 the chat going on. Nice. And we should be coming in live. Awesome, awesome. There we are. Good morning, everyone. Hope you're doing well. Today, today is July 25th, 2021. I'm Chico. And we're doing a opening up a care package. And I believe it's a comic book. And if it is a comic book, we're gonna do a reading. Okay. We'll see what it is. Hopefully it's acceptable to read during a live stream. If not, if it's mature, not mature adult oriented, if not, I got a bunch of comic books here. What I've started doing is I've been reading a lot of comic books. What I've started doing is reading comic books and highlighting just certain pages, pages or panels that I think are interesting or they have something to say, more philosophical and stuff, maybe politics, maybe economics, maybe whatever it is. Okay. So if that's more adult oriented, x rated, then we'll do some highlight readings, but we will do some highlight readings in the future. Love out loud box. How are you doing? I saw you on this score. You're like, what is the start? What is the start? Doing the time conversion is funny. So I've messed it up myself a few times, a few times. But welcome to another live stream. This is just a set of two that we set up. We'll probably end up doing another two later on this week. Because I'm getting caught up with the previous live streams and trying to load up certain segments to SensorTube and to the other video for sharing platform, the truth, Rumble and Odyssey, just some important stuff. I might just start loading things up complete without taking segments out, which means there's going to be less stuff being loaded onto SensorTube. Love out loud box. Yeah, I live in Scandinavia. You're nine hours ahead? Ten hours ahead. So right now it should be seven. So you're either eight or eight or nine o'clock. Yeah. Are you like eight PM right now? If you're eight PM, you're nine hours ahead. Right? Tristan, how are you doing? Hope you're doing well. Welcome. Welcome to another live stream. Fun. Nice chill Sunday. Love out loud box. So eight PM? Eight PM won't type much, but I'm watching. Okay. Awesome. Enjoy the watch. Should be fun. I'm curious to see what we end up getting. This is the package right away. This is it. It's nicely packaged. Okay. And I believe it's supposed to be Golden AGC. We'll see if the person that sent it, Max, thank you very much for the care package. So we'll see if they show up. Crack afternoon everyone. Let's see some comics. I picked up a few great books yesterday myself, including Daredevil 111. Nice. The last one I need for my run of nine to 300. Serious. Very cool. Very cool. Nine to 300. You have it. That's good. Wanted to see the last stream, but that was so early here. When did we do it? Oh yeah. That was like, we did it at eight PM. So it would have been four AM, five AM your time. A little too early. Even though I do wake up at that time. I'm usually up by five, five 30 AM, but I sort of do my thing, you know, check my emails, check out my news, put on the team, put away the dishes, sort of a little meditative routine in the mornings, right? Watching a live stream, open discussion on curl events a little bit, even though I do check out the news in the mornings as well, which is fantastic. Really nice starting the day off that way. Actually, I love it. And by the way, gang, I'm going to do my little intro while we wait for people to roll in. If you want to know what this work is about, I am on Patreon. Patreon.com forward slash chico. Elder God, how are you doing? I went to bed at 9 AM this morning after the last stream. It was a heavy lot of discussion. A lot of things going on. A lot of things going on. I saw the stream replay. Oh, you watched it. Okay. Cool. Cool. Cool. I hope you enjoyed side night for dinner. How are you doing? What's up chico? My movie's homework is going good. Going to watch Akira tonight, dude. So good. Akira. Have you ever seen it? I don't know how many times I've watched Akira, multiple times. A fantastic movie. Fantastic movie. Jingle bells. Hello, hello. What's up chico? Great to catch you live while we all continue enjoying the ride. Indeed. Indeed. All over the place. If you're in amusement park, don't stick to one ride. Just go around, enjoy all the rides. Right? We jumped from current events from 12 hours ago to 11 hours ago. Oh, 13 hours ago to care package and comic books. And if you want to follow this work, patreon.com forward slash chico chico chico. I don't put anything on paywall. Everything's great of common. Share and share like and for those of you that are supporting this work on Patreon gang, thank you very much for the support. It is in large part because of your support that we're able to do this and care packages and the support we're getting on all these platforms. I've only watched Akira once and it was in 1988. Seriously. Wow. I watch it every few years again. I must have watched Akira like, I don't know, six, seven, seven times, eight times. I plan on watching again. Home work is good. Nope. I've never seen a dude sign I for dinner after you watch anybody that's never seen Akira. And if you've seen Akira, the movie is fantastic. It was, it set a new standard to a certain degree for anime, right? When you watch the movie, if you love the movie, read the manga, the full story, the movie is only hour and a half. It cannot cover everything in the manga. Okay. And there is so much in the manga. There is like a three second, five second scene in the movie that takes multiple chapters occurs over multiple chapters in the manga. It is fantastic. Fantastic. I still remember the gut grabbing scene though. Is that the, that's all. A crack. Such a good movie. I have a limited edition steel box type of release. The bonus features are fantastic. The books are absolutely essential. Absolutely essential. I actually had a friend. I read a friend had a collection of Akira, the graphic novels. And I borrowed it from him to read. And I returned it to him. And he was like, okay, Chichou, we're moving. We're leaving country. So this is a gift to you. And I refuse to accept that gift. Right. He was like, oh, okay. You know, we got to move a lot. We got to go look, man. I can't take this from you. Okay. I appreciate the gift, but this is essential to having in your library. Even though I don't have it, I need to get it. I said, thank you for the offer, but I can't take Akira off of you. It's not, it's not going to happen. Jingle Bells. I hope to catch the next movie club. I have to nominate shallow soccer. What a great movie. Jingle Bells. I've seen it. Shallow and Soccer is one of the funniest movies you'll see. And it's a soccer football lovers movie. Shallow and Soccer is amazing. So funny. So funny. Sign up for there. Have you guys already seen Castaway to the moon? I haven't seen it yet. 