 Hello everyone, welcome back. I hope you're having a great day. I know I am. If you stumbled across this video, thinking it was one of my main channel videos, it's not. This is my second channel. Get that through your skull. My second channel is where I like to get a little bit more goofy. I like to do a little bit less structured videos. You know, I don't have to script them out. I can just kinda sit down and just wing it. So that's what we're doing today. Also on this channel, I like to drink LaCroix. And I've mentioned in the past that I have a favorite flavor of LaCroix, but I've never mentioned what it is. I have a very special announcement. I actually have that flavor here with me today. It is the lemon cello flavor. It's really good. So at the beginning of the year, I was thinking a lot about the year 2020. It sounds like such a futuristic year. I think we all thought we'd never get here. And now that we are, it feels like we're living in the future. It made me think a lot about like, I wonder how close we are to what people in the past thought the future would be like. And then I stumbled across this video that's called, in the year 2000, fashion predictions from 1939. It's from this channel called Vintage Fashions. But it's this video from 1939 where all of these fashion experts try to guess what people will be wearing in the year 2000. And I'm obsessed with this video. I watch it a lot. I have, I think almost the whole thing memorized. It's only a minute and 14 seconds long. And most of it is about women's fashion, but at the very end, they talk about men's fashion and they do one little outfit for the man. And I think it's great. I love the outfit. And I'm pretty sad because it seems like it never really came to fruition. This type of outfit doesn't exist. And I truly think that it's the outfit of the ideal man of the future. So I want to show you guys this video and then I'm going to make this outfit so that I can be the ideal man of the future. Okay, let's take a look at this video. But now before I get another sip of this lemon cello. Some of the most famous fashion designers in the US today have been asked to forecast what Eve will look like in AD 2000. One idea is a dress that can be adapted for morning, afternoon, or evening. It's the sleeves, what does it? I love the way they used to talk back in the day. It's the sleeves, what does it? Everyone talks so fancy. So this is a dress where you can like zip off the sleeves when it gets hot and then you can zip things on when it gets cold. I guess things like this exist. There's those zip off pants that like hiking dads wear. So maybe this kind of exists. According to another artist, one dress of the future will consist of transparent net. The net probably to catch the male. The net to catch the male. That'd be cool if there was actually like a net gun that just shot out a net to catch men instead of just being made of net. This one I also feel like is kind of a thing. There's like mesh clothing, which is pretty similar. I don't know about this like wiry boob thing. Apparently in AD 2000, we should be having a hair-raising time. Yet another designer goes so far as to believe that skirts will disappear entirely. Shoes will have cantilever heels and an electric belt will adapt the body to climatic changes. The lightly-clared woman of tomorrow, ooh, swish. Ooh, swish, oh fuck. We'll move in an atmosphere that's scientifically kept at the right temperature. The future bride in a wedding dress of glass. What the groom will wear, apart from a worried look, isn't mentioned. I love that old school hating your wife humor. Oh, I'm getting married, oh fuck. Or maybe he's wearing a worried look because his wife's wedding gown is made out of glass. Address of aluminium with a sash to change it for afternoon or evening and an electric headlight to help her to find an honest man. Ah, that'll help her find an honest man. A light bulb shining right in her eye. Ah, perfect. Now I can finally find an honest man. Oh, I was so blind before. I mean, metaphorically, now I'm literally blind. Fuck, that really should not have done that. I am seeing spots now, boy. Okay, all right, okay. Here comes the man part. Pay very close attention. As for him, if he matters at all, there won't be any shaving, collars, ties or pockets. He'll be fitted with a telephone, a radio and containers for coins, keys and candy for cuties. Oh man, there's so, there's so much good stuff here. First off, they don't address this fucking crown that he's wearing. Are all men in the future kings? There won't be any shaving, collars, ties or pockets. There won't be any shaving, colors, ties or pockets. All of those things go out of style in the year 2000. No more ties, no more shaving. You will have to have a beard. Okay, so here's a breakdown of this outfit. He's in a full ass