 Prank call time to finish the episode and this time we're using suggestion Sent in by none other than you you there you guys listening, okay in the comments last week's podcast Someone had a great suggestion. They said why don't you call a restaurant pretend to be locked in the toilet saying that you're out of fucking toilet paper It is a good idea. It's a great idea. Fuck me. I hope this works. Let's see if I can keep them on the line this time Hello, I've just come into your restaurant and I'm just in the bathroom And I've gone to the toilet and there doesn't appear to be any toilet paper there Yeah, so I was just wondering if maybe someone could perhaps bring me a roll of toilet paper or is that too much to ask? Yeah, I will I've come into your restaurant. Yeah, so the restaurant the Golden Bamboo Chinese restaurant The Golden Bam what's that sorry? Yeah, the the female toilets. Yeah, I'm not sure if it's the toilet. It's just a dark sort of room Yeah, the female Yeah, yeah, that's right. Yeah, I've just sort of I've just sort of snuck in yeah, and I've just gone to the toilet. Yeah Yeah, I've just used the bathroom the ladies bathroom and there's no toilet paper here Yeah, I'm in a dark room. It's quite dark here. There's no actual light. So yeah, I'm pretty sure it's the toilet In the female toys. Yes, that's correct Sorry, sorry, I could hear you screaming I could hear you screaming. I could could you hear me? Maybe I'm in another room And maybe I've accidentally gone into the male toilets. Could you go and check the male toilets, please? Yes, hello Well, look, maybe I'm in some sort of storage Compartment or something. Do you guys have like a closet? I'm in a dark room and I've just taken a shit on the floor And I can't feel around for any toilet paper. Okay, and it's sort of starting to dry up and caking on Look, I'm in a dark room. Okay, so maybe just maybe you need better signs on your doors All right, because I've come in to your establishment Looking to use a toilet and I've obviously walked into some sort of storage room and I've taken a shit all over the floor And all I'm asking is for a little bit of toilet paper, please Yes, from Sandgate Road Boondle. That is correct I believe I've accidentally walked into a storeroom. Yes, and it's getting quite hot. I'm getting quite humid in here Check the storerooms, please darling. I'm freaking out Yes near the female toilets, I must be close Yes, the female that is correct. Yeah Well, look, maybe perhaps I'm in another room next to the toilet Okay, I'm sorry. It's just me. Okay. Okay. All right. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm panicking. It's just Okay, it's just the shit's really starting to cake onto my ass cheeks. It's quite hard Yeah, I must be look at and let me just apologize quickly for losing my mind there But it is quite terrifying It is a very dark room and now that I've realized that I'm not in the women's toilet I am terrified and the shit is caked onto my asshole. Do you understand? It's so maybe bring a scrubbing brush Okay, so Okay, so I'll take you through the way I went I walked in through your restaurant And I headed right and then I took the first left and then I walked straight and I must have accidentally Walked into one of the other rooms. I didn't see anyone as I walked in either darling. I didn't see anyone come in Perhaps one of the storage rooms you guys have any storage dark cupboards or something I believe I've taken a shit in one of your cupboards Okay, okay, listen, maybe Okay, okay, maybe if I maybe if I start screaming if you maybe walk towards the woman's toilet I'm gonna start screaming as loudly as I can Okay Well, thank you so much for trying I guess I'm just it's just so confusing because I swear I read your restaurant name as I entered The premises I must have gone into a different restaurant. Yeah Yeah, that's so strange Oh my god, how embarrassing? No, that's totally fine. How embarrassing I'll see you later. Thank you. Yeah, I think she said it's not funny. Okay at the end. That's Dude, oh, I like I would let her move in. Yeah, what a nice lady guys So nice and she sounds so sweet golden bamboo Chinese restaurant gone go to their restaurant Yeah, yeah small business. Yes supporting small business. Yeah, my voice is Fucking like man that lady is one of a kind. Yeah, she was very helpful