 Hello hello check my sound My sound good cuz I got an exclusive. Okay new to new to a date new tour date Alerts new tour date alert All right the official first show of the return of the ghetto legends to It's gonna be Ready for this Ready for this In-making That's that's July 17th. Okay July 17th Making at the Coliseum go to the website right now for more information. Look It's fast It's fast because you don't believe nothing nobody tell you read it yourself What did they say? But what they say what they say July 17th. Come on, bro. Fuck the play Go website get on there See y'all ain't got no crack yet This ain't that kind of bet this ain't that kind of trap. There's a damn trap Take our bring out everybody selling dope in this house Yeah Shit Loading I'm like what the mother fucking holding holding up. What's the role? Oh, I'm rolling up and every time I be like what in me loaded up Ain't that shit crazy people been watching the show so long having babies at the baby Let's start walking and start going to school even got a little hoodie with the logo on it, too I've seen it myself. They be sending it to my DM. I'll be proud of myself. I'm like damn Jack is using happy and he's like I'm really about to do my thing here stand up and be a That's just some I seen earlier. Let's go. I ain't even really think about it I didn't know y'all a baby club maybe we don't but somebody made We working on it Somewhere around your neck. I don't know why you did I felt like we're gonna get some both eyes or even some bluetooth headsets or something Niki you pointed at the neck. I start thinking of all kind of products They could go around Really put a collar shirt on the baby I Can't button up a baby That's dope man, that's what you've been doing I'll be having a shit to do Somebody got a hole down the track Bro, I can't be here all the goddamn time. Tell them This motherfucker was just breathing liquid right The niggas just breathing liquid now he breathe the air shitting on himself for they have a whole thesis statement Why Clayton don't they'll tell us what he working on be like the game don't work like that Results to be shown right I don't want them to get them fucked up because they'll start thinking ain't got shit going on do What you talking cuz they see me on every episode and they be forgetting that I do all my shit outside the day that I Don't do this. I just have great They think this all I do they think you do right before it gets uploaded right they think I'm doing it They think it's done Yeah I'm about to stop reading comments Now because they be too big to fail it's because they know I read the comment They know I read them we not like they've been planting information in there that I ain't even posted enough What they put in there What you mean like flag comments like no shit getting in trouble flags like they like oh you and then they delete it And they what what's going on all types of shit All types of shit they arguing about they arguing if you see how like a motherfucker leave a comment It could just be a comment that ain't even real they will argue about How inaccurate the comment is but it's all a lie So it's like you arguing a lie and then the truth that you think is the truth is the lie, too So as long as they not believing the same lie that you believe you feel like they're wrong But then I'm like what if I intervene and tell them that it's all a lie and then the comments Then you fuck the comment so you got to let them leave some shit That's what I'm saying. Now you see the internet would have blew up. I know You don't have to ever be If you already are I did say that. Yeah, I told him that see It's deep. It's real They don't need to be crazy But long as you Why not You don't know what's going on in that What time scheduled to you like a drink to milk I saw him get fat in a day if you've been shitting all day. You ain't going to sleep tonight Think about it. Think about it. If you ain't never shit before and the first time you really start shitting is on yourself Think about how scared you would be Yes, yes, I got I was like, I was like baby shit be quiet. I was like, why the fuck am I mad at this baby? This baby has every right to go fucking He was breathing liquid a few days ago. Now he out here shitting on himself right with people He don't even know breathing air People he'd never seen Exactly and they sounded better when they was in that right and what if the face is not matching the voice This is you you meet who is dude We got to get back out here on this road When I can't see We got a few We're trying to go to all these We will We go where people want us to be okay, but Them people can come Somewhere close to them. I know but they don't understand. So you're going anyway. You're going way off in the cut Alaska They don't know what like logistics are like they don't know how to route a tool Like I don't want to like route the tool to your city and then the shit don't sell out and then you fuck I hold to a ratio We have to go where we have a demand and it fits Logistically like you said you got to try this go there cuz you Yeah, but what you get they can get close. That's what I'm saying We're coming to close as close as we can come out though people come out. Oh, yeah Yeah, man, not only do they come out they travel with the show when it's gonna come out when this gonna come out Joseph he don't know either. That's his department. He don't know Well, I think it's ain't working where I'm here. Addison Dallas I'm going to win July 1st July 1st through the third will make this clip come out July 1st through the third Addison It's gonna sell out. Let's get it. Let's go crazy. How many shows is gonna talk See, I think it's yeah, it's three days. I'm first in the dirt. Y'all got the foot y'all can have I can't compete with fireworks Yes, you can't I want to see them. I know I can but I want to see them They don't want to talk five words last all of three minutes. I'm trying to get back to the baby I know Yeah Yeah Father Welcome to the club It is When you have to watch childbirth Scarred into my memory People don't understand how complex humans are Yeah Let you know what really goes on Well Don't worry about a goddamn thing Crowd Oh 85 South get you get you good everywhere. What you know, I don't I don't think you know this shit like you can go places like Where you been? I've rented apartment. I've gotten shoes. I've gotten you know, I'm saying just think like I've gotten let into place I've got my iPhone fixed Exponentially faster at the Apple store than I would have if