 Okay, I'm here, as long as my head really is so... Uh, Yu-Gi-Oh reference? Yu-Gi-Oh? Gotta catch them all? Do what? Don't you know your children's collectors' shows? Stuff? I do. Y'all remember Duel Masters? I like that game. I kind of- I enjoy Duel Masters. I remember Exodia. But the anime was super fucking gay. Exodia, the big thing you have to put together with multiple pieces is so cool. You have to collect body parts, which definitely will not help to convince parents of children that this is a demonic game. No, no, no mom. When I put all the five body parts of Exodia together in my hand, I win the game. Is that common for Demancy? Do you collect parts and construct them into creatures? Yeah. What's the last demon you think you can think of where they constructed parts together to make a demon? Castlevania, maybe? Massivek 2? Have demons in Mass Effect 2? But when you say demon, do you mean just like any big evil, spooky creature or do you mean- I guess I'm looking for more of a religious bent. I don't know. All right. Well, welcome to 303 Dalmatians. Get it? Because you're going to spend three. There's like a- there'll be 101. Oh my god. There'll be 101 animated ones, 101 live action ones, and then 101 probably CGI ones, because that's how time progresses. 101 CGI ones. That must have been really tough. I can't remember like anything except, from the 90s one, except Glyn Close was in it. He was. And she goes, whoof, whoof. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. I remember the little game developer, uh, like subplot with the little game tester kid. That's that's primarily what I remember. Rags, do you want to go first? What's your experience with 101 Dalmatians? One more than 100. Oh man. It was one of the VHS tapes that I would watch often when I was a wee little one. It was in our collection of all the VHSs, and so I would, I would watch 101 Dalmatians every once in a while. And I've seen it a fair number of times. I have not seen the 90s one, and I have not seen Cruella. All right, well, you know what, metal, what about you? You watch films. Pretty sure I watched it as a child a long, long time ago. And I don't remember anything about it. Really? I don't have a lot to say. Okay. I don't remember anything about it. So there you go. I'll say that growing up Thunderbolt was one of my, one of my heroes growing up. He was, he was, he was an inspiration to me. He helped to make me the pooch I am today. Aw. Well, me, I just remember watching the old one at some point, and then I remember seeing it over and over and over and over again in the piracy ads on before lots of different VHS videos. It would compare. It wouldn't download a Dalmatian. Well, it was before those ones. It was the early, early ones where it would show the same clip from the movie, but one of them would be all like scratchy and shitty and the audio would be all poopy and it'd be like, this is what you get with piracy. You don't want that. You want the big, awesome one. So buy it. The Disney video collection. But don't be tempted to buy a cheap illegal pirate copy or you might just hear about it from your children. Mom, it's no good. The picture's all funny. I can't hear it. For the best in quality entertainment, people looked at Disney. We're going to prove that wrong today, ironically. What a weird way to try to get people to stop doing piracy. It's like, they're not even good quality. Trust me. And you're like, no, no, I can tell. I've seen movies. Yeah, I just remember seeing the original and being like that was neat and then the like, what a strange idea to make it live action and then that's an actress and she's playing this cartoon villain that's like wants to kill dogs. That's going to be interesting to rewatch because I have no idea what to expect from that actually in terms of just like what kind of movie it is at this point. I just remember its existence, I guess. And then you got the sequel to that one, which we mentioned a little bit earlier. I just remember they were like, we need to make a sequel for money. And so they were like, because she ends up in an asylum at the end of the first one, I think, or at least captured because she's evil and then they, they're like, we made her like dogs so she's cured. And then I hear this Cruella thing happening and it's like, woohoo, we're getting the, we're getting the treatment. It fits in with the rest of them. We've got it for Lion King, Aladdin, getting one for fucking Little Mermaid. Hey, Melissa McCarthy, Ursula is going to be funny. So I'm super excited to see the new imagining. I've heard really good things all over Twitter. Everybody's just praising the movie for its very bold retelling of a story that people know a lot. A little retelling. Life is pain. I think CJ and Cosmonaut and several others were like, I predicted what was going to be the thing. Someone DM me saying, I knew it. They were going to do a little pretty short. What are the e-fabs we were talking about? We, we memed that Dalmatians are going to be responsible for killing your family or something because I feel like that's the joke everyone would make. That is the joke. And yeah. Well, not saying anything, you know, just, you know, someday. John Dalmatians. I saw the animated 60s original good movie. I didn't see the sequel. I like Glenn close in that role. So I'm looking forward to seeing that. Cruella as well. I like Emma Stone, but she's one of those actresses like Jennifer Lawrence where she gets cast in a lot of roles that are like older. It seems, it's got like a ridiculously high audience review score. Cruella apparently. So as we know, every remotely likeable character and everything should have their own film. That always works. So. Well, this is that weird trend that Maleficent has started, right? I don't care how you kill the little beast but do it. Sad story. Villain was misunderstood all along. She still want to skin dogs and wear them. Do you remember the names of the fairies from Sleeping Beauty? Bissell Whip and Bissell Whip. They have that similar significant beat of the fairies. Because the creepy lady with the Poison Apple or whatever, I was like, we're going to get a movie for her. Upcoming Peter Pan and Wendy, the little mermaid, Pinocchio, Snow White, Robin Hood, fucking Howard. They actually going to do Robin Hood with like the oxes and stuff. They have no limits. It'll be Zootopia 2, Electric Boogaloo. I mean, I guess it might be, yeah. Also for those who have been waiting, it's Flora, Fana, and Maryweather. You get it at home. You get 10 pooch points that you can use. You can keep them or you can redeem them. There are several people. At participating locations. In the premiere chat, there's a static that they've got 10 pooch points right now. Yeah, that's why I slot pooch points. There's not a lot, so each individual pooch point is worth a whole lot. Joel, you talked about how excited you were for the 2021, right? I like the cast in it. I'm just, I don't really know what they're doing with it. So I'm very, I'm curious. I'm apprehensive. About her being cast for an older role, they are, it is like a prequel movie, right? Like it's going to be her when she was younger. We're going to learn. Oh, yeah. So, oh. Jay Longbone. How you doing? What's up? What was with the Dalmatians? Hello there. We were the kind of family that collected those like really bulky shark, like the ones with the really obnoxious cases. The big ones, the low white cases. So naturally, yeah, Jesus Christ. And so naturally we did have 101 Dalmatians. Of course, it was up in my top 10 favorite Disney films. I haven't seen it in years though, but I have seen the 1996 version just recently. And oh, it still holds up. Still pretty great. We're, because after you made that noise, I would have thought that you would have said something different than instead of it's great. No, because Glenn Close is just so good that, wow, you're just a psychopath. Like, wow, it really stirs you a little bit. It's pretty good. It should be fun to see like the original and then what the 90s interpreted it as and then what 2021 interpreted that as almost it's like a jump, jump, jump. Oh, Cruella. We're in for a treat with that piece of shit. Yay, Indigo Gaming. How you doing, Dalmatians? Good. Thank you for having me on again. I saw the original 1960s animated version quite a few times on VHS as a kid. I really enjoyed it, like the little puppies, the little characters I'd courted off in, you know, my toes are frozen, my nose is frozen, things like that. Eventually, yeah, I saw the live action remake with Jeff, what's his name and everything like that. Jeff Colton, that'd be a much better version. A few times, pretty, pretty familiar with it. I'm sure the CGI sequences are going to be terrible because, you know, 90s CGI doesn't usually just hold up very well. Never saw the sequel. I heard it was a bit goofy, like kind of turned Cruella into like, it just seemed a lot more cartoony, live action cartoony. But I've been following the new version since it was announced with a eagerly waiting and how they're going to turn a puppy murderer into an empathetic character. Slay puppies queen, you know. Interesting choice. What do you court of it? Yeah. And Fringy, last but not least, of course. What do you think about Dalmatians? I haven't watched the original in a long time. That was one of them, yeah, VHS kind of memories. I don't remember much about it at all. So I'm kind of excited to rewatch it. As for the rest of them, I'm pretty sure I've seen the 1996 one. I'm sure I've seen it, but I don't remember anything about it. And Cruella, I'm cynical about all of these remakes and prequels. I want them to stop, but they won't, because they keep making so much money. It's only a matter of time until they come for even more of the cherished, important ones. Oh, yes. They already got Lion King, man, Lion King is down again. They already got Lion King in Aladdin. Yeah. What are these cool about? This is like the 60s. I'm probably going to get a big sense of it's going to be really charming and impressive for the animation. I'm going to be like, oh, look at this. Look at this work. Then the 90s one is probably going to be really experimental and weird, but there's going to be a heart there. It's the 90s. Yeah. And I'll be like, oh, you know what? Yeah. You know what? Thumbs up kind of. And then the new one is going to be sludge. It's going to be good old fashioned crappy sludge. I'm going to be like, oh. Sludge that looks good, because they had a lot of money to spend. Yeah, I'm sure there's going to be cool shots and great CGI. And I'm sure the performances will be fine, or if not potentially good, but just with really shitty material. Yeah. You know, who knows? Anything could happen. We all could agree that the 60s vision is terrible and the 2021 one is excellent. That could happen. Yeah, it's not logically impossible. It's not impossible, but it will probably be bad. All right, then. Here we go. Oh, geez. Oh, okay. Right in it. What is this? Snyder cut. Oh, yeah. I remember I liked the credit. So the the the yeah. Well, a lot of the credits for the original Disney animated movies were really cool. Yeah. This was back when they had extended credits at the beginning of the movie. I'm already, like, excited to watch the drawing. Oh, my God, it's the one's Dalmatians. Yeah, they yeah, they're drawn. That's yeah. Yeah, it's drawn. That's nice. I tried to look for this movie recently, and I didn't realize that they spelled it 101 Dalmatians and not 101, 101 Dalmatians. I think you're wearing a save time printing. Like, where the fuck is it? I think you can find it with both names. I found it with 101, but I've seen it be talked about and shared as the full, like, written out number, and I was just like, damn. The music it's got this jazzy sort of Reminds me of Monsters Inc. Kind of, yeah. That's another way that I've been watching a long time. Oh, I'd like to rewatch Monsters Inc. So good. Yeah. That's something else they can ruin. I'll stop. Well, they're doing a they're doing a spin-off TV show on Disney Plus called Monsters at Work. So don't worry, they're coming for us. Well, the funny thing was that Monsters University, I remember being like, you know what, not, not the worst, not the worst thing ever. No, it wasn't all full of us. It was all right. I miss the creative opening sequences. Like, here we got the Dalmatian spots with turning to music notes, you know, and crediting the the composer. That's like really creative, you know. This, I feel like this was the beginning of an era where it was like you get your creative to splurge all over the screen. That's what the idea is. Yeah, yeah. That era died. Yeah, it did. It's gone. I also noticed that over the years, opening credits have become less and less vogue. Like, you know, usually just have a cold open. Maybe a couple, couple were, you know, couple credits after some sort of reveal, but you don't usually get like the five minute like Superman 1970s, you know, kind of. Yeah, um, I don't know, I'm watching, um, Godzilla 2014. I remember there was an intro sequence after a scene and I was like, oh my God, it feels ages to see one of these. Yeah. People don't do it much anymore. I think a lot of people see it as like a waste of time and it's like, well, it's tone setting. You can get a lot of information going by while you're giving credit to whoever made it. You know. Yeah. I've noticed it's still a thing for like the first chunk of the end credits for a bunch of movies. Yeah. They'll have a little Yeah. Like, yeah. So they just like send the end credits to Yeah, you're right. Who knows after effects and they just like do a crazy animation. That's usually pretty. And they're usually really cool. Yeah. Like the modern ones will be really cool. But they do it because like Wally had that as well, right? Do a lot of the Pixar movies have that? Wally. I think, yeah, a lot of them because remember the the Incredibles had a really cool like end credits part. Also. Oh, it's so beautiful. I don't think we've watched. So to say, look at this. It's a storybook. Yeah. I don't think we've watched something this old on even movies ever. There's 1961. Yeah. I didn't, I wasn't aware of how old this is. Neither was I when you're a kid, you just assume everything is like all the time. These kinds of movies, they are timeless. You can release this today and it would still be awesome. Oh, it's so beautiful. So much detail. It's 30 years before I was born. It's insane. Yeah. It was plain to see that my old pet needed someone. That same. But if it were left out to Roger, he was married to his work. Look at this messy ass background. It's just so real. Yeah. It also just frames him so well too. You just clear around him, but it's messy around. So you get the idea that he's untidy bachelor, but also makes the action clear. Dublin, 1940 call. Cheethick. I like how Pongo is literally cruising for chicks right now. Yeah. That's Lady Dimitres. I just love the dogs of the people like. Yeah. Yeah. This bitch. I can't read. It's so expressive. Yeah. Beautiful creature on four legs. Well, she's very lovely too. It was almost too good. Oh, this is so wholesome. It was like, I want a girlfriend. And I want one for my guy too. I don't do it. Yeah, that would do it. All right, Pongo. All right, boy. I'm wondering if that means something. Pongo. Pongo is Spanish for I put. A genus of anthropoid apes comprising the orangutans. Suddenly I spotted them. It was a perfect. It's spotted. I planted right. No, no. That's one settled on the grass and puff his pipe. And that'd be it. We have lung cancer 20 years. Roger, you really must stop smoking. I know what would happen. I know what would happen. Roger wasn't the same ever since the war. You sly dog. At first I had no particular plan. Roger seems like he's 70 years old. It's not clothes, Roger. It's an accessory. No. Oh, God. Then you vanish. Oh, my. Oh, how risque. I'm so hot. The water affects me. Oh, geez. This is getting very risque. Dear me. Oh, it's a new hat. I'm terribly sorry. Pongo, you ruffian. Pongo, you absolute piece of shit. What are you doing? That's actually funny. Mind, look at the size of your handkerchief. So. It's not the size of your handkerchief. It's how dry it is. Yes. Pongo knows how to get ladies wet. Mm-hmm. It does, yeah. Of any species. Yes. Turns out this was like two hours later. On the way home that day. Isn't it great sitting here by the window? After all, dogs were having puppies long before our time. What does that mean? That means people have been having sex for ages. Chill out. So I was talking about Flora Fauna and Mary Weather. She reminds me a lot. Yeah. I was about to say, like, she looks like Fauna. Pistol whip, right? Which Fauna? Pistol whip. Yeah. She is imprinted into my head of what I imagine maids from this era look like. It might have been this film that did it. I don't know. Now remember these songs. It's bouncing down the stairs. The animation. Yeah. And then the lyrics. I was thinking the lyrics would be... I'm kind of getting depressed now because, like, we don't get these movies anymore. You can just watch their faces and you get all the information. Ah, here she comes. Oh, boy. Oh, that car. That's a beautiful view. It makes me think. I wonder if Mr. Bids' car was inspired by Corella Deville because that's similar to just different colors, I think. He wore vests, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You stole them from us. He's a phone. Call somebody who cares. Everything! Yeah, now it's coming back. I remember this. Oh, you brute. It's the 16th. Jesus Christ. She's like a spider waiting for the kill as she's in the... It's like a spider web, the panes of glass. She's like, hang on, we're doing this song about how evil you are. That's just the granny. The granny's done. Oh, my God. Oh, look at the smoke. Even her smoke is... It's evil. It's all green. It's just like, legalize it. Legalize it. The reference, everyone. This is the woman we're getting a sympathetic story for. She's like a skeleton wearing this massive... Yeah. That fucking ice cream cone titties. Look at this. Yeah. The finder does not approve of these shenanigans. Dogs can see evil a mile away. And I feel like I can't even think about the long... I don't even know what they're called when you have a cigarette on the long sticky pipe thingy. What are those? Oh, I'm not sure what the name is, but I've always associated them with evil female characters. Yeah. Cruella is... I guess they're called cigarette holders. It's not very creative. Well, welcome to my world when I learned about pocket squares. No. Oh, what an evil bitch. Shit. No, look, it all makes sense in time you learn. She had a tough shoulder though, right? Even her fucking lighter is like a dragon, if you didn't notice. Yeah, I love the way they do the smoke. I've got to run, darling. Yeah. Now let me know if there's any... Shit. It's her ashes in the tea. What a asshole. I'm going to take it to promise. We just want to take a shit in our fridge while you're here. Jesus, woman. Is it like the facing tea in England, like a high crime? Oh, it should be. Anybody who puts a cigarette out in a dessert, that's how you know they're a bad villain. Roger just vibing. All I'm going to say is just look at the size that guy's nose. Just think about that. Just let that sink in for a bit. He's well endowed. Probably why they got married so fast. Just like, oh my god, look at the size of your nose. You know, I bet that if we went into Cruella's office, there'd be Nazi memorabilia and stuff. And at the end of the film, when Cruella dies, she turns to Ash, and the only thing left is like a little Nazi logo. Nazi logo. I'm not sure I've ever had anybody call a swastika. Yeah, when she chooses the wrong grail because she's so vain. When she touches a holy object, she tends to ask. She bans. I really need a first person shooter based in the Cruella universe called Wolfenstein. The Cruella universe, the CCU. Oh, Chris. I just like the idea that Pongo really has to watch Roger sing about how awful Cruella was. You just feel the cancer at this point. At least it's not green. Oh, no. Wait a minute. That's not the name of the film. Eleven. Oh my god, Perdita, stop. God. It was a funny joke at first, but now it's getting out of hand. It's like a mortal to the netherworld down there. Think of the college tuition. But the bosom of Gandalf's old to be into its face. It's like Guild Wars 2, and you're reviving someone. You just rub them. Maybe if I just rub this burrito. That's pretty. They walk in like, Roger, what the fuck are you doing? It does seem really weird. Look, Pongo. Oh, no, it has Down syndrome. Anita! Fifteen. We still have fifteen. Is just as good as new. What does that mean? Can you imagine what he is? Just give us new. Oh my god, he is just as good as new. Oh, bold. Oh my god. How did you open our fucking door, bitch? Who let the fucking crazy witch in? Yeah, just a standard approach to character design where it's like nice people of rounded features, evil people of shop features. Who noses like tilted up and then the skeletal face. Look at eyebrow. Her drawing here is looser than normal. She's not as defined in this. Yeah, see, now her art's a lot more for that one scene. She was just a bit more sketchy. I mean, she's always sketchy, but she's got spots. Yeah, I'm a Dalmatian. I'll stab you with my chin. She did. She did, though. You understand? You're not getting one, not one. Why you hearted man. She moves the vibe out of the way to get closer. Do what you like with them. Drown them. That's not my preference, Cruella. She's like, what do you do with pets? Drown them? Like, I don't know. Drown them? Yeah, she's a weird, strange, lovecraftian alien. He's like, things are alive. You kill them, yes. All right, you ain't paying for those dogs, but you paying for that window, bitch. You can see a bit like, it was like that when I got here. That's why I came in to let you know your window was broken. Every single one of them. That's great, go away. Oh my gosh. I hope I won't have any more. Y'all are going to have to form a queue. The Dalmatians watching TV is like a embedded memory in my head of like cozy. I like how they all talk except for that oney and only bark. It's like, I never learned how to speak. Yeah. Well, he was the one they thought was dead at the beginning. He was slower. Never learned to talk. Oh my god, it's gizzard. Patch, where did you ever hear such talk? Certainly not from your mother. You're ruining it. In the Simpsons snow ball, we're getting up there. Get that guy out of the way. Isn't that cute? He thinks he's one of the model zinc. Get that cat out of the way. That reference is fucking great. Oh, chubby, chubby pup. She's a fucking fat one. Fat ass. Oh, dear. He shot Poetsunder. He missed. All right, kids. Suffer's ready. Well, so what's that episode? See, I don't know about Thunderbolt's plan here. Really? He's got a parachute. All right, I'll tackle him, and then we'll plunge into the river below. Thunderbolt, it go down. No, it don't. Oh my god, he's trying to find him. Yeah, do it. Go down. Uh-oh. Oh, shit. You too? You can kidnap criminals, be bulletproof, and plunge into water as far below. You need canine punches. I remember this tune. Yeah. It's quite an earworm. Not to be confused with a tapeworm. Oh, there's the other shoe. One of the shoes was beneath the key, and now this one is halfway underneath the chair. And even in the back, you don't see him anymore on houses, but you can see his little metal pipes for gas and stuff. It's in the old buildings. Oh, you killed me. My life. My skull. Just then I snapped that universe. Yeah. Uh-oh. So our horse and Jasper here, are they the inspiration for the home alone baddies? It could be. I mean, I think of an earlier. Oh, me and Jasper. You held that hand. Oh, man. You bigger nails. That's how you know they're evil. That's like a Spongebob cutaway, just so grotesque. Their noses are frotting. I hear that car is evil. What? But OK. I'm going to spin legs. Oh, spindly. They do animate the puppies really adorably. Oh, my goodness. Everyone's evil. But get your gun. Get your gun. Open the door so I can lower my shoulders. Act your company. I don't care what parliament realm or whatever it is says. Yeah. You tell them, Granny. 