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How to Use Fancy Abyss Blue LED Touch Screen Watch with Snake Skin Band

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Published on Oct 15, 2010

http://www.ankaka.com/Wholesale-led-w...

Introducing The Abyss, a minimalist Tron blue and white Japanese inspired LED watch from the last syllable of recorded time which gives its wearer the ability to gaze into the abyss and thereby come face to face with the true nature of his or her own being. What's more, The Abyss allows you to experience reality in four dimensions as The Tralfamadorians do and as a result have total access to past, present, and future; and be able to perceive any point in time at will.

You mean this watch really tells the time? Yes. Even though The Abyss embodies Eye of Sauron style and Nietzschean design with its miasmic blue oyster cult numerals swirling about not a void, but loneliness, like millions of Protoss warrior-priests from Starcraft III battling Beelzebub's black winged minions, this Japanese LED watch does in fact tell the time and does so really efficiently too!

Instead of pressing buttons like other LED watches, The Abyss relays temporal information with a tap of the screen - YES, The Abyss is a touchscreen Japanese LED watch (In some star systems such technology is banned under the Temporal Proliferation Treaty of 3012. Please check with your Federation Council before purchasing). The Abyss stays broodingly dark like Conradian Darkness Heart until you tap its crystal surface upon which the screen explodes with blue and white LED pixies like a thousand baby Bruce Springsteens dancing in the dark against a thousand Billy Idols dancing with themselves in a River Dance to the Death! To adjust the time, keep your finger on The Abyss' crystal surface for a few seconds to enter hour and minute change mode.


Highlights...
• Touchscreen LED Watch!
• Uber Cool All-Black Design
• Hour and Minute Information
• Soft Leather Strap
• Normally sells for around USD200!
• Order from us and get it in a few days instead of a few weeks!


Notes from Ankaka Customer Service
• How do I change the time on this watch?
Press your finger to the screen and wait a few seconds. After displaying the time, the watch will go blank and the current hourly setting will blink. Upon confirming the correct hour, you will be allowed to change the minute settings as well.
• What type of batteries does this watch use?
This Japanese LED watch uses a single CR2016 watch battery. Other names this type of battery goes by are button cell, silver button cell, or coin cell batteries.
• How long will the batteries last?
The batteries should last longer than with a normal watch since time and date information is only displayed when you want.
• Is this a Tokyo Flash watch?
No, it is better because it costs almost 1/5th the price of a Tokyo Flash watch and is also backed by Ankaka's famous 12 month warranty.
• You mentioned that this watch is perfect for Banned Diggers, Farmville Champions, Rednecks, Socialites, Hippies, Hipsters, Hip Replacement Hipsters, WWF Fans, Vegans, Freegans, Fans of Sara and Teegan, anyone who has watched Matrix 3 more than 10 times (all two of you), anyone who knows the complete lyrics to Na Na Hey Hey by Bananarama. What if I don't belong to one of these groups?
This watch is also perfect for you if you're a Youth Pastor, a fan of Louis Pasteur, a TV Evangelist, a fan of Evangelion, a gangster, a prankster, a wankster, a hacker, a cracker, a slacker, a Get Backer, and anyone who thinks the best Simpson's episode ever was the one where Grandma Simpson makes her first appearance!


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