jumpsuit. He's got a telephone and a radio strapped to his chest. And then he's got this belt with separate containers for coins, keys and candy for cuties. I don't know what things were like back in the 30s, but was it that easy to woo a woman with just a container of candies? Hey, you wanna go back to my place? I've got jelly beans. I like that they took some liberties with like new inventions with the women, like the dress made of glass. It's like, ooh, that must be some kind of new type of glass. And they didn't really do that with the man. They took things that already exist like a phone and a radio and containers and just glued it to him. But anyway, I am dying to try this shit out. All right, I got a whole bunch of boxes with a whole bunch of stuff. Let's open it up. Oops. Okay, I've got everything I need here and some stuff that turns out I don't need. I've got a nice jumpsuit to put everything on. We got the belt to attach all the cool shit. I've got a little phone holder so I can attach the phone to my chest. I'm just gonna be using my cell phone since I don't know why I would use a landline looking thing when I can just use my phone. Then I've got some containers for coins, keys and candies for cuties. So I was planning on just using these containers for coins and keys and then getting a nice big container for candies for cuties. So I bought this nice big thing. I figured in this weird world where candies equals cuties, I would want the biggest container for candies possible. So I ordered this, which I thought would be plastic so I could drill some holes in it and then be able to tie some wire to the belt to attach it. Turns out this thing's made of glass and is a lot heavier than I expected. I don't think I'm going to be able to attach this to the belt. So I might just have to either use one of these containers for candies, which would be a shame because it's so goddamn small. I won't be able to get any cuties. Or I'll just have to carry this thing around like a fucking creep to offer the candy to the cuties like so. We'll cross that bridge when we come to it. I've also got some wire to make myself a crown. Let's tackle the belt first. I bought this nice belt with like a cool metal clip because I thought it would look futuristic. Okay, here's the rev. I've got to figure out where these are gonna go on the belt. So I got to put the belt on. Got to tighten it up. Well, that's not really gonna work then, is it? So here's a tricky thing. I was thinking I would have like two containers here and one container here, but I can't glue to this part because then I won't ever be able to take the belt off because this has to slide through this very small hole to come out. So if I glue one to here, I can't ever take it off, which would be fine if we lived in the alternate future where this outfit did become popular, but I kind of feel like I'm gonna want to put back on my normal clothes after this. So I don't think I can do that. I can maybe glue it onto here, but then this is just gonna dangle and that doesn't look very futuristic. We're meeting the first of our challenging engineering problems in this project. Well, let's mark, I don't have a fucking marker either. Can I just mark with a scissor? I can't. This is a tough belt. All right, whoever made this belt, there's your free advertising. Guys, if you're looking for a tough belt, buy this one. It's on Amazon. I searched belts. All right, let me go get a marker real quick. Now I know that probably a container could go here and let's say here. As for this side, maybe I can tuck the belt underneath and then use like the wire to keep it there and then I can put one container here. Well, no, I can't really do that because that looks like shit. Wait, can I just cut the belt to like right here? Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Danny, you mastermind, you figured it out. You can just cut the belt. There we go. Now I can glue one right here. I'm a little concerned about how long it took me to realize that I could just cut the belt but you know, we're not gonna talk about that. We're just gonna start gluing. If you guys have seen my Troom Troom videos, you know how much I love using hot glue. That of course is a joke. I think that it is a hellish substance that burns my fingers every chance that it gets. So I am not excited for this in the least bit. I gotta wait for it to heat up to about the temperature of the sun. