 It's so stupid it's positively brilliant. The brilliant is the greatest part of this podcast. The brilliant is the greatest part of this podcast. The brilliant is the greatest part of this podcast. Yep, Charlemagne the God. Andrew Scheltz. We are The Brilliant Idiots podcast, and today's show is brought to you by Squarespace. From websites and online stores, to marketing tools, and analytic Squarespace is the all-in-one platform to build a beautiful online presence and run your business. There are no hidden fees or price hikes and all websites are optimized for mobile and it's so simple. Start with a design template and use drag and drop tools to make it your own. Head to Squarespace.com slash idiot for a free trial and when you're ready to launch, use the offer code idiot to save 10% off your first purchase. Now, let's start the show. Uh, show to you here, of course. What's up? Wax is here. What's up? Um, we are recording this. Do we tell them that we're recording this on a Monday? Yeah, let's tell them. Because, you know, Andrew Schultz is back on the road, baby. Road, baby. You know what I mean? What's the name of this tour? The infamous tour. The infamous tour. Yes. You know, paying homage to MobD. Yes, of course. Are you? Not at all. But you should own that. You should own it. You're from New York. New York might be back, baby. Exactly why I did it. If King's Disease 2 gets the number one album after the verses we saw last week and the acquisitions the Knicks did. New York is back, huh? New York might be back a little bit, bro. New York is back. Nah, Knicks fucked y'all up. Say what? The Knicks? Nah, the Knicks is on. The Knicks is going to be good, bro. The Knicks might be all right. The Knicks is going to be all right. Bro, I got so gassed up, man. Talk to me. Talk to me. I get this email, right? Uh huh. From MSG. Madison Square Garden? Yeah. Okay. I get this email and the guy's like, he goes, hey, what's up? I work for the ticketing department at Madison Square Garden. I just want to contact you, say what's up, and introduce myself, see if there's anything I can help you out over here. Give me a call back or a message back, whatever. I forget to message them back. What? I get another email. Hey, just following up. I'm like, oh, they want me courtside. They can't wait to have me courtside. I tell Al, I go, Al, we made it, bro. We going courtside. I already imagined me and Al saying courtside. I told my girl about it. You were bringing Al's over your dad? Well, I got to bring my dad first. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But then I'm going to bring Al. I definitely did not think about my girl. She was like, what about me? Yeah. You wouldn't even appreciate it. Yeah, what you want for you? You know what I'm saying? Come on now. You're looking at other girls' outfits and stuff. You're courtsideing. Pay attention. So I'm super gassed. I'm like, yo, that's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. It's done. I'm done, right? And I email back and I'm like, yeah, man, talk to me. What's up? And he goes, I just wanted to let you know if you ever wanted to buy any tickets to the Knicks or something like that. I'm the one that you should go to. He goes, you got a person at the garden here. If you ever need to get anything, I got you. And I was tight. I hit him back. I was like, man, I thought you were putting me on a jumbo truck. How the fuck is this about? You should have pulled the racism card. You should have said, yo, you know what, man? It's not enough white comedians sitting courtside at the Knicks. Thank you. That's a good one. Thank you. You be like, yo, Tracy Morgan, Pete Davidson, his little miscellaneous. He's a little miscellaneous. He's miscellaneous in the face. You know what I mean? You need a pure white New Yorker sitting courtside. White people live in New York too? White people pop in as well? You know what I mean? Listen, it's a different type of locks. It's bagels and locks. That's a funny sketch. What, the locks? So y'all should call y'allself that. You lock and get another one. What is the locks anyway when you talk about bagels and locks? It's the salmon. The salmon. Gotcha, gotcha. Anyway, that should kill me, bro. I was so happy, man. And then he just destroyed me. Oh, listen, at least he knows your name. And I hit him back because I told him I was like, I share season tickets to the Knicks, right? Like me and two of my boys, we share season tickets. And so I hit him. I was like, all right, he got season tickets, thinking he's going to hit me with like, yo, I got you on an upgrade. We're going to put you whatever. He's like, all right, well, if you ever need tickets to the Rangers or something. I know, right? It's locked up. Knicks ticket's going to be hard to get now, though, man. I mean, because they had a great season last year. And they've added Kimber Walker. What's the center's name? Robinson Mitchell. Robinson's coming back healthy. It's going to be kind of tough, bro. It'll be fun enough. We'll get into the playoffs. We ain't going to do shit. You don't think so? You don't think Damien Lillard's coming still? I don't think so. I'm holding that hope for Damien Lillard, bro. So what we going to do is Damien Lillard, Derek Rose and Kimber Walker in the backcourt. It's too much. We need some shooters, man. You got them. You don't think so? Ooh. You don't think D-Rose is a good spot-up shooter still? Stop it. Stop it. This is asshole. You don't tell him. This is not a real asshole. D-Rose can ball, though. Oh, no. I love D-Rose. D-Rose can ball. Respect to D-Rose, man. Real. RJ Brad, you never know how he's going to develop? That's the story. I'm actually a Knicks fan. I don't have an NBA team per se. I always like players, but I've always historically liked the Knicks for some reason. Why do you think? I don't know. Even when they used to go up against Jordan, I never... It's not like I was rooting for them to beat the Bulls, but I wouldn't mind seeing that. And I remember when the year... I remember the year that Jordan retired and the Knicks won and made it to the finals. And Patrick Ewing threw his arms up like he finally did something. It's like, nah, it's not the same, bro. Yeah, baby. It's not the same. It's not the same. You didn't beat those Bulls. You beat the Bulls. But you didn't beat the Bull Bulls. You know what I mean? And then they went on to lose in the finals against the Spurs, I think it was that year. And I always liked the fact that Spreewell choked out that coach. I always thought that was dope. But he didn't do that on the Knicks. He didn't do that on the Knicks. He went to the Knicks afterwards. And he did when he was on Golden State when the coach said, PJ Carlissima, he said, put some mustard on it. Yeah. Put some mustard on it. He choked this shit out of that. That's wild. It's like always like in the nature, nature immortalized that line when he said choke it, because like I'm Spreewell. I'm banned from TV. Oh, that was phenomenal. That was phenomenal. Like Latrell just fit in with the Knicks, because the Knicks was just like gangsta. Gangsta, you know what I mean? Hard nose, blue collar, basketball, foul your ass. You're not coming to paint for free. I think that's what a lot of people related to it. The same way they relate to like music that represents who they want to be. Yeah. And that's how the Knicks play ball. Yeah, yeah. Like yeah, 90s Knicks represented like 90s hip-hop. Exactly. It was hardcore. It was gutter. It was tough. You are elbows are coming in the lane. Anthony Mason. Anthony Mason once he was built like that robot. God bless the day. Like he was just like... It's true. He's literally like a planet. Like you know how you meet people in there? Like he's just like a circumference. I can't describe it. Like he just takes up space for real. RIP though, yeah. Yes. I can imagine him like in his younger days when he was like healthy and muscular. Like how you get around that? And agile too. That's what I'm saying. He would bring the ball up. Like he was our point guard. He was like a 6, 7, 6, 9 or something like that point guard. Yeah. Yeah. As you can tell we're just trying to kill time because it's Monday and we... We don't really have a lot to discuss here. Let's talk about... But it's still early in the week. We can talk about what we know people are going to be talking about. Talk to me. I mean just anything vaccine people are going to still be yapping about. People still talking about the goddamn vaccine? That's all they talk about, bro. It's like every issue that we had last election is just being turned into a vaccine talk. Yeah. Or like corona talk. Like you know how last election it was like we got to stop immigration, right? These immigrants are coming in unvaccinated. Yeah. They're coming in bringing in corona. It's like, is it that obvious? You're just going to flip every single argument into the same two talking points? The wildest thing about the whole vaccine talk is that literally I read something from the CDC this morning and it was saying how... They really talk about both sides of their mouth because there was one paragraph that talked about how the vaccines limit your chance of getting really sick and limit your chance of death, right? But in the very next paragraph it says but you can still get really sick and you can still die. I'm like, huh? What? And then so it says our suggestions are this. Wear a mask, social distance, wash your hands and I'm like, where have I heard all of this before? In the beginning. Yeah. The roof has never changed. Yeah. We just running that back. And it's fine. You gotta got the vaccine for no reason. I'm not saying they got it for no reason but I'm just like... See, like we all in the same boat regardless. Really? To me? Yeah. I don't know. What? It's peace of mind for me. Like I know now that I got it, even if I do get it again I know I'm going to be able to fight it better. So I like that. Maybe. We don't know. I don't think we know, bro. So far we know. I don't know, bro. CDC said they still investigate. Now it's the other thing the article says. You see old people out all the time now that they're vaccinated. Because they like YOLO. They refused to live their last days in isolation. Well, they