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I've seen it too, which I'll try to nominate. Kung Fu Hustle. A long time ago I watched Kung Fu Hustle. That's from, is it 80s or 90s? I can't remember now. I can't remember. And for live streams, when we don't have any visuals, see death. How are you doing? The audio will be uploaded to SoundCloud.com. Chicho, forward slash chicho as a podcast. And those podcasts should be available in your favorite podcasting platform, including Spotify and iTunes. I watched Invincible recently on Amazon. It's based on comics. Yeah. Invincible is really good. Super good. And we will be uploading this live stream onto YouTube, Bichute, Rumble and Odyssey. I can't see us doing anything that the sensors on sensor 2 will not want you to hear. How did you like it, Anuj? Invincible. Invincible. I was assuming Anuj loved it. And gang, I want to take these guys down. Should we do the comic book haul or the care package haul? Let's do the care package haul. It's awesome, crack Anuj said. Gang, we got a little care package that came. Okay. And Max, again, thank you for sending this. Okay. We got a little love coming from Cali. And from what he mentioned, this is supposed to be golden age, easy comic, I believe. Dr. P, how are you doing? What's in the box? What's in the box? Oh, that's in the box. Let's crack it open. Let's crack it open again. I'm not sure if the person that sent this to us will be able to make it on the string, but I'm sure they will most likely at least wash the reading of it. Let's see what it is. Let's see what it is. Oh, you can just pop it out. Okay, let me crack this open. Let's make sure we're not going to do. Oh my God, no way, man. You sent me this. That's crazy talk. That's crazy talk. That's crazy talk. What? What? You want us to know what we got as a care package? Golden age, you see? Very nice. Very nice. We're going to read this right now. Okay. Bad ones are coming, Marshall. But as long as I hold you, I am not afraid for I know you are not afraid. Funny, too funny game. Check this out. Oh, it's graded and very good. Mad magazine or mad comics. Tales calculated to drive you mad. Number nine. What the f? We got mad. Number nine. Crazy. Awesome. Awesome. Awesome. There's a girl. Awesome. I was laughing. The bad ones are coming at the sheriff's like scooting on out. We're going to do a reading of this right now, gang. We're going to do a reading of this right now. Phenomenal Max, brother. Thank you. I don't have this. I do not have this. Kurtz. Look at this. Let me tell you who's on here. I opened up. Who are the artists? That's an amazing care. That's an amazing care package. That's an amazing care package. Hold on. Let me type this in. Number nine. Let's check it out. Let's check it out. Come on. Come on. Find it for me. So check this out. This is an amazing care package. Contents. Contents. What do we got? We got Harvey Kurtzman that covers for this. Pencils and the inks. There's Jack Davis, a one-page fan edit club promo ad. Page promo ad. We got Wally Wood is in this. So the first story is scripted as Harvey Kurtzman and Pencils and Inks by Wally Wood. Oh my god. The second story is scripted Edgar Allan Poe. What the f? Edgar Allan Poe's in this? Edgar Allan Poe wrote the second story. It's called Oh, the Ravens in this. Oh my god. The first story is called Little Orphan Melvin. The second story is the Raven. This one of Edgar Allan Poe's most famous poems, man. Even The Simpsons has done an episode on the Raven. Pencils by Bill Elder and Inks by Bill Elder. Colors by Mary Severn. And then there is Jack Davis again with a one-page ad. The third story, Bob Jokes. Harvey Kurtzman and John Severn Pencils and Inks. Harvey Kurtzman's story. Look at this. Look at this. The fourth story is Ha Noon. Harvey Kurtzman scripted and Jack Davis, Pencils and Inks. Okay. And then we got photo ads. Photo. Wow, wow, wow. Very, very cool, man. Very cool. Very cool. Seriously. Holy Kamolis. Edgar Allan Poe's story. Wally Wood. The Wally Wood did the Edgar Allan Poe? Wally Wood did the Edgar Allan Poe, I believe. Yeah. Oh no. Wally Wood is the first story. Little Orphan Melvin and Bill Elder did the Raven with Edgar Allan Poe as the writer for it. Super, super cool, man. Super, super cool. And gang, don't forget Free Assange, Free Assange, Free Assange. Julian Assange is a publisher and journalist that is being crucified for trying to bring transparency and accountability of capital's power to humanity. You want to have further information on that? See wikileaks.org, defend.wikileaks.org or our Julian Assange and Wikileaks playlist on censor tube. Gang, are we ready? Should we do a reading? I'm going to change the angle on this. Should we do a reading? Look at this. Sacramento. What a care package. What a care package. Brother, respect, respect. Should we do this? It's created it very good or very good plus, so we'll take a look. We'll decide. Okay. Aside from that gang, I'm going to turn off notifications. notifications turned off. Chat is turned off. I don't have the little angle here, but we're going to turn off the screen. We're going to go straight to the screen. Chico with the unexpected reading. What a reading. What a reading. What a reading. Starting the day off with Mad from Golden Age of Comics and it came out. This thing came out in 1950. What's the date on this? This 1954. 