 I'm the comic weekly man the jolly comic weekly man and I'm here to read the funnies to you happy boys and hones yes boys and girls it's comic weekly time and here I come right into your house to bring a little fun and happiness right out of the pages of pop the comic weekly straight into your living room your friend the comic weekly man the jolly comic weekly man haha miss honey how are you today I'll answer your riddle if you'll ask it to me oh that's easy you when you're asleep oh and what is the real answer a big as a pen but it can't write now I'll ask you something what famous American has a birthday in the 22nd of February yes his first name is George yes his last name is Washington well how did you get you have a wonderful memory pop the comic weekly very well I will adjust a moment but before I do let's listen to this nice man now here we go with pop the comic weekly and on the first page hop along Cassidy very well my lady six guns blazing as he thunders along give us music for hop along hoppy and some of the men from the Stebbins ranch succeeded in outwitting Calico and her men in a gunfight in sulfur city but then things took a turn and began to look bad for them all of a sudden the party of horsemen led by California and lucky we've seen the sulfur city throwing Calico's men into panic a short battle ensues and in no time at all Calico's gang are rounded up by the men from the bar 20 ranch first picture second row California asks hey where's hoppy Jeff and one of the men from the Stebbins ranch you've been fighting alongside of hoppy earlier says by jingery must have gone after the ringleader of these alhoots lucky says well come on we're all enough what's left up meanwhile inside the sulfur city hotel hoppy has found a secret door behind the desk leading down to the basement starts down saying she's got to be here someplace this could explain slowly hoppy descends the stairs gun in hand he finds a secret tunnel the advances cautiously along saying seems to lead directly beneath the street you find some other stairs at the end of this passageway leading up slowly hoppy climbs the steps you find the trap door which he carefully pushes up last picture the road it's a heavy trap he has to use both hands he comes up into a large store room and is confronted by Calico gun in hand he tell him to drop his gun hoppy has no alternative he finds himself in a large barn like room filled with stacks of supplies and Calico's prisoner first picture bottom row Calico tells him that by the time his friends find his body she'll be gone with enough gold from these dummy feed bags to last a forever that she doesn't need bullwhip with the silver fox or two henchmen any longer at this moment silver fox who is down in the same room comes around the sacs grabs a wrist saying leave me to die will you as they struggle for the gun they back into the pile of sacks of gold hoppy yells look out but it's too late and they're completely buried Calico and silver fox and they're crushed beneath the weight of the gold at this moment sagebrush comes in the door last picture and says hey if all I heard something crash where's Calico hoppy replies buried under the spoils she stole there's enough of it here to rebuild sulfur city into the decent community you folks have always wanted sage brush it was certainly lucky for happy that those bags fell over just when they did yes saved hoppy but wasn't it awful I just goes to prove sometimes that if all you think about his money and yourself can do you know good even when you think you do have it yes it's better to be unselfish and share it like giving the bigger half of apples to your friend it's a very wonderful far yes it is now oh is Prince diet next like he was last week well let's turn over the page and see yes there he is on page three and he's come to the most interesting place and I want to find out more about it very well then let's read Prince valiant in the days of King Arthur heck at Breckett gray Malkin and Quince music romantic for a fair fair Prince high in the Alps Prince Val and his companions take shelter in a monastery from here they hope to find a pass over the mountains for all other roads to roam are blocked by enemies the monastery is a fortress for this is the fifth century and from the east in the north the pagan hordes come wave upon wave like a tide that sweeps all Europe and even to Africa but even so brave men leave the safety of its walls to teach Christianity in a turbulent world last picture top row we see one of these friars as he goes out from the castle to go into the world and preach the word of God to the people first picture next row we see a scholar working among his holy books it is such men as these who live in this monastery Val in the picture in the middle of the page goes to the abbot who is the head of the monastery and tells him of his mission to Rome and asks his insistence the Abbott listens to his story and readily agrees to help Val last picture the row he calls for a guide to show Val the pass over the mountains the guide comes in and Val goes with him to prepare for the journey as the two walk along slowly the guide tells Val the way is long and perilous you will need special clothing and equipment first picture bottom row he takes Val to the workshop and there the guide has Val fitted with warm clothes and he