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Hey, that look good. Where's that from Trader Joe's and I'm like, ah We don't go in there. I don't know why we don't is just it just doesn't seem like We just don't go in there. So I'm interested Should I take me a little trip to Trader Joe's is what I'm here for I don't even think Trader Joe's is in Miami Chicago for sure they were there But you know, I'm saying it just never took an interest to me like Whole Foods, okay Where Trader Joe's like I felt like that was a step too much. That was another Step like for way too far for me. You know what I'm saying I'm not I'm gentrifying my palate Trader Joe's is at the top of the mountain peak of gentrification of my food. I Need to be in the middle at Whole Foods You know I'm saying Jewel Osco is where I'm safe at that's my safe hot. That's my safe spot Publix in Florida. You know I'm saying those are my safe spots Trader Joe's is just the epitome of gentrifying eating and I'm not there yet I don't feel at me personally It's gonna take some but I got to go in there with somebody To help me out to explain the ropes to me Talk to me. Have you had a Trader Joe's? No, Trader Joe's You're right. So cause We have brought some snacks for me. I don't even know these I love them. My tongue is on fire. That's to die for that's the ring. Wow Trader Joe's is a popular grocery store. I've kind of got a cult follow This is like a leet lesson for me. Going for their own brand. That's cult. Almost. Basically people are big fans. It's an expression Yeah, we had to be like a cult. I swear allegiance to Joe First up milk chocolate milk chocolate covered peanut butter print Okay, covered peanut butter pretzels Pizza puffs put like pizza bites Literally every single person we've given that to like that snows very chocolatey They're very nice what's not to like well if you've got peanut allergy Not really bad man. That's what I'm saying like for us. It's like Trader Joe's is All the good stuff the the people make and we want to try you know what I'm saying I'm not trying to say this is I'm telling you really how it be feeling going in Trader Joe's Trader Joe's is for for people opposite my skin color That's what the general feel in the urban community is But all the stuff in Trader Joe's Has got rave reviews And see I'm gonna go here visit Okay, the biggest fan of peanuts, but that was actually surprisingly nice. Wait, what is milk chocolate covered peanut butter? Oh, it's like a okay, so it's like a Reese's With peanut with a pretzel inside. How good is that horrible? Oh You don't like peanut butter You're gonna be in trouble next up Why does everything look like dog food? That's a valid point people love a dog man and Trader Joe's they be letting up dogs inside She know what to cost This is just a Reese's I could just go get Reese's That's to die for that's a very nice So is this healthier than Reese's now y'all really putting me on I got a step in Let me see if there's any Trader Joe's near me Hey Siri Trader Joe's near me Actually our Trader Joe's in Florida. Okay, 3.3 miles away 4.5 is the rate Chill chill chill You know they're gonna be good don't yeah, it's the right thickness. It's a good ratio, right? I had Reese's about 20 minutes ago. Oh, wow. This is actually much better And I trust your judgment you look like a Reese's eater Okay Okay See this is this is what strikes my curiosity when black people be like oh Trader Joe go they be like go you need to go They did it right. I'm gonna go See oh you've had for and I'm not like this is like literally maybe it's a Chicago But like any of my comrades you can ask and they're gonna say the same thing like that ain't for us I guarantee you Any reason that happens because you guys are talking so okay, okay my apologies brilliant Bro just don't like oh, it's another peanut butter thing too much peanut butter I'll take them every day. Maybe you're like these mini milk chocolate peanut. Why is everything chocolate and peanut? Like what's your obsession mini milk chocolate peanut butter? I think three for three. I would like all three of these the pretzel one might be my least favorite, but like The peanut bar these are just smaller versions of what we just had Can't taste nothing so smooth they would finish these in seconds. That's like one you pour in there. Yeah, like Wow, okay. Yeah. There we go. We are Okay, I value bro's opinion, you know, there's a bit of a head shake. Yeah When you buy a box of chocolates the worst things got there individually wrapped okay Choices would be better and y'all don't go through this in the UK this man time this thought process that I have I don't think y'all go through this. This is an American thing Like so a lot of y'all gonna be like, oh man, you did you that? No, I'm not this is just was like There was no rapid you'd rather this in front and tell you than them Okay, you don't have to think about it. Look. I'm not looking. Okay Yeah, I still haven't I still haven't gone down You wouldn't be able to like mistake this for dog food do because like your dog would be dead No, yeah, no, that wouldn't be good. I wouldn't be good dog booby trap. Okay So Joe also trades this he trades a lot of trades here he trades What is that cuz I like pecans really well these these gonna be amazing Really well these pecan preylings These gonna be amazing Pralines Paralines pecan pralines pralines pralines, okay, pralines The problem is none of us know how to pronounce that. So now I pronounce it prey lines pralines pralines something like that. What's up? What's a pecan? It looks kind of like what no, what's a praline