maybe I was just anybody like, you know I'm saying like Once I pulled my mask down and it was like I got you Needed my phone back dog my phone wide open. You know, you got iPhone, right? Yeah Green screen of death. Have you ever heard of this shit? You ready? I ain't never work my phone out It just happened a decent. He just got a shit. Oh Yeah, I have to go man That's you to fuck up your day because you know your phone still there because your phone will be wiggling like you can Hear the vibrations if you put the vibrate on so, you know your phone still in there, but you can't see shit All the shit I feel you but you know why that is the way what's that 85% is Of course They look out. Yeah. Yeah, they look out All kind of people that you never know what 85% is I'm talking about people who drive the luggage car flight attendants All the people who work in this in food industry, they could be sitting right next to you. You never know That sounds like a little so we're here. We're everywhere man 85% of man. We're everywhere like like L everywhere you want to be This shit And every job is some people watching 85 somebody watching it If you got a job and they watch 85 South they have increased productivity. Yeah, about 53% studies have shown 52% of the people who work at the airport 85% 85% to see that's the thing. They think it's just about the 85% they don't know if we can get 13 here 27 here, you know what I'm saying, bro. We got two fans in Iceland. I Know this for a fact two percent. You think you're not gonna take two percent They think we turn away. We don't turn. This is gonna sound small compared to like how many people but it's like 20,000 Nigerians The South Africans we had like 50,000 my people in London UK. Yeah Down they're rocking with me my bro. We're bro in them Lee see bro. Lee see bridge ring bridge ring See road mine. I don't know none of that shit. She go just found out he Jamaican. Mm-hmm. So what we popping a little bit over there? We had 85 for me at the at the pyramids man At the at Giza, they have the shirt off. Yeah You take an accessory You go take one. I am I'm just I just know it's just gonna say nigga though This is gonna be Mississippi already if they say that you You can see them you can see that you are 100% nigga Straight at the Mississippi bottoms. I think they just throw you in sub-Saharan. That's why they hit me 400 But I ain't get both sides. I only got one side. Yeah, my daddy would be You know I Spitting a little goddamn cup Crackers you spit on me. What they gonna do with the rest of it shit like that I'm gonna take one. Do I need to know I? Got some relative somewhere looking for but yeah, this whole 85% of shit that shit around the world man No, no cold Alaska yeah, Alaska fuck where that's why I said you would go to her show out there last Austria People be checking in with me West Virginia trailer parts. Mm-hmm. Yeah, they love it They love the wild and wonderful whites of West Virginia cats watch this show babies cat look baby ducks This shit even poppin under water This is what they put on in the zoo to calm the primates down No What babies to sleep a tiger will lay down and watch this whole show Not even take his eyes off that bit You can pet him the whole time. Oh, this is what I was gonna say today Make sure you send us Pictures of you and your 85% a gift why you out on vacation this summer man So you can get reposted and shit like that tag us in your shit. We want to see where you win Yeah, we're taking we're taking this merch around the world we need your help Whatever you're going this summer take your shirt and throw and take a picture and tag us in it and hate 85% World take over World take over we taking over Everest Mount Everest With 85% I don't give a shit if you go to shirt on Louisville, Kentucky You can go to Chattanooga just make sure you wear that shit Please wear it to the family before you put your family you sure don't man where that bitch the pigeon for Where that bitch fishing? Don't wear the lake limita should be the last I don't know why people You know it's a drown town up under that bitch a drown town a drowned town There's a whole city that they flooded They tried to run them black folks out of there That's why shit keep happening over there. I wasn't gonna say nothing, but you bought it up Yanked out Lake Linnea ain't no hope Nigga said Lake Linnea so dangerous to fish drowning that bitch the fish died Fish jump in the boat Let's go. Fuck you seen fish. It's some shit down there I don't know why people still fucking with Lake Linnea though. I'm not gonna I Can't I can't let nobody ride with I ain't even gonna ride by that Look at it. Don't look at it. Don't look at it You don't know what the fuck might happen you just out there grilling you just looking over at the water next thing You know the water getting closer and closer Lake is some evil shit on some horror movie type shit. You wake up the next morning all the water back. It's beautiful Kids is swinging in the water just start creeping back up Lake Linnea is evil, bro So much fucked up shit that happened down there and Buckhead is the ghetto now ain't it? Buckhead is the new backhead. God damn. Really. In the headlines Why? Why y'all Didn't nobody explain Atlanta to these These new That's what it is. It's got to be it's got to be cuz why you over come on man. Okay. You should be so safe But Buckhead used to be the little party place look cool, you know, this way you don't see look at their home Right around now sound like a setup man. They you can't trust shit over there. They shoot every which They should they rob the security guard. You ain't got no money like that Why you rob the security guy? Why you robbed the security guard the one person supposed to stop you from robbing shit is who you ride what they take I Don't give me that give me that jacket. Give me that vest. That's a security. Give me a work shirt What is criminals heartless out here? They shot him he ain't move fast enough. Oh shit. They shot him Come on Why you rob it man the security What do you get? What do you think you get out 14? But I'll maybe about 18 maybe 18 max 18. Do you think you got it on him? He don't He don't he bring his lunch to work Just to get them go to the break he gonna eat it either way whether you want me up or not Yeah, but Buckhead different now Wow, wow, where? Yeah, I had some family come up and they was like, well, I'm gonna go shop that book. I said well, you better go Hey, I said you better be done by 1130 Well, yeah Joy a lot of them y'all here for tourists. You're