1954. Fantastic. Fantastic. Gang, I'll turn on this angle after the reading. We're going to read the first two stories and we'll flip through the rest. Okay, so let me turn off this camera angle. Let me have a sip of tea. This is going to be our second mat that we're reading. Awesome. Awesome. I'll see you guys in this camera after the reading. Let's have a look at this. And I'm going to give my little high and just on this angle say what this is about. But hello, everyone. I hope you're doing well and welcome to another comic book reading. And what we're doing today, we're doing a reading of Mad from 1954. Mad number nine from EC Comics. Graded at very good and this sticker, it says graded very good and it's got a $20 price tag on it. I'm pretty sure it goes for a lot more than this right now in very good condition. Okay, we've got Wally Wood in this. We've got Harvey Kurtzman in this. We've got Bill Alder in this. We've got Jack David in this. And the second story is The Raven by Edgar Allan Poe. And this comic book is a care package. I'm assuming the person is okay if I just say their first name. But Max ended up sending this to us because he mentioned that he loved the work that we're doing here. So huge respect. I was not expecting this on this level to be on this. So Max, brother, thank you very much for the love. Thank you for sending this to us. And I'm sure everybody's going to love this reading. Okay, now let's crack it out of the bag. Take a look at the cover and we're going to go straight into the readings of this. There's four stories I believe and we're going to read the first two at least. Okay, now the cover of this and we're doing a live stream of this. And there's a little intro to this in the first 20 minutes. I'm not sure if I'm going to load this up the full live stream. I'm pretty sure I'm going to load up the full live stream and just put a time stamp in this thing. So you're probably hearing this twice. But let's take a look at this thing. Let's take a look at the cover first. This cracked me up. Look at this. Look at this cover. The bad ones are coming, Marshall. But as long as I hold you, I am not afraid. For I know you are not afraid. Here's the bad ones coming. They look like pretty bad guys, but they're like nasty. Look at that. They got death in their eyes, right? The two of them that you can see. Here's a little lady. Here's the sheriff jumping out of the suit. He's out of there. He's gone. He left his boots behind too. Look at that. Too funny. And his Harvey Kurtzman cover. Again, Harvey Kurtzman. He's got a little cowboy dude sketch on there. Super fun. Man, working for Mad Magazine would have been what an amazing period. A golden age of comics for Mad. Phenomenal. Phenomenal. Right? As far as the grade for this goes, there's a huge split on the spine. Check that out. Right? So I wouldn't grade this as very good. Okay. This, the spine split would definitely kick it down to maybe good, very good. Okay. There's no chunks missing. Or I wouldn't grade it very good plus, that's for sure. It's a huge spine split, but we don't care. The Mad comics or some of the golden age comics we've read have been in pretty rough shape. Phenomenal. It's a pretty very good grade. Very good grade. Like super cool. Super cool. Harvey Kurtzman. Harvey Kurtzman. The spine is really good shape. Right? Like there's no chunks missing. Nothing. Oh, we got our kitty guys rowing around now. That's Sal. He wants a little food, I think. He's got to stick with the dry food. He's got to stick with the dry food. Check this out. Let's check with the back cover. What does this say? The new way to enjoy sports, movies, plays, television. What is this? Say eight dollars. Now get close up views all day without fatigue. Oh, what? We never seen this thing. Now 190. What? FTI. What is FTI stands for? Now get close up views all day without fatigue. Here for the first time, Germany's famous spectroscopes. A revolutionary concept in binoculars. Wear them like ordinary eyeglasses hour after hour without fatigue. Feather weight only one ounce. You'll hardly feel them. Yet here is a new truly powerful optical design that gives you greater range than many expensive opera or field glasses and a far greater field of view than some selling for many times more has individual eye focusing for clear sharp viewing. Whether you're looking at a play in the first row, oh, I guess for plays and stuff, concerts, you could do this first row or a seashore scene miles away. Skeptoscopes are ideal for indoors, outdoors or distant scenes or close by viewing special low price $1.98 a saving of $8 or more. Wow, Germany. So this is 1954, right? Available exchange rate. Mix this value possible. Try, what does this say? Try at your own risk. No obligation. Enjoy at our risk for five days. You must be delighted. Otherwise, your $1.98 will be refunded with no questions asked. Limited supply focuses us to place a limit of two per customer. Wow, imported from Germany. Let's take a look at this thing, gang. What are the words in that thing say? What does that say? Last chance. Oh, last chance. Hard luck saloon. Last chance. Last chance. Something in Perium. Free pretzels. Haha. Hi, gang. We've got a bunch of people popping into chat right now. Let's take a look. The staple is intact, by the way, gang. Take a look. The staple is intact, but the spice split is there, right? So we're going to try to be careful with this, giving this a read. And again, Max, dude, whoa. This is, oh, wow. Look at this hanging cover. We're hanging at, look at the artwork for this. Wally Wood. Phenomenal. Let's take a look at this thing. What does this say? Look at that hanging. Gadzooks. My joy knows no bounds. I have just received my EC Fan Attic Club membership kit, which includes a full color, seven and a half by 10 and a half illuminated certificate, a sturdy wallet identification card, an attractive embroidered dirt shoulder patch, and a stunning antique bronze finish bass relief pin. So what? Look at this guy. He's reaching in. Oh, he must be the torturer here. Right? Frankenstein. Looking in. Jack Davis artwork. Look at that. Beautiful. Look at the mailbox. The mailbox is a coffin with a shovel that sticks out. They usually back in the day, they, I don't know if they still do not, they probably still do. They lift up the shovel or lift this up. When it's down, there's no mail. When the mail man puts something in, they pull this up so you can look from your window from your house to know if there's mail or not. Right? Mushrooms on the ground. Tentacles coming out here. Very cool. So what? So you too can join the club. EC Fan Club Attic. Attic Fan Attic Club. For an individual membership, fill out the coupon and send it in together with 25 cents or five, 25 cents. If five or more of you wish to join as an authorized chapter, enclose each membership name and address along with 25 cents for each name and indicate the name of the elected chapter president. We will notify each president of this chapter number. Every member, chapter or individual will receive this kit directly by return mail. Very cool. It'd be a shame to cut this out. And no photocopiers back then, right? Let's read the five print game. Let's read the five print. Matt, February, March 1954, volume one, number nine, published by Monthly by Educational Comics Incorporated at 225 