praline doesn't it look is it a candy pecan? Well, even all these is a crystal. Is that yeah? Oh, it's brilliant They're better than the dog ones Okay, all right See now y'all gonna make me go to Trader Joe's and make a vlog out of it They're not dog ones They're so good It's strange. No, it's so good Mmm, they're like caramelized. They are They are really juicy and salty. I can't eat a lot of these It's such a weird unique flavor. Why is it so sweet? I like these. Yeah, that's some weird taste buds man Nice, you know nice sugar butter vanilla. Yeah, what's not tonight over a pecan now? disgusting, okay, you know It's not the one at all. How cheap would it have to be in order for you to buy? I don't know. Oh, let's not forget Trader Joe's is expensive too. Very expensive. I'll be that's why Maybe that's why we stay up out of there. I'm trying to get these bargain shops And you what how much would you have to be paid to take that? I'll be paid anything That's a smart man. That is a man. It's just come out of a business exam. Yeah Have you ever heard of an everything bagel? No, it's basically a bagel. I've never had it I'm not a bagel guy. Just give me a plain one or a raisin one They put like some cream cheese all of the different seasonings sesame seeds poppy seeds Garlic powder onion powder salt pepper. It sounds like an arts and cross session with a big Fruitful Yeah, these chips are gonna be nasty for sure 100% People love those bagels so much They love those bagels so much. This is what they call a bagel That they've taken the seasoning from the top of the bagel and put it on crisps I don't know if I'm gonna like this. Yeah me neither. Yeah, these are fun to be nasty Underwhelming okay, it promised everything you did you have promised everything That was bad See when I say it like I'm thinking about what I said like urban in the UK is everybody if there's a possibility for everybody to be like under that That threshold of money in the UK You know what I'm saying, but when I say urban and as an American hears it they understand like what I'm saying 100% This is this ain't it This this specific this is what I'm talking about though. This isn't who eats this and And everything Chris come on y'all had me up until this like the Pekin was a little bit shaky Everything bagels are disgusting Metal I kind of understand what you mean about metal. It tastes like pure garlic. It tastes like it smells. Oh really okay? I would have salmon and cream cheese Okay, it's not everything inside the bagel. We're talking about on the top on the top. This is basically a chip of sesame seeds Not nothing inside of it. So this is the the boring bit on top. Yeah See he gets it Like so this is why I like the UK so much man. Those just those drop those sent those land those lines on the sand That are drawn in American even if it be by our imagination or really be happening I guess not really like that in the UK. And that's why I find it a great place It's just too much to go. It's like a three out of ten. Wow No Americans are feeling on this one We didn't do that Not all of us had a say in that Okay, next up This is what I mean just gentrification of snacks. This is a talky What And then a little Reese's they had that was a gentrified Reese's peanut butter cut like Chips chili in line peak. It's true to Joe's like an off-brand of everything I mean they have their own brand versions of a lot of different snacks Joe's main thing is trading Okay, he doesn't care too much about brand names. He just wants to trade in stuff I don't really deal well with spice road corn tortilla on ships. I don't like regular My tongue is on fire Shouldn't be spicy. Oh my god Oh Yeah, she's a way better than talkies. They're good, right? No They would hate talkies man. I believe like this is a more dial-down talkie like we're less seasoning I'm sorry Unseasoned talkie too spicy. Why do you not like them ice? It's not as spicy I'll go wrong with this while I was it too sour. Yeah I love these. Yeah, this is so good. I mean I can feel the spice, but I love these two. They're like, it's okay Yeah, any chip is a dick thing except that everything Yeah, talkies they feel like halfway up the back. Yeah Yeah, not them. Yeah pop a flavor I mean they are strong and my kids wouldn't cope with this. No. Yeah, it's a lot It's a lot. It's a doing the other chips as Americans would call them as terrible. This is a redeemer. Okay, the Chris section best Definitely, I just want to apologize in advance I like the packaging Oh, that's a shame. What do you mean? Oh missing two. Yeah That is ridiculous, isn't it? What's the point? Why have they given you all of that? These look great. These look great These are proper. Yeah, that's great. They're good. These are the ones. These are the ones. These are the ones It's like Oreos inside. Oh second Oreo. It's exactly like an Oreo and peanut butter coating. That's really good Yeah, okay. It's a lot, isn't it? So that's like a make-believe fried Oreo You wouldn't be like you could have like one or two. And if I'm hungry, I'll eat two packs One or two packs They taste like a protein bar. Interesting. I think they've had so much peanut butter and chocolate now. It's just a bit boring Oh It's more subtle, isn't it? It's nice. I prefer like if it tastes like a protein bar, I wouldn't be a fan of it The the box of minis seven now probably an eight earlier if I had these first Seven seven point five. I had it earlier. All right. All right. Very specific right next up. They're very serious about the ratings next up Japelle They're very serious about the ratings next up Jalapeno season corn