doing everything. They shoot Malls because they have to shoot out right in the middle of the street This is too different they own all these drugs You couldn't even make the matrix now these niggas take both the pills They'd be the same boat to ship more real quick I Morpheus be man enough look we're gonna try this shit one more time Real more for you The nigga down there didn't rip the hole in it look back Morpheus Well, you got to go back in time to when he had the pill I'm talking to this man This shit crazy, bro. We just had a little Nell stop do the trap Your queen being real too Real I knew this shit That was a class turn made a movie on one joke Yeah, that's against the shit made a movie on one joke I'm tired of waiting on you. Let's do it. What are you talking about? We got some we got some come piled up. Just got a compound and then make that down I'm gonna do a fucking amazing shit I'm doing a little comedy man for the black people What they call this your genre? What's your genre? Don't be what's it called? Rom-com. Yeah romantic company black rom-com. Yeah, blom-com. Yeah Black romantic comic. Yeah, I like it. It's been some good ones. We ain't had no bills That's a nice name. I'm telling you so what you what you say who? Because you know, I feel like It's gonna be the classic nigga getting a girl here. I'm supposed to get Just all gritting ground up Yeah, yeah, he working at the restaurant. We did she had she on the date with the nigga She want to be but this nigga the nigga like laughing shit cuz the nigga like Giggling in the kitchen at the little piece of spot Okay, yeah, she look back through and try to pick up some of the and I start rapping You know classic. I'm bringing back the classic, bro. When you want to be it's the thrill of the chase Okay, so they have a little meat. I'm talking about this the nigga chasing I'm chasing a whole damn. She should hold that and you're from the other side of the tracks, right? nothing late in the trap Aladdin and Jasmine come on man. Yeah He's living his bitch. Hell. Yeah Okay, two at the foot two at the head. I didn't like the sleep. Yeah, I need to be right Okay, so eight mile eight mile over right right eight mile, but on the seven side, right? She knew no She knew no, I'm coming out. She's trying to play like this. She's trying to play like she she liked to play in the mud Hey, she liked to get dirty. Exactly. She come down from her little house on the hill She got opportunities riding in her little Mustang the five point. No, no, it's the Ben. Oh, okay That's what I'm talking about. Yeah. I'm sorry. We want it up a lot. We want it. All right, right. I Can see it. No, see she got the Ben Yeah, that's how we live the nice one. Yeah, all night AMG all that big one, too The one you don't even have to stop a little bit That type and that's just the one she got the other one, too. It's another whip. She got What did she do, huh? She bought that bit The bad bit You can sell it When the last time you knew what a bad bitch is of it, huh? She does the bad bitch. You get money from fashion over About three months. Oh, she get it from she gets the gram. She did it the bad way Yes, you got a fat booty. She be hosting part this drink. That's a rocket shit bad way Okay, so so what would be going to advance when her stomach out? Hmm, and she got what type of belly button? Oh, it's a real belly button. Okay, and it's baby hair Okay, so real bad smell like fruit Okay, beautiful fingers and shit. Okay, but she gave money that way. Yeah, but this her Florida On the inside when like when she go home and she buy a sale, guess what? Oh, it's nerd Guess what she love? What's he like anime? That's how he get her anime. Yeah, Naruto all types of just like underground shit She you are she like their cartoons and we got cowboy bebop. Yeah That's how you gotta do that you but then they want you to know about the show, right? But that's where you come in and you my head writer Okay, so then you know all the goddamn and by the time we shooting this shit and we keep now I already know shit Okay, so she a nerd. She a whole geek But she pretended to be so she's not but see this whole bad girl shit Just was new to her cuz she grew up to geeking and she got fine So this fine shit new to her She don't even think she fine Oh, this one of them shit Got on glasses and she got a hair in the bun. No, that's only that's only when she had to Know how to turn it off and on Let's get back to the main story No, we are good. It's not a ugly duck in the store. Okay. Okay, so she but she's fairly Yeah, she's fairly new to this baby's lifestyle. She wasn't as bad, right? Okay, it's new to her, right She like Judy Winslow she went upstairs and came back down You getting the head of me champ Let's pull it back That's But what you said Okay, not that I'm just saying yeah, all right, but Judy we're gonna go upstairs. Okay. Check it not Judy Winslow I just need it. No, no, I like that analogy. I like that analogy. Okay, so she never comes back Let's back to what I was thinking so hard What I was watching a richie. Fuck little richie acting his ass. I don't give a shit because he knew He's That's what he was saying in the mirror before it went out there. They won't Judy me I bet you they won't you You know, I mean the episodes went off of him doing that Richie I swear to God, I swear to God, I'm not going upstairs. I'm not All I'm saying is she just went upstairs one day and came back down and was bad Okay, so she's still adjusting to the lifestyle All right, whatever we'll get back to it. No, no, I like it. I like it. It sounds it sounds Intriguing and I think it's a lot of stuff we can tie in. Okay. And I think once we throw in the science fiction element Merchandising Okay, so where's the science fiction come in? Oh, they're gonna go in the anime. Oh Yeah They get the weed They're gonna go in there. I'm not in that Not in the anime. You think we can get Meg just starting to do a song like specifically about like to fit this move Yeah, what if we get her to do the uh anime character? You know I'm saying like as we actually in the anime. I feel like she should be the least helper Yeah Yes Yeah, she dressed like Charlie in my mind I didn't say that I feel like her name should be Megan That's hard. That'd be a hard anime name Yeah, and then like, you know, because it's like not Megan it'd be like Megan. That's that's Japanese Is it Megan? Megan Okay, how would you say that you selected them on the video game me gone? Me gone Fuck you, I mean I ain't doing this shit right now I was