should have done that before. They were. Now they weren't. Now they weren't. You talk about all through Florida chilling. You don't see them. Florida's different. Florida COVID don't count. Florida COVID don't count, bro. COVID don't hit the same down there, bro. Don't hit the same. I'm not playing with COVID though. I don't want it. You know what I'm saying? I'm doing the same things I've been doing. I'm wearing my mask. I'm washing my hands. I'm not taking no chances. You know what I mean? And I'm not... Listen, once again, I'm not against getting vaccinated, but I just... I would feel much more comfortable when it's FDA approved. You don't feel comfortable that they gave it to whites? Yeah. Like, doesn't that make you feel comfortable that they gave it to white rich people? No, why? They jabbed them first. No, no. When they went for it first. Because chicken is like going really low right now. So they kill anybody off the chicken. Hmm. Yeah. Explain that theory. They kill everybody. Like, the chicken is like all time low right now. It's all fucked up. So they kill anybody off. They need a certain amount of people just to die. So, like, the food source could be able to do that. Oh, so you're saying America, since there's a chicken shortage. There's white chicken. They start killing off humans. And they're killing white people first? Yeah. Please believe, Wax. If there was a chicken shortage, there's another group of people they'd be taking out first. Okay? I don't have to say. Everybody loves chickens. That's why it's a shortage. If there was only one group of people in America eating that much chicken. Yeah. Come on, man. Wax started a chicken farm, bro. He loves chickens, dawg. He loves chickens so much. He started farming them in the backyard. He loves doing two things. Shooting people and chickens. And now he's got a fucking, what is it called? Paintball. Paintball. Paint in his backyard. He's going to combine it in two in a minute. But you got to come kill them yourself with the paintball. Paintball, knock them down, then you come cut the head off. And you got the herby. All of that other good stuff. But no, yeah. I don't agree with Wax's theory at all. But. I thought about it. You did put some thought into that one. You have to put some thought into that one. Oh, I saw this too. This is for a couple of seconds. This one too, man. What a fucking idiot. This woman is suing McDonald's after she claimed the burger. The advertisement for McDonald's compelled her to break Lent and go buy a cheeseburger. Wow. That is literally the whole point of advertising. That's the whole point. I didn't see the ad though. She said it was the banner. So it's the banner when you walk by and you see the cheeseburger and the nuggets on the banner. She said the banner made her want some cheeseburger and nuggets. That's the whole point of the banner. I better move that before we get sued. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That bacon and cheese shit is on fire right now. I don't know why. Bacon and cheese trash. No, you're crazy. Not trash. You're crazy. Because it doesn't have fucking shrimp and grits in it? No, it's just trash. Why would you want that? These guys are crazy. Bacon, egg and cheese trash. It's the best breakfast food ever. No, no, no, no. What do you have for breakfast? I grew up on biscuits. So I grew up on chicken, chicken biscuits. Y'all not going to tell me that when y'all down south y'all get a chicken biscuit. That shit don't work. Chicken biscuit don't count. It's not fair. Why not? Because it's just flour. It's chicken. No, it's biscuit. It's chicken. It's the egg if you want. Get a little melted cheese on it. Come on now. So you're having a bacon, egg and cheese just on a biscuit? No, it's chicken. With biscuit. And yes, biscuit is way better than that fucking roll shit, man. Yeah, man, way better. All right, biscuit is a better tasting. Come on, bro. Come on, man. I want to push back on this. It's a better tasting piece of bread. It is a better tasting piece of bread. Yes. But a bagel holds the sandwich together way better. You're not going to have a sandwich on a biscuit. You're crazy to think otherwise. It crumbles. It falls apart. It's soggy. That's why you keep it in the wrapper, bro. Yeah. I never kept it in the wrapper. Keep it in the wrapper. I remember when I first moved to New York. Are we talking about fast food right now? We're talking about fast food. Yeah, Chick-fil-A. No, no, no, stop. Chick-fil-A, Bojangles. For breakfast? And don't, listen, don't go. Yes. Yes, now you're talking about breakfast. What? Hold up. Y'all never been to Chick-fil-A for breakfast? Nah. Oh, bro, y'all don't know what y'all missing out. And you gotta put jelly on it, man. Are we missing out? Yes. Bro, bro, you missing out. Are we missing out? Are we though? Yes, no, for real. You're missing out. Big time. You're missing out. Yo, and don't forget the jelly, man. I'm telling you. Put the jelly on it. Chick-fil-A chicken biscuit? With egg on it and jelly? Come on, bro. I want better for you, show. You wasn't Charlotte all weekend. What do you eat for breakfast and Charlotte? I'm off the bread, yo. I'm off the bread. I'm off the bread. I went to Haymaker to get married. Oh, okay. Wait, they're going to Haymaker. What is Haymaker? You had a biscuit. Oh, fuck. You had a biscuit. Listen, the same ingredients that's on this shit, put it on a biscuit and watch how your life changes. The only thing that makes this trash is the rope. Nah, stop it. Bagels are watching. I'll be honest with you. Bagels are good. That's anti-Semitism, bro. Man, shut up. Charlotte may the God. Trashes the Jewish people on Brilliant Idiots podcast as he comes for bagels saying biscuits are better. Biscuits are better. Nah, no, no. Bagels on his fire. Got a hole in the middle. Fuck it. She looks like a stale donut, bro. You can't fuck no biscuit, bro. Like, if it's just you alone. Nah, you can't. It's not you alone. Like, you think about breakfast. You're hungry, but you need to get another one before breakfast or whatever. Like, you know what I mean? I can't believe y'all never had a chicken biscuit. I can't believe you never fucked bagels. No, no, no. Yo, real talk. You're crazy for that, bro. Definitely did that to a donut, though. Yeah, I bet if it was a pumpernickel bagel, you would fuck it. I bet then. I don't know the difference. What's the difference? If it was a black bagel. Oh, my God. Why? What? Good, yo, man. Them white Jewish bagels do not try to fuck, but if it's a black bagel, son, come on. This conversation is making me uncomfortable. Okay, what happened? Oh, the Arkansas ad. Did we talk about that last week? Which one? The Arkansas ad. Oh, this is funny. OJ Simpson. Oh, Wild Boy. Afraid to go back to LA because he doesn't want to run into the killer of Nicole Brown to talk. I'd be afraid to. I'd be afraid to. If I didn't do it, I'd be afraid. He probably looking at the same mirror and now like, you got to get away from this guy. I don't know whether OJ did it or not. Yeah, you do. I really don't. I don't. Of course we don't know, but just didn't know. I'd be upset if I found out he really didn't do it. Why? No, that's a good point. Did I say that? But I don't know. I think it's just. I don't know. I might be retarded for this, but it's like all these years is like, we all know OJ did it. No, we don't. I understand that. But everybody say that. No. You got found that guilty. What does that mean? Don't fit him. Oh, now you trust the justice system. No, I don't know. All I'm simply saying is I don't know. And when a guy talks like that. Amazing. He makes you question whether or not he really did it. Like, maybe this motherfucker really didn't do it. Why is anybody walking around LA? He's a murderer out there. He's going around. Why is anybody just hanging out in the park? There's a violent killer. And he's volunteering this information. That's the part that makes you step back and be like, bro, did OJ do it? Every year, OJ says something that at least makes you question whether or not he really did it. What was the book called? What was the book called? If I did it. No, but the cover of the book was the greatest cover ever. That if is this small in the corner and the rest of the title is in huge font, I did it. Huge. Yes, that's where the God of my life. If it's this small. Bro, that's what I'm saying. But they're funny. What are you doing? He's a wild boy. He's a really wild boy. Definition of wild boy. He's a really wild boy. He's one of the biggest narcissists we've ever seen in our lives. Both are true. Both are true. I don't know. I'm not sitting. I don't listen. Would you have him on a podcast? Because Al wants us to bring him on Flagger. And I'm like, I don't know, man. It ain't worth it. For what? For what, Al? For him to say crazy funny shit like that? Yes. We want to find out the true story. Yeah, he's going to tell you. Yeah, right here. After 40 fucking years, he's going to come on Flagger 2 and finally tell everybody, I did it. He's looking at all of them. By the way, if you get him to do that, amazing. Yeah, amazing. But it's not happening. Come on. I think I can get him to admit it, yo. I think I can hypothetically, we just go hypothetical. But that's what the book was. The book was hypothetical. What's the if for? The book was if I did it and he sat down and did an interview with Judah Fregan. All of that was hypothetical. But what if I also get another hypothetical? What's the other one? No, I just get him to be like, listen, let's just... I bought the gloves, but... Yeah. The funniest thing OJ could admit to right now is his list of candidates who actually possibly did it. I think that's about right. That is the most fine thing OJ could do. Who did it? Who you easy? Because he said something like this in this conversation. He was like, he thinks he has a good idea. This is so funny stuff. I need to know. I need to know who OJ thinks did it, bro. He said... So funny. Wait, he said, I have a good idea. Yes! Did he say something like that in this interview? I thought I heard that. He is a legend for saying that. What you feel about you felt he really, really didn't do it? Is there no percentage that you think he didn't do it? Is there a