 Hey guys, so I realized while recording I do not feel like my normal high energy self or at least I don't to me That is for a couple of reasons One state of the world to this movie is just so bad that I didn't feel like putting the time or effort into making my like normal high energy over acting self so Yeah, just keep that in mind Also spoilers massive spoilers in this but you're not gonna watch the movie so it doesn't matter all right Anyway, hope you guys enjoy the video. So here it is. Hello, and welcome back to another Critical review of mine this time on the movie lockout. So to begin with lockout is a sci-fi movie taking place in 2079 I believe where basically at this time Super max criminals I guess are being held in stasis on a space station because Apparently reasons Yeah, that was not explained at all like it is not explained why we're holding them in stasis in space Because they're in stasis. So why do they need to be in space? They're in stasis. They shouldn't what? I don't know that's not explained at all, but like okay. So the main character of this movie Snow snow is like this stereotypical I don't give a shit action hero that was popularized in the 90s for whatever reason But in a movie where they tried to play off of that in a comedic style I don't know It's very hard to explain what the fuck snow is because the movie seemingly doesn't know But the movie basically starts off with a fight scene of him like you know doing his thing and then Like he gets arrested No before he gets arrested well He's running away because they're attacking him because they think he did something that he didn't actually do like Okay, sorry. It's it's very very weird and annoying and I I did not like watching this movie at all the movie Goes from decently choreographed fight scene to a ps2 graphic I'm not kidding. It suddenly is like 200 miles an hour while he's on a motorcycle Shooting cars that are chasing him and things are blowing up on the street The only lead-in to this that we get is him seeing the motorcycle and then it just cuts to that Okay, I don't understand why we're using a ps2 graphic, but Anyway after the ps2 graphic he crashes almost he almost dies But barely stops because cliche and then gets arrested because they they apparently believe that he's selling state secrets Or something or they thought the guy that he supposedly killed was selling seats It is not explained why he is arrested Outside of they think he shot someone who was supposedly selling state secrets Which if the guy was selling state secrets wouldn't the government want him dead and stopped to begin with Yeah, again, it's not explained why he was arrested Outside of he they think he killed the guy. Oh and by the way, this guy that he supposedly killed They think he killed him because they have one angle of video footage that makes it look like he shot him One I'm sorry You're telling me that this is a world where we have single wheeled motorcycles that can go 200 miles an hour with cars that can explode because I shot someone in the Face through the windshield that has drones and puts people in stasis And apparently has some sort of life-tetecting system in the entirety of the first family Doesn't have more than one video camera to do surveillance on this guy with what the level of mental Acrobatics that they had to go through to be like nah, he doesn't have any no not at all No surveillance other than this one angle that was cut through a freaking binocular, which by the way that is Exactly how he the guy saw it through fucking binoculars Somehow got good camera video quality to see him is the whole reason Holy shit. No. No, that is not how this works. Not at all But anyway, the movie then cuts to the first daughter She is in the station basically trying to figure out if the stasis thing is a good or a bad thing So they can you know do policies based on that because reasons and then you know bad things happen because they let out a crazy person who stole a gun and you know Hostage the Entity of the station and then let everyone out and then tried to rate the first daughter Like that that was a scene like you could tell where it was going and then his brother stops him Which I was grateful for so after that they get snow To agree to go to the ship so he can avoid Prison time which by the way he has been convicted to like 30 years with no hope of parole Because they think he shot someone no trial no nothing I don't care that it's shit up in our Constitution as something you were guaranteed Oh boy. God. I hate this movie. I hate this movie so much Holy crap, but then from there it standard goes to the spaceship saves the daughter They're gonna blow everything up. He saves everyone Somehow it is the most can oh, no, he doesn't save everyone everyone else dies They shoot all of their hostages because one guy is bloody insane and yes I'm gonna use bloody because the dude has a ficking accent the entire fucking film. I'm pretty sure it's Irish So I wish you're Scottish. It's one of the two the dude has an accent the entire time So the worst accent I've heard either but it made no sense because apparently this is an American prison And I apologize if that wasn't the best accent Lord I'm working on my accidents, but you know, but I'm keeping that in yeah But like this guy shoots everyone for no reason other than he wants to draw the president's daughter after he finds out She's the president's daughter despite the fact that more hostages is a better thing than less dumbass the stupidity of the criminals in this movie they get out and survive because of course they do though They jump from space and as they're coming down Parachute they open the shoot like maybe 500 feet above the ground and somehow land softly and don't break all of their bones on the fucking Street that they land on that the first daughter does the thing and Finds out like gets the fucking case and the information and all that and then it's revealed that the person actually tried to steal State secrets is the one who was like convinced everyone to help the guy and then the movie just ends very Cliche I think fucking God. I'm happy that the movie did one good thing and that was the two arguing Characters that seemingly hated each other snow on the first daughter It's implied that they're going to fuck after the film, but they don't kiss She punches them in the face as payback for what he did to her on this ship, which thank you for once It's one of my biggest pet peeves when characters do nothing But argue the entire time and then they just are suddenly Boyfriend and girlfriend at the end of the film it bothers me in like all media if it happens in a show In a book in anything it pisses me off because it is stupid. I have opinions Here that was the one good part of the movie And it's just it feels like it was supposed to be made in the 90s But they didn't think they had the budget so they pushed it off ten years. It's really bad It's not even like those old 90s movies You can just laugh at the cliches and how stupid some of the stuff is it's just bad the number of times I like questioned every mode of the characters had because it made no sense. I mean, oh my god That's the thing. I can't really say much. The movie is just really bad The set design looked amazing. I'm a massive I love sci-fi and fantasy and so if you get an amazing looking set I will love you like the movie pan from 2015 yeah 2015's pan the Peter Pan sequel never only it looks gorgeous like The set and everything looks amazing and I thought that was brilliant, but The movies really bad Lockout is a very similar way The set looks pretty damn cool all the props look awesome, but the movie is bland is all hell and just Boring it makes no sense and oh my god. It was such a slog to sit through So it's like an hour and a half long I remember like looking up seeing like eight o'clock and my first thought was holy crap It's only been an hour. It's so boring and it just drags and oh my god Don't watch this movie if you want a fun dumb action movie There are plenty better ones out there. Just don't please tell me a favor Don't watch this movie if you can avoid it never watch this film for me This movie rolls of four like this movie failed that check to make me enjoy it by and large Super cliched plot feels like it came out and it should have come out in the 90s Which it didn't I remember this because I remember seeing commercials being like that looks awesome I want to see it with just cliched plots cliched characters boring dialogue Pretty looking set, but that's pretty much all the movie is going for it So even if you're bored, there are better action movies to watch better sci-fi movies to watch Minority reports on Netflix watch that. Yeah, just Overall not enjoyable movie at all. Seriously. I think that's the lowest seven I don't think I've ever given no no I don't think I've ever gotten to a natural one this came close But the pretty-looking set and the fact that the characters didn't end up together immediately at the end of the film I liked that so gave it a little bit back so a four, but Yeah, that's all I have for now guys I hope that you enjoyed this video if you'd like to follow me on Twitter or Instagram links to both of those are going to Be in the description down below as always if you'd like to watch more of these reviews Playlists is going to be linked right there If you would like to see another video of mine, whatever that is going to be linked right there and Yeah, I hope that you guys have a great day and as always. Peace out