 This is a story about an irish young man Too many shots of Jameson On the shade of the sheriff's excitement with oral Back to our stupid rags to get at some Corbin And he follows us on Instagram I believe the same guy who did some other stand-up Yes, the porn Stand-up comedy from the guy who did the porn Remember him? Do you remember the porn set? Oh yeah, I remember that guy with the porn star who did stand-up By the way, they're not adult actors, by the way Don't even get me started Yes, I do remember who you're talking about Well, here we go This one's called... Hold on How I became a stand-up comedian What's his name? Abhishek Upmanio Friends, crime, and the cosmos Cool That's a really interesting part of those relationships Oh, he looks different Wow Does that make sense? Thank you for that reference I don't know I'm not even going to be bad in Delhi Why are you telling me this? I don't know, I live in Mumbai And I went to watch a movie in Mumbai And I didn't go to PVR I went to the cinema hall That single-screen Yes, it's really good Because there you don't have to stand there You fall on the seat first It's not about laughing His style is different There's a little snack to serve Sir, there's a snack under your ear And I'm looking for a base for it It's good It's good for Africa I used to go to the bar I never went to the bar I had a friend who took me to his house He told me to go to the bar He said, why me? He said, these things will come back later He said, he used to do things He didn't care These things will come back later Come, come, come He's the kind of person who is living in the present in nostalgia Africa He's making these memories He has time to live I went to lunch I went to eat Chinese food He said, when I'm eating Chinese food I can't eat anything So this is a fake feeling He says, he doesn't need to address the things he addresses He doesn't need to sit for 4 days He doesn't give a joke Everything is fake This is the moment of friendship Let me live first Let me live first Let me live first I was your one As soon as we broke up We broke up But it was mutually decided that I don't deserve her Very clear right from the start We fought a lot We sat together She was like, oh, make a moment There are moments in relationships I said, there are So make it I said, I'm going home now It's time to go home This is your problem You can't say anything while coming home You can't say anything I won't remember this drive There's nothing memorable about this drive to remember later So I broke up This is the moment When I entered the steering wheel When I entered the steering wheel I forgot to say I forgot to say I forgot to say Look, these are the jokes It's over I don't like anything 5 years ago, my life was going dark 5 years ago I entered the crime patrol 5 years ago I was giving the crime patrol I took a leave from the office I took a copy and noticed Soni was saying What is this? I see We have to stay in this It's our fault When I grew up, I heard that He sold the entire show He said Look, the crime patrol is saying The criminal is doing the crime Why don't you stay silent? Now you will roam outside with your body So the criminal will cut it He is doing his job Why are you roaming? Did you take out the money? Did you take out the criminal's mistake? This is a show for the police You must have seen that the crime patrol sold the entire case All of them You know, there is one way They have only one way To take out the phone records They just take out the phone records Since you don't know How to trace it from the phone You have to leave the station You have an indoor job They solve all the cases Inspector, what do we have to do with this murder? It's very simple Call all his friends All the friends are standing here Take out all the phone records I told them to show it 15 minutes before the murder Last call From your number You are the murderer I am the murderer Tough day at work Do you know the murderers who didn't have friends? What do we have to do with the police? They are dead Why do they go to the lonely people's house? Why do they go to the lonely people's house? You know they have a lot of pressure What have they done? I am not lying, I have seen everything They took out the phone records of the whole city They released them from the same city They took them to the murder spot They were roaming around the murder spot All of them were lying Take out their phone records I will tell you when you get into a fight. This is the best part of the murder. In the time of the murder. I will show you the location. I will not say that you are the murder. You are the murder. Do you know that there is a murder of this girl who shows her diet? She is a drama queen and she is the one who makes the movie. And she gives her own commentary. I will show you the murder. The other day the girl woke up and said, Hi Papa. She knew that she will be her last Hi Papa. If someone dies, it will be fun for her. She understood that. And she will show her whole day. The whole day the girl woke up and said, Hi Papa. Papa has a puppy. Hi Mummy. Mummy has a puppy. Hi dog. Dog has a puppy. Who is so happy at home? I don't sleep like this at home. When I saw him, I thought, Is our family depressed? We don't love each other so much. Our puppies are walking. They are fighting. That guy said, You keep quiet, you keep quiet. Three minutes. It was written in it that at this time his father was sleeping. And he woke up. And the first time he woke up before his father. I don't believe this. Who wakes up before his father? My father doesn't wake up before his father. Really? He woke up at 3 in the morning at 3 a.m. What are you doing? Are