1776 show. Commence again. Push harder. Oh, my goodness. Why does everyone keep doing this to me? They're not just like the people who are enjoying how evil they are. Yeah. At this point, I would call the police. I wouldn't stay here if you asked me to. All right. Legalize it. Not only a thief. I'm a master troll. The OG troll. Burn Doris, man. She's going to become a punisher. Now we know which three are her favorites. What is it what I do? I love the music. But like you think God was dead or something. She even posed her photo. From home. Tori's admit it puts us in the red. Like every single article is about the puppy stealing. Tunted maybe killers. Next. Why is your phone evil? Put the phone to the paper. Good Lord Hitchhick Boats. When I was young, I thought that was insult calling someone an impist. And then I realized, oh, what's the spoon for? I have a memory of that. If you use one of those phones, they're so annoying. It hurts really, really don't use. We need you to write a song about rage shadow legends. What does she want? Is she calling to confess? Where's me Cruella? Just in case you find them all dead. A piece going. Roger, you seriously have a smoking problem. Thank God we haven't had a baby yet and they didn't steal that. Cruella's like, yes, human skin. It's really in this year. Is there any hope he's like, we could have more? I just don't know if I could take another 15 dogs to squeeze them. I mean, oh, this is the Avengers assemble scene, isn't it? But with box. He's stricken with grief. What is he saying? What a freak. Oh my God. It's the first gay couple on our business. Yeah, yeah. I just really don't know what his actual yap dogs are. Oh, he can escape. He doesn't want to. It's a it's a big dangerous world out there. For him, the bars represent safety, comfort, solace, security. What they call Scott of God? Oh my God. Sound like a cat. Is this the dog from Lady in the Tramp? Yep. Tim Breed, right? This is the Scottish dog, isn't it? She's still painting. Still painting. Weird monkey ass looking. Monkey ass looking. Oh, oh, my art in quotations. No one did a Twilight Bart for us. Why didn't she just steal those dogs or buy them even? She could have bought those dogs. Yeah, you think? Yeah, you think, right? Oh, XXX. Oh my God. There's a porn theater. Oh my God. That's true. She wants donations specifically. Can I crunch it? Can I crunch it? Yes. Yes. You just need to shut the fuck up. You don't be quiet. There's going to be more missing dogs around here. You just hear a gunshot in between all those barracks. It's like, oh, fuck. That's what I thought. They're all summoning the god of dogs. Dogmanship. This doesn't concern you. Million times you know the dog. I'm fluent in the dog secrets. It's time for you to die. His voice fits the dog very well. Yeah. Never mind the goose could fly over, but, you know, I've got to bark. Maybe she's grounded. Yeah, it's true. She could be clipped, actually. It's like old Tauja. Marking signal. It's an alert. Report to the colonel at once. Yes, sir. Righto, sir. Right away. You disturbed my slumber. Who has awakened me? I think he did one of the voices of the elephants in the Jungle Book. I can't remember that. I'm going off memory. Because the elephant also had the military disposition and he had the little riding crop thing. That almost feels like a dead archetype. Like you're not going to have the grizzled veteran guy. Yeah, the old grizzled veteran British man guy. Yeah. And they had it in the Mary Poppins on the roof. They had the guys on the... Holding the ear up. Holding the ear up. The old boy you'd say. One yip and a woof. Two yips, sir. What's the word, Colonel? It's from London. The important thing is having it in London. Ooh, you're mean. Three fives of 13. That's 15, sir. 15, of course, 15. Why did they bark? They could just speak English. They're not shouting that well, you know? Why don't they just yell? Fifteen pappos of slime. Why can't they just have to be bare? Now, two bucks and a woof. Three bucks and a woof, you idiot. That horse doesn't know what's up. It's just like, huh? Oh, it's dog shit. This horse is like, I'm stuck here with these two freaks. It dies. Right, your casual. Puppies, sir. I heard puppy barking over at Hill Hall. Hill Hall? The Ville Place. Oh, it's so evil. Oh, look at it. Oh my god, they're already burning the puppies. Off to weapon land. Please stand. Bye. What do you mean by that? It's like the equivalent of listening to, uh, you know, the transmissions of World War One or something. It's literally like Morse code. No, it's funny joke, but please wait. They say the old place is haunted or bewitched or some such fiddle-faddle. They say that it was haunted until Cruella moved in and scared all the demons away. She's a hero, you say? She walked in and said, I woman, hear me roar. I never went just left. Naturally. You scope out the place. If you die, no one would care. You're a cat. We don't like your find around here. It's like, whoa, okay. Oh, balls. Geez. Wow. Fucking uncharted. You just have to picture those just bloodstains and the statues of Satan. Of corpses. He called him Rover and spotty just because he has no idea. The literal slurs. Oh my god. This is the literal puppy concentration camp. They have names and colors. Dog. Cow. Get the fuck down. Yeah. Cuphead totally. Yeah. Remember that boss? That was a terrible boss. No one. What? No, it was. It was tough. I think I remember. Yeah, it's hard, but it was great. That is a risky way to drink. I'm pretty sure that Disney has a rule where I can't have any smoking. I think drinking's okay, but not smoking. There's a lot of smoking in this. This was the before times. The before times, yeah. Before the empire. Were you allowed to eat sandwiches? No, no, no, no. You'll never see him consume the sandwich or you'll never see it. I always thought the sandwich looked really, really delicious. Like it was just like juicy and tons of food in it. The fat one. You stole the fat one. A man cannot live on bread alone, Jasper. Why would you do that? Dick. I was going to eat the bread, dude. Like you didn't have to do that. Do you put cake into the bread? Oh my God. Oh, Jesus. What's the point of the socks if you're whole? Oh. Lodge Ben. Lodge. Oh yes, Lodge Ben. I like, I really like in this movie, it really, it subtly sets up who the villains are. It's really a morally gray movie. Yeah, it really is. I just feel really bad for Corella. She probably had a really rough history. Who knows what Dalmatians did to her family? It's a really strong motivation. I like how the actual city has gotten really dark and gray and moody since the puppies got missing. It's like, yeah. She could literally be eating them right now. This is basically the inspiration for Lord of the Rings here. Corella de Vil inspiring the ringwraiths? Okay, look. The cast, we have so much tips over explodes and they're like, What? Smoke billows in the room. puppies are gonna be full grown by the time they get there. Oh, shall they solve this problem? You could go around or else we'll die. I imagine that water would be incredibly cold. Oh yeah. Pongo you fuck. Oh. Oh, great. Did they make it? He's listening for the death rattle. I think I got it wrong here. Wale Bart says, Pongo and Perdita were found frozen to death on the side of the river. Oh no. She drives so recklessly. No, she drives evilly. That's true for you. Haven't seen a wreck a single time. Hey, let's make the sympathetic origin story for cruel devil who lives in hell hall. They might even argue this film's propaganda. Okay, it's not giving the whole truth about Cruella. Are you gonna say that they're gonna try and retroactively make a bunch of old stuff that was great? Really shitty? They will never have that power. They can only try. God. Good fucking God. Oh, Jesus. I want you to kill those beasts like they did something bad to me when I was young many years ago. Nice. Oh my God. Oh my God. Jesus. It's Cruella. Jesus. I'll be back first thing in the morning. Do you witness death? I probably killed five of the puppets already. Just take them. Oh no. Oh my God. Oh my God. Didn't even try to dodge. Dean. Oh no, the fat one's gonna stop it, isn't it? They're so interestingly shaped. Yeah. Yeah. There's so many alternatively handsome people in Britain. Chaspers like, should we patch up that wall? Nah, we'll eat it later. They're all forming a queue. What's going on? Most British escape ever. He's just like, you know what? I'm okay with being skinned if I get to watch some TV. That's my opinion. You know, honestly, the real crime would be not knowing how the show is. Oh my God. They all escaped except for the morbidly obese one. He went lost because he knew. He was like, I'm not going to be able to get through that. Guys, you go on ahead. You're crushing my organs. All right, time for puppy murder. Murder clock. Oh my God. Oh my God. Jesus Christ. They're tearing legs off. They're gone. How the fuck do we lose 99? That would be so difficult. I really want to kill him, Maurice. No. Well, well. He's got better eyesight than Saryn. I like that he's holding that behind his back. Like, he can't be seen. You just need the dog sounds to be, oh, oh, no. Oh my God. Hey, that's derogatory. Oh, oh, no. This thing is holding a giant key. I can't feel my legs. Looks like the key in Kingdom Hearts, actually. Yeah. Pulling a snitch on us. And after we took care of him all his time, there's gratitude for you. He ain't free. Gratitude for you. You just got to have that one Dalmatian. It's like the fat one is cool. So many problems. I can't believe he came back into this room. Literally the same room. Well, they tried. So they get to Hell Hall and outside on drying racks. There's 99 little tiny pellets. Oh God. Hey, oh my God. They find out, like, that's a different 99 Dalmatians. They're like, oh, thank goodness. Play pongo. None of these spots match ours. Oh, you fool. I'm glad we're taking a comedic interlude in between Puffy and Murder. Well, this is the thing. I think this is when Disney was still fighting his footing. Like, what are we about? Are we chill? Do we like it all to be fun? And, you know, it's like the skidding thing, though, the poisoning and the drowning. It's like, I don't know. No, we're going to make it. Is that a gypsy? France? No jam. Oh God, it's so red. His tabby cat is a fucking hero, but in his life it is, you know, dangerous for all these. Wow. Oh, my God. That's better than the room with me and K.L.J. His eyes bouncing. And now we need to see him where all of the dogs devour the humans. Have you ever been torn to shreds, 99 pieces at a time? You see the silhouette of his arms and legs being torn off? Hi, George. Yeah, hi, Troll. The horrific scurriming. He had a crunchy butt. Oh, my goodness. I'm sure Pong going for these will be fine against those men with weapons. Stop it. You're embarrassing me. Kick him into the fire. Put him in the fire. Do it. Yes. Yes, Troll, you got it. Still door. He just got a vengeance. Oh, my God. Set Jasper on fire, too. He's got it. I've been saying, man, he's got an ass like fire. Oh, Jesus. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Asbestos. And Ian's going to bow his heart. Here's a workout for him. We need the boss battle with Cruella. He broke my butt bone. He crunched my bottom bone. Because the doctor is like, I've got a crunched penis. Did you bring me anything to eat? He almost killed everybody for being fat. Shut up, feta. How did you not notice them before? Yeah. They've just been waiting to be acknowledged in this room. They've been sitting there the whole time. Like, hello. I wonder if that logo on the horse's blanket is a reference to some real organization or some real logo. Probably it's. It's like a coat of arms or something like that. Uh-oh. The cat deserves a medal. The dogs are there. The cat deserves a medal. The cat risked life and limb. Yeah. The cat's the real hero here. It's all in the line of GD, right? It's a dog. Oh, my God. Man, your name sucks. Horse, fuck him up. Horse, fuck him up. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Hey. These guys have three health bars, I think. They have crunchy butts and squishy heads. That's the next rope to fall. You definitely have the boss battle health bars. Is the fat one about to ruin it again? It's the fat one again. It's like, I love all my children, but Jesus Christ. If I had to give one up, it would be you. Wouldn't you want CrossFit when we get home? You little shit. They're underbaffled how he's so fat. They're like, but we always give you the same amount of food. How are you so fat? And then they count them. They're like, wait, there's 98 of you. What? And he's just like, mm-hmm. I get very hungry. They just count. Well, our 15 are here, right? Okay, good. More claw. That's bad. I like how in this movie, they're like, hey, you know, we can't leave tracks. That would, it's like the writers were actually keeping in minds just how the world works. Yeah. Imagine the last two. Imagine that. Oh my God. Look, that's it, Mr. Ville. Your reckless driving is costing us. And we're flow stiff. We're giving up. Invest in some doors on your car, baby. She says the word Christmas and goes. It's to use that word. It's a holy word. And it burns her soul. She's so evil. Well, yeah. They need a moment. Like I'm beginning to question why we work for. Do we get paid or lucky? Oh, lucky. That one, I can't leave them. Geez, he's gonna have an existential crisis. Why even bother? We don't even live that long. What is life? I can't breathe. You're holding me with color. I don't know about your phone go, but I need to take the sweater off. It is. Oh, it's a scorcher out here today. God damn it, Ponga. We walked all the way up this fucking hill. Downhill is not so bad, you know. One of the backs like, oh, I'm in the front now. Oh, how's the against the wind both ways? It's Britain. Maybe it's sideways wind. So it was, you know, just hitting them no matter what. Yeah, yeah. They should look sadder if they're against the wind, I guess. Or so that they could reuse the animation. The music is much more triumphant than their faces. Oh, shut the fuck up. I could really use a steak now. Oh, they're all hungry now. It's not just the fat one. That's when you know it's serious. The fat one is like, really? Come on, I need it. I've been bitching about how fucking hungry I am. It's one dapper dog. Yeah, it was an effective brushing style. Yeah, very effective. Even her headlights make a frown. I smell innocence. I must wear it. And dance for it. They both go to Dinsford. What are our useless crossroads? Would you like to go to Dinsford? Go to Dinsford. Well, for a chance, Dinsford. Dinsford. Little fat one's like, oh, thank god. So hungry. All of you. Oh, jeez. Oh, no. This is the worst thing that could have possibly happened. Even the headlights are frowning. Yeah, weird, huh? Oh my god. This is the sound of the engine. And Jesper and Horace. But somehow we... You see a lot of similarities in Pongo and Roger's expressions? Wow, wearing blackface. So that is, yeah, that is pretty comfortable. I can see why this film is canceled. This transracial shit needs to stop. Wow. Oh my god. It's died in the 60s and it's alive and well today. We're just going to pretend to be another species. Another breed. Another race, dare I say. And look, they're having fun while doing it. The kids are doing it too. Yeah, they're enjoying it. They're not even doing it grudgingly. Like, they don't even know what sin they're committing. The actual Labrador is like, this is, um... It's raw. It's fucked up. Yeah, all right. Well, I guess we've got to save you guys. Okay. Yeah, it's like, well, I mean, all in the line of service, I guess. Oh, look, the Labrador has 101 children. Wow, we admit. Well, we were looking for 101 Dalmatians. So, I guess, uh... Do you suppose they disguise themselves? Yeah, actually, he's ill. She's always painting themselves black. Wow. It's literally described as painting themselves black. I see what I got. She's the Mr. X of this movie. She's like, you've failed me 7,000 fucking times. I'm just like, yeah, well, we're all you've got. Now we're going. Oh, mind them. And watch out for those 101 Labradors over there. Far again, mate. Hey. Far again, mate. You've niche in an outturn. See, they should have made a ramp. He's looking at the bins. Yeah, never know. It's not a trash can. It's a bin, because this isn't written on. Face. Middle gear Dalmatian. It's the tracks of those 101 Labradors. Wow, they did what I wish we could do in Resident Evil 8. They just jumped over some barricades. Yeah, there you go. Wow, she stopped for the dogs. That seems out of character. Maybe it's risky to just run over people's dogs. They might get mad at you. She knows she can get away with those shenanigans over at Rod Rogers Place, but... Goddamn global warming. How did all that white paint get on top of those roofs? Oh, no, it's just cleaning them up completely. Completely clean. Oh, God. I like to think she was considering using a black coat instead of a white coat. Fuck them up, Labrador. All right, those guys are getting wrecked all the time. Long, remove the cake. Dad, dad, dad, dad. He did it. This guy is like, man. This truck is heavy. Oh, no. Woman, if you want the skins knocking me off the cliff won't even help you. This guy, who's probably so... I got knocked. He's like, fast and the furriest. Yes. His whole engine was destroyed. He gets it repaired. This psycho lady is trying to kill him. Wow, is that rotoscoping? I think so. Yeah. It's wild. Oh my God. Dude, she is one of the most quintessential bad guys in history. Oh my God. Nothing drives anyone as hard as puppy murder drives Cruella. That was a Mad Max shot. Oh my God. Oh, man. Holy Jesus. Give me your skin. This Chad here trying to keep it together. He doesn't know. They're fucking dead. Dude, the driver needs to go to the dogs and be like, so what's going on? Please, what was all of that? She's just so sad she didn't get to murder all of those dogs. Just got to go back to strangling rats or something. I just get the impression like, I want a prequel story with her, you know? Yeah. Yeah, we need to make her a sympathetic character. We need to find out her character arc. How she got to be this way? And how did she get to hate puppies so much? And why did she live in like a Satan land? Like, what was that about? And find out. You know, maybe if you carried a piece, then we wouldn't have been robbed. I want to see that adaptation. Like, just go to shotgun. You're getting fucking cold soot all over the goddamn house. Seriously, that's so fucking good. I'll shim off here in the living room, Nana. I'll probably do it outside, like right here. They're cleaning that shit up. I mean, it's a jump now. I don't care. Oh, my God. It's everywhere. Pongel, Fredita, what have you been doing? Look, okay. There was a long jetty. Pong goes like, I've been tearing at it. So keep them. His little house. What keep them? No problem. Keep them. Fuck it. What were they? Whoa. No, no, they're not actually black, Roger. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Oh, my God. You have an eating disorder rolling. Oh, they got the TV one watching the TV. Nice. Oh, that one beneath the chair, the chair is just, oh, man, he's bopping. Shut the fuck up. That's all they're trying to say. What, do you have 101 Dalmatians over there? Oh, my gosh. That's crazy. Wow, look how far this has spread. Holy shit. That's all Disney productive. We did it. Well, that was great. That was really great. I was really happy with that. Yeah. That was great. Yeah, just makes me nice and happy. Yeah. Well, it was neat and cute and fun. Yeah. I think it's good that we started our day on a high note. I'm sure it's only going up from here, right? Well, you know, the next one is different. The 90s Dalmatians movie was like, everyone liked that classic one. Let's do a live-action one because they had a, they did a couple live-actiony things in the 90s, right? Or I can't remember. Yeah, they did Flubber. They also did a remake of the Nutty Professor, which I guess was probably separate. I think they did a Jungle Book live-action in the 90s. I was going to say that felt familiar. I was like, did they do that? I don't know if it was necessarily the Disney remake or if it was just in the Roderick Kipling. It is the remake. Yeah, that was like, wow. Yeah, you're right. Wow, that's crazy. Yeah, that had Jason Scott Lee. I forgot where I know him from. He was in something before then. Sam Neal was in it. I love 90s movies for this. When you watch old ones, you're like, oh my God, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy. He's like, everyone's in it. It's like, this is so cool because you know all of them now or at least better than you did then. But yeah, these were inoffensive. They were all things where people just be like, okay. Yeah, I mean, yeah, sure. It's like an old thing. The new ones have all been consistently frustrating for many different reasons and we're getting to the peak of that. But we take a deviate. We jump into the 90s. An era we're all very familiar with. It was a fun time. Things were better, right? It was a time. Technology wasn't better, but things were better. The content from the 90s, some great movies, TV shows, video games. Well, we talked about it a couple of times now, I think, but like 90s just felt like a crazy time for media, all kinds of things coming out. Some stuff got amazing and then some stuff was like really fucking strange and terrible, but kind of fun, I don't know. Either way, I remember this. I think I was in school when I watched it the first time. I can't remember anymore. But it was just like, it's about dogs. What, school? Yeah, I think so. At least in school as well. I think every once in a while school would be like, we'll put on a movie to shut the kids up. I'm like, fuck it, we're really the government's pain. We're not teaching you shit. This could be fun. He's got real, real old fashioned people and doggos now. We fast forwarded to a world of non-drawings. So let's see how they do, because you know, the animated one, oh, they did pretty well. Yep. Go. I just noticed, by the way, that this. Oh, this logo. This is longer than the classic, and then the newest one is the longest. Why is it that films are getting so long? Yes. Yes. As we know, that's bad. I think you would also need to work it so that they can tell such complex and rich stories. Did the one we just watched not feel like a pretty, like a chunky movie? I think not. It did, even though it was really short. Yeah. It was very tight. It was very tight and rich. I was going to say, it didn't feel short either. Like it felt like a story that was completed. I don't know. Oh my God. All right. Welcome to the 90s. They've nailed that London aesthetic. Yeah. All they had to do was record it. Should have decided to do something gray. Oh, Jesus. Oh, Jesus. Jesus. Animal abuse right off the bat. Jesus. I hope that was a fake clock. I hope it was a fake CGI clock. Wow. Right off the bat. John Shrapnel. This is a pretty cool city, actually. I don't know. Shrapnel. He's such an explosive actor. Actually training dogs to do things. It's great. It's not like that when Harrison Ford movie where they had a real human actor, like act out everything and just CGI. Oh, I remember that. He's been dead. Clearly CGI dog. Yeah. That was really creepy. It does look cringe. I thought it was potentially kind of silly because he constructed these prosthetic front legs in a funny gray suit playing a doll. And it's like, oh, that'll age badly. It's like, no, no, no, it was already bad. Like, it looks awful. I was there for him. He was there for me. Just get a dog. We have those. Well, this is the thing. That's what they're doing right now. And it's pretty neat. Yeah. I really want this dog. Like, this is a great commercial for a dog that does everything for you. Oh, my God. It's the 90s. The technology. A computer. Wow. Can you imagine a computer that types your name to you? Oh, my God. OK. There's a difference between a dog and a butler. This is getting a bit much now. Come on. You can do some of this stuff yourself. One more actress. They didn't give a job at Hollywood. Literally a dog took her job. There probably is something like that. Like the behind the scenes. It's like we combined the bait of the dog to basically have the same thing. I don't recognize Pongo from anything, though. Was this like his was he only like the actor for this? Or was this the point thing? Maybe acting just wasn't the same. He wasn't really about that actor life. Yeah. Just wanted to do other stuff, I guess. This was more of a favor to the director. Maybe you knew what kind of movie this was and who's important. Yeah, I was a friend and, you know, he wanted to give it a shot. And I hear Pongo's acting record was pretty spotty. Damn. Rags probably upset that he didn't say that. That must have been a big decision when they were like, we're going to have them talk. Now that is a bulldog guy. What up? Oh, bro. After seeing Roger from the last one, he's not like in and spindly and everything. A choice, I guess. I thought he Laurie was going to be Roger, which made a lot of sense to me. He would have been a good Roger. It's weird that they chose an American. I don't know. I guess they wanted to make more relatable. Screenplay by John Higgins. Americans are more relatable. Oh my God. Oh, look at those graphics. Psyboy. I think this film was about the dangers of AI, you know. How far are we going? Look at this poor kid. I can imagine this guy is a little baby Mark Brown. He's like, this game's got lots of versatile verbs. This violence in video games needs to stop. That's the criticism. No, I need more titties and murder. It's not hatred that's important to desire to annihilate. Okay. Oh, I was right. We could have nukes. Nukes? We could get the dog catcher a gun. We could give him a crunchy butt. Are we already meeting? Oh, yes. Oh, she's from Illinois. What the fuck is that? I'm trying to work. I thought it was spelled devil like L E at the end, but it's actually just devil. She's got clothes on her gloves. I love it. Yeah. Dr. Bad. Dragging that around on the streets of London. That's brave. She doesn't give a shit. She's got others. Hey, Tim McKinnary. Look at the skeleton on her. Wow. What is this? A Tim Burton movie? This has got some definite Burton vibes. I like this. This is extreme, but it's fun. You see, the one part they managed to maintain when adapting the original was that Corella Deville was kind of an evil bitch. No, right. It'll all make sense. Was she the mom and parent trap? I can't remember. She was in Patriot. That's all I know. Oh, she is. Spot. Yes, she's Dalmatian. Long hair or short? Short? I mean, you could see it. Julie Richardson's room. Wow. What the fuck, dude? Dalmatian's room. Endly HR Geiger shit. Now that's some set design right there. I'll leave it there on the floor for myself later. I thought we liked stripes this year. What kind of sick of a fan are you? I wear stripes right now. So I'm noticing a thing here. Julie Richardson suggested to make a coat out of her dog. And that's what started this whole thing. I saw a photo of a Dalmatian 17 seconds ago. And now we are going to bet everything on spot. Invest in spot. The hair, man. It's like, you know, if you want to sit down. It reminds me like a TV anchor that spends like 10 hours on their hair and it looks awful. And you've done wonderful work in my time. Thank you. Man, that is an uncomfortable-looking chair. Yeah. Why would you do this? I don't know if you've noticed from the way she looks, but it's not about how she feels. It's about what she does aesthetically. She's trying to put up with it if she can get out the right vibes. She's like Apple. It's not about utility. It's the way it looks. No, that's right. Yeah. Work from the great interior designer, Satan. This is why I don't wear clothes. I don't have any prospects. Thank God. Wow. All right. I'll leave them to you. Alonzo. The drawing. The drawing from Anita and hand it to me. Is that difficult? Well, if you would be a little bit clearer, Jesus Christ. Yeah, you just let the drawing. Thank you. It took a lot of waiting for her to take it. Yeah. Just hand it to her. Yeah, she was right there. That's weird. She just wanted to scream at him because she's evil. I would like to make one small change. Can we cover it in the blood of Virgin? We could do this in linen. It would be fair would be inappropriate. But it's my only true love, darling. I live for her. I worship her. I think it should run the floor. Yeah, I'm getting an idea of her motivation. I like the idea that she has a fur shrine in her house. Just a ball of fur. She did not draw that in that time. She did not. No, she did not. She's not good. The evil gives her powers. It would be as if I were wearing your dog. Oh, yeah. Dude, it's like a doctor evil. We're laughing and having a good time, but you think we could actually do that though? Oh, you are cycling slowly. I like it when my dog gets exercise, but not me. It's weird that they didn't give him a red collar and her a blue one. I can. Yeah. Yeah, like Perdita has the red collar. That's strange. I think I found this. I mean, I guess this is kind of, it's like Navy dark, dark blue. Golden eye. God, that's how all this movie is. Game zone. Game zone. Oh my God, look at him. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, run away. He didn't get a 90. Oh my God. Oh, God. That dog wants it, man. Geez. Oh, no. Poor man. He's in a lot of trouble. They're just like perpetually to have a catch up despite going way fast. Listen, dude. Like at this point, you could stop the dog by, you can definitely get off. Oh, whoa. Uh-oh. Blue truck. It's more collateral damage than any steel. It's a little different from the original, you know, but. But I feel like the themes are still intact. Oh, yes. The spirit is here. Oh, that was a crash. Yeah. Oh, geez. How far did you bicycle away? I know, right? Oh my God. Oh my God. Wow. Are we still? I think we're pulling like a few feet closer. That woman could have been cast as the maid. Well, she made that scene. Nice. Okay, Paga, we need to talk. Pongo, I'm actually freezing. Just beats Pongo in front of everyone. Are you mad? No, not mad. Let's go home. Are you mad? No, no, he's close to the door. We are doing a different story this time, clearly. Oh my God. This is a terminator. He's walking over like he's going to start whipping it. Wait, is he? Is he mistaken the dog? Yeah, he did. How could he? How? How? Color is a different color. The dog's different, dude. That sounds like self-defense. That's illegal in Britain. Wow. Wow. Hello, Pongo. Please don't beat me. Loads of shotgun. Let's go home. Stop. Stop it. No. He's really, really going to not give up on that bike, huh? Well, he can't leave it. It's littering. He did leave the kickstand, though. Yeah, well, I think he knew he could get away with that. Fools aren't born, Pongo. Pretty girls make them in their spare time. What? I never understood that line. Is Roger an incel? I'm going to go home and post unfortunate. That's what Pongo's motivations are. He doesn't want to end up like Roger. I'm actually going to go out and meet other dogs. Well, they were married at this point in the classic, so we got to get moving. Do you think the actor had to get insurance for riding that bike? In case he fell off and hurt himself. All right, now it's... I feel like the old days. This is what got Dalmatians banned in the UK. Vicious creatures. Oh my god. This is definitely 90s movie. You couldn't have that today. All of this is done for real. That's why it's like, huh? Somehow the ally of action is more cartoonish than the cartoon was. Yeah. So marriage. So what's your opinion on women? A human incel, too. Can we be incels together? That would be a funny story. They're in love, but they just don't quite realize it, you know? Yeah, or they try to deny it. Somehow this feels faster than the original. It does somehow feel fat. Yeah. But it's not. Yeah. Oh, Jesus. Oh my god. And they were never seen again. Wait, really? We're going to cut away from that? No, no, no. That's symbolic for the fire in their pants. Okey-dokey. We are here to be married before the sight of dog. I mean, God. Dogs have to be at the wedding. The dog goes? Heading down to the dog. The dog goes? So. They had to go to a church and say, hey, can we film here for our dog love scene? They probably would just sold it as a people love scene and then threw the dogs in. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, you're probably right. He's like, oh, but the dog is just a little deep. Oh my goodness. Actually not. No, it's mostly about the dogs. You won't believe how much the barking is here. So I don't even understand in the context of this film how you justify having all of these dogs here. Yeah, why are they? It's the application, but it's the dog's extended family. Like what? Man, I sent dog. Before God knows who has to clean this up the next day. They sent dog representations to the dog marriage, you know? Oh boy. A similar level of evil. Oh, it is Hugh Loris playing a back up. Yeah. Oh, and I know him too. I forget it. Weasley's dad. That's all I know him from. It's amazing how he can do that British accent. Hugh Loris. That's really, wow, it sounds so real. It sounds so jittery. He's ironically like one of the best actors we got right now as well. Yep. Yeah, he's really good. One, do not look at the horrendous scar on his neck. Two, don't talk to him. Understand not a word. Set up. Oh, look at the size of that scar. Excuse me, just a minute. Jeez. My dear, what's your goo doing here? Hey, that's not my goo. Is that off brand? Is that a... It's not mine. I don't know what to tell you. Is this like Zola's goo? It's gringey goo. No, it's not even gringey goo. It's just a knockoff. Oh, no. Gringey foo. How could you do this to me? You wanna read it? Get married. Could you experience some level of fulfillment on this? What are these statues? Falling there. Oh, that's creepy. Thank you. Thank you. Why did I pick a button who has the palsy? Oh, get on with it, you imbecile. I don't know if that was on Pipps or what. Well, yeah. Yeah, I was about to say. Hillary could have been the butler, too. Like, of course, she could have been all the characters. She could have been Pongo. Yeah. Oh, no. Oh, little tiger. From the white eustisms in the beginning. Why would you make a movie to try and make her the good guy? I don't fucking get it. You're judging too much. Maybe she's a completely different person in that. You know? Yeah, and then she's like, you know what? Though dead tigers. Oh, love that. You're the fairest of them all. You are. Jesus Christ. You're so evil. You're such an evil person. She's like, did it suffer? Did it yelp for a pain? Has you killed it? Did you poison it or drown it or beat it? I need to know. There you go. That's the maid, I guess. The tiger head should have had like a horrified look of anguish on its face. Yeah. Yeah, just as far as the terror. The first scene from the classic now, kind of. But updated. You're definitely making a video again. Look at those pre-rendered graphics there. Wow, what is desktop? It's desktop is Dalmatians. Dude, those graphics are like, if that was an actual video game, I would be insane at the time. The graphics. They made a game based on this movie at the same time on Earth, they used the graphics. It's the look every woman gets when she knows she's going to be a mother. Panic. She looked pretty mad. This woman has played so many grandmas. I think she just like changed her legal name to grandma, so people wouldn't be confused. I wouldn't know about being a mother because I'm dry and barren, but I'm happy for everyone else, I suppose. She just kept being a mother and just immediately became a grandmother. Maybe, yeah. How did that happen? Oh, yeah. The miscreas of time. Obstruct, okay. Tom Kinn sounds like a never-made-up man. Oh, no. The frowning headlights aren't really here. I'm upset. Not really, yeah. They should have just gotten a texture and drawn a frown on them. With, like, a marker. I brought your house idea. Here's the green gases coming out of this smoking. I'm going to go do it. I wonder if in her head all she sees when there's animals is their dead flesh being, like, puppeteered by strings? I think so, yeah. Probably. That's a more disrespecting in your own house like that. I'm going to fucking kick her out. What are those things that she's got there? Oh, those are gas canisters. She's ripped off the chain and then the gas comes out and then the animals just keep shaking and skin them. Those horrible noisy things that children play with on their televisions. Someone designs them. What a senseless thing to do with your life. She's a video game with kids. Racism. She's going to have a baby. Will there be 99? You can't be serious. You know how difficult it is to skin a baby? Do all of your gloves have claws? Oh, my God. Puppies. Oh, I shouldn't be saying. Wow, the ash. Damn it. There's no way to speed up time with the magic spell. I can sacrifice children's blood. God bless. I guess it's just a product of the dogs being actual dogs and they don't have that weird 90s like mouth opens and they speak effect. That's bizarre. But you definitely can feel that the dogs are not characters. They want to be. But yeah. Yeah. They do quite a lot for live action without being creepy. But they're doing it about as much as they can because they're real dogs. Yeah. Maybe it's because they put so much focus on the humans that the dogs take second stage. Clearly when making it live action they had to make that choice. Are we going to have them talk? That was a very big meaning. That was a big creative round table they had. Do you guys remember Cats vs Dogs? That movie? Yes, I do. Oh boy. It was funny. I meant to mention earlier because you brought Jeff Goldblum. He's like the dad in that, right? A scientist man or something. That's a movie we should watch. The cats were evil, which is, you know, that's how it should be. Which is appropriate. I remember the little hardcore kitten is like, you know, he's like a Russian secret agent or something like that. I work hard. Bring home the meow mix. Ah, dogs! Come on, kid, hurry! The cat should be mean except the cat was the hero in the original movie. Oh yeah, not all of the moogle. Is the mix not disproved generally? People in there trying to get the... What the fuck? Fucked up umbrella. They're completely fucked. You know that when they were designing these people, they were like, oh, we got to make them crazy evil and incompetent. It's like, he has an umbrella. It's all fucked. Someone step on it. Like, it's 11. Car is dark and it's just got the black-ish paint on it and it's all falling apart. But we're going to leave that shiny blue Ford logo right on the middle grill. That was... Was that CGI? Yeah, I think so. Yeah, it was. It was a little bit. It's burrito time, everyone. They'd probably use an actual burrito to get the dog's reaction this year. They're trying to make them sad so they have the burrito and just tossed across the room. Fucking burrito. Got jumping on it. Guess we can donate this one to the Deville Society. She'll make better use of it. No, this one's only good enough to make three fingers on a mitten. Use your magic, human magic, do it. Rub it. What are we trying to say is happening here, exactly. You did it. You created life. The dog's like, thank you, human. He's like, I really didn't do anything. I caress the blanket for a couple of seconds. Oh, I suppose I better make something else for dinner then. He's like, Pongo, you did this to me. I want a divorce. I want a dog divorce. The baby's in the cartoon much cuter. Well, it's because these are real babies and they're often not as cute. Yeah, real babies are trying to fucking Oh, Jesus. Oh, my God. We're struck by lightning. Get the fuck out of my house. Okay, you know that she loved this role. Yeah. No thoughts at all. What horrible little white rat. This thoughts don't come to later. White rat. You're sure? Close. Yes. Surely she wouldn't know. Yeah, that's cute. No, you'd think. She would. Yeah. I'll take mine with the little roots on reserve for me. How much would you like? They're not for sale. The love is like a hundred each, I guess. Pick it back up. Just dug it into the carpet. You fuck. You know what she would do. 7,500. I mean, it's nice, but you know, I'm in the 90s. That's a lot of money. Dang it. Oh, Jesus Christ. I never expected a jump scare in a Wonder Woman Dalmatians movie. She's like, I was considering it, but then you did the evil thing. So like, no. Does she scream because of the lightning, or does the lightning make her scream? We'll get that in the prequel movie. But does the screaming cause the lightning? It's like Bilba with the ring, you know. You'll never let him fashion again. It's a lot of words. You know, you're pretty horrible. Just to skip it out there. Kind of horrible, isn't it? It'll all make sense eventually. Why is your umbrella fucked up? Oh, my God. It's Hugh Laurie. You can't do that. Oh, a coat. Since they didn't draw attention to that, I'm assuming that was an accident. I think it was an accident. Yeah. There were so many accidents in this movie that it kind of did. We got Fringy's goo and Rags of Snow in the same movie. Yeah. Kept them separate, though. I know the one. Oh, they cut off before they showed the racist cats. No, there's a