 Thanks for checking out this movie review let which is what I'm calling these things where I pull DVDs from and And or Blu-rays from my collection my stacks over here, which you can't see there are two more further off-screen I pull out three random ones totally random I literally close my eyes and just kind of move my hand and then pick pick one I do three of them and then I let you know what those are you vote on them So the one for this one for the first real Review let because you get it's like review and relet. Yeah, it's demonic toys as voted on by you viewers The other options were this is spinal tap and Was the other one kick-ass was the other one so you guys went demonic toys, so that tells me a lot about my viewers horror related and Love crappy movies. This is actually this is in my collection, but it's actually the first time I've watched it There are a bunch of movies in there like that to be honest So we might come across some more at the very end of this review I'm gonna go in depth on this film But at the very end is when I will review or I'm sorry reveal the three new ones that you have to vote on So all you have to do is put a comment down there and say the name of the movie that you would like me To do next I'll tally up the votes and the next video that I put out will be that one So let's talk about demonic toys This is a 1992 release so it's from some time ago As people as I'm sure people know if you're watching this and you've seen demonic toys, you know, it's a full moon entertainment film Charles Bands Company, so it's not gonna be like a good film It's gonna be a film and it's gonna have bad acting, but it's going to have fun creatures And the script is gonna be not Coherent not really Making sense. Yeah, so this was a straight to video release Which actually a lot of full moon releases are straight to video Full moon if people don't know best known for like the puppet master series But also known for these demonic toy films They also did like a puppet master versus demonic toy demonic toys and after seeing this I kind of really want to see that They also do like ginger dead man Doll man evil bong, you know stuff like that. So One of the very Interesting things I found out about this film when I was doing my research, which by the way if I sound stuff He sorry, it's like rainy outside and it gets my sinuses and allergies going so sorry about that But anyway, one of the crazy things I found out doing my research before I watched this was the writer of the script for Demonic toys was David Goyer now listen to some of the scripts that he's written since demonic toys Okay, he wrote blade blade to and blade three all the scripts for that Okay, way way loftier Goal writing wise than demonic toys. He also did dark city, which is a great film. He wrote the script for that That's a really good one. That's actually in my collection over there He wrote he did the the script for Batman Begins, which is quite a well-written Film then he did the the story ideas for the dark night and the dark night rises So obviously he was working with Christopher Nolan So going from working with full moon and entertainment and Charles band to working with Christopher Nolan on Batman. That's crazy He also wrote the script for man of steel Which I haven't seen but I've heard decent things about and Batman versus Superman, which I've seen it's not good It's not as bad as everyone has said, but it's not good So but my point being David Goyer started with stuff like demonic toys and he continued to do more scripts with some of these films and He went on to do some big things and be really successful just goes to show especially with acting as well And some directing actually if you think of people like James Gunn People who start off in like crappy horror and become something much bigger It's a really good starting point. So just know that if you're looking to get into any film genre You should start in horror. That's the best way to go. So In the very beginning of this film how it starts off I love how, you know, the the two two undercover cops are talking in the car and they obviously have a Relationship going on and the guy says we should get married He's like we should get married to have kids because she's like, what are we gonna get to you know? Get married is like we should get married if we're gonna when we're gonna have kids And she's like, okay, when do you want kids? And he's like, I don't know at some point basically being like you're stuck in this relationship the way it is for like The foreseeable future. I just thought that that whole exchange was actually kind of funny, but then they Use one of the things that I really hate in films to kind of like up the stakes immediately Which is like she's like, oh my god, I'm pregnant and it's like, oh no So now you know anytime she's in danger, you're gonna be like, oh, there's so much more at stake It's not just her it's her and the fetus But that ends up becoming even more of a plot point because it's you know This demon who's trying to be born. I mean it kind of alludes to it being like not just a demon But being like Satan, you know trying to be born into the world So he's going to use her fetus to be his new vessel basically So yeah, it's it's kind of ridiculous. I