like, all right. All right. I like it. I like it We don't get no credit man. Black people fuck with all that shit. They don't show us no love We about to take over the limp. It's like we used to Oh, and I love how it's just random black people showing up being good at shit in Chicago. Come on. You fucking right? Hell yeah, I asked man. I bet I bet I like how she get down, but I knew She talked that shit too That confidence is there that young spirit man. Come on I'm just waiting on the nigga to show up skin, bro. So we can really just lock up every event We need a skier Hell yeah, do you see we need a curler the ski jump? You know, I'm gonna be curler Would it do a sweep? Yeah Come on man, you know, I'm gonna do the barbershop boys It's so prepared To sweep. How do you get into that spot? How do you get into that? You gotta have the ice You know, I was thinking about buying practice on the sand. What's that shit like a shuffleboard Well, you spend you can slide to this for the old people. I'm thinking about buying one of them. That shit's so fun I don't know you're getting old. Don't do that. No, because I remember we had a not old But you get an old shit. We had a show in Bermuda, bro And we were so bored we were sitting there We kept sliding this bottle down this long ass table made the whole game Ever since then I was like I'm about me a real one Them bitches as big as fucking take up a lot of space But you have you're gonna start dressing different guys. I am I'm about to start dressing different anyway. You're about to be tucking your shirt in white linen. Shit. No, it's just having to switch up Sox pulled up. No next two years. I'm just dressing like a cowboy And I am I'm gonna death somebody say something, bro I like it. I like it. I still got my cowboy clothes. No, I'm just saying I'm just out. That's my new attitude, bro Fuck all this shit. You remember we was cowboys for a little while. I love my man That's what made me want to go back to it, bro. I wrote a book I really felt like I was myself You felt you felt you felt in your element. Yeah What a nigga gonna tell me you like you like how uncomfortable it made the white people Yeah, because we walked around like I had there you say something Laugh all you want to but I'm gonna be every day. I'm gonna have some different cowboy shit on killing the game New shit. You know how much cowboy shit you could buy for one pair of j Like nine days worth of shit. You can you can fuck up the boot. Where what you need one good pair of boots The most fucked up. They are the most serious people know you are about your cowboy shit You go down there to j and w western where Hey, man, think about look at how much for $200. Look at how much money what you can get So much you can get like five bags of shit Full of shit. Look how much money we spent on shit as black men Look at the shit white dudes be spending money on these motherfuckers be whining $7 cargo pants And they shoes and be just just shoes shoes shoes with a u right S-h-u-e-s With the little dots over What company is this my buddy started this in college, man It's made out of 100 percent recyclers recyclers straws He's selling them online for nine bucks and then he gives eight bucks of it to the save the wells When we were in college, we all worked for him for free, man I got so many pairs dude. I fucking love them. Oh That's hilarious. Fuck that dressing like a cowboy, man Do it Hawaiian shirts all summer. Do it. I gotta find something. I'm gonna dress like I'm going fishing Fishing hat. Yeah Now I'm wearing I'm wearing Hawaiian shirts all summer Like a drug lord I like it. Caggy shorts. I like it. I fuck with I'ma bring back Level lowest. No, man. Fat far. You're gonna be hot. Fat far and sweater best for the winner For the winner. No, no sleeves I'm under it. No shirt. No kind of shirt Not even a not even a beater However, have a rich white man dress. That's how I'm dressing this something You see me out of outfit. Just mind your fucking business Tommy Bahama shirts Oh, yeah, Greg Norman. Caggy shorts. Give me that colorful shark. What's that shit with? Oh, that's the shit with the shark golf tees We're going stupid. Come on, man. We better go yachting mix it with the uh Motherfucking louis and all that shit. Come on, man. We out here I like it. Go crazy. I am I'm not doing it. You don't have to. You too cool. I'm good. I can't give a fuck. I don't I don't give a fuck. I don't Still gonna get some pussy. Of course still gonna be a great nigga And you gonna be and it's gonna be a talking. Yep. Whenever I wear my cowboy And it's gonna open me up to a whole another range of bras that ain't never even knew they liked me till they seen my range We started checking out Carlos Miller. They used to see me sit right here with his head on in this, you know 85 They see me put the motherfucking wranglers on the wrangler jeans and the boots And jump in that truck playing that sad ass shit with the bass turned all the way down That country music loud with no bass What you playing with? No, look Fuck you, bitch Fuck you dumb I'm playing all that shit They're gonna be like, oh my god I can't be your hero. It's gonna be 19 rich white women in texas like please come to amarillo What come on? I speak good shit I'm popping and you're doing it to appeal to other markets. Yeah, and and you know, hispanic women love niggas dressed like cowboy I like it. I like right. That's how we really should at this point. Uh, what the fuck man? Get it outfit every day. Where's something every day of the week Something go crazy. Yeah I like and do something in it too What you gonna do? Regular shit goes subway Three-piece tuxedo, man Best common bond everything Suspenders Fuck I think got a cover for In the top hat Cain is emotional Dumb and stupid as hell Give them what they want. That's what they want, man. They be expecting they be looking for the worst in us, don't they? But we love the people that we see in the good because that amount is man, all right But they be wanting to see It's raw fire here, man. They want to see. Welcome back to that 85 south show. Come on Look at this shit Slow ass We want to hear some comments This podcast has turned into a very high quality black talk show You are absolutely right. We did this on purpose is all part of our plan. We came up with 15 phase plan to convert our podcast into the number one black talk show amongst 13 To 86 years old Yeah, you know what else That's it. That's the best Lamar Odom interview ever that man was never uncomfortable It was with respect to 85 south show