way. First cats is way better than homework. I'll change it back. Come on, you two. I really hope she's packing this time. If she's packing this, we become like a team. I really do. She just fucking shoots Hugh Laurie or the fuck. Oh, my God. They probably had some spare puppies for filming. This is a different time for him. They were allowed to break rule. They were allowed to break puppies. You will be jeweled and your color is pink. And he's like, I'm a dude, though. Do you stop? Like, look at the dark blue one. Oh, that is it. You can barely see the full day. Did Disney have like a thing, like a thing against Ford at the time? You know, I'm going to say that dog napping is evil. Pawtake, but a killing puppy is evil unless you have a really good reason in fact. Oh, that paw. I was okay with the kid napping them. Unless different dogs slided you at some point in your past. Wait. Oh, God. Get your own. Yeah. These are my hoes. Thank you. What kind of email? Waste not one. You're mixing it all in with the good ones. The cabra cuts the door. You can just hear it coming toward it. And like ready this time. Who's there? Oh, man. Granny. What is the plan, gentlemen? You know, things should go smoothly unless we encounter an old week granny. I feel like these are pretty shitty masks, honestly. All they do is make you look a little weird. That's it. Yeah, they already look weird. Oh, they're going to kiss. Give me the bag. Yeah, they are. All right, my crunchy butt is it's hard to get this bag. I underestimated the granny. I underestimated the puppies. Spotty little dog. Oh, dude. Dog fucking got him. Really going real far with the insults. Calm down. Didn't even call him a little yellow-bellied gut punch or whatever. Oh, it's the Bulldog Man. As a reference to the military dogs in the cartoon movie. Dogs don't got the brains to figure things out. Wow. Wow. This movie was made in a different time, right? No, retroactively, they should be punished. You already need to be canceled. It was funny about hiring those two. It's like, there's the kind of smart-ish water, the retard. It's like, which one am I? You're like, you're the shit one. You're the retard. Oh, man. Not again. Is it my face? It's like, yeah, you kind of, yeah. Wow. They don't care for each other's dogs, just the ones that they've known, you know? Straight to the puppies. I guess she, uh... She knew, I guess. You knew? There's nothing really of value in the house except the puppies. I don't know. That's a nice coat hanger. Yeah, the original, she was like... I bet they made off with the good silver. Bet they took every last... Yeah, because you wouldn't expect them to come in to steal 15 puppies. Did they announce they're there for the puppies? I don't remember. Nope. I forgot. Must have had a jacket said, uh, puppy stealer or something. You'd be like, what happened? It's like, two guys just kind of burst in and stole puppies? Like, I don't... I know it sounds kind of weird, but yeah. A couple of days after Cruel Devil... Take it! Cruel Devil. And there's two stuff about it. It's a snake. It's not on her ear. It's a snake. Yeah, this is another one of her outfits. It's just, wow. You are too kind, madam. Hugh Glory's too good for this. He should have been the dad. I'm still for a 100% Hugh Glory remake. Hugh Glory, everything. Hugh Glory. Wow, it's 101 donations, not 99. They got the name wrong. Oh, Jesus. Oh, my God! You're hurting puppies. I just like the idea that the writer of the dude would watch this was like, you know, I kind of feel like there's a lot going on there. And I just want to... I feel like this is faithful to Disney's vision. Maybe she was the hero. Gonna say the barking chain in the original is definitely more compelling. No, I like it when this dog's running down the dark. Come on, doggo. Save the day. Oh, that's spooky. Evil land. That's the thing with Disney locations. There's always just that evil part of town where the evil villain layer is. Yeah. Where thunder constantly strikes. I wonder what the resell value on this house is. Moller is that whales? Given that it's so evil. This looks like straight out of Batman Returns. Just dealt with the creepy castle on it. That's whales. You've heard so much about it. This is it. It might be my house at whales. All the lips are there. He's in there right now. I'm like, what's all this about puppies? We don't do that anymore, Cruella. That's fucked up. We can heat the outdoors, Pongo. Do it. There's so much to live for. Wow, you live... How much do you pay to live there? You live right across from Big Ben. Well, as you notice, one of them is fired, and the other one is not having any luck with selling their video game products. Whether it's going to be a game of the northern business. They're very rich. They're very rich. They're actually by what was probably even back then, like a million pounds, probably. Okay, well, to be fair, we don't know what Pongo and Perdita do. Yeah, and the old lady. She might have a really, you know... They're carrying this family, you know. Maybe the old lady has a YouTube channel. Oh, yeah. She has Oli fans. Oh my God, that looks so dangerous. Careful, little doggo. Hey, rags. Do you live in Bark and Soar? Yes, I do. Is this going to be like Babe, where they hear each other's thoughts, or are they just kind of... Oh my God, you said Babe right as the pick popped up. Oh, look at the coon. She got the horse and the dog. And the woodpecker that's definitely real. Squirrels. And the raccoons go in there. They're like, wow, when our babies disappeared, y'all didn't give a fuck, but now you're just expecting that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's all get together for the Dalmatian kids. Yeah. The crow's flying. I lose three eggs a year, and y'all don't give a fuck. Oh my God, he's giving like a speech. And even Justice has taken place. It'd be neat if they had like a zombie who was just among them. Just like this character who's just like, yeah, I'm here too. Wow. I like how they thought that having a dog literally do charades was easier than just having to talk. Yeah, I assume that they could talk to each other through barks, so. I guess, I appreciate the effort though. Yeah, yeah. Because now it's just the animal training. Yeah, the animal training is impressive. I think it was a thing around this time where they would do subtitles sometimes for the dogs. I think so. I guess it's just, there's some like creativity in terms of the filmmaking, which just wouldn't exist if it was done now. This sort of stuff you just take for granted, right? Because nowadays you're like, oh, we're not even doing that. Okay. We'll just get like a fake digital dog to be in this movie of like Lady and the Tramp. Oh, that's another one that was remade. Yeah. Oh yeah. Damn it. Giving the dog the controls to the front door was probably a bad idea. I wonder if it'll be as arduous for these dogs. Right now it's fine, you know. This is chill. A lot of this has been carried by the soundtrack, too, to fill in the lack of... Composer is definitely working overtime for this one, definitely making it more exciting. Maybe he really loved the original, and he was like, you know what? This is gonna work. Yeah, without the talking, it'd be really awkward without the something. Careful. Too good. Whee! Did you hear that? Did you hear it? It sounded just like a complete bug asking me irritating questions. Let's stop now. Jasper, you ever wonder what happened with our lives? Why are we here? The worst is where we are. Kidnapping dogs. This didgy shit hole. Yeah, for this crazy bitch who's called Neville. What you're saying is we need a prequel movie for these two as well. At least these guys are just down on their like criminals. Maybe there's a story there as opposed to the fucking devil lady. Who's like, I love her. I mean, in the original movie, she tried to run a dude off the cliff just to kill the dogs. Well, you don't know, maybe her mother was killed by dudes on cliffs. You don't know. Yeah, killed by trucks that ran her off the cliff. That's what she did. I could see her death involving a cliff somehow. What is this writing here? We are counting down 40 minutes away from Sig that he would. It's gonna be even longer. This is gonna be such a fucking drag. It is gonna be longer, yeah. I think how long the 2040 version will be. Seven hours. Zack Snyder's Cruella DeVille. There'll be a scene where Cruella walks in and there's like evil horns behind her. It's like, now I'm not trying to do any religious imagery here. All right. So what the point I'm trying to make here? We're getting a little bit dogwashed here. This is the cat that did this originally. I don't know. Yeah, I'm fine with honestly. Whoa. Oh, wow. Oh, I don't know. Wow. Exposed. Well, you can't train that. Right, well, cats just do their own thing because they're really cool little animals. Yeah. Cats are extremely hard to train. I've heard. Yeah. Kind of why I like them. They're just infinite. Also, I love cats. Yeah, it's really great. Wait, wait. How many do you think they're going to have in frame at once? And how many of those are? Oh, wow. Maybe they only got like 20 or so, but they just, you know. His name is Mr. Skidda. How did you even notice that? Yeah. Yeah. Oh my god. Yeah. Yeah. You poisoned them. That is a photo in the background. Yeah. That is not St. Paul's Cathedral. Again. Oh my god. Jesus. What are these instruments? The evil instrument. My only, this is a man who just loves it. What is the most painful way we can take this skin? That's the question he answers. Crumbopulous Michael of skinning dogs. It doesn't matter. I just love skinning. Here I go, skinning again. Definitely more villain heavy than the original. Like they took out a couple of the good animal talking characters and then they added in like Skinner. And yeah. Interesting. The dogs never cared for her. Dogs have a sixth sense about things like that. Yeah, it's true. Yeah, dogs can do that. That is very true if we can. We just don't normally say anything because it's not, you know, it's not polite. It's not polite. Yeah. If you have like a party of friends and stuff, feel like that one's evil by the way. Oh, you know what? No, it's fine. Yeah, it's like you take him to the side of the kitchen and you're like just by the way, Michael. She did steal the puppies. And this is why. You only now realize this. She just put it together. Yeah. Pretty dense. Come on. This was like clear from the get go. My God. The husband just being like, no shit. What do you think she was gonna? I want a divorce. It's stupid. Please, please keep the scene where she has to battle a truck on a cliff. Please. I realize how if she never drew that picture, this entire scenario with the dogs and everything would never have happened. She's like, you go first. See if it's safe. There's like a way in over here, I guess. Specifically built for dogs. It's like they secretly snuck into Auschwitz instead. Ice tritz. This is Disney. This would be Auschwitz. You know, you can't quite see very well. I don't think. No. Oh, now the Ford symbol is really gone. Oh, wow. Oh, yes, squirrels. Fuck up those wires. Fuck them up. Electric use of dies. This is like he's the one person that didn't make it. Oh, look at him go. Look at him. That's Skinner's job. Skinner is here, is he? God, he's gotten so drunk, he just wants to kill him. Yeah. I just want to kill puppies. You've been so depressed, you just want to kill puppies. Well, personally, I think I favor the fire iron. Um, we need to have a conversation. Oh, my God, they're doing the thing. Nice. So it's got to be really tough to kill him with that leg. Yeah. It looks like it's got a lot of heft to it. The iron will be pretty good at it, but just messy. Do you think Cruella would be like, yeah, you can't beat them to death because I need the fur? Yeah. Yeah. Drowning them makes sense. I don't think the animals did it in it. Hello? Anybody there? Oh, that was really fucking. No, that was real. You guys, you guys see too much CGI. That was that is what real things look like. No, this is naturally stiff creatures. Yes. I'm gonna pluck this in the bucket all up again. Where's the fat one? You can't purposely make a puppy fat for a film. Oh, yeah. Well, they can do makeup. So they thin washed it. Like, put it in a fat suit? They put it in a fat suit. Static dog fat suit. Maybe they just have, like, a guy dressed as a dog. Stands up on two legs and just punches someone. I'm the fat one, by the way. That's the normal. Oh, those are puppets. Yeah, I doubt you can get rockers. Yeah, I have fight with a lot of these puppets. They fight. Yeah, it's just funny. Oh, no, lucky. Oh, lucky, best it up again. Oh, he's not very lucky now, is he? More like, unlucky, got him. I think I did that on purpose. The unlucky one is cold lucky. That's hard. It's so mean. I know you want to skin puppies, but this is too far. Oh, oh, oh, yeah, you show them. Oh, you can see the tube. You can see the tube where they will spray in the water. Oh, no, yeah, you could. Yeah, I just wanted to pee. Shut up. What are they taking? Oh, Oh, Oh, no. This was done by the same writer. Didn't John Hughes do? Yeah. Yeah, you did both. You like seeing people fall over? All right, jump. Getting the casting call and you finally get the roll. So who's the director? I was John Hughes. Oh, Jesus, don't kill me now. Oh, that's some 90 CGI. Oh, oh, it reminds me of Scrappy Do. oh let's never do that again let's never do that again you could have found a gentle enough slope to slide a dog down you'd think they could have done something to do yeah a bit less yeah even like puppy dummies would have looked better than that just like little stuff puppies yeah i guess they wanted to look like it was having fun oh no oh no you don't need to show it anymore you showed it enough there you go that's better the CGI in those cases would be a lot more tolerable if the camera was like static and then it didn't do this like wishy thing where it like follows the subject yeah they were they were very confident in um and if you just you just cause more attention to it because you know that it's an impossible shot right exactly it's a trick you don't fall for it oh that's a pretty elaborate plan do you oh i lofted him too just giving me mouse hunt vibes yeah a little bit it's okay it's water he's fine you don't like that there's a good chance that he died of a heart attack from the shock of getting in such cold water no clearly he's fine fringy yeah no i'm just saying it was a chance see they could do it with the real dog yeah they needed that whole they didn't just show us what was in the tubing at any point you know oh no he's tuned in to you i wonder if the person who decided that was like remember the t1000 did it i was thinking of batman and robin where robin gets frozen yeah oh yeah stay cool bird boy just the way that they had him moving as he slowly froze what a strange decision but okay yeah cheapishly i was just watching your puppies mate i was like mom poop all over a car get down from there and get those puppies oh no look out this is all up out of the plan will they do the live action god blackface i wonder oh that's hard well it's getting clear again i wonder if they were happy with this portraying their car is not starting you know oh wait no it it was tampered with by raccoons and squirrels it's not ford's fault maybe ford would say like our cars are actually raccoon proof so warranty for a ford is that we're not liable for damage caused by sudden anthropomorphic indeligent woodland creatures sabotaging your car oh no he's gonna freeze again i really want to is the walnut gonna shoot back and like hit him in the face oh yeah i'd say yes imagine if it came out so hard that it went through his skull jesus christ freanie we're trying to enjoy the film i'm just saying oh no blackface blackface oh dear he went into his mouth i'm offended the actor is so hopefully no one knows about this movie just a few million people saw it it's gonna be good it was all beat oh god this is like the odyssey oh is that oh why didn't you just get the dogs out here oh my god what are you doing they had the wonder woman effect where they were sliding yeah were they worried about having the puppies around the sheep i don't know whenever i see stuff like that i'm like maybe there was some really good reason for that like that we just don't know about there must have been right maybe mr skinner if he grabs his like fatality and just skins you immediately as the dog oh god i could really look rich from it maybe he has an interesting backstory and motivation why he hates puppies so much i hope so yeah where's the prequel for him your dog no dog skins his family when he was young so now he goes around skinning dogs you're a crunch i wasn't really a crunchy bum i wanted a crunchy bum yeah our lives are very misfortunate you know how could this have happened okay we're done with that well so far i really haven't been impressed with pongo's no i do a lot more effort cows i agree this is way better than yours mom i prefer dads um it's it's mostly 99 it's fine you can imagine the rest are off yeah you can yeah yeah it can matters into our own hands she's a go getter boss i mean now d-ville her name is d-ville it's still mad they didn't have the cross headlights they have personality oh no that would be too silly mauler they're trying to keep things believable and realistic here i think it's believable that she would have done that to her car well you don't understand the language of filmmaking english i know that one that's got to count for something i got your shit see i feel she really captures the evilness of the classic yeah all right glenn the horse is gonna kick you and you're gonna fly across the room into something is that okay let's miss you oh my god i didn't actually know that happened i was just i was meming nemesis doing a skin horse is next i like how the entire animal kingdom is ganged up on these people she's just so intrinsically evil that even like animals understand they got a killer that's the goal here they've got to erase her now dogs are so smart i would leave tracks human beings are essentially superior you know blessed with faculties of speech and oh he's saying humans are better and he's gonna get electrocuted i get it we need like a sid in toy story moment where the they actually talk to her they're like we are gonna kill you we've organized this i thought you meant sudden infant death and i was like wait oh my goodness yeah we need to know why she's actually not that bad all right yeah it's a fake it's a fake what oh my god you know what's great about that is the fucking ares's dialogue is one to one but that film is very serious uh oh yeah oh man that pig was so comfy up there that pig was very comfy i feel bad for that pig he's just trying to chill out sacrifice his bed so they could do this well maybe he was in on it you know he's okay with it do you know how much i sacrificed yeah look at him oh i'm farted oh it has a new bed now just like knocking the temp fence down be quicker just jump over leap over i think the payoff here is going to be that they don't avoid it at all yeah i think they might get shocked i think this is a setup no i think that's far-fetched oh yeah they're very stable they're gonna get over this is uh that's not far enough this is an interesting plan yeah let it do it you lorry wow all right hey they made it they shorted out the power gain a particular fortitude what oh they're fine their balls should be exploded maybe they have superpowers now come electro they're gonna go after spider-man no don't threaten the raccoon what is molasses molasses molasses at a tub of they just had an open tub in the barn dude five five four five dude look at them actually horrifying she able to breathe someone help it she had like a bubble on her mouth yeah this is actually like horrifying yeah now you look on the outside how you look on the inside just sticky poopy people are getting dunked in acid and stabbed in London but all the fleece are out here in the countryside like puppies puppy kidnappers why would skinner be at them skin was defeated by two dogs so yeah you know they did they did a lot better than him kind of at least yeah at least horse and jasper can be like yeah the universe conspired against skinner was like yeah they bit my butt you've won the battle but i'm about to win the wardrobe no family no pulse just slept between two bonds oh my god dude that horse is so happy with itself yeah how many times is she gonna land in yucky things one more time i think we need oh damn that she's in pig shit this is what you get cops are like we're not putting her in our car is there something wrong oh my goodness and so the puppies were safe there are so many cops out here looking for some dogs yeah it's like a inspector we've got a murder and we've got a robbery it's like no we've got puppies here but all the puppies safe police officers i thank you so much for finding our puppies you have to search high and low for them yes yes absolutely definitely cgi a little kind uh yeah maybe it's because it was so cold they didn't want to have them out there and notice that they have a hard time wrangling the full set of puppies so i think the the big shots with a lot of puppies they usually do cgi for oh oh it's a movie it's the title oh we did it also the other dog was like well wow i guess i'm fine okay fine it's fine it's fine it's all right 101 donations that's you know it rolls off the tongue it's fine this is i'm happy i'm happy go to silver and bronze in the morons who won the gold she thought it was a handbag why was the random stunk inside of the police she thought it was a handbag they set that up how it she thought it was a handbag yeah they actually did set up the payoffs 101 donations the 1996 classic 101 donations scriptwriter master class don't believe that for a second 80 dogs and all of us we don't have room well we'll get