person... I mean, I don't know. I wasn't... The only thing I could say in situations like that, I wasn't there. Based off everything that I... the evidence that was out there. And... It's just a good chance he probably did it. There's a lot of things that we aren't there for, but we're like, no, it just probably happened. Yeah. Probably happened. Yeah, I can say that. You can say that. Yeah, it probably happened. Yeah, I can't say without a shout-out, but now he did it. I can never fix my mouth to say, yeah, he did that. Yeah, because he got off. Yeah, same thing. I don't want to say OJ did it, but if I find out he didn't do it, like, totally was innocent. He was in Jamaica smoking weed, and that happened. He definitely wasn't there doing that. We definitely know. He was clearly somewhere in the vicinity. We saw a whole chase. It's a Bronco. You know what I mean? Clearly. If I find out something like that, like, he was just not there. He smashed another woman or something like that. I'd be kind of like, damn, man, all these years, I had this knowing that OJ did it, and he got off. It's literally just shit like this that makes me question it. That's all. Not saying he's innocent? I don't know. It's just when he says shit like this, I'm like, God damn. OJ did it. Did OJ do it? Did OJ do it? Did OJ do it? I don't know. Could you be that cocky if you actually got away with some shit like that? Could you be that cocky? Nope. I don't feel like it. I don't think you can try it twice, right? I don't think you can try it twice. Yeah, no double jeopardy. So he could say if he wants. But yeah, I think he killed one of them. You think he had two people there? No, I think someone else has died later. What do you mean? You look like he was there. I'm still formulating this though. Okay, MacGyver. I don't know, bro. Like, was you there, bro? I really don't know. No, I think he did it, bro. I mean, yeah, he did it. Of course he did it. He did it. Like, why are we even acting like he didn't? Ah, because it's more funny to act as if he did. No, I'm not saying he didn't. I agree. It's literally stuff like that just makes me question it just a little bit. I mean, it's the right thing to say. No, it's not. Don't say nothing. If you got away with some shit like that, there's nothing to discuss. Why talk about it? They can't try him again. Even if he comes out and he's like, yo, I did that shit. They can't try him legally. To me, that's him like projecting because he probably thinks everybody always looks at him as OJ the murderer. You know what I'm saying? So since everybody looks at him like that, he thinks everybody's talking like that. So let me go ahead and address the elephant in the room. We don't know how he get treated in the street when people see him. We don't know that. Well, he's a murderer, so they're not going to do that. Too much shit to him. No, I'm just saying how do people go on the other side of the street? Do they like say murder when he's walking? Yes. They call you a murderer if you don't wear a mask. You don't think they're going to call him a murderer for murdering somebody? Of course they're going to call you a murderer, right? No, I'm just saying I think that he probably like, you know everybody think I did it anyway. I know the way they look at me when I walk in the room. Ah. Fuck it. If I did. What about Amanda Knox? He's trolling people, right? Amanda Knox. Which one is Amanda Knox? She's spent like... He killed her kids or something? No, no. She's like in Italy or something like that. Yeah. Like her roommate died? Yeah. I'm not familiar with that story. So she was living with four girls in Italy. She's an American citizen. Like she leaves the house. Apparently one of the roommates died, but she was sleeping with some dude. And then they claim her to kill her and the dude because she was secretly in love with the girl and she spent four years in prison. But she claims innocence to this day and now she's back here. She probably did that shit. I don't even know nothing about that. No, she probably did that. That's a huge story. I'm surprised you didn't hear that. No, no, no. Because lesbians love different, bro. Like lesbian love, that is some serious love, bro. Two girls. Because think about that. Like think about how much women love and then times two. So that is, that is love, bro. That is, that's love. That's, imagine, son, imagine Dominican lesbian son. Check the fuck out. Yeah, he said it seriously. Don't tell him about that shit. That's why. But Dominicans love hard? Oh my God. Dominicans love hard, bro. Are you kidding me? Try to break up with it. That just broke a Dominican's heart. Yo, yo, yo. I didn't even want to do that. I didn't want to do it. Bro, you broke a Dominican's heart, bro. That's dangerous. No, he did. He broke a Dominican's heart. A Dominican's heart? Son, you're fucked. She came to the radio station whileing and everything. I heard about it secondhand. Oh my God. I heard about it from like the vendors in the street. We must have got nothing to talk about today. Like the person. I just saw Alley Upanus. Bang it. Bang it. I mean, we can't talk about things we don't have no experience with. Exactly. But if you're going to say Dominicans love hard, we need examples, Wax. Oh, yeah. She came to the studio. What? Toes done, nails done, everything done. Wax is a cold piece, bro. Wax broke it. Yo, Wax broke a Dominican's heart for Puerto Rican. Oh, no. He's trying to call a civil war. Oh, no. This guy is wild. No. You're wild, man. You're typing down, bro. This motherfucker got the whole uptown. Going crazy. Holy smoke. This came in a shot up La Marina, but no goddamn reason. How you know about the marina? I've been there. Really? I went to La Marina once. Oh, shit. I went out there one time. I thought that stopped before you got even up to me. Nah, that was like four years ago. Oh, yes. Nah, probably longer. Probably like six, seven years ago. That's funny, but yeah, dude. No, that's dangerous. What you're doing right now can cause a whole plot to no shorty. Oh, no, that was, yeah, he did it already. This guy was like, we can't have chicken. Y'all can't have flat nose. This guy is so crazy. Can I say this? Can I say this? Can I say that? Can I say that? Can I? We can't say that black people like chicken, but we can't say Spanish people like platinos, right? It's true, though. It is true. They was a homo. Mongul. What did you just say? What? Monguls? No, Mongol. Oh, Mongol. What is that? It's the Dominican breakfast. Oh, Mongul? They had little nicknames. Yeah. Wax would hug her and be like, oh, my platinos. She'd be like, oh, my collard greens. No. I'm serious. You gotta say collard greens. Yo, this ain't no collard. We just shoot in the way. There you go. Carla, we love you, Carla. We love you. Big Carla, okay? Yo, we love you. We call it on bullshit. We love you hard. I'm glad. Dominican love. We got Dominican love. We got Dominican love for you, Carla. Baby, I'm not laughing. That's not funny. Why is the issue between Puerto Ricans and Dominicans? It's not that much. There is an issue. No, it's not. Yes, it is an issue. It is an issue. And Alex is Puerto Rican, by the way. Yeah. Alex is Puerto Rican. But who hate each other the most? The Dominicans and Haitians. Oh, that's right, because they share the island. Haitians always tell me that they don't understand that issue because Dominicans are just like lighter-skinned Haitians. They say there's a gap between them. Well, there's dark-skinned Dominicans, too. Yeah. That's what I've always heard Haitians tell me that Dominicans are just simply lighter-skinned Haitians or whatever. I don't freaking know. I'm just throwing out what I've heard. Why is that? I know a lot of them are dark-skinned Dominicans. I know a lot of dark Dominicans, though. Anyway, so this girl that would come to the radio station and when you guys were fighting, what exactly happened? Let me get back to this. You might as well tell the story. Yeah, she knows about it. Just, you know, I apologize. You understand? I apologize already. What did you do wrong? I just wasn't faithful. You know what I'm saying? Wax being wax? I was being waxed. Wax is scared of commitment. Is it fair to say that you would never be faithful to a Dominican and only a Puerto Rican? It wasn't. You know what? How long do you think it was like that? You know, I said apologize, and I'm sorry. Did it Dominican? You got to stop doing it. You got to stop breaking it. I just gave him the easiest alleyway. I gave you the easiest bail, and you flopped that bail. You said, I want to stay in jail. I'm trying to stay away from this. I said, is it fair to say that you wouldn't be faithful to a Dominican and only to a Puerto Rican? And the answer to that is yes. Exactly. You said, I don't think it's that. The biggest problem in these relationships was wax. Wax got to grow up. Listen, I used to be bad right now. I'm so good. Right. I'm saying I'm going through certain things to see why I used to run away from these things. You know what I'm saying? Going in there, right? Yeah, I'm going in there. Beautiful, though. Certain things that, you know, before I just be like, I'm out, going here, I'm going there, whatever. I got to sit there and listen. I got to talk. We got to work things out. That's right. It's not about just, you know... You can't just up and run. Run away. You can't run away from this shit. No, bro. You can't do that. I told you that. And if you want to stay with this for the rest of your life, you have to build this. Why does it dare to tell him things I told him already? Because he doesn't listen to you. Because you see what he just now did? Yeah. I know you got some bullshit. I told him the truth, though. I told him the exact same things. You mix in the truth with a lot of bullshit. No, I don't. That's what he's saying. Dude, he's hugging you. That's right. I'm literally holding crystals and shit. That's right. That's me, baby. He'll say something that's like really brilliant in between a bunch of other dumb shit. All that stuff works for me. I like the crystals. I like to hug in the trees. I like grounding in the grass with no shoes. All right, but, bro, you would make a sandwich. You put spaghetti and apples on it, too. Like, you