says only by using these garments of quilted chamois skin can you survive the bitter cold alas you and your friends will need our entire supply when Val realizes that he's going to use up the entire supply of chamois skins which are much like a deer skin he says to the guide well tell me where I may find these chamois and I'll bring back a new supply of skin maybe so and next week maybe we'll go on one of these hunting trips with Val yes well now let's go over the page oh there's a bra rabbit yes Uncle Remus and the stales of bra rabbit and that I'll read right away say the magic words with me hippity hoppy make it a habit to give us music for old bra rabbit uncle remus says when bra rabbit gets their spring fever he tries mighty hard to keep it yes this is the day when bra rabbit has spring fever and he's lying under a tree on the hill carrying on a conversation with little old bro Junebug who was buzzing around in front of him bra rabbit says where Junebug folk don't give you credit to being his smile as you is and little old bro Junebug he says use it and at this moment rare fox the club in hand tiptoes up behind bra rabbit he knocks bra rabbit out and as bra rabbit lies there unconscious bra fox picks him up by the ears saying I was gonna put this rabbit where he ain't never gonna see no more spring time lot of time later last picture top row bra rabbit comes to he sits up and looks around and he knows he's in a place where he didn't come before and he knows he's in the place he didn't come by himself so he says it worries I it will happen a little old bra Junebug who is buzzing around tells bear rabbit you is lost you is in the swamp take off your shirt and unravels and screen in I'll get you out so bra rabbit takes off his shirt unravels a piece of string from and first picture bottom row bro Junebug says now just tie it under my leg and then you hold on to this and bra rabbit says and you leads me out a little while later out of the swamp bro Junebug says here we is brerabbit safe and sound brerabbit replied bro Junebug you is a friend for keeps and brerabbit puts on his shirt picks up a club then goes off in search of brer Fox and he finds brer Fox lying under the same old tree that brerabbit was lying under and brer Fox is saying to himself and brerabbit tiptoes up behind and knocks brer Fox out last picture as brer Fox lies in the ground knocked out wearing a very aching head brerabbit leans back against the tree overcome the spring fever again and he says awesome brer Junebug folks sure don't give you credit of being as smart as you is and brer Junebug says you visit and uncle Rima says friendship is strong even when it's hanging by a tree you business you know what it certain is so just pick up the first page of the second section of fuck the comic weekly and here we go with Dagwin and Blondie Ramaphore and a thumb Zim Zim zombie conjure music for Dagwin and Blondie Dagwood is lying on the sofa taking a nap Blondie tells him dad would shame on you napping when there are so many things to be done around here that would reply I'm always tired Blondie holds up a bottle of pills I bought some of these vitamin pills that Mrs. McNock recommended and I want you to take some and she goes out of the room last picture top row Dagwood saunas out into the kitchen says Blondie's right I sleep too much I'll try some of these pills first picture next row he says well here goes and he pours half the bottle of pills down his throat a few minutes later mop and pale in hand Dagwood comes down the hallway full of zip saying oh boy these pills are a lot of a dynamite I feel them working already last picture the row of the neighbor C Dagwood busily polishing the windows Herb Woodley says I word bombs that get all the pep ball of a sudden another neighbor says first picture next row Dagwood is plastering the ceiling an hour later he's mopping the floor last picture the row is down in the basement building a platform under the wash tub first picture bottom row he's upstairs again and he holds up the bottle of pills to Blondie and says these pills are wonderful I'm a ball of fire and he leaps in the air and kicks his heels together and he dances around the kitchen happy as can be Blondie looks at the pill bottle and then she suddenly exclaims these aren't vitamins they're the main cure for the dog and Dagwood goes at the thought that he's eaten dog food he falls to the floor in a faint and last picture the row Blondie's on the phone saying to the dog doctor very well I will in just a minute but first here's that nice man again with something interesting to say now here we go again with puck the comic weekly and on the first page of the second section at the bottom Roy Rogers King of the Cowboys magic words for the music please very well my lady I yippie oh now here we go with Roy and trigger I yippie oh Roy's on his way to Saddle but he saw a driver lashing his horses unmercifully galloping along in the road below him Roy quickly overtook the wagon and stopped the driver and found it was Jay Lucian Dangerfield owner of the Wild West Circus whom Roy had met sometime before as Roy asked Dangerfield what was his big hurry a convict poked a gun out from under a blanket where he was hiding getting the drop on Roy and he ordered Roy to give him his clothes first picture today he says hurry up with a Dutch