a bigger place we're very poor though roger we are very poor we don't have money neither have jobs roger as well no one buys your fucking games and i got fired by cruel devils imagine 101 grown dalmatians in your and your little tiny london flat before we all get cold it's gonna be like the next episode of orders we're just like what's gonna happen 101 dogs i just i just can't stand to get rid of any of the dogies and dry dog shit everywhere i know i need to make my antagonist my game covered in shit oh boy oh no he brought all the dogs to the developer studio with him oh that was oh shit oh there's the scene that should have been in the actual plot oh no i think she died like the kid i was like i didn't press any fucking button that was a cut scene yeah oh was that it you just get the game now yeah one kid liked it so yeah i only play games with fairy versatile verbs they have their children oh my goodness oh the dalmatian house what the fuck why would you put thoughts on your house i never used to notice the house's spots man that video game must have sold like 10 years ago that was a crazy good game basically minecraft yeah 101 copies oh boy thank you john comfort isn't that like a joke from something comfort is that i'm pretty sure comfort is somebody somebody's name being comfort there was a joke in something about a comfort i i'm sure that this was funny about the name what's funny about the name comfort well you know i i'm not gonna be the one to explain these jokes um and far it's funny words quiella quiella de vil i love this song it's like quiella de vil she likes to kill puppies i wonder what the backstory is over 20 years from now someone makes a movie well see that's the thing what did you guys think of that film it was all right it was i mean for what it was it was fine it's fine disney movie material it needed more antagonism was low stakes i think that the cruel murder of 100 dogs is quiella de vil is the big bad but she just kind of stumbles around getting into accidents and she needed like a car bank where it's just like oh no dogs are in danger i don't know i just i didn't feel like much peril was going on i will say that we're probably they're gonna want to not cross a particular line with that they'll probably like we never want the audience to think these dogs are actually gonna die because it was because they're real dogs you think oh not just that just also you know we fast we're not even in the 60s anymore but we're into a time now where it's like hey children who everything's cleanly and happily gonna work out well i think that's i think that's the idea right is it cruella and like the original film actually feels like more of a threat because she's like actively trying to to harm the dogs and in this she's cumulated like regularly very home alone yeah definitely got that vibe in the last half an hour it felt almost like a guy freezing in place i feel like it i feel like it really doesn't translate that well to like live action the concept no well that's the problem yeah i feel like i've had a lot of animated stuff in general but they shouldn't be live action they tried but like they tried that mask you can't do a lot better than this and it's just a it just belongs in animation this story yeah yeah i think yeah yeah yeah and some of the stuff the action and the kind of hijinks they get into are a lot more cartoonish than even like the kind of fairly reserved 1960s cartoon like except for the final part where like cruella gets like crazy red eyes and has a car blow up or whatever like that got a little bit wild but other than otherwise it was pretty pretty down to earth otherwise yeah i think i think that's the thing it doesn't this movie was like fine and it doesn't compare well to the original film because that that movie's like just downright good yeah could have been worse could have been a whole lot better maybe you shouldn't have done it at all yeah yeah i'm probably not with these sorts of ones i consider them so inoffensive i'm just like yeah all right oh yeah yeah it's fine yeah this doesn't make me upset or angry you know yeah there are parts that amuse me and make me smirk and like you guys with your little things good for you now i'm having a lot of fun with it clearly yeah she's in an asylum i think at the beginning of the second one but she she begins to love dogs and then she is hit by lightning or something and she hates them again two hours long yeah the next one's over two hours yeah what oh no well as mentioned yeah hours and 15 minutes some reason they they needed two hours to tell this fucking story no think about all the sympathy that you could cram into two hours of a movie the first thing i thought when they introduced uh koala in the 1996 remake when you saw her have her the license point literally spelled out devil and she walked out covered in fur first thing i thought what was her childhood you know well how did she get here and so i think this this two surely this is her fault this was society's fault right or really it's the dalmatians fault it's this is a fault of the animals how could you take a wonderful brilliant woman and turn her into something monstrous it clearly doesn't have anything to do with her pretty sure that this movie is being compared kind of to joker because they both set in the 70s slash 80s they both don't feel well i know i know also this is fucking disney still this is still disney this is not going to be like some crazy actually brisky this there's no way this is going to be rated pg-13 or something yeah of course it is it's disney i don't make like our rated movies they just don't do it and so that leads to the final in this trilogy this is an official trilogy by the way they released yeah actual quality now that we got the garbage out of the way we we can watch all girls we went back in time like 60 years and then we jumped forward 30 to see how the 90s were doing and now it's time to catch up to the present day you listening to this in 20 years from now will be like some present day it's like that's very very clever of you this present day for us this came out relatively recently i've heard lots of praise like i said i'm very interested in checking it out i suppose going in for anybody who's like completely blind you know that 101 dalmatians villain cruella deville what if we gave her a story of her own and you could sort of understand how she came to be who she was very you know and and everyone's immediate reaction was she skins puppies disney why and they're like yeah imagine you understood why that might have been you like no no no we know why she wants to wear dog flesh it's stop it but they they did it and they this meme was carried forward into a full film so i guess it's time for us to check it out welcome wait to super hd modern times why is it so fucking long can't wait to see the uh the dalmatian cinematic extended universe that dcu you know this is going to be really uh the black and white really gives me the snider vibes oh blood red the closest they'll get doing dog blood oh this this is a beginning i guess it was naturally that color it was born with that hair what kind of fuckery is that i'm getting hot solo vibes already it's like why you're doing this from an early age i realized i saw the world differently than everyone else oh she she saw the world differently yeah that's ugly including my mother names the stellar not cruella we had to learn to get your name kind of cruella not cruella oh my god i fucking hate this already where really is like that it's incredible they're lucky to have you agreed sure what do you say to cruella when she tries to get the better of you thank you for coming but you may go now wait are they implying like it's like her bad side her her alter ego is that wow but she but something tragic happens and she became stuck in cruella mode but she's actually good underneath well her mother is the thing preventing it from being evil so i wonder if anything happened to me i am woman hear me roll oh that's why there it is there it is we got it nice oh hi i'm an eater oh it's the friendly black yeah hear me roll oh my god oh this is a blot on your copy book oh no yeah that's what you get skunk girl you're long in the track oh she loves puppies please keep her away from the puppies i like to believe this really is a prequel to the glade close one oh god this idea is oh look okay yeah wow that totally hurt dude how many checkboxes can we tick in just minutes wow she did the thing that they did but she got punished for it who all of primary school the blood what the fuck this is just the blood of satan or something she was objected i expect i'm withdrawing it from your school i'm expelling her it's too late because i withdrew her first so that can't be on a record i'll fuck off no that's not how it works i'm not fired i quit he's just gonna say that he did and that'll be that might i say your school seems to turn out horrible children with no creativity or compassion or genius oh i feel like i've outpaced him intellectually at this point she's just the best and she's super tough and she's great being a genius is one thing being a genius uh does come with its challenge kuella are we gonna get to the point where i tell you that you're like such a fucking cunt imagine being so bad you get kicked out of your fucking town it's still call your kid a genius it's like do you understand how hard you're making the life of your mother are we not gonna have that discussion because we can't recognize we can't acknowledge you being tribal like these will just get better for us and you're a okay you're just right the way you are and you definitely don't need to change even though you're horrible i'll be less trouble from now on mom genuinely how do you consume this film it's like i will be better for now it's like oh you kind of feel that she skins dogs yeah in like white Siberian tigers and endangered animals yeah and like hell man there we go they're gonna take the man out of helman hall the mother's gonna not have like found a real location why does it have to be fake because they need a cliff oh yeah right i forgot about him how's this dog gonna die oh i was gonna say like just with how movies go it's like the dog and the mum both have big targets on their heads right now yeah crown at you you dumb bitch so you remember how you told her like one minute ago i'm not gonna fuck things up so much anymore drop the dog like yeah yeah bro i figured while mum was busy seeing her mysterious was that marked strong that is yes everyone can see you yeah for the first time in my life i felt like i belonged why oh no unfortunately let's catch what's ahead who did that to you she's like don't you care about your dog no she's gonna are you gonna voice concerned about uh-oh why are they barking at her what why is this happening why did why is she hates dalmatians also on dalmatians typically like very friendly dog mo just stop just stop it what is happening what are you doing like what does have i hate this i hate this so much slow motion could you not get real dalmatians no we're in that era for me they can't get real dalmatians to be horrible monsters oh here it comes oh lord they've given up on that so much worse oh do it do it do it oh my that's really dumb this is what we call a cloud movie the shame the premise is so flawed because i quite like the filmmaking on a technical technical aspect i like the camera moves i don't mind the editing but the so the writing oh dude i love the dogs are just chill now they're like yeah you know we we've satisfied ourselves oh now it's raining off the cliffs oh my god what an insane fucking story oh she's so terrible what is a bit forced what the what oh did you get knocked out did she lose i've been impaled by a chair leg i wish the movie would be over i hope the dog makes it out okay it won't you can picture when someone said this to someone else that was as far as it should have gone it would have been like what a stupid thing you just said we're not doing that instead instead they said that's a great idea here's a hundred million dollars no two hundred million dollars oh my god how is this two hundred million dollars what a tragic bark story you gotta pay for them CGI dogs somehow from this day fourth i will kill 101 animations dude i'm expecting them to give an origin for like why she wants a hundred one of them or something like the numbers 101 where her dad used to be for every mother of mine you've killed i will take 101 of your babies what a joke i was an orphan yeah that inexplicably those dogs when they pushed my mom off the cliff why would you rather than the dogs pushed her off a cliff it's so stupid this is her henchman oh right oh my god well they kept the race of the fat stupider one what's all this then what are you doing stand in there what are you doing there you're under arrest for existing you got your fountain stand in lotions god this little girl's just outrunning me completely wild she's not even in a hurry wow i was lucky oh wow wow one second later what's he arresting them for being alive standing in a we're not having your family standing license license being a little stanky homeless child i guess what in the world oh she's up there now too didn't she go down what's your story where are your parents well i don't have a father uh probably the start of all of our troubles and my mom got you know it's a long story and you wouldn't believe me so when she tells that story they're all like what the fuck just make up something more believable yeah they're like that's a lie there on her jacket yeah just because she's fashion girl so they're helping her instead of why she's horrible to them in all the other movies they probably deserve it somehow okay i need to dye my hair i'm so unimmused already though you know what i mean like in tips just yeah you don't dye your hair like that don't put dark colored fucking hair dye and dark hair you gotta bleach it first you moron she's a genius oh okay time skip okay i can't believe this movie exists it's incredible it's one of those ones where we could have had anything else and they did this fucking music dude with this i mean it's like so many hallmarks of like let's get ready to approach the world with our hero but you're like no stealing stuff well that's sly i guess oh she didn't feel any of that all right yeah that was pretty he felt that yeah imagine someone just went oh this dog has a wallet let me take that it's no loser wallet why could you not just get real dogs i don't understand i don't know why it was better to pull the wallet drop it to the ground have the dog carried all the way over to his umbrella instead of just pocketing it in your own pocket yeah they try to be like look how clever they all are it's like well no that's just stupid it's way more ways i can fail that's their origin story they just steal from people it's weird you'd think that after all that trauma that childhood trauma she'd be like oh acting up and being an asshole like got my mom killed and ruined my life so maybe i should okay whatever definitely getting not quite slay queen vibes but steal queen vibes we'll get to slay i'm sure i thought that was meant for more in this oh cool so she steals from people in the like the hotel that's gonna do great for everyone else who works there i just didn't know what did you get inspiration for her laugh from that that seems like what that was everything needs an explanation genuinely that came across as like i do wish to be more evil like i uh but where did she get the idea to put claws on her gloves i need to know oh no trunkers will never make it leave the fat one behind maybe that's why he's on the team to slow people down i guess they escaped like when they yes it's fine you see they go through hardships the point of that is that you know sometimes it's not easy to steal and that sucks you know this is great it really adds to why she's cruel to them so has the little dog been the same the whole time i feel like the dog is on the side but yeah i feel like you're right yeah right yeah what she's like 10 in that flashback and now what like 30 she's 32 now actress why am i starting this 30 too yeah so i hope it's a bigger place right he's fat he's he's he's all big how did you do this put a cup of strength oh i got you was that real excuse me oh is that real yeah how do you do that okay all right is he spider man i guess so it was just a complication in the writing and they fixed it right up there is no angle other than a stellar living her dream a stellar is way too talented to be doing griffs with the likes of me and you wow you're so good you know that you just so good better than all this i'm gonna keep my head down and make it i already hate you you spent your entire life taking things from other people yeah you're a bad person i don't want you to succeed i want you to get arrested we're talking 20 fucking years of stealing from people the soundtrack has really fucked up this is just a bombarding with songs they're just gonna do all the 70s songs and then get credit for that like oh look we did songs from the 70s and 60s this would be so great how'd they think of that i guess that's why it's frustrating because it feels hollow it's like oh we did the 70s give us credit we did the 60s give us credit we did the 80s isn't that like Wonder Woman was that we did the 80s give us credit yeah we are definitely a nut era now unfortunately you just have money you have the money that you can pay for all these costumes and sets it's not really that much of an accomplishment if you're not doing anything with the setting can i almost feel like it is actually traceable to james gun like you you were the one yeah which is a shame because he did it with purpose i think this shot is really necessary it's not boring at all and well they're just like look it's a one shot yeah i don't find one shot's impressive it's just everybody's just doing menial tasks that are very simple yeah like children of men is impressive because there's so much being choreographed but you know that's so much going on impressive yeah 19 17 like it's good it's it's a good filmmaking but it's wasted on this so it's just for sure the film is clearly like easy on the eyes and there's lots to celebrate in terms of like how they're making it but like me the writing the writing yeah yeah technically it's pretty oh oh you know what it's gonna be hard for you to steal with those fingers hurting it's actually unreal because we hadn't even gotten to the dog skidding part and i'm just like yeah i don't even feel anything you're a horrible person yeah fuck you oh she wants it to be that girl you can do movies with anti-heroes who do bad things but like this it doesn't even feel like we're doing that because we're trying to get sympathy for this anti well well she's a villain it's as you said right um there's an idea of this trying to be the female joker and it's like okay so you didn't learn from watching joker yeah do you think they're ever gonna explain why she's into fashion at all i think that we're supposed to accept that's a core trait that's just always been there yeah just like don't mention anything about it it's just you know i could see them doing like a it's a it's a way of expressing yourself that doesn't require well you know they could do something but i don't think they will though that's a cgi dog yeah they can't just have a real why can you just put a patch on a dog it doesn't hurt man it's becoming such a crunch oh no you experience like very common nine to five struggles that you should have had for the additional 20 years if you would stealing from everybody who had those jobs off your face two days of honest work and you're already like this is what i mean like it's i'm getting the vibe that the film is like don't you feel bad that she has to deal with this like freaking everyone does watch you an honest day's work off your face seriously it's fashion what an idiot shut the banana aren't you god damn it lovely hat whatever comes your neck more they haven't actually shown that she has an aptitude for fashion or she actually likes it or she was doing buttons when she was a kid or whatever she could have been a scene where she was doing like a fashion show or something as a kid or just something to set that up a little bit more no fucking way she wouldn't have felt that this whole okay yeah oh my god that was an interesting choice since it was from the trash you crazy woman clean my office top to bottom and when you come in tomorrow try and remember to bring a brain that seems uncomfortable you insulted one of the staff in public you wore a banana in public uh no now she's insulting him oh he's so pompous i'm on this guy's side she's a crazy employee just fucking with your other employees oh okay prediction time she is going to sneak into this building and design an incredible dress that is unbelievable and then the boss is going to come in he's gonna no no no no the boss is going to come in and he's going to see what is everyone staring at it that has everybody just you know so enamored and it'll be like oh i made that right it could even be that she gets fired for doing it so she works here oh no no she was fired yeah we're doing it she's gonna montage her way to making a great dress yeah she'll just put hers on the display yeah and even trunks she'll do it amazingly but with just a little bit of quirk almost symbolic quirk where she stumbles just a little bit to remind you or to make you think that she's not incredible who knows what she'll do oh no oh she's done it already oh god did she draw dicks is that dick butt go on have someone in the crowd say actually fate it looks nice the chime from the human spirit is you just steal us now wait there are customers in the shop and someone important is going to be like that dress that was so good that window display i'm so sorry you grubby girl yes jeffy cut you're hired more music please i want more music so i it's genuinely