mean the whole film. It's ridiculous. It's not a good It's not well written or anything But then again like when you're watching a film like this when you see the cover art You know, you see this cover art you see the name of it and you see it's from full moon What are you watching it for? You're watching it because you know, it's not gonna be that good You know the acting is gonna be bad which it is in this although for bad acting it wasn't like crazy bad I will be honest and you're watching it because you want to see the demonic toys You want to see them pull that off and have good kills and for the most part? I think they delivered on that to be honest The concepts for the demonic toys were really cool that some of the kills were relatively decent The practical effects as far as like the kill practical effects like the gore and everything was not that good They could have used a lot more fake blood I would have liked that because like the parts were like the toys were like chewing on people's faces like they just like wiped Blood on like fake blood on there and there weren't like any chew marks or anything like that that I could see Actually, I think the the first chewing death There was a little bit of makeup to make it look like they're actually gouges of skin taken out But it's subsequent ones not so much It's like they were like spend the money up front and then let's skim towards the towards the end So it was kind of funny Yeah rough acting but also hokey music like Richard Bann makes a lot of the music for full moon entertainment, which is Charles Bann's brother he's Good at composing that type of music, but it's like hokey horror music But it's funny because any time I see a film that he's done music for I can tell it's him It's just there's just a certain sound to it and it's kind of fun, but it's very hokey. I don't know It's you have to put it to the right movie. So in This we have a horrible security guard, which I feel like in the 80s and 90s There was this whole long-running Trend of having police officers and security guards in the films be total idiots Just well actually not not just idiots, but like totally negligent like didn't do their jobs had no interest We just sit around and like screw off and get drunk like this security guard and just not pay attention to anything and Yeah, it's kind of crazy that we went through that period where where that was such a popular thing in like 80s and 90s film It's weird, but I just thought about that. So the chunky chicken I thought that was a lot of fun the the main employee who ends up becoming a one of the heroes of the film I liked his character quite a bit. I like how they set him up is like this I don't care delivery guy for chunky chicken Especially the fact that he's like Smoking while he's working and then just like handling food with his bare hands while he's also been smoking It's pretty funny. I I Like small funny details like that put into these types of films. So I appreciate that Also the fact they call it chunky chicken is is pretty hilarious and I'll in my notes I'll get to a quote tied to that that I really liked in this film, too Okay, so as soon it takes a while but as soon as the toys the demonic toys come to life You get this feeling of like, okay, here we go now. We're getting somewhere now We're getting to what this film has promised And it's fun. Like I said the designs on the demonic toys are pretty cool You have you know the demonic clown Jack in the box Which is fun because he's kind of he can kind of get out of the box and he's like the snake Type character and the sculpting of his face looks cool. He looks good and demonic and fun Then the the demonic teddy bear is a lot of fun, too He looks funny like the part where he's got a baseball bat and he's like hiding around the corner gonna like Knee cap the the security guard. He looks hilarious like that like the way they shaped his face It was just really funny and just to like see him kind of standing up and like holding that bat It's a funny scene and then I like how they threw in like the evolution of the demonic teddy bear where he He has that moment where he grows to like super size that was a lot of fun and I didn't see that coming I thought they're gonna keep them all small So it's it's cool with crap like crappy movies like this that are like We know we're not a good film and everyone knows they're not a good film where they throw in like little surprises like that It's like we know why you're here. So now the demonic teddy bear is super sized like you get excited for that stuff I do I'm just like oh sweet. I wasn't expecting that. There's a fun little something and then my Favorite actually the um, oh, I forgot. I literally just watched a movie. So I don't know I forgot the was it called like the oopsie daisy doll the little like a baby doll that talked like had a real attitude and extreme potty mouth and Yeah, that was pretty great. I mean basically a shit talking Baby doll and the voice they gave her was like super sassy and funny and the line She had we're really funny too and that was my favorite of them because you didn't know what lines We're gonna come out of that doll's mouth and that was what was really fun in my opinion Do-do-do. Yeah, the jack-in-the-box was pretty