Lafayette Street, New York, 12 New York, William M. Gaines, Managing Editor, Harvey Kurtzman Editor, entered as second-class matter at the post office at New York, New York, subscriptions, eight issues. For $1 in the U.S., elsewhere, $1.25, entire contents copyrighted 1953 by Educational Comics Incorporated. That's a good guy. Unsolicited manuscripts will not be returned. What does this say? Unless accompanied by staff return envelope, no similarity between any of the characters, names or persons appearing in this magazine with any of those living or dead is intended and any such similarity is purely coincidental printed in the USA. Oh, the cover staple just came undone. Oopsie. It is what it is. This is the sacrifice we make. Okay, it just popped. It did a little click and it just popped out, right? So that kicks the great down by the way again. But it is what it is, right? We got to do the reading. We got to do the reading. Wally Wood signed. Wally Wood signed. Curb you dog. Curb you dog. Ours. Wally Wood adds so much detail in his work. Like, look at this. Look in the background. Look at that. Lady throwing out the dirty dish water into the alley or into the gutter from the top, right? Which is something that happened back in the day. Clothes hanging, people looking out the window, people pointing, little orphan Malvin. Look at the person in the garbage can. Look at that guy, my kid. Ah, the comic smells like the golden age of comics. Hotel Ritz. Look at this guy's outfit. Hotel Ritz, doorman. Oh, smoking a big fat Stogie by lighting a dollar. Always got a gun. Oh, look at that. The doorman's got guns, too. Sword, grenade. Load it. Load it. Load it. What does this say? She walks in beauty like the night of cloudless clips, climbs, and starry skies, climbs, cloudless climbs, and starry skies, and all that's bad, beat, beat, all that's beat, all that's best of dark and bright meets in her in her aspect and her eyes Byron. I don't meet, meets in her bright meets in her aspects and her eyes little orphan Malvin. That's how I read through this. Girl and dog type story department. Take a homeless, lonely orphan girl, an orphan child girl, and a faithful, lovable, highly intelligent mutt dog. And you have a comic strip that'll tug at your heart strings and loosen your purse strings. And so we present a girl named Malvin and a dog named Gravel in Little Orphan Malvin. Here she is again. And there's the doggy. What's the doggy's name again? The doggy's name is Gravel. There's Gravel. Looks like a happy dog. Why is she having her hair? Fork? Rake? Ah, it's a rake. Little mini rake. What do these guys say? The doorman. Hark? Shahib? Daddy? Peacebucks? It is Little Orphan Malvin. Observe the little princess talking to herself as usual. Speaking profound philosophical thoughts, the doorman says. Poor little tyke. Looking for a grub steak, no doubt. But we cannot help her. Panjok? Panjok? We have important things to do. Places to go. There's a new hair tonic. I must track down. Haha. He's bald. Funny. Let's check it out. Let's see what Malvin says. Yes, Gravel. Looks to us simple folk like the worlds in a powerful mess. To quote a simple philosophical idea, a stitch in time saves nine. A stitch in time saves nine. Not that that has much to do with the story, but that's downright good philosophy. Orph, the doggy says. A stitch in time saves nine. Of course, a simple folk don't know much about philosophy, but as Plenty, the younger, once said. Impersa monumenti supervaxia es memorial memoria nostrata durabet si vita mervemos. That's Latin. It's got to be Latin. I have no idea what that says. Orph, Gravel says. Of course, simple folk like us don't know much about politics either, but peers to me that if the currency values in the world monetary fund were deflated to meet spiraling revenues, economic collapse would be averted for the four slugner fiscal year. Orph and Orph, the doggy agrees. She's got a little duck and an egg in her hair. Birdie singing full of philosophy. Let's check it out. Orph, here comes that Malvin child again, the old lady's grump. The old lady's got a lot to say. Talking to her dog again as usual. Rocks in the head if you ask me. A crazy mix of emotional kid if you ask me. The old lady's grumbling all over this one. Orph, ought to be run out of town talking to a dog like that out of, ought to be hung. I say ought to be hung, I say. The old lady's jumping up and down ought to be hung. What a violent little little bitter old lady. Hark, Gravel. The town gossips are talking about me again. Talking about how I talk to a dog. What's wrong with me talking to a dog, she asks. And further, more gossip. The old lady's continue. And dogs reply, yeah, yeah. You think having a harmless conversation with a little old dog is a crime or something? What's a matter? I got fleas or something? Come to think about it. I have. Haha. Gravel replies. There's a little bunny poking out of Malvin's hair. What's going on, the bunny? Oh, what does she get? Look at these gangsters. Of course, the way folks ease living now, the way folks is living now, they need their gossip, their fancy clothes, and their automobiles. Folks has lost sight of the important things in life. The one thing dearer than anything else. Money, she says. Look at her. There's a pool in the background. Someone's swimming. Good housebreaking. Look at these guys. Who are these gangsters? Hark, fellow crooks. Look. Look there. Oh, sharpening his teeth or taking something out of his teeth with a knife. Isn't that little orphan Malvin and gravel? Boy, wouldn't it burn daddy peace bucks up if we kidnap them? Wow. That kid Malvin can put up a good fight, so we'll split up to capture little orphan Malvin and gravel. You take little orphan Malvin, we take gravel. They're splitting it up. All these guys going out to gravel. Axel spoke. That's Axel. Axel, Maxel. What does a scythe say in the background? Wanted, greasy Axel. So he's on the wanted poster. Post no bills. We are evil and daddy peace bucks is good. So we hate him and despise him and detest him. In fact, him we don't like. So naturally we are going to blast you. Also the car in the can and all the dogs there too. Weeping wizards the dog says. You crooks will never blast me because my daddy peace bucks will save me at the last minute as usual. Shut up or I'll paint or I'll paint bots dots on your eyeballs. Oh, that's nasty. Oh yeah, she doesn't have the eyeballs. No dots in there. They blasted her. But stick me in the can and my daddy peace bucks