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Oh yeah, that's a good size glob. All right, let's go ahead and throw that shit down and I'm just gonna, aha, look, I don't even have to touch it. I can press down on it from up here. All right, I'm gonna press down on it for 10 seconds. Okay, and I'm gonna leave that and I'm not gonna touch it until I've done all of these. That way I can be disappointed when none of them stick. Okay, let's give this one a tug and see how we're doing here. Okay, it's actually sticking. Look at that. Ha, ha, ha. Take that haters. All right, first test. We are putting the belt of the future on. Ooh, the belt is warm. It's almost like the climate control belt from the other outfit. Tighten this up. All right. Oh, you want coins? I've got plenty right here in my container. Oh, I need to get into my house? Let me just take my keys out. Oh, you're a cutie. Ha, ha, ha. Well, I've got a separate container just for you. Here's some bubblegum. Well, this is working surprisingly well. I don't wanna get sappy, but I was really worried that this wasn't gonna work and this, you know, I was gonna order all this stuff from Amazon for nothing and this whole video would be a waste of time. So I'm really glad that I was able to glue these three containers onto this belt and now I've got about 30 extra containers that I have no idea what to do with. I'm actually feeling so good about this that I'm like half tempted to glue this heavy ass glass candy container to this belt. But we're gonna wait till the end to try this because that, oh, it sits like that. Well, it doesn't matter. All right, let's get this jumpsuit on. Yeah, this is pretty good looking. Hey, this thing has pockets. In the future, there's no pockets. I'll have to hot glue them shut. Also, this really smells like shit. Did someone already like work a long, hard day doing manual labor in this cover all? Why does this smell like nasty? Okay, so for the phone holder, I got like a phone holder that would go in your car. See, like, what is the point of putting your phone on this and not just putting it in a pocket? I feel like it would be way safer in a pocket, but there's no pockets in the future, so I guess we can't. So this is like a suction cup here. I'm wondering if I could glue this to the suit and if that would even hold. Cause then we'd have some really nice, like, you know, I could adjust it to any angle. If I wanted to, if I had it on my chest and I wanted to show someone a video, I could, you know, show them just in case they're like eight feet tall and they want to look at the video. Okay, so the suction cup actually suctions to this disc. So maybe I'll just glue this disc onto my shirt and then I can suction cup this bad boy to the disc. Get a nice, healthy dose of hot glue humped onto this bad boy and flip it over. Cool. So that is on there, hopefully. So now I can stick this on there, hopefully, and then I can put my phone in that, definitely. Oh, shit, okay, it's staying. That's good. All right, well, I guess that means that this will hold, hopefully. I feel like that looks even more futuristic than the actual outfit did. It's got this cool fucking robot arm on it. Now, before we put the whole outfit together, I need to work on the crown. So I'm gonna do that. So I gotta measure my head. That's how big my head is. Is my head shaped like that? Why's my head shaped like a gumdrop? I think out of everything, the crown is the thing I'm most excited for. That's really what caught my eye and that's why I'm so disappointed when you hear me talking about how they don't even mention it because I'm like, what does that do? Is it like a satellite? Is it like some kind of way of contacting aliens? All right, so. All right, let's see if that's enough. Oh, fuck. Okay. You know, this has taken a decent amount of work. I thought this second channel was supposed to be for shit that was easy. Now I'm doing all this. Should this just go on my main channel? Nah, cause I'm drinking LaCroix. Moment of truth. Ow, feels like it doesn't quite fit on my head anymore. I don't know how that happened. My head get bigger, did I get smarter? Maybe because I learned so much from this experience, my head got a little bigger. Well, that doesn't exactly look how I thought it was gonna look. It's definitely a lot taller than the one in the video. But you know what, I feel like it still looks cool. It still looks futuristic. It is definitely poking my head. Now that everything's in place and I'm feeling pretty good about everything, I wanna try one kind of crazy thing. I'm gonna see if I can hot glue this big glass thing to the jumpsuit. Cause I really want this to be part of it. Even though it is so big and heavy, I've been overwhelmingly impressed with the performance of the hot glue thus far. So I don't see any reason why this wouldn't work. So I'm gonna, I'm just gonna try hot gluing it right here. Probably have to work fast cause we've got a lot of glue to place and we wanna do it before it starts hardening and I feel like it's already starting to harden so that is not good. Come on, stick, please. I'm begging you, this is all I have. This is all I was looking forward to. This is not gonna stick, I can already tell. And now I'm gonna ruin