has the blueprint for the world Motherfucking right And that's just not me saying this This is a real comment from granddaddy day 5.0. You can look him up if you think that is Here in black man talk about stocks. It's inspirational on another level. Well jermaine berry We appreciate you jermaine. I'm glad we haven't see only niggas like us can reach niggas like jermaine Yeah, jermaine not listening to nobody is jermaine is jermaine is doing his thing jermaine think he know everything Bro, did you go to school with jermaine? How many jermaines you go to school? Jermaine's old, huh? Did you go to school with any niggas named jermaine? Yeah, probably. I can't fit you. There'll be some thugged out niggas. Jermaine's into bars Jermaine into bars jermaine into bars, right Some thugged out niggas. All right, uh, joe's lab make anything funny. That shit is hilarious James lords said that uh, they said why don't you laugh for the people they like it? They like it They like it to do it for the people Oh shout out to my boy brandon moblin man says greetings 85 south show family after long seven and a half weeks I graduated Air Force basic training car proud to call myself an airman Now i'm just gonna sit back and laugh at these fools while heading to my tech school Boy, you better fly to the top of your class man Let's go. We got somebody to do Air Force school. We made somebody an airman. We didn't do it, but we helped him We gave him the motivation and we didn't we didn't hinder him We we did not put hurdles in his path Oh, man, check out what jerry said. We need eddie murphy in the trap, but nav didn't never mind I feel you on that jerry I started to ask little nail, but I was like, you know what that ain't got nothing to do with you Do you know now? Look miss me said they should create cartoon reenactment of the story they tell during this segment That would be a nice visual. We might be able to swing that We got a heart department Come on man Shout out to uh These people said this podcast for everybody who opened up to remember when t-pain was on every goddamn song Bro, you missed the t-pain. Shit. I was man. You know what I was on. What baby? This baby might drop it might not drop. I should have just went I should have just came on You made the right decision though. T-Pain a cool dude. What's your favorite t-pain song? He likes so many different bitches. This nigga fell in love with a stripper This nigga like the bartender. He's a man. This nigga met a bitch with her boots on And apple bottom jeans dog. That was the thing This is the shit I'm talking about. They plug in with us in Costa Rica, bro Costa Rica Costa Rica Costa Rica What's up, you guys? Let's focus y'all to Island this shit Well, I should say the t-pain Somebody asked me about a man and I just flat out talking all like me. I should you know, I should hate me a nigga I should ruin dancing nigga Nigga bitches expected us to come out our shoes after that shit They wanted that nigga to do what he did Bro, what the fuck are you doing? We're going like this. Are we at an arcade? Turn it off. Here, since I said we're going to replace that nigga with Alexa. He didn't even try at me, bro So my dad let's us practice in the garage Who's wondering if you we saw You have to play the bass, right? Just the rock version. You know what this is right? Titties in the building. We got titties in the building. We got titties in the building. We got titties Titties in the building. We got titties in the building. We got titties in the building We shot this at the top of the charts Next thing you know that we're in London and we're working on some music with this guy And he's like, you know, maybe we should try to relive that moment of titties in the building You know when we first went number one and he's like, maybe we should do something You know, like maybe like a pussy in the building and I was like, I could work. I could work. I could work with that Pretty good We got pussy in there I feel like pussy needs more like of his own space That one would just really have pussy in the building, right? No pussy Pussies everywhere Pussies everywhere Hold the nail down the pussy It's really hard to say That'd be the end of the group Right And he's going to decide on how the pussies are coming to build Everybody wanted us to go to the studio and do another Straight into pussy in the building. I said no We should have a cinematic intro Everyone wanted us to go back and do another studio album, but we made a hundred million dollars up our first one To this day titties in the building Bro, we got it. I'm gonna do that romantic comedy man rom-com go. Let's do it. Let's do let's just okay So they just remake it everything right everything hollywood make they remake it, right? So we just remake it black Whatever they made white we make we make it black okay But we make our own shit, but You know how they always try to be like, oh, but that's the same. No So you basically saying we could take a melissa macarthur movie and put lizzo and bam I feel like kiki palma should be getting more roles So give her put her in the julia robert shit. I don't know Yeah, have her go adopt a little big black baby a big white baby. Oh Yeah a reverse blind side Yep The baby the baby little in the mama being a black family adopt a white baby and he goes to the major league playing baseball good as fuck good as fuck kiki palma the mama You just throw it like you Let's do a ghetto version of a Tyler Perry movie called what we get married for Why did we do this shit again? We have a trilogy. It's gotta be three movies I'll only sign on it. It's a three movie deal It's the other way outside of It's gotta be a three movie deal Why we get married for But we get married for remind me What I get married for this year Coming to the stage They already made a movie called the best man. We could do one called homeboys In a show called orange is the new black We could pitch one called black still is black Black is black you stupid bitch Season one They got a show on showtime about a poor white family called shameless We can do one about a poor black family called. I'm getting them for Ain't no shame over here Ain't no shame in my game. No, I'm sure you're a fuck. That's nice season right there drunk bitch I do it every day Kids be fucking off the chain. They growl. I don't even know all them kids in that house This gonna sound crazy, but good times. Good times should still be on the air Because man, we need a show that's been on that long Okay, but You wanted to stay on so you wanted them to come