will come at the last minute. Last minute. Put in the fuse. My daddy peace bucks will come at the last minute. Put your finger in the trigger. My daddy peace bucks will come at the last minute. Well, maybe a second after the last minute. Ha ha. Her daddy peace bucks sure didn't show up at the last minute. Is this daddy peace bucks? What is this guy? He's got a cigar in his mouth. The crooks are laughing. Wait, wait. It's not being shot out of the can and 15,000 feet into the air. That'll hurt little orphan Malvin. It's not falling 15,000 feet down through the sky. That'll hurt little orphan Malvin. He repeats what's going on. It's at the point where her head shall contact the ground. That'll hurt little orphan Malvin. They're just laughing right. That makes sense. Hey, he's clearing all the rubble from the ground or from Malvin hit the ground. Look, the stranger with the bushy, uh, toast, toast lead head of hair, that stranger who is fixing the ground where little orphan Malvin is about to fall. Do you know? Do you know what about that stranger? No. What about that stranger? He better use wild root cream oil, Charlie. Singing it for little orphan Malvin. Daddy peace bucks. Daddy peace bucks. I knew you would come at the very last minute. I had to come back. I had to come. I was worried sick. I just had to come back and see how you were. I will never leave you again, gravel. Oh, I came for the tongue. Is daddy peace bucks quick? While he is still blinded by the tears in his eyes, his empty white eyeballs get him. So I put on a wig. Look at them. They got bayonets out. They're coming charging towards them. Why did I hate the guy so much? Stand back. Stand back with, with stand back. Stand back. You fur, shillen, jinner, grunks. Stand back. Else I open this box and you'll never guess what's in this box. Kleenex? No. Uh, locomotive? No. Cigars? No. Blintzes? Blintzes? No. Do not open till Christmas. The box, top secret. What's in the box? Oh, look at this. You, you're seven minutes, seven minutes to guess are up. I have in this box my special assistant, formerly of Murder Inc. The Grasp. Go get him, Grasp. Sick of him, Graspy. Kill. Kill. He says. Oh, the bad guys, the crooks. Yay. Yay. This little cigar dude is the dude in the front. It's this guy. Daddy peace bucks. This guy. Daddy peace bucks. Oh, the guy brought out a bazooka. Oh, what? Look at this man. What's going on? Kill. Yay. Blows up one of a machine gun. Look at that. Kill. Yay. Cut some down. Kill. He's got an axe. Yay. Okay. Gasp. He's pulling a bug. Daddy peace bug saying enough. Kill. Yay. What is that? Oh, it's a kraut little, what do you call it? Okay. Okay. Gasp. Stop. He's trying to stop a boink. Crossbow. Not crossbow. Oh, no, he's going after a little orphaned Melvin. Oh, he's got a little air thingamajiggy. Blow, blowgun. Yay. Okay. Gasp. Stop. Gasp. Whoa. Enough. Down. Boy. Down. Down. He's killing little orphan Melvin and the doggy. Shot the doggy in the head. Look at that. Look at all the bodies in the back. Oh, what do you mean? Kill. He's shooting through the coffin. Gasp. On that gas. Gasp. Once that gas. Gasp. Kills gas. And gas sees his victims. Gasp. Gasp. Out there. Last gas. Gasp. Gasp. Gasp. Gasp. Can't stop killing. Gasp. Gasp. Can't gasp. Knives, arrows, grenades, bricks, dynamite, dart. All of it flying out. Oh, no. Little Melvin hark. Little gravel bark. Lie down. Arf. Dead dog. Little orphan Melvin. The gas didn't mean to shoot, shoot you. He's a good employee of mine. You know, likes his work and all that. But it'll take care of, it'll take care of you. I'll get you the best medical aid possible. I'll spare no expense. Nothing is too good for you. So here's a Band-Aid. See? The plastic kind, colored like skin. This is best kind Band-Aid possible. But daddy, peace box. What is so important that you have to leave us like this? And now I must be off. I should read that first. And now I must be off. Important things to do, places to go. Little Melvin says, but daddy, peace box. What is so important that you have to leave us like this? Sit up, the dog says. Arf. Come on, boy. Sit up. Why? A few plastic new hair oil. Why? A fantastic new hair oil I heard of that I must track down. Off he goes. I guess he wants his hair back. This is chaos. Melvin. Of course, daddy, peace box has got lots of things on his mind and can't pay all his attention to a simple folk. He got many things on his mind. Mainly on his mind. He got his scalp. Ha. Get it? Gravel? Scalp on his mind. Haha. Joke. Melvin, do you really need me hanging around? Pass, press. Dot your eyes. Haha. Hark, fellow crooks. There she is again. Axel, marxels, pool and porium. Carl Marxel, freelance spy and crook. That's the guy right there. Look at these guys. It's little orphan Melvin again, boy. Wouldn't it burn daddy, peace box if after spending so much time, effort and money in beating us up we blasted that orphan Melvin anyhow? That kid Melvin can put up a good. This is like a repeat. That killed Melvin can put up a good fight. So we'll split up to capture little orphan Melvin and gravel. We hold your coat and you take orphan Melvin and gravel. Look at this. They're all beat up. They don't want to get involved in this no more. I wonder if this guy had the tooth lost in the first part. Did we see? Is it? No, it doesn't show. It's over here. Now this gang is all beat up. Oh, they're tying her to the train tracks. We are so evil and daddy peace box is so good. We'd like to shoot him full of holes, bash his head in, knock his teeth out, cut him up in little, uh, first shill one dirt, nerve pieces. I don't know what that is. So naturally, we're going to let a train run over you. You dirty dogs. The dog says you crooks will never let that train run over me because my daddy peace box will save me at the last minute as usual. Excuse me. Does anyone have the time? Ah, that's he is. That's him right there with cowboy hat on. He's got the big Stogie. Does someone have the time? I want to know how close it is to the last minute I'm supposed to save little orphan Malvin. Yeah, it's daddy peace box. Get him. The gangsters say daddy peace box. Malvin yells out. I knew you'd come at the last minute. Now let me loose. Let me loose. The train's coming closer. Stand back crooks because here comes my second special assistant. Panjok on his magic flying carpet. Let me loose. Let me loose. She says Panjok. Yay. They know Panjok. Sleeping scissors. Panjok is the big gangster we saw at the beginning, right? The magic carpet. Something's