the jumpsuit by getting it covered in hot glue. All right, let's give it a go. I'm just gonna lift it up and we'll see. Give it, oh fuck. Well, see now it kind of seemed like it actually did stick for a second. So maybe I'm on to something here. Okay, we're gonna try this again. All right, this really means a lot to me, probably a little bit too much. I'm placing a lot of myself worth on whether this is gonna work so I'm so nervous to pick this up. This is not gonna work. It was so stupid of me to think this was gonna work but only one way to find out. Try to do it towards the camera so we can all experience this moment together. A one, a two, a three. No, no, no. Come on, okay, all right. Well, nope, it's not gonna work. It's not gonna work. It didn't work, but on the plus side, now the jumpsuit is covered in little pieces of hot glue. Handies for cuties sounds like a charity. You give underprivileged cute girls candy because that's really what they need. All right, so I'm gonna, let's zoom this out and now we're gonna put on the jumpsuit. This has been a lot of work. I'm very excited to see how my life changes as I become the man of the future. Everything is going A-okay. This smells like garbage and now I smell like garbage. But hey, that's just how the future smells, baby. Oh yeah. I mean, how futuristic do I look right now? Be honest, look at this. Only one thing left for a futuristic king like me to do and that's to put on my crown. Okay, yeah, there's definitely little pieces of metal poking me in the head, but I'm feeling good. I guess I should put some coins, keys and candy into my outfit and see how I fare, you know? See if I feel like I'm living in the future. Laura, do you wanna be in my video? Can you bring me coins if you have any and keys and any candy if you have it. Okay, I see that. Okay, and meet me up here. If you had to describe me in one word, what would you say? Like a janitor who's lost his mind. That was more than one word, but. Coins, keys and candies for cuties. I've got my phone attached in a very handy way on an adjustable arm so I can, if I wanted to show you a video. Mm-hmm. I could do so. Why would you need like hand out coins, keys, any candy? I don't need to hand out anything except the candy. The candy is for cuties. Well, you never know. I can't really see my candy container. I don't feel like I can help you. Like that's not really the experience. Okay, so now I just wanna do a couple of tests and you let me know how I look and we'll see how I feel. I've got my keys, coins, candies for cuties. I wanna just do like a walking around test to see how everything feels. I feel like I have a lot on me and I wanna make sure that I can move about as I need to. Right, but how sturdy is it? Yeah, I noticed you didn't mention my crown at all. Did you even see the crown? I saw it, but it's not like the most outstanding part. It's not? Cause to me it's the only thing that doesn't make any sense. This is all, I can utilize all of this. What is the purpose of this? We'll start out with just a regular walk and see how that, okay. Okay, now let's take it to a brisk walk. The man of the future's gotta be somewhere and he left his hoverboard at home. Uh-oh. Okay, now let's try a run. A little bit of a jog. Hold the future bus for me, I'm late and I need to come get the purpose. Oh no. Well, you know what? It didn't fail in the places that I thought it would. Okay, everything's hot glued on. I thought that that would be the first thing to fail. The coins just fell because the lid came off. Where'd you fall? It's just on the ground here. Sorry, I didn't get that far. The dog looked at you strong. Well, you know, the future can be scary for some people. Are you hot? Yes, but he also had a goatee so that might have been part of it. Walking around in the future just sounds like, let's do a quick test. I get home, I get home and I need to unlock my house. I like that keys are still a thing in the future. Like they couldn't think of a world where there's no keys. They're like, well obviously you need a place to put your keys. The weirdest thing is that coins are a thing. Yeah. I thought we'd have these in the future but we'd still be using keys. And what world does everyone wear a crown but we still use keys and coins? Put it back. Simple as that. It didn't feel so simple. It was simple. Next step, I have to pay for something. So I walk over and I say, excuse me, Mr. Panda, I'd like to buy that basket. Oh, it'll be three cents. Let me dig through all of the coins. Three pennies for you, sir. Have a great day. Honestly, I'm fucking with it. I don't know about you. How do you feel? I like it. Is it because there's pockets? Because the video said there's not supposed to be pockets. All right, well, yep, I feel like I pretty much proved my point. Okay, that's the end of the video.