into the future. You want to stay in the 70s? You know, that needed to come in the future. I need them to grow up like we did I feel like by the time the 80s had rolled around for real At least by the 90s, that should be I made it out at least to the neighborhood Like a house JJ would have got Caught up in a long scam. That would have been a good season 18. Yeah, you got caught up I don't care JJ Just because everybody do it don't mean you got to do it Season 22 with microstar drinking All right I've been If I want to eat just so you know, I've been drinking since I was 15 my god I've been mad at florida ever since james died, man. Oh, why good, bro That episode went about 22 minutes, bro. They didn't went through jane's whole shit james been dead 19 minutes Florida wait till the last minute and a half to say damn Damn, you know a good time episode was serious when that bitch go off silent They just showed a little picture. They don't even play the music. That's some serious That that mean edited niggas like man cut that shit off So what just happened? Bro, tell the truth. Saddest episode of good time ever is when penny mom burned up with that hair Come on, man. See that shit ain't hard to talk about. Nobody burn Hey, man, good time. That shit was not a good time That shit was fucked up. Remember they tried to make jj join the gang Why I don't know. I don't want that nigga in my bag It's me the kid We're trying to spin the block this nigga out here got them hollering and shit Check the fuck out. It's time to have a real discussion, man. James Evans hated his whole family He didn't like nobody he hated coming home He walked in slamming the door Look Florida, I don't want to hit at today now go on that bullshit Florida But you know why because we gotta know because the world was out there kicking the dance It's because Florida didn't understand how hard it was for him to go get a job every day and he didn't know how to read Now be up on my good times all the way You saying this shit, there wasn't no James came read episode. Yeah, it was James only went to like third grade But this is a fact he never helped nobody with his homework That show was on for 15 seasons. He never helped nobody with their homework How could he he's out there hustling Why you think why you think he always got he had to walk Michael asked for getting smart with him Because Michael was smarter than him No, I'm daddy. That's what this shut the fuck up Boy be quiet daddy boy is a white racist word. Okay boy. You're skating on thin ice daddy How long are you gonna keep saying boy? All right boy. I'm gonna whoop. Yeah. Okay daddy. I give up He couldn't own it all he couldn't outsmart Michael. So he just had to put his hands on Michael He's the shit out Michael JJ. He was dumb. He was he knew better. He was like, okay daddy You got it go over there and paint some shit and they're gonna do the shit with nobody looking Right. Yeah, and then Thelma was just sitting around there looking just bad. My theory is Thelma is Willona's baby Because they look that that's that's a little drop. Yeah, I was he will only gave Thelma I would Florida. I would You feel me on the prime episode because she was still in the streets And they were such good friends for the never told them So she took her in yeah, yeah Michael don't belong to James and either But he never said that Only son that James Evans had at Florida house was JJ That's why he didn't okay. Yep. Wow He treated JJ just this this the theory he was harder on JJ He was harder on JJ than the other two kids, bro Well Was he yeah I guess so I JJ was grown, bro. He had to share couch bed with Michael Michael was like seven Yeah, man. What the fuck? Yeah JJ Get you a little project house Bro, even if you remember JJ got a job at the chicken shack Yeah, that's what I'm thinking about. They still didn't have enough money to get out the hood And there was three working adults in the house You can't make no money. No chicken shack. All right. I'm just saying it's three income And Thelma volunteered to get a job and they was like no Thelma and like they were straight Thelma has been known to you know, do little shit. I don't know, bro You know, I go to Dubai They had plenty chance to get out the hood like when James found that money and Florida made him turn it in That's the worst episode of that whole show You think that would have changed the outcome of the show Hold on. I gotta give me some snacks. I'm high, bro. I'm low. I gotta grab me some chips or something. I'm too high I need a water Ain't no more Doritos around this bitch At this time, please ensure your seat belt is pure and fast Your tray table and seat backs are up and lost. We'll be underway shortly and thank you for flying I just thought about what you He told that girl she's as long as a CVS Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Hell yeah, it was long too. We can see it. We can see it It's like empty punching bags. Yeah, man. We just ain't had any bad legs Hey, ain't y'all good back there? No, we can't. All right, if we do this, then Hey, you have to tour dates Oh, word? What do you have to know? Hey, man, we back in the game. Look, we got a bunch of them too. Yeah 7 17. That's July 17. We're making Yeah, then the 24th of July, we in Biloxi, Mississippi at the coast Coliseum Yeah, then August 7th. We in Greenville. Bro, which Greenville is the Greenville at every state But whichever one of the bonds to cause wellness arena is it? Remember, we couldn't figure out how to say that I don't even know if it's the same Bro, is it Greenville, North Carolina, J.O.N.? No, it's not. It's Greenville, South Carolina. That's why you sitting back there All right, then on August the 14th, we in Fayetteville at the Crown Coliseum And then September 11th, we in Jacksonville at the Vice Star. That sound like a hospital Yeah, but we ain't we gonna kill them. No, so that's why we're gonna sound like that October 1st, we in Seattle at the Waamu Theater Waamu. That sound like a real name. That's the Indian. The Indian? Probably on the reservation. Word. Okay, Waamu Then 10-2, we in Sacramento at the Memorial Auditorium Sacramento? Yeah, it's Sacramento. Where they got some things out there in Sacramento? I ain't never been to Sacramento J.O.N., you ever been to Sacramento? Yeah Well, we about to go to Sacramento, boy. 10-29, we in Tallahassee Donald Tucker Civic Center. I thought they said Donald Duck. Yeah, that would have been dope But we gonna be at the Donald Tucker. They probably got a dumb duck in Orlando. Yeah 11-5, we in