wrong. You're coming in too low. Panjok pull up, pull up. Let me loose. Let me loose. She's yelling Malvin in the background. Panjok is coming in with this magic carpet. Let me loose. Let me loose. Malvin's yelling in the background. I'll see how bad this crash was. Magic carpet. Panjok. Panjok. What do you mean by such reckless flying? I'll have your flying lices revoked. Please Shahab, observe. This is a hooked rug and somebody unhooked one of the hook's sabotage. We'd better call a tow truck to take this wreck in. Is that the magic carpet? It looks like it. It's been unhooked. No, wait. Panjok. First, use your strange inexplicable oriental power to get rid of these crooks. Ah Shahab, you want me to send them away. It is well. I take my magic rug. I throw it over them. I say the magic words for full shlug dinner. Is that the word? For shlug dinner, full shlug dinner. Turkish bath on his hat. Yay. Oh, he's got them all in the bag. Going. He's got a little yo-yo. Going. Yay. Gone. Real gone. All disappears. Zip. By Jove Panjok. How did you do it? Where did they go? Shahab, when one intends to sell a comic book, it's well all swear words to expel. However, you impel this servant. You to tell what land these crooks now dwell. If tell I must, I shall. I sent them down to Shahab. Little Malvin's yelling in the background. Let me lose. Let me lose. Careful, Shahab. You almost dropped into it yourself. The place I sent the crooks down into a well. Phew. You caught me just in time. Time. Jumpo. What time is it? I've got to save little orphan Malvin at the last minute. Let me lose. Let me lose. She says. Oh, he's falling into a well here. See that? Panjok grabs him in the last second. What's going on here? Observe, Shahab. The smoke of the train is in the distance. Right. And I shall save little orphan Malvin at the last minute because the train is just coming. Wrong. You shall not save little orphan Malvin at the last minute because the train is just going. Oh, no. She's in little pieces. Little orphan Malvin in gravel. Cut to pieces by the choo-choo train. Here, I make the supreme sacrifice. My whole tin of band-aids. Now, let me out of here. This is disgusting. But, Shahib, have you forgotten my strange inexplicable oriental powers? Observe, I take my magic rug and throw it over this mess. Ha! For shlug jinnur. Jinnur. Full shrug jinnur. Arf with a little orphan Malvin. It's tail here. Now, I remove the rug and a hark where once little orphan Malvin and gravel were cut up in little pieces. The pieces are all together again. So welcome. Oh, no. The heads. The dog heads on Malvin's head. Look at that. Panjok. Panjok. Something's gone wrong. Little orphan Malvin. Somehow she's different. She needs a shave. Yipe. Leaping. Gizzards. She says. Look, look. Another hook unhooked from my hooked rug. No wonder it didn't work. Well, if you don't succeed, try, try it. Try again, I say. Daddy peace bucks. Daddy peace bucks. I'm afraid. Malvin says. Afraid? Afraid my child? You should not be afraid. You will play the violin again. Only thing to fear is fear itself and maybe sometimes danger. Look at me. I fear nothing. Boy, am I brave. Arf. Ha, you worm. Found you at last. Now he's like, yipe. Oh, daddy peace bucks. I love you so, Malvin says from under the rug. Oh, daddy peace bucks. My show of affection embarrasses you. You move away. What a modest daddy peace bucks. Get your cotton picking hands off me, the old lady says. Kapooing. He's out of there. Come on, pun joke. Let's go hunt for hair tonic. Come on, punch. Oh, come on, punch. Get this rug going. Bawah. Give it the old strange, inexplicable, oriental powers. Bawah. Shout. I can't find the ignition key. The lady's chasing her. They're sitting on the rug. Why am I on the hat now? Oh, here she comes. Come on, punch. Contact, contact. Flaps down. Runway cleared for takeoff. Bawah. Hark. There she goes. He did a little pull. Brom poke. Vava vatabom. Chook. Come on, punch. Oh, punch took off. Let's get this braided rug into the air. Braided rug, Shahab. I have no braided rug. I have only hooked rugs. He's out. Now I've got you, you worm. Careful, I have a new hair. That I have managed to grow one hair was so careful. Oh, he's pulling on his hair. He's got one hair. Daddy peacepucks. Every time we find each other, you go away. Is it, is it because of A, your business? B, the political situation? C, my B.O. Malvan's asking. Creeping blizzards, the dog says. It is because of neither, the old lady says. The reason that daddy peacepucks always goes away is because D, I am mommy peacepucks and this worm's been dodging me for years. By the way, I don't know you. How come, how come you call daddy peacepucks daddy? She asks. Ah, the dog's got his fighting stance on. Daddy peacepucks smiling with a cigar. What's she doing? She's changing her clothes. Well, if you'll just give me a chance to tidy up, tidy up and change into something fresh, I'll tell you, you see, I've been around a long time and a girl doesn't get any younger, you know, but my public wants me as the child they always remember with those ridiculous cotton stockings. That fantastic hairdo and my eyeballs turned up, so is only the what shows. Of course, a simple folk like to change into our normal outfits after a day's work like this. So, she's changing up. This is what she changes into. So what's wrong with me calling him daddy peacepucks? Look at that. What's the dog say? D and he's got a big smile on his face. Lady in red, last little orphan, Malvin, holding one of those cigarettes with the smoking thing on there. That was a weird story. So difficult to read. What the... just randomness. Chaos. Absolute chaos. Absolute chaos. Here's Edgar Allen Poe, the Raven. And we're gonna do this one justice. I'm bad at reading out Edgar Allen Poe out loud. I don't rhyme it well. Let's look at the artwork. The Raven by Edgar Allen Poe. Bill Fingers the artwork. This is from Mad Comics, number nine from 1954. This comic is sent to us as a care package by Max and Max. Thank you very much for the love. I hope you're enjoying this reading. Let's have a read through the second story of this comic, The Raven by Edgar Allen. Classical type comics department, once upon an evening, dreary. While we pondered weak and weary in the public library on a comic story plot, while we nodded nearly nappy, came at a tendon attappy. On our head so gently wrappy, spoke that all the time you've got, oh were we mad. We howl, we raved, and that's what this story is about. The Raven by Edgar Allen Poe. Clunk clunk bash bam ft, phony poo poo chocolate covered that Raven maniac elder, once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary. Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore, while I nodded nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping. As of someone gently wrapping, wrapping at my chamber door, this sum visitor, I muttered, tapping at my chamber door. Only this and nothing, clunk clunk bash bam. Distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December, and each separate dying amber wrought its ghost upon the floor. Eagerly I wished tomorrow, vainly I had sought to borrow, for my books surcease of sorrow, sorrow for the lost Lenore, for the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore. Nameless here forevermore. And the silken, sad curtain, rustling of each purple curtain, thrilled me, filled me with fantastic terrors, never felt before. So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood, I stood repeating, clunk clunk clunk. Tiss sum visitor entering and treating entrance at my chamber door, sum late visitor and treating entrance at my chamber door. This is it and nothing more. Presently my soul grew stronger, hesitating then no longer. Sir said I, or madam, truly your forgiveness I implore. But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came wrapping, and so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door. That I scare was sure I heard you. Here I opened wide the door, darkness there and nothing more. Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing. Doubting, dreaming dreams, no mortal ever dared to dream before. But the silence was unbroken, and the stillness gave me, gave no token. And the only word there spoken was the whispered word Lenore. This I whispered and an echo murmured back the word Lenore. Merely this and nothing more. Back in the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning. Soon again I heard it tapping, somewhat louder than before. Surely, said I, surely that is something at my window lattice. Let me see then what threats is and this mystery explore. Let me let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore. This the wind and nothing more. Open here I flung the shutter, wind with many a flirt and flutter. In their step a stately raven of the saintly days of yore. Not the least obedience made he, not a minute stopped or stayed he, least obeisance made he. But with mine of lord or lady perched above my chamber door, perched upon the dust of palace just above my chamber door, perched and sat and nothing more. Then this ebony bird be guilting my sad fancy into smiling by the grave and stern the quorum of the continents in lore. Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, though I said art sure no raven. Gasly grin an ancient raven wandering from the nightly shore. Tell me what thy lordly name is on the night's plutonian shore. Quoth the raven, nevermore. Much I marveled this ungainly foul to hear discourse so plainly. Though its answer little meaning, little relevancy bore, for we cannot help agreeing that no living human being ever yet was blessed with seeing bird above his chamber door, bird at least, bird or beast upon the sculptured bust above his chamber door, with such name as nevermore. But the raven sitting lonely on the placid dust spoke only that one word as if his soul in, that one word he did outpour. Nothing further than he uttered, not a feather then he fluttered, till I scarcely more than muttered. Other friends have flown before, on the morrow he will never, he will leave me as my hopes have flown before. Then the bird said, nevermore. Startled at the stillness, broken by reply, so aptly spoken, doubtless said I. What it, what it utters, is his only stalk and store, caught from some unhappy master whom unmerciful disaster, followed fast and followed faster till his song won burden bore, till the dirgs of his hope that melancholy burden bore of never, nevermore. But the raven still beguilding my sad fancy into smiling. Straight I wheeled the cushion seat in front of bird and bust and door. Then upon the velvet sinking I betook myself to linking fancy onto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of lore, what this grim ungainly ghastly gaunt and ominous bird of lore, meant in crock-croaking nevermore. This I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable no syllable expressing, to the foul whose fiery eye now burned into my bosom's lore. This and more I sat, divining, with my head at ease reclining, on the cushion's velvet lining that the lamplight cloated oar, but whose velvet violet lining with the lamplight gloating oar. She shall press, ah, nevermore. Then me thought the air grew denser, perfumed from an unseen censor, swung by saffrin, saffrin whose footfalls tinkled on the tufted, tufted floor. Wretch I cried, thy god hath lent thee, by these angels he hath sent thee, respite, respite, and nephepen, from the memories of Lenore, quoth o quoth this kind nephepeneth, and forget this lost Lenore, quoth the raven nevermore. Prophet said I, think of evil, prophet still, if bird or devil, whether tempter sent or tempest tossed, thee here ashore, desolate yet all, undaunted, on this desert I land enchanted. On this home by horror haunted, tell me truly I implore, is there, is there balm in Gilead? Tell me, tell me, I implore, quoth the raven nevermore. Prophet said I, think of evil, prophet still, if bird or devil, by that heaven that bends above us, by that god we doth adore. Tell this soul with sorrow laden neph, within the distant aiden. It shall clasp a sainted maiden whom the angels name Lenore. Clasp a rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore. Quoth the raven nevermore. Be that word our sign of parting, bird or friend, I shrieked on starting, starting. Get deep back into the tempest, and the night's plutonian shore, leave no plank plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken. Leave my loneliness unbroken, quit the bust above my door, take the beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door. Quoth the raven nevermore, and the raven never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting on the pallid bust of palace just above my chambered door, and his eyes have all the seeming of a demon, demons that is dreaming, and the lamp light, or him streaming, throws his shadow on the floor, and my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor shall be lifted nevermore. Wow, that was brilliant. Each one of these