 Hello, I've been gone for a long time, but that's because I was watching SpongeBob DVDs after my Joey decided to destroy itself, right after 5.30pm and March 30th 2006 happened. But now, I've discovered two unmarked VHS tapes with two different effects. Okay, I can already hear someone typing in the comments. Oh no, another VHS cliche. Can't you just shut up already? Nothing can be further from the truth. Let me explain. According to the two tapes, both of them are recording from separate bates. One is from November 10, 1999, during the airing of Hall Monitor. While the last one was all the way in 2011, during the airing of Midlife Crystation. Now that we've got the important info out of the way, let's continue. I was digging through my VHS box, when I found two tapes wrapped in tape. I pulled out a pocket knife, and carefully cut through the tape. As I opened the two, they were recording VHS tapes, since one was from Maxill, and the other was AT-12. I inserted the first one, November 10, 1999, and rewound the tape. It took quite a bit before it stopped, and was ready to play. The tape started during SpongeBob's speech in Hall Monitor, where he mentioned, Things seemed normal, up until SpongeBob said, When suddenly, it cuts back and forth with the punishment line, before a warning moved so fastly. You had to pause it, but I was able to do so. It says, Turn off your television set immediately. Do not turn your television set afterwards. Destroy any VHS recordings of this airing. This material is prohibited. After many back and forths with SpongeBob stuck on saying, Punishment, SpongeBob's frame is blacked out with a deep voice saying, Which was the original voice line from the episode. Afterwards, it stopped immediately. I took out the tape, and quickly inserted the 2011 interruption tape, Rewound it, and then pressed play. In this one, it cuts immediately to where Patrick and SpongeBob say, Are you ready? In their annoying tones in the original, with Patrick saying, Before SpongeBob screamed, are you ready to get crazy? Before the screen suddenly stopped on Squidward, Slowly fading out before text appeared. In the current Nickelodeon font, it says, You thought this was all real. Don't be foolish. Find the data DVD. After almost three seconds of black, text came back in a different font, saying, Things were not always this way. This is all your fault. Fix it. Now. It stayed on the last lines. Fix it now. Before the tape abruptly stopped. Fix it now. The data DVD. What's going on? So many thoughts spiraled in my head. I kept thinking about what happened before the gorilla scene paused. Squidward chanting the word, Kelt for brains in a loop, and now two new events. I took the tapes and placed them back in the box. Here I am now, sitting in my bed around 12.30pm. Keep thinking about what it said. The data DVD. What does it mean? I kept thinking about the supposed Sponge Boy toy pilot, But that couldn't be it. Although, I've got sources to prove I'm not crazy. The rabbit hole kept digging deeper and deeper.