becoming a fucking infection that people play songs and they're like i get points for this right yeah hey look somebody else's work in my ruby the suicide squad i paid for the license to put it in here we're trying to give these retches a chance but um breeding need i say more my teeth bigger than my vocal folds you're hired just incredible right and honestly you can yeah i mean i could i definitely cannot predict all of this as it man i can't wait for the scene when she realizes this is the one that got him um killed kind of god it's all so depressing she's right are they gonna let them leave they were just assaulted okay they're stolen they had a bunch of stuff ran away it's fine you can't help it can you just you see stuff you gotta take it oh here is everyone wow i guess the film is saying that she earned this and finally she's gonna after one day of honest work it was like two it was like two or three well it was one and a half you're right and she was there for like you know she was sleeping for a lot of it but she was there i cleaned the toilet now i'm a big girl see he put on a silly thing so it's funny because he's a big fat guy she called it a happy accident it's like fuck off none of this makes any sense you're just here ah you can we have one normal british person we just have a normal be the change mauler be the change just like oh yeah i'm pretty yes oh yeah it feels like i'm spilling my tea oh yeah oh look it's gorgeous oh god another one my god is this the medical pavilion and rapture the songs are even edited well into the fucking scenes like you just start they're just here that's another thing that uh marks the difference is a lot of the time they'll have justifications both babies and out okay you're there brilliant girl desired to be the future is a woman not entitled to the sweat of a brow what somebody shoots in such an audacious way the odd raptures applause at first rapture she really is a genius i'll read that but again shall i i'll fix i like her as an actress yeah she's pretty good shut up i hate this movie you know it's terrible i hate it well again that's the problem is just like if you was like that's always what happened they have talent as an actor set great set designs excellent people on computers yeah and the people who do this visual and like cinematography but it's just the writing lets it down completely all of them can't stand without a foundation if you're gonna do a movie about i'm falling more to rags aside now it's like why didn't we get more on the fashion side of things isn't that the important element of her character yeah yeah and you can easily tie that into self-expression about like how she feels about herself in the world and maybe she just becomes like the artist who goes too far nothing will stop her you know like in terms of fabrics you give me a red like that even her blood that's like the actual cruella by the way like that's what she's supposed to be like i guess is the inspiration blood is beautiful another soul yeah fashion stuff you have no idea what's beautiful or ugly it's just whatever the plot needs pretty much is this the sixth song that they've had i think it is within like five seconds it doesn't even make fucking sense here hitting the radio with a shit lord you look incredible i hear that all day so i guess it's true you look like someone vomited on vomit where are your eyebrows they're on the bottom to the the they got loose and they're just sort of hanging can i browse your selection can i brow that was wonderful you and i are going to be very good friends are she wearing a couch look rags i'm not gonna pretend to understand modern fashion okay well this is a modern fashion well this movie's idea of it i guess i realize this is like a really badly done double worst product yeah i was getting some vibes for that which i remember enjoying that movie yeah that was alright remember stashing them in swiss bank account number three two two five four seven double six to be precise you're colorblind but you pretend you aren't your foot traffic by 12 and a half you're short you're fat you smell like an entropy most of the funds meant for refurbs are being embezzled by you is she a fashion guru or sherlock i don't yeah i was about to say i don't know what they were trying to do with that like oh did you know that from the clothes this is not the idea she's just that good at reading people she knew the exact bank account she's just very clever yeah finally someone competent when she brings her her lunch she's just magnificent i don't want to say it okay the two words try to avoid saying it about how many oh oh you you're not at all i need a human to relate to this can we have a human right you know the structure in whiplash oh yeah right this is like the shitty version of him yeah we'll see cuz flecha said a lot of true things that was like what was really cool about him yeah like you felt like he was worth impressing in a way you felt like a veteran that film wasn't going out of their way to be like look at how impressive flecha is it just kind of spoke for itself or not impressive but like just what he demanded people no jesus christ oh my god what is that something like whiplash that like they punish the main pro the protagonist a lot in that yes to try really hard to impress they punish flecha too uh the film's very aware of flecha's flaws as well as the main characters yeah yeah neither of them are you know well it's a cautionary tale that film it's like absolutely yeah this you want to be the best it's like this there there is a cost you want to be the best you don't want to be the best it's like yeah maybe you don't want to be the best it's like if you took whiplash slash the worst product and then made the the main character brilliant always perfect always great without any trying training or hard work nuts to me is we've had a whole history of just horrible things she's done and the film is forgotten already yeah she wins and somehow she's the most brilliant fashion designer without any any backstory that everyone likes her she does great things everyone around her is incompetent oh you thought they do i think it's better actually it is actually it is oh yes you are brilliant you are the best family hello funny story actually an employee once stole it no she did not how do you cover for that slight delivery problem i meant no she did not wow come on i'll believe that dude when she said when she said funny story about the whole like she stole it i was like i thought she was gonna say funny story she fell off a cliff i'm really impressed with how they crafted this you know you might think it's really unlikely but they've really set it up maybe she only had one person to take care of and she failed dismally correct she did fail dismally her mother was a terrible influence on her kid who was never chastised for the terrible things that she did unironically our villain is correct shocker in a modern movie oh she's gonna steal it we need to do one last job you're heist she's eleven people i don't know about you guys but i'm getting the vibe that she's going to take over the empire by the end of this film of course yeah of course yeah so her mom who was apparently poor had an heirloom so valuable that this bareness is now stolen it and wears it around yeah it's pretty good unless she just wears it to remind herself of that funny day you know what i take some issue with you clay big what's yours you know just sucks when someone steals stuff from you huh how do they not address that like her core goal right now is to steal something back like in a justified way when their whole lives is they steal stuff from people that likely mean a lot to them how does the film not realize that that would be a conversation it's like man i wonder if we've done this kind of damage to all the people that we've fucked over in the past oh yeah yeah it's really not that great to have things you care about and mean to you just yeah yeah it really sucks when it happens to you you fucking bitch because you might be like oh all they did was steal wallets it's like i'm sorry do you not keep importing things in your wallet like imagine if they lost all their belongings and decided to clean themselves off a cliff yeah why did she try and speak that got a tiny laugh okay the toilet's just on the left and then go straight down to the end you know what that's probably the best part of the whole movie that all back and forth yeah it probably actually is yeah it's all downhill from here a muller during the biggest party of the season why during the biggest party of the security will be distracted and just to be sure security stretch the limit gosh rag no there will be extra security probably are you right wouldn't make no sense to do it like at night oh yes a bunch of events famously when there's the least amount of security surely there would be a time where everyone's off work and the whole place is shut down or something it's come down at night it's come back at night on just a normal everyday night i will be the distraction there's gotta be so many better ways to do this i want it back i mean if i was there i'd be like just buy your time you work here you're in her circle you have all the time in the world you don't have to make time there's a good chance you could even like get her to let you wear it at some point she'd probably just hand it to you to put it away or something like that would be much easier that necklace is so 1962 he's like oh yes of course you're right about everything that she throws it out the window jasper just catches anything fucking place why the dog probably because they're trying to remind us like this is about dogs ultimately by the way yeah i mean you'd be mistaken for not fucking knowing that this is about 101 dalmatians yeah it's a bit weird what the fuck so they planted that dog in a rat costume also it's kind of amazing that that worked out so well was that on the board dressing up the dog is a rat and having it jump on a guy on the bouncer oh no oh they're still alive and agree demons demons what the fuck sometimes i wonder if they're doing it on purpose why are you a funnel well no one is interested in what you write my dear just in how i look you think um they made her really able to try and offset how evil gruella is i think so yeah that seems to be the way to do it just make the bad guy more bad than the bad guy she's gonna upstage you don't let it oh wow that won't get kicked out what the fuck is this magic bullshit what what what what what yeah that's magical magic oh watch this oh no oh no oh no what wow she just grabs me off what the fuck is happening oh my god no one just see her throw that key up there no no one saw it like 78 people are watching I imagine writing this and then our hero beats up all the men on this rat team they're why is this oh boy absolute mongoloid no shut the fuck out just take it down you're a skinny short little girl how do you know how to these are bouncers how did you manage to let rats all over it wow lucky super super lucky good time wow lucky what is to what just what is happening what is going on what is even happening finally mark's strong buncher out she's wearing it oh no the afros are coming oh we got all kind of hairstyles going on there oh they just let the seeming rat just run past you look vaguely familiar vaguely familiar okay come on you recognize her voice just her face yeah you work with her every day I hate when films do that it's like you can tell that's quite fabulous of course wow even when she just amazing I'm intrigued and that never happens she can't do anything wrong she could say anything I don't believe the evil dalmatians are here it's funny oh my there's dalmatians no they've got unfinished business like yeah you don't stand what are you doing the other films told us about this they detect her evil let them do the job it's my favorite combination I like how they're just casually talking off to she assaulted like three men oh well she's evil so dude CGI rats we couldn't have just put some actual rats in the wire get a spray for fuck's sake yeah rats don't how did that possibly happen why did they show someone walk by that would totally have noticed that I've heard the rats yeah like oh dude why are you putting rats on the food that's really weird also I don't recognize you do you work here that's the one that you let go past you guys remember so I guess and he just ran away all right what did you just come up with the cover he could have gone anywhere and he did that why did you not think about this before you came here oh no this song is no way she would have missed that oh I can't believe this fucking song hey why was there a hand on my neck there what oh okay go dalmatians evil oh she would have commanded the dalmatians oh don't remember things you can't see I don't remember that happening that didn't happen the first time bullshit oh no oh no oh my god oh that dog is probably a little bit of trouble you know we keep that on and risky how do you know how to do that how do you she's stolen a car she's probably got experience stealing other people's cars and they probably need to go to work oh look at the car it's like her car dude it's it's literally like no they were standing here this whole time it's hard it's it is so stolen like just yeah we do it like it's like i had bad she's gonna paint over it that it'll be her vehicle hey but we already halfway through I don't it was no need to do all of that but okay it is not it is not easy to drive a car when you've never driven a car before I don't know what to tell you and also this is back when they had gears on like every car still can you drive a manual sweetheart uh people are still chasing you what people are still chasing you what are you doing what is she doing oh she's doing a moment yeah it's a moment she gets caught and prosecuted to the force I just want to snipe him like red dot to appear it wasn't my fault no no no no I have no idea why you would think that that insane series of events was possibly your fault the missions lived to 10 to 13 years so so there's all the donations what you're saying yeah there's all the donations that's what they zero years old when they had the strength before they were born they killed my mother fucking hell halfway through now oh my god she's evil now why why let's begin you looked insane this is one of the scenes where it's like we've known you for 20 years stop doing this bullshit yeah we know who you are darling if i'm going to need to repeat myself a lot this isn't going to work out we're all you have what are you doing why what are you doing where are you going need to know basis that's not god I hate her you know best friends who helped her through her entire life since childhood and they got her the job this was never gonna work film and they helped you steal the jewels that would have sabotaged yeah they would have destroyed their lives if they had been caught they'd be in prison and which he did get caught briefly look yeah is it unreal for a villain to appreciate their hunchman's work is that just something we can't do this is Anita oh yes it is of course it is kept staring at you at the party and then it came to me that's a seller from school it's not a stellar cooler oh my god it's still it's dead call me cooler i mean now time to get dolled it's not as fun as it sounds but you continually feel with that old hag okay so i'm feeling a bias here you have a bit of an extreme side it's not fair you know it's how some dog owners look a lot like a dog oh sorry they're doing a reference to the movie with a dog that looked like people got a job to do right wink is a very likely dog i'm not sure it's playing over we can't be doing this your dog's 37 years old i don't that's 806 in human years that's biblical what i try to make those dimensions why they're just going to kill other dogs i genuinely don't understand what the fuck was going on behind this movie like why did they make that dog wow wow that was a risk that's that so they can see a license plate yeah look car wash song see for their dogs they got washed that's so terrible the connection is they were washed like right oh great this thing again this song's already over it's already yeah because i do it for 10 seconds and then they're done i do love trouble oh these two so are they not just like shouldn't they be tied up i'm sorry i'm out of the car and inside of here how do you portray them as hyperviolent but then also just have them playful also it's amazing to me that they've owned this building essentially for like their entire lives and nobody cares yeah prime real estate in london oh finally oh is that conversation just over i guess that's a we were just on the verge of something interesting but i guess i was gonna say like because they're getting downgraded from friends to henchmen no no we're friends for the last 20 years of your life we helped you oh my god oh wow they did just drop that wow it's like now i've switched to shut up do you happen to notice her hair coincidence apparently all the young people are doing it now oh yeah coincidence yeah i'm getting the vibe that he's he's covering for yeah is he covering for it yeah i do my best it's einstein you know how storytelling works we're supposed to be at this point like i can't wait for you to beat her because she's the bad guy well i'm just saying you're like i hate both of you you both suck yeah it was just mentioned the whole like the one chance they had for meaning in this whole movie where her henchmen are like we don't want to be treated like henchmen are they just ignore it oh well oh they're just set up a shop up here i guess what are they what's the idea with the dalmatians i don't know because it's 101 dalmatian prequels so we have to have them you know all baby oh they watch tv like tv like the thing thank you for doing all my dirty work guys don't worry about it we're team he's like the only character all right we haven't forgotten about it he's the only person i like even though he's a filthy thief and i hope he goes to prison like at least there's something in there that i like the fact that he could even notice what's happening it's like oh my god oh next music yep yeah next one is the idea that she's going to show her up in every single thing i guess though okay how'd you fit that in your that's fine don't look like an intergalactic world society how did she fund all of this craziness yeah is she the future i like how they're reading the other side of the page though so this is like either they're reading it no they're right upside down that's all that happened what a fucking stupid movie they don't even realize the text is upside down on the other side of the page police police baffled where will she strike next and what is she oh nobody noticed that i'm sorry nobody's stopping them what illegal shit she'd be really doing though what the what are you wearing they call it fashion i just don't know anymore it just seems to get as extravagant as possible and that just means fashion it reminds me of modern cinematography like on the real world everyone would be like hey freak get off that car i like how the story was on the back and she was reading a totally unrelated story on the front did they not understand how newspapers work no you need to show the side that holy fuck really started to settle in now this movie is long is that why they took the dogs oh they're waiting for it to sit out the necklace did they have to have pooped it out by now surely by now thank you yes and you two definitely aren't the same person even though you have identical features and some names sound the same yeah corolla and a star well any fucking journalist with this salt we'll be able to figure this out by now yeah of course it's like oh it's weird these two guys always turn up with her as well if only we could follow one of them ever we see their arrivals we never see how they escape what is happening you just stole a garbage truck sure what what oh it's the movie a show about fashion and dresses and you couldn't man when that gets caught on something yeah when that gets caught you're coming off like prella has arrived and yeah if you missed it that was another song this is getting insane yeah that's like the 13th song so far this is like suicide squad yeah yeah except i think nah do you don't want to commit to that listen listen it's fresh in your mind right now you need to remember how bad it was this is like i forget i don't know that's a lie i know what those are did you just lie to me oh i did you write this i anyone could have written this no i couldn't have written this i would never don't cry i'm not you will thank you will oh my god she did the bleed thing yeah do you cry no you will oh here we go wow we needed this all they had to do was have it at some point and they would have been like yeah we got it from the poo you have a metal detector just get a stick get a stick and like poke around in it doesn't it have like a really long metal chain yeah the dogs attacking them why i don't know that they watched the footy with them they watched the foot yeah and now yeah all the yeah and now they're okay how do you just keep getting away i was gonna say his face will be all over the newspaper that guy you keep showing up all the time in the new hey well you're talking to that guy who like hangs out with cruella that's weird woman who looks like just like her oh he's so conspicuous too oh it's such a great premise she's working for someone she hates while trying to defeat her while also making stuff for her that must be heavy as fuck yeah how does that like not fall down and expose your breasts how do you wash that when you need don't like you don't do it you aren't once never just spray some for breeze on it every once in a while i've done it again get it because she wasn't the one who made it since thing about fashion like i have no idea i i can't tell the difference between a hideous and a beautiful dress yeah