North Charleston at the North Charleston Coliseum. You know 11-5 is November Yeah, but I can read numbers but enough about that. Charleston, South Carolina or North? North Charleston That didn't say the state North Charleston. Yeah, it's north of South Charleston, but it's a it's a Charleston in every state, too 11-6, which is November the 6th. We will be in Greensboro at the Greensboro Coliseum. That's Greensboro, North Carolina Because you know yeah, I'm like 30 minutes away from there You know what I mean? So all they got to do is go to the 85southshow.com More information on new tour days. That mean we got some more coming y'all. We got Yeah, we can only drop these right now. Right. These are locked in. Yeah Well, you see we are on our way to your city right now. We stole these seats from Spirit and um You know, they we gonna give them back. It's not man. We're just being resourceful, bro We're fucking around and got this plane. We're just gonna go to sleep in the seating on that bed We're trying to get on that store get on get your thing. I hate it. I ain't got my seatbelt on Well, why you don't see the different color than mine? It's not even the same brand seat It's ghetto It's hell Better be glad DC ain't here. He probably on the real plane. Yeah Yeah No, he he no, no, he just he just caught an earlier flight. That's all that But me and you and we have on this shit isn't we should have killed him No, this is a good investment man. Look, we got our people in the back. She mad No, bro, we're gonna probably have to do it another season of this show What's up? Going to you another one May I get the tickets? All right. Look, we got to get some extra seats for the plane They don't let back. We ain't got no seatbelts. So, you know Go to the website 85southshow.com seatbelt brown with the seat blue Ain't no other part of that close. You just gonna lay that cross your waist like that Y'all get y'all tickets to the show Please Look at our planes Please get your tickets man. Yeah, I gotta give me some snacks in my life, man. Hey, man But that's my best my best my um theory Get your man, right Get them snacks. I just need some water. I ate earlier What you eat Design I'm homemade with the silent G. Yeah, I didn't get to use shit You gotta eat man. Don't fucking be grinding so hard. They forget to eat I mean, I ain't good to eat no good shit like that. I used to do that like I'm not eating Some comedy shit. I'm gonna eat at the club where they gonna give me some free or something. I'm gonna have but We in this bitch. So You blow Good, that's how we live Got some new apparel on I see. Oh man. Come on. That's your heart. Yeah, it kind of remind me of them Hawks, man We got them. I'm proud of us. Let's go Hawks. Mm-hmm. Hawks in this thing, man. Let's go, man Mm-hmm We're about to go to the finals on these niggas all the way all the way we're gonna win it We'll go ahead and say it. Let's go get it. They playing night Huh? They playing tomorrow, I think. Mm So they gonna win that because we already in the future You know what I'm saying? Well, they's not already won yet. They already won Like this it ain't happen yet, but it has by the time this happens for these people It'll happen. It will happen It'll happen right now simultaneously at the same time Both of these I know I'm happy because this is too good Come on, man. This is delicious You think it make a difference if you shake the bag of chips? Mm-hmm You ever be Fucked up and you forget to shake it you open it and then you try to close the bag of shaker Hmm You open it. No, once it's open it's open. Yeah Because you try to shake it again then chips go everywhere. Can't go back Fucked up I don't use the fucker, too, but they hit this time Some shit really don't need commercials They don't. They don't need commercials. What are some of predictions? For the summer? Mm-hmm. Like as far as what? I said, what's your summer prediction? You said for the summer No, I said What I meant to say No As far as what? Because my summer trends where where we going? What you think about the happening this summer? I'm here Coronavirus part two. Mm-hmm. This part. I don't know. Mm-hmm That's what they, that's what they try. I don't know. I hope nothing. I hope it's, I hope it's turned all the way up I hope they didn't get to go crazy But it's been a minute since we got to go crazy Like packed out people go out. I think people have a new perspective. We don't out It's I don't never need to be that close again. Yep Not as close as we were before it was too close. Remember if you went to some packed shit Like you get to a certain age and you ain't going to like why would we that close? That's crazy We in the club with the drink like this Ain't talking about you having a good time. For hours. Oh, that's my song. Oh, excuse me Then it would take you an hour to get back to your little spot. Oh my goodness. Your spot ain't even your spot no more And there was room in the club Yeah, everybody was just right there. Yeah. Yeah, I don't get it. Yeah, we can keep we can space out We need time We got a lot of space. We just don't use the fucking crazy man I think about all the shit we was doing before the pandemic hit And then when it hit I just can't believe we was out here thugging like that What you mean? Nick on a packed dance, bro Full of strangers Yeah at a game people were shitting at the football game We were eating at buffets my fucking getting on the airplane coughing The whole flight Not regular just Pneumonia car the whole flight Yeah, and he was just like man, I hope he they feel better Now they were people was catching ubers with strangers and splitting the money Get in here with me uber pool This sound cool You remember when there was too many people and motherfuckers were sitting in each other laughing shit Man, I'm not sitting in nobody god damn I'm saying like you have like the chicks sitting in your lap and you're putting to have one In the uber. Yeah, man. Fuck that leaving the club on both sides if I was the uber driver Get y'all stupid ass out of here. Y'all not finna fuck up my corolla move And baby, we need the uber black. We need the big one all that need the big one We have to spring for it. Who's out here thugging doing shows 10,000 people Right there 10,000 All of them laughing at you Breathing on you. That's not. Yeah, that's what I meant They laughing, but it's a lot of Spit and bacteria Truth be motherfucking told all it is is big. That's for anybody That's for anybody who's out there going crazy. It'll never be the same You think from what I see