don't need the extra stuff. Don't act like a spaghetti on a white bread sandwich. I don't know about the average. It is with syrup. I'm sorry. With syrup is amazing. You never had a spaghetti sandwich? What? With syrup on it? Oh, y'all tripping, bro. Oh, my God. Y'all ain't lifted. A spaghetti sandwich? That's why you're on court side. Put it on a piece of white bread and then put another piece of white bread on top. Guys. We are in the first worlds. No. With syrup? Yo, bug. I don't know about no syrup. Y'all put syrup on that? No. It's always syrup bread. It's always syrup bread. Bread and spaghetti. They're both bread. You don't need to put them together. White bread. No white bread. You take that spaghetti, put that shit on that white bread and put another piece of white bread on top of it. It's a southern thing. Huh? It's a southern thing? I don't know. Al, you know what this is. This is a poverty thing. What, they'll have spaghetti sandwiches? No, we didn't. Bro, up. We have spaghetti or sandwiches? No. Ain't nobody bringing them together? So you don't have eight white bread or maybe to dip the sauce or something like that? Even if you got one piece of white bread and you take the spaghetti and then fold it. Oh my God. Put the syrup on it. What's up with y'all, man? Why you keep talking about syrup? There ain't no syrup, bro. Yo, y'all never had spaghetti and syrup. You just trying to change the subject from the Dominican... Why don't you know why you got back up? We talking about food over here. We talking about food over here. But no, it's like all waxes just afraid of commitment and I'm glad he's dealing with that because there's nobody's fault but his. Alright, I have a question. I'm getting much better. Yes. How long did your wife breastfeed for? This is somewhat topical story, but curious. Probably up until like 10 months, 11 months. I have no clue how long it is. I don't know. And by the way, I'm just... About 14 months is supposed to be about 14 months. Yeah. Yeah, I think once the baby starts walking, I don't... But even still, even if she's not on the breast, yeah, you pumping, you know what I mean? You putting the breast milk in the bottom. About 14 months, okay. Yeah. Why? Because there's like a cocoa. Iced tea's wife was saying that she still breastfeeds their kid at five years old. Yeah. Is it? Five? I don't know. I mean, I've heard that before. I mean, just COVID thing going on right now, that's really the best thing for them is like medicine all day every day. Oh, that's right. You're getting all these... Yeah. Antibodies. Yeah, so they stopped them from getting sick right now. So that's the... Right now in this time, that's the greatest thing for the baby. Yo, that's so crazy. I just saw... Can I run it back? Like, could I breastfeed it? Listen, you know what? Listen. I mean that. Like, could I get... I'm taking a lot of breast milk and when I'm tasting, I'm over here like... It's all right. I think I'm gonna be okay. Yeah. That's probably why I'm not getting COVID. Yeah. Bro, that's called keto coming out then... That's not breast milk, bro. That's not breast milk, bro. That's called keto. That's called keto. Bro. That's called keto. That's called keto. Bro. Bro. Yeah. Yeah. That's why I think I want to be why I'm not getting sick. For real. I got a lot of breast milk in me, man. I saw Ernestine, through to Ernestine Morrison. I saw Ernestine. She was actually talking about this because I think she got COVID. She breastfeed though? Yeah. I saw her on Instagram saying how the doctor told her to keep breastfeeding because it gives the baby the antibody. I didn't know that. I was like, wow. And it turns a different color too. So you would see when she was sick and when she's not sick. Really? Yes. And you would give more baby or something. I'll be over there sipping it. Really? Yeah. Just because, why though? No, I'm just saying whenever or whatever, I'm just Does the breast milk change depending on the mood? No. If she's sick or not. But what if she's like angry? Is it more like a four-local? You know what I'm going to lie to you? But no, it is. No, no, no. It does depend on what she's drinking though because if you like, if she drinks some liquor or something she got a pump before she feeds the baby. Before she do that. Yeah. You got to get that out of there before. So she get a whole bunch of it and then she go like, tonight is mine. My wife is a big believer in breastfeeding. Yes, please do it. Really? I've seen a lot of that action. I know how that goes down. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've been out of the country and she done forgot the breast pump. I've been with you for that. I had to do what I got to do. Oh wait, you pumped it? Yeah, but... Did you go like bird style where you put it in your mouth and then spit it in the... That's it? Is that what I was doing? Get out of here. Because you know like the breast will start to hurt. Yeah, it really hurts. You know what I mean? So she didn't have the pump. I'm like, I gotta go. I'll do what I gotta do. Get out of here. I'm talking about it rock up so hard. She wake up in the middle of the night screaming like, look at him. See if he's hungry. Word up. That's how it is. Absolutely. And I gotta just... I don't mind. I'll drink it. Yeah. I'm getting better. I'm healthy. Hold on. We're the only creatures that don't drink our own milk, which is wild. We do drink our own. We don't drink animal milk. No, I'm saying the beginning breast milk. We're talking about it right now. I know, but once we get older, we stop doing that. Once we get older, we stop doing that. We go to cows. So do they. cows ain't drinking each other's milk when they're older? You know. Charlemagne, what planet are you from? What? What did I say? Say some brilliant shit in between some absolutely idiotic shit. I know. I'm on brain. I'm on brain. And he wonders why people don't take his advice. I'm on brain. You see that? Brilliant idiots. God is the most powerful force in my life. God will tell you to do that. God is the most powerful force in my life. God will tell you to do the right thing. The next post is, I'm going to stab somebody with a T-Rex dinosaur. All we got to do is long as we're in between this. That's it. Just stay right here. Where is this? I'm sad, but that is smart though. Maybe we need to start getting more breast milk and just start feeding it to it. I'm with you. Especially with this COVID shit going on. But being five years old, you could speak like, what do you say? You just say like, yo ma, like what's up? Yeah. Suck it or not. I'm hungry. Yo ma. My shit is five is big. Yeah. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Mine, mine look too crazy to be able to suck in nipples, right? It's got to be an age though, right? It's too big. Five is always fucking you. They're an age they tell you to get the child off the breast. It's got to be, right? Yeah. Before it started being like, you know, kind of wow. Yeah, it's got to be. I would think so. Yeah. I think it should be the same age where you think you should stop having the kids see you naked. Ah, man. Do you ever stop the seeing naked? Yeah. What? Really? Yeah. I see naked my whole life. That's dad. You don't see a mom naked. Oh, yeah. I wouldn't see my mom naked. I write that shit. I'm seeing my dad naked. I can see it dad. I can see it dad. I can see it dad. Fuck you doing. Six months. Congratulations. To put your family through. Six months. Six months you can start introducing other food, but it's keep that. Stay on there. The voice you hear in the background is Taylor, by the way. I think we need Taylor and Mike back. All right. Just me. I think so too. Look at that. Yeah. I want to avoid getting shot. Yeah. She looked at him like, oh, yeah, yeah. Hey, let's pay some bills. I got to pay. All right, guys. I'm going to take a break for a second because I got to make sure that some of y'all keep your hair. So your boy out here with the full head of hair. Why is that? 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When you get better hydration today, use the promo code idiots at liquidIV.com. All right. Let's get back to this show. Uh, let's pay some, um, not pay some bills, some church announcements. Let's do it. Shots. What you got? Infamous store kicking off this weekend. Dallas, Houston. Both are sold out, man. Thank you so much. Excited to be in these venues. We got some, some surprises, some tricks of our sleeve. These things are about to be fucking crazy. We'll be in Texas all week. And, uh, then coming out there Tucson, LA. We added shows in San Francisco, DC, um, Chicago. Uh, we've added shows in, um, Vegas, man. TheAndrewShows.com for the full list. Detroit, Milwaukee gets your tickets. We're coming there soon. And, um, yeah, I'm telling you the full list of cities. Go get it. TheAndrewShows.com is going to be fucking wild. I'm very excited, man. Now, wax, you see you got the who's wax gummies. Oh, yeah. The wax out here is going to be a marijuana tycoon, man. There's one word on the front of this gummy that's, that's blowing me though. I said the same shit. I said the same shit. Can't do that, bro. Motherfucker out here slaying in Delta. But listen, Delta's not good. Delta H right now is in Jersey and a couple other states that right now they are, um, legal. So I'm able to put these right here in his store. So when y'all see the who's wax, make sure y'all go get them. Support the who's wax, man. Go fuck with wax. Of course, you know, I'm in LA. You got the flower too as well. I got the new wax Lotto, the new OG wax. Yeah, make sure y'all go get that. It's going to be my new bag. You got the pens, right? You got the Wuhan weed pens. Oh, no. The Wuhan weed pens. The Wuhan. You know, you know, the Wuhan weed pens. Delta who's wax. But that Wuhan probably hit me. That should sound like a sativa. I can't be a sativa. That would be wild, man. That would be wild. That would be crazy. And also, and also get the, go to online and, um, who's wax paintball. I want y'all to go ahead and get your teams ready. I got the airsoft too. So let's make this happen to have fun. This is my guy, our Harrington too, man. This is the Viola Iverson brand. You know what I mean? Support Black weed businesses, man. Support