cool Actually, I already talked about a bunch of this stuff. So sorry Okay, so here's the quote. We're here's one of my favorite quotes from that baby doll I can walk I can talk I can even shit my pants Can you shit your pants? That's so funny. Like that's before she was I think it was the The security guard that she was about to kill. Yeah, like that's when they all like tag teamed it and jumped on him and started killing him So, yeah, that was pretty hilarious. I loved it Man the potty mouth doll. That's what I wrote down. I was like this potty mouth doll is the best the best Another really great quote from this I was like, oh, yeah, must be some sort of satanic ritual or something and I wrote down isn't it always It's usually some sort of satanic ritual with all these things Like I said the actual story for this not good not good at all It plays off some really tired tropes, but it's kind of what you expect from a film like this like I was saying The astral planes The the whole thing where they had like the demon who was saying he was existing in an astral plane and then possessing these Dot these toys and it's just like it seems like you're throwing so much together right now It's so jumbled up that you're just kind of like if it's not gonna be a great film Then we're just gonna keep piling stuff on in the script Just like it's demonic toys and this you know demons trying to get born is and it's probably Satan and then less Introduce these astral planes now and it's just kind of like Oh my gosh, just like slow it down just a little bit. We don't need all this. We do not need all this The wine drinking demon was funny though. Why he chose to be in child form I don't understand there was that whole thing where he goes through and the ladies like Asking him about his forms and he's like I could look like this or I could look like this But I prefer this and just some little kid and he's like got a glass of wine while he's talking as the kid Which was a funny visual, but then I was just like why would you want to stay this little kid? That's so weird Like why wouldn't you want to be a more able-bodied? Like grown up and that does happen at certain points during the film But I feel like that should be your default is more able-bodied less short Just saying especially if you want to get something done as a demon. That's all I'm saying When they do the backstory on the on the demon the first time it was born and then it was like kind of buried under this this warehouse Intel blood was spilled and it finally came back to life that was hilarious because like the Demon baby being born and then the people like going and giving it away to trick-or-treaters Which is ridiculous, but this is one of these things were like like I was talking about before It's just like now throw this on now throw this on this is one of those thrown-on things that I actually like because it's it's like Ridiculous, but they know it's funny ridiculous, you know So those types of things I'm like sweet. Let's do it. It kind of reminds me of the movie Demon wind if no one seemed demon wind also from the 90s Kind of similar ish in ridiculousness to demonic toys. You should definitely see that that's one of those ones It's like everything including the kitchen sink type crappy horror films. Check that out. It's ridiculous But a lot of fun for that reason I did write down and the sucks the movie drags it really does drag the problem is they try and like stretch the the runtime on it and Right, I'd rather it just be kind of cut down to like maybe one hour because it's about an hour and a half I think it's like an hour and 20 some minutes But they should have cut it down closer to an hour just to like keep it tight and more entertaining because there were legitimately times I'm just like Okay, okay, are we there yet? Are we done with this portion? Yeah, they just put too much dialogue and as we all know the story is not that good So like why do you feel like you need to have exposition in this just saying Wrote down another quote. How do you want your death served up? Do you want it chunky style or extra crispy? I Love love love that quote especially because they're tying it back to the chunky chicken in the beginning Great I Assume when they were writing it. They were like all chunky chicken. That's such a funny cool name for this chicken place We got to incorporate that later on because it's so good and they did and I loved it And then I thought like when the demon was dressed up as a woman Sorry, my cat's over there being weird when the demon dressed up as a woman who got naked for the guy I it just popped into my mind I was like there's nothing worse than a demon trying to seduce you and that's not just in this film That's in any film in which a demon tries to seduce a human being it never ends. Well, it's always creepy It's always gross pretty much So I think most of like phantasm, although I know technically like the tall man wasn't a wasn't a demon He was more like an alien being but it's the same type of thing So which by the way, I love the phantasm films love them So actually some of these may end up showing up on the review let fingers crossed for that Man that guy's head was pretty loose I wrote down the part where like the guy shoots the dude with a