you going to sleep now? No. I don't get breakfast at 3 a.m. It was written in it that His father was sleeping at that time. His father was sleeping at that time. And the first time he woke up, It was sunny. He woke up. I didn't see him. He was sleeping very well. He was sleeping very well. When he woke up, He jumped on his father while sleeping. He said, Get up, father. What are you doing? Did you wake up in the morning? How many times did you wake up? And his father said, Oh! Satan has come. He was clearly pretending. Because my father was sleeping. And I went and jumped on him. He must be very proud of the crime patrol. He said, Do you suspect me? He said, You shouldn't be ashamed of him. Do you know what is the point of coming to Pakistan? Look, There is a murder. You have to make an episode. So, They try to create suspense. Do you have to guess who the criminal is? Do you know who the father was? He should have picked up the father. And I didn't easily write the crime patrol. Because personally, The suspense ended for me. I used to know Who the criminal is? Because he has 15-20 actors. He has a dirty handkerchief. He is a rapist. I said, This man's social life is scary. His wife's neighbour Is just a rapist. He plays the role of a rapist. He says, No, He is not that active. Yes, kids, Just keep it away. Come on, son. Son, this is dirty. Don't you want to do the massage? Crimes are made of salt. Salt. These are the murders that you are showing. When you are watching the episode, That time, he is always cutting in the jail. He is cutting in the jail. He is sitting in the cellar And showing his own episode. I am showing it today. Yes, he was hitting like this. He was hitting like this. These are the things that come to mind later. I am still here. I am still here. Come on, son. I have stopped watching crime battles. I was in a bad mood. I am not lying to you. I used to sleep in my dreams. What kind of life am I living? I am not sleeping in my dreams. I am not a bad person. But I don't even sleep in my dreams. I am going to the party. They are saying, Be patient. Be safe. Let me see what I am good at. If I have some intelligence, I have to be useful. I used to be a cosmos. Do you know that cosmos? It is the documentary of the universe. Do you know the universe? Yes. It is very good. I like the universe very much. The documentary was very good. I felt something weird. They were saying that we are in the earth. They are saying that we are not living. They are saying that we are not living. Leave the rest of the plans. We are not here to do the rest of the plans. The earth is part of the solar system. So you have been introduced to billions of people. Billions. You will be made by one galaxy. You have been introduced to billions of people. You have become one local group. You have been introduced to billions of people. Now you are a billion. And if you are going to put billions 5-6 times, then our observer universe will be that we are still searching for the universe. We are sure. But we still don't know how much we have to search. I said that when there is so much to search, then we are still there. You are just raising the level of children. And there is so much to search. Find something right. My socks are not there. People talk about the universe. They give a lot of such information. Which is true. I mean, it is not useful for our family. I don't know why they keep saying that we are in the earth. You have heard people saying that we are not in the universe. We are not in the earth. We are not even in the universe. We are not that small. What do I do? Do I leave my job? Why are you telling me this? We are not as small as the stars. We are not as small as the stars. The stars are called light years. Light years. It means light takes years to reach there. So tell me. Now you are looking at the stars. Actually, the stars are not there. The stars are broken and dead. The light is in your eyes. That is why you are looking at them. What? I mean, they are being broken since childhood. They are grandmothers and grandmothers. All of them are dead. I mean, how are your grandmothers and grandmothers broken? Thank you Pancham. It couldn't have been easy. No. Those references, like the distance between Pune and Mumbai, I guess it was like San Diego in LA or whatever that reference, just thank you so much for driving the AMC theater. It's helped us so much. I'm fighting it to... Let's show it to the... America's Most Wanted. America's Most Wanted. Yeah, it helps us understand the context. We have the best suburbs in the business. We do. Questionably. Yeah, this guy is very, very funny. He talks incredibly fast. Yeah. And I wish we knew Hindi so we could enjoy it even more. I know. There was a moment in there where I could have sworn because it's slowly getting some Hindi. He said something about the station being crappy and they didn't say it. Anyway, yeah, I would like to... I would love to be able to just hear what they're saying and not have to read the subtitles so that we were fluent in it. We'll get there. We'll get there at one point. Yeah, but yeah. Well, I bet I'm going to make a prediction. Okay, good. We become fluent in Hindi before we watch Bahubali 2. No. You're not supposed to say the name. Every time you say the name, it gets pushed back a month. Even farther. Yeah. What'll happen first? Bahubali 2 or SRK? Oh, come on. You just said the name of the film like four times. Oh, so it must be SRK. No, that's not a hint that SRK is coming on. Anyway, so it's very, very funny. Not today. Let us know more stand up from him and others that we should react to down below because we like a good giggle. We do like to laugh.