 There was one child who was probably too small for me to be even asking this question now that I think about it, but this can't have been older than seven, came out with the most violent, terrifying, genuinely bone-chilling method of assassination I've ever heard, and even I, as Brian, was genuinely terrified. And I said to the grown-up that this person was the person, excuse me, is this your son? Yes, yes, congratulations. Your progeny is quite the fledgling psychopath. I imagine you are very proud and his teachers are very worried, and I have never forgotten it since. It will haunt me until the day I die. It was involved, this might not even go on the channel, you're going to have to do a lot of bleeping here. We'll see. But it was to do with making them drink to the point where they would all over their clothes and also on the floor. You then **** and then **** and then on the **** and they basically **** to the floor. Doctor Who, Brian, audience member, you have successfully traumatized me, all the respect in the world to you.