cowboy I want to get rid of this prison suit Roy starts to take off his neck a chief saying I'm doing the best I can Dangerfield and Dangerfield says he got Roy I'm sorry to involve you in his predicament this Convict commented my vehicle as the convict looks at Dangerfield just for a second Roy whips his hat into the convict's face right leaps at him saying your gun hands rusty from your spell and jail handles give me the rifle you might hurt somebody and a minute later Roy has the gun away from him quickly he hands the gun to Dangerfield while he ties the convict sound behind him he says a sheriff of Saddle but will be plum happy to get his hands on you Baldwin Dangerfield exclaims my job Roy we've captured the villain all the publicity will assure a sellout from my Wild West show opens in town last picture top row Roy makes Baldwin get on the wagon as Baldwin sits in the seat his arms tied behind him he smiles well no jail can hold me long I'll square accounts with you to if it's a last thing I do right that in your hat Dangerfield still holding the gun exclaims silence while it's what I'll plug you I can see myself now before the audience giving a hair raising a count suddenly Baldwin gives the horses a kick yelling yeah oh yeah watch out he snapped in the team quickly Roy lips in the saddle after him triggered he can't handle those horses with his hands tied they get up south to the runaway team as the runaway horses come around the bend on the edge of the cliff the wagon catches on a huge rock the trace of snap the wagon runs wild careening over the edge and rolls down the mountain side pitching ball the last picture Roy rains in trigger exclaiming he hasn't a chance trigger you'll be busted to bits make the horses run away when he was tied up like that yes but desperate men try desperate action well this one certainly did you think he was killed well that's something we'll find out next week oh I certainly hope that when he was thrown out of the wagon that he didn't fall in a tree or something and had the ropes busted and then have him get away because then he would come after Roy and try to kill him well that's something else we'll find out next week but I have a funny feeling we haven't heard the last of handles Baldwin these adventures are so exciting mm-hmm well now shall we see what's on the next page oh yes and I hope Slash and Dale had escaped from the dragon's cave when the wizards tried to kill them yes they'd escape by way of the underground river which took their raft straight to the place where the river channel supplies power to the wizards machinery and then they unlocked the grading that kept the logs and things from going in and busting up the machinery then they lifted the grading up on top above the door leading to the engine chamber and waited and sure enough logs did go in and the engines didn't work or something because the wizard needs helpers came out of the door and I'm so anxious to see if flash drops that great big grade on let's find out right now with flash Gordon regga regga dune dunes has come a tash let's have music for heroic flash as the wizard and his troubleshooters pour out of the tunnel flash hurls down the heavy grating like a giant net he shouts to Fino grab their tools we can use them as weapons as the heavy grating pins the man to the ground beating that last picture top row with a roar of rage the wizard leaps for the tunnel to lock the escape door but flash is too quick for him the duel is short and fierce are you there flash knocks the wizard out then having defeated him and his followers flash puts on the wizard's robe saying come on Dale Sunni into the tunnel quickly this is just the first step towards freedom first picture bottom row they hurry into the tunnel barring the door behind them against the suit flash leads the way deeper into the unknown perils of this underground kingdom the tunnel ends in another locked door flash says let's try the wizard staff as a key the door magically slides open to reveal the well-guarded heart of the wizard's underworld empire flash boldly steps forward risking everything on his crude disguise flash is the wizard I hope so yes but but the wizard was wearing a beard I know flash is really taking a great big risk well next week we'll find out more about this but now I think it's time for Dick's adventures is that on the last page again this week how did you guess nice and you guessed right last week dick woke up remember this week I hope he starts another dream as exciting as the last one let's find out now so here we go with Dick's adventures on the last page and say the magic words with me a really goody pack is that let's have music for eventually stick dick sister and he are talking about early days of American history they're talking about Lafayette a Frenchman who came from France to help George Washington at a time when Washington needed much help dick sister tells him she knows that Lafayette was the most dramatic figure in American history rich handsome and noble suddenly she looks up and finds dick has fallen asleep dick is already dreaming last picture top row we are with dick in his dream he's on a ship and an officer in a French army uniform is striding toward him first picture next row the officer says are you not the American boy with your mr. Benjamin Franklin in Paris I've sent two