 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and today we're playing Tony Hawk's Pro Skater. I've seen a lot of buzz around Tony Hawk's Pro Skater. I even got sent a skateboard actually. Screw you, mom. I'm not going to my room. I'm going skating. I dropped the board. So I took a look into it and the newest one is Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 4. So I thought this was an old one but I guess not. Let's see what all the hype is about. I don't know why I found that funny. I'm just looking at him like hello. I'm Tony Hawk. Why did they do this to my man Eric Austin? Why does his face look like it was photocopied on? It looks like a bad deep faked or something. Everyone else doesn't look that bad. They look like normal humans. I mean they don't act like it but they look like it. Okay maybe they did this guy dirty too. His face isn't even on straight. Okay and this guy and this woman. I was like oh they did this guy really dirty but this is just custom skater. It's weird because half of them look okay and then the others just look like train wrecks. Wait why can't I put the age? Okay I've put my skater's age down to one. He's a one-year-old whose name is custom skater. Oh that's good. I mean it's bad but that means it's good. Bowl cuts are cool aren't they? Yeah I'm pretty sure they are. And neckbeards are popular right? I'm pretty sure they are. I see a lot of them on the internet. Why does the trucker cab just say big truck? Imagine going into a shop and buying that. Excuse me do you have any hats that might say big truck on it? I'm sorry we're all sold out they're very in demand. Perfect. All right I think he's done. Oh there we go perfect tattoo to match his hat earlier. I like food. He definitely got that when he was drunk. Agreed to the tattoo and he's just sitting there in the chair out of his mind. I like food. Food tattoo. Oh my god that's the biggest one-year-old I've ever seen. Even when it zooms in to show me his head. His head is off the screen. Biceps big yes. There we go that's why he's a good skater. He is a wide base with his huge feet. His head is blocked by the selection band. All right custom skater is ready. Fresh out of the womb. Oh damn it there's a dense fog today. I can't see anything. Is this the way the game is meant to be? Does it almost have this dense of a fog? Thank you for clapping. Oh my god his joints will be fucked. I mean they're pretty much guaranteed to be fucked anyway the size of them but still that's sad. Yes that was so sick. Who said that? It wasn't you. You didn't open your mouth. I talked to who. Who is here? I don't see anyone. It's your pal son you wish you play me in tennis no. Is that my conscience? Is my conscience French? Play me in tennis no. Yeah sure I'll play you. Oh my god there's tennis in pro skater four? What the I don't remember this. All right use zero to serve and swing. I'm using a controller so this is pretty wait what? Hold on what? I thought we were playing tennis. Oh god damn it Bjorn. I mean it's not really fair I have to play with my board. Now for feck sake it's still embarrassing for him like I'm doing well against him and I'm using a feckin skateboard. Someone give me that money. I want it. I need to calm my nerves. The thing is he probably doesn't even need to get up there with a trick. He could just reach up and grab it. He's like ten foot tall. Yes a hundred bucks. Maybe I can afford some pants now. Oh our search rate. Yo you ready to shoot some photos? What is NKP seven plus SKP nine? It's like math class or something. This must be annoying for their tennis game but I kind of have a grudge against him now so I don't really care. I'm just trying to figure out the feckin buttons and maybe I will have to use keyboard and just try and figure it out but I've done all my training now and it doesn't matter. I'm sure I'll be able to master this and then it's like it's not doing anything. Okay maybe this makes literally no difference. I find back the controller it's easier to figure out. 12 seconds later. I give up. I didn't want my photo taken anyway. I'm self-conscious of my neck beard and bowl cut. Oh man bring some ramps to this demo and the kids are out of control. How about if you take over for a while? I mean they are my elders. I am one year old. Oh no oh no oh no okay I'm fine. I thought I was about to die which honestly would probably be a good thing overall. I like the greater good and all that. No Tony Hawk give me another chance. Oh did I just knock over that kid? Oh no I think yeah it was insurance Ronnie just fell by himself again. Those damn kids with their skateboard it's just collapsing. All right I think I figured it out. So naturally square is G and triangle is K. Yes I did it. That kid is still on the floor by the way. I'm starting to believe he may genuinely be injured. The guy next to him is like yay. I think Tony Hawk likes it too actually. This just didn't. Tony Hawk likes dead kids. Oh my god he was just getting up and I knocked him over again and his friend. Okay I'm out of here. No one will believe them if they try and do a sketch of me. So you're saying he was a one year old who