who's wax. Support Viola. You know what I mean? And, um, make sure you go out and grab this beauty. Anita Kopeck, shallow water. Yeah. This is a great read. Um, I love the, I love the reaction that is having from people, but I knew when I first read this that young girls were going to like really love it. Like my daughter who's 13, she's the, she's the litmus test for me. And she, she loves fiction. She loves fiction. I let her read I taught her what's cool, but she like, really likes fiction. So she's like, yeah, this book is like really, really, really good. She probably read more books than I did. I'm sure my 13 year old has read more books than you have wax. You know what I mean? But shallow water is a really good book just because it shows you the power that you possess that you may not even know that you have. And I think that's a great message for young black girls everywhere. So make sure you go grab shallow waters by Anita Kopeck and make sure you check out the black effect podcast network. Check out all the podcast that we got going on this. Look to the trap nerds podcast, man. Oh, yes. I mean, very proud of what they built. And they had a great episode with my man, Kevin Greel. I don't even know if I'm pronouncing Kevin's last name, right? But Kevin is a great comic book writer. He created a character for Marvel called Blue Marvel some years ago. And Blue Marvel was like the only black superhero with God level powers. And you know, he's just a great comic creator period. They had a great conversation with him and salute to the ghetto boys, man. Got to salute Scarface and Willie D. Because ghetto boys reloaded podcast is doing doing fantastic. You know, in the podcast game. So salute to everybody on the black effect. And I got to salute Dolly Bishop. Shout out to Dolly. Yeah, Dolly is. Thank you for coming to show Dolly. Yeah. Dolly came to Andrew show and Charlotte this weekend. You know, that's family right there. That's that's our fearless leader. She's the president of the black effect put out there. Top 10. Most powerful people in podcasting. Top 10. Most powerful people in all the podcasting. And Dolly was number nine. Hey, that's big. Because the black effect we're not even a year in September. I think October. September October will be a year. I think we announced that we were launching in September. We put out our show late September early October, which was cut to it by Steve Smith. And yeah, for her to be number nine most powerful person in podcasting. It's not even a year yet. But you know, Kano Bern. Kano is the number one most powerful person in podcasting. And he, you know, he runs the whole audio podcasting division at I heart. So yeah, man, who put out this list? I hurt. No inside radio because everybody's on it. Like, you know, you got Courtney Holt from Spotify on it. Oh, these are like the executives. Yeah. Oh, okay. I was like, you know, clearly it's Rogan's probably the most powerful person in podcasting. It'll be talent wise. But he signed to Spotify. You know what I mean? So, you know, you got to, Courtney, I think I forgot what number Courtney was on the list. That makes sense. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, Rogan is the man. Like you can't, you're not going to front on Rogan at all, but you got to salute the executives that are making these moves. 100% to partner with these individuals. 100% massive move. Absolutely. So somebody like you know, you know, I think one of the beautiful things about podcasting is that the podcasters ourselves, we have power. Oh, 100%. You know what I mean? Like we get to decide where we want to go. 100%. And by the way, that's what makes executives great executives, right? Because when you're regardless of what industry you're in, when you can sign great talent, that's how you win these executive of the year awards. 100%. You know what I mean? 100%. It's dope dope inside radio. I mean, it's the most popular radio, the most popular people in podcast in 2021. Conalburn, number one. Jen Sarge in that Wondery, number two, Ben Cave at Apple, number three. Yeah, that's a lot. Malcolm Gladwell and Jason Weisberg is on the list. Number five, Pushkin in the screen, Courtney Holt, number six. Yeah, everybody doing anything. Dolly, number nine. Hey man, I just respect it. I just like being in this space. we'd never like do a lot of asking idiots. Are we been slacking on them? Ooh, we got them from Reddit? Oh yeah, Taylor's on her grind this week. These are from Reddit? This is a Reddit thread? Let's go. Wow. Listen, we're gonna do Reddit. We have not done this. We're gonna spend some time doing asking idiots. It's good that Shotes has a bunch of shows. Okay, and we're doing this on a Monday. We're gonna, and for the next couple of weeks, we're probably gonna do a lot of asking idiots. Let's give them some really time, some good time. I think it's a great idea. Let's give them some time. All right, who we got? Okay, this is EXP underscore student ID. Wants to know, will you guys do live tours together again in the future? I'm sure. Right? Yeah, yeah, I think we should. Yeah, I think we should. It'll be nuts. Yeah, it'll be crazy. Oh, it'll be nuts. It will be a little bit crazy. Nah, it'll be nuts. Yeah. When we do it, I would wanna do something like really testing where the brilliant idiot empire is. Ooh, so foreign. Not foreign. We've done London before, you know what I mean? They've always asked us to come back to London, but I'm talking about like, I would wanna do like a venue, a venue. Yeah. Let's see if, you know, the brilliance of this listen is really fucked. Damn, you know what I mean? I like that. I like that. Let's see if we can fill up like an arena. That'd be kind of fire. You know what I mean? That's what I would wanna do. What about, what about like a yearly event? Like it's fun to do one-offs, but like what if we chose and it was like idiot's day? Yeah, yeah. And then we had a thing that was like comedy. It was podcasting. It was music. Whose Wax? Like it was a night. It was Whose Wax? It had weed. But it was like a night. So like we out there, we talked our shit. We had some friends that do stand-up. We had some friends that, you know, do music. That could be like a big hookout or something like that. Yeah, it could be cool, man. Idiot's day could be cool. That's fine. I'm with it. I'm with it. So anyway, let's look into that. There's something cool right there. Still. Okay. Which NBA trio can Wax, Charlie and Andrew beat in three on three? Nobody. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. Come on, we're not gonna, we're not gonna. What you mean? Right now or ever in time? Ever. Three people. There's not a trio of NBA players that we could beat in the game. Nah, stop. Nah, it can't happen. Come on. Why would you even put it up? No, you're right, Charlie. You can't dribble. Okay. Why does this guy, why do you need it? What? Who could you beat in the league? I don't know. You don't know. You can't even beat me in a planking contest. You got up and lied. No. No. What happened now? We got no video. Now what happened? I got the video. I got a video. All right, what happened now? Who Wax you up? Thank you. Are you on drugs? You changed it. You changed it. It's a plank competition. And then you did a side plank out of nowhere to give yourself a rest. Can y'all side plank at all? So you telling me right now you can side plank for two minutes? No, but you gotta say that. Nobody can. You gotta say that. No, no, no, no. You give yourself a rest. You couldn't do it. I held it here. I held it there. I held it there. Anybody know what planks is all about? Side planks is just as well and it do your whole stomach. What are you talking about? What does side of it mean? That's the side of your stomach. That's the side of your stomach. That's break. Are you serious? You put all your weight in one side of your arm. It's different muscles. Why'd you tell Andrew to lay in front of you and do the same thing? Well, I said that. You told him to do the side plank right in front of you. Why you side plank? Why'd you do that? When? I was over there. No, I saw it. What's the video? What? He did the side plank and he was like, yo Andrew, side plank right in front of me. No. Why would he do that? You don't remember this? You was like this. Wax was like this and you was like this. I don't remember that. You don't remember that. I don't remember that. Then y'all started doing that. I was doing a plank with you. So you can show me. When you doing like this, when you do on the side, it actually put more force because all of it. Cap. All right, we're gonna do it after. You have to say that. No. Come on. That's between me and him. You couldn't do it as long as I did for seven minutes straight. You couldn't do it for seven minutes straight. That means I win. Who needs touch first? You. Word is born. I got it on video. No, no, not your knee. And I did, but you broke the form. You broke the form. That's not true. All right, I lost it. You did lose. Bullshit. I've yet to lose an athletic endeavor here at the Brilliant A. It's okay. It's okay. You're allowed to take L's, bro. By the way, don't text this man, Peter. You know what I don't like about questions like this? We really underestimate the skill of these people that have made it to the highest level of their field. Like I don't give a fuck. The 12 person on the NBA bench will wash the average person who don't play basketball on the regular, bro. So it's like, no, what's three on three could we beat? Yeah, this is a great question. What? Charlemagne, do you feel like you invalidate Wax's feelings? No, I try to make Wax, no. That's from 415TJ. What does that mean, though? I try to make Wax understand he has feelings. Wax has been a sociopath for a long time, bro. What does that mean? That's like somebody who killed people. Rolled out. What does that mean? What, sociopath? Yeah. Yeah, that means people that don't have no feelings. You didn't even know women's names that you had sex with. Oh my gosh. Bro, that's that long ago. That wasn't what, like, it was six, five, two years? Yeah, but still, they was not supposed to. They didn't want me to know their name. Yes, they did. No, they did not. You just never even took the