dogs oh wow you're in a lot of trouble my dude yeah i it's just serious happening here here's to me i'm just gonna become punished wine why would you love this movie does have a way of making you think about joker devil is prada zoolander you're like i remember movies we just have to get rid of this this cruella person don't you think it's like some reason they've made cruella batman she's talking to bruce wade like this batman creature it's strange how you look and sound like her perhaps you feel like it too if only there was something to connect you like an interest in fashion you have the same fake british accent too mm-hmm they like doing the whole they just come from the above this looks like the perfect room to get attacked by vampires in this oh wow why would you even risk that why would you risk that guys they're terrible you at least time up i don't know we broke in cruella sense well then just steal a bunch of shit and leave and they'll know you're okay they gotta know we broke it is like just tie him up should we bang these pots and pans we brought up level i think i brought my dad's trombone it's the nose hair bandits several worthwhile questions they are actually thieves why not steal while you're there to pretend to steal and it'll make it more viable as a stealing thing steal my creation i mean that's a very good idea right if you can do that why would she implicate herself in an actual crime please tell her how terrible she is yeah we're gonna have a talk do it do it open the door from the inside i'm mr stella they really would make fabulous kate the dogs i'm joking you know we've all had bad things happen to us me him you but we've always been there for each other that's all i'm asking is it so hard to back me up no not as stellar that's easy but to help cruella it's a nightmare cruella gets things done stella does not i mean like you you are aware that you are both of those people i was metaphorically you seem to be taking this literally i was kind of like that's done that was your chance movie you had your opportunity i was actually like that was that was our moment but like you couldn't have gotten a dog why cgi this is a real i've seen them you can't be sure right and they do things like walk around and lay down they do those yeah oh you can train dogs to hell and back to do stuff like that i don't know why maybe they feel they look cuter in cgi like that could literally be it i'm awkward british man why is it not analog this is like 19 yeah what 68 72 the highest of tech oh my goodness what the fuck is happening oh the moths were in the thing nobody noticed that well so that gives you away now right yeah normally as ranger said like how wouldn't anyone have noticed this yeah we got a delivery of 6000 moth larvae this whole plan fails if she'd done a different time like if she'd organized you know good god why do they always have all of the resources they need to do all of these things yeah i'll be i guess that we got another song i don't know what to say i'm just i they made a dress out of moth larvae who's like i'm still stuck on that vibrate is like i'd like to order 1000 moth larvae please they may well somehow they organized this that the people would flee from her place did they get a permit for this they built the stage and everything well that's the thing she totally call the police on them right now yeah of course you don't like a permit for this or she killed my dogs and made a coat i feel like they're not gonna do that the film wouldn't do that to ask the comedy on how horrible it would be this is where i mean i'm getting confused as to the goals of this film it's all spectacle yeah well yeah weird how that happened of course that's weird it took him this long i guess we could leave with no consequences yeah they got out of there it's fine with all that gear too i guess we're gonna oh she do not tell me she spots them this time she left her on that bench yeah he's right yeah yeah why do you have to be cgi she's so evil that her dog why are you so nice you know baffling me she didn't have to be evil to do all the things she's been doing yeah the evilness of her is just sort of there a lot of moral dubious stuff has happened i want to feel dog listen it would sound like she's saying i want to appeal dog do it just court because she saw them which is so fucking stupid you really are a psycho okay that's grand from your mouth you should promise gee whiz boss how's the show it's turn on the lights what are you doing let jasper and horris do this because she's gonna burn something or something yeah yeah burn everything they're going to jail for what yeah because of their life and crime for several crimes yeah your murder no one will believe wow they're faking her death okay this film got a little bit different this for me i was about to say we just took a strange turn fashion industry it's cut throat never heard of the fashion mucky before you might say it's goggy i already know however they get out of this is going to be fucking dumb she's not gonna die the plot will save her we almost got a happy ending i was gonna say and it's around an hour and a half which is reasonable you guys better leave it's about to get real smoky in here yeah yeah oh see the dogs have camaraderie with the other dogs you know you're not supposed to use an elevator and a fire yeah that's a really fucking risky yeah that's yeah that's i don't know about that how is she getting out of this why didn't you set her like why didn't you pour petrol on her yeah why'd you do this i don't feel anything for you get this music okay you did this to yourself it's gonna save her strong yeah i'm like yeah mark strong's coming out that security boy maybe he's planting a body oh you know what she died for real and she'll be reborn as cruella because like they'll they'll fake a fucking death i want this happen now like you said this is where estella truly die is the i guess in the mark strong reveal scene yep yep why am i alive hollywood that's why what's it to she have to do the stupid british accent all right maybe she's entitled to some estate worth like billions of dollars huh walk you through it yeah please i'm pregnant she took the necklace but she had other plans for you stop you keep saying you you are her daughter god this movie this is like sore it was a diamond oh yeah well mark strong is better than this film is that why i'm assuming i'm aware of this baron he uh wasted away wasted away point i'm making is you what does that mean are the rifle you are the rifle air to the baron's entire fortune yep so now all you're gonna do is kill it that's how she's rich that psycho cannot be my mother you i'm i believe it actually she came in um maybe it's in the family you got crazy blood you're genetically flawed that's an understeer from that hair yeah she is genetically flawed oh wow you just can't help yourself you just can't help but steal that's a that's a federal crime by the way you go a lot yeah because all the people's mail right yeah all that i only mail is a federal crime and that's a lot of mail yeah i'm sure somebody had really important stuff in that mail no it's gonna get fucked right look she's crying look feel sorry for her oh yeah okay yeah she just found out that as a crazy bitch she has a crazy bitch mom that's really sad i can't believe rey's dad is like palpatine or something that's incredible it's just funny though because rey never did anything wrong really so like you just sort of sit there like meh but this you're like you're a horrible person yeah yeah back to the fountain can this be over we're just getting an act three mauler no my nemesis is my real mother and she killed my other mother yeah sounds retarded doesn't it she's gonna spell the whole plot did she actually train the dogs to push her over the fucking cliff that seems like a very specific thing to train dogs for why don't you pressure yourself because then you can blame the dogs which by the way there probably would be something of a thing about that right the dogs pushing her off a cliff they probably would get euthanized that's for sure wow your dogs murdered a human being they're dead yeah that's big big nose yeah i tried because i loved you bitch no she did not cry anything she doesn't even her moral barometer is stuck really far down like her neutral is stealing from everyone that's like that's what i'm doing okay it's like no i never was it's movie shit yeah oh you think i'm cruel oh i'm cruel yeah i'm cruel at all 97 audience they wanted to be iconic don't they is she gonna say we live in a society next ah time to return to my stolen vehicle no thank you for your time incompetent as always you're the one who tried to kill her and failed why are the cops on her side like what's what's that oh my goodness okay that was necessary yeah all right evil someone who knows about this film gonna break out of buddies feels like we could have cut a whole bunch yep oh no terminator yeah i'll be back curious police station they're gonna shoot you and i'm curious how this will work how is this gonna work that's a literal like one to one wow you could have easily killed someone all right so like they're gonna just shoot you and you're gonna die yeah you're dead it's over you see the police do in this universe apparently the garbage trucks are really easy to steal this in this world okay car chase oh when did you learn how to drive i thought you've only driven once before now you know how to drive a garbage right though yeah not to mention that's tough to drive one of them nobody noticed this dog nope it's device that'll allow them to hack it oh there you go all right now they have to get through the entire station without getting caught i'm sure that'll be easy no we're gonna cut nobody free yeah that'll be that's right she's in a dump truck she can't get away wow i thought you couldn't drive did she just steal a dump truck like i guess you can steal whatever you want in this world everything oh okay okay sure wow okay oh okay how did you pile it up like yeah no it is she couldn't have done it like that and it wouldn't even be strong oh yeah nobody noticed that you guys oh yeah oh my god this movie is hard for your brain cells like my neurons are dying artificial barrier blockage guys this is unreal i can't believe she found him i've had enough of being treated like a dog thank you no thanks winch i'm curious how this conversation ends with them getting back with it right now baroness is my birth mother no no that's no i don't care about that that's not what you should be seeing right now that's not the important part oh they actually apologize is she gonna do it and then kill the sweetest woman i'll be at aliyah wait she calling her aliyah because she said she was her mom when she wasn't because wow good luck with that yes thank you jasper be killed situation here yeah and she's a homicidal maniac and you're not but i'm still young funny or it would be if i knew you were being funny jasper please i'm joking the point is i can't run she'll find me jasper you know it's all about me it's all about me they're not doing this is all wrong this scene's all wrong i'm sorry oh my god she did it you're my family yeah do better because if i was them i'd be like no you're just manipulating me she did he's working yeah no no no no no she said sorry one time and you're just like hunky dory you could have had a whole two minutes of conversation we'll be looking for you jesus christ would have been better if they abandoned her like nah fuck you we're done all she says you're my family it's like the whole problem was how she was treating them if they were her family i'm sorry i didn't realize they'd be company john this is my family oh fuck you they don't have real relationships they had it they had something one thing they could have done something with wait if she's actually playing dead with then she won't be able to get the inheritance well you'll see okay okay definitely a movie where i'm like oh that end credits is looking juicy right now another song by the Beatles oh you're right it's not yeah well i just glad they're not tarnishing the reputation of another electric light orchestra it's amazing they've um they built the drama up for jasper and it got nuked by her saying i still like you i'm sorry you were family and terrible absolutely fucking tell why do you even bother can't even have conflict or anything you know i would actually argue that jasper's been partially assassinated he was the only character i can't believe they assassinated jasper's characters you could have humanized fairly successfully a couple of impressive they ruined this song too why'd they do that can't believe they made the creative decision to say that genetically that's what her hair is she reminds me of solo it's called the same shit why is her hair like that because she was bored with it how'd she get that name because someone told her that how come she hates dalmatians because her mouth was pushed off a cliff you know killing her is not gonna make that go away bring this up now thanks for helping me yeah could you maybe explain that find it very difficult to say no to you sometimes there's a plot mate it's the script is stopping you it's one of the things i love about you thanks i'm sorry was a lamp shading it's like you agree with everything i say and i like that he said thanks do you know his car's cold a devil to build oh my god solo solo she likes the way that sounded so cringe that was nice yeah wouldn't you uh night armor what yeah yeah i maybe that's meant to be a reference to when the the first and how in the estate there was that night almost a nerd in the house yeah any eyes that was um she'll be here tonight that was weird you could totally see if she was gonna do that everyone thinks she's yeah i've got a special treat for her it's a gun it's a bullet so leave her incapacitated oh tazer oh she's gonna tether you she's gonna you yeah she treats like her house like the npcs in a video game she's like zapp zapp shoot slap yeah but video games usually make them immune i don't know more cgi dalmatians why so basically nothing is walking next to march strong it's just holding a leash he's holding a leash with nothing on it yeah is the leash cgi is this i was just right it would have to be i had assumed so because they wouldn't want it to fuck with the handle they just pulled up the handle and nothing else i beg your pardon oh it's gonna get hard to find it now because except dude what the fuck are you doing except it's not gonna be hard just talk to him you don't need to tackle these people she nailed everybody to dress like that on purpose why would they uh in honor of cruella because she was so amazing okay i was about to ask as well how did she get in because all you have to do is have people check oh it's the dark night rises all of the back the cops left oh so now he's fucked surely that's gonna fall out by the way oh he's gonna grab it what what the fuck are we doing what is happening i don't wow they like styled it all the same way too this relies on everybody wearing the dresses that they were told to wear why would they i know women love it when they all show up to an event and they're all wearing the same thing they'd love that well the dog's not gonna do anything what what is this scene you're dead there's all people but they're yeah what do you what's even happening i'm just waiting for them to get to the payoff that's it like yeah like a zack snider movie the longer it goes just the more shit that piles up yep nobody's noticing that loud playing here i'm sure there are no other entrances to the house by the way yep giant manner no other doors to get all working perfectly it's funny she's so distinct compared to everyone else yeah because she's the main character no i just mean like how is nobody fucking spotting it's like oh it's so hard yeah it's just so many people with the wigs she's the palest one in the fucking room yeah most people when that happens they check one way and then they check the other way that's what everyone does so she would have seen her calling him she just let go though she so but if the dogs are misbehaving she's like right i need my whistle oh wait where's my whistle because earlier they were doing the aura thing but she thinks she's so awesome okay well this definitely isn't exactly what she wants me to do i guess they listen to her now oh okay even though the boys were taking care of those whatever fuck so this is where you go back inside because she has your dogs at a whim you need your security yeah why are you one-on-oneing this this is the key that unlocks the box my birth certificate was in it all makes sense no no no no no no no i've longed for someone in my life who was as good as me we're doing join me and we can rule the universe the baroness asks that you join her on the terrace gentlemen the baroness would like to invite you outside you're here because you're a brilliant designer and a wicked genius and you have occurred so little for family drama we hate them both die now oh they got through so wait so literally all of their security was in a room uh guys the security is already out now so they can do stuff yeah that's it it's done unless you didn't mean to show me that scene yet can i hug you she's gonna try and throw her off the cliff but then krill is gonna be like what the hell judo and then throw her off the cliff why does everyone look like clowns because that's fashion mark strong is the only normal person that fashion is where you socially acceptably dress like clowns it's like modern art but you wear it no i should move out of the way let's pull off or she'll fake her death again because it'll destroy a reputation if she's seen doing this yeah of course that was a pathetic hug he did that was a weak yeah she's faking it i'm not sure how but i mean you're going to jail for murder she didn't notice the crowd oh is that the plan yeah she's ruined her foundation that's why she put on the wig that she comes back as krill i was like hey do you inherit if they go to prison though is there a trampoline down there or she jumped she jumped she got like a parachute or some bullshit no she'll have done something big trampoline down there or something so i told you i died estella that is yeah but you can't inherit the estate if you were dead because yeah yeah before she died estella will to fortune to a dear friend cruella deville oh what is that even how it works you can't just like if i said if i die and i should have gotten whoever belongs to my parents and i go no i wanted to go to rags i don't think you can just do that heavily no you can't just do that like people can test these things also we can prove that that she cruella and estella are the same fucking person this isn't some stupid cartoon you can't tell like what he oh right here we go well so not fuck oh it's an actual fucking oh my it is actually a parachute oh god that water everyone knows she's the same person there's so many reasons unreal poetic fuck off yep so she's inherited all the buddy the all of the everything how many times have they done the whole like you see one half is dead cruella is the one that's alive now yes let's put in some expensive copyrighted music shall we let's do it we need more more song for the road oh hell hall yeah pops out this might be one of the most predictable movies i've ever seen yeah oh i look at so symmetrical look at that it's lying out like it was never supposed to be there it's like he was it was meant to be that way the whole time or something and she took out man she took out man from it oh god music they're doing this song as well fuck me yeah every song insane it's crazy wasn't also yes this song isn't fucking everything everyone loves the song everybody does it because yeah it's a good song but like they will just use it i remember when it popped up in black ops i was like this is awesome yeah i regret everyone using it a million times over it's unfortunate that how like yeah black ops did it really well and everybody's like yeah that's cool let's just do it well you know why they would be like yeah well we get to use it because sympathy for the devil you're like i don't fucking care like find another song my god they're actually setting up the franchise she's got her alfred got her robins setting up a team of puppy skinners elucious fox back there because they've been doing a lot of robin this whole movie oh yeah what the fuck so what now now it's time to skin dogs something cringe it's time for me to beat you i hate it yeah that was that was really painful like i'm holy shit it's unreal how bad the right is he's upon the novel one hundred one donations upon the novel can we please stop can we please stop with these remakes can we just stop everyone's you made a dress out of moth eggs where everyone the fat guy it wasn't fat things because they cut what is this james bond shit i was about to say actually fell yeah no the future the future what was interesting to me as well as all this emphasis on killing a stellar and bringing forth cruella in front of the henchmen who agreed that they love a stellar not cruella then nobody knows but also the priest who is there and listening to this whole thing another one bites the dust huh i never thought we'd live to see the day where disney ruins 101 well think about it they might ruin more because this is the prequel we might get because like the sequel to this could be 101 dalmatians but their version where the dogs are actually assholes well i mean yeah like i wouldn't be surprised they're gonna do they're gonna make her not the bad guy i think that someone could easily like do a huge breakdown of this and joker and explain why one is fucking horrible and like misunderstood i'm we gonna get like a mid-credits scene or an after-credits scene i've heard that we get one of them yeah oh he's making a songwriter because he's roger that's right oh and anita roger and anita we ray swapped them everyone we won oh jesus