and rice puffs. This is hell First and foremost, I'm allergic to jalapenos. So I wouldn't even try it Japelle no jalapeno Bro said jalapeno Jalapeng first and foremost the british school system is failing you if you just said jalapeno Because that is a worldwide known thing, right? I don't have time Corn and rice puffs crunching spicy snacks made of corn rice quinoa and beat to perfection Bro said quinoa. I just announced that Quinoa Wait, is it jalapenos? Is it jalapeno? I think it's jalapenos. So why is there a jato? It's silent. It's a silent jato. No, but if it's silent, take it out Am I being stupid? No, then it'd be jalapeno No, but cool cool if you is making the language, right Bro, you don't put a j in there for no reason, would you? No, but some southern countries pronounce it differently, that's why They're nowhere near as spicy as real jalapenos. They smell a bit dodgy to be fair Is it good? I like that one more than um cheetos or something like that because cheetos it feels like when you bite into it There's not actually that much in the bite that one feels more compressed and it's like you're actually having a lot That's not even spicy at all. Honestly, these are quite nice. This is very flavorful This is quite nice. No, I like the spice one. It's kind of like moorish They're like cheetos, but without well, it's quite a competitive chews Yeah, I thought that was disrespectful that bro before you even compared this to a cheeto like chill It tastes like broccoli You want a little bit too far It tastes like broccoli and it says jalapeno, but it's made in spice a bit polystyrene. I'm still eating Yeah, yeah, okay. These are like puffs in general as a chip are very We actually have to try these Are they good? Yeah, I mean you guys are just chowing down. So I'm presuming immediately liked it. Oh That's great. Heck. Yes. They're light as well. Now you guys are turning into us. I would never try it All right a lot Next up dark chocolate covered marshmallows Chocolate covered marshmallows I'm not a fan of dark chocolate. Only the uk's dark chocolate is good to me. American dark chocolate is not great These are tea cakes. Yeah, they look like them. Oh, oh, they stole tea cakes from y'all Tell you It's the american thing to do Still they didn't call it something else and think it's yours Hey, that's tough I'm gone. Why is Trader Joe not in tea cakes are 10 out of a 10. I've never had anything like that, but Of course Trader Joe's got something even white dark chocolate. Yeah, dark chocolate. It's a very bad thing. Old people's chocolate You know when your mum buys dark chocolate, you're like, why'd you get dark chocolate? She's like, so you wouldn't eat it? Less of soft. Mm-hmm. These look great. Oh my gosh That's nice. Wow. Yeah Even with the dark chocolate on Straight back to another one called blimey. It's like chewing on like rubber It's so long the marshmallows are like they way more soft You don't have to chew them as much to yeah, it's a ripple version of tea cakes, basically Okay, okay, you think that didn't what's the point then see I thought I was gonna try it Then you I said there's a ripple version of tea cakes. I can just go get tea cakes tonics tea cakes. I like them better 10 out of a 10 every time we do tea cakes better. Oh, yeah, you're three in Good, but for it for it. Okay. Wow. What do you like about it? Chocolate marshmallow I'm sure I've got to say he's making a lot of sense. Oh, yeah. No, he is yes. I feel stupid for even asking He was like chocolate marshmallow you moron Such a good shop It's very I mean we need to take you to America. These are actually I heard Trader Joe's got some good drinks Now that's so you know what I'm saying. Let's try the drinks. That's a cheap shop. It's not an expensive budget And they got some like good frozen like heat up air fry type. This is budget Imagine how big I'd be If you lived in America, you know that budget see that's a common misconception. I thought it was expensive in Trader Joe's If y'all say it was it's budget. I really don't believe y'all Let me go check it out. That's true for all of us. I think we can safely say I think it's on Christmas. It's basically healthy Okay, next up. Have you heard of bamba? He has a name Bamba puffed peanut and corn snacks. It's quite a popular snack internationally. We don't really have them in the UK Oh, is it like unseasoned what's it? They're like what's it? Yeah, but they're not cheese flavored peanut Mambo peanuts Not peanut butter. Puffed peanut. Peanut and d*** dust How is it? It's like weird No, oh It's how you serve any one. You don't taste that anything. There's literally no flavor in there. No flavor on it It's like eating a cloud. It tastes like nothing. I think it's like eating baby food really. Yeah, they're good But that's the thing though, like you can smack a whole bag That's that's why they're not even good, but you just eat them if I hadn't read that Probably all three in half a pack. I don't know what the flavor is. Okay. Yeah, okay So Joe your you could become so famous if you brought this here and all over the world Wow, and you're a trader. So you should be coming here. You should be really trading internationally. Yeah, exactly It's Joe actually a real person though. Well, I mean, we've just made an appeal to him. So I hope he is That's no in the comments, Joe Interesting But you know my thoughts of Trader Joe's and my my my opinions and what I've originally thought Some of it is like debunked, but 95 percent of it still stands I would have to go in myself and check it out See you a little bit like comment subscribe to me opposing them