time to know their name. I know. You want somebody, come here. You want me to know her fucking name? That's what she fucking do. That's how girls used to get me. Come here, come here. Everybody wanted to hide with me. Nobody wanted me to know. I can't. I can't. Nobody ever wanted anybody to know that they dealt with me because it was like Wax shows himself that he's a dog and he's out here getting a bunch of pussy. If you give Wax some pussy, you just act the same way. So nobody wanted that. So everybody snuck in hot head with me. I knew Wax was a wild boy when a young lady... My logic's dead. It was easy for me. A young lady was pregnant and she was like, I'm not even telling him because he's not even going... Charlotte, this is so... Yo, bro, you ain't got nothing on Monday? We can't do this shit on Monday. I promise you, I was bad back then, y'all. Because everybody knew I, Wax is going to smash, and he's going to keep it moving. He's not going to say nothing. Nobody else said that anybody shit the fuck up and keep it moving. That's all it was back in the day, but now it's like it's a whole lot different. Yeah, but even with that, even when you get girls pregnant, you don't stop, you keep going. So I was like, I'm not going to do this shit on Monday. I'm not going to do this shit on Monday. I'm not going to do this shit on Monday. I'm not going to do this shit on Monday. I'm not going to do this shit on Monday. Charla, what is it Monday about? You had three girls pregnant at one time in Miami. We talked about this before. We understand that, but I wasn't a fiancé, and I'm like these type of things, you know. I'm with you, but listen, Carla knows who she with. She act like she don't, but... No, she does. She just knows that she sees something in you that you don't see in yourself, which is potential to be a great committed human being. I am. Yes, you're working. You're doing the work. I'm doing two years and more not doing anything at all with anybody else, and I'm very proud of myself. For somebody to be like, what is it? What do you call it? Serial smasher? Mm-hmm. Stop fucking fruit loose, bro. Who told you to keep fucking cinnamon toast crunch? Why is your dick in the box across the place? Why are you serial smasher? Why? Like, I was, for me to even take 30 days off, y'all should have been like, oh, shit, I'm proud of you. You two and a half years, because I'm on six. Your number keeps going up. This is my sixth year right here. You keep going up faster than it goes. October of 2021 will be six years, but I stopped October 2016. He's faithful in dog years, bro. October of 2016 was the last time I was unfaithful. This year will be six years. Listen, I know you've been unfaithful to my woman now. See what I'm saying? So that's give me some more points right there. That's hot. I gotta see a little more. How much longer? I gotta see a little more. I can't give you the contract yet, bro. I gotta see a little more. Every five years. It's only five? Never forget this. Never forget. Never forget the name of this show, all right? Never forget the name of this show. Never forget the name of this show. I remember this motherfucker was 39 for four years. And then he drops a book and he's like, as a 43-year-old man, I'm like, word? When did you turn 40? I did it a big for my 40th, man. Say what? I did it a big for my 40th. I know, but on the podcast, you've been 39 for a long time. We had the dinner and shit. This is a good question. This is from New Breed. Did your fiancé decide they wanted a Big Booty Latina or any bottle? No, man, it's a BBL. It's a fucking sandwich. It's a biscuit bagel lettuce. It's all carbs. What is it? Brazilian butler. I'm thinking about the porn. Yeah, BBL, Big Booty Latina. That's what that is? Big Booty White Girl. What is BBW? What is BBW? Big Beautiful Woman. Oh, Big Beautiful Woman. Are anybody altering surgery? Are you supporting or talking them out of it? It's a good question. It all depends. What does it all depend on? If my girl wants a BBL, am I going to... Is that just a butt? No butt. But if you had a couple of kids and you needed kids, I need your confidence high for me. Yeah, exactly. I want you feeling good about yourself. But you're not just going to get your whole body done and all that type of stuff. No, no. But if you don't feel good about yourself, you're not going to treat me right. And there's going to be so much more pressure on me to make you feel good about yourself. Yes, and it's hard. I got a lot. Who's lying? Not me. Me neither. I got a lot less. If I buy you a booty, I got a lot less. I don't know about the booty. How crazy is the booty to get? I don't know. I don't know. The only thing the booty can do is get fatter, bro. What? The booty could be bad? Wait, what's the deal? Hold on, tell us, tell us. What's up with the booty, man? What could booties do? It looks saggy. If you didn't have an ass already, it's going to look even more crazy. You think it's going to sag down? But how can you fix that? Fat transfer. Take the fat that you don't want. Throw it in the place that you do want it. I think this is fine. We have to embrace modern technology. Do we have glasses when your eyes don't look good? Yeah. Your eyes get a little worse as you get older. You've got some glasses, right? If you can't see, you wear glasses. Exactly, but you can see fine and then as you got older, your shit fucked up a little bit, but you want to keep seeing like you used to. Okay, boom. Same thing with surgery. Your titties is a little blurry. Let's sharpen them up. I'm wrong for this or no. Here's my thing. My only thing with any of this stuff is it's safe. You know what I'm saying? Respect. If my woman feels like she wants to do a little nipping tuck to do some maintenance, I'm not... That's her choice. I need your confidence. All right, baby. Yeah, that's her choice. I just wanted to be safe. That's it. I'm not tripping. I just wanted to be safe. That's it. In those six months you're recovering, I got to be at home and take care of you and all that type of stuff. Okay, here's the good one. Here's the good one. Which one you talking about? Danny B 6491 or somebody else? A Dump 91. If you had to change races besides the one you currently are, what race would you change to? I wouldn't. What would I change to? I really wouldn't. That's the right answer. If you had to... I changed to a billionaire. Come on. It's a white. It's black billionaires. The last billionaires that were actually put out were all black. But you have to change the races. That's what I'm saying. But the races, if you had to change races... That's a race. A billionaire is a race, bro. Kind of is, but not. The race. So which one would it be? I don't want to be any other race. You never want to just try out being Asian or something like that? No. Try out being white. Just try it out. Never. I mean, when I got pulled over, I said if I was white, this shit wouldn't have happened. But if I could turn white for what I could pull through by the cops, and I could turn back... That's just super bad. If you walk into a story, you could turn white. You could turn into white men. Just white men. You have to be white. Just walk into it. Boom. White. White is when the cops pull me over. And as soon as they leave, I could turn right back black. You know. My meat ain't gonna change in nothing. What? I don't want that pink shit. No. You got to have white meat. So you're saying you prefer chocolate meat? No. Is that your preference? You prefer chocolate cocks or what? Or me, yes. You don't have to say mine. Mine. You want your cock to be chocolate. Fair enough. Go, Charlotte. What do you think? Oh, this is a good one. Martyr. This is all Reddit, by the way. We on Reddit's thread. This is still Reddit, right? I think now we're on IG. Let's go back to Reddit, man. Let's... I like... I fuck with Reddit. I like... Reddit had more than this. I saw a whole thread. Oh, no, no. Go back, go back, go back, go back. What's that one right there? Ooh, question. This is from Ariel Blaze. Question. You woke up tomorrow in a parallel universe where you never became successful famous and you are also making minimum wage. You think that you could take that circumstance and recreate your new life to be equally successful. Knowing everything that I know? I'll be a monster. But dude, the years go back, why does God be the same age? Well, here's the thing that's so interesting about that question. We didn't know what we knew when we first started. We just knew that we had some type of burning desire in us to do more. You know what I mean? Can't be mediocre. I had to go more. I need more. Even right now, I'm thinking bigger than I thought earlier this morning. That's right. And we worked... I worked mad minimum wage jobs. I worked at Taco Bell for Christ's sake. You know what I'm saying? I worked at a flower garden. I was going to start in line. I worked at a warehouse called Industrial Acoustics. Acoustics. I worked at a demo in the mall. I was at Walmart. If you woke up tomorrow, your age right now and your minimum wage. We don't know nothing about this? Do you think you can get to where you are right now? At my age right now? At your age right now. I don't know. I don't even know if I would want to do the same thing that... When you get to a certain age, you're stuck in your way, so wherever it got you, right where you at, right there, is probably what got you stuck in your way. I'll be honest with you. I think I... I think I could. But I also have... Play the lottery. I also have like a... I would have a unique advantage in that nobody would know who I was, but I had hours and hours of stand-up material that was far more advanced than a time that I'd be doing stand-up. So I'd be a guy who just works on like, you know, at a truck stop or something like that, making minimum wage. And the first time I went on stage, I'd have all these jokes that I was already doing in my past life that nobody knew about. So I just get to walk out there being a 13, 14-year comic, right? Starting day one. So people are going to lose their minds. Do we have our same talents? Do we know? Everything you know, you take into it. So I'm just going into open mics. Wow, motherfuckers. People are starting to go, oh, shit, this guy's kind of nice with it. And I know all the game that I knew from before. 