christ no oh my god what ruella gave predita and pongo to these two people that they can meet up for shut up shut up i just don't stop making noise the balls they have to even try to connect oh it was karella all along wait one of the dogs that karella had was pregnant so basically this is incest this is doggy incest so the main question why just why how dare they make karella into the dog lover she loved the dogs more than everyone else do they not realize what what the character does is there another credit scene or can we just kill ourselves already no that's it what's on wait that's it all right wow because they're gonna meet up and then they're gonna have a family she's gonna kill their dogs why would you give them dogs a ticket already gonna fucking kill no it's gonna make it to where ruella was trying to save the puppies it was someone else who framed her for the capture you can't see it but i'm crying right now she's like we can hear it they're like rain it's like an investment for her she's giving the puppies to the two so they eventually meet up get together make more puppies and so she murders them yeah that fits in with the convoluted nature of all her other stupid plans i guess maybe if i give these two dogs to two random people in london eventually that'll lead to a puppy skin empire they're crediting actual donations there were donations in this movie they're all cg those were the reference materials for the cgi god you know i really like the 90s one they actually used animals for the vast yeah that was that was really neat that was really neat yeah it must have been tough to train those animals and teach them where to go and make them look at things and all that stuff for you now like fuck i just make the animal cgi so they can jump on a couch we can't get a real dog to do that that would look fake if they took out all the cg dogs in this movie it would save them a hundred million dollars and it took out all of the all of the copyright music that's another 50 million dollars that was that was aggravating aggravating pain but it's also depressing i can't remember the last time i did to a film on such a fundamental level okay i think this is an evil film yeah we did the adventure right the original ah so awesome so charming yeah nice good guys charming the nice fun the 90s one it was a bit cringy but i mean i can see what you were trying to do it it's tough it was a product of the 90s yeah it's just tough to adapt it you're like i appreciate all the little things that you did it didn't say not cruella was the victim and then you come to this one what what is it you're trying to say this is the problem i need more english is just not capable of expressing like the trouble words have not yet been invented to express the depths of hatred for which i have upon this film i'm cruel all brilliant born bad and a little bit mad what the fuck were they thinking for so many choices this is what happens when people just buy whatever trash you sell you could do anything and people will just eat it up i can't wait for the uh fantasia remake where the devil of the mountain is actually the good guy oh they will yeah they're gonna ruin mizorski they'll find a way there's nothing redemptive about the main character i mean it was intentionally made to be a representation pure undisguiled evil right well yeah they called her cruel because you're trying to make a trying to give a redemptive arc to someone who's absolutely reprehensible but only that it goes a step further by villainize the Dalmatian like every time i saw the dogs in this movie thinking of the three-headed severance in uh harry bob whereas it's like a monstrous presence in the film and it's wow this really took the morality of the original and just flipped it turned its on its head and we're to like we're meant to love the reprehensible people hate the good guys well this fits in with a lot of modern stuff this is the the insane skew of the morality within it's weird i don't understand how it gets to this stage oh let's make a cruella deville movie oh like that explains what made her a bad guy like leads up to her being a bad guy and she's not meant to be rooted for us like no no um we're gonna we're gonna make her understandable and sympathetic it's like oh how are we gonna do that so first uh Dalmatians pushed her mum off cliff it's like oh can we stop right like all right we're gonna stop there you know what like the joker movie it didn't make him the good guy he's not a good guy you just understand why he's a loony evil man yeah you can sympathize with him but not because he's good you just understand why he is the way he is it's such it's such a key difference that like the end of the film is ah see she's not so bad i mean the the film ends with her joker ends with him doing something really bad whereas this film ends with her defeating the evil much worse person and coming out on top and doing it in a non like evil way yeah why it needs to stop like i'm sick of these i'm sick of these remakes of these old original cool ideas now of course this was an adaptation like the original was an adaptation but that movie is like a cool little original nifty thing then we get this which is much more hollow and cynical and it's they keep making so much money if you think about it she's not even a villain anymore she's no she's not buddy the hero she's the hero everybody she's everybody she's a bigger asshole than her she won at the end of the day for all of the things that she's done of like stealing people's wallets cars and everything like that the the end is oh she's still a giant arse house and a bunch of money yeah it's hilarious how disney makes the lifelong thief the hero but god forbid you use copyrighted disney materials in your youtube video i just i'm a little lost on like she went to prison therefore you get all of his stuff it's like i don't think that's how that works usually what works and then it's like not only should you not get it because you're dead it's like i want my friend to have it like oh well you died before you would have been able to inherit her stuff if you know what i mean yeah so it doesn't even make sense by their own logic and wouldn't she bend her like extreme scrutiny for some sort of fraud you know insurance inheritance fraud some absolutely happens to die randomly in a tragic accident and then and then turns over all of her possessions to somebody else what i was looking to highlight there is that it will go down to the person after her if she goes to prison and thus all of her stuff goes to the next of kin like okay so it's going to be this daughter that you tried to avoid everyone how oh she died oh that's unfortunate well i guess it goes to your friend because she's got no blood relative left presumably or an auntie or whatever else it's not going to what cruella would have wanted that doesn't even make sense estella was the person who was entitled to it and she put cruella on her no no no i've i'm past all of that i'm saying that it doesn't make sense because it would be evil ladies next to because estella's already dead before there would be an inheritance to give i'm saying your parents die and it's supposed to go to you and then you decide oh well on my deathbed i want it to move to someone else and you'd be like that can make sense if you've already received the inheritance if you're dead when your parents die then it goes to somebody else doesn't go to you to you to choose where it goes even if it did it would just get contested because wheels get contested they do it's not just oh you write it down it's good like people sue each other over wills people have like years long legal battles over wills no one's gonna believe this like it's just like oh why'd you hear what happened to that one psycho bitch who pushed that person off the bridge why would wait so why would she get the wheel in the first place because she's gone to jail why would that why would that mean that cruella would inherit her estate she's going to jail she's not dead that's what i mean i i was only the impression that that's not how it works going to prison doesn't make it when she leaves jail she loses all of her assets and she's just fucked like she's just all those things that's not how it works like but okay it's all the bullshit that's been happening between those two this whole time with cruella and suddenly she has all her stuff's like hmm we might want to look into that exactly it's awfully awfully convenient also like any uh estella was born with black and white hair her entire identity any any photos any evidence of hers as a child dropping that point up into like she was she's 10 or something like that black and white hair and then somebody with basically almost the same name inherited and here it's all her stuff with the same natural hair it'd be like a guy named you know jeremy and then and looks exactly like jeremy uh named barry me inheriting all your stuff it's like that seems but also she was she was raised by a totally different person she probably has a different last name yeah how does that work so what what would it be on the will would it be the name that she and if it was the name of the you know the the fake name then why would she have ever not thought that she was alive i don't see how this could work at all and this is like the end of the movie and explains how she's in charge as all of her money she was given to a fake mother so wouldn't she would not she wouldn't have a fake name right uh so she couldn't she couldn't prove her lineage why would she be in the will if she doesn't exist i love that idea they're like cruella inherits it's like who is that you know oh she's right there cruella it says right there the name it's like oh what is that what does that even mean who your parents he shows up in the death scene to collect she shows up the death scene to select collect and everybody's like oh cool oh man that's great do you have an id nope if she has a fake idea i think it's like wow this is super duper fraud what's happening here this is like duper fraud that's worse than regular fraud by a lot i don't respect that like the abandonment of morality as kind of like yeah she's a bad bitch and she doesn't take any shit from anybody like it's meant to be a form of empowerment to like be terrible to people like imagine showing this movie to Walt Disney it's like yeah yeah a lot of these remakes to Walt Disney it's like so she wasn't real devil what yeah yeah if Walt Disney wasn't cryogenically frozen in a compound somewhere in Florida then he would be rolling over in his grave he'd be i feel like he'd be so unhappy with this company he'd be like what the fuck of you guys hey it's like aren't you guys making like new stuff is that what's what's going on what are your new projects that you're working on it's like oh so uh we're working on snow white it's like i wait we did that that was like my first movie remember yeah yeah yeah uh so we're making snow white and we're making like little moment oh well i guess you wouldn't know what that is i can't get over this like look what they built this takes like hours yeah nobody noticed they have a big down yeah catwalk in the fucking well that's the things to clarify it's not just that i think we all hate it like this film makes no sense at all oh yeah we're in uh two territory for sure oh yeah oh yeah it's just like he's a metal detector for the poop yeah this movie completely ignored any sense of logistics like setting up a huge stage and then breaking it down and running away as the police are coming like what happened with that they should abandon it no they had all their they all the had all their equipment you know how do they just magically appear like spider-man from the ceiling and grab things you know they would have been caught many times right i just love that when you're writing something like this and you need them to not be caught until they finally need to be caught you just go um i don't know evil lady notices them by looking out the window there you go yeah yeah they're never caught doing crazy things but they they get immediately caught off off camera i and this is one of those movies it's like uh phasma where i would be like okay amazon tell me what is like what is cruella's character you explain it to me like in terms of what are her core beliefs values and what are her goals and i feel like she'd be like oh you know she's been through um you know uh quite a lot and well it's the story of um uh and she wants to um you know she's incredibly flat this character is extremely flat that's that's something the film just kind of like pretends that it has character but doing the whole estella versus cruella the whole time but i don't even really understand those two characters i realize they think that's character from quirk because she's quirky and it's very quick weird quirkiness is a personality and a character you know i just thought the horrifying really had a horrifying realization this is literally a story about family that's what makes it special makes it so powerful so our plan is to fucking tape moth cocoons on a dress and then they break in so they put it in the time put it in the safe so all the dresses get fucked up when they hatch which also must have been timed incredibly well for that to happen i just like it is this is one of those practice movies like if you're gonna start talking about movies on youtube and you just need practice this is this is criticism fodder it's just one of those great movies like ghost busters and all that other shit where it's just so bad that it's great to hone your skill yeah just find all the things to train your brain to find all the stuff because it's almost impossible to miss in a way i think we made a comparison before but like if i were like a teacher i probably like have everyone watch this in the in the lesson and then see how many people can find all of the different flaws maybe try and even tally up the total myself and see how like the test to be how many can you find because yeah this is this is like it actually makes me hate it more that it was competently made technically but it to have they all are it has such a rock and core but it's like around the the surface of it it's actually like well made the writing is the king like writing is king you eat it everything else it's like this is great you worked really hard and i can see that and clearly there were a lot of talented people who worked on this but you were all let down by a really bad script which is the story that is that's story well that's the interesting thing a lot of people would would tell you it's like the writing is not king for filmmaking but just switch it to no storytelling it is king for story and what you're doing is telling a story writing is king for it's the fundamental part of the narrative if you remove everything the writing is the one thing you have left that you can't get rid of even if it was a film with no talking there would still be writing to describe like the actions and beats that happen in the movie yeah it's like one of those images those little pictures that as a kid like where you see a photo it's like point out all the things wrong with this photo and there's like you know newspaper that's backwards or you know yeah it's about the difference it's about the difference between this film and a good film ironically because it's about you know fashion industry fabric and stuff like that but this is all about pulling the wool over some of these eyes like you know it's spectacle there's like beautiful shots like you know great great cinematography you know creative you know visuals even a lot of it was CG but uh with no substance underneath or no no logic or sense like every single dramatic like wow moment that'll that'll get people you know screaming on you know twitter or something about how great this is and how amazing the shot is it has no logical sense behind it just like the logistics of every single one like having a dump truck dress how many dresses and how long and would that even work could you even stand up you know like yeah it's it's it feels like they had a shot list and a list of costumes that they wanted and then they like arranged the story to get all of those in the movie how did Mark Strong get himself and her out of there without any of the fireman knowing like the people who try to that's a good question that was a very good question well because don't think about it what's the theme of this movie be yourself be yourself yeah be yourself oh don't let the will tell you who to be even if you cause misery and suffering and stuff on everyone else around you there seems to be a problem with disney in particular right now is it's like the project gets announced and then they start figuring out which people they want for it it's not like the idea doesn't come before the project the project is first and then the idea has to like come into existence so you have to find someone to like invent this idea for a movie that is going to happen nobody starts with like a cool original idea for the story and it's the same issue with like all of these movies and for the marvel movies as well where it's just like oh no we need this movie find people to make it happen it was like a really backwards way of trying to create a story every major event was just completely coincidental pretty much just like oh it just happens to run into the the exact person you need to run into to discover your mother literally your mother the killer of who you thought your mother was you happen to end up being employed by her because she just happened to walk into the one place where you happen to get drunk and happen to make the most amazing you know avant-garde uh display ever even despite having no interest or no experience after that point and it's just like yeah it's completely you don't need experience when you have natural talent and every time that you do it is on really hard connections there are to joke yeah and i'd say like the just the big meme sin of everybody jokes like they're doing a Cruella backstory it's like yeah they're gonna try and make a sympathetic like what what are you gonna do dumb nations killed my family oh oh they actually did that no one thinks this is good right no they don't think this is good so tweet did they say this is like the best disney movie or shit i wouldn't be surprised if there are some women out there who like i want to do here like who is so cool yeah so like metacritic the user score is eight 97 on writing tomatoes right so 97 percent of people liked it okay i mean i guess the big one is it's got a six does the mouse have their families hostage or six is marked as mixed or average but like six means that it's it's better than it isn't i imagine it's going to be the same thing where it's like oh you know that like emma stone was great and all the actors were great and it really looked cool and it was the seventies and the music was neat the story was really stupid but still six out of ten you know films are films are about molding the story for me they're about yeah i mean the story yeah the craft to filmmaking that doesn't include like the script or anything but the craft to filmmaking oh boy yeah pretty rich too to have that hair that's like half black half white as if it's supposed to be some statement on duality where it's like there's a little bit of bad in everybody it's like you're all bad you're a piece of shit where's the good in you where and as as if like the whole movie wasn't a fuck you enough to the morality of the original one like having that end credit scene where it ties Corella to the origin of the dogs like that just sours the fucking thing to that end degree dude fuck you wait they did this shot it was like oh look it's like going into the house where he's working and the dog is there it's like stop just stop it but like how do you juggle the morality if she's like i am woman hear me roar you know empathetic anti-hero and she gave the puppies to the you know Anita and and like how is that going to work like are you who are you supposed to root for then that's a very why did she give a dog to Roger what did he do well she read the 101 Dalmatians book to find someone called Roger read the script yeah it's terrible that people think that this is what female empowerment looks like like what a terrible message to put out women out there if you behave like this in public in real life you're gonna get arrested killed beaten just screw over whoever it takes step on as many throats as you have to to get what it is you find because you're fabulous just the way you are i don't think i've seen like such a transparent film either like i could we saw like the art scenes or like the dramatic long take monologues and everything like that it was just a very very obvious what which beat they were hitting at each point like that one scene where she drives her seals them the the male bike and drives to the fountain and just like you know explains the her entire motion all the events that come it came up to this point and and like it's like okay this is the transformation transformation scene okay good we got that check box you know oscar bait i guess yeah it's just really really obvious what they were doing nothing not in a really original bone in the body of this film this better not win any awards it'll probably win that'll be a sad day for the species it's gonna win it's definitely gonna win like an oscar for costumes oh yeah yeah i suppose and i guess that would be fair um yeah that's you know that's that's fair yep i guess my my wonder would be if like anybody if it got nominated for a screenplay that would be really disappointing good god three movies from three eras that kind of are connected by dalmatians thank you all for watching we'll see you next time bye bye everybody did it pain it's rare that a movie can earn the word rancid rancid that's great isn't it subjective no i'm cruel oh god it's all so depressing i couldn't agree more