 Number SCP-1987-J Object Class Euclid Special Containment Procedures All printed copies or recordings of SCP-1987-J are to be destroyed except for a single printed copy to be stored in a locked safe at Site-5150. One electric guitar of any standard model is to be made available for testing purposes. As of ████, testing is to be conducted by and on D-Class personnel only. Many people or objects affected by SCP-1987-J are to be examined immediately after the conclusion of tests, and archived or neutralized as necessary. Female staff members are not to be exposed to SCP-1987-J's effect under any circumstances. In the event of a manifestation of SCP-1987-J-1, the D-Class responsible for activating SCP-1987-J is to accept this request. No staff are to interact with SCP-1987-J-1 directly. This subject may be reassigned in an event of failure. An event of success, Procedure Counter-XK-25R-624 is to be enacted immediately. Mobile Task Force Omega-2112, the Beaumont Police Department, is to monitor major and independent music publishers and online music distribution networks, rating indication of an independent rediscovery of SCP-1987-J. In the event of a containment breach, all offending media is to be removed from public consumption, and Mobile Task Force Omega-2112 is authorized to execute Procedure Casem, Procedure Sumner, and Procedure Cobain at O5 discretion. Description SCP-1987-J is a sequence of chords intended to be played on electric guitar, which produces several anomalous effects when played. SCP-1987-J has been discovered independently by several individuals since the development of the electric guitar in the 1930s. The earliest known written copy exists in the form of a handwritten tablature dated in 1965 with a note, to J.H. Pretty cool, huh? L.R. In the margin. Extensive testing has indicated that any person who is aware of how SCP-1987-J is intended to sound when played and has access to electric guitar or amplifier is able to produce SCP-1987-J regardless of any previously documented ability to play guitar or lack thereof. As play begins, anomalous effects begin to occur within the area where SCP-1987-J is audible after approximately 1.6 seconds and continue to manifest every 10-30 seconds until play ceases or SCP-1987-J-1 manifests. No specific pattern as to the effects produced by SCP-1987-J-1 has been discerned to date. All effects produced by SCP-1987-J are permanent and are not reversed by cessation of play and subsequent exposure. Most documented as a result of SCP-1987-J include perception by onlookers that the player is unusually physically attractive or charismatic, spontaneous lengthening of the player's hair and or enlargement of genitals, apparent age of all females within an area of effect tainting to approximately 18 years, and or spontaneous manifestation of 8-10 such individuals that no female subjects are present, concurrent transmogrification of subjects' clothes into thumb bikinis, lingerie, or leather fetish gear have occurred in 68% of documented instances. Extensive testing has been authorized to determine where effects are correlated. Transformation of late-model automobiles in area of effect of vintage hot rods, muscle cars, or custom motorcycles, spontaneous manifestation of large quantities of distilled alcoholic beverages, spontaneous manifestation of sparks, pyrotechnics, or large fans, immunity of the player to bullets, resurrection of the dead either to their previous state or as zombies loyal to the player, spontaneous manifestations of dragons, dinosaurs, or scantily clad female angels loyal to the player, liquefaction of observers' facial features, spontaneous pregnancy and fertile female subjects, spontaneous pregnancy and infertile female subjects, and spontaneous pregnancy and male subjects. Testing has determined that all above effects are only produced when SCP-1987-J is performed on an electric guitar. Attempts to produce SCP-1987-J on acoustic guitar, keyboard, banjo, ukulele, or saxophone have produced a memetic field which causes observers to view the player as uncool or a sellout. With extended test sessions resulted in permanent ██████ testicles. SCP-1987-J-1 is an entity resembling a Caucasian male of approximately 25 years old, which the date has manifested on any occasion when performance of SCP-1987-J has passed a collective total of three minutes, one second in duration. SCP-1987-J-1, which has variously introduced itself by the names Count Rockula, Sir Rocks a Lot, and the Lord of the Strings, will immediately apply manifesting in order the player to cease and challenge him or her to what is described as an epic rock-down rockstiny, which had been observed to take the form of a guitar duel between SCP-1987-J-1 and the player with the offer of ultimate rockiness that the player is successful. The nature of ultimate rockiness is yet to be determined, and all observed instances of SCP-1987-J-1 has declared itself the winner and de-manifested, followed by the player's spontaneous transformation into an instance of SCP-1987-J-2, an unattractive male, regardless of the player's original gender, approximately 45 years of age wherein the uniform of a gas station attendant which identifies itself as Earl, and claims to be a fan of country music. All instances of SCP-1987-J-2 have proven unable to produce SCP-1987-J or to display any degree of skill with the guitar, and has been assigned to the maintenance of the Foundation motor pool. Memo from Dr. Klein As of ██████, I am hereby forbidding all staff other than the class for conducting tests in SCP-1987-J. Today, 38 researchers of Site-51-50 alone have become iterations of SCP-1987-J-2 while attempting to acquire the power of ultimate rockiness. Site-1137 is now facing a five-month backlog on critical laboratory work. However, we possess well in excess of the required automobile maintenance staff, and will have to resort to assigning the SCP-1987-J-2 into the D-Class due to the lack of work to assign them. As tempting as ultimate rockiness may be, we have more important concerns at this time.