as if I care That is the least of my worries right now Do you realize this game has probably destroyed my career? People won't look to me for a source of guidance with video games anymore after this I love lost so much street cred. You cannot believe it. So many people are gonna unfollow me All right, nice and steady now nice and steady. All right Nice and steady now raise that again, and then we'll just pull ourselves forward Okay, now lower that again and now move that forward I might actually be getting the hang of this and now pull. Oh my god. I'm doing it. I'm actually doing it Look at that. I'm turning and everything. Oh no. No, I didn't mean turning on my roof. Hold on. Hold on. Okay. Okay We're still good and raise this pull. Oh my god. I'm doing it. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't go backwards No, no, no, no The problem is if I have to repeat something that's frustrating I have little to no patience at all So I just don't have the same patience to do it again Like what even happened there? Can someone explain that to me, please? That's fine. That's just great. That's lovely That's what I wanted to do actually. See this game is like Really a case of slow and steady wins the race, but I just don't have it in me I don't have that level of patience You affect your fucking flower pots. Anyway, like I give a damn Like I must have a shit ton of money to pay for them anyway because I've been breaking so many of these Diggers and they must be expensive machinery despite not having, you know, such vital parts. All right I've figured a way to move slowly, but surely you keep this bucket down You kind of pull on it and do this weird funky walk. Oh my god, please, please, please. We're almost there. Yes Oh my god, that's like eight and a half minutes of my life. I will never get back Oh my god, there's mini games. How do how do I do this now playing lost case? No lost cause is now playing I think that's what you meant. Oh my god. Like I can barely move not at might play these mini games Three points great. Um I think this mini game is broken Look at that. Well, that only gets you one point. God damn it. I gotta get more oranges Okay, I'm quite good at this one But I think that's just because well you can't really go too wrong It doesn't actually allow you kill yourself because I've come close quite a number of times It just kind of pushes me back. What if I just keep bringing in balls? Will that work? I'm just matching the fecking button In the hopes that they'll continue to spawn and just hit off each other and accidentally get me some points All right, I got zero stars. I'm willing to admit that was probably deserved. All right. Let's do one more. Oh my god Oh my god. I'm on my side immediately. Jesus Christ. Okay now push that way. There we go I'm getting the hang of these controls slowly But surely like right at the end when the skill is going to be no longer used to me Like this is taking up valuable brain power and as I already said, I don't have much to give up This is going to replace something super important Look at that for a feckin turn. Look at how good I'm getting at video games I just wish it was that video game that was useful. Like I'd much rather be good I'd like a first person shooter or something. Yeah me gamer I specialize in physics based games where you move mini diggers around. Oh, no No, pull yourself away from that edge my friend. Come on. We can do this turn. We can do it Just be very very careful. Why is there a feckin incline on the corner? Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no I said I specialized in these games. I never said I was good at them No, no, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. I can still save this. I can still save this. No. No, no, no, no Grab on to something Move faster Okay, I literally just spawned. How have I done this? Well, I just want to kill myself That's my answer to a lot of my problems in this game, isn't it? Oh, and there I go again. All right Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no panic panic No, no panic panic. No. No, no, no, no, no Come on. We can do this How the hell have I even stopped it here? I'm afraid to move. All right, slowly up I turn no false moves here. Okay. I've somehow made the situation worse and even more precarious Okay, we have somehow managed to fix that problem that was really unlikely. Yeah, feck your life See if I care like what is this? How did I end up here? I'm literally just trying to go around the corner and I end up in this position. Okay. Good. Good. I think Okay. Good. Good. Good. We're turning. Yes. Yes. This is great And I back to square one. Well, isn't that fantastic? Oh my god, I'm so upset by this freaking game I'm 11 minutes into the level and I've successfully made it around one corner Yeah, so it's been another five minutes. My coordination is slightly improving but to be honest I'm fecking furious and I can't seem to get up this slight incline I am making progress and who knows maybe this is it but by christ I do kind of want to die. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I thought I had it Oh my god. Okay. That's that corner done. All right. That only took about Eight minutes to do that one. So on average, it's about eight minutes per corner And now I have a step to deal with it. Is a step worse than a slight incline I don't really know. Fact your lights. Fact yourself. Get him out of here Oh, that step was met with relative ease and I'm back down again. Great. Come on. Come on. Yes Okay, this is great I think I'm about to set a world record on this level. You know why? Because I don't think anyone else is stupid enough to play this game for so long Okay, we've gotten up the steps So now I need to do a move that's quite complicated in this game. All right Only seasons veterans such as myself can pull this off. Okay. I call it Dragon raise. So we drag and raise the bucket. There you go It definitely gets you some progress and right into the finish circle. That's what I'm talking about a solid 18 minutes The cold star was two minutes. That's not too bad. All right There is room for improvement with my technique, but I'm still the 36th best person in the world in this game Also in total there are probably 36 people who play this game. That is all I can fucking take But let's let's just look at the next level just to see how complicated they're getting. What the hell is that? How are you supposed to climb? Okay, you know what? We're doing this. Why do I have to be so stubborn? But at the same time so stupid. It's a horrible combination. You know, I like you're supposed to go around these phases And I'm just like nah Just knock them over. All right, you know what? I'm already going backwards. Maybe this is a bad idea Maybe I shouldn't let my stubbornness win because I I can't do it. You know, you know what for my sanity I can't I can't do this. Oh my god. This one is fucking doors and everything open them up. Oh no, that is competency I end up moving backwards again. All right. Well, I just wanted to kind of look at what the other levels had to offer Anyway, I don't think I have the patience to ever actually play this game again I'm just looking at the reviews and like all of them are positive saying how great the game is and it requires Patience and all this but I finally found someone I can relate to Screw this game. It was already hard, but the newest update made it impossible At least even the positive ones are saying how difficult it is That makes me feel a little bit better But by christ this game is hard. Honestly even watching this video. Oh my god. I don't want to do that But but if I watch the video before I started playing It it does it help you at least it kind of shows what way you should be trying to move Even though in practice, it's a lot difficult like I'm sure it's a lot harder than it looks Oh my god, and that's the co-op mode. I use four people Spider mode. I think they called it that looks fucking infuriating. Jesus christ. All right. Well We've fucking lost enough brain cells for the day. I'm sure I lost a lot I'm sure you lost a lot when you watched me I think my my videos should come with a disclaimer in general that you're you're bound to lose At least 50 percent of your brain cells every time, but I hope you enjoyed losing them with me I hope that was fun for you I appreciate you watching as always folks, and I do hope to see you next time. Bye for now