100%. Yeah, I mean, it's a great question because I mean, at 43, there's so much stuff that I cared about when I first came into the game at 18, 19, that I don't give a fuck about now. You know what I mean? So my path would probably be totally different. I'll be doing, I'll be like, I really would probably just be out here trying to help people heal to be totally honest with you. Yeah, but they ain't going to listen to your broadcast. You know what I'm saying? No influence or nothing. That's what I'm saying. I would probably never get to this point. You need to fix yourself. But you know what's so crazy? That's why everything counts. The only reason people are listening to me now when I talk about therapy or I talk about healing is because people are like, yeah, that motherfucker was fucked up. You know what I'm saying? He was a wild boy. You know what I mean? So when you see the growth, when you see the evolution, yeah, you're more inclined to... So y'all need to be inclined with me when I'm telling you that I'm being faithful? But we believe it. What else we got, Alex? More Ask an Idiot from the Brown Life question for Andrew. Are you having Charles as one of your groomsmen in your wedding? I'm not having groomsmen. Yeah, I don't think so. You just going to walk down by yourself? We're doing a very small ceremony. Ceremonies to me are the most boring part of the wedding. So it's going to be like five minutes to the ceremony. It's a party, bro. When is it quick? That's the beauty of it. Just have it be a party. Sometimes you go to these ceremonies and it's like, I understand there's these religious components and back in the day, there's nothing to do, so you might as well have people there all day, but we're not going to be there three hours fucking doing this shit. Let's eat, let's drink, let's do some drugs. That's what it's about. That's fucking fun. Everybody let loose. Man, all his money. You know what I mean? Like no kids around. Like everybody just have fun and enjoy. So yeah. So yeah, I'm not doing a gruesome thing, because also it's like, I'll be honest, at this point in my life, I have very few friends that are not close friends. I get it. You don't want to hurt nobody's feelings. It's not even hurt feelings. It's like if you there, if you there, like I love you and I care about you. So it's like back in the day, when you have free time, you're spending all this time with your friends, right? When you're young. So like it really divides up who are your close close friends. And then you get in your 30s and it's like you got family, you got a girl, you have work family. The last time I got to go out to dinner with all my boys, maybe if I could go out to dinner with all my boys once every two months, I'd be lucky. So it's like the people that are here are the people that I love and all them pretty much know each other. And yeah, I just want you all to enjoy yourselves and have fun, man. It's going to be great. I want to do mine like a David Buster's or something like something already like partied out and already done. Yeah, we don't need you planning the wedding way. I'm just saying, it's so easy. It's already planned. It's already like a party scene. Anybody want to have fun? Yeah. And the only thing we got to do is show up. Yeah, exactly. They got food. That's it. Have good food. Quick ceremony. Chucky cheese. And then good music. That's very important. You need good music. Good DJ. Okay. Let me see. No. Oh, I like this. Fair call 7 432. Okay. For Charlotte. For Charlotte and Andrew, tell us the story about how you knew that you guys were destined to work with each other. Same question for Charlotte about wax. Ooh, go. You want to answer that one? How did we know we were destined to work with each other? I just always thought Andrew was funny as fuck. And you know, me and Andrew and Duvall used to have like just very interesting conversations, you know, via the phone or text message or anything else. He's just sitting around, you know, at MTV too. So it's like, it just made sense. Yeah. Like we were having these phone calls early on. I remember the first time I saw guy code and I thought you were really good in it. And I didn't know who you were. I didn't know about Barface Club. I didn't know about you as like a radio guy. I had no clue who you were. And I just watched the episode and I was like, oh, this guy's funny because they were trying to tell me about like the show. They wanted me on the show and they're like, hey, watch this. This will give a sense of what it is. And then I just thought you were really funny. And I was like, all right, boom. Let's see what else is going on. And then we would just hang out and we would always have these like really funny conversations and everybody was being like really honest and it was cool to be, you know, just honest with one another and say the shit that we thought was maybe not politically correct, but we were comfortable enough to say it. Back then it wasn't even politically incorrect. It was just regular. Yeah. And we were just wild boys, but it was really cool. I don't know. Like three of us just kind of took a liking to one another. And then, yeah, I guess we would have these like long spirited combos on the phone. And I think when Chris Moreau asked you, he was like, you know, you really want to do a podcast with. I was one of those people. And then it was pretty easy. There's only out of two people. Yeah. I didn't know if you had time to do it. Yeah. So those people were just like, it was so quick, man. It was really, it was really easy. Like easy. I think within the first few episodes, a brilliant idiot. So it was like, oh yeah, this is something cool. It's something special. Wax. I mean, me and Wax, that's just, that's just family. Yeah. It's like shows is my family. How do you know each other? I don't even understand that. My guy, my cousin, they call him Shaolin. He from Raway. He told me to go check. Our guy, Louie, who was from Raway. I think I've met you before that. No, it was then because he told me to go holla at Louie. Because Louie was new in town. And Louie was living with Wax and my guy Dre. Right. Huh? John, you was managing Ren and Stimpy. John and Mittens. John and Mittens. Yeah. And you should call them. I'm not managing them. Shut up, man. This guy's so crazy. Nah, I met John and all them after that. No way. Because Louie wasn't living with me then. You know, when I first got there, I met you. It was all the same, yeah. I know that. Yeah, for sure. He was managing. He was managing. I was not managing them. I'm lying, man. I was like, man, this guy. He definitely was managing them. When I say real Ren and Stimpy, like real Ren and Stimpy, I had to put Doodle in a shoe because it dig a lie so much, man. I couldn't take the lies. It was like too much. And then one time I had to put a Doodle in the shoe because he just kept lying. And one time he put me in a lie. And I was like, I had to say I was there. And he was fucking lying. And I hated that shit. I said, I'm never being around him again. I got to do something so he's not going to like me. And I don't want to beat him up. So I put Doodle in his shoe. Okay. Tell me about Charlotte as a manager. I was not managing them. These two guys used to want to rap. And you managed them. And so I did A&R for a record label called Never So Deep Records. Louie's my family, Never So Deep Records. My man, DJ Bless, Dr. Robert Evans. So I had them in the studio trying to get them to rap. What was their names? I don't even remember. Come on, man. Johnny Cam and Flip Mittens. Johnny Cam and Flip Mittens. That was their name, man. And were they good? We're in a stippy, man. Were they good at rapping? They were good humans. They still good. I haven't seen Mittens in a long time. Johnny Cam was a good person. All the time he's crazy. They both were good dudes. Wax was terrorizing that boy for no reason. No, come on. It wasn't for no reason. He kept lying. About what? Everything. You was his cousin. You're not his cousin? You told me that. You was his cousin. And you managed him. Whoa. To flip mittens. That wasn't the case. Okay. What else we got, man? Hold on. Let's paste some bills real quick. 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Head to squaredspace.com slash idiot for a free trial. And when you're ready to launch, use the offer code idiot to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain at squaredspace.com slash idiot with offer code idiot for 10% off your first purchase. What else we got, Alex? Nothing already. Let's do a couple more asking idiots when we get the fuck up out of here. Ooh, OG Queen of USA. Charlotte, do you see the Breakfast Club continuing until you are old? Or do you guys want to walk away from the show while you are still on top? Andrew, do you plan on continuing your brand of comedy? Or will you change topics once you get older? Are branching to TV and movies and stop stand up? You go first. I mean, it depends what you call old. I'm old now. You know what I'm saying? I definitely don't plan to be the 60-something-year-old radio personality. Or the 50-something-year-old radio personality. You know what I mean? So this could be your last contract. I don't know. I mean, I don't know what God has planned. You know what I mean? But I just know that I'm executing on a lot of different things. I'm doing everything that I love to do. That's all I'm asking. You know, the Black Effect Podcast Network, you know, it's creating a platform for other voices to be heard. And, you know, that's something that I've always wanted to do. The Black Privilege, you know, book imprint, you know, Tamika Mallory, State of Emergency, how to win in the country we built. That's out there at Bestseller. Anita Kopak, Shallow Waters. You know, that's out there and it's doing very well. There's a lot more other titles to come. You know, me and Kevin Hart, we got SbH Productions at Audible. We're doing the same thing, you know, providing, you know, Black creatives with a voice. We got a lot of dope audio scripting content coming from that. You know, I got the talk show starting on Comedy Central. You know, September 17th, the God's honest truth. So, I mean, there's just a lot going on. I'm just blessed. I'm taking everything one day at a time. I mean, I do have a five-year plan, you know, but I have a five-year plan for myself, not necessarily for, you know, what I'm going to be doing. I know what I want to be doing in the next five years. You want to share with us? No. Okay. You know what I'm saying? Absolutely not. But I think we're all doing pretty okay out here in these streets. Yeah. And why are you acting like you're not in TV and movies now? I haven't been doing much TV or film. You just had a Netflix show in South America last year. Ah, I thought they meant like acting. I think that's what they're talking about. It was just within the Whitney Cummins movie. Yeah, acting just sucks. You don't like it? No, it's boring. But I'll do a movie. I'll like write a movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I want to do. No, we're definitely doing it. Yeah, so it's like, I think of that in the future. Will my comedy change? No, because your comedy is who you are. Will the topics change? Yeah, the things that I care about will change. Your comedy will change. The comedy will grow. I don't think the comedy changes. Like if you look at comics, like, you know, they get older. Like Chris Rock was older. Dave Chappelle's older. Like all the legends are older. Same person. Because it's who you are. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I give what you're saying. But the things you talk about. Are different. Are different because those are things you care more about. Like going to perform at a college right now, like, I don't care about none of this shit, y'all fucking 19-year-olds care about, you know? If the check is right, I might. But outside of that, it's not my, like, desired group. But as far as, like, TV and film, it would have to be something that I have my hands on, that I'm creating, that I'm writing, that I'm orchestrating. Like, just going to be in a movie or TV. If I have time, I would do it. But, like, there's a lot of offers that I get to be in TV and film now, and I just don't do it, because I just don't have the time. They can't leave for a month. They go, yeah, we're shooting this for a month. What am I supposed to do? Are you going to pay me to not tour for a month? To not do podcasts for a month? Like, to not do all the things that make me a good amount of money? Like, you got to pay me for that and more for me to put a stop to all that. Because if you stop to do a movie, Alex still got to get paid. Mark still got to get paid. Everybody got to get paid. Everybody still got to get paid. You still got a team to take care of. Yeah. Not to mention, like, I care more about the fans than the movie. Like, I want to feed the fans. Like, I want to give the people who supported us and do everything for us, like, the opportunity to come, you know, and continue to see that content. Like, there are people who've been waiting a year for us to go, two years, five years for us to go to their city to do a show. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like... But the right film role helps your brand equity. Because it makes you a bigger star. You know what I mean? Doing film, even though it doesn't necessarily, like, translate into ticket sales. Like, in my business... You don't think so? It's like, I know a lot of people who, like, you think that they would sell a lot of tickets but can't. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's, like, really a handful of us that can, like, sell tickets. There's really... It's very few. Yeah. And... But there's a lot of people with tons of exposure. You just don't need to leave your house when they come to your town. By the way, that's a great point that you just made. There's people that's probably booming at the box office. Film-wise. Can't sell tickets. But can't sell a ticket. They can't... That goes back to the conversation I was having about YouTube and audio. I'm a YouTube guy. I sell tickets. It's two different spaces. Yeah, but I'm a YouTube... I sell tickets. You know what I mean? So it's like... What doesn't necessarily is being on TV or being in film or these types of things. Like, so it's like... YouTube and podcast. So tickets. Yeah, YouTube and podcast. Like, for me, people know me more from stand-up than they know me from anything else. Right? Because my stand-up numbers are bigger than my podcast. That's good. I'll be honest. I'm very rare in that most of the people in my generation are known as podcasters. And then they find their stand-up through podcasting. And that initially happened with me. And then my stand-up fucking exploded. And a lot of people find my podcast, or the podcast I do, our podcast, through the stand-up, right? It's most like... Most people know you from radio back in the day. And then they found our podcast. That's right. Because it was something else that you did. That's right. So it's like... So for me going out and doing these shows, I'm very fortunate that people are like, I want to be part of that experience. I want to have it. What being on Netflix does is validates you. Like, it's way easier to talk to brands or it's way easier to talk to the mayor of Miami when you're like, oh, he just had a Netflix special. Then he posts clips on YouTube. So it's a nice little piece of thing that for the average person's mind goes, ah, he's a professional at this. But in terms of changing and selling more tickets, nothing does that besides connection with the people. And that's what I care about. When I see fucking Tyler, the creator talking his shit on... I forget whose show it was. Was it Flexit Show or something? No, that was... He was on Hot 97. I don't know whose show it was. But when I see him talking his shit and I'm like, yes, I love what you're doing. Still here. Shit on these motherfuckers. Because they think that because they're on Billboard Magazine or they're on Variety or these things, what they're doing is more validated. At the end of the day, is like, do people leave their house to see you perform? That's right. Because a lot of motherfuckers, they're not leaving the house. RL, can you sell product? Can you sell product? You know what I'm saying? That's another thing Tyler and the creator of them do. They sell a lot of merchandise. Can you sell product? Can you make other people successful? You know what I mean? Can you make people listen to somebody else? Can you make people purchase something? You know what I mean? Just because it's your voice. There's a lot of levels to this shit. There's levels. But I do hear what you're saying, which is if you're in a movie, all of a sudden it validates you as an entertainer or if you're on TV or if you're in these traditional platforms. Dependent on the role. Yeah, yeah. Dependent on the role. But just being in it alone is like, ah, this person's a real celebrity now. And I experienced that with Netflix. And I thought it was, and I thought it was great, especially for that branding wise, but the difference between just being on something and like actually connecting with people, having people care about what you say, like people want to come out and experience shit with you, that's nothing compared to that. Like 100%. There's no way I'd trade doing podcasts or doing stand-up or posting stand-up clips for being in a movie once a year. There's no way in health. No way. I mean, could you make more money doing everything else? If they were going to pay me the money, it's like it's not going to translate to what I love, which is like filling up them fucking theaters for people, man. Like I said, if it's the right role, if it was a vehicle starring Andrew Schultz and it's a smash, you're out of here. You know what I mean? Like whatever you're doing now is multiplied times a hundred. It's just got to be the right role. You know what I mean? That's all. That's it. That's it. Let's end on this one. This is from Glittering Neat 8063. She wants to know, will Wax eat his favorite cake? What's your favorite cake, Wax? I like Red Velvet. Yeah, I guess. It was some apple pie and ice cream. Would you eat the lettuce? Would you eat the apple pie from your favorite bakery if it's shaped like a dick? Why? Like say it's shaped like a dick and the ice cream is at the tip of the dick. Vanilla ice cream. Yup. Would you eat it? Nothing but calories over here. Yeah, but sometimes you need some calories, bro. Hmm. And also, does the dick shape make it taste more delicious for some reason? Like, is there something about the shape of it? Have you ever eaten a banana? I ate a banana before, but I make sure I chop it up and throw it in the air one time or something like that. Like this. Crack. Squeeze it. Throw it in the air. Make sure. Like this. Like that. I'm like, this is the banana. Just make sure. What are you playing with the dick? You just tossing it around. No, I'm popping it in the half. Okay. Okay. See, everybody else go like this with it. I think it's like taking some like pulls off. You like to circumcise it first. Yeah, that's what I don't want nobody to think nothing like that or even bumping they do. I'm just not doing it. I feel it about for myself. I just crack in the half and squeeze it, you know. Damn, don't threaten nobody with a good time out here, Wax. Damn. Hey, who want this shit cracked? Okay. All right. All right. As always. You won't just eat a banana regular? For what? Have you ever like, instead of eating a banana, just like suck the skin off of it? I would love to see how you eat a banana. I don't want to see it, but I want to be like, I don't know. I'm weird the way I eat banana. What I'll do is I face it up and I just go like that nonstop until it's gone. Make that into a gift. Got him. Got him. Good job. Yo, you need that. Who's Wax, bro? Got your back. Listen, as always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart. You think we're intelligent. You're absolutely right. No, I did that wrong. As always, if you listen to this podcast, if you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant, you're absolutely right. But if you listen to this podcast, you think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit, you're right too. It's the Brilliant Idiots podcast. Thank you for listening. Peace.