The final act of Further Confusion's Variety Show, FC Unleashed, was one of the most original skits I've ever seen at a con.
This group completely parodied the ENTIRE song of "Everyone's a Little Bit Racist" from Avenue Q, rewriting the entire lyrics to relate to the furry fandom! (and this is a LONG song!)
Featuring: Wolfpup TK, Kiva Kangaroo, Bucker Fuskyote, Kazuki, Trixie
Awesome performance!
Lyrics:
Lyrics:
K: Hey Princeton.
P: Hey Kate!
K: Did you see all those people walking around with the ears and tails?
P: And the costumes? Yeah, oh, here comes one now!
K: Just look away... pretend you don't see it... and DON'T MAKE EYE CONTACT.
P: What's the big deal? I think it's kinda neat.
K: What? Princeton, I'm surprised at you. I find that furry!
P: Well I'm sorry, I was just saying...
K: What ARE you trying to say? You wanna wear a dog suit and make love to my cat? (no) Huh? (no!) Huh? (No!) HUH?! (NO!)
P: Well I'm sorry, I guess that was a little furry of me.
K: I should say, you should be much more careful that you don't mix in with those freaks.
P: Well look who's talking?
K: What do you mean?
P: What about your sketchbook and all your doodles in it?
K: What about it?
P: You draw comics with talking animals all the time!
K: Well yeah, but that's just a little...
P: HAHAHA! You see?
P: You're a little bit furry,
K: Well you're a little bit too,
P: I guess we're both a little bit furry,
K: Admitting it is not an easy thing to do,
P: but I guess it's true
K: between me and you i think
All: Everyone's a little bit furry, sometimes
All: Doesn't mean we go about committing sex crimes!
All: Most furs think that anthros rule.
All: And some just say the art looks cool.
All: You don't need to make it your life style.
All: You can just enjoy it, for a while.
P: Liking furry stuff doesn't make you some kind of outcast or criminal.
K: Nooo
P: And it doesn't make you like those foxes who can't keep their goddammed pants on!
K: Right!
All: Everyone's a little bit furry, today.
All: So everyone's a little bit furry, okay!
All: Furries might not be the norm,
All: But they're just so cute, friendly, and warm.
All: Really it just isn't all that wrong,
All: It's a place where we can get along.
K: Okay, want to hear another fox joke?
P: Not really.
K: How many foxes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
P: I dunno...
K: No more than one, or they'll be screwing each other!
G: Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Kate?
K: Uhh....
G: You were talking about furries, weren't you?
P: Well sure, Gary, but lots of people like furry stuff.
G: I don't.
P: Sure you don't, you're like the "internet hate machine" 4chan... But I know you like catgirls, eh?
G: Why indeed I do, good sir! Haha
P: Well, don't you think that's a little bit furry?
G: Well, damn... I guess you're right!
K: You're a little bit furry
G: Well you're a little bit too!
P: We're all a little bit furry
G: I think that I'd have to agree with you
P+K: We're glad you do
G: I guess it's true.
G: Everyone's a little bit furry, Alright? (K: alright, P: alright, G: alright!)
G: We don't need to get involved when flame wars ignite.
All: Haters might call furries vile,
All: But they just want to make others smile.
All: Maybe it's a fact we all should face.
All: Furry makes the world a better place.
P: Boy do I feel better now.
G: Now here's a furry I can respect. He's alright!
P: Who?
G: Blotch.
K: But Gary... Gary, Blotch is a girl.
G: No Blotch is a guy.
K: No Blotch is a girl.
G: No, I'm pretty sure blotch is a guy!
P: Guys guys! Blotch is TWO girls...
K+G: ....... Nahhhhhh!
B: Hey guys, whatcha talking about?
G: Furries!
B: *sigh* You too?
K: Oh, come on, Bryan!
K: Everyone's a little bit furry.
B: No way!
P: Oh no?
B: Nope!
B: I think all your fursuits are gay!
E: What?! Bryan!!
P: Bryan, buddy, it's okay,
P: We still love you anyway!
E: I know that you all only mean well,
E: But saying all furries fursuit, is offensive as HELL!
B: I thought that's what furries are all about!
E: Fursuiters just get all the photo-ops. There's tons of others out there!
B: Like who?
E: Okay, here goes,
E: There's artists, writers, programmers, directors and performers,
E: Dancers, DJs, musicians and more 'round every corner!
P: That's me!
K: And me!
G: I'm not wearing any pants!
K: What're you, a fox?
All: Everyone's a little bit furry, it's true.
All: Even if they might not be as furry as you!
All: If we all could just admit,
All: That we like furry a little bit.
All: It's not a huge deal, don't you see.
All: Maybe we could live in, harmony!
All: Everyone's a little bit furry!