From what you see from what I see, man. Okay, so You don't think we can get back there. Mm-hmm. Why not? Shit, we don't got the right shit. What you mean? Something missing. I don't know what you mean. We need some of that purple shit From Wakanda to get back to there What you mean? You saying uh, uh fucking uh Full capacity. Yeah We ain't got we need some more drugs That's the only way It's the only way you can get rid of some shit is drugs It might be the wrong way to put it, but medicine drugs not just like street drugs Yeah, I don't know if they got the right shit yet They're just me though I ain't saying they do what they don't I'm just saying I don't know if it's the right shit to come back The shit that just came through this motherfucker We're gonna we might need a little more shit I know the shot is where it's at, but nigga y'all ain't got nothing we could drink ain't nothing I can take Ain't no spoonful of nothing What that part of that bro, give me some of that pink shit that gives give us an elementary school, man We can't get none of that you stupid You know that pink shit when you're starting to hurt give me some of my solid You gonna need that I just take that Yeah I don't know they ain't got no tussin Ain't no new tussin that came out in a little minute And it should help by now You don't think so They can't mess up that recipe All right. I'm just saying bro. I'm skeptical. I don't know we might be there, but 75 percent might be where we need to stay it. Maybe 80 85 percent You ready to go to the whole thing? I don't know what you're talking about, but yeah, I'm just saying as far as the capacity But yeah, okay 85 percent maybe not a hundred just 85 percent. That's yeah ask for that Sold out ask for that We got to leave a little goddamn room just in case something happens And we don't need to be sold out sold out to goddamn dangerous That means I'm not gonna sell out. I don't I don't know you're gonna rope off I'm just saying Well, we got to leave a little room just in case something happens. You're gonna rope off. I don't know You're gonna work. Okay They say they can do a hundred, but you're not gonna do but I'm saying if you do a hundred that mean Can't nobody else get up in here Pack this is it. Yeah Okay, what if we what if you're not going over what if we need another motherfucker in there? We might not have one doctor in the house Somebody gotta go out You gotta go out so I can go in And then they have to excuse me his way all the way. I can just see it in there Something a little lady working security at the back door. Ah You got to wait on somebody come out We got to wrap this shit up. We high as hell. Yes Very much so I ain't got no sleep In four days That's what it feels like man. Well, this your new life, man. I take a little nap some shit, but he take a nap And now it's be short. Yeah, wake up He only sleeps long I worry about yeah, this your new life. Oh, I got it It's your new life, man Now you understand You fall asleep when you can And now you up here at the studio. Guess what he's sleeping Waiting on you to get home so he can be up what she Don't get scared when you have some of those nights where you just remember waking up You don't know when the baby went to sleep as long as you hold them You straight Every time you put your baby to sleep, you're gonna go to sleep though You should That's the way it goes You think you're putting them to sleep, but you really was Putting yourself in you be working hard too. I've had to I'm like, all right. Let me he wants you to walk like this All right, you had to walk That's the I gotta beef it up And not to beef it up. I gotta beef it up. And he know when you don't beat it up squats Lunges vicky tummy anything. Yeah Any anything that Who the shit off Stanky leg anything You're a fling man Poochata What is this shit? What make dress say growl like a bear All right, man Well Much success to you on your journey. Oh, no, thank you, man. It's a new baby, man. Hey, you know what? Matter of fact, no, I think about country Wayne said that shit, man What he said this shit on here Because I was the only person that didn't have a kid I don't hear country Wayne. He wanted some bullshit. He talked it up for you Look a little goddamn magical country. That wasn't that long ago, man. Motherfucker, man. This motherfucker here Came through and put a ghetto spell on me Damn this nigga did like steve king thinner. He's still working in there. Yeah, baby Why would you do that? No, I fuck with country Wayne, but he did That's your stupid Now you in there How's the moment DC say you having 10 10 Nick going for it. He'll easily have it Nick going for it. He's more than half way there. He was seven eight nine. Yeah He's gonna have his 10 in no time Yeah at 10 What's that wasn't so 10 I can't even say my voice crack was building one dog 10 Like one two three four five six seven eight nine 10 10 10 this minute five two times children People ages people Ages one two three four five six seven eight nine ten 10 through 10 for 10 30 for 30 childbirth 10 At each okay One year old two year old three year old four year old five year old six year old seven year old nine year old 10 year old started 10 years ago, right? And they got one every year they crank it out. That's what they do Shit, they're making people. That's a lot of work. You got to split that up, huh? Shit, I don't know Well, I guess if you a man, you don't really have to split it up You can get you could do 10 when you get 10 women pregnant in a year Yeah, that's what I'm saying Just a lot of fucking because 10 for 10 that's crazy You didn't take no year off Babe root Swing for the fence there. I'm either hitting the home run. I'm striking out That's great That's too. No, that's way too many Amen 10 But hey man people do what they're gonna do. Hey, man. That's normal right with all you gotta do Hell, I know motherfuckers who work at bird king. We got to kill Shit exactly Some people want to be fruitful Yeah, people with a lot of kids just open up a deep daycare by default Just they kids I know how many I got that's all I could keep up with Maybe they know something we don't Hey, man, this is 85 stop show. This is a podcast for motherfuckers who got a lot of kids And the people who got some kids and then the folks who got no kids and no kids And then this is for like the aunties and the uncles too at the same time We fought with y'all. We have this piece Even eat some more burritos on these fucking niggas. I'm hammering Man, bring me some ass man. Let's do some ass We got about 22 ass