shotgun I don't understand why he didn't just shoot his head and make it explode initially He shoots him in the shoulder and then he like turns it around and just like wax him with the stock of the shotgun And like how loose his head was on was ridiculous because just like whoop and the head just rolls right off I mean, hey, I'm all for seeing heads roll in crappy movies like this But that was just kind of ridiculous I felt like there should have been a little more force to it should have looked like there was a little more holding that head on But you know can't can't complain too much with a movie like this Impressive was the stop motion animation on that little toy soldier. That was really impressive I did not see that coming because the the other the demonic toys For the most part we're just like hand puppets basically So I was not expecting any sort of stop motion animation and it looked good They did they pulled it off pretty well But I guess I should have known that that's something they could do because they've done that with the puppet master films Which I own I don't think I own all of them, but I own almost all of those films So those could show up in this as well. I don't know I Bet people on the set had a really good time blowing up toys That scene where they're just they have all those toys that are possessed and they're like turning and just like shooting shooting Shooting it's just like this long long sequence of toys Just blowing up getting shot to crap, which actually is fun. That's a good part of the film It's it's enjoyable to watch and it just made me think the people involved with this probably had a great time shooting those things Super-sized demonic teddy bear with great. I already talked about that the card game the the the war card game between the Good and the bad kid those flashbacks were awful and the fact is they start the film with that and You're just like what and it's not even interesting like I understand if you start the film with something that is Interesting and then tie it back in later like those things work But this is just stupid pointless idiotic You really could have had the good kid kind of come out of nowhere with no problem You didn't need the the card playing thing in the back or at the beginning of it to kind of lay the groundwork For it. You don't need it. Just saying And then like I said, you know to wrap it all up not a good story, but the toys were fun so I am giving this a star rating out of five stars and People may think this is really harsh because it is a relatively fun film But then like I said the story is not good it drags and you know I mean really it's just the creatures and some of the kills and some of the dialogue is is like bad fun So I'm giving it one and a half stars out of five I feel like that's fair because I I'm not taking it from standpoint of Four crappy horror movies. It's a one point one and a half stars If if we're doing that I might have it like two or something like that. I'm doing it. It's like film Period it's a one and a half star and it gets to be one and a half star because of the effects being relatively good And how it's crappy but fun. So There you go. There you have my review for alright my movie review let for demonic toys Good times So now let's reveal what the random selections were for the next one and go ahead and put your comment down there And vote on which one you want to see but first hit that subscribe because it can help my channel out a lot And then we'll get even more people involved voting on this Hit the notification bell if you want to know anytime one of my videos is available and Do some commenting not just for the sake of voting but also just to say, you know, what did you think of demonic toys? Have you seen it? Give me your opinions and thumbs ups are always cool So the first random one we have is and this might be weird hard to see It's a lenticular cover. It is the signal. I'll kind of like move it the signal see the lenticular Okay, so the signal obviously another horror film I'm not gonna read like the synopsis on these if you really want to know you'll have to go check those out because I don't Want to make this unnecessarily long, but yes, so the signal is the first one horror film The second one is not horror good fellas This is a classic So it'll be interesting to see if people will break ranks with voting for horror films for a classic like this Good fellas as a long one too It's been a while since I've seen that it's actually been a while since I've seen the signal as well And then the third one for some reason I think this is gonna be the one that is most popular going back to horror is the descent This is actually a film that I saw in the theater with my wife I actually talked to my wife into seeing it She's not like horror and she was like terrified and when we got out of this movie. She was like you owe me The claustrophobia in this is awesome But anyway, I don't want to talk too much about it because if people end up choosing this then I will do a full review on that More of like an analysis. So there you have it the signal of good fellas and the descent Cast your votes now and thank you everyone for checking this out until next time when we have our Exciting next movie review let's keep it brutal