teachers the English speaking I am bad on the card and dick who still remembers his history learned in the year 1950 and who never expects himself to be meeting such a famous man gasps oh yes sir and the Baron leads dick to the cabin opens the door and as he closes at last picture top row dick how bow stiffly and says Marquis de Lafayette but the Marquis waits for no ceremony he springs from his chair and greets dick effusively with astonishment dick sees that Lafayette is scarcely 20 years old as hardly time for English lessons because they're nearing the American coast and soon will land Lafayette makes dick's task easy because he desires to learn only one phrase and this he finally learned so well that he has no difficulty saying it he repeats it again first picture bottom row proudly holding his sword in hand general Washington I come to fight for American freedom oil France wishes you well as the vessel nears the American coast the excitement grows intense fortunately no british gunboats are in sight a landing is made in the South Carolina shore and quickly the men head inland to make their way to join Washington who is still far away finally weeks later with dick is their guide last picture Lafayette Baron de Calbe and their companions reach independence hall in philadelphia but here a shock awaits them they are stopped by an armed guard as they seek entry to the hall where the famous continental congress meets where it seems a sentry doesn't know who they are oh that's easy you can see who dick is he's been there before yes but only his dreams and Lafayette is a stranger to that man uh huh well you better be here next week oh i will yes he certainly is i just love him in that three-cornered hat i like the sword better i like the hat well that front corner is interesting well now look underneath dick's adventure oh rusty because last week rusty who had trailed squire bogs and captain clune trapped them below the deck of the old schooner huh yes just the way they had trapped dick first and yes and just in the nick of time taxid mr kilgar came along the path and flipped led them right to where rusty was sitting on the old schooner man kilgar investigated and found some mysterious cylinders that captain clune and squire bogs it stored away in the cabin of the old schooner and then he came and told rusty that rusty had caught the smugglers and and text was so surprised and so was rusty yes let's find out what happens now very well here we go with rusty riley gallop and run till the road is dusty give us music for his horse and rusty kilgar makes his astonishing statement rusty explains well what do you mean the case is solved mr kilgar what you find down there in a cabin mr kilgar replies well those cylinders are hermetically sealed and contain silks from one thing maybe a lot of other stuff then they remove the hatch cover kilgar calls down and come on up bogs you too clune you're under arrest for violation of the united states customs regulations rusty says here they come squire bogs and clune face him last picture top row kilgar says well you too will you come along quietly or must i call a coast guardsman and put handcuffs on you squire bogs he claims well look here sir i'm not accustomed to this sort of indignity i'll see to it that you'll answer for this high-handed outrage and captain clune snorts you've been listening to some crazy made-up yarn from that darn young sir first picture bottom row kilgar says all right you can explain your outraged innocence to a federal court but if you're smart you'll make a clean breast of the whole thing get going a little later at the miles house mr kilgar is talking to mr miles sorry we had to disturb you mr miles but i have to see mr bogs nephew anthony also i'm expecting a call from the coast guard mr miles he was amazed at the story he's heard and proud of rusty's work and solving the mystery of the smugglers responds oh think nothing of it mr kilgar but don't tell me that the children's teacher is a criminal at that moment the phone rings mr kilgar answers hello yes it's kilgar you have all good work i'll just keep them under guard until morning that was smart work he hangs up the phone last picture mr kilgar tells mr miles well this case is rapidly being wrapped up that was the coast guard they have a boat and crew that were working with bogs and clune at this moment anthony mr bogs nephew comes in mr miles says well here's anthony mr kilgar he doesn't seem to know what this is all about he's with rusty he's such a hero just imagine a little boy solving that great big case yes now bet texas might be proud of him say do you think that anthony's telling a fib when he says he doesn't know what this is all about i'm not sure but maybe we'll find out more about him next week but before i go here's that fellow with some more interesting information well honey and all your boys and girls i gotta go now all right mr county weekly man but i'll be waiting for you next week okay that's a date and a date with all your boys and girls be sure to meet me with our little friend miss honey next week when i read pop the comic weekly for i'm the comic weekly man the jolly comic weekly man i'll be back to read the funnies to you happy boys and honey don't forget boys and girls see you all next week your friend the comic weekly man the jolly comic weekly man