was 10 foot tall and just as tidy white. He's all right buddy if you say so. Did you just spank me? Oh my god this is not safe. But what was that? There was a kid in a bin or something you blocked my way? Watch it. Sorry I keep spanking people or getting spanked by people. I'm not sure. Maybe I should help this guy first. The local frat boys trash can me. Can he get a bag for me? There we go. Gotcha. But why are they up there? Okay I guess I'll try and get up there and grind the rail. Why is this town set in Silent Hill? I can't see anything. Yay I picked on the bullies. You got beaten by a big baby with a neck beard and a bowl cut. Can't forget the bowl cut. All right now that he's out of my way let me go back up and lie down on my skateboard which just seems like a horrible idea. He's not stable standing on the skateboard. Not am I lying on it. Where am I getting this momentum from? Jesus Christ. Yes I did it. I went all around town off one ramp and he gave me $250 for it. Oh look at this guy. The professor. What a square. Oh Jesus. I'm pretty sure they wouldn't be able to pull me. I just hold on to it and stop it. Oh my god. How are they doing this? It was skilled drivers I've ever seen. Yes I saved the car by hanging on to it. I don't really understand. It's Tony Hawk again. I really want to be friends with Tony Hawk. Get your special meter full. I don't worry it's full. Wow Jesus Christ. He's only just picked up the board. He's already doing stuff like that. I'm trying to find the next objective but honestly it's so foggy I can't find anyone. Okay there's someone talk to me please even if you are drunk. God damn it. This is harder than it looks. The buttons are really confusing me. There we go. Got him. Oh that's a bit out of frame. Nice one. Oh doesn't matter I guess. Let's see if you can even spell. What dude I just saved your car two seconds ago and you're getting sassy with me. Great now he's got me collecting this skate letters but like I can't even see. I don't know where the letters are. Like these glasses are doing feck all for this dude. He can't see anything. No I can't find any. I have no idea. All right I'm giving up. I'm talking to the bomb again. He's my friend. Oh my god what is this? God help me Senator. Senator. Oh my god imagine this guy representing you. The football team is hogging the Coliseum for their practice. Your buddy. Oh you're my buddy. I can kind of see why. I think you might actually be my brother. Wait what? I can't beat them. There's no way they could take me. Look at my guy's mass. You have enough goal points to go to a new level. Please can I go somewhere that isn't as foggy? Let's go to Alcatraz. Ah surprise surprise fog. Well since you have your own wheels you can sketch on my garden. We'll do the one minute tour. One minute tour? This isn't really getting my money's worth. Oh my god. Do you even work here sir? I don't think this guy works here. I think he's just a lunatic. Get those birds off for me. What? Why am I doing this for you? I don't understand. Okay the birds are gone. I don't know what I'm doing. Well I found Ranger Bob kissing my girl and I told you I okay hold tight. Wait what was that about Ranger Bob kissing your girl? How fast can this guy talk? This is too much information for me to take in at once. Wait what is this? Okay I think I killed Ranger Bob. Not only did you stop that rotten Ranger Bob. Yeah screw Ranger Bob. He was evil. I don't understand what just happened in the last minute in my life. He said it so fast he was so convincing. I just killed a man for him. You know what? I'm just gonna leave the area. Good security guard. Where were you when I was killing Ranger Bob? Ow. Try to think about the pain. Think about something you like. I like food. Okay I've opened the jail. I don't know if that's a good idea or not but it's open now. But I've been here like five minutes and I've opened the cell block and I've killed a man. Maybe they're making me open it so I can hand myself in but they can't try me as an adult because I am legally one year old. Oh god it's this lunatic again. Ron what do you want me to do now? Launch for 150. What? What are you doing Ranger Ron? Jesus Christ. Oh my god where am I going? I drifted to the ocean. He's trying to kill me now. He's realized he was an accessory to that murder and now he wants me dead to tie up the loose ends. Um okay I did land it. That was scary. Thank you. Your murder plot didn't work this time. I'm sure you'll come up with something else. Oh my god why do you have to get in the way? You're the only person who looks worse than my guy. All right let's take a look inside the building and see what the story is. Man I hear voices from the cells sometimes. They call out the strangest things. I can't get them to shut up. They're just like at food. Feed us. Please feed. Wait there's ghosts here. I'm supposed to please the ghosts with my skating abilities. You ever just not able to move on from Purgatory because you want to see a sweet kickflip? Thank you so much. No problem. They've moved on now to the other side. They've seen a sweet kickflip. Mysterious voices. Oh god there's some people who