panels. Wow, wow, wow. This one, with the bust, it, uh, yeah, this one. Check it out. It breaks apart, turns into skeleton. Crazy cool. Crazy cool. Crazy cool. The dog getting bigger. Very cool. Let's just, uh, flip through the rest of the comic gang and see the pages. This is an advertisement. Hey, wasn't there supposed to be a big bowl, um, bowl game here? Bowl game here today? Melbourne? So where's all the people? So, so haven't you heard Irving? The first issue of EC, EC's new humor mag is out. The people are down at the newsstand buying panic. Haha, panic. We read panic number three, right? I think we read panic number three. It was fantastic. Bop jokes. Bop dictionary. This one. Bop, bop dictionary. Crazy, odd. A mad reader is a crazy mix. Up kid. Cool. Real nice. Much like gone. Gas and groovy. Q, a 3D square. Dig to be hip. To understand. What does Hollywood Eyes means? Cute girls. Hollywood Eyes means cute girls. Hubcap. A cat who thinks he's a big wheel. Autist. A way out. The best. Pin. To look at. As in, pin them crazy diapers. Stone. What does stone say? Joyous. State of mind. Crazy cool. Flipping and kicks rolled into one. Haha. Wow, beautiful artwork. Look at that. Beautiful artwork. Man. Man. Will you pin them gone Hollywood Eyes in the window? Model school. Oh yeah. They put books on their heads and walk straight. The girl in the green is not doing it right. Very cool. Look at this. Look at this. Very cool. Very cool. Check this hip guy out. Water, water. Man, water. Man. I don't pin. No water. But dig the crazy beach. Man, this is the end. Ha, noon. Ha, noon. Ha, noon. So Ha, noon. Check this out. Ha, noon. Oh, this is the story of the cover. This is the cover story. The three bad guys. Ha, noon. We'll have to read this one another day. Let's just look at the first paddle. Oh, look at that. No. Forsake me. Oh my. Dolink. The guy's teeth is popping out. Yep. Man, the guy just shot himself in the head. There's a horse looking up from the roof. How mean do these three look? They look pretty mean. They look pretty mean. They look like Frankensteins. Very cool. Play guitar. Get shop method home training. Cool. Cool, cool. Max again. Thank you very much for the care package. Wow, wow, wow. I'm going to put it in a new bag. So I'm just going to leave it out. I have golden age bags that I'm going to bring out. I got mylar, so I'm going to put it in mylar golden age bag. Aside from that game, I'm going back to the live stream. I sort of caught some of the chat going on, but not much. So I'm going to turn my camera on. Super crazy cool. Edgar Allen Poe. Here's the chat. Super cool. Super cool. Very cool. So what is the raven? Some dark depression he has? Possibly his fears? Bitstorm? What is the raven? What do you guys think the raven is? Nevermore giant saucy dog food. The dog kept on getting bigger and bigger. Bitstorm loved the way even the similar panels, they swapped things out and changed wording. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it was wearing a Christian Dior apron. Cool. The giant cigarettes on the table in the last panel changed to a bong with a skunk in it. Oh, I saw the skunk. Yeah, yeah. It was like a, was it a bong? I thought it was a perfume. I thought it was a perfume. Was it a perfume? Bottle? Or was it a bong? Yeah, I think it's a perfume bottle. Take a look. Oh, sure. Yeah. It's like one of those old school perfume bottles. The new God's cigarettes. Actually, they got feet on them and stuff. I didn't notice that. Right. Matches and new gold cigarettes. And then changed to a skunk perfume bottle. Maybe he's trying to say that smoking cigarettes is make you stinky like a skunk. I don't know. There's so much in this. So much in this. Could be. I thought it might be a reference to skunk weed. I don't know if that, that time they, they would have had the skunk for you, but perfume makes sense too. Yeah. Skunk weed is, I know the name was, has been around from the 80s anyway, when I was around. Uh, sort of learn a lingo. Lingo. Fun. That was a great reading. Thank you, Max, again, for sending the superior package. Uh, fantastic. For sure, I'm going to snip out that Edgar Allen poll one and upload it individually. And we'll upload the whole stream. For some reason, Bichu is having a hiccup with the personal finance one, not uploading it and not processing it properly. But we'll see what we can do. Aside from that game, let's call the stream. I'm going to keep on uploading stuff. We're way behind on the platforms. And, you know, I'll have these up probably in a week's time, maybe earlier, the comic book stuff, this reading up earlier. It doesn't require too much snipping, just the snipping of the uh, the Edgar Allen poll one, I believe. Okay. And fantastic. Man, number nine from 1954. Awesome. Awesome. Awesome. Awesome. One day I'll have this full set. One day. One day we do. One day we do. Awesome. Awesome. Awesome. Sahib. Sahib. This guy here, right? What was his name? Sahib, wasn't it? Peace bucks. Daddy peace bucks and grub steak. Sahib. Crazy. Wally Woodart in the first story. Gang, aside from that, just a quick outro. I am on Patreon. 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And we will load this live stream up on all the platforms, SensorTube, BitShoot, Rumble and Odyssey. And for sure we're going to pull out the Edgar Allen post story, the second story and have that up. It was very cool. Very cool. The first story was just chaos. It was just like what is going on? It was random. And maybe we'll pull that one out too. Wallywood, Wallywood, Wallywood art. Right? Aside from that gang, I hope you guys have a fantastic Sunday. We got our emotes up. We have a fantastic Sunday. Cheers and truth, always. Mr. Hezekiah just went to a Chicago comic, comics display at the Museum of Contemporary Art in Chicago. Very nice. I'll post some pics in this. Oh, awesome. Awesome. Awesome. Did they have the original art and stuff or the comic books? They would have had everything, I'm assuming. Super cool. Yeah, for sure. I would love to see those pics. Aside from that gang, I hope you guys have a fantastic original art and comics. Very nice. I hope you guys have a fantastic Sunday. And I'm just going to expect a whole bunch of videos. Just keep on being uploaded on all the video sharing platforms. All of them to BitShoot, Rumble and Odyssey. Most to SensorTube. And I'll have these ones up yesterdays and todays up probably within the week. Hopefully, fingers crossed. Bye everyone. I hope you have a fantastic Sunday.