haven't moved on. All right talk to the mysterious voices. Wait I'm playing baseball with the mysterious voices. Is this guard not concerned what he's doing? Oh I get 25 bucks from this ghost every time I knock one out of the pack. He's just not looking. The guard is like no I'm just not even gonna acknowledge that giant baby man who's playing baseball by himself. Oh I'll must hit him with one. Okay I better leave before I get in trouble with the law. Hey let's try something different. Oh my god what is wrong with your face? Your mouth was just trying to escape. Semi-flip the bulldozer. Do you mean flip it over? Ow okay well my knees are now destroyed. Like he's so fucking tall and has so much mass he's gonna have damaged knees regardless. I don't know if skating is a good idea. You know tourism's been a little low lately. Probably because as soon as you arrive to the island Ron tries to get you to murder someone. Meddling the competition. What competition? What is going on? You're out of the competition area. Where is the competition area and what is the competition? Okay well I placed in the competition anyway maybe it was just a modeling contest. Then I'd understand you know I would think that I should come first but obviously I'm gonna give it to Tony Hawk because he's the big star and all that. He'll probably flip if he doesn't get it. I got bronze. Great. I don't really understand anything that was going on there but then again since I got to this island things have gotten a bit wacky. Wait what is this? Someone's stuck. Hey listen I escaped 40 years ago and they ain't caught me yet. I think your sentence might be over already then. Knock over stuff and then hit that fog horn. All right I will help him escape. If he's spent 40 years in that sewer he kind of deserves a bit of freedom. I don't know what I'm doing this is so stressful. So stressful Jesus Christ. Is it working? Did I do it? The fog horn went off. He's escaping. I don't think anyone would care. Now get up here and we'll plan our escape. Okay great our escape. I think I should try and escape this island to be honest. How am I supposed to get to the roof? I don't think I can take the stairs and I don't know how to use my feet. They're too big. Ah these stairs I can use for some reason. Okay where is he? He's over there. Just idling. Oh for fuck's sake. Great work on running interference. Now we just need to make it to the docks. Wait we need to get to the docks. We were closer to the docks a while ago and you ran up here. Wait okay. Can I restart? Can I? For fuck's sake I immediately just fell off. All right let's try this again. So I got one there. One here. One there. How the hell am I supposed to find the rest? There's 30 more to get. Okay I got another two and killed myself for it. I don't know how I'm supposed to find them all when it's this foggy. Like they seem to be just fucking everywhere. Like look at that. They're fucking everywhere. Okay I think I'm sorted getting it. There is like some kind of pattern here but it's really hard when I cannot see them. Okay I'm already feeling bad. Did the game really need to call me a loser? It seemed unnecessary. Okay 25 out of 33. That's not bad. Come on we gotta make him escape prison. Plus it would be no harm to learn how to escape just in case I get imprisoned for killing that dude earlier if I don't kill myself first. I might give myself the death penalty in a second. This is a good fucking run. Oh this is very good. Look at him go. Two more. Where's the last one? Did I do it? Yes. Wait you're still on the roof. In your face Alcatraz. How come you're free? You're on the roof. I don't know. Couldn't have done it without you buddy. All right no problem. Good luck in the real world. Wait he's still up on the roof. No closer to freedom. He's just gone insane I think. He's just arrived on the boat in this fancy dress outfit. Oh I just killed another person. We'll kill them all now. I mean they're all witnesses. Oh my god they're all flying into the ocean. Off you go gang one. I listened a little warm. This will be good. Oh my god the Grinch wants me to knock people off. That really did look like the Grinch from the side. Right on out seriously the best run I've seen and I am lying right to your face it sucked. What? That was unnecessary. I just killed 30 people. I thought I did pretty okay. Well I need positive encouragement to keep playing the game. I'm not taking that. I'll just turn you off. You're just a code. Take that. Grinch. All right but we are going to leave it there. I really enjoyed that. I'm remembering this game a lot now as I'm playing. It was very nostalgic. I basically erased it from my memory. I can kind of see why but at the same time you can really see why it was such a classic. It's such a good game and it really still kind of holds up. But I hope you enjoyed the video. I appreciate your watching. If you want to check out more of my stuff feel free to subscribe. I post every day. I'll also stream over on Twitch if you want to check out the link in the description. But other than that I'll just say thank you for watching and I hope to see you next time. Bye for now.